/wiz/ - Wizardry

I DID IT BROS.
I FINALLY BECAME A WIZARD.
It's my 30th birthday today. I am officially a certified 30 year old virgin man in the peak of his virility. The road hasn't been easy, the feelings have been hard, the road has been pointless and the entire story tragic. However I managed to reach this far! No lukewarm loser vibes. I belong to something now. I belong to you. The real power is being yourself. I deserve living and that's what I'm going to do from now on. Fight on wizards, let the light cast off the darkness to oblivion.

Are there any bisexual wizards? I don't see any reason for us to reject them. But if they have partaken with other men, they are no longer wizards I'd say.

It also begs the question, what about transgender or non binary wizards?

It's completely fucking evil. I hate living in a world where it even exists, much less one where it's celebrated. It's something 99% of men do, they don't even think twice about it. I feel completely alienated from humanity because of this. Every time I read or hear something about it I get this pit in my stomach and a sense of impending doom. It used to give me panic attacks, but now it only fills me with unbridled rage.

You really only notice this on the most popular boards (which should tell you all you need to know) but it's always SEX this, MY GF that. Their favorite insult is "virgin". It's 4chan, that's literally the whole fucking point. It's especially ironic when they complain about "normalfags" but then brag about engaging in the single most normalfag activity there is. Notice how if you browse more niche boards this topic never comes up, it's simply irrelevant. Even on /a/ there's the whole notion of "3DPD" and admitting attraction to, much less EXPERIENCE with 3D whores gets you branded a "tourist". I'm so fucking tired of reading a completely unrelated thread and it inevitably devolved into "durrr this guy doesn't get LAID XD". Jesus christ, why can't they just fuck off back to plebbit with this shit. NO I'VE NEVER SEEN OR TOUCHED MUH EPIC BEEF CURTAINERINOS AND I NEVER WILL. FUCK YOU NORMALFAGGOT RETARD!!!

The cruel irony about becoming a NEET / wizard over time is that you end up preserving your youthful features without reaping any of the benefits.

For most of us NEETdom is the ultimate way of life, but realistically it is not something that can be sustained into old age.
Many of the NEETs or ex-NEETs managed by being dependents, be it on the state or most likely their parents.
This as many of you likely know already, won't/didn't last forever.
Parents get old, some die, governments change, gibs can go away. The advent of AI, economic downturns, mass layoffs and migration pose a risk as well.

I personally have enjoyed close to a full decade as a NEET of my adult life before being forced into wageslavery.
This came with two realizations:
>I need more practical knowledge, marketable skills if I ever wish to regain even a fraction of my lost freedom.
>My brain doesn't work anymore, learning anything new feels impossible. Interacting with things that aren't already interesting to me is torture, retaining information is beyond me.

I post this thread in hopes that some of you might share some ways to improve my lot with a rotten brain.
I'm at the cusp of reaching full wizardhood, but I already feel closer to a 50 year old in terms of cognitive ability. The decade of rot didn't pass without leaving its mark.
I see many somewhat active threads on /hob/ and people often mention their degrees here and whatnot, and I'm sure it's not all apprentices posting.

I wonder, has anyone here successfully started on the path of learning in their late 20s early 30s or beyond? How did you or do you deal with the cognitive decline?
If so, please share your story and any advice you might have.
Stories of reaching an acceptable life for yourself after losing the ability to NEET are also appreciated.

I hope it is acceptable to post this on /wiz/ rather than /lounge/.

Did you know cold sores are herpes and can pass from lips to genitals irrespective of whether its HSV1 or HSV2?

The rates are so high that wizards are one of the few people in society that don't have herpes.

I try to avoid coaching, correcting, or getting upset when others let me down. Instead, I lead by example. So even if your family kissed you as a baby and gave it to you, that still means you're pure for not kissing others and passing it on.

It is a natural human behavior for people to seek an explanation for their negative feelings and, over time, people can develop a negative habit of mind to search for why they feel so bad. They scan their environment for other people’s transgressions and mistakes to account for their own annoyances or disappointments. Whether it's herpes, another STI or heartbreak, we can feel good we haven't caused that damage to others

Any wiz here that are self discipline monster? Like has really good self discipline or being a wiz inevitable is tied to be lazy?

I find being single forever satisfying once I game the same things that make a relationship satisfying, according to what psychological science researchers have found are the best precursors to relationship satisfaction.

So, appreciate the positives of being single commit to being single, and the lack of frequent fights, and remember that other people are happier than they would be if they were with you.