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>>228230
Okay i guess

sister is gonna do a surrogate thing for cash. she last did it like a decade ago. before she had kids of her own i think. the people paying for her are probably going to be two gay guys from newyork lol. she was asking me stuff and making it seem like a big deal blah blah. like i fucking care its not my body i dont care if its dangerous. but what freaked me out was if she had to be put on bed rest, id have to learn how to drive a car again or something… and id have to do shit, id have to basically fucking do everything? no more neeting??? what a nightmare. i think my mom came down last time she got on bedrest so hopefully she would just do that again. if not, hopefully my sister's boyfriend would do everything. sister has had this boyfriend for 3 months now, hes been over probably every weekend, but ive avoided meeting or seeing him. its gonna suck ass when he finally moves in, i feel like ill be kicked out when that happens. i dont really want to be here when sister becomes a surrogate though. that seems too weird. the holiday next month, a metric assload of people will be visiting. lots of distant relatives. lots of way younger relatives that are now married with kids and it feels awkward as hell having to interact with everyone. i know everyone views me as the weird uncle wiz that doesnt have a job and doesnt leave his room. its the first thing they mention to me. i just wish they would tell me "hey its fine you can go back to your room in the basement" and let me skip the event. that never happens. instead, they all egg on their minigroids to scream outside my door, they get into a stampeding frenzy and charge them at my door hooting and hollering and slamming and pounding on the walls until i come out from hiding. fucking hell i can already see it. everyone going through all my shit. "where is the bed?" "he sleeps on the floor what a weirdo" … fuck, well the joke will be on them. im going to get drunk before this stupid thing starts. ill take melatonin, wear my earplugs, and my noise cancelling hearing protectors over top. ill barricade the doors. let them try to get in, they will have to break it all down

sorry for blogging i forgot what i was intending this post to be about

>>230926
Off topic, but god help that poor kid.

>>214366
These people start to go prodromal after a week without working so it's not really that big of a deal. Life always seems to find a way

I've been forced back to staying in my room 23/7 and shitting in a garbage bag behind my door

thanks mom

>>229000
I like to sit around nude and sometimes scratch my balls. How to make money plox?

>>230979
Heh that's the problem with this idiotic advice, "just do what you're really passionate 'bout bruv". Yeah, I'm really passionate about sleeping, not a lot of money on that end I'm sure.

>>230979
Delivery boy

>>230987
Cam whore.

>>230979
Have you ever thought about being a mail man?

>>230979
well if it's longer than an hour, then you have superhuman strength, and there's a place for you as a gold-medal olympian

>>230992
no, what they're doing is illegal and dangerous, I am asserting my rights as a pedestrian by doing this
again, if they are uncomfortable riding on the road they can get off the bike and walk, which is what the sidewalk is for

>>231024
there is no such thing as asserting rights as a pedestrian. You are just being a asshole and making it way more likely for you to get hit rather then less.
Plus intentionally blocking the sidewall to not let people pass is also illegal, dangerous, and a really good way to start a fight.

>>231029
I let people on foot pass, I’m not an asshole, I obey the law and I try to be as decent to others as I can. I only do this against bicycles. You do not seem to understand that riding on the sidewalk over here is not legal and it’s pissing everyone off, as a matter of fact it often comes up in comments on the internet where people are as rightfully pissed as they should be and the issue of reckless riders is brought up all the time. Think of the elderly, succubi with strollers, young children and so forth, I’ve lost count of the times I nearly avoided collisions with a bicycle at full speed right around a corner. There are very good reasons why they are despised by drivers and pedestrians alike.

Someone make a new crawl thread

>>231032
No you are still a asshole and still also violating the law by intentionally blocking the sidewalk as well as trying to pick fights.
Meanwhile the people on bikes are just trying to safely get where they are trying to go in peace. You on the other hand are actively trying to disrupt the peace, put people in danger, and go out of your way to cause conflict.
Again you are the asshole here.

>>230822
Oh man, that reminds me of the MU*s I use to hang out in all summer. 8BitMUSH was a big one.
>clacks beaks
>vomits black ooze
>slams fist on table, pogs go flying
That was fun.

>>230820
It's pretty much dead tho.

>>230829
I never understood the "it's dead" complaint. Either you want so much content that you end up having to wade through endless trash and manipulative bullshit that you aren't even having fun reading stuff anymore lime on reddit, or you just find 73493 sites of stuff you like and then you do not cafe about how "slow" things are because you have an enormous amount of content of what you like just spread out.

A few forums which dwindle by the day. RIP projectmanhunt.

>>230822
IRC is ok if you can still find a decent channel.

>>230822
>I bet IRCs are much nicer ever since discord became popular
They've always been exactly the same except the userbase on irc is slightly older. Just because it's been around for longer doesn't mean I like reading people rant about their day to other people they've hung out with online for years any better

>>230730
Are you sure you know what castration is? Seems like you're talking about something completely different.

>>230749
He's right, becoming a crypto-succubus is unwizardly.

>>229123
nero was one of the better emperors but he had no real head for politics/management.
his mom was batshit crazy, most of his family would have been better off aborted.

>>229105
not so…
i H8 dogs, but the other classes do not apply to me…

>>230749
I'm talking about cutting off your balls, my dude. Can you even read?

I think of gnomes as being the Jews, they often seem to be in merchant positions, have you ever even heard of an elfish merchant? Sure they must exist but they don't seem to be as out going in interacting with the wider world for profit like gnomes are.

humble Jesus the traveling elf healer cleric

>>230689
yeah but the braids are a dead giveaway maybe the merchants are fake based

Moved to >>>/b/411076.

I agree, as such this thread is wasteful and pointless.

>>230577
oh, fuck, you're not that old dude from california are you?

Please learn to construct logical sentences with proper grammar.

>>230571
what do you mean by 'action'?

No one knows what logic and reason stands on. These methods are not enough to explain themselves.

Jumped the shark years ago

It was kinda cool at first and that one skeleton wolf one is hot, but now it's just edgy fanfic and got taken over by SJWs.

Yeah it's dead. I was sad when I looked and saw they fucked the formatting up as well. Probably edited a bunch of old stuff too.
My favorites though were the orb that causes the interiors of buildings to multiply, the book that has books from other universes stored in it but needs to be fed or else it releases skeletons, the pebble mirror thing that transports you to the alternate postapocalyptic universe with giant torsos everywhere, king in yellow play, and laugh is fun tv show

Like 8-9 years ago or so, I even used to idle in their irc sometimes for any interesting related content. I remember even back then people were complaining about the fanficky kids or whatever.
I have no idea what it's like now overall.

My anxiolytics helped me a lot
if it was not them i would not function

And they are very cheap

>>221641
finally made it up there , they want !!!$30.00!!! just to drive thru the park without stopping (unless you spend MORE money)
ef them in the ass with a root-rooter !
i am so out of this shithole of a state!
greed, nothing but greed!
over 250 miles driving the long way in insane traffic just to be extorted!

>>227838
just found out that sept 28 was a 'free pass' day at LVNP waaaaaahhh?

>>228459 i bought myself a 4WD chevy suburban LT, i can now access almost any where in this godforsaken coontree.
what a beast!

>>230575
i just found an upgrade kit, 755hp supercharged V8 with a heavy duty transmission 4 speed automatic.
0 to 60 in 3.2 seconds ?
i know, i know, its just toys; but OMG what a toy!

>>230535
Yeah I do. I both smoke and use edibles depending on the occasion. I don’t like smoking cause it smells, and you gotta do it outside, and it’ll eventually fuck up my lungs, but edibles always make so drowsy and I get way higher than I mean to with them so it just depends.

Yes, I smoke often and am admittedly addicted to it at this point. I have never tried edibles but I am interested in trying them sometime, might be the ticket for me with my very high tolerance

I vape strong sativas for the artistic and intellectual inspiration. I enjoy the boost in lateral thinking, but the associated lethargy and anxiety is not something I've ever been a fan of.

To any cannabis users, I recommend doing it in silent darkness. It adds something almost psychedelic to the experience.

Moved to >>>/lounge/230524.