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 No.220249

I've been thinking about this for a while. If you have moderately wealthy parents the best strategy to be a neet long term is not to just keep living with them forever. This is the lowest effort option, but not the best because having wealthy parents gives you another option: Get a loan and start a business by hiring wage slaves.

Being the owner of a business that runs itself because the proper wageslaves have been hired is basically the same as being a neet only you get wealthy as a result. Passive income has always been the key, but let's be honest it's hard to achieve unless you got lucky with crypto or something. Business is a much more surefire way to make money and it can easily become passive for the owner of the business. It's actually more normal for business owners these days to not work than the opposite. This means that business owners are essentially the highest class of neets. Those who own stocks and stuff are similar but you have to have lucked into that unless you can manage to wageslave long enough to build a nest egg. That is too long though. I think the amount of time required to become wealthy via passive income is much less for business than wageslaving. You could earn in one year what it would take you 10 years of wage slaving to earn.

The key is to start something with low capital start up costs. At first you will need to do a lot of work yourself to establish the business, but once it is going, you can just let the wage slaves do everything. If you have parents that can supply or cosign for a 30k loan you could probably start a business. That is enough to hire a couple of wage slaves for several months. Do stuff like advertise your business to get clients/customers. Utilise cheap contractors on fiverr or whatever to do stuff your wageslaves can't do like web/graphic design . Glitz it up, make it look professional. The other key is of course hiring the right wage slaves with the right combination of exploitability/reliability and then finding the most effective way to exploit them long-term. I would say having a business plan is another key but honestly just copy an existing business plan. Business is a game that has already been solved. Just copy whatever everyone else is doing but with a different logo. All that happens is you end up with a slice of the same pie as them.

Like they say, if you can't beat them, join them. If you're gonna be a neet leeching off the largess of society, might as well be a big fat happy leach with lots of money.

Looking for wizback on this line of thinking. Is this, or is it not the loophole to wealthy neethood that I think it is?

 No.220250

wizards arent going to be smart or knowledgeable enough to do this half the time
you are asking for way too much

 No.220251

tl;dr: The best way to be a "neet" is to be employed but like with a job that's easy where you don't need to work a lot.

 No.220252

>if you have wealthy parents you can start a business
No shit. If you're rich then you all have all sort of opportunities. Everyone knows that. Most people dont have rich parents. Are you 12 years old and just now realising this? You can even just buy a business, and hire someone to do due dilligence, etc. But you seem like such an idiot you'll try to make something from scratch with no idea what youre doing and you'll just lose money

 No.220253

>>220251
No, employment (at your own company) is only a temporary step. The end goal is to be the employer not an employee. You can arrange it so that you literally don't have to work at all. Then you are literally neet.

 No.220254

>>220253
we open our own video game company and we hire each other: wizard studio👍

 No.220255

Business owner works much more than the avarage Wagie, OP is delusional

 No.220257

Lmao this is such retarded shit, like the kind of advice that says “just buy 5 or 6 houses/departments bro, you live in one and rent the others, that’s it easy”

Just fucking delete this absurd thread

 No.220271

>>220252
This. OP's idea has zero chance of working for a poor whose parents can't even cosign a mobile phone let alone a business loan.

Ok, just for arguments sake, your poor but hard working parents somehow get you a 10,000 loan to be repaid in 5 years.
You open a restaurant or business of any kind. 100% of your capital is allocated to equipment, wages and advertising.

It doesn't kick off, or maybe a new road construction blocks people from accessing you, maybe the economy takes a sharp downturn and people simply wont buy anything non-essential you are peddling.

Then what? You are screwed. Your parents are screwed and you will be in even deeper poverty for half a decade repaying the loan with interest. And you will likely never get a second chance.

Do you now see why very often the correct play as a poor is to LDAR? And even if you by some dark magic ran into 10,000 to use as you please (inheritance, lottery etc) you should cling onto it like life depends on it. Because it does, and once that money is gone you will likely never get it back.

The ONLY way to escape this situation is to suddely come into a much larger sum with no strings attached, like $100,000 or 200,000. Through inheritance, parental help or whatever other way.

Then your future wont crash and burn upon a single failed experiment. Just by keeping that money in a high yield savings account in your bank will make you enough money in interest to start a new small business every single year without ever having to access the capital itself or asking anybody to loan you cash.

It's imperative to be born rich or into an at least wealthy family. Your odds of escaping poverty as an average IQ person who isn't going to get free grants to med school is close to zero in 2024.

 No.220290

>>220252
This is why normalfags who reproduce are so evil. Especially succubi (the queefers of wageslaves). If your parents are weak, poor and stupid then it's almost impossible to avoid brutal wageslavery. It's simply sadism to have 10 minutes of "fun" (unprotected sex) and make another soul pay for it with 50+ years of suffering.

 No.220291

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>>220255
regardless of how much actual work it requires, it has fewer humiliation rituals than wageslavery (interviews, hr, teambuilding, job hopping, etc.)

 No.220293

>>220249

Just be rich and stuff, its easy and stuff.

Dont Neet if you re poor, i want to go back in time and kick my ass of my neet self every fuckin day

 No.220294

>>220291

says tard never worked or started or ran a business.

 No.220295

>>220293
why do you regret? what is your job?

 No.220298

>>220295

my job is Not windin up homeless,

cause i was a neet dumbass, so im stuck at zero

be a neet, end up homeless ,

Neet - O

 No.220299

>>220298
nigga talk normaly



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