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 No.195392

A lot of wizards will likely get dogs to fight the loneliness. Please do not. Dogs are terrible creatures that regularly maul children. They are also noisy and disease-ridden. "A dog is a man's best friend" is just marketing from yhe pet industry to get you to waste money on an animal that only sees you as a food source.

 No.195394

>>195392
>Dogs are terrible creatures that regularly maul children
Sounds great to me. Have no idea what your problem is.

 No.195395

The dogs that attack people are usually owned by ghetto retards and succubi from my experience. Pitbulls should be outbred because they are way too dangerous to be owned with their locking jaws, they really are responsible for a shitload of deadly dog attacks about a quarter of it even though they dont even make up 10% of the dogs population in the US.

 No.195397

>>195395
I would personally put a bullet in a golden retriever. I hate woofers.

 No.195413

100% on the noisy part, theres always some mongrel dog yapping outside constantly, not to mention one next door that whimpers all day morning till evening because its a certain breed that shouldnt be left alone otherwise it starts crying like a literal bitch, gets on my fucking nerves
undignified subservient rodents to be honest
i get the appeal but please shut the fuck up

 No.195416

don't care for dogs, but it's crazy how many people own cats these days
what's also crazy is how often they go missing. i see missing cats posters all the time. get a fucking goldfish if you're worried about your dumb animal wandering off and not coming back

 No.195417

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dogs:
-smell like shit
-look like shit with their paralyzed retard faces and toaster-shaped skulls.
-sound like shit and torture millions of people worldwide with sleep deprivation, and the cops don't care
-feel like shit, their disgusting smelly oily fur feels like a doormat you wipe your feet on
-taste like shit too, just to cover all bases. Asians only eat them for ceremonial purposes and they have never been properly farmed for meat in history because they taste like shit.

Dogs are objectively offensive to all 5 human senses.
Completely backwards mental illness has somehow made people think it's "cute" and "funny" when dogs shit and vomit on their carpets, however. the normalfags who defend dogs ITT unironically record videos of their dogs vomiting bile, and show it to coworkers laughing hysterically. their mental illness has made them into infantile retards, much like their dogs.

Dogs eat dirty diapers until their stomachs explode or their intestines are clogged with the diaper material. Shitted diapers are a luxurious meal to the dog.

Some especially mentally ill defenders state: "you can train them".
Yes, with just a few hundred hours, you can make a dog behave completely unlike a dog. They remove the dog from the dog, because secretly they recognize it's disgusting and pathetic. They beat their dogs and manipulate them until their behavior no longer resembles a dog. This is normal somehow. if you hate dog's natural behaviors so much, why buy one and encourage others to?

>>195416
letting cats outside lowers their lifespan by actual decades. all the cats on the missing posters are dead.
theres lots of cats that prefer the indoors too despite what psychopaths say. i left the door open by accident for 9h once while i slept. when i woke up my cat was just looking outside the door and didnt take a step out.
recently i tried coaxing her outside for an adventure and she wouldn't go. she's a happy hermit cat.

 No.195418

>>195417
Cats are also killing birds and other animals outside, some birds even are in danger of being extinct because of domestic cats roaming outside.

>>195416
Also cat owners who dont keep their cats and homes clean are fucking disgusting, look up toxoplasmosis that stuff is no joke. Cat shit can contain parasites that will literally get inside your brain and stay there all your life, it's one of many physical causes for psychosis and other neuro related mental health problems. Health officials state that pregnant succubi shouldn't go near litter boxes because it can cause birth defects as well. They shit in a box walk in it and then wander around everywhere so cat owners who dont keep everything clean have a risk of becoming retarded because of their cats shit.

 No.195426

>>195417
>>195418
So is better to have plushes or a pet rock.
I was going to suggest hamsters but it is inmoral to hold hostage a little animal in a cage for one's amusement.

 No.195428

>>195426
Even more immoral to house a rat. I would suggest a bird but even they just fucking scream all day and shit everywhere if you let them out.

 No.195429

I get that pets can be comforting or whatever, but the downsides are overwhelming. The majority of people aren't responsible enough to take care of them properly anyways. I suggest we butcher them all and sell the meat to the Chinese.

 No.195432

there's one guy on this website who autistically hates dogs.

 No.195433

>>195432
yeah it's just one guy and he's totally irrational. cope retard.

 No.195441

>>195432
It's kinda funny though, he's so dedicated and the way he describes his hate for dogs makes me lol every time

 No.195442

>>195433
>n-no actually i-it is two or more guys i swear!!!22

 No.195449

>>195432
Dog hate thread guy. I thought he just hated the neighbour dogs but then he moved and still ranted about dogs.

 No.195451

>>195392
>think of poor chillun
Don't care and will not care, fuck you and fuck children, you must be, roastie or failed normgroid.
>They are also noisy and disease-ridden.
You just described your typical normgroid, adult and young.
>animal that only sees you as a food source.
Ah yes, good ol, "i believe in science".
But lets not forget that normalfags are braindead animals themselves, sometimes far more than usual due state mandated idealogical fanatism or folk shit.

 No.195452

>>195418
>muh life is sarced shit
Fuck you and your retarded idolatry, slave of self preservation instinct.
Normgroids are literally vermin akin to roaches and rats.

 No.195453

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>>195417
>rick and morty
>everything i don't like is mental illness
>the normalfags who defend dogs unironically
How do you do fellow wizards moment.

 No.195454

>>195417
Mental illness is normspeak for anyone who isn't like them.

 No.195458

>>195451
t. dognut

>bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark


Honestly, fuck dogs and everyone brainwashed to think they're cute or that its halfway normal to let that disgusting animal into your home.

 No.195462

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 No.195463

dogs and cats are both pointless shit animals to own for sad people.

 No.195464

>>195426
i have a hamster and its much safer living in your cage than outside. also people have huge cages with tons of toys for these hamsters so its not a small cage anymore.

 No.195466

>>195453
>>195454
sorry im incapable of thinking of any other word for worshiping a retarded monster that hungrily gobbles up diarrhea than mental illness. seems correct to use here.

 No.195467

I hate dogs tbh

 No.195469

>>195453
Truly a rick and morty moment

>>195452
Get retarded from cat shit parasites then faggot. Bet your house smells like cat shit and piss

 No.195472

>>195392
I would rather get a wizkid as my dog. Here are some pros of owning a wizkid over a dog:

* soft, cuddly
* very expressive wiz face over dog
* doesn't bark or make loud noises
* can speak to tell u what it likes
* smells better than doggy
* very affectionate and loyal
* toilet trained already

Wizkids are very low-maintenance pets. I would recommend them to other wizards.

 No.195473

Fuck you, dogs are great, love them, I hate people that hate dogs.

 No.195475

every dog that i meet is happy to see me next time i visit them. apparently i pet them well. they give me their full attention up until i leave. they are one of the few sources of affection in my life and i am glad that they exist. wish they lived a bit longer though.

 No.195477

all pets are glorified poop factories. some also produce noise, destroy things, and hurt people. they require various amount of effort to care for them. they require food which must be purchased

if you hate dogs but like cats, it's like being proud of only sharting a little bit in your pants compared to the guy beside you who blasted out diarrhea

 No.195482

>>195477
True, but we who have no loose bowels obviously need to deal with the diarrhea guy first i.e. doggo lovers. We will get to cat owners eventually, but at least cats don't maul children, attack mail carriers, and harass pedestrians all day.

>woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof


Fuck dogs. Cats should be gently spayed-neutered out of existence. Dogs should be killed on sight.

 No.195483

All three labradors I've owned were quite the opposite. They all lived to be 13 and could have lived longer if my parents cared about them more. I loved them so much and wish I could have treated them better. I wish I could get a dog but I'll never be to afford to give a dog the space or the time that they deserve. Also they just timebombs of sadness. It still hurts to think about them passing.

 No.195490

I'd rather kill dog haters

 No.195502

>>195490
lol dogs are a religion. you worship a beast that eats shit haha

 No.195504

>>195482
maybe peta was right all along with their pet genocide caompaigns

 No.195505

>>195502
You may have misunderstood me, given a choice, I'd rather kill dog haters than a cockroach

 No.195513

>>195505
yea i understood fine, and i say you're a zealot whose religion glorifies shit eating.

 No.195521

>>195490
ill kill your dog. fuck dogs

 No.195526

>>195472
Being cumbrained homosexual is unwizardly

 No.195527

>>195502
And normalcy is not?

 No.195536

>>195392
Damn that succubus got rekt. Never relax around mutts.

 No.195538

i'm more upset about retards who let their untrained mutt walk about freely thinking he's a good boy, ive been chased by so many retard's dogs just cause I was riding a bike or moving quickly, and then i have to stop and inconvenience myself to interact with the retard's dog cause they couldnt keep it on a leash or inside or fenced

 No.195540

>>195538
This makes me angry too. People like that are dumbasses

 No.195543

>>195538
used to go to this swimming pool/hot tub everyday. stopped going because some retarded faggot took his dog there and unleashed it. never went back.

 No.195587

>>195392
Anyone who owns animals as pets deserves to get fucking shot.

 No.195609

>>195587
I actually agree with this statement. And even more so for those who live in residential neighborhoods. If you're going to own fucking animals, live on a goddamn farm or out in the country. Not next to a bunch of people where your fucking hell hound is going to keep everyone up and scare the piss out of anyone trying to walk up and down on the sidewalks.

 No.195621

>>195417
So fucking based

 No.195622

>>195587
So fucking based, dog owners are the absolutely worst. All that work for a destructive shit eater.

 No.195629

>>195622
And they feed these animals while human wizards roam the streets in mad homelessness.

 No.195633

>>195629
If we just freed all the fucking dogs back to the wild. All of that money could go into a surplus to help the NEETs! I'd be a personal pet to a family in place of NEETdom vs that stupid pesky dog.

 No.195643

>>195629
Exactly, major waste of money. Dog culture is the most asnine normal fag shit.

 No.195660

>>195633
Lmao is this the ulterior motive of dog haters?

 No.195663

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>>195660
It very well could be.

 No.195667

>>195633
They would just roam back into human territory. They're useless on their own. The only solution to dogs is genocide.

 No.195674

I'm not autistic about it like OP but I also hate them for the most part. Or rather I hate their owners. My retarded boomer step father got one during corona lockdowns because he was stuck at home and bored. It was the neighbor's dog (she's a soccer mom who collects dogs like I collect anime figurines) and he pointed to him saying "look how cute he is!" I just shook my head knowing that I'll be the one to take care of any dog because he and my mom will never be home to take care of it. Though my mom didn't want him either. But regardless he showed up a week later with the fucking dog…

Turns out he was badly abused and completely dysfunctional, probably why our neighbor wanted to get rid of him. If I or my mom tried to leave he would bite at our ankles, if he gets a hold of something like a bone he hides under the bed and becomes aggressive, and he goes mad at every fucking thing he sees outside. The worst is how he'd try to get on the table and steal our dinner and bark endlessly if we wouldn't let him.

Of course neither of them tried to train him so I had to try. I read some books/articles and turns out dog training is a joke of a field because there are a bunch of different approaches that completely contradict each other. I ended up just doing what seems backed up by studies, mostly positive reinforcement. After several months of headaches it finally started to worked. He can now follow basic commands and sits patiently when people are eating. He's still a bit aggressive when finding items though, and still chases any person or animal he sees, but behaves for the most part.

Now for about 2 hours a day I take him for a walk, and late at night, when there's no people or dogs for him to chase, I let him roam around outside for a while. I don't mind it as I just listen to audiobooks while I do so. I'm certain if I weren't around he would be lucky to get a 10 minute walk every day. There are other dogs I see which are stuck inside a house all day yapping at everything that walks by. Once I even saw a lady walking a dog in a stroller. All this made me realize that most so-called "dog lovers" don't genuinely care about their dogs, they treat them as a toy to entertain them or a surrogate baby. These dogs would be much better off living on a farm hunting pests. Really I hate the suburbs in general and the NPC Karens who inhabit them.

 No.195692

My family continually gets dogs and then they refuse to take care of them. It enrages me to the point of bitterness. Why do people get dogs? I thought about it a lot and it falls into 3 camps

1.Entertainment - A dog is just another toy for normalfags to play with.
2. Surrogate friendships - Normalfags delude themselves into thinking the dog 'loves' them. They don't. It's a dog
3. Protection - Again, a dog won't protect you. This is a gigantic waste of time. You don't have a trained Malinois you have a fucking lab.

Oh and if I ever get kicked out of my parent's house I'll pick up all that dog shit they make me clean and toss it on their beds. Fucking cunts

 No.195695

>>195667
Amazing how you can replace the word dog in your post with plenty of other options

 No.195699

>>195695
"b-but cats" is all dog worshipers have, even when half the thread hates cats as well. it's literally their only argument.

 No.195700

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>>195699
Nobody here hates cats.

 No.195702

>>195699
I was talking about jews, spics and blacks but ok

 No.195711

>>195700
well yeah, at worst people are annoyed by cats. Dogs do shit that makes you hate them.

>maul children

>attack mailpersons
>ruin parks
>woof
>shit everywhere
>shed and drool
>invade personal space
>sexually assault everyone
>beg for gibs literally 24/7

Holy shit, literally what is redeemable about a dog? Name a single good quality. This thing doesn't love you. It sees you as a food source. It has no concept of loyalty or love, it's a fucking predatory animal. It would kill your newborn and it would literaly be incapable of feeling guilt. I am clueless as to the value of the dog as anything other than a working animal.

 No.195713

>>195711
They're a hunting and working animal pretty much. They've co-evolved with humans the longest and therefore can communicate with humans better than any other animal, and they do have loyalty after bonding long enough. It's just that they make horrible pets because very few were bred to be pets. Especially aggressive breeds like shitbulls.

Whereas cats tend to be avoidant, quite lethargic, in general require much less commitment than taking care of a dog. Only problem is they may hunt birds excessively. Otherwise they're a much better pet for people who are too lazy and incompetent to tame an animal.

 No.195715

>>195713
Dogs don't have loyalty. Only a human can be loyal. Stop repeating platitudes.

 No.195716

>>195711
>>195700

Cats have never killed or seriously injured a human being in history, whereas there's probably a dozen people in the morgue as we speak from recent dog attacks, or getting skin grafts on their faces.
People who act like cats are "just as bad" are completely mentally ill.

 No.195718

>>195674
Good job wizzie, 99% of people would just leave it to rot like your parents are doing but you're actually taking good care of it despite not wanting to.

 No.195723

Another non-white thread… board's really becoming a shithole.

 No.195724

>>195716
lmao soy nigger, cats are terrible creatures that endangers birds species since they hunt all the time (and only for pleasure).

 No.195725

>>195724
- they shouldnt be outside in the first place.
- implying dog worshipers care about animal or human lives

 No.195729

>>195723
ah yes lets have more racist posts instead, because an animal that eats its own shit is so heckin based compared to those black people amirite

 No.195730

>>195723
dogs and eating meat aren't political. youve just become mentally ill from the 2016 elections.

 No.195779

>>195724
birds are rats with wings they should all go extinct

 No.195780

>>195392
>the pet industry

 No.195802

>>195780
>he doesn't know

 No.195998

I had both cat and birds and it wasn't the cat who attacked birds it was me because those bastard are bullies and even when I place a baby bird that fell from nest they murdered it

 No.196004

My childhood friends family had a dog but his brother was allergic to it. So instead of getting rid of it they kept it boarded in one room ( adining room). WHenever guests were over they could see the dog in the dining room living there it rarely or never came out. It seemed fine though was a happy dog that would jump on the boards for a pet. is this normal or what they were a normal suburban family.



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