So title says it all basically. I want to stop being a neet and then go find an office job and climb the corporate ladder. To do this I've learned that only psychopaths/alphas with sadomasochistic tendencies can move up the ladder by basically psychologically dominating the other humans and treating them like cattle with pet nicknames. Would asking normgroids to become friends as first thing work or would they know something is wrong? That no one good does this and friendship should be built through mutual experience. At this point I honestly predict it would work on 90% of normies besides other slayer alpha chads that are also playing corporate chess. Instead of killing myself I want to dominate other normgroids and make them feel the pain I feel through psychological manipulation like calling them lil buddy or pal and demeaning them all the time to lift up my own posture around others and feel good. But how do I start?
I would begin by first rejecting all the succubi in the workplace. Show them a super hot supermodel gf as my phone wallpaper that mogs them. If they beging to questing it I will play the card that they are just jealous of her looks and aren't as pretty to btfo them.
If you have to ask how to navigate social situations on a website for virgins, I'm afraid you have autism and no amount of masking can hide it from normies.
Your only realistic route is going the Musk way and actually having abilities and skills which can be monetized in a company you created yourself.
Your only realistic route is going the Musk way and actually having abilities and skills which can be monetized in a company you created yourself.
I worked with a CS major that pretended to be "one of us" and "too good for this place." He did exactly that: banked a perfect attendance record and top numbers on projects while nobody was paying attention. He slid right into management and won't chat with us anymore. I hate that guy.
Your dumb ass really came to an imageboard mostly inhabited by unemployed guys who don't care about their place on the social ladder.. To ask how to climb the social ladder at a corporate office job? Are you drunk on beer, maybe wine?
>>225970
nah, he's on the spectrum like 99% of people posting here.
neurotypicals do this shit at age 6 without even understanding the how or the why.
op asks for advice on how to behave like a malevolent normie in real life at age 30. reflect on that
nah, he's on the spectrum like 99% of people posting here.
neurotypicals do this shit at age 6 without even understanding the how or the why.
op asks for advice on how to behave like a malevolent normie in real life at age 30. reflect on that
>>225971
>nah, he's on the spectrum like 99% of people posting here.
Nah. Literally every human is "on the spectrum" according to that this "spectrum" encompasses. Someone can't fail to hold in a sneeze gracefully and groomed children such as yourself will claim they're autistic because of it.
>op asks for advice on how to behave like a malevolent normie in real life at age 30
Nah. One of the signs of being socially conditioned to the point of fulfilling this normality is the constant pursuit of being more normal than you were yesterday.
>nah, he's on the spectrum like 99% of people posting here.
Nah. Literally every human is "on the spectrum" according to that this "spectrum" encompasses. Someone can't fail to hold in a sneeze gracefully and groomed children such as yourself will claim they're autistic because of it.
>op asks for advice on how to behave like a malevolent normie in real life at age 30
Nah. One of the signs of being socially conditioned to the point of fulfilling this normality is the constant pursuit of being more normal than you were yesterday.
>>225964
be a vibey
slack (aka "protect your boundaries", "take breaks properly", hide your fuckups or prevent them)
be a vibey
slack (aka "protect your boundaries", "take breaks properly", hide your fuckups or prevent them)
>>225964
>I want to stop being a neet and then go find an office job and climb the corporate ladder.
lol
>I want to stop being a neet and then go find an office job and climb the corporate ladder.
lol
>bro, how do I normiemaxx?
>well better ask a site well know to be populated by schizos, weirdos, Hiki NEETs and other type of oddballs
Either is a troll thread or OP is genuinely low IQ
>well better ask a site well know to be populated by schizos, weirdos, Hiki NEETs and other type of oddballs
Either is a troll thread or OP is genuinely low IQ
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>>225980
but wage slave thread gets bumped daily so you're not fooling anyone
but wage slave thread gets bumped daily so you're not fooling anyone
>>225980
>a site well know to be populated by schizos, weirdos, Hiki NEETs and other type of oddballs
Is it? I don't see any posts made by schizophrenics, being a virgin isn't weird, NEETs seem to be the minority these days, and oddball posts can usually be chalked up to an ESL trying to mimic casual internet English.
>a site well know to be populated by schizos, weirdos, Hiki NEETs and other type of oddballs
Is it? I don't see any posts made by schizophrenics, being a virgin isn't weird, NEETs seem to be the minority these days, and oddball posts can usually be chalked up to an ESL trying to mimic casual internet English.
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>>225964
Short answer: picrelated
Short answer: picrelated
>>225984
>ESL
Looked it up.
that's English as Second Language
proper jokes though, English is my third language at best
>ESL
Looked it up.
that's English as Second Language
proper jokes though, English is my third language at best
People don't like psychos not when it's obvious, they put on masks and get liked by people through deceiving them
>>225990
English is my third language as well, and I write and talk in English at a level equal to or greater than my mother tongue.
I can't believe how mentally delayed one has to be to be born into an anglosphere country (which includes a lot of 3rd world nations if you also count the ones where it's the first/second official language)
and still fail to communicate by misusing it to the point strangers have to point out you're not making any fucking sense.
English is my third language as well, and I write and talk in English at a level equal to or greater than my mother tongue.
I can't believe how mentally delayed one has to be to be born into an anglosphere country (which includes a lot of 3rd world nations if you also count the ones where it's the first/second official language)
and still fail to communicate by misusing it to the point strangers have to point out you're not making any fucking sense.
>>225995
you're cheeky enough to be a Scottish Fold kitty from Great Britain though. Which explains the mother tongue small vocabulary, kekw
you're cheeky enough to be a Scottish Fold kitty from Great Britain though. Which explains the mother tongue small vocabulary, kekw