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 No.196851

https://dulm.blue/normie/index.php

Take the test and, if you have the courage, post your results!

 No.196853

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Outdated, ancient even. I remember these questions from WC1.0

Cool normie

>The normie who doesn't really care what normies think of him. He's into niche things and people respect him because he stands his ground on what he believes.

The cool normie may not be trying hard enough to be better than other people. Their playing as being chill might be severely limiting their potential in networking with people who view their lifestyle as off-putting and not worth dealing with in a group setting.

I humbled myself by telling it that people don't generally like me or enjoy my company but I don't really get to know too many people to know for sure

 No.196854

>>196853
Also
>8.79% of takes get Cool Normie
>51.12% of cool normies are celibate
interesting, those the test concludes are going through life at their own pace are more likely to be virgins. very good news!!

 No.196855

>>196851
2 years ago my result was "failed normie", today I'm an "edge lord", in 5 years I will finally become a wizard!

 No.196856

>>196851
These kind of tests are retarded
You already know beforehand what you have to answer to manipulate the results any way you want
It's impossible to do them impartially

 No.196857

>>196856
Take the test, normie.

 No.196858

>>196856
Someone is afraid of the test, also, COPE.

 No.196859

My result was "WRONG". My antinorm ray broke the test.

 No.196860

sperg here.

 No.196864

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>>196851
"Maybe it's time they do something to fix their situation?"
normalfaggot test giving unsolicited advice and browbeating; disregard.

 No.196865

right on the border of edge lord and wizard

 No.196866

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Statistics at the end alter your result a lot it seems -

 No.196868

it called me a "lame normie" because I don't hate my life.

 No.196870

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Let's go bros

 No.196871

horrible test
low quality thread

t. sperg

 No.196872

Part of the sperg coalition.

 No.196875

>>196851
Sperg
How do I ascend to Wizard?

 No.196878

they say I'm a sperg

 No.196880

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Terrible test. But here you go.

 No.196881

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>>196851

I'm a wiz, but very close to Edge Lord. Sounds about right. It took certain amount of effort to control the anger years ago.

 No.196885

Sperg. Got lame normie last time I took this test years back

 No.196887

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Yeah this is pretty much me. Still a virgin though.

 No.196894

>>196887
yikes…

 No.196897

retarded test said im a normie on the edge of failure. I'm a NEET and haven't been outside in weeks, this thing is designed for teenage college goers. Maybe you're not intended to answer questions about socializing with consideration for online or something, which is still retarded

 No.196900

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>>196897
You should try this.

 No.196902

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>>196900
much better test, but "have children you're proud of" should be a +10 or even 15.

 No.196928

>>196881
i think edge lord should be referred to as warlock (obviously the test is retarded so doesnt really matter)

 No.196930

>>196900
the attractiveness part should be scrubbed off, if you are only a wiz because you're ugly as shit then you're a fakewiz incel

 No.196933

>>196851
remember getting edgelord years ago. still an edgelord it seems

 No.196936

>Your total: 34
>Your class: Wizard Apprentice

New to this Wizard stuff and already a pro.

 No.196965


 No.196976

>>196900

42 - Robot.

I plan to follow the beta uprising from the internet. Good luck with it.

 No.196981

These tests usually reflect the image of you that you want to portray of yourself rather than the actual picture of you.

If that makes sense.

 No.196988


 No.196991

>>196981
maybe it makes sense in your case

 No.196993

>>196851
Men created electricity and went to war for this…

 No.196996

>>196851
edgelord

 No.196997

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That human verification at the end is fucking garbage.

Anyway, at least I am in the wizard quadrant

 No.196998

>>196900
It's possible to get to normalfag even if you don't have friends and you're a wizard by acing the physical, mental, and accomplishment columns along with some of the bonus round things. Pretty sure a lot of people would think it's suspicious if there's a person here who aces those though.

 No.196999


 No.197005

Pile of shit tests, both OP and >>196900, made by "normals" to ridicule anyone who is different from them.
>wahh how dares anyone to be different from me???
>you can't watch anime
>you can't have sexual fetishes that are uncommon
etc etc.

The funniest thing is, there is no such thing as "Normal". It is a platonic ideal only. I wonder when people will realize this. The so called normal and successful people are all different from each other and all have strange habits and fetishes but of course they cover them up because they fear too much what the herd might think about them. The only common link between "normal" people is that they have sex and try to fit in with society at all cost. Well, having sex is also a consequence of wanting to fit in most of all.

My point: into the trash they go.

 No.197006


 No.197012

>>197006
Took me quite a while to realize that normals cope the most, not us. Their empty, superficial, boring lives make them seek out people like us, to insult us. That should give you a clue about who is the miserable one really. If someone is content with his life and place he doesn't go around proving to others constantly how "normal" he is.

 No.197016

>>196930
>if youre a 30 year old virgin because youre ugly youre actually a fake 30 year old virgin
this is how stupid you sound
put down the volcel coolaid retard

 No.197109

Interesting to see how many neurotypicals we have here. Just goes to show they have no idea about the site culture.

 No.197115

>Sadboys are Normies who don't care about things at all. They claim to be independent of the normal paradigm, yet they follow the fads and trends most of all. You may expect a Sadboy to be a pseudo-intellectual. They may actually be cynical, but their current social situation doesn't justify it.

i don't know what trends i even follow, i don't really do anything

 No.197122

>>196864
pretty sure the test was just made to make fun of those who took it

 No.197125

>>197122
the whole site was made by femoids and their beta cuck simps to make fun of those who post here

 No.197132

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>>197125
Yeah but that's mostly due to many people down here being snowflakes. You can know what butthurts them back when they just post their retarded roasts here around.

 No.197155

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 No.197157

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bros…

 No.197158

>>197157
well do you like electronic dance music?

 No.197159

>>197158
yeah, but it's completely off about everything else

 No.197161

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zamn bros…how could we let this happen ?

 No.197165

>>197161
I bet you sleeping on the basement floor

 No.197166

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the party douche

 No.197172

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 No.197177

Niche normie and normalfag. Fair enough. I am pretty good at hiding my power level.

 No.197180

Anyone who is not a wizard, edgelord or sperg just do not belong to the wizchan.

 No.197208

sperg and a wizard apprentice

 No.197222

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>>197180
i would say these are ok, but in general the further away from the bottom left, the more likely you dont belong here. that seems reasonable enough since it seems the axes are measuring popularity (x), and sociability (y)

 No.197223

>>197222
crab jealous he can't be with the Chad wizards

 No.197230

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 No.197232

>>197223
i've been edgelord according to this test for many years. but yes im making assumptions in the graph, namely that central positions are less wizardly than fringe/border ones

 No.197234

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 No.197258

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Niche normie. I don't do drugs, unless YouTube or music counts. It says I could be a party dude… sounds kinda fun, heh, ngl tbh j/k but not really fyi. Cool quiz gtg

 No.197333

>>197258
I don’t know if this breaks the rules but I’ve been partying and honestly? It kinda sucks. For a wizard it becomes the “my feet hurt” meme quickly.

 No.197339

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guilty as charged

 No.197797

>>196851
I want to punch that thing in OP's post so it bleed to death and chokes in it's own pool of blood

 No.197798

>>197797
Small frontal lobe detected. You probably have brown eyes! Hahaha!

 No.197799

>>197798
cope detected

 No.197811

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This feels a little off. I'm a couple years from actual proper wizardry, and I wonder sometimes if I'm the only person online that's still a genuine kissless virgin. It is true that I'm fairly autonomous but I don't think it's very enjoyable to be a wizard or robot if you're not capable of removing yourself from other people at will and going where YOU want. I've never been accused of being normal and am a NEET. Dropped out of highschool, never went to college, I'm just a poor loner. Also a diagnosed Aspergers and not as some faggot attention thing either. I could barely pass my grade school classes.

 No.197812

>>196900
54

Fair enough I guess but a lot of it comes just from being an independent adult. No weight issues, not hideously ugly, I keep clean and i get along with my family. I'm just a very reclusive otherwise normal person, I guess. Virgin should give higher points depending on age considering I'm 26

 No.197813

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Makes sense to me.

 No.197820

Someone pls post the sociopath one, I haven't seen that one yet.

 No.197821

>>197811
I got the same "lame normie" result but to be fair most of these results have something to relate to, it's like a horoscope

 No.197822

>>197821
it's just an x/y plot of popularity/social ability. sections were arbitrarily overlaid on top of it and named, and a description for each was created… it's not a science, someone just made it up

 No.197823

>>197822
I'm aware of this

 No.197825

>>197822
t.nerd who can't get wizard or Chad



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