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Ive tried stealing some pokemon cards from a newsstand on the street, they called the police on me and for some reason they accused me of attempted robbery, I have to face the process but the fear of ending up in prison has taken away my sleep, have any of us ever had these problems? An apprentice in jail wouldnt last one day
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>stealing pokemon cards
>going to jail over a children's anime card game
What in the goddamn fuck were you thinking?


No, I've never had that problem.


Quite an old post, OP might be dead or in jail.


the most wizardly way to go to jail


Looks like you're going to lose your virginity after all


i can't believe that the map of Brazil is much better than disgusting succubis these days, we as a species have fallen low.


nuuuuuuh!!! he posted wojak meme which are REALLY bad!!! pls mod ban him it triggers my delicate wizzie eyes :(((((


I reported


Moved to >>>/b/815419.

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Tension without discharge is only purely unpleasurable when the prospect of satisfaction of the psychological aim is hopeless. To have to go on wanting what one cannot get is painful. Resort is then had to ad hoc tension-relieving devices, which, far from bringing pure pleasure in their train, are usually experienced as disappointingly unsatisfying, because mere decrease of excitation is not what is wanted and in itself gives nothing that can produce a sense of deep satisfaction. On the other hand, the mounting of the tension of desire is itself pleasurable when satisfaction is possible and expected… If tension qua tension were unpleasant in itself and the aim were simply its reduction, then any method of relieving excitation would be as good as any other, i.e. autoeroticism would be as satisfactory as object-love and much more easily come by. In reality the reverse is the case.

Guntrip, Harry Y.. Personality Structure and Human Interaction (Maresfield Library) (p. 134). Taylor and Francis.
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In the ending of "Even Hitler Had a girlfriend", the crab begins just conversing with prostitutes and tape records his conversations with them, the replays them for his pleasure.


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>wizardchan is not a psyop


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which makes you equal or lower than me, meaning you don't by your own logic have the moral highground to make such statements


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why would you pay more than $50 for
30-40min. of vag
you can buy 3 tabs of LSD for $45 and
have succubus sex instead
you can buy a small household pet or
stuffed animal to molest for something
like $50
you can buy an economy fleshlight to jerk
off for $50
why would I pay you any more than $100
when I know you're probably getting more
out of this than me, I should be having
succubi pay me


Simultaneously most normie and loser post I've seen in a long time. Congrats.

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There's more succubi here than on 4chan. wth.
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t. butthurt homosexual


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Chill wizards are in a minority. Lots of people raised on modern internet culture have spent all day angry and raging about other people online.


We are in the same boat either way. Might as well accept the fact that your father, brothers, or other male family members just assume what you get up to and are sickened by it as maggots sicken them.

But we still love you, wizzie.


imageboard faggots virgins or not have never been wizardly. They're big attentionwhores namefags or avatarfags, drama fags, and mentally ill people without fail.


It's all trannies.

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the ~involuntary~ virgin "I've absolutely 100% done everything possible to achieve sex at all costs! It's just impossible!"

the ~voluntary~ virgin "I absolutely 100% have 0% interest in pursuing sex - this is not at all shaped in the slightest by the comparative difficulty I would have in achieving this with a partner I would find satisfactory!"

These schisms of absolutes appear to be a false dichotomy introduced to promote extremism and division in virgin communities.

It seems like an anti-intelligent means of explaining and classifying celibate lifestyles, meant to promote hatred of ourselves and kill conversations.
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Some virgins want sex, others don’t. Simple as.


The outsider meme never made sense and literally destroyed this site


It's not a larp it's just presented extremely poorly and dishonest here. The people here who make fun of crabs are unironic gays/furriest/trannies so whenever you mention liking females and not males they will interject and make it known they are not an INSEL(heterosexual in wizchan lingo) or VOLCEL(gay wizard). This exists because heterosexual wizards spam loli in fap thread and gay wizards post gay muscle porn in fap thread. To someone who doesn't like the female form and gets turned on by males the person who doesn't seems like a crab instead of a volcel. It is indeed a false dichotomy, as posting porn is unwizardly and both sides are crabby behavior.


I'm not sure why everyone is so insistent that I want to have sex when I really don't.
I think heterosexuality is a mental illness and that succubi are your entire life, to the point that you can't even comprehend someone who never coveted them. it's creepy how many people come to me and say "no, you actually do want sex" and force this crab label so hard. mental illness to the point of lacking empathy is the only conclusion I can come to as to this OP.


If you identify as a homo, then yes, you are sexually-focused. Unlike you, I am entirely grossed out by intercourse and all the people who engage with it. Just say your asexual. Stop being a sad fan of man ass.

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What was the saddest stuff that you've passed through because you're a wizard?
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Media usually to portrays that. Just stop watching movies or shows and you wont have that dogma, along with a ton of other predictive programming, drilled into your subconscious.


It's all about how you carry yourself. I've seen plenty of single men eating at a cafe alone with a book. You don't even have to be well dressed or groomed: if you exude confidence no one will give you a second thought, but if you slink around like you're the scum of the earth then that's how people will see you.


How would you ever find out that such a homosexual exists? They would be invisible and would never have reason to talk about their sexuality. The stereotypes about homos come about because nobody knows the quiet homos are gay - only the loud obnoxious ones are visible


do you ever get bored of handing out normalfag platitudes?


How would you ever find out that such a heterosexual exists? They would be invisible and would never have reason to talk about their sexuality. The stereotypes about heteros come about because nobody knows the quiet heteros are straight - only the loud obnoxious ones are visible

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Wizardry and the black pill

What is the correlation of being a wizard and being ugly? Does a handsome wizard exist or it's impossible? What's the wizard consensus?
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>I just remembered this shit thread where plenty of literal retards claimed physical attractiveness is irrelevant and not important. I really cannot comprehend how much morons and retards are in wizchan that believe insane lies.

I'm honestly not sure how someone has not come along to say that there's more than one magic factor to being attractive to succubi. Obviously there are broke people, ugly people, and retarded people with girlfriends. They're clearly providing something else that is high value in the relationship, or else it wouldn't exist since that's how they work. It's just easy to ignore the calculations when it doesn't fit with your chosen story (looks/fame/riches/power/confidence/whatever).

As for the OP, it's rare to find someone who is "winning" in one of the major categories in life and can't find success romantically. The few rare cases where this happens are probably from some other red flags or deficiencies in other categories (not having any experience is a pretty big red flag, I'd have to guess).

This has to be one of the saddest threads I've ever read, though.


Its not my fault that my genes are trash.(low intelligence, ugliness, no skill and talent.)


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are YOU going to spend the $1000 for alien-looking plastic surgery, or the 2-3 years of exercise, 8 hours a day to "fix" your not actually hideous face?
5 of the 60 people in my tiny church are chinlets, you watch too much tv
being smarter leads to being stuck in your head, and being stuck in your head means you don't naturally spend that much time wearing facial lotion or keeping your mouth closed when you sleep


You're shamed for not fitting in a society of non-Christian morality, bullying by Zionist standards isn't beneficial to personal development, nor is overly negative feedback actually condusive to improvement.


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Truth is, the game was rigged from the start

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NEETs are not known for making great strides in the 'real world' or in a material sense, but it's important for us to appreciate the little things. The actions and events we meet on a daily basis are minimized in comparison to others who partake in the world but this doesn't mean that these small happenings mean any less to us. Our hearts and minds have readjusted to fit a smaller scale so now these smaller actions or events can have a greater impact on us than it would on a normal person but the range of emotion amongst all people, normie and wizzie alike, does not change. What are some of your recent small scale accomplishments?
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You literally don't know what a slave is less have an understanding of work since for you every work is slavery.
> I have my hobbies and don't care what normals think about me
You sure do since you can't stop talking about them even on places like this one.


I'm just stating the truth, wagies are slaves. I don't know why it offends you so much. You really are involved in this debate on an emotional level, huh? Probably you need to believe you are a free man and all that while being an obedient wagecuck to some lord with capital.


haha, that is such a le epic le troll, my neet friend! u sure showed those pathetic wage CUCKS who is boss!
tfw > neet superior to wagie! haha!

can u fuck off to r9k now ^_^ thanks


You’re the one need to fuck off. I’m not the anon you reply to but you insult and ridicule the neets and don’t belong in wizardchan. Wagie normalfag.


No, all I did was address a bunch of stupid points with basic logic. Stop trying to make this personal and stop trying to make any disagreement into 'wagies' vs 'neets'. Grow up. It's fucking idiotic.

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Why does 4chan hates reddit so much? Sure 99% of the site is garbage but there's some good stuff in there once in a while (just like 4chan come to think of it). You can't even mention reddit without 5 posters telling you to "go back", it's really annoying.
For the record I've been on 4chan since 2009 and only really started browsing reddit about 3 years ago, and don't even have an account. But I'm of the opinion you should enjoy good content no matter where it comes from. If some gay SJW with pink hair cured cancer, I would be thankful for it even if he's a retard.
What is wizchan's optinion of reddit?
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Cause Reddit is a shitty place full of propaganda, lgbt shit and womens, So…


so you actually talk like this in real life? can you answer the question?


Is this the part where you try pretend to win the argument by implying I'm not cool enough for holding such views? Lmao. You're just proving what an immature kidiot you are.

I touched a nerve because what I wrote would have doubtlessly applied to countless people here who feel entitled to act like dickheads on the Internet. But such behaviour really does make you an immature, mentally stunted person who still has a lot of growing to do before older people want anything to do with you.

You know what's not cool: acting like a literal, know-nothing child with nothing to offer. I don't expect any wise replies. Just more butthurt from people who don't want to accept what I'm saying.


>but machine generated text isn't messy in this way
the example you wrote out reminds me of the american patriot bot that was on the textboard before it went down. just because you personally havent seen a bot write like that doesnt mean they cant.


im having trouble envisioning anyone on the planet saying what you just wrote to another person in real life. the only motive i have in this "argument" is showing you that you are hypocritical. and its pretty clear to everyone except you that ive accepted your philosophy much more than you have.

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I am writing a "guide" for wizards. Basically a guide to make your life as a wizard as much easy and bearable as possible. I wanna leave something wortht of wizardom before offing myself.

I am thinking of the contents/chapters. Any thoughts? This will not be a critique of society, but the subject of misanthropy will be mentioned constantly.

>what's a wizard
>recognizing your obstacles as a wizard
>physical health
>mental health
>dealing with society
>dealing with relatives
>dealing with normies
>dealing with other men
>dealing with succubi
>dealing with authorities (like police)
>securing financial stability
>living as a free wizchad
>final thoughts

That's a very summarized draft of the subject. English is not my native tongue, I will be writing this in two languages.
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failed normalfag thread, also someone already wrote a forever alone survival guide and it was fine, nothing more to add to it


there is more than enough self help trash out there


Stop samefagging mate, I know the idea of feeling good is offending to you. No need to samefag over and over again. We understand you don't like it.


OPs idea is good. Don't listen to the haters. If you think you have valuable experiences to share then I'll support your book lad. Go ahead and write it.

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