This is besides the typical crypto/lottery memery
-You are already bald and ugly, even if you are not fat you have no chance of even forming basic friendships. Not only you are ugly but also you lack social skills. The experiences you have are unique and solely because of your bad appearance and mental retardation. You will not be able to fix this. Accept your apprenticeship gracefully.
-But you lucked out, you belong to 1% of your country. But you live in a 3rd world shithole. One civil war or coup away from losing everything. You have to get out. Yet being in 1% in your country is meaningless as you wealth is not even a half a million dollars. No country will give you investment citizenship for that amount.
-Therefore it is vital that you have an useful major in college, computer science or industrial engineering or whatever. Any major that would land you a job which you can wageslave for 3-7 years. Afterwards you can get a citizenship in 1st world. When you do that move all your wealth to 1st world and return to your 3rd world shithole. You can live in your 3rd world without any worry, withdrawing 500$ a month from some anglo 1st world bank, and bail off with your anglo/european passport if a civil war occurs.
-Take care of your health, it is much easy to be healthy in your 20s than in your 30s. You can afford to be obese in 20s you cannot in your 30s. The weight and other shit will come back biting you in the ass
-For gods' sake have fun. Why are you saving money which you cannot move out of your 3rd worldshithole anyways? Why the fuck you use an 8 year old computer? Why you never buy the analog camera you always wanted? Why you never take nature pictures because travel was expensive? Why ou never bought a car and had to suffer changing 3 transits just to get to somewhere? Why you never get into 40k because it is too expensive? Why on earth you live frugal you dumb fuck. In 10 years you will be too old for most of this shit. Stop being a tight ass. Mellow out in your 20s not in your 30s. Spend in your 20s not when you are too old.
-Move out of your parents house, you have a summer house that your parents never use since 2001. Why not go to university there? A lot of things that you deem normal are actually weird as fuck, that includes you but also your family. You will stop tolerating your parents bullshit in your 30s but by then it will be already too late. Love your parents but do not tolerate your parents bullshit.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.