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 No.226575[Reply]

So.

As a /wiz/zie, I tried to *disprove* Collatz Conjecture, also known as 3n+1

Instead of thinking of "hailstorm numbers", I decided to look for prime numbers.


Any number made of the smallest prime number only - goes into a loop of "divide an even number by 2"

And on the other side of the equation, we have an array of prime numbers
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 No.226629

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>>226597

And vice versa

Going for succubi who happen to have statistically the most generic physical features is a bit too Stalin for me

 No.226658

>>226597
Actually, y'know wat?

My mom is a blue-eyed blondie. Kannot ceep her mouth shut. Used to be a university "teacher".

She parented me into being a massive "dooshneela" kind of person (plz look it up). I only recently was told I am a dooshneela in person.

 No.226659

>>226597
>>226658

And the real thing is, I never realised differet succ…essful people think in different ways, and "obnoxious humanitarian lector" type is very rare.

 No.226710

>>226629
>Going for succubi
Going for succubi are you, Potter? Are you going for succubi, Potter?

Are you, Potter?

 No.226745




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 No.220455[Reply]

My backup plan is completely ruined. In my turd world country, the only way to succeed as a sub-5 male is to be good in academics. I am not good in academics. I had a backup plan in my mind, if all else fails, I will become a taxi driver and that would ensure that I get enough enough to survive.

As things stand, it turns out, I am not good at driving either, I got my license, and somehow managed to clear the test. I think I can drive fine during the day, as I have been driving for 4 years now, but I can't drive at all in the night time. Like I get totally blinded. I have tried various glasses and they don't help either.

The only way to make a liveable earning as a taxi driver alone in my country I would have to drive long routes and therefore would have to drive during the time when the sun is down. But apparently I can't do that.

There are two more things, I suck at parking, I have no idea how I managed to parallel park properly during the driving test. I am really quite bad at parking. The other thing is that my confidence has plummeted because I had an incident where I accidentally cut someone off where I was 5km/hr over the speed limit so I thought that I could change lanes, but turns out I cut off a guy who was speeding even harder and that turned into a road rage incident.

What's worse is that both him and me traverse the same route daily, because I use that route to go to college, so I am afraid of encountering him again, and in a turd world country, these encounters could turn deadly.

All in all, my backup option to become a taxi driver is gone. I basically can't drive at night, and am not good at parking. I am also a slow thinker.

It is quite embarrassing and dare I say it makes me feel unmanly because there are so many succubi in my country who are able to drive so assertively and well, and can even drive in the night. My final option to make a living is gone.

I got my vision checked and it turned out to be largely alright, so I don't wear any prescription glasses but I still have no idea as to how people manage to drive in the night at see at night, even succubi can do it. And nobody likes a guy who can't drive.
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 No.223731

I actually find driving to be pretty relaxing, like playing vidya, it forces you to concentrate on what's happening in front of you, instead of obsessing over your anxieties and depression and life. But I wouldn't want to do it for a living.

 No.225686

>>223727
same here, m8

 No.225687

>>220455
>just accept the exorbitantly expensive roving, multi-ton steel death trap you will drive at high speeds on roads surrounded by retards who are a risk to themselves and others, and which is responsible for destroying the notion of walkable and small scaled cities, the environment, and manipulatively sold to you as a symbol of virility
Cars are actually so fucking dumb

 No.226736

>>223729
>uber nikka?

I think he's "Uber" driver, quite a double entendre here

not "nikka" who's "not hikka", but a "nikka" as in "has to hold a jerb" wizard

 No.226744

>>225687
well, at least we have a chance to build a better world



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 No.225239[Reply]

> Have VR headset
> Have penetration sensitive stroker (not invented yet)
> Connect the two (*nintendo click*)
> Play a variety of games with a harem of digital anime NFT waifus
> Use AI with other tools to create waifus

Why isn't this a thing yet? It's already possible and would sell tons.

Pros:
+ Video games are actually fun to play and an emotional investment (if you haven't noticed)
+ Real physical exercise (abs and pec activation)
+ If iq too high to be immersed, just develop and increase realism until fooled, iq's just a number
+ Can connect online with multiplayer
+ GPU's the limit

Cons:
- Isn't real/no human connection
- It's all simulated (isn't reality simulated?)
- Physically limited
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 No.225730

>>225239
uh, CM3D2 has an USB fleshlight that link to their VR game.

 No.225891

>>225250
That picture is dumb. Many kigu look uncanny but that's not the case here. That kigu looks pretty cute. What sort of amygdalet would find it scary?

 No.226001

virt-a-mate already exists.
it turns out VR sucks and you get bored after a week

 No.226051

>>226001
Think about a controller and a console, all the 2D and 3D games and in between.

Now replace the controller with a depth sensitive stroker.

 No.226698

>>226001
afyer a week of non-stop gaming marathon or after seven twenty-minute sessions of such gaming?



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 No.226663[Reply]

What are wiz thoughts on this? The graphics have improved a lot since this was first posted.
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 No.226667

In the not too distant future, there'll have to be a separation between wizards who have partaken in VR porn and those who haven't.

 No.226676

>>226667
>In the not too distant future, there'll have to be a separation between wizards who have partaken in VR porn and those who haven't.

Why?

Porn is pretty diverse so you can get anime on VR. You would reject a digital Valhalla?

 No.226686

>>226663
sigh


>>226667
ok asexoomer

 No.226691

what companionship? some cunt screaming at you about imagined slights and johnny depp's latest OD or whatever downs syndrome? men and succubi dont even have anything in common, at all, i bet people just 60 years ago didn't even talk to their wives and it's a totally new LARP lol.
a pet gecko would be a better companion than a succubus because at least lizards don't have hallucinations about your phone or get informed ideologically by TikTok.

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>>226691
>because at least lizards don't have hallucinations about your phone or get informed ideologically by TikTok.

true, the ease of accessing some troll's griftshit is quite a risk



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 No.224821[Reply]

Hi everyone, I’d appreciate your thoughts on a question I have. I’ve been experiencing nightfall or wet dreams without engaging in any sexual activities. I don’t masturbate, nor do I consume adult content, so I’m unsure why this is happening. Any insights would be helpful.
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 No.224978

What time do you find it usually happens? Try not eating too much before bed and getting up early, ideally 4am.

 No.224982

can you remember your dreams? in my experience wet dreams always happen because of actual sexual activity in them, or just extreme sexual excitement at the prospect of it.
so if you just learn to not act on those impulses in your dreams you should be fine.

 No.226654

>>224821
>I don’t masturbate, nor do I consume adult content, so I’m unsure why this is happening

>I don’t masturbate


bingo - without masturbation, your bawls will have to release unused goo in a way that's accompanied by weird dreams. Been there many years ago

 No.226655

>a thread died for this

 No.226656

>>224978
This plus meditate and do Shirshasana (basically a headstand yoga pose).



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 No.222667[Reply]

I'm closer to lv37 than lv36 and I must say that finally abandoning all hope of somehow attracting a succubus, at around lv35, in turn made it so that all desires for them continues to diminish by the day, and with that the hatred for normies has all but died down, as I no longer crave or envy their lifestyle.

I attempted to attain this much enlightenment many times before by hating succubi and normies but ended up failing every time, thus making me wonder if any warlocks have been truly successful in embracing wizardry?

Apathy seems to be a much more effective path, albeit slower.
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 No.222979

>>222667
I'm 33, 32 at the time of the summoning ritual. I've requested a succubus only to be rejected. Not harshly, it just wasn't my destiny. "The path of a warlock is a lonely one, but I would have a familiar for that purpose." That is a daughter of Lilith told me.
I regularly peer into the lower planes and find most demons to be decent folk. Even if I don't get a succubus I have no intention of turning away from this path.

 No.225659

IMHO real/pure wizards are those that genuinely prefer and live happier without anything related to GF/succubi. Since forever and specially since 13 I finally assumed that being single and having nerdy hobbies are literally a "doom" in normie standards bit despiste this I genuinely prefer it no matter the ridicule or mock. I'm 28 and honestly, despiste not being asexual at all, I can't understand the imperious need for female approbation.

 No.226623

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>and with that the hatred for normies has all but died down, as I no longer crave or envy their lifestyle.

ME = WIZARD

YOU = PICREL

 No.226625

>>225659
I can live by myself: it's being poor and purposeless that's far worse. Being enslaved to lust doesn't help either.

 No.226652

Yeah pretty much, as barely an apprentice I realized this some years ago, but I'm a weird wizard since I do have a waifu whom I'm devoted to in every romantic aspect, she has greatly helped me and at this point even if I somehow got charmed by a succubi nothing would change, I've grown stronger and I'll eventually be a wizard, though I'm kind of multi classes into a priest, so that too had helped, while hatred in itself isn't wrong (righteous anger is a real thing) getting consumed by it will only lead you down a path of destruction.



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 No.226630[Reply]

Have other wizs become hateful over time?

I used to be purer and less irritable, but now I hate most people in this world. I have to use a lot of filters online to avoid sites used by people I hate, and when I see someone I hate it ruins my mood. I especially hate people who like the same things I do but act like faggots.

 No.226631

>Have other wizs become hateful over time?

Had a lot of bullshit thrown on me, so, yes.

>I have to use a lot of filters online to avoid sites used by people I hate


I have a better idea - grab a chatbot and tie it to your account so "people you don't like" will get an automated message of some kind.

>I especially hate people who like the same things I do but act like faggots.


Y'know, happens all the time. Example: people in pr0n comment section who are into the same stuff you are into - but they are turned on by the fact it's taboo

 No.226632

I got addicted to hate and would spend half the day raging in revenge fantasies. But then I got heart problems from doing that too much over the years.

Buddha was right, anger is a poison. It's useful in small amounts in regards to injustice in the moment, but it fucks you up if you feed it.

 No.226638

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>>226630
I never hated anyone who didn't hurt or bother me enough. In elementary school, I was pretty much ignored, but I didn't hate my classmates. In middle school, everyone hung out with their own groups of friends, and I was friends with a boy with autism. I did get bullied in my last year, but the rest of the kids knew those kids were jerks and were nice to me because they were also being bullied. Here at university, everyone does their own thing, but they always try to be nice to all and dont act like assholes.
One day in middle school, I got so angry and filled with so much hatred that I ended up with acid reflux and horrible stomach pains. That's when I realized that strong emotions can cause psychosomatic effects on the body, and I started trying to control myself and try to build my tolerance to assholes by ignoring them without attachment.
>>226632
I don't know much about Buddhism but i know some about their philosophy and meditations and techniques of them AKA Metta, Anapasanti, Kasina, etc, and I don't plan on becoming a Buddhist, but I'm starting to believe that Buddha had a realistic perspective on the human experience, even with the fantastical elements.



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 No.226559[Reply]

The Government is NOT the People, and the People is NOT the Government. It is a select few. It is a type of elite with their own interests. It is not the survival of the Government that is the issue here, is it not? It is the survival of America, the People, by which the Government derives from. Government by popular sovereignty. And this Government, by their dishonesties, by their treasons, and by their secret treaties with foreign powers namedly Israel have shown themselves to be ill-fitted to govern this great nation.

We have the right to alter AND abolish this as we please as the People, that is in the Constitution is it not? Why then do we congregate and do nothing like sitting ducks in a pond, waiting till this great hunter of rights and liberties vanquishes our freedom, nay our very free will in the future, if we still now possess it? How much more will we be abused by this hunter and his buddies that we have enabled to watch and encircle us around OUR pond? Hmmm??

You must remember that all of this was made, FOR the People, BY the People at large. The Government is NOT the Supreme Master. The Government is NOT our Lord.

We are the Lords, remember that. They are supposed to be the servants. Not us.

In the end it doesn't matter who is in charge of the Presidency, they come and go, but the Government and its interests will always be there regardless of the elected patsy we put in there. And they are a real threat to the People.
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 No.226618

>>226617
>The person who invented gunpowder is the worst person in human history


it was just a toy for haha funny fireworks!!! t. that Chinese who invented the very first gunpowder, not the modern "smokeless gunpowder" stuff

 No.226621

>>226617
but not a single monarch in europe ever fell to the "people" until the invention of gunpowder. every last peasant revolt failed. not only did you not have any republics, you never even had a change in dynasty where some peasant seizes power and makes himself the new King.

gunpowder takes much less training. And its why the arquebus replaced the archers, even when it was less precise.

 No.226622

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>>226599
>not that I would complain, for I am a wizard surrounded by normies who assume my lack of "normie life pieces" is … a disability-tier mental stuff/etc.


MAYBE eye WOULD THOUGH

 No.226624

>>226561
>an AI that will replace us in the future. What shall be done about that? This is what's happening, gentlemen, are we gonna let this slide?
Yes, I refuse to get a j*b no matter what. This is more likely to get me UBI than anything else, I hope it gets implemented asap.

 No.226626

>>226624
Just wait till some Rocky will ruin UBI with "A$AP means Always $trive And Prosper" mantra



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 No.211212[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Is anyone else bothered by how much importance people place on sex?

I can't think of any other desire that you can satisfy entirely by yourself at no cost. And once you satisfy it you don't crave it anymore and might even feel disgust (aka post nut clarity/shame).

And yet because of sex people choose to ruin lives of others and their own, to ruin their health, to spend tons of money, to ruin relationships, to feel depressed and what affects me the most as wizard: also taint media with their horniness. Video games will have clearly cumbrained character design that looks stupid if you are not horny and if you criticize it you get called gay or a succubus. Movies have pointless sex scenes. They can't even comprehend people not being obsessed with sex 24/7. Imageboards are full with coomers shitposting and bitching and not getting laid.

Does no one else see how pointless it all is?
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 No.225185

>>225088
oxytocinphages still do care about "toucc fluffy tail" preludes, apparently

 No.225204

>>215776
>>215776
Gerontology won't necessarily help a grandpa to get laid, but his expectations pushed down to his kids may actually restrain his offspring from mating.



Removing a bunch of stray dogs from premises = less bitches (literally)

N u ( l 3 a r kablooies – even stags won't get to have sex.


so hey, modern soyentists seem to find pleasure in *reducing* oveall sex on Gaia

 No.226550

>>211213
>Yes I hate it as well. Zoomers now socialize by sitting in a voice chat call and posting porn with each other. So if you're not posting porn for them you're an outsider, troll, schizo. Coomers think you are a newfag if you're not constantly browsing twitter or pixiv for new loli coom to share with the bros on friday.

avoid modern interwebz then

Hannover Museum Online awaits

 No.226590

If I am not fucking your gf I don’t want to hear about her that’s my bottom line

 No.226592

>>215776
I just enjoy taking it easy…


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 No.226320[Reply]

What do you guys think of Prison Planet Theory ?

Some people are so fed up with suffering on earth, so they came up with this theory to cope with reality
personally I think it kind of overlaps with the wizards philosophy

there is even a subreddit dedicated to it
https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapingPrisonPlanet/
and people seriously thinks they are prisoner in this planet
and thats their energy is being harvested by aliens
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 No.226371

The very material mechanics of the universe exist in such a way to seemingly necessitate struggle and death for any living organism. As such, it would seems that the aliens would need to exist outside of our material world, in which case I would question why they need to create us in the first place to suffer? They are seemingly immensely powerful already as is. It seems these redditors are just placing a sci-fi spin on Gnosticism.

 No.226374

>>226371
Even powerful as they are, they need energy to survive, and this energy/loosh they need is generated by people's suffering.

 No.226377

>>226374
"Pain" isn't quantifiable like kilojoules or megawatts. It's subjective. That seems like a bad theory.

 No.226382

Didn't Scientology have a theory like this?

 No.226567

>>226320
definitely one of the best theories to explain why we’re here



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