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 No.201501

Just that, sometimes it's more financially prudent to do it… right? It kinda is preferred.

 No.201502

NO

 No.201508

Some are "married" nominally for tax reasons or citizenship.

 No.201509

idk dude i cant even work really

 No.201513

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Last week we had anti-fap threads, this week we're discussing why wizards should get married? Let me guess, next week we'll be talking about why wizards should impregnate a female.
Might as well rename this place "Tradchan"

 No.201517

>>201513
>Might as well rename this place "Tradchan"

That would end up being better than the porn addicted progressive retard posts that we had to endure everywhere last year.

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 No.201536

>>201517
It's "progressive" to pull on your wiener now, are you okay, did you just drop in from 1940s post war america?

 No.201537

I'm sick of crabs and poltards

 No.201539

>>201536
Leftists live under a rock of paranoia where anyone at all suggesting any form of moderation or temperance in any form what-so-ever is a psychotic neo-nazi billionaire capitalist out to turn them into a slave.

 No.201540

some anons suggest gay-marrying your best friend and thereby making it impossible to get divorce raped by the insane cohabitation rules

 No.201546

>>201539
Nah, you're suggesting people here to marry on a website that is openly against this idea. You're a fucking troll.

 No.201548

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i came here as a refuge from people talking about marriage and now there are people (or bots) here talking about marriage as if it was perfectly ok to talk about marriage. i was gonna post the vomit emoji but it felt to weak.

 No.201550

I know absolutely nothing about marriage. What are it's benefits? would it be beneficial for wizard NEETs to get together and marry? All I know is you get more NEETbux if you are married

 No.201552

>>201550
It allows your spouse to seek care for you if you become unconscious like a coma. It affect inheritence.

 No.201553

I honestly wouldn't mind a marriage of convenience with a lesbian, sort of like a beard except for wizardry. It'd be like roommates except having better tax status and benefits, plus normalfags leave you alone more if you're married for some reason.

In the past many of us would've either become Monks or have got wives. If only because you just didn't have the wizardly possibility of remaining single your entire life, it was functionally impossible for a lot of history.

 No.201557

Nothing wrong with marriage for benefits. How right is it that if you are married when you join the military you automatically get paid more.

There are tons of good reasons for getting married but not living like you are traditionally married.

 No.201578

Unless you are the statistically non-existent males marrying into substantial money it is never more financially prudent to get married.
So the whole premise of this thread is basically bullshit.

Realistically speaking there is literally no reason for a wizard to even consider getting married.
You ain't going to get a asexual sugar mama to pay your bills just for being yourself.
It's just liability and responsibly without benefit.
Even as a immigration scam I wouldn't recommend it, since it's easier to get a green card through bullshit businesses or sponsorship than bullshit marriage. Especially as a guy with no kids.

 No.201582

>>201553
While it wasn't typical there have always been permanently single men in society.
Especially in jobs that took dudes away from towns and cities alot. Lots of frontiersman lived and died single for example. Many sailors didn't have mouths to feed waiting on them in port.
You kinda get the idea.
Only thing I can see being different is that more potential wizards would be lost to death and fucking whores. But mainly death.

 No.201585

Mods deleted a post about a wiz getting a fake marriage for money. Why would it be against the rules?

 No.201591

>>201585
wasn't it by someone who was ban evading?

 No.201611

>>201585
mods are fucking fags on this site who ban without reason and if you aren't using a proxy to buck break them you're fucking dumb

 No.201627

>>201585
I figured it was trolling either way, but plenty of other trolling is permitted on the listed boards. You would think a diligent moderator would have picked up that marriage isn't inherently romantic or sexual by now, given how much various posters have discussed their dysfunctional home life.

 No.201688

Yes. Take advantage of everything you can.

 No.201716

>>201501

What the fuck is happening to this imageboard?

 No.201729

>>201501
What is a marriage of convenience?

 No.201730

>>201729
Sometimes marriage confers special legal benefits such as lowered taxation or qualification for government handouts.

 No.201731

>>201730
Unless you are a succubus the legal risk and downsides massively outweighs all minor benefit.

 No.201733

>>201731
Prenups secure a mans place and assets in a divorce, no?

 No.201735

>>201733
Prenups are not legally binding

 No.201736

>>201735
In many locales they are valid, except under certain exceptions, like most contracts. What shit hole doesnt enforce contracts like that, UK?

 No.201737

>>201733
Not really, no.

 No.201740

>>201736
US and Canada divorce and family courts are pretty infamous for consistently throwing out prenups.
They basically can be thrown out on a whims and even asset protection attorneys will tell you that they are next to useless if/when things go to court.

 No.201742

>>201731
you're implying that two men(wizards) can't get married

 No.201813

>>201736
Most of the developed world now makes toilet paper out of prenups, all the foid has to do is to say that she signed under duress and that you were being manipulative and then boom, it's gone.

 No.201834

>>201813
Have it signed by a notary? I dont understand how duress and marriage go together, you'd marry the blackmailer?

 No.201836

>>201834
Family courts have a prerogative above and beyond normal courts. Much of what goes on in divorce law and family courts is entirely unconstitutional.

There's basically no way to weasel around it. If she's committed to divorce raping you, you're getting divorce raped. Having a disagreement about buying a new car constitutes domestic abuse under "withholding money or financial assets". If you send your child a christmas card you can be charged with Stalking. Any contract or prenup, at any step, can be washed away by her saying you were abusing her and forcing her into it.

 No.201863

See, another reason if you absolutely HAVE to be with a succubus to stick with kids and get them young.

 No.201868

>>201863
Wut?

The point is that marriage is shit.
Child marriage isn't the answer, Don't get married is the answer.
Doesn't matter if it's marriage with a female, male, adult, child, or one of those abuse victim "genders", the whole institution of marriage is broken. It's a bad deal and totally unnecessary to a fulfilling actualized life.

 No.201871

>>201868
That's why I said if you absolutely have to, that's where you start to have the most successful one. Many people aren't wizards and cannot live alone, they need to be with a wife. If you are one of these people, get the succubus young so she is still less corrupted and more maliable.

 No.201872

>>201871
You can have a long term relationshit without getting married.
You could build a family and live together without getting the state officially involved.

Even if it were a normie who couldn't bear being alone, that's still not a good reason to get married. Have a commitment ceremony or something, but don't sign a fucked up legal conratact or live in a place with common law marriage.

 No.201881

>>201863
wizard NEETs should marry other wizard NEETs, being married while on disability increases the amount of money you're given each month, it's a net positive. If you marry a female then you are just really stupid, I can't see any other reason you'd do that other than being a crab or somthing

 No.201883

>>201881
>wizard NEETs should marry other wizard NEETs
No they shouldn't. You are just saying that because you think it would be funny lolcow material.

 No.202109

>>201881
But anon… I am a male so I can only marry someone of the opposite sex. Aka a succubus. That nutty suggestion must have been a joke.

 No.202118

>>202109
>But anon… I am a male so I can only marry someone of the opposite sex.
False

 No.202120

>>202118
gay go away

 No.202124

>>202109
a marriage is just a way to get more money from the government, you're implying that marriage necesarily means that you have sex with the person which isnt true

 No.202153

>>202124
yes, when you disregard everything else traditionally and commonly associated with a marriage between two individuals. but you cannot expect others to disregard those things to the same amount as you, or even understand what you're saying.

 No.202154

>>202118
Degenerate homosexual lies. Read the good book.

 No.202155

>>202153
this is wizchan dude, no one here is going to marry a succubus much less have sex with one, if you are a WIZARD then it is only beneficial to you to marry another wizard, you can increase your neetbux payment by 2x if you marry another wizard, if both of you are on neetbux then that is basically 4x as much neetbux than normal

 No.202156

>>202155
not bad, homos are way ahead. when two wizards divorces one gotta pay the other alimony

 No.202157

>>202155
>this is wizchan dude, no one here is going to marry
safe to stop reading there. yes you're right, no one is gonna marry anyone

 No.202158

>>202155
1. That isn't how it works
2. There are a huge amount of potential downsides including getting busted for fraud
3. You are only saying this dumbass shit because you think it's funny. It's not.

 No.202171

>>202156
why would they divorce? if they divorce then they stop getting increased neetbux, that's just stupid

>>202157
how can you really know that? there is nothing stopping two wizards who are good friends from making a deal to get more neetbux

>>202158
what fraud? You can get married for whatever reason you want, where are the laws that say you need to do certain things in order to not be a fraudulent marriage, because I don't see them, and that sounds like discrimination

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>>202171
Could a wizard actually get more neetbucks by falsely marrying someone (i.e. you don't even speak to each other or live in the same address, you just pay a succubus to sign a paper)?

 No.202719

>>202718
I dont think there is any such policy/law that would grant you more bux just because you're married.

Also it's a recipe for disaster if you trust a succubus with a deal like that and don't expect her to fuck you over. Even if you'd pay a succubus to do this she would most likely still try to blackmail you or do something else like that especially if she already knows that you're a loner or weirdo.

 No.202720

>>202718
>Could a wizard actually get more neetbucks by falsely marrying someone
Yes, it says so on my neetbux website that I would make more if I was married
>you just pay a succubus to sign a paper)?
why is everyone so confused here? You don't marry a female, you marry another wizard who will also benefit from the increased neetbux, gay marriage is legal in any civilized country

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>>202720
probably because thumbnail of thread

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they arent gay so it doesnt even cross their mind to marry another dude



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