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 No.219900[Reply]

I lay naked in my bed.
The sun shines on my hairy exposed pale flesh through a few clouds. It's Sunday, no work, roommate gone. The fan is gently blowing wind into my buttcrack. It rained a while ago, so it's not too hot. 25 degrees Celsius. Listening to Bizet for the last 40 minutes. Don't feel like getting up even to piss. I'm bored, but at the same time it's so tranquil and peaceful. Why can't it always be like this bros? Why do I have to work to enjoy a moment like this once a week? Why can't I just have my own apartment without having to interact with other humans? I either have to live alone and be a wagie and suffer slavery or be a NEET, but suffer my parents. My mother constantly berates me at home, to clean this, wipe that, to throw out the trash, to wash the dishes, to go buy something. I hate the fact that I can't just exist like this for eternity, like a lazy rotting aristocrat lying in my bed until my last hour.

I went to a forest yesterday and there we so many mosquitoes there. They swarmed me and sucked my blood. I had a strong allergic reaction to all the pollen. My legs were scraped by branches and poison ivy and later by the crops as I had to escape the forest via a field, because I'm retarded and got lost. It scarred my legs and they were so itchy I scratched them to blood, same as with my arms as they itch from sweat and allergies. Fuck Varg and his bullshit. Nature is hell. Civilization is great, comfort is great. I would rather die than to return into the woods.

 No.219901

You'll never guess what Varg and the Unabomber have in common

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>>219903
Varg is more of a breeder than a crab.

 No.219905

>>219901
They are murderers, though at least the former had the decency to take out a fellow metal degenerate instead of innocents.



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 No.218389[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/
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 No.219897

A large portion are probably unemployed so it doesn't matter what day it is anyway.

 No.219907

>>219897
a large portion?? us neets are a minority in here, most users are either wageslaving, in uni (!) or in the military (!!)

 No.219921

I think I just spent 12 hours playing Oblivion. Guess I won't be productive today too.

 No.219925

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to the guy who was worried about ED and his doctor:
dont take viagra,just do fragmented urination for a few months and stop fapping if you fap.
ED occurs because of an abuse in orgasm or because of a lack of genital-urinary control

 No.220012

its 90 degrees outside and the ac broke


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 No.205178[Reply]

A lot of times it feels like Wizchan was the 1st place ever to advocate for volceldom on secular grounds without any religious basis. So I think this guy is an interesting character whose been doing it online before us. Not sure if he was ever mentioned here, I never saw it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Yury_Right
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 No.216348

>>206650
maybe this is hell

 No.219782

are his ideas any good?

 No.219823

>>205505
buddhist monks don't believe in god yet they embrace volcelism

 No.219826

Musashi also did and I think Tsunetomo might have as well. Other people have advocated for it on non religious grounds as well.

 No.219888

>>219823
They do



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 No.215647[Reply]

The ideal wizard living setup. A mobile home similar to pic related on an isolated piece of land. Solar powered with a compost toilet. Easily obtainable for <50k. Just need to visit the nearest town every 1-3 weeks for supplies. Share your plans for affordable wizardly living.
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 No.218996

>>218989
In this day and age you can run damn near anything off solar if you know what you are doing.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Running+electric+stove+off+solar

 No.219015

>>218933
I've rented for nearly a decade now.

Your point is valid and when you rent it is incredibly important to vet your landlord. After going through many bad experiences I now only rent through professional property management companies that will respect my rights as a tenant.

One of the best things about renting is that if you find yourself in a bad situation you simply put in two months notice and move. If you live a minimalist lifestyle then this isn't a big deal. I've purposely only bought furniture that I can disassemble/move on my own that will fit into a van.

>>218932
I don't have much to say that's insightful beyond what a personal finance resource would tell you. Read about the financial disadvantages of home ownership. I personally am not fond of real estate as an investment vehicle so I strongly prefer not to own any. It's also very difficult to find property to buy that isn't larger than what I actually need. It's easier to find tinier apartments for rent.

 No.219023

>>219015
>I don't have much to say that's insightful beyond what a personal finance resource would tell you.
Most I have read have more positive to say about real-estate ownership then negative. They just clarify to use your head when selecting property and to not accumulate too much debt and over exposure in acquiring it a property no matter how desirable since real-estate isn't easy to liquidate if the market turns.
I have never seen anything that blanketly said it was a bad investment full stop.
You also still haven't actually explained what you mean by the statement
>Financially illiterate people have an obsession with home ownership.

 No.219625

>>215655
where do you live?

 No.219763

>>218881
>throwing away money on rent
>you will literally never see this money again
>thinking this is the financially literate option



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 No.209183[Reply]

How many of my fellows wear glasses, and how long have you worn them? I got these in elementary school. I can't help but suppose glasses-wearers might be over-represented in wizard populations relative to the overall population.
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 No.219586

I've been wearing glasses since… oh, jeeze. I don't know, like 6th grade?
I got them when I was in middle school, and a friend said I looked like a dork, so I never wore them again. Then I got into high school and figured "fuck this, I can't see shit" and have worn them since.
I like how thicker rims look on me. To be quite honest, I think a good pair of glasses can frame a face and make people look really nice.
I want contacts but they're so fucking expensive, even with insurance (which I don't have).

 No.219589

>>219586
Contact lenses seems like torturing yourself so your 6th grade friend thinks you look cool, which hopefully in your 20s wont bother you anymore

 No.219608

Started getting nearsighted around 11, started wearing contacts at 14. I was simply too afraid to suddenly walk into class one day wearing glasses, also thought it looked like shit. Started wearing glasses at 16, and since then they have been glued to my face most of the time. I don't mind it too much anymore, I even wear quite big and weird glasses.

 No.219617

I got glasses relatively late, 8th grade, didn't start wearing them regularly till high school and yet I have like the strongest prescription ever

 No.219696

>>219589
I actually tried contacts when I was in 6th grade and hated it. Taking them in and out is an ordeal. One time I got one stuck under my eyelid and freaked out.
They were also uncomfortable.

Now I like glasses too much to really switch to contacts. I might look into Lasic within the next 10 years.



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 No.219180[Reply]

has anyone here entered the astral plane?
you astral proyect you NEED at least 40 days of celibacy(no fapping! no p0rn!)and its a wonderful experience.
it eases fear of death,its fun and creative,like doing DMT on a roller coaster.
my few so far experiences on the astral have given me a deep insight into the nature of reality and of the human being.
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>>219380
Did you modify a existing creepypasta or was that all written by you?
I probably has little to do with the thread and is a bit over the top it ain't bad.
You might want to ease into the body horror and use more colorful adverbs and adjectives to spice up the descriptions.

 No.219471

I’ve tried it while listening to binaural beats with headphones on and nothing happened. I’m an agnostic atheist and I’m skeptical of this “astral projection” thing tbh

 No.219510

>>219378
Normie? What is this r9k?

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>>219510
Pretty much

 No.219689

>>219471
>. I’m an agnostic atheis
thats cringy.
research "james randi criticism"



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 No.218720[Reply]

is reincarnation possible? lately, I've been having a recurring dream of my reincarnation as a glorious eagle soaring the skies. what are your thoughts on this? do you think there are actual reincarnations among us?
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 No.218762

>>218761
That's still something interesting and a relative minority, particularly in the old days when there was not really a concept of total war and no mass industrialisation to support mas mobilisation.

 No.218764

>>218761
There was the case of a kid who remembered being a soldier and where his plane crashed. Forgot the kid's name but there's videos about him on youtube. Personally i believe it. And even if it wasn't true there's always a chance down the line that somewhere, sometime there's gonna be a another just like you repeating patterns you've performed before.

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Come back as another human?

 No.219499

We can't remember a previous life, therefore even if it were possible, it's conceptually lacking.

The dream of being an eagle could be a nice one though, if the dreamer avoids pride they may encounter prosperity.

 No.219500

>be free from this world
>fall on it again
Please no, I don't want to come back



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 No.214933[Reply]

Why do i get hornier the older i get, i thought it would become less over time…
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>>215411
If you stopped fapping it's because you already stopped wanting it.

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 No.219492

I literally haven't even seen an attractive succubi IRL in probably years. Can't get horny when you don't go outside.

 No.219493

>>219492
Reminds me I saw one in the goodwill last month that most people would call a 10/10. I did not get horny. It was just interesting because I don't see those more than like once per decade. American females are typically ugly skanks. She looked italian iirc.

 No.219498

How old are you anyway? If you're still in your 20's then it's not strange that you may feel that way.



 No.219414[Reply]

This wizard aged 35 married Hatsune Miku. He's very public about it. He organized a proper wedding, went on a honeymoon with the doll representing her, booked a hotel and a flight for two people and received honeymoon gifts from the staff. He even begged his mother to recognize his 2D waifu as his legitimate spouse.
What's your opinion on this? Would you ever marry your waifu? Would you do it publicly to encourage others who also have feelings for 2D characters? Do you think it'd be too embarrassing and cringe?

He seems like a very nice and likable fellow to be honest. I applaud him for what he did and the courage of doing it in such a public official manner. I can't even comprehend doing something like this. I'd probably die of cringe and embarrassment.
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 No.219460

tl;dw

Wasn't this just the succubus from some singing game or something? I thought there wasn't even an anime or manga or anything, so how could you claim her as your waifu when you don't even know her personality? Is the appeal that she doesn't have one and that she's just a bland unthreatening female representation or is there more to Miku?

 No.219461

>>219428
because marriage to cartoon characters is so uncrab to begin with.

 No.219464

>>219431
What the fuck aaaaaah,this is way too pathetic and sad,even for wizard standards.

 No.219474

>>219431
The only embarrassing thing about this is the guy naming himself anon

 No.219475

>>219474
That's cause he posted on 8chan's /v/ all the time so he had to try and fit in with them.



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 No.219347[Reply]

Im afraid I will have to live a life of no food and no money,like a beggar with a house,because its very difficult to work and have a job.
What pains me the most is losing my internet and videogame electricity, bland food isnt an issue but i like my internet.
I have an apartment and 40K units of local currency neetbux but inflation will make it a problem.
Maybe ill stay all day inside or wandering around the streets.
im sad.

 No.219349

Same, ending up homeless because I can't be bother to get a job has been my deep seated fear for years now. Some solutions for this are "manning up" and try to be a functional member of society, embrace asceticism to endure poor living conditions or kill myself. I am too weak willed to do any of those so I just cruise along life and ignore the inevitable. Guess I'll just suffer.

 No.219351

>>219347
It's pretty stupid to me that the government can't at least guarantee food, water, electricity, internet, transportation, and housing to everyone. Like, it's just a matter of allocating the resources and organizing the labor needed to provide those things to people. It's something that a government could easily do if we weren't so wed to capitalism.

 No.219352

>>219351
I'm unemployed and would love this but at the same time I can see why it is far from stupid to do it. There simply isn't much point and it would cost a lot. However, they should provide cheap housing to bachelors as the government could build single bedroom block type things cheaply, provide them to people on welfare cheaply and thus they would still make some money doing it, I think some nations do this anyway.

 No.219355

Sell the apartment - rent a cheaper apartment for as long as you can.

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>>219352
In Vienna when the social democrats came into power, they created a bunch of public housing projects. The Karl Marx Hof for example, which is the longest residential building in the world, was constructed, along with others like it, as a way to give people more disposable income by creating lots of cheap housing. Since the poor spend a larger amount of their income proportionally on housing, it gave them the largest benefit when housing became cheaper, and the creation of lots of cheap housing didn't just make it cheaper for the people in those buildings, supply and demand worked to lower prices everywhere. Bad for landlords perhaps, but good for the workers who live in them. Now of course where I live we had retarded public housing laws which said you couldn't create additional houses without at least demolishing as many houses as you create, so as to not "disturb the market". Then the government eminent domains some bitches out of their houses(just takes them with force), tears them down, creates new more expensive apartments usually less in number than their used to be. It's all a scam to actually restrict the supply of housing to inflate assets people already own and create a nice payday for a bunch of contractors who get tons of taxpayer money. People here usually pay between a third and half of their income just for housing, it's fucking ridiculous.



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