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I know this has the structure of a shitpost but I'm being serious here. I grew up as a loner watching anime and reading manga and I think it gave me unrealistic expectations of life. While normal people were having normal relationships I was engaging with fantasy worlds where relationships were pure and eternal and everything is important and grandiose. While a normal person might dream of getting that good job so they can afford a house and have a family I dreamt of inventing things on my own that realistically even a group of the brightest minds on earth can't make. All while I was below average intelligence and dropped out of computer science because I couldn't even get through the introductory math course while dreaming of doing AI research. Big inventions that others get amazed by make me yawn because they are nothing compared to what I've experienced in fictional media.

The funny thing is that I haven't consumed anime/manga in years and don't even watch any of these superhero movies because I cringe at the obvious self-inserts, power fantasies and wish fulfillment yet I can't get these unrealistic, grandiose, desires out of my head. Even a life that most would call successful seems boring and undesirable to me while I don't even have a degree or job. I see a link to perfectionism where as defensive mechanism for my ego I set unrealistic goals I know I can't fulfill so I don't even try so I don't get reminded of my mediocrity while feeling an unearned sense of pride for having high standards.

How did you wizards manage to stay grounded without having people around you to keep you grounded?
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I mean, seriously, what's the point of sticking around in this dreary mess when we can escape to those enchanting animated tales? Let's forget about all the struggles and disappointments, and just focus on the grandness and wonder of those freaking awesome fantasy realms.

Life's been throwing us curveballs left and right, making us feel like we're just worthless losers. But hey, in the anime world, we can be freaking heroes, conquer anything, and find our sense of purpose. Screw this mundane crap, man!

Why bother with the pressures of real life, when we can lose ourselves in the epic stories of manga and anime? It's like a freaking getaway, where we can be whatever we want, and nobody's there to judge us or bring us down.

So yeah, let's ignore reality and embrace the beauty of those animated tales. Let's find solace in the company of characters who get us, who go on epic journeys, and who freaking conquer their demons. We can do the same, bro!

Who needs the so-called "normal" life when we can create our own epic adventure? We'll embrace the beauty of these fictional realms and weave our own stories, with the power to overcome anything, no matter how impossible it seems.

And you know what's even better? We don't need anyone's approval or validation in the anime universe. We're free to be ourselves, to show our quirks, and to explore the depths of our desires without feeling ashamed.

Say goodbye to feeling invisible and unheard, 'cause in this anime realm, we matter, man! We'll connect with characters who understand us like no one else ever could. We'll forge bonds that run deeper than any real-life friendship.

And let me tell you, that desperation we felt before? It's being replaced with a newfound sense of purpose and hope. We might not be experts in life, but hey, we're experts in the magic of anime, and that counts for something.

I mean, in the anime universe, we're the masters of our destiny. We can create our own stories, fight our battles, and achieve greatness beyond anyone's wildest imagination. It's like a drug, man, pumping us with adrenaline and hope, making us feel invincible.

And the best part? We're not alone in this journey. We got each other, bro. Together, we'll explore these captivating realms, finding meaning and inspiration in the tales that unfold before us. It's like we found a hidden tribe of kindred spirits, all sharing the same hunger for adventure and Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


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You must now research realistic anime and spread it. So others like you may not get so harmed as you did.


Assuming you're not shitposting:

It's not anime that made you that way (narcissistic and perfectionist).
It's because you were that way to begin with that you ended up getting into anime among other things.

So, accept yourself as you are and stop caring about not fitting in to "grounded" normie standards.


this is just as bad of an idea. Imagine recommending someone to watch Friends. Just read some books. Any books really. Picture books/comic books don't count. The only thing to ground you into reality is to do menial work or improving a particular skill.


>to do menial work
that only makes you hate reality more, so no


God be thanked I am not giving any single coin for cinemas, weed, booze, onlyfans, mortgages, meds, crypto nor other scams of this psychotic modern world. Seriously, it's pathetic how carelessly individuals allow these businesses to grow rich at their expense (this is, not in an exclusively economic way)
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You don't *need* to pay for anything except food if you're healthy, if you're unhealthy then also meds and healthcare.

A roof over your head is a necessity in some places but in warmer places a tent will do as well.

You can get by on very little in this world. Nobody *needs* Netflix, weed, booze, cryptocoins, a new microwave oven, the newest Nvidia graphics card or whatever the fuck this world tries to shove down your throat.


blackrock and vanguard are the most evil corporations. they are pushing racist discrimination hiring practices among all corporations


vanguard is the greatest invention of capitalism. and it just shows that alt-rightists hate all that is good in the world, even capitalism, their favorite economic system

vanguard lets you do nothing and collect the gains of the whole world economy, just by sitting on your ass.

it isnt managed by humans but by AI.

the avg man should be happy with an avg return. as most of us are below avg.

yeah its not the Nietzschean superman, but it'll do.

Long Live Vanguard, the best thing to ever come out of capitalism, that lets us all enjoy its fruits!


I'm a minimalist accellerationist so i save the money i can for neeting. Pirating the rest. Let it burn.


Sour grapes bait.
More bait.

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How do you feel about trolls, effortposters,ironic shitposters, schizoposters, and faithless actors online? Are you one of them?

Do you think it is a revelation of inner sadistic desires to take pleasure in frustrating or insulting others online? Or is it just "play" with no real consequences?

I used to be mean online e.g. saying racist garbage, insulting people, and spreading misogyny. But I've felt much different recently and I try to be polite and helpful online. I do believe that being sadistic online is an expression of poor character.
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Why are you flagging or playing on a pvp realm if you dislike pvp?


being evil online is customary


Overall I try to be a good poster.
Trolling is kind of sad when it's coming from a place where the guy is clearly miserable and fucking hates the people he's posting with but is so stuck he can't let go and just go post somewhere that doesn't make him angry. I've done that once or twice too.
But not all trolling is a sadistic attempt to make everybody miserable. Trolling can just be shitposting and fucking around for fun. There's nothing wrong with being an asshole for amusement from time to time.

Also, some toxicity is really necessary to maintain a community that isn't total cancer. Some people can be prodded into realizing they're being retarded but others genuinely do just need to be aggressively and repeatedly told to fuck off and die.


I couldn't possibly agree more.


Yet here you are, where mods freely allow the troon cryptoscammer crabish kiwifarmlings deride whatever little quality this site may have by any ways possible. That, without adding that this is a place designed to make you fall into gluttony, alcoholism, suicide, whiny circlejerking, denial of self sexuality while becoming a coomer with 2D pr0n (you think they do not have that thing 3D succubi have, yet they are also feminine and can be even worst, so it's just a deceit)

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Why not just fund sexbots…I get why those who want to hold hands or whatever wouldn't want one but for those of us who want sex seems like an obvious solution…
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>op's pic is from a extremely niche porn game called tk17 which i've been using and following since 2015 or so
my friend, that is EDI from the popular game series mass effect.


is mass effect the future?


man edi was(is) so hot


I don't know, her face and 50's haircut always turned me off.


Whatever is not used for edging semen retention is a loss in this aspect. You could hardly lose your horniness if you still lots of meat, by the way
>coomer shame still remains and you know it

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What are some jobs that are suited for a wizard shut in? I'm a NEET that need to get a JOB ASAP.
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Software Engineer is the only option.
1. If you are NEET, you have all the time in the world to learn whatever language/tools you like, completely free from the internet.
2. Prepare for certifications. Make sure to do exams that have a dump of all the possible questions. Go to rhe dump and learn the correct answer for every questions.
3. Sign up for exams. This will cost approx $100 to $150 per exam.
4. Get around 3 certifications, then create a resume. If you apply for a job as lets say network engineer, then put on there that you have 1 year of experience as network engineer at company X.
5. Have a LinkedIn profile.
6. Apply for WFH jobs. Prepare to get asked what salary you want. ask a high salary! As a NEET you might underestimate your desired salary because you are frugal. Do not do this! Asking for a low salary is off putting.


It is if you can't code for shit


Why would you do certifications if you just want to code from home? Network engineer is a whole different job LMAO

1. Learn to code using the millions of free resources available on the Internet.
2. Play around with different areas and see what you have a knack for i.e. web dev, game dev, data analyst etc.
3. Research jobs in your chosen area of expertise.
4. Learn the popular tech stacks / tools and make a couple interesting open-source projects and release them on Github.
5. Make a good resume, make sure to include your Github projects as experience.
6. Apply to everything and jump through a couple hoops until you land your first job.
7. If all else fails, get an internship and demonstrate your skills or make connections.


I had a cool video about this one that lasted 40 minutes and explained it all but i lost it, im looking for it.


the only truly wizard job is semen retainer


Have you ever thought about trying to LARP as someone different than who you are, for example an assertive domineering asshole? Somehow I have always had an instinctive fear of acting like this, but when I look around at others who act like this, I realize there really are no consequences, in fact people seem to end up being subservient to the assholes in life and they skate through on easy mode. Being weak, subservient and docile has never worked out for me, so why have I never tried anything different my entire life? I wonder if it is even possible to essentially just fake a different personality than you actually have. Could it work? Would it be worth it?

I live in an urban metropolis and it strikes me often that society at large has somehow become anonymous, because when I go out, everyone I see is a stranger. I recognize no one. This is the normal default of the world. If you fuck up with one person, one business, you get thrown out, they hate you, so fucking what, right? There's always the next person, the next business, the next workplace. I think this is why you can actually get away with a lot. The breed of normals who push the envelope are almost like a different species because they have figured out that the consequences that I fear don't really exist.
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Only on Friday and Saturday nights of course.


So to become more confident, do I just need to speak my mind more & start more arguments? It seems like norms like arguing alot - except for the other type 9s.


This would only work if you move to a different place where nobody knows you. Otherwise cognitive dissonance will push normalfags to drag you back to being the creep loser they believe you should be.


>more confident
>speak my mind more & start more arguments?
Why would you want to be "seen" by normgroids? But yes, if getting into an argument is the shortest and most rewarding route to getting what you want. If let's say a normie is annoying and keeps pestering you with their dumb bullshit you could aim to piss them off in a way that leaves them "in the wrong" and potentially out of your vicinity.
Ofcourse first you need to practice all that in an environment which you can afford to destroy and leave. Causing a mess in your main environment due to low skill is a permanent mistake.


I have seen everything that is done under the sun and, behold, all is vanity and chasing after the wind

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I've been lurking here for a few months and I wonder if I even fit in here. I haven't fucked a succubus (or anything for you retarded zoomers) once in my life and the desire for succubi is long gone for me. However, I do have a job, graduated uni a few months ago, and (for networking purposes) socialize with normies. I prefer live alone and be alone for my free time.

Do I still classify as a wizard? If so, for anyone who isn't a neet on this site, tell me about your experience on wizard-chan and with masquerading amongst the normies.
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theres literally a wageslave general bro


what is networking?


just don’t talk about it
rules keep a healthy barrier
that for people who normie world is super important to them and their values they get mad they can’t discuss it
if you are a wiz spirit shit like having to socialise with norms is compartmentalized and you can just not mention it
Since your identity and sense of self is separate from
It because you like being alone as well
so just don’t mention it and the rules be chilling 😎




Making friends and sucking dick to get a better wage.


I recently moved into the city, my country's comic con is happening two kilometers away from me.

I want to go out of curiosity and boredom, but normies disgust, being around them is stressful for me, I have to wear headphones and be drunk/high just to relax because I can't stand being around them.

Even succubi have appropriated nerd hobbies, probably half the stands will have succubi selling shit. Succubi aren't an issue, their mediocre taste, whatever product that reaches their appeal gets worse.

Would you go? I recently started living alone again, I feel more bored than depressed.


i mean i went to free comic book day a couple of years ago. and some people treat it like a mini comic con. i saw some guys and succubi cosplaying.

but idk if you hate being around people so much, i wouldnt really see much point in going. you can just order comics off the internet with a click or watch vids of talks.

but meh if its just 2km and a topic ur really into, maybe u should just check it out


sounds like needless stress for no payoff. then again, i don't care for nerd shit. but these things tend to be just a consumer fest, gurls doing cosplay for attention and standing in lines for everything with smelly neckbeards.

i recommend watching youtube videos on it. there's also guaranteed someone streaming the "experience" on twitch, if you're really that curious.


The place is full of low-tier Stacies cosplaying and taking photos (and crabs+normies staring at them).

I don't specifically hate succubi, I hate humans. I hate the effect of succubi on nerd hobbies, when a product tries catering to them its quality decreases. Also, a few succubi can derail a whole group of crab/nerds, now imagine what a couple of succubi do to a whole "community". Men that turn to bouffoon behaviour when succubi are around disgust me, they're as much bad as dumb clueless succubi. Am I crazy for thinking like this, am I overreacting?


depends what ur there to do. lets say you want to hear a great comic artist give a talk. you can get that goal. and the bs going around u, doesnt matter.



hates people, wants to be at crowded event.

dude MEDS

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Are you an actual recluse?

Me? Yes, I'm recluse, but not fullblow hikki,I rarely go out, I spend most of my time in my room and on the web.

How is your reclusive lifestyle and what lead you to it?
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Fair enough. Have a good day sir.


this should have been me


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>finally managed to move out (again)
>set up my glass shelfs
>still can't bring myself to put up my anime figurines, furry wall posters, and dakimakura
How the fuck do I break the conditioning?


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There is hope


>Are you an actual recluse?
>How is your reclusive lifestyle and what lead you to it?
I dropped out of high school at the age of 17 in the year 2006. I had a few ideas as to what I wanted to do with my life but wasn't sure as to how to go about achieving them, as I was still a minor with no high school diploma and thus I was pretty sure that nobody would hire me until I turned 18. Once I turned 18, however; I noticed that getting hired even as an adult was a bit difficult for someone like me… and it's not because I lacked a high school diploma. I spent nearly two years in my bedroom doing not much else but playing video games, and maybe going outside every few weeks or every few months to visit my father or my cousins or brother or someone or other. My mother could eventually not afford to pay the rent so we moved in with my brother.

I'd made a few attempts at getting a job from 2006 to 2011, but was unsuccessful. I took the GED exam, passed, and earned the high school equivalency certificate. I would later go on to learn that nobody actually cares about me having a high school diploma–the issue was not my lack of education–the issue was, quite simply: me. I got my first real job (working for someone who's not my brother as a mall cop) in November of 2011. Worked there for a month and learned that, yep, not only did they not care to know whether I actually "finished" high school, but that, yeah; in very much the same way I could not function in high school–I also could not function in the workplace. I began to go outside less and less with each passing year–almost forgetting how to even speak.

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The imageboard user population has aged, so even more posters are into their 20s, 30s or more.

I think it's impossible that every single person here is a virgin, some users are bound to tag along because of the quality of the imageboard and its type of users (hikkis, shut-ins, nerds, loners, men that chose a path of extreme isolation, hermits, etc). So I'd understand why this site would appeal to "failed normies" that gave up on life, or how these "failed normies" pretend to be one of "us".

What are your thoughts on this? I'm not implying I'm not a virgin or that we should let not-virgins roam freely, don't get butthurt.
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If you got a blowjob in high school you are a normalfag.


if you whack off your not exactly celebate now are you?


>virgins who got a blowjob back in high school

nigga what


wise words

it is like how when i was in high school and was in a "semi popular" friend group who used to go and do stuff. yeah, i went out with them for a few times over the course of a couple months, but in the end i got kicked from their friendgroup purely because i at heart was still a loner and introvert and normiefags dont like it. hence, you could still be "regular" under a mask but who you are inside can still be one of us. sometimes you can check out, but you can never leave.


Of course it's going to be impossible, it's not like you have to send your government virginity ID to the site to post. But even if just 0.01% of males are wizards, that still thousands of wizards in the US alone, chances are some of them are going to find this site, so I like to think that the vast majority are virgins. I am a near-40-year-old virgin, I'm okay with being a virgin, and my life is comfy compared to other poor souls on this site.

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