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For anything space related.
I remember in year 2015 when the satellite thingy arrived at pluto. That was awesome to see those pics.
Here is some cool video I found on youtube it comes with cool music too


>you have been chosen to be sent to the international space exploration program
>you will be sent to a faraway planet in a high tech space vessel to explore and report back home whatever you might find out
>it travels with 1000x light speed and has enough supplies for 100 years of life
>it also comes with a 4K camera, infrared, high speed internet connection and a surround system so you can play music to aliens you might find
>you are connected to Houston space station 24/7 for questions and you will be given an instruction into your new space vehicle
would you accept or decline, anon?

and more importantly, where would you travel to?
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I imagine somewhere in these galaxies might be one alien wiz staring at the younger galaxes and wondering if there are other space wizards in them


>satellite thingy
it's a probe and called New Horizons, anon


It just seems impossible. It's not possible to travel past the speed of light and I can't think how you could connect to the internet.

You might be able to go to a faraway planet within 80 years. I'm talking really far, but not really any measurement. I'm just going off a skewed memory probably. You'll be old and probably dead. You'll never find aliens on that planet anyways.

Also those cameras are actually meant to record you and put you on a comedy show. They'll record your entire life and laugh at your cringe.


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Not only that, but there'd be nothing to see.
Just some distant specks of light - never growing closer or distant, to the human perception of space and time.

I think the feeling of leaving the solar system and entering interstellar space would really be something though. You'd probably go insane immediately.
Imagine being on one of the Voyagers right now….

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how are you in real life anon? do you come off as a normal person?
i'm average weight
average height
i think im come off pretty normal in real life, other than i sometimes can't find the words when speaking and i apparently come off as insecure, and i don't groom myself too well but in the end i think im pretty normal.
What about you anon?
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Relatively tall and fat (6'2, 220-225lbs). I think I'm likeable, if painfully shy and socially awkward.


Anorexia would imply that I'm engaging in self-statvation out of a pathlogical fear of gaining weight.

I eat whatever I feel like (but generally make an effort to consume plenty of vitamins and proteins) and drink copious amounts of booze on top. Alcohol - especially beer - is like a runaway train of empty calories, and it seems to all accumulate on my torso. I have so little fat on my ass it hurts to sit, and my upper arms are as thin as most guys' wrists. But I have a pot belly and man boobs. It's not bad, but it does give me a super weird physique in which my stomach is as wide front-to-back as side-to-side. I'm shaped like a barrel. My wonky proportions are reflected by my pant size too: 28 inches long and 28 inches wide. (This would seem to be an common size; usually the only way I can get a pair of jeans that fit is to settle for a pair that are wide enough to fit my waist and then take them to a tailor to have them taken up a couple of of inches to make them short enough in length).

I went to look at a car last summer. I booked a test drive over the phone, but when I showed up at the dealer and came across as a pathetic child, the salesman wouldn't let me test drive it after all. I did my best to try to show that I was genuinely interested by asking a ton of questions about the car. I felt like I was performing an act of adulthood, of masculinity, but I failed miserably and he probably pegged me as being closer to 18 than 30 and wrote me off as a sniveling kid who thought taking a fancy car for a spin was just a fun way to blow off a Saturday. He sent me off on the note that I could come back when I had the money. I did have the money… in the bank. What was I supposed to do, show up with a briefcase full of cash?


average height/weight, really gross hair and ugly face. i always look tired. i don't think i come across as insecure, but i think people can definitely tell something is wrong with me quickly, especially if i open my mouth


5'4 midget
Don't think anyone actually has an opinion of me honestly. I never leave my house unless I'm buying food or something. I've maybe clocked a total of a few hours outside my house in the last 6 months.


I've given up 100% on playing the social game many years ago and could care less how strangers perceive me. Based on physical appearance I'd be fine since I keep fit for fun and stay clean, but I just can't be bothered to join the circus man. Not unless there's something that I *have* to attain (like a job). So I suspect normalfags are really put off by me.
My old friends started passive-aggressively 'joking' about how I'm a lunatic that's going to murder people so I stopped talking to those faggots years ago when I realized that they were being malicious. That ain't me, baby; I just want to see this insane existence through in peace and quiet.
>you look like a traumatized soldier
Heh, that's a good one.

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Why do lusty people tend to be kinder and loving, whereas puritrons tend to be bitter and hateful?

Scientifically speaking, here are the medically known side effects of masturbation and porn-watching:

- Zero.

If you have a pre-existing mental illness, you will feel depressed, anxious, lethargic, abulic, etc., no matter whether you jerk it or not, so might as well satisfy your basic needs while seeing a therapist.
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I would be neutral then. I wouldn't benefit from normals being more lustful and sexually repressed in any way, even if they couldn't hurt me. On another note, no sex would mean no new porn content which would make me sad too.

Puritan values originate from puritanism. And puritanism originates from christianity.
All right, whatever you say. In that case too, I don't want some hypocrite moralfag know-it-all to tell me what I can watch and what I can't. If I want to consume violent and sexual content then I should be able to.
>It would not have allowed art to flourish while it was in the power
It didn't allow art to flourish at all, where do you get all this crap? Like I said, secular humanism is responsible for the artistic achievements of the West. Christianity prevented arts from flourishing because it imposed pointless moralfaggotry on everything it touched. Anything that slightly offended or was different from christian thought was shunned or was banned while christianity had the power. Renaissance emerged in a time when christianity lost its grip on things and took a slightly liberal/tolerant approach because of the influence of various nobles - who, guess what, were influenced by pre-christian writings and thoughts.
>Not an argument. Also that happens regardless of Christianity or not, so even if it was an argument it fails anyways.
What? Who tells you what music you can listen to nowadays? Fuck off, shithead. You are really grasping at straws now. And it is an argument, people should be allowed to enjoy whatever music they enjoy.
>Everyone in the world who works for a living is.
Another stupid "argument". There are plenty of people who only work because it is necessary in order to live but if they had the opportunity to live on bux or welfare they would stop working instantly. Only masochists and slaves advocate for work-based society.
>This comes from a "all men are born equal" idea which stems from Christianity
Hoho, you are trolling really. Christians preach equality BEFORE God, not general equality. Christianity is always supporting soPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


It's clear that no matter what I would say you, there will never be a state of agreement from you. You have deep seated emotional ties to being anti-christian that blind you from any sort of truth or even possibility of truth. I think I've said enough to justify my points rationally, while you continue to show how much baggage you are carrying in this topic. You are so unwilling to compromise or understand the opposite view that you won't even give Christians credit for their absolutely massive influence on music. I'm sure you plan on thinking that you have achieved some sort of victory, rather than seeing the reality that speaking with you is unpleasant in general and will never have any real resolution or end point, since you would never admit to the other side being correct. You are free to do this, yet I shall be going from this conversation regardless. Good bye.


You can hide behind the mask of the rational, sophisticated and "objective" debate-partner but that won't make you right. You are stating blatant and obvious lies as truths and you act surprised when people call you out on it. You are either some deluded christian who got brainwashed since early childhood or you are a troll. Or maybe just a contrarian kid who enjoys defending things that he deems as "anti-mainstream". Whatever. This site isn't the place for your kind.


Do not correct a scoffer, lest he hate you; Rebuke a wise man, and he will love you.


For someone that says the lustful are more kinder/less angry, you sure do have a quick temper…

"I never argued for muslims being pure, you misunderstood me. I said muslim societies are similar to christian societies in terms of banning pornography."

Yes I know that a lot of muslim countries have a law for porn… But the thing is, it's not enforced, you might as well say it's not illegal since so many people go on pornhub and other porn sites all the time and nothing happens. The police in the middle east (and north africa) arent good at their job at all and the law system is even worse


did you shave your head? My hair is terrible quality and rough and curls up itself, I also had a bad habit of touching/fidgeting my hair when thinking . I decided to just shave it today.
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Always try new things.

>madness is to do the same thing over and over and expect different results

>experiences feed imagination


I have a beard trimmer I use to get my hair short when they get too long. They're about 2cm long. The reason I do this is because I hate going to a hairdresser and I also save 10euro. (average price here)


Yes, been doing it for a few years now, makes life easier having zero hair, wish I could stop it permanent


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For me, it's the tonsure.


I get my mother to buzz cut my hair every month or so, it just becomes greasy and annoying when it gets long

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(continuation of >>158200)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random#/random - random article, post if you find anything interesting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_Hole,_China - resort community in china that is a clone of an american town

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigging - pipe cleaning method

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MALINTENT - old crime forecasting technology

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_work - known missing works of literature

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king - a collection of rats whose tails are intertwined and bound together

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metcalf_sniper_attack- "the most significant incident of domestic terrorism involving the grid that has ever occurred"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interplanetary_Transport_Network - gravitationally determined pathways through the solar system that require very little energy to navigate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonization_of_the_Moon - just info about colonizing the moon

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They wanted to give him life but couldn´t prove he was related to all the bombings that happened around that time. As for his motive, I have no idea.
pic related is him in court with a ketchup bottle



So there are real succubus contributors to science and technology and the media only cares about useless succubi that post on instagram all day and can't even type "cd .." into their console? Wtf


honestly i have more respect for the people who host the site, they're the ones who risk getting raided by the feds and sued for mass copyright infringement

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(previous thread) https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/162985.html
Post tips and information for homeless or about to be homeless wizards
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Yeah, I can understand that. Being homeless is definitely not a comfy lifestyle. I guess that only a few wizards would want to keep living as a hobo. Maybe a handful would even enjoy it, like those russian hermits.


What would be considered comfy homeless then? Maybe be in a tent? Anyone tried a comfy tent innawoods before?


I don't think that comfy homelessness exists. Maybe an exception to the rule might be a nice motorhome. Or maybe just the right mindset and some luck.


What's going to happen to homeless people if they make vaccines mandatory? What about if they bring in military checkpoints?

How the fuck are they supposed to social distance or self isolate if they have Covid?


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I have no interest in friends at all, I am diagnosed schizophrenic so it's likely why, I'm a NEET for life living off neetbux. I feel fully happy and content with my life, I only really realize how strange it is, when my life and what makes me happy (solitude) is not common at all. Am I truly less? I always worry what my therapist and psychologist think. They've never said anything, maybe it's common for this disorder to just truly not care or desire friends or relationships. I have a discord, but I only use it to read / lurk. If I go out irl, I will observe. I rarely speak. I'm happy with my life and enjoy it a lot. I feel normal, it's very interesting I suppose. I don't feel the depression or isolation other neets experience. Just pure joy. Anyone similar? I'm curious, I feel very much alone in my life choices and preferences.


more or less the same though i dont have bux as a neet so the uncertainty of the future can disturb me at times. it's not really joy or happiness though, more like i'm just perfectly content, i don't wish anything was different


I am similar but I like talking to people online, I struggle with agoraphobia


I have no desire for irl friendships, but I do have some social needs (which are met by interacting with people anonymously online, which is why I post here).

Like you, I don’t suffer from depression and never have done, although I do periodically get bad episodes of anxiety. They come and go though, so I just distract myself as much as possible until I’m back to normal.

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Why do wizards here appear to be well versed on Gnostic Christianity but never mention Neoplatonism? I find it to be a valid alternative to Gnosticism because it encourages intellectual contemplation and asceticism without connoting matter and the physical world as a pernicious source of evil. Unlike in Gnostic theology, the Neoplatonic Demiurge isn't a demonic entity, but merely the divine craftsman of the universe, the physical realm an imperfect copy of the higher intellectual realm, and human souls generally take part in a collective world-soul to which individual souls can ascend by pursuing an ascetic lifestyle, experiencing the universe as a whole oneness through negative Apophatic theology and practicing introspection on a daily basis.
I'm not quite articulate and my post may appear confusing, but I recommend every interested wizard to take a look at the Enneads, here's a passage that i'd like to share to give you a taste of what Neoplatonism is about:
>"Nevertheless, how will you discover the beauty which their excellent soul possesses? Withdraw within yourself, and examine yourself. If you do not yet therein discover beauty, do as the artist, who cuts off, polishes, purifies until he has adorned his statue with all the marks of beauty. Remove from your soul, therefore, all that is superfluous, straighten out all that is crooked, purify and illuminate what is obscure, and do not cease perfecting your statue until the divine resplendence of virtue shines forth upon your sight, until you see temperance in its holy purity seated in your breast. When you shall have acquired this perfection; when you will see it in yourself; when you will purely dwell within yourself; when you will cease to meet within yourself any obstacle to unity; when nothing foreign will any more, by its admixture, alter the simplicity of your interior essence; when within your whole being you will be a veritable light, immeasurable in size, uncircumscribed by any figure within narrow boundaries, unincreasable because reaching out to infinity, and entirely incommensurable because it transcends all measure and quantity; when you shall have become such, then, having become sight itself, you may have confidence in yourself, for you will no longer need any guide."
There are plenty of philosophers which through late antiquity contributed to the development of Neoplatonic theology, but I prefer sticking to Plotinus and Damascius because I'm not Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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He can be both benevolent and malevolent. Lrn2occult

Also the God of Time, what better asset do we have as NEETs than time? Learn from him then ascend towards the Light. Kinda his whole ethos…

Also, I've never been on reddit in my life get the fuck outta here


Saturn does have some dark occult meaning but most importantly he will test you, let you eternal return your life until you get it right. Whats to be afraid of? Just get it right, try to better yourself at least once in your life fuck.


There nothing benevolent about him and his knowledge will only help you to descend towards darkness.
And you demonstrated that by your prideful, cringeworthy behavior.


>i've never been to reddit
And this is why you are acting like redditor, you are lying or simply belong to this site but to some mistake you decided to stick to chans instead.


You are mistaking some evil and malevolence for test, you are suffering stockholm syndrome, or you are just satanist defending his vile master.

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How do I get rid of this? It is driving me insane. It has been getting worse every year and now I am at a point where I no longer enjoy anything. And I see no way out, I see only how it will get worse. But I am tired of living like this.

Is there a way out of anhedonia?


Moved to >>>/dep/232422.

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Can normies detect if you're a wizard or a neet? If I ever need to go out in public, I always make sure to hide my power level: shower, brush, comb hair, deodorant, somewhat nice clothes ect.

The last few times I've had a few people turn to look at me and either give me a weird face, or even straight up laugh at me. I've even had one insufferable roastie give me a shit eating smirk when we passed each other.

So what gives?
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yes, they can tell whether or not you are unsocialized just by looking at you. the way you carry yourself tells them everything. it does not matter if you are well groomed or not. When i say unsocialized i don't mean asocial (although you surely are asocial as well ) but i mean it in the psychological sense. as in you don't believe in or uphold the values and trends of society and aren't a functioning member of it.

why do they laugh? could be a number of reasons. Some more innocent some more rude. You see there are plenty of people out there who get off on feeling more powerful than someone. so they laugh at you to get their sick kicks. these types of people you should beat or kill for treating you as less than a person. But you can't always tell whos who. thats why you should let vain and petty exchanges like that roll off you if they aren't explicit or constant.

its all about power. Niggers don't participate in society but people still respect them because they are willing to throw their life away just to retaliate at anyone who disrespects them. It has to be clear that the power has to come from intention and not some insecurity. If it comes from something as small as an insecurity it will make them laugh harder. A normalfaggot is part of the collective. when a normie laughs at you he/she has all of society backing them, but its really just one person. you can sharpen your tongue to win petty exchanges but real physcial power is what matters. get power and all your bully problems will stop.


with a hoodie and a mask (bless corona-chan) you should draw no attention, no?


A mask sure. Hoodies are usually a red flag though, unless it's freezing or raining.


>red flag
for what?


Many people know i am a virgin because i never had friend and i am very ugly, but i never cared about it.

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