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 No.197553

Since when did the idea of being a wizard got related with a the idea of being a NEET, shut-in and in general a not well functioning person? Why the idea of a do well wizard is not well seen here? What happened?

 No.197559

Because if you're successful, you're more likely a normie than not. Most people that live the wizzie life are disabled or have problems.

 No.197560

Wizardry and hermitry tend to go together, and neet and shut-in are a modern version of hermitry.

 No.197562

Misery seeks company.

 No.197566

it was like this since day one. Cross-over in the demographics.


Remember when NEET was some kind of alternative lifestyle meme back in 2011?

 No.197570

Very few happy wizards have anything much to say. That’s not an insult, it’s just most happy functional wizards don’t really have any meaningful advice or philosophy to share. The cards they were dealt were just better. They can take part in normal communities or hobbies, they don’t need a general discussion cultural sphere imageboard.

Most happy functional wizards didn’t forge their path through an esoteric worldview they had to construct and will unveil to us, they just kind of bumbled along and got where they were going.

What threads would you want from successful happy wizards, that aren’t just hob and games?

 No.197572

We found out the people claiming to be successful wizards were normalfag larper tourists in their early 20s and told them to fuck off. They sit in off-site cliques climbing the chatroom hierarchy.

 No.197576

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>Since when did the idea of being a wizard got related with a the idea of being a NEET, shut-in and in general a not well functioning person?
Because those are the most likely candidates for virginity past 30. Shut-ins never interact with anyone, often times not even family members. NEETs are seen as undesirable and "undateable" due to lack of money and connections, thus easily circumvent female attention. And the rest of the under-functioning types lack the social skills for any form of sustainable friendship or relationship. I personally am a schizoid, so wizardry was almost inevitable for me, and here I am. Was this all really such a surprise to you?

 No.197582

>>197553
Being NEET, a shut-in and a non well-functioning person all correlate with being a virgin. I don't think it's necessary though. You could be for example a Schizoid who just has no use for society or social relations and you just enjoy your little hobbies.

 No.197583

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>>197570
This is true. You can be a virgin and have no interest in relationships but be successful in other areas of life. Look at all the working Japanese men and succubi who live with their friends/pets instead of an SO. Wizardry doesn't prohibit working, leaving the house, or having friends. It merely prohibits disparaging those who don't do those 3 things. And yes, Internet friends count.

 No.197585

>>197553
Wizards only do well when society is white and the white wizards rule, now society is dark and in the dark age the dark devils rule.

 No.197589

>>197583
>You can be a virgin and have no interest in relationships but be successful in other areas of life.
The people who care about being successful will make fun of you for still being a virgin. Those who won't will not care if you are successful or not. So what you are saying is failed normie bullshit.

 No.197642

>>197589
This might not be common, but isn't Richard Stallman a virgin. He's my hero and a great wizard archetype, I think even if he isn't a virgin he's proof you can win as a wizard.

 No.197656

> Wizardry doesn't prohibit working, leaving the house, or having friends
or frequenting concerts
or driving sports car
or practicing extreme sports like sky diving
or driving around the red light district after hours to pick up witchies
or locking eyes with succubi
or getting lots of relationships requests (and saying you declined)
or looking down on other wizards that are worse off
or having a big breasted maid
or being a professional football player
one can find posts like the above in wizchan 2022

 No.197657

>>197656
>one can find posts like the above
Where's the guy with the big breasted maid? I want to ask him how I can be like him

 No.197658

I don't have anything against wagies, but when they come here and show disdain for NEETs then that's where the line is crossed. We should live in harmony, we're all wizzies at the end of the day.

 No.197662

>>197656
Nigger, being a wizard just imply that you're a virgin pass 30, not less or more, stop projecting your total failure of being a functional person, in another way: keep coping and seething

 No.197666

>>197656
Unironically yeah, all those things are compatible with being a wizard. Wizard just means virgin over 30.

Everyone wants their definition of Wizard to mean "As big a Loser as me".

 No.197676

>>197662
>>197666
Watch out, these wizards are here to FUCK.

 No.197677

>>197676
Watch out! this nigger is about to have a melted down and can't stop projecting his bullshit view of being a wizard

 No.197680

>>197676
Give a definition of wizard that you think is appropriate.

 No.197682

>>197680
>>197677
Some wizards are:
- wiz g1rls
- porn stars
- sexy or hot
- wiz sluts
- wiz mods
- wizkids
- wizards who FUCK (WWF extreme FUCKING)

GET OVER IT!

 No.197683

>>197682
The inability to answer basic questions is a sign of an intellectual disability.

 No.197688

>>197680
Apparently it's an individual who voluntarily chose to go to prison and did no crime. He chose to be a criminal as a divine right from God that makes him holy and just to pass enough retribution against criminals he chooses to interact with on the daily basis. If he was to be one of those involuntary prisoners who never chose to murder then he wouldn't be a real prisoner, you see.

 No.197689

>>197688
Feelin like a 30 yr old virgin after this 10th grade math test bros. Us 15 year olds can be wizards too. My sister was feeling like a 30 yr old virgin just yesterday while posting on the wizchans!

 No.197690

>>197689
You are allowed here no worries, at least you are not a mentally ill pessimistic loser lol! Wanna hit the gym later fellow wizbro? Hop on wizcord voice chat and cytube

 No.197691

>>197690
I tried being a NEET but it just wasn't for me. Too much free time for my hobbies to my liking.No car to drive, no fuckpad 20 minutes from work.

 No.197692

>>197691
Cuck you just showed weakness I am about to dominate you and climb the social hierarchy in this chatroom

 No.197694

Nigga is having a total meltdown, lmao.

>Wizard is someone that is virgin past 30 year old


Nothing more or less, get it over and stop projecting your particular view of what a wizard is.

 No.197697

>>197553
Because people attribute being a 30+ virgin with not trying, they can't comprehend someone being that old and an involuntary virgin.

 No.197699

>>197694
Yeah dude the barrier of entry should be even less than reddit and 4chan I agree mhmm. (I wonder who could be behind this post? Is it a person who has no wizardly qualities besides being a virgin? If so why should I even believe you are a virgin?)

 No.197700

>>197699
We are all laughing at you on our private discord hahaha this nigga really a 30 yr old virgin! Lol fell for the wizard meme!

 No.197701

>>197683
Pretentious af, assuming that everyone you interact with is incapable of understanding your profound thoughts is peak neckbeard. Have you heard of "steel manning" (no)? It's the idea of responding to the strongest possible form of an opponents argument. It's virtually the opposite to straw manning that man babies love to do. With a strawman the man baby builds up an imaginary opponent and knocks it down. This is low IQ because it doesn't actually address points directly. When you consider an opponents position defeating the weakest possible form of their argument is also low IQ and not challenging. It leads to less opportunities to learn and it's also insulting because the opposition might have built up an argument from a mountain of experience that they just haven't effectively presented. So if their position is really untenable, then you ought to be able to defeat the strongest form of their position. Since I have a cute wiz butt and I know you're a man baby loser the opposition rests.

 No.197705

>>197656
>or locking eyes with succubi
Beta≠wizard
>having maid
Its unwizardly because its just waste of money and asking for, shit to be stolen and letting normalfags prancing around your house is simply really distrespectful towards oneself.
>a big breasted
Nothing wrong with that.

 No.197706

>>197677
You are not wizard, you are lame failed normalfag.

 No.197707

>>197701
>man baby loser
Tranny hands written this post.

 No.197721

>>197707
>Tranny

 No.197726

NEETs and shut-ins don't have anywhere else to go and they are usually wizards too. But I don't support the crab in a bucket mindset so if you're a well-functioning person then congrats. Yes you can be a wizard and still live a fulfilling life. Not my case though. I'm a shut-in outcast perma-NEET and also a wizard.

 No.197730

>>197726
It's weird. I relate more to a wizard who rejects society (regardless of opportunity for social or romantic interactions) than a wizard who was desperately seeking sex in the past but gave up in bitterness.

 No.197732

>>197730
so you relate to people who had sex then gave up on society rather than those who never had sex and gave up on it?

 No.197733

>>197732
How could a wizard have sex? A wizard is a virgin over 30. Apply yourself anon.

 No.197734

>>197732
holy shit what a fucking bitch made faggot you are, nowhere in his post were people who've had sex mentioned, he's saying that he respects those who remained virgins despite being offered the opportunity to become normal more than failed normals like you

 No.197738

normalfags can't be wizards dumb nigger

 No.197739

>>197734
You're treating denying some fat succubi sex like it makes you better than the guy who was denied sex by a fat succubi. Virgin Olympian here watch out he's going to deny sex to your grandma before she even asks!

 No.197740

>>197733
Right. Someone with a wife and adopted kids can still be a wizard if he is a virgin at 30. Do you even read what you're saying? Fuck off retard.

 No.197741

>>197589
What shithole environment do you work in where people try to find our your virginity status?

 No.197743

>>197741
It's like that everywhere in the US. I've had coworkers follow me back to my home to see if I have a gf or wife. When they found out I don't and still a virgin I was bullied for it daily at work until I had to quit as people were laughing in my face about it.

 No.197747

>>197739
i'm going to respect the guy who has a set of values that he adheres which results in him being a virgin to more than the guy who would not be a virgin if he could help it

 No.197748

>>197747
Sounds like you're a bitter failed normie who wishes he could be the first one instead of the latter.

 No.197749

>>197747
It is not hard to deny succubi as a gay guy. Is licking men's shitpipes part of your respected values?

 No.197750

>>197749
Anyway don't get gaslighted by the gays here into thinking they are virtuous virgins. They're on the same side as succubi and hate virgins.

 No.197751

>>197747
How do you know they rejected succubi out of a system of values (less likely) than just instead of inexperience and fear(more likely). People often embellish shit like this so they don't look like cucks and are the ones who did the rejection. Some even cope with their rejection as saying they are the ones who rejected first, in order not to hurt their ego.

 No.197752

>>197747
Virgins choosing to worship chads and females over their fellow virgins…sad to see it

 No.197753

>>197751
kill yourselves. Rodyar lives. Normalfags no matter if virgins can't be wizards.

 No.197762

It's because what is even the point of doing all that work if you're not going to have the payoff at the end? Wizards naturally gravitate towards lifestyles of minimal effort because they get minimal reward from life. The happy schizoid just vibing and doing his own thing is not typical. There is that hierarchy of needs thing and love/intimacy is pretty far down near the bottom. Like right after food and shelter. If you don't have that you're probably going to be depressed or unhappy at a minimum.

 No.197765

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This is a good guide

 No.197766

>>197747
I would rather someone who needs to deny succubi not post here. They might be a virgin but they may have had sexual experiences. And only come here to make fun of those who were scorned by succubi.

 No.197767

>>197766
By saying this, you're admitting that you don't believe a truly celibate male with no desire for succubi can exist.

>"Ah no that guy there who says he doesn't want sex or GFs, even when they offer to him? He's actually a sex-haver because of the offers alone and is here to laugh at us"


That's the real crime against Wizardry, to enforce the notion that virginity is not a choice of the man but rather the result of circumstances beyond his control. The man who made the decision, through whatever reasoning, to not pursue sex and then decide against it even when it is offered before him frely, is a man who is true to his decisions and celibate lifestyle. He has made a decision, then his decision was tested, and he succeeded in sticking to his values. He is a Wizard. Your inability to relate is a matter of your own insecurities.

 No.197770

>>197682
-wizards flirting twerking and jerking
-everything but penetration wizards lol
>>197657
>>197705
you still don't know who I'm talking about?

 No.197771

>>197743
Not where I work. That actually might count as sexual harassment nowadays and you should report such behavior to HR. Praising or deriding someone's sexual prowess, which likely includes virginity status, is definitely sekuhara. Next time (if there is a next time), report it to HR. If HR doesn't take your side, then quit.

 No.197772

>>197583
There's literally no reason to work if you're a wizard. Who are you trying to impress? Succubi? You can do the bare minimum to survive, just stay with family and help around the house to "earn your keep", as they say. That's what most people used to do before the global elite convinced us otherwise.

 No.197773

>>197772
>just stay with your family and do chores

Most guys here don't have that option. Even if they have a family to live with, they still must work to help out with the bills. And what if that wizards wants a new set of robes, or a new pasokon? He must work. Remember NEETbux isn't a thing in the vast majority of countries.
>before the global elite convinced
Yea yeah the capitalist space overlords again

 No.197774

>>197767
We can all wish for one such male to exist, for it is a comfy thought, but so far a person like that has and probably will never post here. The closest we can get is unfortunately faggots and some anime dudes in harems.

 No.197775

>>197767
>true to his decisions and celibate lifestyle
Not exactly as it depends on the circumstances. Was the succubi ugly and fat? If so he is not true to his celibacy and rejected her only out of bitterness of wanting better. So stop with the crab cope fantasy where a powerless virgin suddenly has the whole world at his fingertips and should be worshipped as a god.

 No.197776

>>197775
Uhhh..bro you mean to tell me you're not a psychopathic muscle Chad who only gyms up to reject succubi? You see this isn't done out bitterness of being a virgin…this is for the sake of this website itself! We are going to stick it to those succubi that rejected us as kids and show them how we do this voluntarily for our own sick twisted pleasure

 No.197777

>>197776
I don't know what to tell you man. I was rejected by a single succubus, not fat not ugly. This is all it took for me to be a virgin for life and accept wizardry. I'm not going to pose as some chadlite larper clubbing weekly and rejecting succubi.

 No.197778

>>197775
Now this is some weird lookism / ER type stuff you've written.

What you seem to be saying again, is that celibacy… doesn't exist? Because every man has a "type", and when that type appears, the man will throw away his chastehood and jump on the opportunity to score? And how is a man who sees no value in sex, so decides not to pursue it, automatically "powerless"?
>CRAB COPE
Yes yes, there it is, you are not from around here! So let us educate you:

MEN OF ALL SHAPES, SIZES, COLOURS, AGES, AND SPIRITUALITIES
CAN DECIDE FOR THEMSELVES, OR BE CONVINCED BY AN INFLUENCE
THAT SEX IS NOT A PRIORITY WORTHY OF HIS TIME
==SO HE DOES NOT PURSUE THE ACT OR ACCEPT IT WHEN OFFERED=
AND HE CAN BE HAPPY IN HIS LIFE AS A VIRGIN

This is not a "crab cope", it's nature. Some men just aren't wired to biologically want sexual relationships, and some have evaluated and weighed the implications of sex and decided against it. You strange outlander types are such a mystery. You understand that a man can overcome the will to live and step above his instincts to exist, killing himself, but you shout "Liar! Cope! Troll!" when one of the users of Don'tFuckChan says he doesn't want to rub someone's insides.

 No.197779

>>197778
I don't doubt celibate men exist, I have a huge problem with you attaching moral superiority to an act that should be "natural" to you? You want the glory of being the cool stoic Rejector while also downplaying the act itself as something you do daily and naturally. This makes it sound comical, farcical even and loses all it's credibility.

It is clear that any succubi you reject is done out of bitterness of being a virgin, and you hide it behind a wall of le celibate Godhead passing judgement onto the unaware evil succubi. So yeah dial down the power-fantasy type stuff and get some humility, maybe someone will take you seriously one day.

 No.197783

>>197778
Post a TikTok of you forcing succubi of yourself at a club otherwise you're a crab coping. I am betting with so much cope and delusion that you were the one who was rejected and came up with a story how you rejected her instead.

 No.197784

>>197779
>>197783
And all you two were able to fall back to in the end were personal insults.
>"uuh actually, I do believe wizardy is a choice, but you just said it in a mean way that made me uncomfortable. Nobody takes you seriously, power-tripping self-glorifying crab."
Is basically what you just typed in to the reply box. I have no idea why you typed out the "uuh" either, that's normally just an expression, not a word; totally unnecessary in writing.

 No.197785

>>197784
I mean it sounds like you would do the LE EPIC VOLCEL REJECTION to a wheelchair bound succubi asking to hold your hand? Then yell in her face BITCH IM A VOLCEL I VOICE CHAT ON WIZCORD. While expecting your fellow bitter virgins to pat you on the back??

 No.197786

this poster is either a succubus, faggot, or a redditor: >>197778
Look at the way he screams in bold red text because he has lost the argument.

 No.197787

For me Being a virgin doesn't make you a good person, look at who posts on /b/ or here they're trash people with degenerate habits but let's forget that since they're le epic virgins. No, you're not a wizard like me, you're a degenerate subhuman.

 No.197788

>>197787
Porn brained coomers can only see everything as a sexual power struggle of domination and submission. Soycucks here are too brainwashed to separate ideals from reality and so delude themselves into a power fantasy where they win at life against their school bullies.

 No.197789

>>197788
No male in any hierarchy would pat you on the back or be jealous of you rejecting unwanted goods. A virgin rejecting a 2/10 fat or ugly succ might be able to trick some crabs but why would a wizard care if you are a volcel?

 No.197790

>>197773
>Most guys here don't have that option.
Sure they do. Those wizards just refuse to live with their family because for some reason it goes against their morals. Like I said, completely brainwashed but I guess it's their problem.

>Even if they have a family to live with, they still must work to help out with the bills.

That depends where you live. In primarily agricultural societies, it's normal to stick around and help out with the family farm. You don't have to wageslave to be useful.

>Remember NEETbux isn't a thing in the vast majority of countries.

All the more reason to not move out.

 No.197791

>>197790
t. nigger that thinks to know people from an anonymous imageboard

 No.197795

>>197790
Plenty of families kick their males out the moment they hit 18, especially in anglo hellholes like america, which is where 90% of posters here happen to come from, you know?
>In primarily agricultural societies
How many of us live in favelas farming banans with our parents, though?
Not to mention that it's just disgusting to live with other people, before I moved out I would have to deal with my mother setting her whatsapp alarm to 100% every single night, with the alarm being some crazy fucking loud PIKA PIKA PIKACHU that I could hear over 2 walls + my headphones blasting music, she would ignore me when I told her to cut that shit out, and I would have beaten her into compliance were it not for the fact that she'd cry on whatsapp about her evil son and bring 10+ men home to beat my ass for it, I'm not even joking. You also have to factor in the fact that most of us hate our parents for very good reasons, such as lifetime abuse. Wizards should stay with their parents if they don't have much money and like their parents, but this only applies to like 1% of them.

 No.197805

>>197795
im schizoid can't live with others, alone in my room is fine



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