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Previous thread: https://archive.ph/CHfAM
Previouser threads: https://archive.ph/ovFqw
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Doesn't hurt to start your negotiations with strong demands and then back off to something more reasonable. Ukraine can't really force Russia to pay reparations so it's not actually on the table but as a negotiating tactic it's not bad to ask.



Rumor has it Ramzan Kadyrov himself is in Ukraine. Looks like that Canadian sniper has got himself a 16 pointer to hunt.


>Theere is no reason to hate Russia anymore.
Worth turning the TV on if you've not heard the news yet.


Who cares about ukraine besides corrupt politicans? Besides how is this any different than any other shit that the US starts?

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Last thread: https://archive.md/E7QKV

Russian boots land in Ukraine. Ukrainian Parliament requests Elon Musk fund SAM launchers. EU, US impose Vodka import bans. Abé suggests US keep warheads in Japan. Freedom Convoys obstructing interstates. NVIDIA halted by cyberattack. Journalists torn apart by Elden Ring's difficulty
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it's pretty obvious that the three things pastebin was concerned with were CSAM, erotica, ransomware complicity, and terrorism. Smashing the fash may be a bonus, if it is your contention that fascists are generally the ones responsible for cybercrime, child abuse, and actual violence. When pastebin manages to put a cowardice detector on their site I will believe it targets fascists.


that guy would ramble on and on in a flowery language pretending he's some victorian essayist


misanthropic division hates humanity, creates nazi ukraine, provokes Putin into nuking the world, accomplishing the misantropic solution to humanity


Nah, you cunts know nothing about Nationalism. Get rekt and take your precious Russia with you.



>Russian forward reconnaissance shoots reporters

>Cameraman takes two bullets in his vest
>They escape into a warehouse
>Later on Ukrainian police arrive to bring them to safety

I think this is the second highly publicized incident where Russian troops shot at reporters, the first being the Danish ones.

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I don’t understand how people much less normalfaggots can handle more than twice a week. 2 a week is already my maximum before I get exhausted emotionall and physically and can’t jack off for several weeks to months after that. The thought that there are people that have gotten off over ten times in a single day sounds both sad and terrifying to me
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how is that based? I was giving into my urges every second they appeared. I don’t know how those monks do it.


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You caught me.


when I was 18-19 I jerked off 7 times a day. I laid down all day, did things like rolling back and forth naked with my dick hitting my thighs so it would last longer.
I tried to see how many times I could masturbate in one day and I got to 9 but nothing came out the last two.
These days I jerk off only 0-2 times a day. Makes me want to lose weight so I can try to get back to that. I was briefly normal weight when I was 18 for the only time in my life since I was ~5.


you guys need to include how much free time you have for these numbers to mean anything

2x per day is insane if you work all day. i felt like a fucking corpse when i had to work

but as a neet? it is easy to jerk off every hour


i mean at a certain point it doesnt even feel like fapping anymore, just pulling the dick, feeling good, and barely any juice coming out. man im all outta juice


I have 2 possible life-pland ahead of Me:
becoming a militant in lumpen minority parties/volunteer in 10 places and spend Most time in streets

or becoming a hiki hermit hacker stock trader ..


first option sounds like larp, second too but I guess it's more possible for someone that would end up here


Wizchan scammers ring when?


Huh, never thought of that first one before. I can picture it vividly though. Sounds pretty cool, though I don’t really care about politics.

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Last thread: https://archive.md/UHhRa

Fauci + Gates admit natural immunity better then any vaccine, Queen Elizabeth prescribed Ivermectin, Trump launches TRUTH SOCIAL; servers overloaded, Trudeau requires 2 weeks martial law the flatten the people, Putin goes off; results to be delivered
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Wait actually they were claiming that a few hours ago. Since then they finally admitted that there are casualties.


I simply haven't seen any Russian propaganda on western sites whereas they are chock full of Ukranian propaganda. That observation is not "only against one side", it's just a reflection of what's happening. You're rabid to cram people into your with-us-or-against-us boxes. Quit jumping to conclusions.


UN emergency meeting


I believe it came from NBC


>chock full of Ukranian [sic] propaganda
I asked you for examples and you couldn't provide any.
Also, we can all see what you wrote before. You said "both sides" have propaganda, and now you've already backtracked when called out.

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No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
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No he can't but he can pay others to do it for him

I wonder if that video is legit. apparently neuralink came under fire by a research organization (that's apparently a front for PETA) for mistreatment of monkeys, so it's possible the video was frabicated by PETA (not a big surprise)
Either way that's brutal


I hate monkeys.


humans have been doing brutal experiments for a long time, sacrifices need to be made for any technology to progress, we wouldn't even have the food we eat today if we didn't kill things to make sure it's edible


Elon Musk is an egotist. I swear that dude thinks he's JC Denton instead of Bob Page.


most humans are egotists. he handles himself better than most people would if they suddenly become the richest person on earth. you have to respect the fact he came from another country, even though he used his father's money to kickstart his businesses, and that he knows engineering, computer science, etc. of all super rich people i would rather kids look up to him thans omeone like bezos. bill gates was also cool in the 80s/90s in a similar way of being a 'nerd'. i hated hearing about elon musk. i remember in 2017 or 2018 raging at all the news he was getting, but now it is entertaining and interesting. it doesn't matter what kind of person he is, i think i would still find the projects he's backing to be interesting

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Post the last thing you fapped to.

Some places where you can find an image source before asking:
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The tiddy curse reduced it to 5, alongside a host of other debuffs.


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how do i fap to 2d 3d seems too depressing


love this creator


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Last thread: https://archive.md/TOi9i

Zuckerberg activates "OVERLORD" anti-racism supercomputer, Ukrainian citizens have been armed, More Chinese rockets have swiftly become Chinese submarines, 29 out of 50 US Democratic representatives have now announced they will not be running again
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Today I counted 7 false flags reported by Russian state media:
1. Ukrainian armor advances into Russia, is defeated and retreats, 2 BMP's destroyed. Location not stated, no videos or photographs of anything.
2. Massive Ukrainian assault and breakthrough near Mariupol, live webcams in the area show complete silence.
3. Captured helmet camera proves Polish black ops/mercenaries were killed trying to do a sneak chemical attack against civilians in Donbas, totally real footage complete with explosion sound effects copied from an old youtube video. No Polish language in the video, no corpses, no IDs, nothing.
4. Border guard shack in Rostov oblast destroyed by Ukrainian artillery. 40km from nearest Ukrainian position, one explosion claimed, supposed photo shows perfect accuracy and complete destruction of the building. No casualties.
5. Secret mass graves allegedly discovered in occupied Donbas, proof of Ukrainians secretly genociding Russians. No photos.
6. Ukraine bombs schools in Donbas, photos proving the deed show a damaged kindergarten in Ukrainian town of Stanitsa Luganska though.
7. The "people's republics" officially ask Russia for money and military intervention to save them from the massive Ukrainian assault. No videos or photos of the fighting, webcams show nothing.


And new ones just dropped: Russian minister of defense officially claimed that Americans are "pumping nukes" into Ukraine and that Ukraine is a more dangerous rogue nuclear state than Iran and North Korea. Also that Ukraine isn't a real country, only an American psyop.


Russia just started the war. Good bye.


All Putin did was recognize the independance of Ukranian seperatist regions, IE those in Ukraine who still wish to be part of Russia.


Low info or deliberately obtuse? All you had to do to understand what they want was watch the council meeting earlier today and listen to the speech right now.

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>transhumanism is now a reality
>you have the possibility to become a cyborg or transfer your consciousness to a computer
>succubus are no longer needed as we now have the artificial uterus
>genes now have no role, natural selection becomes cybernetic selection
>biological needs are in the past, you don't need to eat, drink or have sex anymore
>you can now absorb all of humanity's knowledge through the internet
>you are now something homo sapiens doesn't even have the ability to understand, you are becoming a god

I'd like to see this stupid fantasy come true
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This is a dumb fantasy. I just want a robot girlfriend.
It's fine to think of yourself as special and the protagonist of the universe. But that doesn't help you figure out whether mind uploading is feasible or not.
Of course we already have "immortality", it's called having children.


Having kids isn't in any way shape or form immortality.


The words you might be searching for are "the Umweldt Theory of Consciousness." Roboticists and AI researchers write papers on the subject on a daily basis. I believe many now subscribe to the theory that a humanlike consciousness will require humanlike senses and a humanlike body.


Yes and neither is mind-uploading. You're letting some piece of information (DNA, AI neural network) survive beyond your death, but you're still dead afterwards.
But then, what evidence do you actually have that past you and future you are an unbroken line of consciousness? If some aliens were to secretly zap you out of existence, create a perfect copy of you (memories included) and put that copy where you previously were, the copy wouldn't even notice the replacement ever happened. What if the universe created a new you every unit of time?


Past me exists only in present me's memory. Future me exists only in present me's imagination. Only present me truly exists, the other mes are just as dead as a brain scan would be.

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Share images that inspire laughter and happiness and just make you feel good in general but are related to the wizard life.

We have a dep reaction images on /dep/ so this thread is to share wizardly images without a depressive side to it.
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I'm "The content."


why isn't there one for virgins who think relationships are stupid and sex is disgusting


That would be the denialist or enlightened.


cause it's made for r9k crabs


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