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 No.220611[Reply]

Long story short, I live in what you would say is a penal colony. Fortunately I've managed to get by. But I want more form life and thus, I wish I didn't have to deal with other people on a daily basis, as it is always so troublesome, I think I've always been a schizoid, so I need my space, in my dream life, I would only have to deal with characters on a screen on a daily basis. But I know that this is not how evolution shaped most humans, so at least, I would really like to limit how much time I have to interact with others face-to-face, and some beer money job (for a first worlder) would be a godsend for me.

The minimum salary in here is 250 dollars, that's all I would need to earn on a monthly basis and I have most of my waking time free, I've looked job listings on fiverr and all those other sites but if some anon here knows like a plan for me to eventually earn more (my dream salary would be 500 dollars) programming on whatever language, that would be ideal.

If I don't get many answers here, I plan to look up mostly east asian redditors looking for scraps, just like me and then team up with them. But I figured some wizards could come up with a more helpful plan for me, I think. SQL seems easy enough and I've done hours of exercises, but I don't know if there is some more profitable language.

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 No.220583[Reply]

To add, I also came across a commentary which told a story about how the other shapes launched a whole coalition to drill a single otherly hole into the wall, and how the circle was in shambles after that.

:p

 No.220586

Good one, I like it. Even the smug, shit-eating grin on the round shape, it's somehow really punchable.

 No.220590

>>220583
The cracks around the hole show that the circle had to struggle to break through the hole, meaning he didn't have it easy. Also now that the wall is already damaged the other guys can also get through with light effort thanks to the work the circle did in breaking it.

 No.220591

>>220590
no, the other shapes should lobotomize their pointy bits until they become a worse, but conforming version of the round shape

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 No.220531[Reply]

I want to kill myself efficiently without much pain, what's a good way to do this?

 No.220532

hanging, if done properly

 No.220533

Dial 988 or check out this site for help with your issue.
https://chat.988lifeline.org/

 No.220534

ah the aul cheap fast painless quick method that also won't make mother cry or whoever discovers le body.

sorry, can't be done, champ. now go back to 4cuck you fucking tourist.

 No.220535

Moved to >>>/dep/296558.



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 No.219908[Reply]

When the average normie is afraid and shy, and they don't have the balls to talk to a succubus, or even for more important things like getting a job, or opportunities in life other than a simple vagina, they don't do it, Nor will they either, since they are locked in their screens, which covers them from their ridiculous fear. I am not a normie, I lack a complement of normality, too much time locked up posting on image boards rotted my head, my social skills are broken, but you know one thing I don't care, the world eats introverts, shy people, socially stupid people, and I'm tired of being one of them.

Even with everything against me, I will show that I can do it, I don't care if I'm afraid, if I'm not ready, and with multiple insecurities involved, I will prevail in the face of adversity, and I will show myself that I can.
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 No.220435

>>219913
Normie is a mainstream word used in all sort of different places. Its meaning depends entirely on context of the community using it.

A crab has always been a sex-desiring misogynist without a succubus at that moment (celibacy is not well defined, it is not clear how long you need to not have sex for to be celibate). Its definition never changed.

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>>220426
no it's not, it's superior to extraversion

 No.220439

>>220435
Muh misogyny.
Grow some balls.

 No.220440

>>220435
Wrong, there are actual ideological crabs, and then the smear/slur crab used against men for basically any reason. It's often conflated with "loser" or "virgin" regardless of actual ideology. It's also used to discredit any contentious, less than glamorous opinion one might have about succubi (similar opinions about men are fine though) as milquetoast as it might be. Basically: "You don't know your place, shut up crab (nigger)." That's three different meanings depending on context. I've even seen gamers call each other crab for disagreeing over game mechanics.

Also they aren't misogynists. If they were, they would not literally kill themselves over not being with a succubus. If they wanted to "use them for their body" as you might suggest, they would simply use prostitutes - but they don't, because they want intimacy, not sex. They are, actually, succubus worshipers turned bitter and resentful. The concept of misogyny is as vague and nebulous as the word crab itself.

You also can't just say these words only have one true, *real* definition, and that's the only one that counts, because that would just be playing dumb. If you call someone a pig, you aren't literally calling them a pig. Most words have multiple meanings and use cases.

 No.220446

>>220440
>Also they aren't misogynists. If they were, they would not literally kill themselves over not being with a succubus. If they wanted to "use them for their body" as you might suggest, they would simply use prostitutes - but they don't, because they want intimacy, not sex. They are, actually, succubus worshipers turned bitter and resentful. The concept of misogyny is as vague and nebulous as the word crab itself.
That's correct.



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 No.220331[Reply]

I have a small dick, small hands, shitty hairline, big nose, small and horribly misaligned teeth, ugly facial hair when I bother growing it out, and a faggoty sounding cuck voice. Just your typical genetically inferior dysgenic abomination muttmerican who gets indirectly cucked by Chad and Tyrone on a daily basis when they pump and dump all my crushes.

However, there has never been a greater blow to my confidence than being told on countless occasions, by multiple people, that I look like Mister Bean. Typically delivered in one of the following normalfaggoty manners:

"Ayo anyone ever told you you look like Mista Bean?"
(succubus) "Oh my god you know who you look like? You look just like that one guy on TV, what's his name? Ummmmmm, oh! Mr Beam! You look JUST like him."
"Hey man you ever seen Mr Bean's Holiday? No? You be lookin like him doe straight up"

At some point I tried playing it off. "Oh you mean Rowan Atkinson? Yeah I like his standup." (I really don't but I'm trying to get off the subject.)
"I dont know who dat iz cuz, all I know iz theres a dude on TV Mr Bean and you look like him"
Didn't work. The normalfags are completely fixated on my appearance and resemblance to a bumbling retard on TV.

I'm in my 30s now but this has been going on since high school ever since the niggers started calling me Bean, i.e. "What up Bean?"

One day at work some nigger started commenting on my appearance and said I look like someone… I was ready to be humiliated in front of everyone and called Bean once again. Imagine my relief when he revealed that he was thinking of "the guy from Step Brothers" (aka the ugly one.) It wasn't flattering in the least, but anything beats being called Bean.

If you're ever feeling down on yourself, just be glad and count your blessings that you don't resemble "Mr Bean from Mr Beans Holiday" or any other famously ugly person for that matter.
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>>220346
>able to empathize
as if they have enough brain capacity to understand, normies see everyone as below themselves and and will lash at you in anger if you will say they look like Dr.Evil

 No.220352

He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth for his contribution to comedy and television. He holds a very high distinction (CBE, or Commander of the British Empire).
Yes he looks goofy but it's not the worst insult on the planet.

 No.220358

>>220331
>"Ayo anyone ever told you you look like Mista Bean?"
>(succubus) "Oh my god you know who you look like? You look just like that one guy on TV, what's his name? Ummmmmm, oh! Mr Beam! You look JUST like him."
>"Hey man you ever seen Mr Bean's Holiday? No? You be lookin like him doe straight up"
literally respond
"Haha yeah I get told that a lot"
omit the laugh if you want
and remember to smile

 No.220359

>>220358
This. Don't dwell on it, it's no use. They are vampires and will get only joy from you giving a fuck

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 No.220420[Reply]

Why do the feds waste their time profiling me over a stupid email I sent to Putin's office? I'm just a random Australian citizen with broken teeth stuck at home who got lost in the system.. in an average ass taxpayer. Three times I've been in a psych ward and there's always a guy or a succubus that quotes something from my search history to me… Do they think this is a good strategy to find nuclear launch codes? Why the fuck would I have nuclear launch codes?? Ridiculous. Wasting your time but enjoy the entertainment I suppose. Billions of dollars and wizard grade technology and they waste their time on me as if I was god or something.. lmao. Jesus didn't even exist the calendar is fake and gay. Morons. Positivity only gang gang. Have my exif I don't give a fuck I'm angry because you're wasting tax dollars on me instead of giving me my goddamn jaw surgery and dental implants. Think I'd waste my time playing around with acoustics and 432 resonance otherwise? Jeez.. and yesz they will see this. Feel free to comment some shit for them to see.


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 No.218339[Reply]

Are you autistic?

Here's a free test: https://rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
Pic related are my results.

I feel that there should be at least some correlation between autism and wizardry. When I tried to apply for a job in military (since that's the kind of job that pays really well even if you don't have a degree) their psychologist told me to fuck off (in more polite terms) and that I could be autistic, but I don't have an official diagnosis or anything.
How about you, Anon? Are you on the spectrum?
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 No.220330

>>220329
my asperger score 123/200 (probably asperger)
my autostic score 86/200 (non autistic)

 No.220337

>>220330
non autistic asperger … that's a wild combination

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>>218339
Yes, diagnosed
>Your score: 130 of 200
>96% probability of being atypical (autistic/neurodiverse)

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>>220337
does this mean am special or else?



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 No.219932[Reply]

https://www.sciencehistory.org/stories/magazine/mouse-heaven-or-mouse-hell/
>Maladjusted males, meanwhile, took to grooming all day—preening and licking themselves hour after hour. Calhoun called them “the beautiful ones.” And yet, even while obsessing over their appearance, these males had zero interest in courting females, zero interest in sex.
just like wizards
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 No.219956

there's been a resurgence of interest in barbershops in the last decade and a half, beard oils, men's skincare products and the like… manscaping, dude wipes, boar bristle brushes and stuff

maybe it's because of men lacking places for them exclusively, and barbershops usually only have one female hairdresser at the most. but i was thinking if it could be related to the mouse utopia experiment, these same guys don't seem to be as concerned with personal fitness just pampering and preening themselves

 No.219958

No One gives a fuck about your fuckin grooming habits,

the key point of the study was once a society reaches certain over population levels it will collapse,

 No.219959

>>219932
I think the entire conceit of assuming there's anything significant to learn about human society based on an artificial mouse society to be flawed. My understanding is that scientific experiments are mostly done on mice because they're cheap, easy to manage and have negligible rights, not because they're actually ideal for making inferences.>>219932

 No.219981

Q - could the mice experiment can be applied to our soceities?

A - no

 No.220395

Excessive population density will cause a form of trauma in most mammals, it seems. What happens when relatively high body mass mammals are crammed into population densities similar to that of an ant colony….



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 No.220321[Reply]

and so, I decided to speculate tkt about the fact that very soon sex dolls with and artificial intelligence will appear and even now there are neural networks making sex chats. What I want to say is that human females will soon get a competitor. yes, they will be very expensive, but think that we will have a chance for a relationship, even with a robot
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 No.220371

>>220366
Only true to some extent. There are hordes of sub-80iq men who can be completely fooled by a rudimentary AI pretending to be a succubus.

They are so horny and childlike that they will believe the bot is real and they will want to marry said bot.

Never, ever underestimate how animalistic, simple and primitive the average person is.
They're basically a fox, chicken or zebra in a human body.

Dangle some tits in front of them on Twitch with an AI generated female model, and they will spam the hairy geek running it all with $50 donations and marriage proposals without even realizing there is no succubus.

 No.220372

>>220321

It Could Of been an answer to a lot of social problems.

Team RAD FEM already decided to classify female robots as:
r a p e robots and an active campaign to stop it.

none of you here will protest for it, most of you probably arent even registered to vote,

it will be put in same category as porn and prostitution,

sorry bro s

 No.220373

>>220321
I think they could be a pretty good solution, even for men who don't want to date them.
By providing some actual competition to the foids, which is what they desperately need.
Currently any 40 year old sub 5 homely chick can go onto a dating app and have 200 men match with her in a day, with sex droids men will be able to just dish out a couple grand to get everything they've ever wanted.
People spend thousands of dollars on fancy smartphones, big screen TVs, and import cars that do the exact same thing as their inexpensive counterparts, so even if sex waifus are like $100,000 a LOT of men will still buy or more likely finance them.
This is something I have been talking and dreaming about ever since like 2018.

 No.220376

>>220373
no, its a trap! men will realise that the dolls are just extravagant masturbation, and will still want succubi. but then succubi will not have to give sex because
>honey youre not with me for the sex ))) you have the doll for that lelelelel

 No.220377

>>220376
It's possible, because many heterosexual relationships are based on the succubus tolerating the man for financial motives one way or another (or continuing the family but pretty much refusing sex once that's done).

There is a very small subset of men who physically elicit lust responses from succubi, but they tend not to stick to relationships in favor of a string of fwb's and one night stands.



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 No.211629[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

What, my friend, made you a wizard? Was it ugliness, mental issues, being ethnic or a combination?
The first day of being born I knew it was over
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 No.220304

>>220101
whats so intresting about a wizard?

 No.220305

>>220304
more importantly, normalfags aren't interesting

 No.220318

I just remember going to a therapist when I was age 9 or 10 and I told her I really wanted to fucking die, and she told my parents. Then some Jew gave me Prozac and told me my teenage years were going to suck. She wasn't wrong.
I've got to the point where I'm at peace with myself and find the desire to die as normal as living another day. I just have to blink and I will eventually be 50.
Absolutely no desire to be with succubi, I keep to my particular interests and have a way of seeing the world, and live to be cozy. I cannot say there is much going on for me in life, but I don't desire much either.

 No.220360

Cruel family

 No.220363

narcissistic evil older sibling, anxious overprotective low IQ mother, distant financially abusive alcoholic father


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