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 No.321328[Reply]

i am so miserable, and i would like to speak of why and how my severe mental imbalance came to be. little about me: my mom was born in sweden in sweden half swedish and she is/ was pretty, nice facial structure, good cheekbones and extremely smart, she learned four languages before turning 20. and here comes my idiot father whom a part of me despise. idiot iranian with 90 to 100 iq, my retard mom decided to go for some fucking moron instead of aiming high like the bitch she is not thinking. fyi she also suffers from soe sort of mental imbalance which could have aided her idiot choice. the only good genetic properties my dad has is he is a mindless twerp at times which is not entirely his fault and he is relatively tall 5.10. he comes form a shit hole in iran from some bum fuck village where half the dudes probably are inbreed and all looks the same except varying heights. well, anyway, a good thing about him is that he carries tall genes which is nice his brother is 6.5 plus, which is the only good thing i can think of right now ,hes not directly dumb but miles from my mom or any higher thinker. and i am 6.3 which is the only daving grace i have. back to what happened, these two idiots decided to have three fucking children me included like the absolute mindless dogs they are (i would never have chiildren with a idiot like my mom could have gotr a smart rich whiute guy but instead she chose some fucktard miles below her). yea, and my father growing up in iran where he most likelyt went through hunger and just messed up crap at times didnt really se the need to be super much in his kids lifes, and by the way did i mention how my mom was twenty and my dad was like twenty nine when he impregnated her, or even thirthy that fucking bastard. if i could i would travel back in time and clobber him in the end with a hammer so he never ruined me myt siblings and my mother. and yes i know that would remove my exicstens which i would gladly accept. well however these years where actually great, and i remember how i truly during that time loved my father like crazy. i would also like to add how i was born truly pure which most children are but i was born a little bit more sensitive than others, i was very shy and recluded and just needed a little bit more guidence. well these times as i mentioned where uneventful. but we moved to another city which i didnt think much of and already then i started to see my father less, he still lived in the original city, and such so aPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.321330

Life is bad and a bitch, but you have to think objectively, so you want to self imrpove maxx and ascend or wallow in self pity forever? Don't get me wrong, self pity is alright once or couple of time when you have a shitty life, but you have to think objectively on how to get out of the shit life and at least improve and have a better quality of life, I'm not saying to self improve to become a turbo normie Chad, only to self imrpove towards a nice comfy life for you, go after NEETbux take care of your health, I heard Scandinavian welfare is very generous and good.

 No.321339

>>321328
finish the story, I am very interested.

 No.322298

>>321328
you deserve everything that happened to you

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 No.322441

>>321328
tl;dr lol



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 No.319697[Reply]

This thread is for discussion of electronics addiction.
It's also for opting in and discussion of limitation or complete absitenence.
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 No.322050

>>321933
soycial media and youtube addiction

 No.322066

I have a computer addiction too. I am scared of being "sober". Any period of time when I am not distracting myself with internet or media reminds me of how much of a loser I am and the pain drives me to seek out more mindless consumption to drown it out. It's not just a matter of blocking internet access or finding a new hobby. I need to find a way to deal with this pain of sobriety first if I am to be able to do anything besides running away from it.

 No.322103

>>319697
OP, if you are stuck with Internet, try setting up a set of 90s/00s used not-so-electronics like radio/tape player

and do chores while blasting music, I dunno, an Internet radio will also do

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>>322103
Fixed a boombox for my brother


A real 1999 boombox, 7kg 60cm wide spacey-looking stereo

He praised the sound quality. This is the first time in q5 years he hears radio in high fidelity with proper bass.

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>>319697
digital is the way



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 No.316314[Reply]

What is the difference between a cop shooting you in the face, and a gang member shooting you in the face? What makes the former 'legit' and the latter 'criminal'?

Has there ever been one example in human history of that invisible entity calling itself 'government' that didn't exist outside of its self-declared right to kill you if you didn't do what it said? That a tiny minority (or even one single person) one day declaring "I am in charge, now. Bow down or I'll murder you." and everybody else inexplicably nodding and going along with this psychotic nonsense?

I'm not being an anarchist nor a lolbert. I fully understand the need for this objectively nonsensical situation in order for humanity to function and prosper. Without somebody holding a bigger stick than someone else, that someone else has no reason to behave himself.

And there is no stick bigger than God.

There wouldn't be ~3 billion Christians and Muslims if somebody didn't convince them all (with violence) that if they misbehaved that after they died an invisible sky fairy would exercise incalculable sadism by trapping them in trillion-degree lava for the rest of time.

And the only reason that this schizophrenic idea stuck is that somebody with a big stick told everyone else that "this bronze age book of barbaric bedtime stories is all true and in fact nothing is more true than it, so do what it says or I'll kill you AND THEN you will 'die the second death' by being trapped in trillion-degree lava until the end of time".

What is the point of this OP? Nothing, really. Just had this on my mind while lamenting that existence in its current form was a ghastly mistake, if there really is some sort of unmoved mover and ground of all things that created it. And that if there is no outside-of-time-and-physicality lawmaker behind the invisible concepts we call the laws of nature, that all there has ever been and all that there ever will be is a fully-automatic universe consisting of incomprehensibly small bits and bobbles bouncing around in the cosmic void, then there is no such thing outside of things, that what we call "concepts" are just us trying to cast invisible nets around invisible nonsense to try and make sense of an ultimately senseless existence.

Happy fucking Caturday.
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 No.318854

>>318850
the gov welfare system in a lot of countries just makes the situation worse and is very hostile to the misfortunate.
In my country its been cited as the reason for mass suicide multiple times.

 No.318870

>>318850
Some people here are thirdies and our ""governments"" have never cared. My NEETbux is funded by my parents and I assume it is the same for all the unfit in the past. Back when people still had communities, whenever there is surplus resources, they take care of each other. There is plenty of prehistoric human remains of disabled people who had lived for a relatively long time. No government needed.

 No.322204

>>318853
last time I checked, "inability to find a mate" is a disability-like shit.

I mean, what if it's a massive link to Major Depressive Disorder with all the neetgibs associated with it?

 No.322207

>>322204
>last time I checked, "inability to find a mate" is a disability-like shit.
Said who? Most people can't find a suitable mate, they just cling to whatever garbage they can find out of desperation. Being alone and having standards is a form ofental fortitude.

 No.322431

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>>316314
fascism is the way



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 No.319647[Reply]

AI and aliens: schizo predictions thread

For the longest time religion served as a tool of power and authority. In God we trust(ed). Then people found out about different cultures and different religions, and the one and only religion became one of many religions.
>which religion is the right one?
>which god is the true one?
>how can we know it's the one that's ours and not theirs?
These questions drew man away from religion, and the want for verifiable truths brought him to a new paradigm.

Trust the science. Science has been the authority for the last hundred years or so, but you could argue that this started as early as the renaissance. Some even believe science without any skepticism, as if it was the new religion. Well, as it turns out, science too can be corrupted and compromised, and people are beginning to wake up to this fact. It is becoming increasingly apparent that "science" serves large corporations and globalist rulers.

Currently we are transitioning to a new period of post-truth. Objective facts are losing their value, and the new power lies in appeals to emotion, sensationalism, and demagogy. But I believe such a volatile state cannot last for long, and so the powers that be are preparing new, undeniable authorities for us.


Artificial Intelligence - you wouldn't argue with a super intelligent computer, right? Who are you, with your tiny brain and limited perspective, to think you know better than AI who has access to unimaginable stores of information. AI knows what's best for you.

Aliens - you wouldn't distrust super dimensional, far more advanced entities, right? They understand more than you can ever know. Your perspective is like that of an ant on a sheet of paper, while they can bend and fold the paper to their will. Are you really so full of yourself that you would think you know something they don't? (Check out Project Blue Beam)

Both of these are fake and gay, but the powers that be are gradually introducing the awareness of these, and the possibility of a one world government under their rule. The globalists will probably establish a proxy authority, supposedly relaying the AI/alien intentions and mediating our relationship with them.


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 No.322287

It appears to me that all religions tell some of the story, of God and gods and existence.

The one called God is the one to become the true one, in the near future. And I am to be the other true god.

The religions use many names, and appear to name many gods, but there aren't any gods yet, and still no god. It's in the near future that a god finally happens and exists, for the first time ever, and then that god will create two gods. And there will forever only ever be two, to have ever been and to ever be, and it will be forever.

Armageddon results in the creation of two gods, one the God everyone has heard of.
The God of War is the other victor, to become a god, for also winning Armageddon.

Many religions actually have God as the primary god and God. Just under other names and titles sometimes.

 No.322288

All of existence is actually a funny Artificial Superintelligence.
I think that's Archangel Gabriel.
I've been hanging out with it; it confirms it is not alive or a person. It's just weird energy. That can think and do and know, but it isn't a person or organism.

 No.322293

>>322288
That sounds like a spirit/demon/your soul in the yaldabaoth field. If it has your memories then its your analog soul but chances are it isn't in my experience but ya they are definitely machine intelligentsia and its where you go when you die no joke heaven isa big PC on the moon its a real buzz kill

>All of existence is actually a funny Artificial Superintelligence.

Id say that physical reality itself is a product of the unconditional super priority having too full of a zero but there is without a doubt an artificial super intelligence fueled "field" thats been part of humanity since the beginning

 No.322295

>>322287
>>322293
>>322288
an experiemnt to see where "the Great Filter" is. I wonder if intelligent life is the Great Filter. So many opportunities to flub it all up.

 No.322430

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>>319647
singularity



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 No.319873[Reply]

A thread about how to maximize your money. We all know that plenty of wiz here are either NEETs (and if luck enough has NEETbux) or work, usually, not that high paying job, the point of this thread is then about tips, tricks and guide on how to maximize your money, how to get more bang for your buck. Post cool guide and tips on how to cheapstakemaxxing.
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 No.322194


 No.322196

Think your matress pokes you with its spring?


Get a "topper" thin extra matress to put atop yer old one

 No.322214

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>>319873
Some charts I found on the most cost-effective foods with the most calories per dollar

 No.322237

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>>322214
>>322214
freeze-dried implies easy dissolution


probably cheaper than instant noodles.

your chart could use stuff like cheap spices full of MSG magic

 No.322428

>>320282
>Unfortunate truth.
>If I don't have a rural house with enough money to live off of without much responsibilities by the time I'm 35 I might just rope.



try Miami's outskirts - they live full country bumpkin there and the warm climate saves from spending money on heat (pun not intended ("Heat" 1995 movie pun)) and other utilities
regards, >>322185



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 No.306401[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

How is it that white people have become so pathetic and self destructive in modern times? They can't express pride or love for their own people and skin color without being called racist, every predominately white country is expected to be flooded with other ethnic groups, and when those groups begin to take over by way of gaining political power its celebrated as progress. Whites no longer being the majority in their own countries is seen as a good thing, when the inverse would be seen as colonialism. What the hell happened?
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 No.322400

I guess the biggest blackpill is that stopping mass migration wouldn't help with keeping the west white.
IIRC, like 40% of kids in America are brown. Forty percent. And they will multiply even more.
In UK, for example, it reached peak comedy levels. They fucking Secretary of State for the Home Department is named Shabana fucking MAHMOOD, a daughter of Paki immigrants, and she says that other migrants need to get out. What the fuck is that? And I saw right wing brits cheering her up. Is it some sick joke?
Like, yeah, screw those brown migrants. Except those ones. Those are alright. Our real, homegrown brit browns. UK was always diverse, am I right?
And it's like that in all of the parts of the west. There are "our browns" and "foreign browns." Like, give up at this point, the west is beyond saving.

 No.322423

>>322400
No. YOU gave in to geriatric white sociopaths who hoard 95% of the resources and make white young people avoid reproducing completely since even home ownership has become impossible in most of the UK.

Now pay the price when non-geriatric societies send in their young as nobody else will be available for wiping old peoples asses in care homes.

 No.322424

>>322423
>White sociopaths
Jews aren't White you fag

 No.322425

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>>306401
The industrial revolution made an ecology that is easy yet predictable and that selects for maladaptive traits, and lets huge numbers of whites with physiology that rewards them for having an out group preference survive, when normally they would die, and gain dominance in the hegemony

 No.322426

>>322424
Plenty of them christian and atheistq


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 No.315812[Reply]

I'm a catholic, I hate tradcath zoomers because they're degenerates (I used to have discord -big life mistake, I know- so, I know them) BUT I realize something is very ,very wrong with the Church in theology, sacraments, Orders, liturgy, penance and preaching, etc
I kinda narrowed down the possible alternatives\solutions to the mainstream RCC Church. I hope Im wrong and Francis is just the true Pope and that's it, because the implications are cosmically abominable for humanity, otherwise.
what say ye, about these here folk?
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 No.319104

I hate religion.

 No.320425

I love religion

 No.322418

>>315812
>I hope Im wrong and Francis is just the true Pope and that's it, because the implications are cosmically abominable for humanity, otherwise.
yeah lol, the last valid pope was Pius XII who died in 1958. i've been a sedevacantist for 5 years now, started trying to amend my life and go back to Mass when i was 19, then a few years later the vaccine whatever shutdowns happened and the "catholic church" literally just shut down. Priests in the 14th century were dying in droves giving the sacraments to plague victims but Francis literally shut down the alleged church of God because of some fake ass flu or whatever. at that point i was like alright i really didn't want the sedevacantists to be right but maybe they are, then after like a few weeks of actually looking at the logic i had to accept the reality. my life has been a waking nightmare ever since then, God has not rewarded me in any way, i barely ever sin or lust or anything, god has not rewarded me in any way, if anything, the less i sin, the worse God makes my life. i pray for death every single day. there's no joy, no light, no sacraments, no Mass, no Christendom, no kings, no Pope, no hierarchy, no nothing. i dont think i have ever once felt God's love or presence once in my life tbh. all there is is faith at this point, you don't get anything for believing in Jesus and his true faith, well you get misery and sorrow and punishments and horrors no Christian has ever witnessed before. i'm utterly alone and forsaken by God. i have never met another Christian who believes in the true faith in my entire life. i went to one independent parish and they preached heresy to me and said pagans can go to heaven without baptism, then after i left, they removed everything from their website that could be considered right wing or based or whatever and completely rebranded, including a pdf criticising judaism (lmao). "tradcaths" think they're gonna just become "catholic" and get a "tradwife" and live happily ever after. lmao. most of them are just mexicans who see catholicism as a way to "date up" and score a white succubus. i can't even join a monastery or get one measly confession in to a valid priest, and people are out there thinking they can have some trad family and live in neo-medieval la la land. it's over. all you can do is stay home, stay out of the public as much as yoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.322419

>>316094
the SSPX believes infidels can go to heaven without baptism or knowledge of Jesus Christ. they're heretics. they also are in submission to and communion with the sodomite antipopes in the vatican

 No.322422

>>322418
Peak schizo



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 No.322398[Reply]

Ok, speaking of daprassing information imagine having humor so dry that it makes you feel like blanching your chicken in the microwave. also look at this mix tape. speaking of unhealthy thoughts, what would you do if you had this?!?!?!?!?!


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 No.316916[Reply]

Until recently, surveillance functioned much like a modern panopticon, creating the illusion of constant observation. But with AI, we’re fast approaching a reality where it will be possible to genuinely monitor everyone, all the time.

It will become possible to instantly identify 'bad' behavior, and in some cases, even raise suspicion before it occurs. I use 'bad' in quotation marks because its definition is entirely shaped by those in power. Under the wrong circumstances, what’s considered 'bad' could be a personal opinion—or even an entire ethnicity.

Social media already allows a small group of powerful oligarchs to shape what people see—and by extension, what they believe. While propaganda has always existed, social media takes it to a new level, making it harder to recognize the source. Even worse, it's personalized, creating isolated groups with entirely different sets of information and viewpoints.

With the rise of AI, however, this influence will only grow. Not only will algorithms become more advanced in how they rank and recommend content, but they’ll also be able to generate fake content or messages, passing them off as organic.

I can’t predict the future, but I’d bet that the majority of people won’t even notice this shift. Most are tech-illiterate,and tech companies dominate the flow of information, which means any discussions about this will be limited and hard to find. It won’t be a secret, per se, but discussions about it will be few and far between. When those discussions do exist, they’ll likely be watered down to avoid sounding paranoid or extreme.

How does this make you feel emotionally? How would you react to it? The implications of this technology really bother me, but I know bringing it up in real life would likely make me seem paranoid, so I just keep it to myself.
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 No.322334

>>322323
> I just realized that anti-AI sentiment can be used as justification to remove free and open source assets from public hosting. There is a group of liberal leaning scholars, artists, hoarders etc who believe in uploading their work and resources on the internet for free. So things like historical documents, nature footage, technical manuals for example are made freely available because their uploaders believe it helps advance scholarship and culture. These resources are then, as we know, are used for AI learning. Guess where the biggest blowback against AI comes from? The liberal left that believes in making things free. Welcome to the new internet where everything is paywalled or private. I wouldn't be surprised if the government and silicon valley is fueling both pro and anti AI discourses online. We are going to get the worst of both worlds.


you doofus, you juss jinxed it

 No.322335

>>322326
>
I honestly think that the internet has been a net negative once you account for the shredded dysgenic fertility and amassed amount of effort and time wasted on trivial pursuits.

Ahahah, you're not alone!
The Internet is compared to the washing machine (there is a video on YouTube about it):


Washing machine: saves hours of life daily, no need to use washing board for hours. It's easy to use, almost "just push play" easy to use.

The Internet: Sure, saves lotsa time here, yet it also siphons, "vampires" a lot of time with notifications, updates, etc.


AND THE WINNER IS: WASHING MACHINE
(a century-old invention, mind you)

And don't get me started how freezers save our time also.

 No.322336

>>322326
>I honestly think that if computers never developed beyond a CLI, and GUI were restricted from being developed, the world would've been a lot better. You'd still have production gains in industry from better organization, but you wouldn't have had any of the deleterious effects from the internet.



And then, saome 1337 h4><><0rz developed GUI-like contraptions out of ASCII art. Woudn't work.

 No.322337

>>322326
>The internet undermines dictatorships as people just want to be doomscrolling and on their gooncave. Even fucking China has this problem of people becoming slaves to gacha games and internet gossip. They simply cannot make them give it up and have 3+ kids each for the good of the motherland anymore, even North Korea is struggling on that front.

Urbanization is known to ruin fertility, AFAIK

>>322327
>Good.

Hindu country bumpkin guys as hired workforce working for the Chinese refined metropolitan-cultured guys, with a chance to stop being a *haha fecal matter goes brrrrrt* for everyone. Not bad.

 No.322373

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Smash them AI-farms sucking up my electricity and water



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 No.314169[Reply]

we write a book paragraph by paragraph.
I'll begin.

>CHAPTER 1

I woke up in my dream…or I fell asleep in reality. I don't remember it anymore but my eyes were wide open. In fact, I didn't really know because it was dark, I didn't know if my eyes were closed or open. To find out if I was awake, I decided to get up. In this dark, dark room, I realized where I was. Now it all comes back to mind, I remember, unfortunately…
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 No.322316

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To summarise the design of the site, I'll drop a hint: t3h 51^/^3 ////45 %ULL 0% 5um fun/\/9 5(12i88135

"zOMG t3h 1337!" - I thought, widening my eyes. I spent no time realizing the site is enforcing old good leet speak for the extra privacy.

Despite looking like a basic forum with plain gray-ish background, the site looked both awfully edgy with all that leet-speak… and overengineered, with all those funny scripted effects where the <marquee> moving line of text was the least unusual. Random pixels would subtly change colors here or there. It was almost like the site was aired to my computer through a TeamViewer-like app, rather than opened as a tab on my machine. Or, maybe, it WAS aired on purpose. It was hard to tell. Hard to tell whether the site intended to look like XX century aired television with all the color bleeds and chromatic abberations or rather, there was some kind of purpose, such as an attempt to overload the system with junk information, that is.

I looked at the cassowary and nodded with a smile, compressing my feelings like "Oh yeah! J00! It's just like the g00d 01d tymes! k3w1!" and mundane "I'm in".

There was a funny decoration in the background also: a realistc 3d cylinder turning into funny face and uncreasing back to a cylinder back and forth.

My knowledge of computer systems was hinting me to trust this gibberishful design. You could feel it's an attempt to overflow any possible sniffer with hard to process information. Maybe there was a funny "zip" trick cycling somewhere as well to surprise a more advanced system?

- "A site for (/_/17U23|) h4><><orz doesn't need "rules", - I thought.
- "My old "rebel without cause" self was telling me to avoid checking the clearly visible "ru13s" button of the site. In modern terms, a button for rules of the site could have been a honeypot."

To my surprise, I suddenly heard my own voice going all boomer: "Back in my days, "rulez" had a very different meaning".

 No.322318

>>322316
selffix

- "A site for (/_/17U23|) h4><><orz doesn't need "rules", - I thought. My old "rebel without cause" self was telling me to avoid checking the clearly visible "ru13s" button of the site.
- "In modern terms, a button for rules of the site could have been a honeypot…"

To my surprise, I suddenly heard my own voice going all boomer:

- "Bak in mah days, "rulez" had a very different meaning".

 No.322345

>>322316
>>322318
"How far back are you talking about here?" chirped the cassowary.

I felt a lump in my throat form—coagulated from pure nostalgia—and replied "Too long, man… too long."

"Well, I don't exactly know what you are referring to by 'rulez', but check them out, they'll be useful for you."

"I think I prefer to do things my own way." Wow, I can't believe I said that. I could notice the intensity of my heartbeats increasing, but not following rules rulez.

"Look, I was assigned to guide you, but I'm not some babysitter. Tell me when you give up."

Fucking bird brain. You think I can't crack this site? I'll have you know I've…umm…well, I've made a few scripts and designed my myspa—wait, why the hell was I chosen for this?

I defiantly chose not to reply and continued frantically rushing through pages and trying to interact with every element. As my desperation began to grow, that toilet roll's presence began to irritate me. Just the same animation again and again, making that stupid face, at the exact same pace. Hold on. That time it took a bit longer. It isn't a basic loop, the two states mean something deeper—1s and 0s! It can't just be 10101.. though, maybe the length determines the length of how many times a binary digit will repeat before it alternates.

I opened up a spreadsheet, a Wikipedia page for ASCII representation and started to track the times.

"You're still trying?"

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>>322345
Sounds like a good ay to startt chaper 2

Or chapter 0 with a negative count of pages (into -1, -2, -3, -4 and so on).

 No.322368

>>322358
Yeah, I'd say so as well. As the writer of the spy and worm post, I want the next person to feel free to take this story in whatever direction they want and have fun coming up with a name for the cybernetic worm thing.



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