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 No.158364[Reply]

These are the three likely choices for most wizards if they can no longer be wizards or neets due to whatever circumstances brought upon them, which one do you choose and why? There are exceptions like inheritance, welfare and being rich though.
1: Wageslaving and being forced to interact with normies and living in a cheap, possibly shitty apartment for the rest of your days.
2: Packing up your belongings and living in a van or braving the unknowns and going with what you may or may not know as a homeless person.
Or 3: Suicide, simple as that.
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 No.161753

>>161583
I have no resume or skills no other option but law or grad school. I can't make a career out of academia since I've always done so bad at school I'm sick of academia.

>>161595
It is. I'm surrounded my chads and stacies on a daily basis. It's brutal. Yes I'm in deep debt.

>>161608
I'm hoping to do transactional law which doesn't require me to present in court. Just contracts or other paperwork.

>>161637
I'm staying a wizard, no thank you.

 No.161779

>>158472
It's because he can't do it. His brain is screaming at him to stop and he listens like the good dog he his.

 No.161801

Is it justified to bitchslap my dad for spreading false rumors about me doing crack and heroín?.

 No.161807

>>161801
Pull a knife and give him a shallow cut. Need to make him fear you, like you're unstable. Slapping will just make him mad.

 No.161944

>>158364
vagabonding through the planet
wherever I can go.
I am planning some "exploration" vacations in the next year to see which places are nice climatically
places where you don't die of freezing once winter comes

I really don't want much from life
I just want to be free and not bothered but those fucking normalfags make it impossible. Everything is banned. You cannot even take more than 10K in cash with you without being thrown in jail for meme crimes. I remember watching old movies and how people used to travel freely. Nobody cared where you were from and where you going. Today everything is rulecucked



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 No.155301[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Many of you despair at the state of the world and modern consumerism society, but I am here to tell you not to fear because the world that you hate so much is about to end.

The truth is that the data coming back very recently, within the past few years or so has confirmed what climate scientists feared when we first found that methane levels were rapidly rising with no discernible cause: the arctic sea ice is melting and releasing trapped methane into the atmosphere.

Now if you don't know what that means, basically methane is like this evil carbon dioxide you hear so much about except a hundred times worse in terms of the amount of global warming it will cause. As the ice melts, two things start to happen that will result in a runaway rapid warming effect that will completely destroy the current peace and cause billions of deaths including the extinction of other species besides humans. The first is that the physical presence of the ice over a large area in the arctic acts like a kind of reflective mirror that helps reflect some of the energy coming in from the sun. With that melted, that light no longer gets reflected and instead absorbs onto the surface somewhere and radiates heat into the atmosphere. The second thing is that pockets of methane that are trapped in the ice shelf will release into the atmosphere. Both ice on land and in the sea contains large amounts of methane and any instability in that ice is game over and the ice has been destabilized. The last time we had a mass extinction, an event where over 95% of all species on earth went extinct, the cause was because of rapid increases in methane from the arctic ice melting. We're already seeing mass extinction happen with estimates of the current rate of extinction at about 1000 times higher than usual.

Most of our climate change models predicted a slow and steady linear increase in temperatures, but that's not what the data show is happening at all. The effects appeared slow and linear for a while, but now we're seeing a sudden acceleration that is corresponding to an exponential increase, not a linear increase in atmospheric methane levels that has been happening for over 10 years now. We fucked up. It's too late now to ever prevent large scale social collapse. There will be famine and drought and war, billions displaced and starving. No doubt there will be a revolution and the current order will fall.

Here is a good paper about this by a scientist who haPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.161138

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2019/09/25/climate-change-now-irreversible-due-warming-oceans-un-body-warns/

Now the UN is saying that it's too late to do anything about climate change. Of course when the great barrier reef started dying off they should have already known it was too late.

>Unveiling the latest report in Monaco on Wednesday, panel-member Valerie Masson-Delmotte, said: “Climate change is already irreversible due to the heat uptake in the ocean.


>“We can’t go back, whatever we do with our emissions.”


>Hans-Otto Portner, another IPCC expert, said: “There are large uncertainties about tipping points that may be ahead of us, but for some systems, especially biological evidence in the oceans, we have already evidence that the tipping point has been passed.”

 No.161139

>>161106
It's called fearmongering and it works every time. Let's see what taxes and shitty policies they're going to implement to make the world ending "manageable". I'm sure it's going to be very expensive, being the world ending and all.

>>161138
It's not going to be too late to invent new taxes and garbage bills to charge you out the ass, you can be sure of that part.

 No.161158

>>161139
Just because the corporate elites (who are responsible for the overwealming majority of carbon emission) want to take advantage of the situation to subjugate the masses even more doesn't mean that climate change isn't real.
Climate change is real AND the elite want the ones who pollute the least to take on the biggest burden, so we're double fucked

 No.161926

Still waitin'

 No.161943

if this climate change stuff makes europe a tropical paradise, it is for the better. warmer is better than freezing to death. At least from summer heat you cannot die unless you are sickly or elderly or challenging your luck

winter is just disgusting. I love the snowy and white sceneries but I just cannot stand the cold. I have those coyote fur coats and I still feel cold at times.


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 No.153552[Reply]

Wizards or apprentices still living with your parents, this is our thread.

How's your life situation? Do you have a job yet are unable to move out for some reason? Are you like me and been sitting on that college diploma for a year already trying to dodge the "when are you going to get a job" questions?
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 No.161873

>>158896
I found my first job I stayed a long time at by just sending out applications everywhere except fast food places because I can't deal with that shit. Other than that I believe it's just connections and having that big net to fall back on. I can't find shit cheap either, I'll be lucky to live on my own at 35+ comfortably given shit doesn't hit the fan in my life far sooner with parents in my already tiny family. I just expect nothing and try to be ready anything even though because of the fragile state of my health and personal diet I built around it I probably wouldn't last very long homeless. Right now it's all saving and surviving, I either make it till I'm old enough to cash out in a shitty apartment for the rest of my days or fail in my early 30's due to family issues that crash me down with them and leave me homeless.

 No.161875

>>153552
Mom's job is changing owners so she's probably going to get laid off. She's already old enough to collect social security but she may want to delay a few years to get a better payout. I have enough savings that I could help pay for things for years, but this probably means I should find employment.

I have a bachelor's degree in CS but job opportunities are limited where I live. It would probably be unwise to attempt to live on my own because I have schizoaffective. Should I use one of the freelance sites to do web dev? I almost think I might make more working at Wal-Mart. Anyone have any success making and selling apps? I know the video game market is saturated so I know I probably wouldn't have much luck doing that.

 No.161909

>>153552
I live with my mum and step-dad, almost 28 years old. Graduated back in 2013 with a degree that is near useless to me now, worked a few jobs here and there, but have been unemployed for about 90% of the time between then and now.

I can't move out because I have no money, even though I greatly desire my own place. My parents rent their apartment and get assistance from the government to pay rent & bills (they're NEETs too), so they aren't as harsh with me as they probably should be when it comes to getting a job and getting my shit together.

No real idea what to do at this point. It doesn't help that I live in one of the most expensive cities on the planet and minimum wage is less than a one bedroom apartment in my area. I never wanted to be a NEET, but I couldn't handle working and now that I've been out of the labour force for so long, it's incredibly difficult to break into it (and even if I could, I'm not sure I can handle the only jobs I can get, such as retail, fast food, etc.)

 No.161912

>>161909
It's that expensive here in one of the most expensive states. The best I was able to find was some one bedroom shithole where the rent alone was just over what I make in a year. Can't drive so a lot more ideas go out the window.

 No.161942

I am an immigrant kid living with mommy and daddy in western yurop
daddy said he will work for another 5 years and as soon as he gets pension, he will pack his bags and head back home. My mother will probably go with him.
He will get about 1500$ in pension. For eastern yurop this is about 5x the median wage.
However, his savings is just about 80 grand and he will need this for future renovations of his house. My mother will not get much more than maybe 500$ per month.

I have no idea what I will be doing past that time. I cannot read the russky hieroglyphes and I don't want to be forced eventually into becoming a 12hours per day wagie for 300 dollars per month of wage. and the thought of living with mommy and daddy evokes a deep fear inside me. I have no idea what I should be doing.

I have lots of savings left from my last 2 jobs but after those are spent I have no idea what to do. Or for example if my father should become ill and his pension falls away, who will care for my mother then. her pension will be eaten up by medical bills already.
I cannot even take care of myself let alone her.
and I feel like total trash that I am incompetent at doing house chores and I cannot imagine my 75 year old mother to still be doing my laundry in the future.

Honestly, I thought of packing my bags, stashing a lot of cash with me and just going to a big travel for one last time. If I die at some faraway place, better for me. To some place warm. Then there to just become a vagabond. Or travelling to the next place. I mean you get tourist visa for most countries up to half a year. You could just hop from one country to another. If I like one place I could go ghost there as well.
Or even dying, I don't want to die in shitty yurop. At least I want to die on some nice place. Not freezing to death like the homeless often do.



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 No.158524[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

What was your school life like? Was it hell? I came close to dropping out like four times.
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 No.161906

>Elementary school
the only thing i can remember from back then is getting scammed of pokémon cards multiple times including one which is now worth >100$
>higher level secondary school
I'm from Germany and after elementary school there are multiple school levels and i went to the highest one for 4 years
i really failed at that one simply because i wasnt paying attention in class, didnt really study, i just didnt give a fuck, the teachers hated me additionally and wanted our class to suck eg. by collecting homework in the lunch break where most of us wanted to do them. I also missed a few classes because i had epilepsy at the time and had to stay in the hospital
>lower level high school
I changed the level because i sucked too hard. Then magically i was one of the best students in the school, didnt change anything about my ways though. I was suddenly perceived as the intelligent kid instead of the stupid one. its quite common in my family to suck in the first years of school and getting better with no reason in the latter ones.
>high school
Because i was pretty good at the latter second level i appended high school to that to get a higher school certificate, also because i didnt know what to work as. I'm currently in the last year of that and now have to worry about what comes after. I'm also doing fairly well now but still have to look for a job after the coming graduation.
I would rather live as a NEET than becoming some wage slave but first I have to figure out how to do that. I will probably work for some years and live really minimalistically to hoard some money and letting my money work for me later. Not sure how or if that will work out though.

 No.161924

>>161906
Fellow kraut here. I went for the same approach as you during school but managed to stay in the Gymnasium (most advanced high school level for foreigners) and graduates with a 3.0 average. I didn't know what to do whatsoever and kind of just ignored the issue because my parents pressuring me was paralyzing. Two or three weeks before start of Uni I simply applied to a random course in a nearby city and am now in the 7th semester. It's sociology btw which is not only boring and gay but also useless. Things I didn't consider or cared for at the moment of my choosing. After next semester I will likely have to enter the job market with the same practical knowledge I had at the end of high school and again I will just choose whatever once the time comes.

 No.161928

my school life was actually pretty tame, I was bullied a bit but it was nothing compared to my insane parent and the constriction on my life from that. I almost got held back for failing math too much but that was only my last year of high school. I want to go back in time and do it again surely something I could have done may have avoided the years of shit after at least to the extent they were.

 No.161940

>>159971
so the spics sign up for spanish class to get an A+ for no effort? they are smart as fuck
the average white boy would be bored to death learning his own mother tongue in school

 No.161941

>>161940
What you mean, English was my favorite subject back in school.


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 No.161653[Reply]

Is this a thing? have you done it before? I know coffee shops/cafes it's normal to go alone but actual restaurants i'm not sure. I used to love to go out to eat with my parents, by myself though I think I would feel uncomfortable.
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 No.161846

>>161823
why on earth would you eat Indian food though

 No.161870

>>161670
I think OP had food in mind, not junk.

 No.161878

>>161833
Damn, I wish there was a place like that around where I work. I work the night shift and would love a place to get away from work and enjoy a good meal.
Not that many Koreans around here though.

 No.161935

i ate alone in the cafeteria all the time in school, and during a semester where I lived in a dorm for college. The huge crowds bothered me a bit but I eventually got used to it. In my opinion dining alone depends heavily on the place and time. In a crowded place it’s easy enough to just blend in. What I hate is places with just a few small groups because in those circumstances you stick out like a sore thumb.

Generally speaking I do not ever dine anywhere alone unless it’s a fast food place or something, in which case I just sit in the most isolated place available. Other than that i’ll only order take out. There’s a wing store near me and I have eaten there alone before since it’s a small restaurant and no one else was there. Another time 3 or 4 people were there, so I took my food and ate it on the sidewalk behind the building.

I would never go somewhere with a waiter and eat alone. Sounds unenjoyable.

 No.161939

>solo dining
at my local burger king, they never complain



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 No.161913[Reply]

i want a van so i can fill it up with food and water and just become a hermit out in the desert for a month (away from my family)
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 No.161917

I love the desert but hate the heat. I'm trying to get a position working in the antarctic.

 No.161925

>>161915
Yes, but give me forests and rivers instead

>>161917
Wouldn't any position there, though, force you into confines with others due to the nature of dwellings there? Would it not end up being shared tents or just a bunk in a station, no real solitude?

 No.161930

I lived in a van for 4 months. Originally I was going to go out to Baja but it seemed like getting a passport would be a pain in the ass so I just went around the US. The desert was cool, but I have to tell you I got tired of seeing rocks and dirt. I even went in spring when all the flowers were blooming, but like it was still mostly rocks and dirt. I prefer forests. I've heard Washington is nice in the summer, that's where I'd go. Idk about winter though, Florida was not my favorite even though there were a lot of people living in vehicles there. I didn't really see the appeal, too flat and boring and full of classless people. The southern pine forests were better but again kind of boring. You keep going west and it's mostly desert, maybe coastal desert would be better, that's what I was hoping for with Baja.

Honestly it was a very comfy experience that was only slightly marred by my aunt and uncle thrusting a blog upon me and my parents calling me every few days. Suddenly everyone wanted to be in contact because they thought what I was doing was interesting but it felt like they were stealing my experiences so I didn't really tell them anything. I still feel guilty for accepting the blog and then not posting in it though.

 No.161936

You'd need to bring a reverse osmosis pump or something to recycle water.

 No.161938

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I really envy you americans
you live in a country with all types of climate
from alpine in the rocky mountains, to forests in washington state to mediterranean in california and tropical in florida.
In winter when temperatures get ugly, you can travel by foot or hitchhiking south. In summer, when temperatures are nicer, you can travel back to the north. Or even to the Rocky mountains. Entire life would be a big adventure.

most I envy those who are born on tropical islands. Like Hawaii or Maledives. Even the guys at Canary islands.
I read they rarely ever have lower temperatures than 10 degree centigrade. Even in January nights.
I hate the cold weather of Europe and if I ever became homeless, I will certainly end up miserable every single day of my life until I freeze away.

But if I were born on Hawaii, in the Carribean. Or in Cape Verde. Or Mauritius. Seychelles or Maledives. Or even if I was lost at some south pacific island. It would be paradise every day. harvesting rain water and eating coconuts whenever you feel like. Going out fishing and if a thunderstorm comes, you just build a new hut from whatever trees you ahve in your vicinity.

Even if you are born in continental US-America you have it much better. You are citizen and as a homeless nobody can just deport you. You are free to move around. In winter you travel to Miami or Los Angeles. If you are into it, you can even travel the entire country. I read there are train hoppers who illegaly board freight trains and travel accross the entire country.

In the southern states there are many fruit plantations. So you just sneak into one of those and eat oranges whenever you feel like. Or you just beg for money and get yourself a burger king meal every few days. You are filthy? Well, no problem, the ocean is here for everyone. Swim every day whenever you want to with warm water temperatures.

For sleeping you can use sleeping bags but would your really need those in a tropical climate? For pissing it is easy, just find a forest, swamp or large meadow. For crapping, well there are still public toilets on train stations, universities, high schools or restaurants.

I also remember that one guy who had a gym membership just for showering and a postal box for receiving letters and stuff. What else would you need. You could be entire day in beautiful nature without freezing a single second. And even when winter comes, a light jacket wouldPost too long. Click here to view the full text.



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 No.161128[Reply]

How many here have had the "Anon, are you gay?" talk or just people in general being convinced you're gay?

FWIW, I don't want to copypasta myself, but my version of that is buried in a thread over here: >>160907 .
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 No.161666

If i was gay life would be easier.shout out to the gaybros

 No.161681

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>>161128
Thankfully no, I haven't had this happen to me. Everyone around me has always understood that I'm autistic. My family also knows that I'm a Christian…so they don't assume these types of things.

 No.161905

My mom once thought that I would be gay and told my sister about it which then again immediately told me. The reason my mom thought (or maybe still thinks to some degree) I would be gay is because I never had a girlfriend or tried to get one. I was a little bit confused about her conclusion though because I also never tried to get a boyfriend either. I guess it was just the only reason which came into her mind when thinking about me not having a girlfriend. It was still a pretty weird conversation to have overall though.

 No.161908

>>161905
>I was a little bit confused about her conclusion though because I also never tried to get a boyfriend either
Most gays are (rightfully) ashamed of it, so they hide the fact they have a boyfriend. So it makes sense that a lack of a girlfriend may also be the presence of a boyfriend.

 No.161923

>>161905
Had the same thing, never tried to get a girlfriend before and that coupled with me having hardly any social contact outside the family made them to think i was secretly gay and they have asked me 3 times.



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 No.161899[Reply]

I have an impulse compulsive disorder called Trichotillomania. It means I have urges to pull hair from my body. I mainly pull from my beard and sometimes scalp. This really affects the way I look, which in turn affects my self esteem.
Look at pic related for eg. I pulled these hair from left side of my face. So as of now, my face looks unsymmetrical, with hair on one side and no/less hair on the other.
Sometimes people tease me about my "beard style" and I just shut down at those moments. I don't know how to reply, so I just leave.

Does anyone else here has to deal with compulsive disorders? How do you cope with it?

 No.161901

compulsive overeater/binge eater. What I've been trying recently is fasting to try and prevent myself from over eating. If i start eating at all I'l eat until I can't anymore. So if I just don't eat it will be much more manageable. Trying to do this more and more to loss weight.

Can you just pull hair from parts of your body that are concealed with clothing?

 No.161902

I am compulsively banned by mods.

 No.161904

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>>161901
This is a very good strategy. The cells in your body need time to process nutrients, and when you keep eating, they can't. In some cases, eating too much can actually damage cells. Another issue, for heavy wizards, is insulin resistance. If your body (muscles) cannot absorb glucose, it will be stored in the fat reserves. I have also used fasting, to great effect.

Originally, I did so to be more wizardly. I think fasting used to be used in the past, to obtain spiritual enlightenment. As we moved through time, the idea of avoiding meals became unthinkable to most, and the ancient wisdom was lost. Now, it is regarded as a joke, but many religious texts, as well as university texts, list fasting as a key necessity to health. Personally, I am very interested in things that normals detest, because I feel that this is the domain of wizards. It's sort of "dark magic", like studying mathematics, or being a 30+ virgin. What is shunned by normals, is usually very wizardly.

 No.161910

>>161904
I don't eat much, I have a heavier breakfast in the morning packed with what I need and normally won't have much else throughout the day save for a few tortilla chips and some baby carrots. I've never tried fasting completely for any amount of days.
My compulsion with food being an all or nothing person is I'll just get a fresh loaf of bread, heat it up, and stuff myself for no reason in particular. Not all of it, I'll leave most of the crust. I gotta stop some day. It's bad enough everywhere I go obviously knows I'm like this since I get the same loafs all the time once or twice a week. I think mostly still skinny is that my digestive system is ruined.

 No.161918

>>161901
>Can you just pull hair from parts of your body that are concealed with clothing?
The thing is, I am only semi-aware when I'm plucking hair. So I only pluck from places that are easily accessible.



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 No.158798[Reply]

Any wizzies here exercise? Whether calisthenics, weightlifting, cardiovascular, or other. Share the reasons why you do/don't exercise, what you do, etc..

I tend to agree with Socrates: “No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”.
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 No.161763

>>161762
yes, i've lost 35~ pounds already from adderal and drinking energy drinks (was 240 now almost 200) but I'm hoping to lose some more. My diet is pure shit and I'm really weak and fatigued so I'm working on that as well.

 No.161887

>>161627
Stay safe wiz

 No.161888

>>161627
>>161649
Stay mad /pol/fag.

>>161645
Türk wizard'lar burada!

 No.161889

>>161888
Didn't mean to tag >>161627, sry about that brother.

 No.161907

>>161616
Haven't gave up yet. Currently I can do 15 pullups in perfect form and can hold my knees to my chest for about 20 seconds.



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 No.159386[Reply]

Hi, I'm a 27yo french neet wizard who've been put in mental asylum by his father two years ago.

Psychiatrics gave me antipsychotics drugs with a needle in my ass.

I'm out of hospital right now but I have a mandatory case who said if I don't get the needle every three weeks, cops come to me and put me back in asylum.

I've met the judge twice but he says I'm mad…

There are more than 100.000 people every years put through strength in mental asylum each year in France. Doctors says everyone of those is insane, they says 12.000.000 people have mental disease in France.
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>>161893
> I've been a wizard (and not in your degenerate usage of the term, but the original memetic one) for over a year now, the difference is I don't need coping mechanisms or circlejerks to justify myself and calm my conscience. You people disgust me.

How's the inside of your ass smelling this morning bud

 No.161897

>>161893
You are confusing r9k with wizchan

 No.161898

>>161641
So good ol' autism?

 No.161903

>>161893
ok normer

 No.161951

>>161897
You people haven't done a great job at convincing me otherwise. Just look around you.
It's the same religious-like rot, bottom of the barrel coping mechanism thinking you are so right and better. You are all fools clinging to a rotten fruit and calling it panacea.
I doubt most of you ever will reach a higher level of consciousness.



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