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 No.226924[Reply]

Today is my 30th birthday. I've been on this site since 2013/2014 until I left in 2023. I feel this chapter has been closed.
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 No.226939

>>226934
Oh well. Honestly, this is a formality. I've seen a bunch of these threads throughout the years, and I felt compelled to create one. It's good to carry on the tradition.

 No.226940

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>>226934
I stopped an power-tripping highlander from pressuring me by telling him I am 3rd gen fatherless


facts like that or wizardy are better off in a fight to scare off power-tripping yobs with that "fuck this whole street cred, i am loco"

 No.226942

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 No.226954

>>226946
>>226946
I prevented a hazardous street-fight-starting argue from a dangerous-looking fella by telling him I am not just fatherless, it runs for generations + wizard status = he kinda enjoyed my 10-minute talk how people in big cities historically almost never seem to procreate enough to replentish the population thus making the city rely on new people moving in.



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 No.226907[Reply]

I have a hunch there are companies that specialize on finding shy shut-in, *chan.org tier IT dudes that are good enough to do the computer stuff - and demand employeRs to do this or that set of rules.


See, employeRs also suffer from problems when they cannot actually fill a position, so they pay $$$ to a hiring company. A company that finds guys of this or that profile for them.

Corpo problems tend to go from bad to even worse when a bucko of a top manager demands to bring him some tidy, tie-wearing manager and never gets any. So an average top manager *has* to be told by such a hiring agency to "settle" for a neckbeard who does neckbeard tier life yet turns out to be tested with "puter stuff" proficiency.


If you can't get an interview for a cool position - maybe that's because you don't apply for a job in IT yourself in y2k+{25, …, 112}?
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 No.226915

Your hunch seems shadier than the random texts I get about jobs on my phone.

 No.226917

>>226914
Since it's a HUNCH, I have to elaborate on the pieces of data I have

1. "Headhunting" agencies that hunt for proper workforce are a thing in the corporate world.
2. Recruting agencies also.
3. Agencies get $$$, big bucks, for finding a "right person" to fill an actual opening.
4. Corporate latter dream job has a problem sometimes: should a top notch clerk get promoted, the department loses the top notch clerk (minus productivity) and they need time to adjust for the new role.
5. The world of job applications has at least 2 foxy moves that ruin hones job search:

Uno. HRs are told to look for real cool people, but they don't really hire. The corpo suits want to pretend they're hiring new workforce *to trick investors into investing for implied growth*

Dos. A straight up robbery by the middle management. There is a project. They require X people. They hire X - 1, "iks minus one" heads, tell every applicant for the seat number X "you're not good enough, you lack some soft skillz that are detrimential"… or some other excuse… and then, the middle managers tell both the higher-ups aA D the guys at the project things are looking grim: there are little to no good people available so you should settle for an unpaid intern to do routine stuff. Then, the middle management demands extra $$$ for "managing" the problem and saving $$$ in salaries not paid in process.

 No.226921

>>226915
Exactly. I was talking about tech-related hiring on the wrong board.

 No.226944

>>226917
Headhunters don't give a shit about an unemployed job seeker. They contact people who already have high status jobs to work in even higher status jobs for better pay.

 No.226947

>>226944
Beingg a NEET is the most "high status" job there is.



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 No.226692[Reply]

I think I've just realized a good reason to live.

I have /wiz/ardchan tier sex drive - as in very low

During my teens/20s I had stress so high I had no morningstaff (/dep/ tier past) - but I missed the part where I was supposed to end up a "crab".

All my /hob/ are computer-related, I don't really need too many "real stuff". In fact, I like "industrial" design or straight-up "rustical" crude design.

I dabble a little in /jp/ culture - as in 1950s-1980s, not just modern anime/games/both combined (Touhou Project) and pre-1885 times of samurai

and I have my own taste in /music/ - I have utilitarian preferences, such as commercial background music.


I think my consciousness would be quite useful as a template to copy and to install into various robot-like machines… y'know, it happens sometimes - it's VERBOTEN, ZAPRESHCHENO, PROHIBITED to make X, but there's an opportunity to get Y and upgrade it to something that's close to X. So hey, have fun cloning [and patching up?] my mind with additional knowledge, should manufacturing a strong AI from scratch und up prohibited.

Since I do not identify with seggs/gossip/"SUCCial lifey" and such, I have less problems than regular urban person all while I do not have the addendum of the beautiful divine nature of a proper hermit/monk/a high-composure person who keeps masking own feelings, not genuinely lacks them.
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 No.226704

In layman terms, my brain could be useful to copy for some "robot, but not officially a robot" stuff.

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 No.226885

Can you goon while easily dealing with the urges after? Can you practice retention?

 No.226919


Actually, you know what? I lied. I actually LOVE posting various pieces of advice.

>>226885
>Can you goon while easily dealing with the urges after?

I am not a big fan of gooning whatsoever.

>Can you practice retention?

I lent, so the retention thing comes naturally.

 No.226941

>>226885
m8… I am that dumb I am bored of work.



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 No.226293[Reply]

I have hated humans and human interaction. i have found humans repulsive and they can be very very hurtful and mean. what are about the best way to cut everyone out of my life and live somewhere remote surrounded by nature while having enough money to pay the government not raiding and murdering you.. can it even be done???? if so how do i do it and in what order…???
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 No.226297

Even remote jobs like park ranger require talking to people (and the most annoying rule breaking ones at that).

I just punch in, do my 8 hours, brush off the occasional dingus that tries to "break me out of my shell" - drag me out to bars or game night… pushy people drive me nuts. Then I go home to my quiet ass house and avoid the neighbors - life's pretty ok that way.

 No.226299

Make your own food, ideally get into crypto, buy solar panels and Musks internets from space.
You don't need much money, just food, energy, internets, and warm shelter.

 No.226301

>>226299
is musk's internet any good?

 No.226303

>>226301
I don't like the guy as a person, but Starlink beats any other form of internet connection when you're far from cities and only have 2g/3g towers that may or may not work intermittently.

With Starlink you get 100-200mb/s in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with zero cell towers anywhere, so it's really a miracle in a way.
But it doesn't come super cheap, it's 50 bucks a month, and the modem is 175 bucks but that lasts for decades.

 No.226901

>I have hated humans and human interaction. i have found humans repulsive and they can be very very hurtful and mean.


In lieu of this, I bump this thread with my realization.

Apparently, when they hurt wizard's feelings by pusing "something something *must be LATENT*" meme, it was a subtle reference to the Two Wolves adage.

The adage, basically, says:

There are two "wolves" in you
THe white one is for [everything good]
The blak one is for [everything bad]
- And which one is winning?
- [That's the best part] The one you feed,, this one!

In this sense, CERTAIN THINGS are - according to this meme from 1990s/2000s boundary of millenia - better to "not be fed" (which implies ignoring them)


Nowadays, however, this meme is not relevant, so whatever.



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 No.226731[Reply]

What have you learned from your life as a wizard?
For my part, I've learned that life is unfair.
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 No.226876

>>226837
There's nothing to engage with. It's all pure nonsense from the first to the last character. Does this ridiculousness comfort you? If I can tell you one thing, it's that with my looks improving, my life overall became noticeably better.

 No.226877

>>226875
Yeah that's the one (I didn't mean to say plural succubi).
I think it applies broadly, not just to retard cripples. If you're a disgusting loser and someone goes beyond just tolerating you, that means they're likely defective themselves, so you need to be careful.

 No.226878

>>226733
This is an incredibly norman way of seeing things. If you've been in higher education you'll met tons of people who are like this, especially in certain fields.
I can't really relate, just like how I can't relate to being an alien from another world. But from my one-sided vantage point I'd rather be a Meursault than a Patrick Bateman.

 No.226883

Never keep resisting what threatens you, it will cause fatigue. Such things must be dealt with extreme reactions and put down to rest with audacity from the very first moment.

Fasting itself is better than any purging diet, for autophagy is what renews tissue.

Real soothing breathwork has no pauses nor retentions, it is more like ujjayi pranayama from Yoga, it can be felt the way it profits the body when practiced long term.

Neet as hard as you can, boomers are cattle and will sacrifice you away

 No.226888

>>226816
May you get drowned to death in schizo stuff.



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 No.226222[Reply]

So, I'm a 31 years old NEET loser, never had a succubus in my life, last job I got was 5 years ago, it feels a complete utterly loser, people at my age have a nice salary, a succubus, house and whatever, in some sense my life if ok, but sometimes the feeling of being a loser is very strong, the sense I'm in the wrong, it makes me feel pretty bad. How can I achieve peace with my lot on life? I just want a sense of peace and instead of sadness and regret, does this feeling goes way?
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 No.226302

>>226298
So, it's just give up and LARD?

 No.226304

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>>226302
Yeah, sometimes I wish I would die and isekied into magical world, where I can start from scratch, with no regrets, clean and fresh start, sucks that we only live once, and I blew my chances away

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>>226298
Yes, I agree with you. I've simply given up. Honestly, I have an elderly mother who feeds me and works for a living wage in my third-world country. When she dies, I'll be homeless or sent to an insane asylum (but I'll hang myself). I've already resigned myself to this. I spent a long time looking for work, trying to "get a couple of things done a day" or just somehow cope with life. But I realized that fighting is pointless; you can't defeat a system that's rigged against you (you can suffer from hunger and the like, it doesn't care, just like the normies do). I live in a small town and have a bad work history (I worked at the lowest levels when I was younger), but now, due to my health, I can't even do that (I haven't worked for over 3 years, and in fact, I've only worked for 2 years my entire adult life, since I'm 28). Plus, I live in an Eastern European country where you only need $500 a month to survive. My only chance is a $250 job at best. So why change anything? It's time to just accept that we're all going to die.

But I heard a good joke about a guy who's going to be beheaded tomorrow, and he decides to play sports in his cell. When asked "why?" he replies that he just likes sports. I realized the same thing about myself. I'll just spend the time I have free time enjoying myself. I don't have money for hobbies, so I'll just do what I have time for. And I advise everyone to do what they enjoy, because we're all going to die anyway. We're all going to die. We just have to accept that we're losers.

 No.226307

>>226222
>last job I got was 5 years ago
I have a job now and the looming threat of losing it by being sperg + everyone secretly hating me for being a sperg makes me want to kill myself. I'm destroying my body and swallowing my pride as a human being for a few measly slave bucks a week. I'll never get to make something of myself because the depression swallows me up and I have to save all of my energy for work.
My future is a black hole

 No.226887

Read about those mgtow who were once married.

They wish they had taken your path



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 No.223091[Reply]

Hi I'm a wizard with agoraphobia, semi neet, I just study English.
Psychology don't help me, parents are sick of me, I'm not depressed because I learned to deal with this thanks to Christianity.
I have an strong regression and I am very exhaust.
I thinking in use mental health drugs, but the problem is I'm very addictive person, I don't want any addiction in my life. I hate psychology, i don't have any another psychological problem, just agoraphobia.
I can accept all bad things and manage it, but agoraphobia is hard.
I really don't know what to do. I'm using porn for deal with this, i know is a sin but…
I'm not addicted to porn, I just want to beat agoraphobia.
Help Wizards, psychologist don't help me.
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 No.223563

>>223099
This. Fear can only be conquered head on, I'd suggest pushing yourself as hard as you can, and ideally also hating your own weakness. Shame has allowed me to push overcome phobias in the past.

 No.225206

>>223091
sleep healthy

I used to be massively depressed, but was too afraid to tell a doctor, because… well, the idea of conscription dodging is a massive meme here.


1) Unless you are a hardcore must-be-isolated schizo, they will diagnose you with anything but a proper "depression" diagnosis
2) Being diagnosed with depressed is on par with being diagnosed with full-on "must-be-isolated schizophrenia" - no guns, no cars, no "real job", no trust etc.

context: sleep deprivation may cause depression, which, in turn, freaks up sleep routine

 No.225207

>>225206
and, turns out, a mug of instant coffee had 4 "cups" or more!

and my sleep was ruined due to bad sleeping place (foldable sofa as a bed, not a real comfy bed with a proper XXX$ matress)(no blackout curtains despite the ridiculously bright sun at 5 AM and such)

 No.226754

>>223093
Anything but committing suicide

 No.226884

Read about Stan Grof. Take the practice if you can, make it yours.



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 No.224884[Reply]

Any other successful wizards?

Other than mental health, relationships and housing since there's a anglosphere wide housing crisis, I'm objectively a success.


I guess in terms of my money and job. And physical fitness to a degree but perhaps not physical health.

For someone autistic and mentally ill mt social skills and masking are good too.
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 No.226774

>>226764
Are you the richwiz from several years ago?
>>226765
>>226768
You remind me of the wizzies who scrambled to beg the wiz who was about to suicide for his crypto.

 No.226781

>>226774
>You remind me of the wizzies who scrambled to beg the wiz who was about to suicide for his crypto.



As if he had any use for it in hell.

 No.226869

I have a decent income and can afford hobbies to keep me distracted. I could afford to live alone, but it is cheaper to share costs with my parents.

I am healthy, fit, and aside from loneliness of wizardy I'm mentally doing fine.

I spend my time motorcycling, skating, cycling, playing boardgames, boating and diving in summer.

>>226766
That's me, no real goals ever, once I graduated from uni and got a job, I just exist wasting time until I die.

 No.226873

>Other than mental health, relationships and housing [..], I'm objectively a success.

That means you are failing in basically 60% to 70% of all regular human endeavors.

 No.226879

>>226768
To be fair even upper middle class people with a mid tier inheritance or two can buy a McLaren outright as long as it's not the P1 model.

They just tend to have more sense than that & put the money into home improvement or stocks.



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 No.226635[Reply]

> The Lamb and the 144,000 (Revelation 14:1-5)
> "Then I looked, and behold, on Mount Zion stood the Lamb, and with him 144,000 who had his name and his Father's name written on their foreheads. And I heard a voice from heaven like the roar of many waters and like the sound of loud thunder. The voice I heard was like the sound of harpists playing on their harps, and they were singing a new song before the throne and before the four living creatures and before the elders. No one could learn that song except the 144,000 who had been redeemed from the earth. It is these who have not defiled themselves with succubi, for they are virgins. It is these who follow the Lamb wherever he goes. These have been redeemed from mankind as firstfruits for God and the Lamb, and in their mouth no lie was found, for they are blameless.

https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/Revelation%2014%3A4

I can't believe this quote is never brought up on Wizchan. It says only male virgins will be saved. Like sometimes virgins means succubi. But to refute that ambiguity it specifically says those who have not DEFILED themselves with succubi. DEFILED because sex is a bad thing.

Like St Paul says some things about it better to be volcel, and an easier life. But this is even more explicit and direct.

To be honest Revelations had been a part of the Bible I had ignored as I associated it with lower class nutjobs and not with serious theologian intellectuals.
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 No.226677

>>226668
>?

Someone posted this cool book months ago.

https://meaningness.com/geeks-mops-sociopaths

>One reason—among several — is that as soon as subcultures start getting really interesting, they get invaded by muggles, who ruin them.

 No.226679

Honestly it's such a simple worldview and its simplicity is what makes people seethe forever. You want to be a virgin so you can go to heaven. There, that's it.

 No.226718

>>226643
I feel so bad for the real Jesus. I 100% believe that a character like Jesus has absolutely existed, but his existence was so utterly traumatizing to the jews and to Satan himself that they perverted every single thing he did and taught just to mock him. When Jesus did resurrect, he wasnt taken up to heaven, I believe he was murdered again and his bones were violently destroyed.

This kind of malice would explain why Jews hate christianity so violently compared to the average normie (Satan's offspring). They personally witnessed the real Jesus, not the fake jesus they created in the bible.

A true christian sees christianity for the spiteful, malicious bullshit that it is.

 No.226720

>>226644
The trinity is so utterly nonsensical. I physically cringe when I see Trinityfags going through all these mental gymnastics to justify it. They created their perfect little gay orgy of their favorite sky daddies, but if they met the real Jesus, they wouldnt hesitate to abuse him. What is the trinity supposed to prove anyway? The fuck is it supposed to do? Reassure you that Jesus is divine? That's for people who have problems believing his divinity, they cant fathom a virgin being divine as it contradicts every single thing they despise.

>>226718
This is me, sorry for the doublepost.

 No.226856

Breaking saturday sabbath is sin(Isaiah 66:23-24)
And eating pork crab oyster shrimp (isaiah 66:16-17)
And celebrating christmas easter halloween valentines(deuteronomy 12:30)
and praying to statues and wearing crosses(exodus 20:4)
and confessing the trinity(2 Thessalonians 2:3-4, Numbers 23:19)
and supporting the IDF(Zechariah 14, Isaiah 1-3, Matthew 5:28-30)
and supporting Donald Trump(Isaiah 31)
and complaining about works based salvation(Ephesians 2:10, Revelation 3:2)
And using guns for "self defense"(Matthew 5:38-40, Matthew 26:52)
and telling people that smoking or drinking or saying potty words is a sin(Mark 7:6-9, john 2:10)
and using the jesus name instead of Yeshua(John 5:42-43)
And not warning other people about these sins(Ezekiel 33)



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 No.226809[Reply]

Sometimes I wish I were a yukkuri creature.

No thoughts, head easy, "yu!" all day.
Yuuuuuu…
Just want to take it easy…

 No.226810

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 No.226811

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life's scary

just wanted to take it easy

uneasy humans say everyone has to form connections

but easy yukkuri can take it easy, right?

 No.226812

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eeeeeeh?!

 No.226813

Moved to >>>/jp/43896.



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