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 No.221306[Reply]

I am officially a Wizard.

What a strange feeling, I found this site when I was still just a teenager. I remember v9k, the cripple, the chon, when gamergate happened and we caught a ton of shit. Back then wizardhood felt so far away. Hell, I wondered if the site itself would still be around by the time I reached this stage, but here it is and here I am.

Overall I'd say it's been 3.6, not great not terrible like most things in life I suppose. If I had one one piece of advice for apprentices, pick up a sport and stick to it. Not everything requires a group or merely going to the gym and being around a bunch of grunting groids and obnoxious succubi. It's how I've managed to prevent my body from rotting despite bouts of alcohol and drug abuse. Ideally you should avoid those things too.

Oh and, exercise your mind too but this tends to naturally follow.
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 No.221376

>>221349
I want to hold up this wiz cat with chop stick like I will eat him. He is a good wiz cat.

 No.221427

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I haven't used this place in nearly 10 years but I recently became a wizard so I decided to visit

 No.221823

>>221364
i was bullied by this one kid who i really wanted to befriend by the age of 4 or 5. one of the things he told me in a rude tone is how i would never marry. i dreaded the thought of being an adult anyway.

one thing that i was pondering and i dont think it deserves its own thread is whether our level begins at 0 or 1. once a man is 30, is this a level 1 wizard?

 No.221861

>>221823
I say wizard is a prestige class.

Technically level one but you have levels in other classes before getting here.

 No.221862

>>221861
I would agreed. Others on here would often call themselves "lv 27 apprentice" or some such. It makes sense to me that you only get to be a lv1 wiz after leveling up your apprentice class to 30.



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 No.220644[Reply]

is there a wizard here who work from home, has is own house/apartment and earn lot of money and NEETing all day long (almost becoming a hikikomori)?
what's your job?
how did you end up like this?
what do you enjoy the most?
more importantly, how do you get food? do you leave your house or get delivered from someone?
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 No.221852

>>221820
Damn, literally me, I live on my own but came to the same conclusions about money.
I'm not lazy but it allows me to isolate myself even more than being poor, where at least you're forced to socialize through work.

Also, what are your farms?

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>>221820
This is one of those quintessential humans can never be happy posts. You won life and get to play on creative mode but are finding issues that aren't there. If you didn't get rich, you'd probably just be as lazy, fat and lonely + getting stressed about your uncertain future.

I understand where you're coming from - being immediately rich wouldn't fix my wizproblems either, but you're in the best position possible to fix them. Everything you listed are things you can work on and the benefit is you can do them completely voluntary rather than compelled to when your parents die as I might find myself.

Fat? Just eat less and walk more. If you wanna be independent, go rent a house in literally any city anywhere on Earth and live there for a few months. If you truly have millions there's literally nothing to worry about because as bad as things get you'll always have food and a roof over your head and you won't have to waste your life away working. You could start with a house in your town/city and see how that goes, just tell your parents you got a normal job or whatever.

Looking at beautiful places online is also no replacement for physically being there, feeling the wind and rain on your face. It's equivalent to a virtual fireplace versus a real one. Book a trip somewhere close and stay there for a day, then gradually expand out. You could go to Japan and just walk around, do anything, stay anywhere - larp as a wandering Ronin with infinite money glitch.

35 isn't old, you can still learn and do anything and the benefit is you have literally all the time in the world because you never need to work. You can study anything and never worry about whether it'll pay you back monetarily. I'm extremely jealous. Please learn to enjoy your life for all us unlucky wizards out there.

 No.221858

>>221820
I don't understand people like you, who seem to think that their job is useless. You have studied a lot to earn this much money and figured a way to make a living, you aren't stealing nor murdering, you get to earn without dealing with rude customers who gets to force you to redo all the work (happens with devs, engineers, and artists all the time).

I'm not rich but I have my own house and you are right, I can't keep everything tidy and neat, but that is just because I have a lot of clutter and furniture, all of that disencourages me from cleaning, but the privacy is worth it. If I was in your position, I would buy a large land and build a tiny house (easier to clean) in the middle, and plant a bunch of fruit trees.

>>221857
I don't understand this mindset on traveling at all, I don't recall ever having a kick out of going to different places

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>>221858
I've never traveled but I like walking and exploring places and nature, providing they're nice looking places. When you find a cozy street and some cool building sits opposite a nice tree which frames the image in your vision like a well constructed composition, I appreciate that.

I can't drive either + don't have money so I'm very limited in where I can go, hence I'm jealous and slightly irate at someone with infinite money saying something as trite as: why go anywhere when you can see it online.

 No.221866

>>221820
Since you start out with a meme format this is almost certainly a LARP post. The thing about the blockchain is you could prove you had wealth cryptographically. Seeing as how you "studied" it and you didn't do that, I'm incline to think that you're lying which is quite cruel. You're here flaunting your wealth in front of people who will probably never have anything. While claiming that you don't like to flaunt said money because you're too sensible? Makes sense.

Seems like rage bait to me. Though with no proof I'll just disregard it. You're probably just some dumb zoomer that heard about blockchain tech from meme coins. So from the council of elders: kys my man!



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 No.219397[Reply]

Hello, fellow wizzies, I'm making this thread with the idea of gathering knowledge about how to maximize well being as a wizard, we all know how hard life can be, specially as a wiz, so we our combine lived experience I thought we could make a "rule for life" on how to better maximize our well being. So, what should every wizard should know?
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 No.220416

>>220414
it's because you zoomers never invent or come up with anything new
you rely so heavily on already existing solutions, that you lack the ability to observe and make your own conclusions
chat bots only regurgitate and coagulate words to form passable sentences, but there is no meaning behind them
those 10 points are truisms applicable to almost anyone

for example
>>219800
this is infinitely better advice than the "be good and don't be bad" AI slop

 No.220417

>>220414
>look into what others have discovered first
You had asked a thing incapable of thought or reason or any kind of feeling, made out of data collected from normies with all of their hypocrisies and fallacies for an advice on how to live as a wizard, you completely missed the point of my post and it was not intended to be an insult but as a critique and if it read like an insult then my bad

 No.220425

>>220417
I'm not that anon.
>>220416
>kids these days
You're ironically being more cliched and off-topic than GPT.

 No.221731

>>219397
-Bully not confronted, bully resented.
-Fights must not be sustained through time, but harshly ended or fled.
-Prolonged stress of any kind (sensory, emotional, workforce, etc) will harm our system in unexpected ways, do not try to keep up against what your body says. Learn to listen its unexplainable signals.
-Hidden enemies and traps are to be expected. Practice useful paranoid mindsets.
-Conspiracy-minded culture is a moral value.
-Question your own steps often, and the words you accept from the world.
-Desiring to fit in is dangerous for your mental health. Be sure it's them who have to go through your radar instead.
-Learn to wage mental war on normies and psychos. Subterfuge.
-Health care and hygiene are often neglected. Routines are to be enforced.
-Never coom. Sex control is holy and a source of power or at least a barrier against deeper misery.
-Never take any addictive substances, your brain is weaker in some aspects than the one of a normie.
-This: >>219441
-Improve your fitness. To be ready against physical engagements or urgencies because our body types are the weakest by default.
-We are sort of scholars, even if not the traditional way. We set the ways.

Do you want me to upload a shitton of brainyquote-like memes?

 No.221734

if youre fat wizard, you have more strengh to fight than skinnyfats or skinny wizards



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 No.220593[Reply]

I just came across a post where they said,

>"what is the point of a man if he cannot provide children?"


And now I'm all kinds of pissed off, because I am so fucking sick and fucking tired of these asswipes thinking they're so high and mighty just because they jizzed in a vagina. Oh wow, you've accomplished precisely what every other street-shitting animal on earth can. *golf clap*

These shitstains love to punch down on people like me because the almighty pussy won't select us. They worship their victim-blaming, just world fallacy faggotry all because… why. That they have won the genetic lottery in being enabled to pursue perverse animal lusts instead of being a human fucking being, instead of engaging in higher things?

Was Aristotle a pussy-chaser? Albert Einstein? Isaac Newton? Nikola Tesla? JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH? But oh, I guess these and every other philosopher, inventor, etc. are "pointless" all because children-in-adult-bodies were more interested in inviting "big tuff manly men" like shit-shoveling meatheads and other animal-adjacents into their stinky holes.

No, I personally haven't invented anything/etc AND NEITHER HAVE THEY. WE ARE EQUAL in this regard, but according to their lizard-brained logic they honestly believe they're better than me when they've built precisely zero skyscrapers, invented precisely zero new forms of engines or energy or what-have-you, created precisely zero pieces of art or media, or engaged in any other other higher human endeavor that objectively makes the world a better place for us all.

It's always the socially-rejected outliers like myself who do these things, not them, not any of those leeches. Not only are we the only ones who keep the gears of society running but we're the ones who built these gears in the first place – up to and including society itself!

If it weren't for us, the human race would all still be living in caves and grunting at each other.

It's long past due for you normalcattle to show some fucking respect to the only people on earth who qualify as human beings, you ungrateful parasites.
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 No.221006

>>220993
That's basically what all geek and íncel spaces have insinuated for decades. If you look good facially, are tall, go to the gym, you're a scumbag who toys around witjh succubi and causes heartbreak for purely selfish reasons.

When in fact those "chads" can have just as much depression, suicidality or problems as the 42 year old WoW-addict virgin.
Being a sexhaver doesn't excuse you of the problems and terrors of life.

I'm a very ugly short virgin and I don't envy chads. I know life hands everyone shit even if they do good on one front (in their case succubi and casual sex).

 No.221030

>>221004
More like dense kids who didn't nor will ever get the joke
>>221006
Yeah, I'm an attractive somewhat short gymgoer and I'm a turbovirgin. People don't understand life doesn't simply happen to people like me

 No.221056

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>the point of a person is to create a person whose point is to create a person whose point is to create a person whose point is to create a person whose point is to create a person whose point is to create a person whose point is to create a person whose point is to create a person…

 No.221058

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 No.221725

>>220593
Yet you didn't just shove on them how pathetic it is to worship pussy at the levels they do.

what is the point of a man? A man needs no point, even less for such a retard question.



 No.221361[Reply]

>be me, typical weirdo loner type
>"gifted" in elementary school, bullied, no friends, etc.
>chased succubi and got rejected constantly
>dad was hard on me and I felt like he never understood me so I ended up spending most of my time alone on the internet which just made me weirder
>loved reading as a kid, could read all day
>around 4th grade or so, something happens to my brain
>look at the words on the page and understand all of them, yet can't form images in my imagination anymore
>lose interest in reading and spend all my time gaming and exploring 2000's era internet
>fail classes in middle and high school, somehow manage to get through with a 3.0 GPA and bare minimum effort
>at this point I still have no friends or social life
>don't care, i'd rather just browse imageboards all day
>post high-school, fall into a deep anhedonic depression unlike anything I had experienced before
>can't even enjoy games anymore, anime is boring and gay, etc.
>go to bed early most nights or sit and stare at the wall
>tried meditation, learn2code, self-improvement, etc.
>still feel empty inside
>at this point, I was working in an office which I hated so I quit to work at a warehouse
>meanwhile my younger brother is about to finish high school with enough credits to enter college as a junior, has a >4.0 GPA, runs varsity cross country as a team captain, etc.
>prefer wageslaving to NEETing because at least it's a distraction, still living in parents' basement
>at this point I had been taking kratom 1-2x a week since I was a junior in high school
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 No.221608

Guess he didn't found out his own inconsistency, dude couldn't kept it the plot straight

 No.221690

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Drug is calling to me again.
The mundane life is so boring, living a goodie worker bee with normal hobbies seems like such bullshit.
There must be more to life than this.

 No.221691

I feel druggies should be banned, they're almost certain to be degenerates

Come on now, this isn't skid row

 No.221693

>>221690
Go for it, overdose on it and go to the other side and see another life.

Junkies are pure retarded, they are almost like animals seeking any high at any cost.

 No.221718

>>221361
Reducing the dose very very slowly is the only loner method I know for these issues. Measuring grams, week by week, very slowly.



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 No.218305[Reply]

Argentina is going through hard times, with 100% inflation in 6 months, increases in all kinds of taxes, 45% poverty, and increasing crime. Argentina is a strong country, and any of these things would destroy another country, but we have already gone through many similar crises, but in each crisis the country becomes smaller and has less sovereignty.

Argentina is suffering, and needs the support of all anons.
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 No.221461

>>218305
Y-You see anon… All these problems began the day Milei came into the office!! The blood!! The poverty!! Nothing to do with the years of socialist shithole country we've been!! I can no longer get money from the gov!!! Reeeeee!!

 No.221472

>>219992

Things went to Hell in under 10 years. I went to bars in 2012. Most succubi wore sexy clothing and they were drinking. Now they dress like rappers with oversized jeans, zero cleavage and they drink like 3-4 drinks during The night. Combine this with Tinder and its utterly fucked For zoomers. I think The Price is going to Be one lost generation, things May start to heal in 20 years but then it Will Be over For us.

 No.221485

>>221472
It wont be 20 years, it will be until the internet is somehow destroyed or an EMP pulse from the sun destroys all data centers and makes gamma radiation too strong for new ones.

Why? Because with the internet, succubi are no longer exposed to the 300 guys her age living in her town.

She is exposed to tens of thousands of male models all across social media who look like gods compared to the local guys in her Tinder.
Their demands start growing exponentially. They widen the search and wont be happy until their FWB or relationship guy is a very hot one.

It's over for bars, clubs and average guys. That ship finally sailed when internet dating became mainstream.

 No.221575

>>221574
hes white ancestry

 No.221677

>>218305
high inflation must be absolute hell for neets



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 No.220539[Reply]

>be wizard
>wake up on a random day in your comfy pjs after a long sleep
>no faggot normies blasting your phone with text messages or missed calls because you have no friends
>comfily make some breakfast, some coffee, sit on PC and watch some comfy content like stock market videos
>play some comfy vidya for an hour or so
>go to the gym get a nice workout in
>go home and cook some comfy meals
>clean your room make it all comfy
>play some retro games on my Famicom and chill for the next 5 hours or so
>night time read some comfy books or manga or something until bedtime
>no spending gay time with gay normies
>no going out spendng money needlessly
>no normie politics
>no gf drama
I thought we were wizards because we liked this kind of life. Why do you fakewizards want to be normalfags so bad?
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 No.221505

>i thought we were wizards because we enjoyed this lifestyle
There is no set lifestyle for a wizard.

The only thing that unites us is that we don't have sex.
For some this is a choice. For some it isn't.
Some are happy with their life, others think of killing themselves daily.
Some NEET and love NEETing
Some hate being poor or being at the mercy of others
Some have great relationships with their family and will live with them for as long as possible.
For others nothing is more precious to them then the solitude of living alone.

Some care deeply about the world around them for one reason or another
Others seek total disconnection and escapism from the real world.

There is no one single wizard lifestyle.
Each wizard is unique, special, magical even. This place is a gathering of individuals with only one thing directly relevant in common.
How a wizard lives their life beyond that is their business.

 No.221510

I don't like being a broken NEET, the freedom is definitely cool, but the lack of money is problematic.

 No.221511

>>221510
do you recieve neetbux?

 No.221516

>>221511
No, unfortunately, even if I could get the bux it's minimum wage.

 No.221519

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>>221505
Wise words.



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 No.221415[Reply]

I've been doing a lot of thinking recently. I suppose this lifestyle lends itself to introspection; anybody posting on imageboards at all likely lives a life replete with free time. Recently, I've been spending a lot of time just sitting in thought or trying to journal/write posts to organize my thoughts. I recently stopped taking kratom after months of high doses daily, and I feel like that shit just slowed down my mind and shut off my internal monologue. Now that I'm clean, my thoughts move so fast it gets overwhelming. I've always been an overthinker, though.

One thing I think a lot about is my early childhood. Occasionally, as I'm absorbed in a task, memories will drift into my mind. Early, early memories that I had thought were forgotten. I feel pangs of nostalgia and indulge in trying to recreate those moments; I have a very indulgent mind, constantly daydreaming and thinking onanistically like a bunch of hipster faggots discussing philosophy over $5 coffees. Sometimes, I wonder if nostalgia is the only thing I can feel anymore.

Since I was 17 or 18, I started to reminisce about the media of the 2000's that I had experienced growing up. I revisited many books I had read as a kid, often to disappointment. Those things that used to be magical seemed shitty and underwhelming, but I still can't let them go. After graduating high school I became intensely depressed. It wasn't that I was suicidal like I was in high school. I just felt dead inside. I was convinced I had anhedonia and spent hours trying to figure out how to fix it.

During that time, I became a warehouse wagie, and the physical labor actually sparked something inside me. While working, I would daydream about getting home and doing things other than just sitting and staring at the ceiling. I started busting my ass just to feel something again, even if it was just brutal exhaustion. I continued this way for two years, lying to my parents about taking online classes. When I eventually came clean, I was forced to enroll in community college. Now, I pretend to go to class and sit in the library browsing Wizchan every day.

Most parents would have made me pay rent or helped me find an apartment if I didn't want to attend college, which I would have had no issue with. Instead I am forced to do this shit. I tried to move out twice before, but my dad showed up at my work and started causing problems which made me feel guilty and come back home to make him happy.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.221426

>>221422
hope you realise that it is far from a guarantee that getting a degree will lead to a job

 No.221452

>>221426
yeah. Imagine actually remembering anything you learning for more than a few months until after it starts feeling like you didnt even do anything in the last three years and you are completely unemployable compared to the ridiculous people (literally everyone else in the classes I go to) that are genuine geniuses. Well I guess its not as bad as that but I still have a very bad feeling. I am very fearful when it comes to writing my bachelor thesis when I finally get around to finishing all my courses in a year or so. What should I even write it about? HOW THE FUCK am I supposed to replicate all those mathematical proofs I didnt understand in numerics for beginners about the heckin error of polynom interpolations and whatnot and the theorems I dont remember the name of. the first semester I was still 20yo and now Im 22 and I feel like I cant force myself anymore to do all nighters studying all this shit two or three days before the exams for the first time and then getting mediocre grades for all my efforts. the first semester I was still trying harder than I "needed" so I was getting good grades but afterwards it started getting worse and worse and now Im here, fucked up applying to the courses for this semester in time that I had to take and had to stick with less than I needed and taking even a few per semester is already so fucking hard.

 No.221453

>>221452
Would strongly advise against all nighters. I feel similarly to you (insecurity about being retarded compared to all the other people around me) but for me I just have to accept that I'm not a hard working person at all. If 30min or 1h is all I can muster for a course on any given day it has to be enough. Sacrificing your sleep will just start a negative downward spiral as your capacity to focus deteriorates and your negative emotions become stronger.

 No.221457

Wizards are the byproduct of bad parenting and the sooner society realizes this the sooner we can actually fix young men en masse.

 No.221514

It's crazy how relatable it is. Last time I've been happy or at least looking forward to something was like 13, 14? 15 at max? After that I just knew that objectively nothing good is on the horizon. I had little idea what to major at, still no clue. Did my best trying to pick somethihg and do anything, still failed. No I just engage in escapism I don't even enjoy waiting for a miracle or death. It's insane how over it all is.



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 No.221385[Reply]

I'm bored all fucking day. It constantly brings my mood down and fucks up my day. I have no games or anime I like (grew out of those things a year or two ago) and there are very few TV shows or films that I can be remotely invested in, I have the same issue with books.


I've tried my best to spend time productively but forcing myself to work pains me and I don't know how to make it stop. I've been learning German on the side for about 10 months but getting up every day and drilling another 10 words into my skull is a tedious and monotonous chore. And with that said, that's all I work on during the day (aside from housework which I enjoy as it kills the boredom).
So, anyone got any good NEET working habits?
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 No.221413

I hate consuming media, I just spend most my days sleeping, and the waking hours on Doomscrolling, going on rides with my bike keeps me sane.

 No.221428

>>221385
The worst thing is when the extreme boredom leads you to developing bad habits like over eating or gooning because there is nothing else to do.

 No.221429

>>221428
>developing bad habits like over eating or gooning because there is nothing else to do.
I already am

 No.221430

>>221411
I'm like this with programming. I'm furiously scribbling notes about it on a daily basis.

 No.221459

>>221388
Do you consider sleeping as a hobby?



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 No.218405[Reply]

So, is it possible to be a NEET well into the 40s and 50s? Well all know it's possible to be a NEET in your 20s when you folks are alive, but… they don't live forever, so how a NEET can sustain himself and still be a NEET after their folks are gone? I hate wagiedom, any lucky NEET could share some tips?
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 No.221358

>>220433
36 yo and I did buy them two years ago, hope it will be enough.

 No.221380

One way to remain neet all your life is to build passive income, with real estate you can expect a 4% return yearly. I have managed to invest around 100k(dead uncle's money) in a small apartment that gives me €300 monthly(€650 in total but there are taxes and maintenance). With this sum I can pay for all my food and bills. I plan to buy another apartment when my parents die, so I will have €600 net monthly which is enough to live a comfortable life.

 No.221381

>>221380
damn lucky you

 No.221393

>>221380
Seems Finnish. The only downside is you need to endure cold.

 No.221395

I will buy a trailer and an electric guitar. Will record some simple tunes to sell for even $1 that will pass as normieslop 2-3min songs. Will eat frozen food that is delivered from stores nearby. Bux to cover frozen food. Save up some money to gamble and for beer, hot food, vidya…



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