/wiz/ - Wizardry

Something i do when i get bored and it may enchante your own creativity even if you are not interested in making music, just get a cracked FL Studio and Audacity and start in, make random things and discover new guitar solos, beats and more. Just focus on making your own music genra even if you didn't like it. Get a blank cd and grave/burn your music in it ans get a transparent CD case and print you own cover and just add it to your own or you can just post this in public anonymous area like /music/. Its not important to get views its not important to get fame or attention what important is that feeling of the piece you made with your own creativity.
>just dont write music about womens thats ass and you will ended up like Helen Reddy lmao

Had a post about this here not a long time ago, how are you wizards doing with regarding to it? Do you suffer from it still? Or do you enjoy it?

What do you Maladaptively Daydream about?
For how long do you Maladaptively Daydream about?

I will share my experience, I daydream for about 7 hours a day. Here's what I daydream about, there's another planet in our solar system, hidden from us through advance technology, and then there are third type of aliens which we know nothing about (and I haven't thought it through), so these third type of aliens destroy our planet as in they miraculously kill 7.7 billions of our people leaving only a dozen of people alive.

Now the aliens from our nearby planet arrive and tell us how we got killed and why a dozen of us survived miraculously, this dozen of people include a few wizzes from other countries, some people that I know. Some people that I have envisioned and me.

The second kind of aliens have two countries on their planet, a crab state and a normie state, where once normies and crabs fought vigorously, after that the crabs managed to craft their own state with advanced tools like AGI, they engaged in genetic engineering, they have a standardised height, they all look good, and most importantly they make biological succubi in bio-facilities. Where they make a succubus specifically for a crab man, while normie state is a third world country of sorts (ironic cause irl I am a third worlder)

I am fucked in the head, I know.

And these people then come to earth to tell us what went through, they say us that they have been watching us for a thousand years and have recorded our history, they share the true history of my country and how it was destroyed by muzzrats and other colonial powers, we talk about history with them.

They tell our dozen of people to live together, and they offer me a same AI companion succubus who later becomes my wife, we have kids, and we live happily ever after.

So it sounds very weird now that I have laid it down, but in mind this is an epic story where I finally get a partner who is not a biological succubus in her head but an AI, she deeply cares for me, she accepts me despite of my Erectile Dysfunction and non-functioning dick, and other wizzes get their succubi and I make friends with the dozen of people and we start our life with the help of another planet's crablian state's aliens and we gradually repopulate the eartPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Lil update! I'm that 18-years-old (now 19) apprentice that posted in May. That post was removed a couple of months ago, but I assume most of the people here remembers it.

I'm still a loser aspiring to become a wiz. Nothing has changed. The only thing is that I'm not as depressed as I was before, for some reason. But this is it. I'm still a loser.

Long story short, I live in what you would say is a penal colony. Fortunately I've managed to get by. But I want more form life and thus, I wish I didn't have to deal with other people on a daily basis, as it is always so troublesome, I think I've always been a schizoid, so I need my space, in my dream life, I would only have to deal with characters on a screen on a daily basis. But I know that this is not how evolution shaped most humans, so at least, I would really like to limit how much time I have to interact with others face-to-face, and some beer money job (for a first worlder) would be a godsend for me.

The minimum salary in here is 250 dollars, that's all I would need to earn on a monthly basis and I have most of my waking time free, I've looked job listings on fiverr and all those other sites but if some anon here knows like a plan for me to eventually earn more (my dream salary would be 500 dollars) programming on whatever language, that would be ideal.

If I don't get many answers here, I plan to look up mostly east asian redditors looking for scraps, just like me and then team up with them. But I figured some wizards could come up with a more helpful plan for me, I think. SQL seems easy enough and I've done hours of exercises, but I don't know if there is some more profitable language.

To add, I also came across a commentary which told a story about how the other shapes launched a whole coalition to drill a single otherly hole into the wall, and how the circle was in shambles after that.

:p

I want to kill myself efficiently without much pain, what's a good way to do this?

When the average normie is afraid and shy, and they don't have the balls to talk to a succubus, or even for more important things like getting a job, or opportunities in life other than a simple vagina, they don't do it, Nor will they either, since they are locked in their screens, which covers them from their ridiculous fear. I am not a normie, I lack a complement of normality, too much time locked up posting on image boards rotted my head, my social skills are broken, but you know one thing I don't care, the world eats introverts, shy people, socially stupid people, and I'm tired of being one of them.

Even with everything against me, I will show that I can do it, I don't care if I'm afraid, if I'm not ready, and with multiple insecurities involved, I will prevail in the face of adversity, and I will show myself that I can.

I have a small dick, small hands, shitty hairline, big nose, small and horribly misaligned teeth, ugly facial hair when I bother growing it out, and a faggoty sounding cuck voice. Just your typical genetically inferior dysgenic abomination muttmerican who gets indirectly cucked by Chad and Tyrone on a daily basis when they pump and dump all my crushes.

However, there has never been a greater blow to my confidence than being told on countless occasions, by multiple people, that I look like Mister Bean. Typically delivered in one of the following normalfaggoty manners:

"Ayo anyone ever told you you look like Mista Bean?"
(succubus) "Oh my god you know who you look like? You look just like that one guy on TV, what's his name? Ummmmmm, oh! Mr Beam! You look JUST like him."
"Hey man you ever seen Mr Bean's Holiday? No? You be lookin like him doe straight up"

At some point I tried playing it off. "Oh you mean Rowan Atkinson? Yeah I like his standup." (I really don't but I'm trying to get off the subject.)
"I dont know who dat iz cuz, all I know iz theres a dude on TV Mr Bean and you look like him"
Didn't work. The normalfags are completely fixated on my appearance and resemblance to a bumbling retard on TV.

I'm in my 30s now but this has been going on since high school ever since the niggers started calling me Bean, i.e. "What up Bean?"

One day at work some nigger started commenting on my appearance and said I look like someone… I was ready to be humiliated in front of everyone and called Bean once again. Imagine my relief when he revealed that he was thinking of "the guy from Step Brothers" (aka the ugly one.) It wasn't flattering in the least, but anything beats being called Bean.

If you're ever feeling down on yourself, just be glad and count your blessings that you don't resemble "Mr Bean from Mr Beans Holiday" or any other famously ugly person for that matter.

Why do the feds waste their time profiling me over a stupid email I sent to Putin's office? I'm just a random Australian citizen with broken teeth stuck at home who got lost in the system.. in an average ass taxpayer. Three times I've been in a psych ward and there's always a guy or a succubus that quotes something from my search history to me… Do they think this is a good strategy to find nuclear launch codes? Why the fuck would I have nuclear launch codes?? Ridiculous. Wasting your time but enjoy the entertainment I suppose. Billions of dollars and wizard grade technology and they waste their time on me as if I was god or something.. lmao. Jesus didn't even exist the calendar is fake and gay. Morons. Positivity only gang gang. Have my exif I don't give a fuck I'm angry because you're wasting tax dollars on me instead of giving me my goddamn jaw surgery and dental implants. Think I'd waste my time playing around with acoustics and 432 resonance otherwise? Jeez.. and yesz they will see this. Feel free to comment some shit for them to see.

Are you autistic?

Here's a free test: https://rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
Pic related are my results.

I feel that there should be at least some correlation between autism and wizardry. When I tried to apply for a job in military (since that's the kind of job that pays really well even if you don't have a degree) their psychologist told me to fuck off (in more polite terms) and that I could be autistic, but I don't have an official diagnosis or anything.
How about you, Anon? Are you on the spectrum?