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Why 30?
I'm going to turn 28 soon, which made think about the fact that I'm two years away from wizardry. It also made me question why 30 is the magic number? Is there some sort of special significance to 30 outside of it being a rounded even number? Why not 29 or 31?
I'm going to turn 28 soon, which made think about the fact that I'm two years away from wizardry. It also made me question why 30 is the magic number? Is there some sort of special significance to 30 outside of it being a rounded even number? Why not 29 or 31?
humans have 10 fingers, simple as that.
all the significance we place on digits of 10 is just an ape counting
all the significance we place on digits of 10 is just an ape counting
It's a meme and I guess they wanted to pick a comically large number to be a virgin. Like it's so improbable that people that reach 30 must get magic powers or something.
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4 is when they expect us to use the toilet by ourselves
7 is when we're expected to stop wetting the bed
12 is when we're supposed to know calculator-free math
14 is when they expect us to have a 8 to 6 job
16 is when they expect us to drive a lambugatti
18 is when they expect us to have regularly scheduled sexual interference
21 is when they expect us to drunk crash our lambugatti
24 is when they expect us to own a house
28 is when they expect our first born kid to be able to use the toilet by herself
If you made it to 30 without doing any of what they expected, then you're a true wizard!!!
7 is when we're expected to stop wetting the bed
12 is when we're supposed to know calculator-free math
14 is when they expect us to have a 8 to 6 job
16 is when they expect us to drive a lambugatti
18 is when they expect us to have regularly scheduled sexual interference
21 is when they expect us to drunk crash our lambugatti
24 is when they expect us to own a house
28 is when they expect our first born kid to be able to use the toilet by herself
If you made it to 30 without doing any of what they expected, then you're a true wizard!!!
>>206575
>Why 30?
30 is an oversimplification. 26 is when i got my magical power, 36 is when i first started to look like a wizzard
>Why 30?
30 is an oversimplification. 26 is when i got my magical power, 36 is when i first started to look like a wizzard
OP asked specifically "Why not 29 or 31?" the only reason 30 has more meanings than those is because humans are attached to 10, because of our fingers
3 is the number of god, 3+0=3, if you haven't lost virginity by that time you're closer to god
>>206642
You're not a true wizard if you only have 10 fingers.
It took me 0.4 seconds to type that with my 32 digits (I have an extra 2, inbred master race)
You're not a true wizard if you only have 10 fingers.
It took me 0.4 seconds to type that with my 32 digits (I have an extra 2, inbred master race)
>>206846
>It's not that hard to be a 30yo virgin.
literally less than 1% of population is virgin at 30
>It's not that hard to be a 30yo virgin.
literally less than 1% of population is virgin at 30
>>206855
kind of amazing when you see how impossible the crabs make it out to be. you got to be very proactive, it doesnt just drop into your lap. and you can be the most proactive guy in the world, wont matter, if succubi just dont like your features and keep rejecting. yet somehow virgins are the 1%
kind of amazing when you see how impossible the crabs make it out to be. you got to be very proactive, it doesnt just drop into your lap. and you can be the most proactive guy in the world, wont matter, if succubi just dont like your features and keep rejecting. yet somehow virgins are the 1%
>>206855
there are 8 billions of bodies stuck on Earth, your statistics lies. in japan these number are around 10% and in other counties the tests were mainly held among normies and failed normies. fuck can you even imagine a wiz participating in bullshit like virginity test.
there are 8 billions of bodies stuck on Earth, your statistics lies. in japan these number are around 10% and in other counties the tests were mainly held among normies and failed normies. fuck can you even imagine a wiz participating in bullshit like virginity test.
>>206855
It's still not hard. I mean, how hard is it to simply not have sex? That's like saying it would be hard to spend 30 years without deciding to learn to roller skate.
It's still not hard. I mean, how hard is it to simply not have sex? That's like saying it would be hard to spend 30 years without deciding to learn to roller skate.
>>207058
Humans don't have a biological impulse to ride rollerskates. Most normies will find themselves with the opportunity to have sex before their 20s, and most will be practically incapable of saying no. To find yourself with 0 swxual prospecrs until 40 takes wilful self-isolation, and even the most men will eventually resort to escorts.
Humans don't have a biological impulse to ride rollerskates. Most normies will find themselves with the opportunity to have sex before their 20s, and most will be practically incapable of saying no. To find yourself with 0 swxual prospecrs until 40 takes wilful self-isolation, and even the most men will eventually resort to escorts.
>>207064
You really underestimate it. I am a normalfag by pretty much every standard of this website, and I’ve never even been in the remote possibility of having sex.
You really underestimate it. I am a normalfag by pretty much every standard of this website, and I’ve never even been in the remote possibility of having sex.
>>207064
>Humans don't have a biological impulse to ride rollerskates
i don't think that's true. inability, fear, lack of confidence, lack of trust in an underdeveloped sense of balance and an overall lack of experience in fine motor skills might prevent someone from trying but i'd argue the impulse is there.
i guess you never skated in public or you would be more familiar with how hard people stare at you, so hard that you worry their eyes fall out of their robot bodies.
>Humans don't have a biological impulse to ride rollerskates
i don't think that's true. inability, fear, lack of confidence, lack of trust in an underdeveloped sense of balance and an overall lack of experience in fine motor skills might prevent someone from trying but i'd argue the impulse is there.
i guess you never skated in public or you would be more familiar with how hard people stare at you, so hard that you worry their eyes fall out of their robot bodies.
I can't find rollerskates in US13 Wide and I fear I'd be too heavy for the little wheel bearings anyway!
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>>207076
the bearings used in skate devices should be able to handle the weight, so should the wheels. you might wear through them faster but who cares, those are cheaply available thanks to industrialized mass production.
for someone heavy the falling is way riskier so the learning curve should be particularly slow. you pay for overconfidence with your health. what is true for everyone during skating, is especially true for someone with more mass hitting the ground.
rollerskates might be not be your best option. people like to ride them too fast and since you can't step off in case shit happens, you are always going down with them. if i was you, i would look into snakeboards. you can strap into them, or not and the movement is not about topspeed but about style, elegance, possibilities.
i still have one from the 90s that i still ride around often, a modern company that still exists and makes them is called dragan boards:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4pkr_qLFt4
the bearings used in skate devices should be able to handle the weight, so should the wheels. you might wear through them faster but who cares, those are cheaply available thanks to industrialized mass production.
for someone heavy the falling is way riskier so the learning curve should be particularly slow. you pay for overconfidence with your health. what is true for everyone during skating, is especially true for someone with more mass hitting the ground.
rollerskates might be not be your best option. people like to ride them too fast and since you can't step off in case shit happens, you are always going down with them. if i was you, i would look into snakeboards. you can strap into them, or not and the movement is not about topspeed but about style, elegance, possibilities.
i still have one from the 90s that i still ride around often, a modern company that still exists and makes them is called dragan boards:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4pkr_qLFt4
>>207064
Not really. Like you said, if I really wanted to have sex with an escort I could. That's a lot more work than not bothering with it.
It's not like I have to throw succubi off of me every day or something. I've only had to do that a few times, and possibly there were other opportunities that I just didn't even care enough to recognize or engage with.
Not really. Like you said, if I really wanted to have sex with an escort I could. That's a lot more work than not bothering with it.
It's not like I have to throw succubi off of me every day or something. I've only had to do that a few times, and possibly there were other opportunities that I just didn't even care enough to recognize or engage with.
>>207107
>Like you said, if I really wanted to have sex with an escort I could.
Okay but how many 40yo virgins are content with it, make no attempt to cure their condition, and do not seek out prostitutes? A disappearingly small percentage. You're the exception to the rule. Most men cannot tolerate 40 years of sexlessness and it would in fact be harder to do nothing than to pursue it.
>Like you said, if I really wanted to have sex with an escort I could.
Okay but how many 40yo virgins are content with it, make no attempt to cure their condition, and do not seek out prostitutes? A disappearingly small percentage. You're the exception to the rule. Most men cannot tolerate 40 years of sexlessness and it would in fact be harder to do nothing than to pursue it.
>>207107
Also, do you consume high-speed internet pornography? Bear in mind this is a relatively new cope that hasn't been available for 99.999999999999999999999999999% of human history.
Also, do you consume high-speed internet pornography? Bear in mind this is a relatively new cope that hasn't been available for 99.999999999999999999999999999% of human history.
>>207107
>It's not like I have to throw succubi off of me every day or something.
i can tell you are not a skater.
>It's not like I have to throw succubi off of me every day or something.
i can tell you are not a skater.
>>207147
>to cure their condition
i don't see a strong case for callinig it a disease. sex is mostly an illusion.
>and it would in fact be harder to do nothing than to pursue it.
the feeling of peace is so much better then sex. sex is nice for just a few seconds or minutes at best. the peace inside yourself you can feel the whole day, like a continuous slow streched out orgasm.
>>207148
>high-speed internet pornography
i didn't know there was low-speed internet pornography
>to cure their condition
i don't see a strong case for callinig it a disease. sex is mostly an illusion.
>and it would in fact be harder to do nothing than to pursue it.
the feeling of peace is so much better then sex. sex is nice for just a few seconds or minutes at best. the peace inside yourself you can feel the whole day, like a continuous slow streched out orgasm.
>>207148
>high-speed internet pornography
i didn't know there was low-speed internet pornography
>>207154
>i didn't know there was low-speed internet pornography
Maybe you're a zoomie who doesn't remember the days of dial-up, but yes low-speed internet pornography would refer to images and shit you could actually load up in a reasonable time on a 56kbps modem.
High-speed internet pornography, as in stream a 4K hour long video instantly, is a very, very, very recent thing.
>i didn't know there was low-speed internet pornography
Maybe you're a zoomie who doesn't remember the days of dial-up, but yes low-speed internet pornography would refer to images and shit you could actually load up in a reasonable time on a 56kbps modem.
High-speed internet pornography, as in stream a 4K hour long video instantly, is a very, very, very recent thing.
>>207154
>i didn't know there was low-speed internet pornography
I remember having to wait 2 minutes for a single full sized image to load.
>i didn't know there was low-speed internet pornography
I remember having to wait 2 minutes for a single full sized image to load.
>>207148
I grew up with looking at the underwear section of department store catalogs. Modern online porn has been an on and off curiosity for the most part. What's so cope about it?
>>207154
With dialup, you can spend an hour or more downloading something suitable for a playboy calendar. Or just find a porno mag in the woods.
I grew up with looking at the underwear section of department store catalogs. Modern online porn has been an on and off curiosity for the most part. What's so cope about it?
>>207154
With dialup, you can spend an hour or more downloading something suitable for a playboy calendar. Or just find a porno mag in the woods.
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>>207058
>has no trouble not having sex
>in a world of 8 billion humans, as part of an order of life that has fucked its way to survival over millions of years
I hate to break it to you…
>has no trouble not having sex
>in a world of 8 billion humans, as part of an order of life that has fucked its way to survival over millions of years
I hate to break it to you…
>>207243
Why do 43 yo males have a sudden bump up to 10%, but 35 through 42 is near zero? What's the sample size? What's the error? Is this self-reported?
Why do 43 yo males have a sudden bump up to 10%, but 35 through 42 is near zero? What's the sample size? What's the error? Is this self-reported?
>>207246
44 is also the year suicide takes a dip in men. It may be a make-or-break time in terms of male brain's lifetime. The spike may be the hail-mary attempts of men in a do-or-die mindset.
44 is also the year suicide takes a dip in men. It may be a make-or-break time in terms of male brain's lifetime. The spike may be the hail-mary attempts of men in a do-or-die mindset.
>>207192
I'm a master wizard, meaning over 40. My part of town didn't get even get cable television until I was a teenager. It sounds to me like people these days get fucked up by rampant porn in their faces, but I can't relate to growing up that way.
I also have no interest in learning how to dance or sing, if that makes any more sense than not having any interest in bothering with a gf or having sex.
I'm a master wizard, meaning over 40. My part of town didn't get even get cable television until I was a teenager. It sounds to me like people these days get fucked up by rampant porn in their faces, but I can't relate to growing up that way.
I also have no interest in learning how to dance or sing, if that makes any more sense than not having any interest in bothering with a gf or having sex.
people no longer give you a pass for being a kid at 30. you think it would happen earlier but nope, it's 30.
>>206575
that's the age at witch jesus died so when you go to heaven you will go there as you were at 30 because of this 30 became a culturally significant date
that's the age at witch jesus died so when you go to heaven you will go there as you were at 30 because of this 30 became a culturally significant date
>>207258
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HAhaHa
I think it might be more an unconscious recognition of the fact that at this stage one is completing one's first Saturn return.
Also, as above said Jesus died at the age of 33.
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HAhaHa
I think it might be more an unconscious recognition of the fact that at this stage one is completing one's first Saturn return.
Also, as above said Jesus died at the age of 33.
>>207157
>very, very, very recent thing.
yeah you are right i remember the times before covid when people would go to the community well with a bucket full of floppy disks and 20 minutes of time to pump some images by hand and i hope i don't get alzheimers like you when i am 70.
>very, very, very recent thing.
yeah you are right i remember the times before covid when people would go to the community well with a bucket full of floppy disks and 20 minutes of time to pump some images by hand and i hope i don't get alzheimers like you when i am 70.
>>207254
Depending where and when, you'd be expected to act as an adult somewhere after puberty, say after a coming of age ceremony, or at some sort of legal threshold like 18 or whatever else.
I heard somebody suggest that the point at which manhood is obtained is after having to raise your own child. Maybe that's more philosophical, but that also used to be pretty common well in advance of 30.
Depending where and when, you'd be expected to act as an adult somewhere after puberty, say after a coming of age ceremony, or at some sort of legal threshold like 18 or whatever else.
I heard somebody suggest that the point at which manhood is obtained is after having to raise your own child. Maybe that's more philosophical, but that also used to be pretty common well in advance of 30.
>>206575
gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? have you ever heard of among us, gregory? you need to vent. i know it will be hard for you to be sus but i know you can do it gregory.
gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? have you ever heard of among us, gregory? you need to vent. i know it will be hard for you to be sus but i know you can do it gregory.
Longest recorded and confirmable lifespan in human history was 122 years. Divide that by 3 and you get 40–the beginning of middle age (ages 40 to 80). The exact middle, of course, would be something like 61 or 62. 35, 36, 39, and 45 are also big years for a number of reasons.
30-year-old virgins may have been a big deal, like, over 4,000 years ago. Lifespans during the Bronze Age were like 24, 26, 36… especially for soldiers and farmers.
30-year-old virgins may have been a big deal, like, over 4,000 years ago. Lifespans during the Bronze Age were like 24, 26, 36… especially for soldiers and farmers.
>>209080
Forgot to add that, officially, middle age ends somewhere in between 50 and 66 or 67 depending on what country you live in. I made up that 80 number.
Forgot to add that, officially, middle age ends somewhere in between 50 and 66 or 67 depending on what country you live in. I made up that 80 number.
It's because 20's are the romanticized years in our culture. You're still young and immature but free and independent for your first time, so there's lots of sex, fun, etc…
By 30 people are expected to already have children, so the fun stops.
By 30 people are expected to already have children, so the fun stops.