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 No.220455[Reply]

My backup plan is completely ruined. In my turd world country, the only way to succeed as a sub-5 male is to be good in academics. I am not good in academics. I had a backup plan in my mind, if all else fails, I will become a taxi driver and that would ensure that I get enough enough to survive.

As things stand, it turns out, I am not good at driving either, I got my license, and somehow managed to clear the test. I think I can drive fine during the day, as I have been driving for 4 years now, but I can't drive at all in the night time. Like I get totally blinded. I have tried various glasses and they don't help either.

The only way to make a liveable earning as a taxi driver alone in my country I would have to drive long routes and therefore would have to drive during the time when the sun is down. But apparently I can't do that.

There are two more things, I suck at parking, I have no idea how I managed to parallel park properly during the driving test. I am really quite bad at parking. The other thing is that my confidence has plummeted because I had an incident where I accidentally cut someone off where I was 5km/hr over the speed limit so I thought that I could change lanes, but turns out I cut off a guy who was speeding even harder and that turned into a road rage incident.

What's worse is that both him and me traverse the same route daily, because I use that route to go to college, so I am afraid of encountering him again, and in a turd world country, these encounters could turn deadly.

All in all, my backup option to become a taxi driver is gone. I basically can't drive at night, and am not good at parking. I am also a slow thinker.

It is quite embarrassing and dare I say it makes me feel unmanly because there are so many succubi in my country who are able to drive so assertively and well, and can even drive in the night. My final option to make a living is gone.

I got my vision checked and it turned out to be largely alright, so I don't wear any prescription glasses but I still have no idea as to how people manage to drive in the night at see at night, even succubi can do it. And nobody likes a guy who can't drive.
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 No.223727

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>>220719
I was lucky enough to be born in a country with a great public transport system. I never need to drive and hence never will.

 No.223729

>>220455
what fuck you mean taxi in this current year are you an uber nikka?

 No.223731

I actually find driving to be pretty relaxing, like playing vidya, it forces you to concentrate on what's happening in front of you, instead of obsessing over your anxieties and depression and life. But I wouldn't want to do it for a living.

 No.225686

>>223727
same here, m8

 No.225687

>>220455
>just accept the exorbitantly expensive roving, multi-ton steel death trap you will drive at high speeds on roads surrounded by retards who are a risk to themselves and others, and which is responsible for destroying the notion of walkable and small scaled cities, the environment, and manipulatively sold to you as a symbol of virility
Cars are actually so fucking dumb



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 No.224502[Reply]

It's my 30th birthday I can finally post here woo!
This isn't as bad as I thought it would be.
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 No.225568

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>>224502
>>224502
>>224502
magician yokai IS NOT eizard


context: Patche is known to have Koakuma


Koakuma has appearance of a succubzy succub' %%this, or a tiny bat that feeds on worms, as in literal bookworms%%



regards, 2hu pro

 No.225570

>>225568
Schizo

 No.225620

>>225570
from succuni' pointaview, we're all schizos here kekw

 No.225631

>I can finally post here
trust me, nothing was stopping you before, based on the quality of threads I've seen.

 No.225679

OP is based and mukyupilled



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 No.222667[Reply]

I'm closer to lv37 than lv36 and I must say that finally abandoning all hope of somehow attracting a succubus, at around lv35, in turn made it so that all desires for them continues to diminish by the day, and with that the hatred for normies has all but died down, as I no longer crave or envy their lifestyle.

I attempted to attain this much enlightenment many times before by hating succubi and normies but ended up failing every time, thus making me wonder if any warlocks have been truly successful in embracing wizardry?

Apathy seems to be a much more effective path, albeit slower.
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 No.222912

yes i have bro, succubi suck you dont want a girlfriend all they do is leech.

BUTT be warned…. apathy towards succubi generally leads to homosexuality its just mother nature bro you gotta get used to it

 No.222971

>>222667
>wizard powers unlock at lv 40
its gonna feel good to have studied the occult

 No.222975

>>222667
No it's actually the opposite of what you say. Once you stop hating normies you become a normie yourself. As long as you still have your hate you can be a wizard, those who "moved on" simply gave up and surrendered to their enemies.

 No.222979

>>222667
I'm 33, 32 at the time of the summoning ritual. I've requested a succubus only to be rejected. Not harshly, it just wasn't my destiny. "The path of a warlock is a lonely one, but I would have a familiar for that purpose." That is a daughter of Lilith told me.
I regularly peer into the lower planes and find most demons to be decent folk. Even if I don't get a succubus I have no intention of turning away from this path.

 No.225659

IMHO real/pure wizards are those that genuinely prefer and live happier without anything related to GF/succubi. Since forever and specially since 13 I finally assumed that being single and having nerdy hobbies are literally a "doom" in normie standards bit despiste this I genuinely prefer it no matter the ridicule or mock. I'm 28 and honestly, despiste not being asexual at all, I can't understand the imperious need for female approbation.



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 No.220422[Reply]

Okay, Almost all of us here barely have any friends IRL, me included (I am sure at least half of us here are fine with that), But what about online Socialization? even the biggest Hikikomoris socialize online, the issue is that I f*g can't relate to people online, even in circles that are meant for "losers" and "outcasts", even if i like many people there and we can somewhat get along, I still feel that I do not belong there and that we live in entirely different worlds, And I do not play online games, nor post in any other imageboard aside of this, I always feel home here, unlike anywhere else online, so it's comfy here, but somewhere like 4trannies? hell no, it really hits when my former online friends are advancing in life and starting romantic relationships and I am left in the same exact place (not negatively) it's when I realize that I don't belong around them and I am only going to relate to them less and less with the time, and I hate it when they try to get me to change my way and try to talk to me about "getting a G.F" and escaping wiz/apperantice-hood so i decide to just abandon them and live inside of my own mind bubble comfortably
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 No.225630

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the wizcord ain't actually all that bad depending on which day you stop by and who has the energy to post

 No.225633

>>225630
Wizcord is basically dead, it isn't the old boogeyman server that wizchan user use to think, only a handful of schizo still keep this idea of a shadowy cabal of fake wizard in Discord trying to destroy the pure wizard users here, like the schizo couple of replies above, even the old users there got tired of drug induced psychotic schizo that would pop around at the server going schizo there.

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>>220422
The good old times are decidedly over for me. Internet is now full of kids and their idiotic trends, normalfags, flooded with corporate shit, IRCs are full of nothing these days, nothing really interesting to contribute. Also, when I remember that online "friends" are regular people offline. As it gets increasingly difficult to socialize through chats, since most users are simply obnoxious as fuck, the only acceptable form of interaction for an oldfag wizard is to talk with the fragments of his own psyche and eventually interact in anonymous forums and very specific imageboards.

 No.225647

>>225630
It is wizcord in name only, that place is filled with crabs and failed normies that pretend to be wizzards and when they are told of what they really are they get mad about it, nobody cares anymore about wizardry not even the server admin, some of them constantly write how much they want to marry and have kids and lots of them are gay trannies

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>>225647
cuz yur not in the real one stupid



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 No.224013[Reply]

Am 47 and have been very clumsy all my life, nowadays i try to stay clear of things that can fall, i don't drive and avoid carrying babies from people who somehow wants me to hold them, I bump into everything and can't look people in the eyes and generally just don't know how to exist in a public setting, i also struggle too much with spatial directions, people think i am blind, and i always look sooooooooooooo awkward when someone tellls me the place of a certain object in the room using their fingers, i also can't understand people often times, they speak too fast and i too speak too fast they can't understand me.
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 No.225540

>>225539
https://theneurotypical.com/

The stories I've read about it are heartbreaking. I wouldn't wish that fate on a succubus I hate.

 No.225542

>>225539
>Like the kind that talks like a robot and was very slow and clumsy and kept maps of various metro lines around the world despite never leaving the country.



metro's life
metro's love

various lines have that beauty of something plain, plain and unassuming…


(context: metro=subway)

 No.225545

>>225540
Is this site is made by normies to talk shit about Autists?

 No.225546

>>225545
Yeah, but what's the problem? Autists are like the sacred cow of the internet.

 No.225547

>>225545
Would you want to be married to one? Do you think you'd be a good father?



 No.225305[Reply]

I believe in the potential of humanity. I believe in the human ability of compassion and cooperation. We are still essentially in the dark ages, human civilization is only around 12,000 years old. There has been unprecedented rapid technological development in the past 200 years and it takes time as a species to adjust to all of this. Humanity is going through growing pains as things balance out and the fact is that our species is going to live on for thousands of years more and longer. I fully believe that while our current civilization is decaying and receding and war in the near future with societal decay is inevitable, the society that humans have in the far future will seem utopian compared to our standards now. We have the ability to create a fair and just world, societal systems develop as well as technology does. While the current system is unfair and easy to slip through the cracks, its a first step into the whitepill world of tomorrow. I believe, anons. Humanity is going to make it.
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 No.225389

>>225384
He isn't pessimistic, he is a realist.
Utopias and paradises can't exist anywhere in the infinite universe due to universal laws of physics and finite resources.

Every single sentient species that will ever exist, will risk their lives and bodies for resources and status. Equality cannot and does not exist. Everything in nature that can exploit something else, does it.

War, violence and bloody resource competition is a fundamental part of the universe. Existence itself is hell.

Even the heat death of the universe can't make you escape conflict, because given infinite time, the universe will first crunch and compress, then explode again.
This cycle of big crunches and big bangs is inevitable and you have no way of ever getting away from them.

Sooner or later after the latest big bang, life and planets suitable for life will develop and evolve all around the universe.
And you'll be born to some creature fighting for its' existence. Fighting for nutrition, safety, status and shelter.

There is no escape. Even suicide is futile except as a personal character reroll. You're here forever in some form. The system is incredibly sadistic, evil and malevolent. Do everything you can within your current life cycle to make it as tolerable or beautiful as possible. You could be a street kid in Bangladeshi waste fills next round.

 No.225392

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We don't matter

 No.225393

>>225392
>We don't matter
The normals, the crabs and the succubi can't help but project all kinds of ideologies on this statement. A wizard just states what he sees clearly. That's how you know.

 No.225443

>>225393
shit.

maybe the very /wiz/ardness of mine is a good trait when it comes to sending important claims to Sportloto.

 No.225458

On a personal level im a fat sexless hikki in his mid 30s diagnosed schizo who will die alone.

on a world level?

dont even get me started on climate change and the chaos thats going to bring

humanity is fucked



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 No.225406[Reply]

did any wizard tried astral projection or heard about it before ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astral_projection

before I learn about it, I thought that astral projection was a process in which the soul get out of the body, and can operate autonomously and freely without relying on the body. so you can for example enter your neighbor's house and watch and listen to everything that happen there, without them be aware of your presence.
but after doing some research, I came across this post on reddit in which the author recounts his experience.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AstralProjection/comments/1lv8mu1/astral_self_defense_everything_you_should_expect/

and from what I read, It looks like a all those delusions and hallucinations are the same symptoms as someone who has schizophrenia.
it also feels like an advanced video game, like you can leave this world and when you come back you are at the same point as when you left, because you saved the "game", also all these materializations of weapons and super powers that you acquire in this world, do indeed feel like a video game.

so what are your thoughts and experiences with astral projection, if any?

 No.225407

>any wizzes learned english ?

>did any wizard ever in to english ?


>*reddit link*

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 No.225456

>>225407
what the fuck is your problem you fucking dumb retard ? can't you read english ?



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 No.224722[Reply]

I can't do things when they're not mine. for example I don't have a pc and refuse to use my brother's because I want my own thing, my own computer. I don't like using other's peoples stuff.
any other wizard who is the same as me?
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 No.224837

>>224835
you vil share ze toilet und you vil be happy

 No.224838

>>224837
YES my lord!

 No.225372

>>224837
YES my lord

 No.225394

>>224837
context: i had a stomach pain so i literally asked an "excuse my rudeness" question to a guy who was busy fixing his SUV


context 2: my workplace is located in semi-villagey setting, not a street one



well, I borrowed some of his drotaverin pills e.g. stomach pain medicine pills

 No.225444

>>224722
Using own PC as a /wiz/ = using "own pocket universe".

tht's exactly why I own several HDDs - so I could pretty much use my disc-o-theque on a Prestigio cheap lappy of mine/work lappy/bro's lappy/old 2008 "gaming lappy"



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 No.225437[Reply]

This night, I was crying over /dep/ tier past of mine


This morning, a 1,5 hour long rain was… no, is still raining.

inb4 /wiz/ - more like a cozy, re-comforting coincidence

 No.225439

Moved to >>>/b/1022295.



 No.223242[Reply]

I wonder if sex and relationships lost their zeal for us because after you become an adult, it seems the idea of sex goes from it being this exciting, new activity that you embark on with someone you love and care about; something that causes your blood to boil and butterflies to appear in your stomach, to something that's just expected of you. I feel that after I turned eighteen sex almost entirely lost its appeal. The idea of something so basic in life being discussed as something secretive, exciting, and new to just "wait, you haven't had sex? Why?" is soul crushing, and I'm not surprised if more people don't recover from that.
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 No.223668

>>223664
The discussion of free will is just semantics too and doesn't carry any significant weight, like it doesn't have any concrete effect on your life. I personally don't believe in free will but I am open to interpretations and other opinions. I believe the circumstances define your life. You can't separate yourself from your environment fully. If you change over the years then it's because your environment/circumstances changed in some way too.

>>223665
That's cool. But I still think it's just a very arbitrary buzzword that doesn't mean anything concrete. Whether positive or negative, people like labels, "brands", making themselves fit into some category. Mental illnesses aren't different either.

 No.223669

>>223666
I do really think he is a pc game addict, but he absolutely does not play some of the games he has an account for himself.

How the hell would he grind all those MMO accounts while running Tesla, SpaceX and Doge (which he named after his meme coin) unless he literally delegates all his work to other people.

 No.223696

>>223666
Musk's Elden Ring builds are comically bad and his Path of Exile account is boosted, there is absolutely no way he could have spent 14+ hours daily to grind the BiS equipment he has.

He is a top 10 Diablo 4 player worldwide and his gameplay streams suggest he really is obsessed with the game. And he has put 15,000+ hours into grinding it.

 No.223699

Also when he plays PoE he just ignores ultra rare drops from mobs and doesn't understand what they are. His gameplay feeds are freely viewable on his X and he hssn't even bothered deleting them

 No.225396

>>223669
I have a third opinion:

he *may* pay money to a leet player to play …

…just like a XIX-XX century bourgeois would pay to pianists or other live performers


Maybe Musk gets to play "his own games" sometimes (via a TeamView-like app)



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