/wiz/ - Wizardry

is male celibacy a sort of phenomena that become more common with the time? I am especially looking for the answers of older wizards here, but everyone's are welcome.

I find being single forever satisfying once I game the same things that make a relationship satisfying, according to what psychological science researchers have found are the best precursors to relationship satisfaction.

So, appreciate the positives of being single commit to being single, and the lack of frequent fights, and remember that other people are happier than they would be if they were with you.

are you aware that the wizard lifestyle and the NEET/Hiki lifestyle bucks drive normalfags insane, are you aware of it?
That's why we can't live with normalfags, the best to do is to avoid them the most possible. live your life, let them live theirs.
one day, a normalfag will ask you what do you do, and then, when he learns you leech off the state and workers, they will instantly talk shit about you that people like him are paying taxes for useless people on bucks like us worse if you're a foreigner

wizards who works are safe because they have a job so the normalfag won't scold him because he works.

Is anyone else bothered by how much importance people place on sex?

I can't think of any other desire that you can satisfy entirely by yourself at no cost. And once you satisfy it you don't crave it anymore and might even feel disgust (aka post nut clarity/shame).

And yet because of sex people choose to ruin lives of others and their own, to ruin their health, to spend tons of money, to ruin relationships, to feel depressed and what affects me the most as wizard: also taint media with their horniness. Video games will have clearly cumbrained character design that looks stupid if you are not horny and if you criticize it you get called gay or a succubus. Movies have pointless sex scenes. They can't even comprehend people not being obsessed with sex 24/7. Imageboards are full with coomers shitposting and bitching and not getting laid.

Does no one else see how pointless it all is?

Yay, I can finally get shit-faced drink. Maybe one day I can become the alcoholic I always wanted to be.

Hello, fellow wizards! I have turned 30 today. Thought I'd celebrate the occasion by popping in to check this fine tower of wizardry. The rules say you only have to be 18 so I guess I could have posted here sooner but it feels more appropriate to be here having earned my cloak and hat. When do the magic powers kick in by the way? I want to speck into conjuration if possible. Having a little homunculus around to carry my stuff sounds nice.

My backup plan is completely ruined. In my turd world country, the only way to succeed as a sub-5 male is to be good in academics. I am not good in academics. I had a backup plan in my mind, if all else fails, I will become a taxi driver and that would ensure that I get enough enough to survive.

As things stand, it turns out, I am not good at driving either, I got my license, and somehow managed to clear the test. I think I can drive fine during the day, as I have been driving for 4 years now, but I can't drive at all in the night time. Like I get totally blinded. I have tried various glasses and they don't help either.

The only way to make a liveable earning as a taxi driver alone in my country I would have to drive long routes and therefore would have to drive during the time when the sun is down. But apparently I can't do that.

There are two more things, I suck at parking, I have no idea how I managed to parallel park properly during the driving test. I am really quite bad at parking. The other thing is that my confidence has plummeted because I had an incident where I accidentally cut someone off where I was 5km/hr over the speed limit so I thought that I could change lanes, but turns out I cut off a guy who was speeding even harder and that turned into a road rage incident.

What's worse is that both him and me traverse the same route daily, because I use that route to go to college, so I am afraid of encountering him again, and in a turd world country, these encounters could turn deadly.

All in all, my backup option to become a taxi driver is gone. I basically can't drive at night, and am not good at parking. I am also a slow thinker.

It is quite embarrassing and dare I say it makes me feel unmanly because there are so many succubi in my country who are able to drive so assertively and well, and can even drive in the night. My final option to make a living is gone.

I got my vision checked and it turned out to be largely alright, so I don't wear any prescription glasses but I still have no idea as to how people manage to drive in the night at see at night, even succubi can do it. And nobody likes a guy who can't drive.

I wonder if sex and relationships lost their zeal for us because after you become an adult, it seems the idea of sex goes from it being this exciting, new activity that you embark on with someone you love and care about; something that causes your blood to boil and butterflies to appear in your stomach, to something that's just expected of you. I feel that after I turned eighteen sex almost entirely lost its appeal. The idea of something so basic in life being discussed as something secretive, exciting, and new to just "wait, you haven't had sex? Why?" is soul crushing, and I'm not surprised if more people don't recover from that.

Or just generally killer thread? Anyone interested in criminal psychology and violent criminal behavior? This is my new hobby after I stopped reading philosophy. Stuff I read so far:
- John Douglas: Mindhunter
- Robert Ressler: Whoever Fights Monsters
- Robert Graysmith's Zodiac book
- currently reading Ann Rule's book about Ted Bundy

Concerning fiction, obviously recommend Thomas Harris' Hannibal Books, they are what got me really interested in the whole thing to begin with.

Reading about these guys I could relate to a lot of them, even though they are mostly normals who had gfs, wives or sex in some way. I think Ed Kemper, Son of Sam aka David Berkowitz, Arthur Leigh Allen (probably the Zodiac but not confirmed) and Carmine Calabro would post on this site if they were young these days. Ted Bundy would be another wizchan poster, even though he had several gfs, simply because here he could talk shit about succubi unlike on other places (and he wasn't really that much of a successful, charismatic Chad-like guy as he is thought of in pop culture, he was basically a college drop-out pseudo-intellectual, like lots of people here).