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 No.219200[Reply]

>"No one owes you their kindness"
>"No one has to have a reason not to like you"
>"You're not entitled to friends"
>"Thinking people have to like you is narcissistic"

All said by people who haven't experienced a lifetime of rejection, social ostracization and involuntary isolation. All said by people who haven't tried every way possible to be likable, but their autism still showed through.

I hate when normies say shit like this, and their stupid "boundaries" of not "owing people shit" which translated is usually; I'm going to act terrible to anyone I see as less than myself in a way that makes me look righteous.
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 No.220536

>>219495
>Here's a tip - they don't really care about you threatening their reptutation or even their life,

>I saw them panic far more when they merely thought I was going to cut their brake lines than when I made it clear I would come at them in a suicide attack when I found them down.


Reminds me of this show shoveling fatal incident where a guy kills his two bully neighbors with a gun and they show absolutely no sign of fear from the beginning till the bitter end, even while lying down their bodies perforated by heavy ammo they still insult the guy like before which made them look almost demon possessed. That's also my experience with people in general so we most likely have not much to gain by engaging in human vainglory of the sort. But it's a double edged sword and people might crush you for not being aggressive enough.

 No.220537

>people beside your breeders own you anything

Grow up, kiddo.

 No.220538

>>220537
It's not a matter of owing anyone anything, retard. It's about them using therapy speak in this Kafkaesque way to put lower-status people down.

 No.220572

>>219209
Just World Fallacy.

 No.220573

>>220537
>expecting basic decency from other people as part of the social contract we all sign upon birth = immaturity
Please die, normalfaggot.



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 No.220542[Reply]

>But between 12-14 percent of adults aged 20-24 have never had sex. This number drops to around five percent for adults aged 25-29, and by age 44, only around 0.3 percent of adults report never having had the type of sex that could end in somebody getting pregnant.
Is the number seriously that low? I would've expected it to be way higher by age 44, at least 5-10%. You're telling me 99.7% of the entire population has had sex at some point by the time they reach middle age? Only a fraction of a percent of people have gone their entire LIVES without ever having sex?

 No.220544

You are not accounting for excess mortality in the male demographic between 25 to 45.

At the age of 25 in the United States, there are 105 males for every 100 females.
By the age of 35 the ratio is 1:1.
5% of a population is a LOT.
If that 5% consisted of Chads and normies then that would mean that none of the things succubi look for in males are markers of health, and that succubi are in fact looking for markers of poor health. Any kind of health, both physical and mental, given the influence of suicidality on excess morality figures.
Virginity does not grant immortality nor longevity.

 No.220545

I think the statistic could be correct. Seems easy to imagine that almost all virgins will by then kill themselves, die from illness or have sex at least once.

 No.220550

>only around 0.3 percent of adults report never having had the type of sex that could end in somebody getting pregnant
>sex that could end in somebody getting pregnant
so they're assuming that 0.3 is gay people? It's over



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 No.220539[Reply]

>be wizard
>wake up on a random day in your comfy pjs after a long sleep
>no faggot normies blasting your phone with text messages or missed calls because you have no friends
>comfily make some breakfast, some coffee, sit on PC and watch some comfy content like stock market videos
>play some comfy vidya for an hour or so
>go to the gym get a nice workout in
>go home and cook some comfy meals
>clean your room make it all comfy
>play some retro games on my Famicom and chill for the next 5 hours or so
>night time read some comfy books or manga or something until bedtime
>no spending gay time with gay normies
>no going out spendng money needlessly
>no normie politics
>no gf drama
I thought we were wizards because we liked this kind of life. Why do you fakewizards want to be normalfags so bad?

 No.220540

You mean. Wageslaving. Home. Make food. Sleep. Waglesaving. Home. Go shopping. Make Food. Sleep. Wageslaving. Home. Make Food. Sleep. Wageslaving.WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.220541

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i would absolutely love this kind of life, but living the wageslave life drains all the energy out of me and leaves little free time
>wake up tired
>speedrun getting ready to leave
>gotta bear the stares of faggot normies on the bus
>gotta avoid staring back because "staring is rude" only works one way
>navigate the minefield of social norms at work
>work
>work
>work
>work
>work
>work
>work
>work
>the bus on the trip back home is somehow even more crowded than it was in the morning
>pray not to meet anyone i know
>cook up some bland meat and vegetals because i just want it fast and healthy
>finally rest my shamefully weak flesh husk on the farted up throne of my pastime neet cave full of trash because i cant be bothered to clean it up
>too tired to perform well in multiplayer vidya
>too numb to immerse in singleplayer vidya
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 No.220531[Reply]

I want to kill myself efficiently without much pain, what's a good way to do this?

 No.220532

hanging, if done properly

 No.220533

Dial 988 or check out this site for help with your issue.
https://chat.988lifeline.org/

 No.220534

ah the aul cheap fast painless quick method that also won't make mother cry or whoever discovers le body.

sorry, can't be done, champ. now go back to 4cuck you fucking tourist.

 No.220535

Moved to >>>/dep/296558.



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 No.219633[Reply]

My mother got sick. Now I can't find a place for myself, I was NEET for several years, worked a couple of times in my life in a big city. But I live in a small one, where there is no work, and now I don't know what to do, they don't really hire me. And the work that is available won't suit me because of my poor health. I hate myself for not having achieved anything by the age of 26, and now I can lose a loved one who made sense in my meaningless life. I hate society, I hate people. But most of all I hate that I suffer because of all this, that now I need money, and I don't even know how to earn it. That I am such a worthless person with poor health and I am afraid of everything in life. You know, the worst thing is not to have no money, but to have no health to earn it. God, life is torture for autistics and losers, why didn't they strangle me with a half-penny as a child?
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 No.220437

>>220432
>most of humanity
most isn't all
>he's not wrong
he is
>everyone suffers to varying degrees
ok, but I'd rather suffer because my yacht needs maintenance work

 No.220443

>>220437
It's nearly "all", your example is an exception but even then physical and mental suffering still exist.

 No.220444

>>220443
Nope, it's not nearly all. And labeling all unpleasant events with the same word does not make them all equally bad nor does it constitute a valuable insight.

 No.220503

>>220418
>They have every feature of life unlocked as an unlimited sandbox game while you rot away no matter how hard you try to work
This. So fucking much. People really have no clue what having caring AND rich parents can do for someone's life trajectory. I had neither like most people on here. My parents wouldn't even let me play sports as a kid so that entire life path ended up locked off from the start.

>>220444
dont even fucking start with that "hurrr at least youre not starving in africa" glib bullshit. Suffering from starvation, ailments or a lackluster numb existence are all various forms.

As for OP, start living at a local library, do odd jobs like housepainting/moving. buy a van to live in. Shit is fucked in most cities now. Once my job goes fully automated in a few years, I'll be up shit's creek too.

 No.220513

I have good health and I am financially okay, but my mom died and my dad left the house. Now I am worried I actually have to maintain and understand how to fix this house before I end up like Chris Chan.



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 No.218405[Reply]

So, is it possible to be a NEET well into the 40s and 50s? Well all know it's possible to be a NEET in your 20s when you folks are alive, but… they don't live forever, so how a NEET can sustain himself and still be a NEET after their folks are gone? I hate wagiedom, any lucky NEET could share some tips?
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 No.220462

>>220427
>The suicide rate among those with ASD was 9 times higher than the general population. There have only recently been studies showing the increased risk of suicide in those with autism spectrum disorder


I'm surprised suicide is only 900% more prevalent in autists. Life is literally hell as an autistic adult who is shunned by employers, succubi, other men and even public workers.

 No.220490

>>220434
they are the same

 No.220497

>>220434

Im old, and my Dad was a NEET mental case back in 1970s and 1980s. Literally everyone shamed him, mocked , and laughed in his face. It was so easy to find work and live a decent life back then, if you were a mental case like my dad was, your family knew, neighbors knew, etc…. you were the weirdo loser goof on the block, and people all would talk and say you belon in a mental hospital.

Now, at least there is some anonymity and community because of web.

 No.220498

>>219756

my rule of thumb was always, If i dont Need it, as in Need it, i aint takin it.

As to what happens when you re older. Try havin a serious conversation about old age w/ Neets and autists for 5 minutes. You ll realize its a waste of time a minute in. i tell em, endin up homeless is no joke. Response is usually, i ll just sui., latest flavor is bein homeless could be fun,

housin for Normies / wagies is becomin an impossible situation. You think people will care about you when they find out, and believe me they ll ask, you never worked a day in your life, you been hiding in a basement since 8th grade, you dropped out of college and hid in an attic for 30 years….

they ll find it funny, and consider it the universe givin you what you deserve.

help, real help , is for down on their luck normies,

 No.220512

>any lucky NEET could share some tips?
sure give me your country and province/state, and municipality, and street address, and I can tell you specifically what government programs you can contact and show you how to do the paper work to apply for them and where to submit it.
>40s and 50s
When your parents can no longer take care of themselves, are you neet anymore?



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 No.219908[Reply]

When the average normie is afraid and shy, and they don't have the balls to talk to a succubus, or even for more important things like getting a job, or opportunities in life other than a simple vagina, they don't do it, Nor will they either, since they are locked in their screens, which covers them from their ridiculous fear. I am not a normie, I lack a complement of normality, too much time locked up posting on image boards rotted my head, my social skills are broken, but you know one thing I don't care, the world eats introverts, shy people, socially stupid people, and I'm tired of being one of them.

Even with everything against me, I will show that I can do it, I don't care if I'm afraid, if I'm not ready, and with multiple insecurities involved, I will prevail in the face of adversity, and I will show myself that I can.
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 No.220435

>>219913
Normie is a mainstream word used in all sort of different places. Its meaning depends entirely on context of the community using it.

A crab has always been a sex-desiring misogynist without a succubus at that moment (celibacy is not well defined, it is not clear how long you need to not have sex for to be celibate). Its definition never changed.

 No.220438

>>220426
no it's not, it's superior to extraversion

 No.220439

>>220435
Muh misogyny.
Grow some balls.

 No.220440

>>220435
Wrong, there are actual ideological crabs, and then the smear/slur crab used against men for basically any reason. It's often conflated with "loser" or "virgin" regardless of actual ideology. It's also used to discredit any contentious, less than glamorous opinion one might have about succubi (similar opinions about men are fine though) as milquetoast as it might be. Basically: "You don't know your place, shut up crab (nigger)." That's three different meanings depending on context. I've even seen gamers call each other crab for disagreeing over game mechanics.

Also they aren't misogynists. If they were, they would not literally kill themselves over not being with a succubus. If they wanted to "use them for their body" as you might suggest, they would simply use prostitutes - but they don't, because they want intimacy, not sex. They are, actually, succubus worshipers turned bitter and resentful. The concept of misogyny is as vague and nebulous as the word crab itself.

You also can't just say these words only have one true, *real* definition, and that's the only one that counts, because that would just be playing dumb. If you call someone a pig, you aren't literally calling them a pig. Most words have multiple meanings and use cases.

 No.220446

>>220440
>Also they aren't misogynists. If they were, they would not literally kill themselves over not being with a succubus. If they wanted to "use them for their body" as you might suggest, they would simply use prostitutes - but they don't, because they want intimacy, not sex. They are, actually, succubus worshipers turned bitter and resentful. The concept of misogyny is as vague and nebulous as the word crab itself.
That's correct.



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 No.219397[Reply]

Hello, fellow wizzies, I'm making this thread with the idea of gathering knowledge about how to maximize well being as a wizard, we all know how hard life can be, specially as a wiz, so we our combine lived experience I thought we could make a "rule for life" on how to better maximize our well being. So, what should every wizard should know?
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 No.220409

>>219433
Can't you use your own brain to think? You zoomers are so braindead and creative bankrupt that you need to upload any mental effort to a soulless hive mind. A wizard must think, always think by himself, exercise his mind because it is the most valuable asset a wizard can have to survive in this wicked world.

 No.220414

>>220409
It's better to look into what others have discovered first to avoid wasting time reinventing the wheel. It's very ironic that you invoke the tired "kids these days" meme ("you zoomers") but it's to be expected of a weak minded individual.

 No.220416

>>220414
it's because you zoomers never invent or come up with anything new
you rely so heavily on already existing solutions, that you lack the ability to observe and make your own conclusions
chat bots only regurgitate and coagulate words to form passable sentences, but there is no meaning behind them
those 10 points are truisms applicable to almost anyone

for example
>>219800
this is infinitely better advice than the "be good and don't be bad" AI slop

 No.220417

>>220414
>look into what others have discovered first
You had asked a thing incapable of thought or reason or any kind of feeling, made out of data collected from normies with all of their hypocrisies and fallacies for an advice on how to live as a wizard, you completely missed the point of my post and it was not intended to be an insult but as a critique and if it read like an insult then my bad

 No.220425

>>220417
I'm not that anon.
>>220416
>kids these days
You're ironically being more cliched and off-topic than GPT.



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 No.220331[Reply]

I have a small dick, small hands, shitty hairline, big nose, small and horribly misaligned teeth, ugly facial hair when I bother growing it out, and a faggoty sounding cuck voice. Just your typical genetically inferior dysgenic abomination muttmerican who gets indirectly cucked by Chad and Tyrone on a daily basis when they pump and dump all my crushes.

However, there has never been a greater blow to my confidence than being told on countless occasions, by multiple people, that I look like Mister Bean. Typically delivered in one of the following normalfaggoty manners:

"Ayo anyone ever told you you look like Mista Bean?"
(succubus) "Oh my god you know who you look like? You look just like that one guy on TV, what's his name? Ummmmmm, oh! Mr Beam! You look JUST like him."
"Hey man you ever seen Mr Bean's Holiday? No? You be lookin like him doe straight up"

At some point I tried playing it off. "Oh you mean Rowan Atkinson? Yeah I like his standup." (I really don't but I'm trying to get off the subject.)
"I dont know who dat iz cuz, all I know iz theres a dude on TV Mr Bean and you look like him"
Didn't work. The normalfags are completely fixated on my appearance and resemblance to a bumbling retard on TV.

I'm in my 30s now but this has been going on since high school ever since the niggers started calling me Bean, i.e. "What up Bean?"

One day at work some nigger started commenting on my appearance and said I look like someone… I was ready to be humiliated in front of everyone and called Bean once again. Imagine my relief when he revealed that he was thinking of "the guy from Step Brothers" (aka the ugly one.) It wasn't flattering in the least, but anything beats being called Bean.

If you're ever feeling down on yourself, just be glad and count your blessings that you don't resemble "Mr Bean from Mr Beans Holiday" or any other famously ugly person for that matter.
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 No.220348

>>220346
>able to empathize
as if they have enough brain capacity to understand, normies see everyone as below themselves and and will lash at you in anger if you will say they look like Dr.Evil

 No.220352

He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth for his contribution to comedy and television. He holds a very high distinction (CBE, or Commander of the British Empire).
Yes he looks goofy but it's not the worst insult on the planet.

 No.220358

>>220331
>"Ayo anyone ever told you you look like Mista Bean?"
>(succubus) "Oh my god you know who you look like? You look just like that one guy on TV, what's his name? Ummmmmm, oh! Mr Beam! You look JUST like him."
>"Hey man you ever seen Mr Bean's Holiday? No? You be lookin like him doe straight up"
literally respond
"Haha yeah I get told that a lot"
omit the laugh if you want
and remember to smile

 No.220359

>>220358
This. Don't dwell on it, it's no use. They are vampires and will get only joy from you giving a fuck

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 No.220420[Reply]

Why do the feds waste their time profiling me over a stupid email I sent to Putin's office? I'm just a random Australian citizen with broken teeth stuck at home who got lost in the system.. in an average ass taxpayer. Three times I've been in a psych ward and there's always a guy or a succubus that quotes something from my search history to me… Do they think this is a good strategy to find nuclear launch codes? Why the fuck would I have nuclear launch codes?? Ridiculous. Wasting your time but enjoy the entertainment I suppose. Billions of dollars and wizard grade technology and they waste their time on me as if I was god or something.. lmao. Jesus didn't even exist the calendar is fake and gay. Morons. Positivity only gang gang. Have my exif I don't give a fuck I'm angry because you're wasting tax dollars on me instead of giving me my goddamn jaw surgery and dental implants. Think I'd waste my time playing around with acoustics and 432 resonance otherwise? Jeez.. and yesz they will see this. Feel free to comment some shit for them to see.


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