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>I just want a solitary job.
>Low expectations.
>Actually available to find work in.
>Decent pay would be nice too.
Doesn't truck driving fit a lot of the bill here? You're alone on the road for the vast majority of the time. At least where I live I've always been able to find tons of ads for truck drivers. Also, from those same ads, it seems that most truck drivers make pretty decent coin? Any truckers have anything to add?

Is truck driving the most wizardly job that's within reach for most?
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That sounds way too good to be true



That's more than some executives make dealing with millions of dollars a day

Pics or out OP RichTrainWiz


>All these posts saying, "I don't want to do it because robots will take it over."

Assume that is 100% true. It sure as hell isn't going to happen next year, right? And in most states, getting your CDL can be done fairly quickly, so isn't that argument kidn of moot? It's better to make some kind of better living for a few years than spending all of those years in retail stocking bullshitery.


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Interesting story, after reading all of it the part with mafia seem likely what might've happened. Tragic.


I would also guess it takes a lot longer to actually implement this. There's millions of trucks out there, this new tech is probably not going to be cheap and if anything should go wrong with one being in traffic there's probably going to be major setbacks, many complicated operations at stops, gps reliability in certain areas. This is plainly my guess but I think by the time we see a majority of autonomous trucks moving around on our roads everyone here will be far past retirement age or maybe I should say would have been.


I suck at driving. Terrible manual skills/coordination and spatial intelligence

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So there's a drug called "L-368,899." It erases your desire to have sex or love. The feeling of loneliness? Gone. It's different from drugs with similar effects:

>Doesn't affect T levels or muscle mass

>Doesn't hurt bone density
>Not an SSRI, so it won't cause those side effects

It works differently than other drugs like anaphrodesiacs, and seems to effect more than just feelings of romantic companionship. For example, there was a study with rats that showed it might treat social anxiety.

I'm thinking about ordering some. A lot of labs apparently sell it for research purposes, and it doesn't look like it's regulated or anything. Wanted to hear what you guys thought of it first though.

Also, I tried making this thread on 4chan and got instantly deleted like three times. Don't know what's up with that.
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Just plug your penis hole


Did it work for you?


Yes basically just delude yourself


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Some of these sites have bulk inquiry, how about we make group buy, let's get our hands on a few tonnes. If we can then feed it to every user I'm confident this site will become perfect.


>a few tonnes
i can't even afford 1mg lol


Do you think being a wizard is a good thing or a bad thing? Ignore your own tendencies. Let's say a child was about to be born. You could choose for it to be a NEET or hikki and volcel. Basically archetypal wiz. Or you could choose for it to be a mildly successful average normie who eventually settles with a succubus and wagecucks and has kids.

Are normies better off? Regardless of whether you desire to be one. I don't desire to be certain things but I admit those people are probably happier and have better lives.
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>implying normalfag traits are desirable
There no escape from suffering.


Yes, money, wealth, handsomeness, height, high iq, excellent health can't help you also


Eh, those things give you more ways to do escapism, but you do inevitably end up old so it starts to top out then.


So you do agree with me that those things are useless right?


It's all a struggle to get money, bitches and become immortal. If you lose, you lose. Normies do not win at anything either, they're tools who get cucked.

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Well… I didn't win it, again. Nobody has won it tho, and third time is the charm.

That being said, any other wizzies trying their luck and fantasizing about winning the lottery? Would you like to win the lottery at all? How would you deal with your newfound wealth and fame? My favorite pastime is to daydream and since I've been daydreaming about this all day everyday for a few days I thought I'd make a thread.
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no because i saw firsthand my parents, uncles, and relatives all waste their fucking money all my childhood on lotto tickets and scratch off. like fuck you could have just saved that money and bought me clothing and toys or videogames, or just bought decent food with it. so yeah i think gambling is a weird addictive poison against poor people


Buy the doll

money is temporary, PVC pussy is forever

you have nothing to lose


Should i eat Buddha?


After I win the lottery


A lot of normiefaggots in denial on this board.

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What are some low stress jobs that are suitable for an unmotivated, low energy, anxiety prone, socially incompetent, talentless NEET?
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Wizards will get eaten alive by meathead normgroids in manual labor or the military. If they ever find out you're a virgin, prepare to be their favorite and most frequently used punching bag for the remainder of your stay.


Speaking with a lot of athoraty despite not knowing what the fuck you are talking about.

As someone who has been a laborer that isn't even remotely true. No one gives a shit about your background in labor jobs. They only care that you carry your own weight when it comes to work, and you aren't a asshole that makes their already hard job even harder.

How about you just shut the fuck up about shit you know nothing about instead of blasting shit everywhere with the asshole you call a mouth.


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What you sound like right now.


You are the normshit


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What kind of life do you dream of? What kind of life would be perfect for you? What do you want?
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I would choose to be hooked up to the machine.


Hook me the fuck up. I'm fucking done with this world.


Haven't they done experiments where they hooked up electrodes to rats' pleasure centers? Why hasn't anyone done that with humans yet? It would prove one way or another whether "dopamine and serotonin" really are the end-all for human happiness.


They've done it already, the machine exists:
>The journal Pain described such a case of dependence on deep-brain stimulation way back in 1986. In order to relieve insufferable chronic pain, a middle-aged American succubus had a single electrode placed in a part of her thalamus on the right side. She was also given a self-stimulator, which she could use when the pain was too bad. She could even regulate the parameters of the current. She quickly discovered that there was something erotic about the stimulation, and it turned out that it was really good when she turned it up almost to full power and continued to push on her little button again and again.
But of course, it would be "unethical" to allow this to pass :^).

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I can't believe it's about to be 2020 in less than 4 months. It went by too fast. Still feels like 2009 was barely 4 years ago.
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Sometimes I forget we're in the 2020s, I still felt like we were in like 2016.


>I speak as a guy who was falsely accused of groping a succubus (literally never happened)
Give me one reason you havent murdered this succubus in the most painful and gory way possible? For legal reasons thats an actual question not a rethorical, im not encouraging you to commit violent acts.


Don't know much about him nor particularly paid him much attention but remember he was pretty much demonized in media here, depicted as some lightweight version of a dictator. Italy didn't seem to be suffering more than any other european country wealth wise under his rule though.


The last 4 years have been nothing but a blur for me. Time itself is being fucked with.


2010 the rain of Obama?

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Hi Wizards,

Has anyone here ever travelled or gone on some kind of unplanned, long-term journey without a destination? I remember reading the threads of the Wiz who travelled to Japan and slept rough for several months. I'm just looking for any advice, experience, tips etc about how to camp safely, how much a person would need to pay for gear etc.


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I recommend going through the homelessness thread which contains lots of the info you're looking for. Most of the questions you're asking are answered there and are very common sense anyway (as in you could figure out by yourself).

If you'd like to talk about it and have got discord post it and I can add you and answer your questions. I'm particularly passionate about this topic.


Hey, thank you. I will check out that thread and perhaps post a question or two about my situation.

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The last thread died so opening a new one

Any discussions about wizards around the world and how is being a wizard in your country or culture are welcome
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What do they give you the money for, wiz? Do you have a disability?


£410 per month is the base amount of NEETbux in the UK, basically the minimum that literally any unemployed person can get regardless of circumstances, as long as you have below a certain amount in savings. If I had to pay rent and bills or had some kind of disability, I would get more for that. I avoid going to the doctors so I have no kind of disability or diagnosed mental disorder, though I'm tempted to these days as my anxiety is getting worse.


Is this Universal Credit?
Don't they make you have to go to job meetings?
Where in the country do you live, do you have to live on a council estate?


>Is this Universal Credit?
Yes, though when I started on it, it was called Jobseeker's Allowance
>Don't they make you have to go to job meetings?
I used to have to go to meetings every two weeks, but they seemed to have forgotten about me round about November of last year. They were about to make me start going to meetings again in March, but then coronavirus closed everything down and I just get the money automatically every month. I haven't actually seen my workcoach in around 9 months.
>Where in the country do you live, do you have to live on a council estate?
London. You don't have to live on a council estate to get benefits, that would be kind of a strange requirement (and suck for unemployed normans who live in private accommodation).

Basic NEETbux is not hard to get in the UK. They even gave it to me after I quit my last job (not fired), which apparently they don't do in a lot of countries.


I am surprised, I thought austerity had wrecked what was left of the welfare state in the UK. It doesn't sound so bad, looking at your posts.

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Before I begin, I want to mention that I’m using the word celibacy to mean NO SEX, NO PORN, and NO MASTURBATION.

Currently I’m on psychiatric medications that kill my sex drive. I haven’t masturbated or looked at porn, 2D or 3D, in months. However, I may have to get off these medications at some point for other reasons. Truly celibate wizards, how do you manage it? How do you avoid the desire to fap?
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>I haven't fapped in almost 4 years now and haven't had any wet dreams in at least a year.
So you've had wet dreams for 3 years.


So I'm not the only one after all?

Of course. They don't go away immediately, but taper off gradually to nothing.


-Fasting, sport, meditation, going vegetarian, showering in freezing water, lowering your gaze from any succubus… you cannot just "no-fap" but you must rather confront the causes of that sickening urge.


Sounds good
I'm out


>Sounds good
Why does the same stupid homeopathy that every retard spews seem good to you?

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