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 No.219547[Reply]

Something i do when i get bored and it may enchante your own creativity even if you are not interested in making music, just get a cracked FL Studio and Audacity and start in, make random things and discover new guitar solos, beats and more. Just focus on making your own music genra even if you didn't like it. Get a blank cd and grave/burn your music in it ans get a transparent CD case and print you own cover and just add it to your own or you can just post this in public anonymous area like /music/. Its not important to get views its not important to get fame or attention what important is that feeling of the piece you made with your own creativity.
>just dont write music about womens thats ass and you will ended up like Helen Reddy lmao
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 No.219991

In Judaism demons are presented as a hybrid being, fluctuating between the physical and non-physical plains.

It was said king achashverosh fucked a demoness in the image of queen Esther the Jewish.


So I called upon god to provide me with the same solution, it did not work.

We have still have the Golem resurrection route, although it would be even worse than a demon female.

 No.220010

>>219991
very cool
what is the Golem resurrection route?

 No.220041

>>219547
Yeah, I have been nineteen already. Thanks anyway, OP.

 No.220749

>>219547
After about five years of experience with Fl Studio I sell my music online and make a bit of money. Good advice OP.

 No.220751

I actually got an E473 for this purpose and it is collecting dust. I know just enough music theory to read those wiggly symbols like an illiterate old redneck



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 No.220690[Reply]

Had a post about this here not a long time ago, how are you wizards doing with regarding to it? Do you suffer from it still? Or do you enjoy it?

What do you Maladaptively Daydream about?
For how long do you Maladaptively Daydream about?

I will share my experience, I daydream for about 7 hours a day. Here's what I daydream about, there's another planet in our solar system, hidden from us through advance technology, and then there are third type of aliens which we know nothing about (and I haven't thought it through), so these third type of aliens destroy our planet as in they miraculously kill 7.7 billions of our people leaving only a dozen of people alive.

Now the aliens from our nearby planet arrive and tell us how we got killed and why a dozen of us survived miraculously, this dozen of people include a few wizzes from other countries, some people that I know. Some people that I have envisioned and me.

The second kind of aliens have two countries on their planet, a crab state and a normie state, where once normies and crabs fought vigorously, after that the crabs managed to craft their own state with advanced tools like AGI, they engaged in genetic engineering, they have a standardised height, they all look good, and most importantly they make biological succubi in bio-facilities. Where they make a succubus specifically for a crab man, while normie state is a third world country of sorts (ironic cause irl I am a third worlder)

I am fucked in the head, I know.

And these people then come to earth to tell us what went through, they say us that they have been watching us for a thousand years and have recorded our history, they share the true history of my country and how it was destroyed by muzzrats and other colonial powers, we talk about history with them.

They tell our dozen of people to live together, and they offer me a same AI companion succubus who later becomes my wife, we have kids, and we live happily ever after.

So it sounds very weird now that I have laid it down, but in mind this is an epic story where I finally get a partner who is not a biological succubus in her head but an AI, she deeply cares for me, she accepts me despite of my Erectile Dysfunction and non-functioning dick, and other wizzes get their succubi and I make friends with the dozen of people and we start our life with the help of another planet's crablian state's aliens and we gradually repopulate the eartPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.220691

>>220690
yeah here's my thread about daydreaming >>>/lounge/312740



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 No.220651[Reply]

Lil update! I'm that 18-years-old (now 19) apprentice that posted in May. That post was removed a couple of months ago, but I assume most of the people here remembers it.

I'm still a loser aspiring to become a wiz. Nothing has changed. The only thing is that I'm not as depressed as I was before, for some reason. But this is it. I'm still a loser.
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 No.220657

>>220652
>I'm chronically sad because I don't get sex, so everyone else must be too

 No.220660

lil bro, noooooo! wizzies put so much faith in you, noooooo. you were supposed to be the one that got away noooooo. all our hopes and dreams, you blew it!! wtf but you're only 19 that's practically a baby your prefrontal cortex is barely moved. keep hitting the clubs and gym lil bruhhhhh lil wizzie you can do it c'moooonnnnn let's give lil wizzie our energy!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

fr tho, welcome back. start working on some neetbux and find a solitary hobby or two to pass the time. enjoy your health while it lasts, you'll be getting a wide variety of chronic issues in the coming years.

 No.220661

>>220657
You are literally mentally ill if you don't want sex. It's like lacking the desire for food: such things are built in to our lizard brains. But stay in denial, some day you may even believe your own bullshit.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.220662

>>220661
>It's like lacking the desire for food
I'm not going to die because I don't have sex. My muscles won't stay small and weak because I don't have sex. My tummy wummy doesn't grumbly wumbly because I don't have sex.
>such things are built in to our lizard brains.
Sex isn't, actually. Many of our primate ancestors must learn how to sex through witnesing it being done already!

Projecting crab is going to be here all night trying to tell wizards that our wizardry is just a cope or whatever.

 No.220669

>>220651
you're the one who made the post with the visual novel pic?



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 No.220611[Reply]

Long story short, I live in what you would say is a penal colony. Fortunately I've managed to get by. But I want more form life and thus, I wish I didn't have to deal with other people on a daily basis, as it is always so troublesome, I think I've always been a schizoid, so I need my space, in my dream life, I would only have to deal with characters on a screen on a daily basis. But I know that this is not how evolution shaped most humans, so at least, I would really like to limit how much time I have to interact with others face-to-face, and some beer money job (for a first worlder) would be a godsend for me.

The minimum salary in here is 250 dollars, that's all I would need to earn on a monthly basis and I have most of my waking time free, I've looked job listings on fiverr and all those other sites but if some anon here knows like a plan for me to eventually earn more (my dream salary would be 500 dollars) programming on whatever language, that would be ideal.

If I don't get many answers here, I plan to look up mostly east asian redditors looking for scraps, just like me and then team up with them. But I figured some wizards could come up with a more helpful plan for me, I think. SQL seems easy enough and I've done hours of exercises, but I don't know if there is some more profitable language.

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 No.220583[Reply]

To add, I also came across a commentary which told a story about how the other shapes launched a whole coalition to drill a single otherly hole into the wall, and how the circle was in shambles after that.

:p

 No.220586

Good one, I like it. Even the smug, shit-eating grin on the round shape, it's somehow really punchable.

 No.220590

>>220583
The cracks around the hole show that the circle had to struggle to break through the hole, meaning he didn't have it easy. Also now that the wall is already damaged the other guys can also get through with light effort thanks to the work the circle did in breaking it.

 No.220591

>>220590
no, the other shapes should lobotomize their pointy bits until they become a worse, but conforming version of the round shape

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 No.220531[Reply]

I want to kill myself efficiently without much pain, what's a good way to do this?

 No.220532

hanging, if done properly

 No.220533

Dial 988 or check out this site for help with your issue.
https://chat.988lifeline.org/

 No.220534

ah the aul cheap fast painless quick method that also won't make mother cry or whoever discovers le body.

sorry, can't be done, champ. now go back to 4cuck you fucking tourist.

 No.220535

Moved to >>>/dep/296558.



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 No.219908[Reply]

When the average normie is afraid and shy, and they don't have the balls to talk to a succubus, or even for more important things like getting a job, or opportunities in life other than a simple vagina, they don't do it, Nor will they either, since they are locked in their screens, which covers them from their ridiculous fear. I am not a normie, I lack a complement of normality, too much time locked up posting on image boards rotted my head, my social skills are broken, but you know one thing I don't care, the world eats introverts, shy people, socially stupid people, and I'm tired of being one of them.

Even with everything against me, I will show that I can do it, I don't care if I'm afraid, if I'm not ready, and with multiple insecurities involved, I will prevail in the face of adversity, and I will show myself that I can.
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 No.220435

>>219913
Normie is a mainstream word used in all sort of different places. Its meaning depends entirely on context of the community using it.

A crab has always been a sex-desiring misogynist without a succubus at that moment (celibacy is not well defined, it is not clear how long you need to not have sex for to be celibate). Its definition never changed.

 No.220438

>>220426
no it's not, it's superior to extraversion

 No.220439

>>220435
Muh misogyny.
Grow some balls.

 No.220440

>>220435
Wrong, there are actual ideological crabs, and then the smear/slur crab used against men for basically any reason. It's often conflated with "loser" or "virgin" regardless of actual ideology. It's also used to discredit any contentious, less than glamorous opinion one might have about succubi (similar opinions about men are fine though) as milquetoast as it might be. Basically: "You don't know your place, shut up crab (nigger)." That's three different meanings depending on context. I've even seen gamers call each other crab for disagreeing over game mechanics.

Also they aren't misogynists. If they were, they would not literally kill themselves over not being with a succubus. If they wanted to "use them for their body" as you might suggest, they would simply use prostitutes - but they don't, because they want intimacy, not sex. They are, actually, succubus worshipers turned bitter and resentful. The concept of misogyny is as vague and nebulous as the word crab itself.

You also can't just say these words only have one true, *real* definition, and that's the only one that counts, because that would just be playing dumb. If you call someone a pig, you aren't literally calling them a pig. Most words have multiple meanings and use cases.

 No.220446

>>220440
>Also they aren't misogynists. If they were, they would not literally kill themselves over not being with a succubus. If they wanted to "use them for their body" as you might suggest, they would simply use prostitutes - but they don't, because they want intimacy, not sex. They are, actually, succubus worshipers turned bitter and resentful. The concept of misogyny is as vague and nebulous as the word crab itself.
That's correct.



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 No.220331[Reply]

I have a small dick, small hands, shitty hairline, big nose, small and horribly misaligned teeth, ugly facial hair when I bother growing it out, and a faggoty sounding cuck voice. Just your typical genetically inferior dysgenic abomination muttmerican who gets indirectly cucked by Chad and Tyrone on a daily basis when they pump and dump all my crushes.

However, there has never been a greater blow to my confidence than being told on countless occasions, by multiple people, that I look like Mister Bean. Typically delivered in one of the following normalfaggoty manners:

"Ayo anyone ever told you you look like Mista Bean?"
(succubus) "Oh my god you know who you look like? You look just like that one guy on TV, what's his name? Ummmmmm, oh! Mr Beam! You look JUST like him."
"Hey man you ever seen Mr Bean's Holiday? No? You be lookin like him doe straight up"

At some point I tried playing it off. "Oh you mean Rowan Atkinson? Yeah I like his standup." (I really don't but I'm trying to get off the subject.)
"I dont know who dat iz cuz, all I know iz theres a dude on TV Mr Bean and you look like him"
Didn't work. The normalfags are completely fixated on my appearance and resemblance to a bumbling retard on TV.

I'm in my 30s now but this has been going on since high school ever since the niggers started calling me Bean, i.e. "What up Bean?"

One day at work some nigger started commenting on my appearance and said I look like someone… I was ready to be humiliated in front of everyone and called Bean once again. Imagine my relief when he revealed that he was thinking of "the guy from Step Brothers" (aka the ugly one.) It wasn't flattering in the least, but anything beats being called Bean.

If you're ever feeling down on yourself, just be glad and count your blessings that you don't resemble "Mr Bean from Mr Beans Holiday" or any other famously ugly person for that matter.
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 No.220348

>>220346
>able to empathize
as if they have enough brain capacity to understand, normies see everyone as below themselves and and will lash at you in anger if you will say they look like Dr.Evil

 No.220352

He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth for his contribution to comedy and television. He holds a very high distinction (CBE, or Commander of the British Empire).
Yes he looks goofy but it's not the worst insult on the planet.

 No.220358

>>220331
>"Ayo anyone ever told you you look like Mista Bean?"
>(succubus) "Oh my god you know who you look like? You look just like that one guy on TV, what's his name? Ummmmmm, oh! Mr Beam! You look JUST like him."
>"Hey man you ever seen Mr Bean's Holiday? No? You be lookin like him doe straight up"
literally respond
"Haha yeah I get told that a lot"
omit the laugh if you want
and remember to smile

 No.220359

>>220358
This. Don't dwell on it, it's no use. They are vampires and will get only joy from you giving a fuck

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 No.220420[Reply]

Why do the feds waste their time profiling me over a stupid email I sent to Putin's office? I'm just a random Australian citizen with broken teeth stuck at home who got lost in the system.. in an average ass taxpayer. Three times I've been in a psych ward and there's always a guy or a succubus that quotes something from my search history to me… Do they think this is a good strategy to find nuclear launch codes? Why the fuck would I have nuclear launch codes?? Ridiculous. Wasting your time but enjoy the entertainment I suppose. Billions of dollars and wizard grade technology and they waste their time on me as if I was god or something.. lmao. Jesus didn't even exist the calendar is fake and gay. Morons. Positivity only gang gang. Have my exif I don't give a fuck I'm angry because you're wasting tax dollars on me instead of giving me my goddamn jaw surgery and dental implants. Think I'd waste my time playing around with acoustics and 432 resonance otherwise? Jeez.. and yesz they will see this. Feel free to comment some shit for them to see.


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 No.218339[Reply]

Are you autistic?

Here's a free test: https://rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
Pic related are my results.

I feel that there should be at least some correlation between autism and wizardry. When I tried to apply for a job in military (since that's the kind of job that pays really well even if you don't have a degree) their psychologist told me to fuck off (in more polite terms) and that I could be autistic, but I don't have an official diagnosis or anything.
How about you, Anon? Are you on the spectrum?
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 No.220330

>>220329
my asperger score 123/200 (probably asperger)
my autostic score 86/200 (non autistic)

 No.220337

>>220330
non autistic asperger … that's a wild combination

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>>218339
Yes, diagnosed
>Your score: 130 of 200
>96% probability of being atypical (autistic/neurodiverse)

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>>220337
does this mean am special or else?



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