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 No.168935[Last 50 Posts]

What are your favourite wizchan threads of all time?
Link to the the archive/cached page of them

 No.168936

All the threads I have opened are the best.

 No.168937

>>168936
this, wizchan is a neverending heaven of an imageboard

 No.168941

None they’re all horrible

 No.168943

>>168941
how dare you

 No.168948

>>168943
Dare to say something different? Yes I dare.

 No.168955

I really enjoyed reading the "Bottom of the barrel contest" thread a long time ago. Basically wizzies describing their lifes.

 No.168957

None I can be bothered to remember. Like the other wizard pointed out, the threads on this site are usually pretty horrible and even the "good ones" are still entirely forgettable.

 No.168959

The revenge threads where wizards talked about suicide bombing norms

 No.168960

I think the appeal of wizchan isn't so much about individual threads as it is about the general culture and comfy atmosphere. Despite the flaws and all.

 No.168961

How about you link to live threads worthy of archival?

 No.168963

At πŸ‘ least πŸ‘ this πŸ‘ is πŸ‘ better πŸ‘ than πŸ‘ [{redacted}]

 No.168965

Homeless threads are mega comfy

 No.168966

I liked the thread where one wizard killed himself in 2017,there was also one thread a looong time ago about some wizzie that was going to met another wizzie but he ended up being a fucking psycho that called the police on him or something,I remember something like that,someone has the archive for that one?

 No.168970

i liked the fatwiz general, i think we had 2 full ones before we gave up

 No.168971

>>168966
That was a good one. That guy's last post was a picture of his broken suitcase in some homeless shelter, pretty grim stuff.

 No.168972

>>168971
Do you have an archive or something like that? I remember that one existed,

 No.168981

>>168972
I don't.

 No.168982

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 No.169028

https://wizarchive.000webhostapp.com/

A snapshot from last year.
Pass: wizardsonlypls

 No.169053

>>169028
Nice, it would be good to have one of these for each year

 No.169332

>>168963
this
so much this

 No.169333

>Japan Homeless Bike Wiz Thread
>Brazilian Homeless Knife Wiz Thread
Those were the most exciting that had me checking everyday for updates. Wish we had an archive of them..

 No.172778

>>168982
not him but its hard to be edgy on a site where antinatalism is like par

 No.172779

>>169333
why didn't you save 'em, wizzie??!!

 No.172780

Wizfat thread.
DnD thread.
Virgin thread on /b/.
Refuge thread on /v9k/, the one with a funny webm.
The saga of the russian schizo across /b/, /meta/ and /v9k/.
/meta/ threads where crabs pretend to fit in but also try to change the rules. Hilarious.
Any thread that I made.
Most of /featured threads are pretty good as well.

 No.172781

https://archive.fo/AHRZm the wizard who pisses and shits in his sink and shower
https://archive.fo/IUxei the extremely brief groidposting meme left a permanent mark via a meta complaint thread
https://archive.is/OPw91 https://archive.is/mLsoS https://archive.fo/1OxFv the art wiz threads
https://archive.fo/5T8Ux wizardtier movies
https://archive.is/jWxjY https://archive.fo/FiR5o anime screenshots
https://web.archive.org/web/20160907143335/https://wizchan.org/games/res/11116.html obscure games gems
https://archive.fo/IIxlU complaint thread that elicited what is probably the largest responsetby an admin

 No.173052

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>>168935
>What are your favourite wizchan threads of all time?

 No.173054

>>173052
The old wizchan was so much better,this place is now a haven for hardcore wizchad improvebrahs that make fun of anyone not being 1000% happy with the wizard life.

This place used to be so fun.

 No.173055

>>173054
Just go get a gf already.

 No.173057

>>173055
ok thanks bro

 No.173058

>>173055
normalfag proving him right

 No.173067

>>173058
The Demiurge created normalfags to test wizard apprentices and wizards.

 No.173075

>>168941
>>168957
If this is so bad why keep coming?

 No.173082

This is some ploy to digest wizchan and serve it up as a commercialized turd. I trust none of you. You are all probably youtube culture digesters.

 No.173083

I can already see the video with random zoom-ins in rythm to the speech and getty images stock photos with the copyright protection not taken out. Not to mention the xylophone diaper public domain music. Sponsored by ass rash powder except made by overpriced gray hipsters. I denounce this thread and all threads like it.

 No.173085

>>168966
>>168971
This wiz you are describing was known as the "precarious living situation" guy because of his OP title. I too remember an archive of the thread being posted.

Other than that I remember that Scandinavian (I think) wizard who committed suicide in his garage (with carbon monoxide afaik) and was posting updates in thread until he went silent. Then there was a report from some local newstation of a body being recovered which matched the details of OP's situation.

 No.173126

>>168955
We need another one of those

 No.173132

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>>173085
The guy was Dutch. Pic related is the best parts of the thread.

>>169333
>>Brazilian Homeless Knife Wiz Thread
I don't know if that's the one, but I remember one in 2017 where a wiz was posting about his homeless travels in Brazil.

Another wiz there said that he just lives off of money people drop at him, and when someone speaks to him he just replies
"I don't like to talk to people". And they leave him alone.
That one really touched me.

another homeless one:
Absolute Homelessness Survival (2017): https://web.archive.org/web/20170903160025/https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/123692.html

 No.173133

>>173132
>dutch guy
Hey that's pretty good. I made sulfuric acid from some ingredients(very inefficiently) when I was a kid playing with chemistry(very stupid, I did dangerous shit), but the formic acid obviously looks like something only a professional could make. Unfortunately buying this stuff would be extremely suspicious.

 No.173134

>>173133
I misremembered, I never made sulfuric acid. It was a different less dangerous chemical.

 No.173176


 No.173200

>>173054
There's still v9k just for you inccels.

 No.173203

>>173132
That homelessness thread is pure quality,the kind of thread that pretty much dissapeared from here.

 No.173204

I'm wondering if anyone has an image of this thread, I didn't see the thread itself but I saw an image of it on 8chan before it was nuked.

It was about this wizard type guy who meets this succubus in a psych ward and they get along but when he leaves he doesn't have her phone number or information, he spends some time trying to find her and eventually finds her high school, he stalks her for a bit before giving her this really cringe letter saying how much he loves her, and in the end she rejects him and says she doesn't care. Does anyone remember this?

 No.173205

>>173204
Is that to be considered a wizard?
What has been about "disregard succubi"?

I think they do those things on purpose.

 No.173207

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>>173132
I wonder what happened to all those homeless wizzies,are you still there?

 No.173208

>>173132
Watching all those posts from 2017 I wonder what happened to all those wizzies with serious problems,they all got replaced with improvebrahs bragging about how much exercise they do every day or how they made millions with bitcoin.

I wonder if they all killed themselves or maybe they just left wizchan before it went to shit,they made the right call if that's the case.

 No.173260

>>173208
Well I left wizchan right around that time. I used to write really long posts in a lot of threads and I remember getting quality replies, but I saw a lot of low quality threads as well complaining about moderation and the usual truewiz stuff.
I left mostly because life just got worse, and I tried to make attempts at salvaging it. It didn't work, so now I'm a step away from LDAR.

I returned mostly because of fond memories of this place, and to an extent this place is still heavenly in comparison to most of the internet today. It really does pain me to see so many "improvebruhs" that clearly don't belong or relate to most older wiz problems, it feels like a lot of younger folk came here to preach stuff they themselves don't practice and for all the wrong reasons.
Sure keeping healthy and reducing ones suffering is very much wizardly since most of us don't have the guts to end our misery, or failed previously, but some posts here read like:
>just went to the gym with my homies
Posts that are written in similar tone and those that kick wizards that are already down have certainly increased in number.

I got nowhere else to go, I'll just lurk or write low effort stuff like this. I believe effort posting is wasted on the current demographic.
Wizchad vultures ready to destroy and stamp out anyone and everyone, snarky ironic "haha got him" replies is what fuels these people.
I really enjoy reading long-form posts here, regardless of topic, but there is no engagement I feel like. Those who used to effort post likely already burned out by the people you mentioned and also just lurk.
Well at least that is something I'd like to believe.

 No.173269

>>173204
That was from 8chan /v9k/. The thread wasn't really wizardly and neither was the board. The dude actually killed himself in the end although can't be sure about that because there was no real evidence. Can't find an archive of the thread though.

 No.173277

>>173204
It's "cringy" or "cringe-worthy", not cringe. Cringe is a verb whereas these two aforementioned words are the adjectives which would suit what you are trying to describe.

 No.173542

This isn't wizchan, but there was this extremely wizardly thread on 8chan /christian/ where a virgin castrated himself because of how he interpreted a Bible verse. I should go looking for that thread again.

 No.173543

>>173542
Found it. Shine on, wizzie.
https://archive.fo/iDtsG

 No.174826

>>173260
I stopped browsing in late 2018 due to life circumstances and when I came back everyone was under 30 and attacking each other. I missed the banter and camaraderie that used to be here.

 No.174827

>>174826
>I stopped browsing in late 2018 due to life circumstances and when I came back everyone was under 30
This site and its predecessor were never ever in their history a majority 30+ userbase, that has literally never happened and I wish retards would stop thinking this.
>t. been using this place since 2013

 No.174847

>>174827
It never should have mattered. Once you're past your early 20's (and even then) it's all the same as far as being a male virgin. Lose it or not, the stink follows you (in the eyes of most people, at least - it's social death to acknowledge).

 No.174849

>>174847
Yeah I don't care, just tired of seeing retards claiming this place used to be some 30+ exclusive website which is total fabricated bullshit

 No.174851

>>173542
>>173543
>those negative reactions
Why does castration make people flip out?

 No.174852

>>174851
The homophobic wizards probably have a clue or two.

 No.174853

>>174851
well, succubus… you'd know if you had balls.

 No.174854

>>173543
Hey, I remember that. My posts are in there, what nostalgia.

 No.176669

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this thread was hilarious back then

 No.176672

There was this thread of a wiz who barred the entrance to the basement and wouldn't let a termite inspector come in. If I remember correctly he actualy had his foot holding the door while the other guy was trying to get in. Later some other wiz posted pretending to be the inspector and told the story from that perspective. It was pretty hilarious.
This was a long time ago, I'm not sure if anyone remembers that.

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 No.176687

>>176672
>I'm not sure if anyone remembers that.
I do. That one was pretty good.

 No.176693

>>176684
What a read. I wonder if there was ever a follow up.

 No.176696

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.

 No.176697

>>176696
That was quite a read.

 No.176698

>>176696
So this is the infamous dolphinfag who singlehandedly destroyed 8/r9k/

I expected nothing less

 No.176700

>>176698
Whats the lore on dolphinfag?

 No.176826

>>172781
I really want to find - Ima boku wa (2008) from that movie list, I can't find it online ;-;

 No.176868

>>173132

This is interesting - I'd never heard about this method before. Can the materials be obtained easily? And is CO poising really dangerous to others? I've always thought that was Norm propaganda. It would be days or even weeks before anyone noticed I was missing (my employer would notice when I stop responding to work emails, but I could book days off to prolong that), so by the time my body is found, the gas will have dissipated.

 No.176883

any thread I post in, to be honest
can't be bothered with any others

 No.176928


 No.177074

I haven't seen one in a while but I remember there used to be threads discussing the possibility of establishing some kind of Wizard commune on a remote spit of land. Of course, it would have been a disaster if it had been attempted. But it was fun to fantasise about the prospect of an off-grid sanctuary with no normals allowed.

 No.177125

>>177074
good threads, I've offered to meet with a good few to go fishing but sadlyy none have ever taken me up on the offer

 No.177126

>>177074
Complete with a shared bathhouse?

 No.177159

>>173543
Holy shit, wtf

 No.177168

>>173542
>>173543
>>174851
>>174854
>>177159
There was a Russian Orthodox sect based around castration (including succubi as well).
>There were two kinds of castration: the "lesser seal" and the "greater seal". For men, the "lesser seal" meant the removal of the testicles only, while the "greater seal" involved either removal of the penis or emasculation (removal of both penis and testicles). Men who underwent the "greater seal" used a cow-horn when urinating. The castrations and emasculations were originally performed with a red-hot iron, called the 'fiery baptism'. However, the skoptsy later transitioned to using knives or razors, with the iron serving only to stop the bloodflow. They also twisted the scrotum, destroying the seminal vesicles and stopping the flow of semen.
>In succubi, the Skoptsy removed the nipples or the whole breasts. Occasionally, they simply scarred the breasts. They also often removed the labia minora and clitoris. They did not use anesthetics.

 No.177169


 No.177171

>>177168
the russians are a special kind of crazy when it comes to mystical and spiritual stuff. I know some will say that it's not limited to these fields lol.

 No.177173

>>177168
I remember watching a document in school where they stitched succubus vagina closed so men knew that they were getting a virgin succubus or something.

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>>173543
That's really fucking stupid. Without an urge to resist, or a way to fulfill the urge, there's no abstinence and thus no virtue. It's like trying to cheat against God. If only he wasn't a sub-90 IQ illiterate retard and could do simple logic.
>i masturbate like 1 to 2 times a week now
And it didn't even work.

>ive been depressed over the last month or so, but im sure eventually it will stop

>in terms of regrets, ive had such thoughts its hard not to, but time and time again i dont regret my decision.
>i literally TRY and watch porn and NOTHING. its like a dream come true. finally im FREE FROM THE ROASTIE. oh i should mention i still fantasize about female companionship, but ive basically always been doing that my whole life.
>guys i have debilitating depression, lol.
>maybe it was better with porn + no depression than what i have now which is no sex drive + massive depression. it seems as if females are truly inescapable. aaahh i hate life, i wish to not exist once i die
Jesus Christ.

 No.177195

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>>173543
I was massively depressed a couple years ago and couldn't get it up to masturbate for a month, meaning I did the nofap challenge when I wasn't even actively trying. I'd read (and sometimes still read) nofap threads and just feel this incredibly anger and envy. "How could you be upset about being ABLE to masturbate twice a day?! At least you have SOME form of pleasure in your life!"–stuff like that. Or that old quote from Diogenes would come frequently to my mind ("If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly.").

Last week I was able to actually masturbate daily. I don't know what's going on, but it's the first time I've been able to do that for a couple years now and I count my blessings.

 No.177358

Does anyone have the thread about that one (very expensive) drug that removed your sex drive. It wasnt some hormone/test blocker, it was something like x-028471 and messed with your dopamine/oxytocin.

 No.177361

With all this wank talk I'll chip in. It is high test if you do it frequently it just means you have a high sex drive. That's not a bad thing in and of itself and I am so goddamn sick of seeing all this NoFap and all this self-flagellation and general weirdness about male masturbation online. As you age it gets to 1:1 or Hell even lower (wank:day) but that's good and Natural. So much goddamn Zionist mind poison out there I swear

 No.177362

>>177361
I dont care about what causes sex-drive or how to lower it, all I am asking for is the thread of the wiz-dude discussing this x-01932 (whatever it's called) drug (or well it was more likely to be powder since it's only limited to labs, last time I checked)

 No.177363

>>177195
I have been the same I went months without being able to fap because I could not care to and it gave no pleasure I have noticed when my depression is getting better I do actually fap more it says to me that these no fap crabs really are not that bad off.

If you can fap and enjoy it go for it there is nothing wrong with it because you know what I mean by saying this..

 No.177364

>>177363
If you are getting better from your depression and you return to beating your meat, soon you will be depressed again. You brain will continue to be fucked from constant stimulation. You can't even imagine your life without stroking your weiner, just like an addict can't imagine his life without cigs or drugs. Fapping is not even that satisfying,but your brain is tricking you into believing it is vital to your survival. You are a slave to your brains whims. Keep whining about being depressed.

 No.177367

>>177364
>you don't enjoy it, you only think you do
really lmao

 No.177372

>>177367
You are exploiting your organism for the sake of quick dopamine and the moment your body starts to recover from your cooming pattern, the moment you start to feel better, you throw yourself into that bog once again. Sure, a matter to be 'lmaoning' about.

 No.177373

>>177372
>>177364
You are retarded some of us cannot even actually orgasm there is nothing wrong with people masturbating it is a problem if in excess I do not understand how anyone can fap more than once a day let alone a week.
this wizzie >>177195 understands as he has been in the depths of actual depression you retarded improvebrahs have no idea nad fooled yourselfi nto thinking the chad you all idolize does not coom when he is cooming constantly.

 No.177844

>>177358
>>177362
Ok so I found out the name and it looks like I got it wrong, it's name is L-368,899

 No.177859

>>177372
I'm happy with my life and usually jerk off multiple times a day.

 No.177891

>>176868
>Can the materials be obtained easily?
Depends where you live. In america and a lot of asia sulphuric acid can be bought as very concentrated (around 98% pure) drain cleaner. Purification is not required and will have minimal impact in a CO reaction when the difference is just 2%.
In large parts of europe getting it is a lot harder as it's restricted by EU who had to take action after the acid face-splashing epidemic. It can be obtained by getting a car battery and heating the water until its steaming and taking it off after white vapors appear. At that point it will be pure. Formic acid is a bit easier to get, look online and you will probably find it without hassle. If you can not do this, the charcoal burner method will feel the same but you will have slightly more smoke, (minimal if done right). I will be using the acid method as getting the chems is not hard for me.
>Is CO poising really dangerous to others?
No. CO is not poisonous in the same sense as, say cyanide, but rather basically suffocates you while you feel like you can breathe and not panic. Miners used to die of it, they'd just go to sleep and never wake up. It is only really deadly when in an enclosed space, if someone were to open the door it would rapidly disperse into the outside and not be an issue even if it's merely an hour after you've exited. Now, why you'd be concerned with what happens weeks after you've died is something interesting. I wont lie, I myself think of the world after I leave but it makes no sense. Realistically I could share the most embarrasing shit about myself with my family and coworkers then exit and it would make no difference. Sort of how I'd still log out of my computer before, makes no sense.

 No.177986

any threads pre 2016

 No.178098

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>>172781

Going through these now, thanks for posting.

Already found a comment I love.

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 No.178119

>>178098
A good read

 No.178126

Does anyone remember that one where a wizard's family made a cake for his birthday party that had a figure on it that resembled himself?

 No.178215

I didn't save the threads but anyone else remember the crab purge of around May 2015? I remember someone in lounge suggested we make a bunch of shitpost threads pretending to be crabs until they got banned and laughing my ass off at a lot of them.

 No.178216

>>178126
Yes that was in a restaurant. They had asked them to depict him next to a laptop. I'm sure some posters here have the screencap.

 No.178241

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>>178126
>>178216
somehow had a screencap saved

 No.178242

>>178241
Pretty sure this was magicchan. Still a good thread nonetheless.

 No.178243

>>178242
Magicchan didn't exist then, and it never reached near 90k posts. This is old v9k

 No.178251

>>178241
i always thought this was 4chan

 No.178580

>>168935
the "School" thread

 No.178590

>>168935
Has anyone got the post screencapped from a year or so ago, it had a picture of a bunch of CRT monitors in the trash and the text was along the lines of:

"I spent x years on imageboards, even doing work - one day I'll get up, unplug the computer for the last time and throw it in the trash. It might as well have all been a dream"

 No.178708

>>178590
damn, that's beautiful

 No.178714

>>178708
I have it screencapped on another HD, I'll have to dig it up some time if no one else saved it.

 No.179356

>>169028
why delete

 No.179365

>>173208
Probably left. I left other communities already because it just felt dumb

 No.179463

>>173543
>I have no balls and I must cum

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>>173207
what the absolute fuck this post sent chills down my spine. i am in the exact same situation as this anon and im considering the exact same thing
>be in southern louisiana
>job economy is horrible
>considering going homeless and booking it to houston in hopes of better job prospects

man thats fucking weird

 No.181416

>>177169
They sound based and I'm kind of jealous of the community.

 No.181537

>>173052
Awful post. There's such a huge flaw in the argument that social insticts cannot be acquired at a later stage in life because that would mean that even normies fail. Yes, you act at instict at first. No, you won't act at instict forever. I believe social insticts such as what the person is describing here is something that you will subconciously pick up on unless you're unironically diagnosed with autism.

If you could not acquire social insticts, and have to rely on intuition then even normies who CAN socialize would never be able to: take a new class in school, join a new club, change school, move to a different town and biggest of all. Move to a new country.

People can move to new countries and fully acquire its cultural norms, social insticts and unwritten rules which is a huge flaw if what that poster said is true. You can start again at any point in life. You will struggle at first, then develop instict for it. Even we can do it.

Imagine a world in which you could never acquire new social insticts, or pick up on any new social cues (without genuinely having a diagnosis). You could not start posting on a different board, a different chan, a different part of the internet, hell even from general to general on the same board you would stick out like a sore thumb. It's simply something that animals pick up on.

I am saying this as a person who is very socially isolated, and have no social skills at all. I do not speak unless spoken to and I do not engage in any social activies by my own accord. Yet I know, that if I try you will eventually pick up on it. It's in the nature of our species.

If you have ever moved to a different board or chan and adopted its norms you should see the huge hole in the argument. Seriously, what a horrible post.

 No.181538

>>181537
>unironically diagnosed with autism
As opposed to being ironically diagnosed with autism? What does that even mean?

 No.181561

>>181538
There are a lot of people on the Internet who "self-diagnose" themselves as being autistic, or normies or have the most minor of social graces and say that they were being such an autist. I'm assuming by saying "unironically diagnosed" OP is trying to say that they actually got diagnosed by a clinical psychiatrist with autism.

 No.183092

>>183078
summer πŸ‘ comes πŸ‘ earlier πŸ‘ every πŸ‘ year πŸ‘


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