/wiz/ - Wizardry

I've been thinking about this for a while. If you have moderately wealthy parents the best strategy to be a neet long term is not to just keep living with them forever. This is the lowest effort option, but not the best because having wealthy parents gives you another option: Get a loan and start a business by hiring wage slaves.

Being the owner of a business that runs itself because the proper wageslaves have been hired is basically the same as being a neet only you get wealthy as a result. Passive income has always been the key, but let's be honest it's hard to achieve unless you got lucky with crypto or something. Business is a much more surefire way to make money and it can easily become passive for the owner of the business. It's actually more normal for business owners these days to not work than the opposite. This means that business owners are essentially the highest class of neets. Those who own stocks and stuff are similar but you have to have lucked into that unless you can manage to wageslave long enough to build a nest egg. That is too long though. I think the amount of time required to become wealthy via passive income is much less for business than wageslaving. You could earn in one year what it would take you 10 years of wage slaving to earn.

The key is to start something with low capital start up costs. At first you will need to do a lot of work yourself to establish the business, but once it is going, you can just let the wage slaves do everything. If you have parents that can supply or cosign for a 30k loan you could probably start a business. That is enough to hire a couple of wage slaves for several months. Do stuff like advertise your business to get clients/customers. Utilise cheap contractors on fiverr or whatever to do stuff your wageslaves can't do like web/graphic design . Glitz it up, make it look professional. The other key is of course hiring the right wage slaves with the right combination of exploitability/reliability and then finding the most effective way to exploit them long-term. I would say having a business plan is another key but honestly just copy an existing business plan. Business is a game that has already been solved. Just copy whatever everyone else is doing but with a different logo. All that happens is you end up with a slice of the same pie as them.

Like they say, if you can't beat them, join them. If you're gonna be a neet leeching off the largess of society, might as well be a big fat happy leach with lots of money.

Looking for wizback on this line of thinking. Is this, or is it not the loophole to wealthy neethood that I think it is?