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 No.307776[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

i don't remember anyone ever doing a thread about one of these. i've just started riding around on one of those. i don't see them so much anymore but they used to be very popular around the younger guys.
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 No.311454

I don't want to install an "app" and give another evil company my data. Otherwise, if they were really free, like state-sponsored, vandalism and overuse would be prevalent. Low trust society wants to live the green dream without cars, we will see how that goes. And of course I can't have my own, because it would be stolen. I hate people.

 No.311456

>>311454
If range isn't too much of a issue then you could look into the thinner lighter foldable models that are relatively easy to take with you into places instead of leaving outside.

It's probably what I would go with in a dense urban area with theft issues if I wanted something electric.

 No.311458

>>311454
>And of course I can't have my own, because it would be stolen

if you don't leave it anywhere you can drive around on it, though i agree with everything you said. computers were so nice before apps.

i like mine because i keep it in my car and when i don't find a parking space near my house i can park far away and use the scooter to drive home. cities were such a mistake. the idea to make them livable is fundamentally misguided, humans were never meant to live in density, it is an abomination.

 No.314937

>>314931
they don't ride like a motorcycle, do they? as in i can just twist a lever and it goes theoretically without me having to pedal at all. i've never seen one or sat on one.

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>>311452
Get a bicycle, dude.


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 No.314820[Reply]

In January I will make 30 years old of virginity.
Do you think I'm really a magician/wizard?

Greetings from Spain.
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>>314820
>I will make 30 years old
Nice ESLism, though as a Portuguese (=bootleg Spanish) speaker I can understand why you'd word it like that – it's a super-literal translation of "eu vou fazer 30 anos de idade" (or however that would be in real Spanish).

 No.314824

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I mean you're in one of the penultimate levels, so yeah.
Happy bday and cheers.:D

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>>314823
Well, I not know English, and sometimes I use the translate.

>>314824
Thank you, gentleman.

 No.314826

>>314820
Yes, once you make 30 trips around the sun you will ascend.

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Show me your mana orbs



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 No.315590[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

POLLS OPEN FOR U.S PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. FAR-RIGHT PARTIES CLEAN HOUSE ACROSS EUROPE. ISRAEL AFFIRMS ITS GOAL OF MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION FOR THE ENTIRE PLANET IF THEY ARE THREATENED. WORLD'S TWO LARGEST FAST FOOD CHAINS - MCDONAL'DS AND THE CATHOLIC CHURCH - EMBRACE MOÉ.

Previous thread: https://archive.fo/oMDB8
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>>317298
Yes, Jews have essentially total power and are accordingly preparing to satanically play their puppet slave-states against one another in a managed war scenario that is likely coming quite soon. March is also significantly a month full of frequently-used numerological symbolism, so we should be especially alert to any coming kosher treachery.

Remember March 11 is 3/11 is 33. Jews at the CDC declared the pandemic on 3/11/2020 (3 x 11 x 2020 = 66660).

3/11 was also the date on which HAARP was used to intimidate the Japanese into submission.

322 is a well-known number in the Judeo-satanic secret society of Skull and Bones at (((Yale University))). Here we find another pairing of a 3 with a multiple of 11. 322 signifies the return of the sun (roughly March 22nd), when that luminous body seasonally re-asserts himself. An important number in paganism.

Purim also begins on March 13 2025. The (((US))) first began bombing Iraq on March 20 2003 – a date which coincided with the start of that year's Purim festival.

Also pursuant to their wonted belligerent wiles, the flash point for a meaningfully deadly worldwide conflict will near certainly come in the form of a false flag (observe WW1 quickened by Lusitania false flag, WW2 quickened by Pearl Harbor false flag, Vietnam quickened by Gulf of Tonkin false flag, Iraq quickened by 9/11 false flag, etc.) There exists no reason to believe demonic jews will change their polemopoietic methods at such a late stage as this now sad enslaved time in which we live. Recall that (((CIA))) controls all major news media and they as a rule always lie; as such whatever will be dramatically broadcast on the mainstream jewish news media must be met with full skeptic distrust.

Remember wizards:

Russia is not Russian, it is Jewish.
Ukraine is not Ukrainian, it is Jewish.
China is not Chinese, it is Jewish.
Britain is not British, it is Jewish.
America is not American, it is Jewish.
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 No.317620

bump locked?

 No.317686

I hope Trump uses the JFK files as a pretext to go DEFCON 3 on the deep state and he shuts down the CIA.

 No.317778

Feels so fucking good to own the libs yet again. Every day they get even more retarded as their brains melt from acute TDS.

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 No.316053[Reply]

Eveyday I wake up in the morning and Re-watch 'The Journey of Natty Gann' while eating breakfast, I wonder if anyone has a piece of media that they re-visit extremely often, I have been in this routine since 2016, I almost never skip it unless I am overly busy for the entire day

 No.316054

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>>316053
I often watch the webms I like on my folder. this one for exemple

 No.316055

Yes I watch MST3k episodes many times over.

 No.317425

>>316055
>MST3k
you are truly based

 No.317434

>>316054
provide further melodies



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 No.317260[Reply]

I see a lot of threads on wizchan about people venting about how bad life is and such. Why don't we have a thread dedicated to just that. Wizards venting about life and other wizards lending an ear and maybe some advice.

 No.317263

Imagine being indian and bathing in shit river right now



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 No.315251[Reply]

Do you think there's any truth to this shit?
The part about gradually tensing and releasing muscles reminds me of techniques used in hypnosis, and I've also read about it being used by practitioners of "OBEs".
As well, the breathing pattern reminds me of that "wim hof" thing or whatever it's called. Where you breathe in a specific way and become a nordic ninja werewolf or something like that.
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>>315271
As is it yours to remain where you are despised? Indeed it's you who just run out of excuses for being here wailing.

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>>315270
hehe yea
fuck yourself, succubus
film it too
show us hehe

 No.317225

focusing on my breathing gives me panic attacks now, if you're not in a good mental state then doing this shit is dumb desu
if you want to achieve what feels like a state of meditation or an out of body experience that would take hours to work up to, just do some acid or shrooms instead and you'll get much farther than any amount of breathing techniques

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>>317225
This seems like intentionally the worst advice humanly possible.
Why bump this this thread just to troll?

 No.317232

actually its weird, a couple of weeks ago i was researching breathing teqniques, apparently there is one called Holotropic Breathwork. Apparently you can get high just by breathing really fast


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breathwork_(New_Age)



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 No.314877[Reply]

have you ever heard about combining budhism with christianity? what would it be like to live as such a person. powerful? sublime? intelligent? peaceful? beyond envy? woudln't it be the way to deal with sadness of the modern loneliness plague
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>>314885
Christians are pathetic.

 No.317110

>>317109
The only thing pathetic is your faggot crab ass on this forum, we all are pathetic here, otherwise we would have never been on this forum to begin with

 No.317112

>>317110
No, this is not a forum for pathetic losers. It is a forum for wizards - adult men who choose to remain virgins. If that makes us pathetic in your eyes, then you're the faggot.

 No.317116

>>317115
>>317112
If you have a true choice in the matter, then yes, as a principle someone sticking to it shows willpower and resilience.

But for a far balding geek who couldn't even match a transgender dwarf on Tinder let alone talk to succubi, it isn't like they're "choosing" to be virgins.

And for every tall handsome Bruce Wayne who has his life together but abstains from sex, there are at least a million fat weird neckbeards who are virgins simply because succubi find them disgusting.

And the latter type to me isn't wizardly in any way.

I'm an ugly, short guy but at least I try to maintain hygiene and feed myself through honest work. I've never tested if my virginity is voluntary, but based on my previous life experiences with succubi, I'm pretty sure not a single one of them in this country would have sex with me.

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Theres a name for that, its Gnosticism, or atleast Christian Gnosticism since theres many forms of it.
However, the fundamental beliefs of buddhism and gnosticism, which is rejection of the material world, its god(s), and an afterlife, that enlightenment would be above all of it, are entirely incompatible with Christian theology. The gnostics say Christ came to the world to teach enlightenment to the world to free us from the demiurge (god).
Its mostly a dead religion that attracts a few /x/ schizos here and there, and theres a lot of theological holes in its teachings. I don't like gnosticism personally but its an interesting concept, and buddhism and gnosticism have a really interesting aesthetic in a modern context.



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 No.303590[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Fred bought 420chan for $4200 a couple months ago, details of the agreement are here: https://420chan.org/contract.pdf
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 No.314285

Anyone here regularly train with gymnastics rings?

 No.314294

Why even give this traitorous, degenerate attention-whore any attention?

 No.314295

>>314294
that's a past wizchan admin, show some respect

 No.314296

>>314294
Why give him attention? Why call him a gutless dogfucker? Because he is, and his actions continue to afflict the internet as a whole. It's important to keep tabs on people like him and to laugh at such an abomination's expense. He continues to do evil unto us so we shall make sport of him. Believe it or not, but Freddy is a 100% normal person (at least the brain part) so it's not likely he's beating his little midge meat to our words of hatred.

I assure you that on a board filled by adult men, your train of thought is alien. Asking (and Sageing no less) why we give something we dislike any attention is no different than a gypsy succubus mumbling a "just chill, no bad vibes allowed" mantra.

>>314295
>past
Well, as of May…

 No.317200

>>303590
Ewww, it redirects to leftypol.org


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 No.310177[Reply]

Need more wizard images for my collection. Hard to find good wizard images with the pointy blue hat. Can also be other colors I guess
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 No.311920[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Let's have a "official" NEET/Hikikomori thread on /lounge/.
If you're a NEET or a Hikikomori, feel free to post something you think is worth sharing.
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 No.319325

>>319324
Yes I did read it, and it's how I came to the same conclusions that you just typed out.

 No.319326

>>319325
ok, fine. it's just I'm jealous of him because he learned to code and got a job and I am worthless and have 0 skills

 No.319327

>>319326
You're on your computer. Go look at some coding tutorials. What's stopping you?

 No.319328

>>319327
I don't even have my own computer, Im on phone T_T

 No.319329

>>319328
don't mind me wizza (its the same wizzie)


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