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 No.209176

The old thread died and I'd like to discuss driving and cars more.

Do you have a license?
Do you enjoy driving?
What car do you drive?
And cool driving or car stories?

I don't like driving much, but I'm forced to do it. I have a tiny Fiat. It's orange, and I named it Asuka like in NGE ha ha. I've never really understood why people speak about driving being "fun". It's a stressful activity for me that I complete as a means to an ends. I don't find driving for its own sake fun, and I don't take joy rides.

People on the road are extremely hostile so if you have anxiety when dealing with people face-to-face, the same problems will follow you onto the road.

 No.209181

>Do you have a license?
I did but I gave it away to a restaurant employee a few hours ago because I couldn't afford to pay for my meal because my card kept getting declined because my checking account only had $1.60.
>Do you enjoy driving?
Sometimes.
>What car do you drive?
I used to own a 2011 Toyota Camry until it got repo'd in 2012. Since then; I've just driven various different rented vehicles every once in awhile and family members' vehicles.
>And cool driving or car stories?
Pretty much stuff that only I would think is cool. Like driving up through the Angeles National Forest or San Gabriel or San Bernardino mountains to play with snow during the winter for the first time in my life by myself. Or driving through the misty cliffs of Rancho Palos Verdes underneath the pale twilight of a setting Moon and rising Sun.

 No.209204

>>209181
is this a "keep my license until I can pay you back" kind of deal?

 No.209210

what are the best countries to live in that don't require daily reliance on cars? we never had to worry about driving these things in the past. also, is there any way to efficiently live in a modern first-world nation (outside of some asian countries) that does not entail the use of these machines?

 No.209214

>>209210
>what are the best countries to live in that don't require daily reliance on cars?
Try Nauru

 No.209218

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>Do you have a license?
Yes, I got it 3 years ago. I live in Eastern Europe where getting a licence is extremely hard and costly. It pushed me to my absolute limit: as a shut-in NEET I had to step out from my comfy zone an work in a factory/warehouse to be able to afford licence and the car. It was shocking and almost failed but I put so much money and work in it that I kept trying and eventually succeeded

>Do you enjoy driving?

It's one of the few remaining activities in life that I can enjoy.
Unfortunately I'm broke financially so I have to ration gas and plan every trip to safe money, can't drives as much as I would like to.

>What car do you drive?

Chevrolet Epica. it's a very basic sedan, but its comfortable.

Sometimes I drive the cars of family members.

 No.209224

>>209204
Yeah not sure how common that is but at least two or three restaurants (Dave and Buster's and Denny's) so far have had me leaving my Driver's License with them when I could not pay for my meals. I assumed that this was the case at the last restaurant I went to (some random Korean restaurant) but I probably assumed incorrectly.

 No.209226

>>209224
Why do you allow this to happen to you repeatedly? Surely you understand that you don't have enough money for the meal so why go? I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just genuinely baffled that this could be a recurring problem in someone's life.

Are you doing it on purpose, are you unable to check your bank balance before purchasing, what's going on?

 No.209227

>>209224
washing dishes for a hour is a pretty good trade for a meal with inflation

 No.209229

>>209226
Yes I lack a cell phone with which in the past would make it much easier to check my balance before eating at a restaurant.

I am also hallucinating 24/7 which makes it several times more difficult for me to recall and focus on things.

 No.209231

>Do you have a license?
Yes, car and motorcycle.
>Do you enjoy driving?
Car no, motorcycle immensely.
>What car do you drive?
Car is usually Škoda Fabia, motorcycle Honda Africa Twin.
I do have an itch to get a sports car or a sport bike, but I've got better things to spend my money on.
>And cool driving or car stories?
Nothing special. I did end up racing for a bit some randoms while on joy rides. I mostly pick a spot on the map and go there. I've seen almost everything that's within daytrip range.

 No.209233

i don't like doing anything xcept being in my safe place relaxing. so working, driving, going out all causes me anxiety since bad things can happen. thats my answer. I still drive but only if i have too.

 No.209235

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>>209176
>fiat 500 without dozens of fluffy accessories or leopard print steering wheel cover

 No.209287

>>209176
>Do you have a license?
No but i wish i had but i can't since getting it where i live is just impossible.

 No.209431

>>209233
I dont mind working but I hate driving and shopping. My dream is to live in some rural area where there is no traffic, or where everything is in walking distance.

 No.209590

>>209589
forgot
>
very drunk sorry

 No.209752

How do wizzies even afford a car? I thought you all were on NEETbux.

 No.209753

>>209752
Every car I’ve ever had has been a hand-me-down from family.

 No.209763

Reminder that driving is for normalfags.

 No.209773

>>209752
Older brother of mine is a richfag who pays for just about everything I own.

 No.209774

>>209763
Reminder that you’re retarded

 No.209775

I've experienced driving being fun in scenic places, like forests and large rolling hills. Not offroad, just roads that wind through miles of forests.
I sitll find it exceedingly stressful though, and it overwhelms me some days, and when I'm depressed I make mistakes and experience hostility. Other people are so freely abusive in cars for simple mistakes, yet I don't rage at others who make mistakes that frustrate me. I often make mistakes and end up going around in circles, but I've learned to live with it. I get confused by signage etc.
I take my mother for drives to see the Christmas lights each december, driving through villages to see their displays and hunting for houses who have done big shows.

 No.209778

>>209777
I first got my Driver's License when I was 22 and 12 years later I honestly regret it. What a bullshit fucking useless hassle it is to learn how to drive, get in one or two car accidents, and get your car repo'd and pretty much never drive again. A few nice morning drives through the Pacific Coast Highway don't make up for all the other bullshit that comes with driving. Basically all I have now from the whole "driving experience" is a second photo ID when I already had another ID since high school many years before I learned to drive. I pretty much got peer pressured into learning how to drive by my family members just to have me go through a bunch of needless bullshit and finally end up as a 34-year-old friendless, carless, virgin loser.

 No.209779

Try livng in my country where NEETbux are for disabled people so you have no option but wageslaving for peanuts and inflation is poking everyone more each day. The puppet governors suck a lot of money from our shitboxes each year.

 No.209883

>>209235
I have stickers all over my Fiat dash ha ha

 No.209884

>>209883
Excellent.

 No.209886

I have a massive phobia of driving so I can't drive at all. it's pretty much the #1 thing holding me back in life.

I would rather sky dive or go cave diving than drive.

 No.209953

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I hate driving so much it's unreal

 No.209954

>>209953
well i hate foreign invaders so much it's unreal

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 No.210008

>>209886
It doesnt even matter if you cant drive in some places of europe. It wouldnt hold you back if you could move. But youre probably stuck in some usa shithole where not driving is like a death sentence

 No.210357

>>209176
Do any wizards hang stuff from your rear view mirror? I'm thinking of getting a dreamcatcher.

 No.210358

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>>210357
You should chose something that reflects your personality and represents how you want to be perceived by people walking through parking lots in particular. Dream catches are the go to for personality-free fat succubi with ankle tattoos. Better yet, chose something that reflects MY personality. Consider a gondola keychain, so he may bless your travels with safe steps and fulfilling rest stops.

 No.210360

>>210357
shouldnt be driving while sleeping

 No.210570

>>209229
>>209226
>>209224
How is it even legal to keep your driving license? What if you didn't had any? lol what would they have done?
>t.residentturdworlder

 No.210571

>>210570 I think it's a common practice in case the owner wants to press charges against you for fraud. I will agree that the system is cruel to the ones who can't or don't want to conform with the game rules.

 No.210574

>>210571
The rules of paying for your meals?

 No.211204

What color is your car? Do you care much about your car's color?

 No.211205

pink fiat multipla

 No.211206

>>210570
I dunno' about elsewhere but California offers at least two different types of photo ID: the regular ID and the DL. They both look almost exactly the same. I'm assuming that some restaurants would just ask for the regular ID if you don't have a DL. Others would probably have you wash the dishes or something. Maybe if they don't like your mannerisms they might call the cops on you. If for whatever reason my card gets declined; I just go, "I don't have any cash on me. What do I do?" and they tell me to leave some photo ID with them and to come back for it when I can pay for my meal.

 No.211224

Yeah I'm 31 now, got a license at 18.
For the most part I like driving. I really like smoking a joint while driving on highways at 2 am when nobody else is on the road. I hate driving during normal business hours especially in my tourist city because people here drive like ass.
I drive a Honda Pilot. I want a smaller car though.
One time I was driving a car that didn't belong to me during a massive ice storm that hit my city. Driving on the highway I was fine, no issue. I take an exit, and this exit is curved with a stop light at the end of it. The light is red and I stupidly hit the brake, and suddenly I lose control of the car due to ice. The car begins to spin counter clockwise as I approach the stop light, I immediately relinquish control of the vehicle, "let Jesus take the wheel" so to speak. The car does a complete 360 degree spin, and comes to a complete full stop right at the stop line, perfectly lined up with the white line on the road, as if nothing had happened. Almost immediately after the car stopped spinning, I grab the wheel, thankful to be alive and not had hit anything, and the light turns green and I go on my way.

 No.211610

>>209176
No I bought a motorcycle instead. It increases my chances of checking out earlier.

 No.211611

I have no problem riding a motorcycle but driving a car is a problem for me. I am already absent minded but it's even worse while driving and being on the wheel kinda makes me sick. I think it may be motion sickness or something but I need a way to confirm it.

 No.211635

>>211611
Any wizz can get a 125CC baiku on a standard driving licence in most countries.
It is more than enough to go for a buzz around town or for a ride in the countryside.
Compared to the cattle wagon, it is much more affordable to maintain and insure.
The biggest downside is that you can become a organ donor at any time, mostly due to cagers who can hit you while playing on their phones.

 No.211643

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I have a huge phobia of driving. No idea where it comes from. I cannot physically get behind the wheel without breaking into a cold sweat with my heart going a mile a minute.

Living in America means I am functionally disabled because of it

 No.211672

>>211643
I drive but I'm terrified of it as well. Only do it when I have to. There's nothing irrational about it, driving is insane and life-threatening.

 No.211767

>>211610
>inb4 you just become crippled and in permanent pain but still don't have the balls to end it

 No.211799

>>209176
>Do you have a license?
Yes, I need it to live
>Do you enjoy driving?
Sometimes, mostly its annoying
>What car do you drive?
Hyundai Ioniq
>And cool driving or car stories?
Not really, the coolest driving story I have is driving all day and night

 No.211800

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>Do you have a license?
Not anymore cuz poor
>Do you enjoy driving?
Enjoy is an understatement, I loved it
>What car do you drive?
I've driven 3 cars: '96 Opel Corsa hatchback, '13 Honda Accord, and '17 Honda Fit/Jazz. None of them were mine though just cars my parents let me borrow for school and work. Since I became a neet I'm forbidden from touching it
>And cool driving or car stories?
No, sadly. Once I overheated the little Corsa by doing some spirited driving down a winding road. It was pretty nice. I must've been "in the zone" for a good hour or so. I just love driving, it takes my mind off all my problems. The prospect of one day owning and modding a car to my hearts content is one of the few things that keep me motivated to not kill myself. I better hurry up because seeing manual transmissions go the way of the dodo really saddens me, I'm well aware modern autos are better than the average stick shift driver could be, but damn it IS FUN. I'm gonna miss that so much.

 No.211808

I drive an e-bike now so i never had a problem until a few days ago when a guy did some obviously stupid shit but had the gal to be angry at me. I just brushed it off. Yesterday as i was driving late in the evening i saw a car tailgating another one for no reason and it looked so unfair and vile and it reminded me how driving cars fucking suck. I had one for two years and it reminded me of that time when i showed the finger to the normies who were doing the same thing to me then as soon as they got in front they blocked the road, exit their car and approached mine to talk and be the big mean alpha i guess. It led to nowhere and they went away but it learned me a lesson in road rage because i would never have thought that people would be willing to take it so far then i learned on the internet that it was in fact extremely common.

 No.212214

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Yup, I have a driving licence but I don't have a car of my own, I do however frequently get to drive my father's old Hyundai Sonata. As for a broke ass person like me, I doubt that I would ever be able to afford cars. I love cars but I detest driving here in India mainly for two reasons. Too much traffic and getting to see couples do shit to each other.

The only stories that I have is that of almost being killed everyday multiple times and brutal mogs by couples. Speaking of which, for some reason men who are young and have a girlfriend forget how to drive, either they drive too slow or way too fucking rashly.

It only makes me feel miserable and alone. Today, a bikecuck, was trying to cut me off, I didn't let the nigger squeeze in, he was one of those guys that you know is either gonna kill or be killed because of his reckless riding. The next thing I know his girlfriend is wrapping her arms around that asshole on the bike, sitting behind him, and staring at me directly through rear view mirror, trying to make me squirm. I hate being poor, if I was rich and could afford my own car, I would have brake checked that nigger pajeet and his gf and saved somebody else's life. PDA should be met with death penalty.

Normies have ruined my last bit of cope and driving is not for me. As I want to disregard females but the universe rubs it in my face offline and online.

 No.212218

I love my my little old car, it gives me freedom I otherwise would not have. I only go out a few times a month, but it's still so great for my mental health to be able to go to remote and quiet places free of people and stress.

 No.212226

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 No.212235

>>212226
That is true. Can't help but feel like there's not much difference between crabs and wiz.
But here's a good video. That calms my soul.
https://youtu.be/b_7jbUiU7B4?si=MSW2zRrjZKbeoxJn
>Sexhaver Indian Nigger with a milky skinned pajeeta
>Bikecuck
>Seethes at the crab driver
>Breaks his windshield wiper
>Chad crab runs him over
>Twice

 No.212249

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>>212235
>Can't help but feel like there's not much difference between crabs and wiz.
The difference is colossal. Wizards don't act like crabs because they aren't bitter about their lives. They either live life to the fullest or die (suicide, RIP). Crabs on the other hand are severely mentally ill and lack magic powers - they're basically the crabs/blackpillers from the other chans who come here asking for dating advice (lol).

 No.212252

>>212249
crab obssessed retard derails the discussion in a thread about driving and cars with his crab obsession. later he will cry that wizard means only virginity so that his friend who had girlfriends growing up can be included.

 No.212254

>>212252
Sounds like you're stupid. If you don't want to be told you're stupid then don't complain about succubi on wizchan, you failed crab thing.

 No.212257

>>212254
you are bringing your hatred for crabs in a random thread what the fuck are you talking about. I'm not even that same poster you replied to and you talk about being stupid.

 No.212261

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>>212249
>>212252
I understand. As a crab how do I start disregarding females and stop feeling bad, it's like something intrinsic that I have.

I am severely mentally ill, to the point where I do rage walks, listen to blaring music in my earphones to the point that I am starting to go deaf. I hate it when I see the a succubus of my kind date the man from another tribe/identity. Three years ago, I saw an incredibly beautiful succubus of my tribe, dating someone from the enemy tribe (a muslim), she's like a top tier athlete, can run 13 km/hr for an hour straight, and 5'9, talking about her "hookup" with a muslim, and how this muslim had weird fetishes of conquest against her race and degraded her during the sex and how she got off of it, she even posted proof of it on the internet, and I can tell you that I lost my shit, like I was genuinely angry and seething, and it has been 3 years, and I can't forget it, I think that was the moment where I became a crab again after being a wizard.

Any advices on how I can forget all this? I just want to forget about this. I hate being upset and full of anger all the time, and I want to let things go, but I can't. It's just so fucking frustrating. I sometimes talk rudely to people near me because I am so full of hate.

I hate it so much that no matter I try, I will never be as happy as a succubus, I will never get to earn enough, to travel enough, and to enjoy enough as a whore. How do I accept that I have been defeated?

 No.212263

>>212257
You are venting about tfwnogf on fucking wizchan you retarded failed normie. Why is it so difficult for you failed normies to shut the fuck up? Of course I'm calling you a crab.
>It only makes me feel miserable and alone. Today, a bikecuck, was trying to cut me off, I didn't let the nigger squeeze in, he was one of those guys that you know is either gonna kill or be killed because of his reckless riding. The next thing I know his girlfriend is wrapping her arms around that asshole on the bike, sitting behind him, and staring at me directly through rear view mirror, trying to make me squirm. I hate being poor, if I was rich and could afford my own car, I would have brake checked that nigger pajeet and his gf and saved somebody else's life. PDA should be met with death penalty.

 No.212264

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>>212261
See pic.

 No.212265

>>212263
that's literally two different posters.

 No.212266

>>212261
> I will never be as happy as a succubus,
what do you mean? You don't have to bleed every month. All females are soulless npcs who will never amount to anything in life.

 No.212270

>>212265
uh oh, you are severely mentally ill and retarded.

 No.212271

>>212261
don't worry, truewiz.
You have a soul while females are merely subhuman breeder scum not worthy of you. Enjoy your wizlife doing the things you like and ignore the redditors, feminists, simps, and fags. They are agents of the demiurge.
You don't have anything to feel bad about. All succubi do is make a wizard existence miserable so it's best to go your own way.

 No.212276

>>212271
No woetoman, no stress. Enjoy your life as a wizard, Harry.

 No.212292

>>209176
cute egg car OP, I got a 500 too except it's the abarth version. I have worked as a driver for a couple years in multiple fields so driving a car has become second nature to me, I basically go autopilot and take use the journey as time to listen to music, sometimes history and nature documentaries or podcasts or sometimes I sit in silence and meditate. Night time is obviously prime, few people on the road and the yellow light of sodium-vapor street lights makes for very pleasant atmosphere. Over here other drivers are generally pretty kind with some exceptions. I don't really have any memorable stories but generally I enjoy driving.
>>209231
Nice bike, I want to get a motorcycle too but it's not a possibility until I move out because my parents get heart palpitations at the mere thought of me riding on two wheels.
>>209752
I thought being a wizzie was about celibate, not being a NEET
>>212261
Practice meditation, analyze your feelings as they come, test them. You naturally try to surpress and drown out unpleasant emotions but that only makes it worse. It's the same with physical pain - if you focus on it, receive it consciously and take it as it comes it suddenly becomes just another sensation and is much easier to bear. Try to keep this in mind, it takes a while but once it becomes habitual you will find yourself in control.

 No.212296

>>212276
>>212264
But won't everyone get old and disgusting with time? Except it's going to be much harder for us speaking of which, I was reading a list of researches and studies (on crabs wiki) which concluded that people like crabs and wizzes are at a significant risk of various mental and physical ailments. Not gonna lie it was a bit terrifying to read.
>>212266
I don't know man, it just feels like a lot of them have very fulfilled lives especially in the turd world, due to receiving so much validation from rest of the world, they enter an unshakeable postive loop, and are able to succeed in pretty much all areas of lives. Meanwhile, due to sheer brutality of how the world treats sub-3 males some of them can't even drive and because of normie bullying remain confined to their basements.
>>212271
>>212276
I understand, but I don't have much left to enjoy in life. And sadly it seems that a human needs other humans to live with them to get a sense of belonging and community. It's hard to be stoic and make way out of this but I try being content with myself, hopefully one day I will achieve some peace.
>>212292
Never tried meditation, I am thinking it of giving a try as well but idk focusing on the pain only makes it hurt more and more.

 No.212341

>>212292
>Nice bike, I want to get a motorcycle too but it's not a possibility until I move out because my parents get heart palpitations at the mere thought of me riding on two wheels.
First thing that happened when I got my license was my dad teaching me how to go up the stairs on a motorcycle.

 No.212342

>>212341
Holy based



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