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Just post videos you think are wizardly, no particular theme or genre outside of that. Don't post things that will be too shitposty, but they can be funny

I really like movies that are "edgy" (faggot if you use that word) in their subject matter whether it be around violence/sexuality/pedophilia/horror etc while not being B-Movie junk like Human Centipede.

My current list, please recommend if you know some.

>mondo cane
A documentary from the 60's contrasting normal modern life with harsh realities of the world, i.e. showing a bunch of people grieving at a funeral and burying their pet in a cemetary and treating it like a human child, then it switches to showing how in east asia people abuse dogs and cage them up in the market and slaughter them and eat them for food. Good stuff.
>goodbye uncle tom
same guys as above, a documentary using real life sources depicting the american slave trade and black people being abused and treated like animals. It is a very brutal movie to watch, it is very good, it makes "Roots" look like an utter joke.
-the killing of america
Haven't seen this one yet, documentary showing violence and real life footage death/violence etc in the USA.
-clockwork orange
Famous movie where a psychopath and his gang go around committing crimes and killing/raping people. Classic "edgelord" movie.
-crash
a movie about people who have a fetish for car crashes, their ideal sexual fantasy is to die in a car crash, haven't seen it yet but it looks cool.
-caligula
A movie from the 70s supposedly depicting sexual degeneracy in the Roman empire but I haven't seen it.
-secretary
famous movie where a shy submissive succubus becomes a secretary for a dickhead and ends up becoming his BDSM slave. Not "extreme" but it is a famous movie with famous actors and not B-Movie schlock like 50 Shades Of Grey, haven't seen it.
-these special friendships
gay-pedo movie, shows a gay kid in a catholic school scheming around to get laid, ends up getting into a relationship with a 12 year old little boy, not gonna spoil the ending
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There used to be a helpful thread before, so I'd like to continue wizards sharing thoughts and advice, and talking about their journey waiting for SSI in burgerland

Alright lads,

as I promised a few months back. I'm finally making this thread for anyone interested.

So I got my silicone wife back in August. She's been with me for a couple of months now. Honestly, I do not regret it one bit. She's adorable. I love sleeping next to her, even though I have a tiny bed and it's not the comfiest.

Surprisingly I don't tend to fuck her that much though. It's very noisy and logistically difficult to realize, because you have to move her around, position her, then clean up etc… And considering I live in a tiny apartment together with my mom, I can only do it when she's out and that happens very rarely. So I usually just use her legs to cum or fap touching her and cuddling. I also had to use a silicone glue for her privates, because I managed to rip them, so that also makes me more reluctant.


It would be so great if I lived alone and didn't have to have her hidden away all day, because she's really pretty and I like looking at her, but it's too awkward & cringe with my mom around, so I just have her tucked in my bed with a blanket on top.

The only con I can think of is that she's cold, so when I do have sex with her, I do so with her being clothed, because it's weird feeling a cold body pressed against you, it feels kind of like a corpse and I'm not into that.

If there is anything you'd like to know please ask. If you have a doll of your own - please share any thoughts, experiences, tips and of course pictures!

My sweet pizza that I just got out of Little Caesar's dumpster

                                       

Every once in a while, I stumble across one of these bits of knowledge that everyone assumes everyone else should have learned at some point in their life. Stuff like, "Wash your pillow cases," which is really dumb and obvious in retrospect, but I had to be told. Can we share these? I'll start:

- Wash your pillowcases.
- Clean your brush or comb (as in, actually wash it instead of just pulling out the hairs from it)

Pic unrelated.

After reading a bit of >>53753 , I got really interested in hearing advice from older wizards.

So, older wizards out there, what advice would you give to lurking apprentices or younger wizards?

I want to start baking/making cakes and selling them from home,but im anxious about the social interaction needed(promoting my goods and arranging for them to be sold)
I live in glorious third world so no permits are needed,my house is sanitary anyways.

Some years ago i did this and bought some good stuff with the money.

So what's the wizard's choice? I personally have shoulder long hair but was considering getting a buzzcut mostly for convenience and easier hygiene. It's kinda annoying when I'm reading or drawing to have to constantly be moving my hair outta my eyes. I've had long hair for 4 years only trimming it. But at the same time I feel like I'll miss it if I cut it off.

So what's your style, wizzies?

I'm sick of Illinois and I want to move someplace cheaper, warmer, and less infested with SJW's. How's Missouri sound?