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 No.209386

Any permaNEET here? Any tips and advices for someone going the permaNEET route?

 No.209388

>permaNEET

No such thing. You'll be forced to fend for yourself eventually. Learn some computer skills, probably the most bearable type of work for someone that already sits on the computer all day. Plus, if you're lucky you can work from home so you can be a NEET in spirit and slack off all day.

 No.209389

>>209386
I'm a permanent neet, I dropped out in middle school and never had a job

I plan on living with my disability and my passive income coming from renting a house

 No.209392

get on disability and make sure your parents like you

 No.209393

>>209389
You just got given a whole house by your family?

 No.209394

>>209393
My parents own multiple houses and I'm the only child, I will inherit everything

 No.209395

I can't recommend exercise and going outside for night walks enough. You need to go outside at least sometimes. I'm saying this as a NEET of 10 years.

 No.209398

>>209394
unless they spend it all on vacations and wine drinking

 No.209400

>>209392
>make sure your parents like you

this is only ever a question with boomers. orcs never kick out their kids no matter how long they are unemploymed or what crimes they committed

 No.209402

>>209394
Why do you get welfare when you clearly don't need it?

 No.209404

these threads are odd to me. i have been a neet for more than a dozen years and it's not like it was a conscious, deliberate choice. it just happened, and it's not like my life could have gone any other way

 No.209419

>>209394
Very lucky. You are set for life as long as your parents dont disown you. You cant provide actionable advice for anyone ese, though; most people have completely different lives dominated by a struggle to get what was handed to you at birth

 No.209423

>>209402
You don't get disability because you're poor but because you're ill

 No.209433

>>209423
I thought in all countries being poor would be a requirement too

 No.209436

>>209433
You're right there is an income requirement and it depends on your level of disability, if you're 100% disabled (like me) it is high enough to allow extra income

 No.209451

Lately the dynamic of being completely dependent upon my parents for everything has really been making me want to neck myself. I don't recommend it if you have any other option. Unfortunately for me, I am simply too crazy to handle being a wageslave so it's pretty much this or the rope for me.

 No.209452

>>209451
>being completely dependent upon my parents for everything has really been making me want to neck myself

It's mental sandpaper to know in order to get any item you basically have ask for it like a child. Want to go to the post office to mail a simple item? Time to play 20 questions with your mom. Want a snack? 20 questions again. Over and over. I want to die.

I wouldn't mind working part time but there's literally nothing I can do. No car. no public transit. No one wants to help you.

 No.209868

i miss when it was easy to find other permanents

 No.209870

speaking from an american perspective, i'm 30 with a decade of neeting experience

long term you need some kind of passive income

most people suggest bux, but unless your parents did everything for you as a kid and took you to doctors and got you diagnoses and stuff, good luck. also just going through that process as an adult neet is difficult enough, the logistics (going to these places) are enough of a hurdle, not to mention the price of it all. so for most people i would say bux is unrealistic

the most realistic, but disappointing, answer is that you need to retire early. basically live with your parents or whoever, take advantage of your rent-free situation and earn money by working a job. you invest all this money and continue investing the returns you get from your investments. every $20k you invest is like $1k you earn per year. if you work a shitty minimum wage job and only earn $15k/yr, after 5 years of compounded interest at 5%, you will have $87k and earn a little over $4k completely passively every year

if you had a better job, say you lucked out and earned $30k/yr during your 5 year work stint, you would earn $8k passively every year when you quit. if you continued investing your returns and lived rentfree with mommy, after 5 years of doing nothing, not working, you would nonetheless have $270k banked and be earning $10.5K/yr completely passively. if you started working immediatyely after highschool, say age 18, for 5 years, lucked out and got a nice job, worked until you were 23, neeted and then saved up your money…. you would be earning what i described above when you are 28 years old

it's this kind of planning that will enable you to neet for the rest of your life. but it requires work, and for most neets i would say returning to work is harder than for most people. it is easier to suggest to a wizkid, an 18yr old, than to a veteran wizzer.

 No.209871

>>209870
>how to to be a neet
>just work
fuck off back to reddit

 No.209872

>>209870
retirement isn't neeting, if you worked before you can't be a neet

 No.209873

>>209872
>if you've ever worked in your life it's impossible for you to not have a job
try to understand the terms that you're using instead of interpreting them as memes, fucking retard

 No.209885

>>209870
I wouldn't mind working at this point in my life. But when you have 0 education, 0 credentials, no car, no public transportation and your parents refuse to help you there's not much you can do.

Only option for me is to become homeless so I can work until I make enough money to rent.

 No.209887

>>209872
this
>>209873
you're not a neet if you've worked your entire life and become a retiree
you're also not a neet if you're rich and dont have to work.

 No.209888

>>209871
to neet comfortably requires money, there is no getting around this, even if you live frugally and reduce your expenses, there is still a drain of money. you can get this money via bux or from saving up and investing and 'retiring'. you can also just mooch off relatives but they will die, they will kick you out, they are not a longterm solution. only money alone can comfortably sustain neeting for the longterm


>>209872
>if you worked before you can't be a neet
not true. to be a neet just means you aren't working or going to school. case in point, everyone went to school at some point, but you stopped likely as a result of graduation but perhaps you dropped out. this isn't barring you from being a neet


>>209887
>you're not a neet if you've worked your entire life and become a retiree
i described working for 5 years, starting at 18 years of age. that is not "working for your entire life" unless your life expectancy is 23 years old

>you're also not a neet if you're rich and dont have to work.

that's subjective, but also earning the amount i described passively after 5 yrs is still less than minimum wage for americans. if all your wealth is being used to generate a sub-minimum wage, i don't see how you can be considered wealthy


>>209885
i don't even know how to work anymore. i think only a wizkid age 18 fresh from highschool with the support of their parents could manage to find a job. once you neet for a decade, you lose the ability to do stuff like this, it's too late at that point and i have no suggestions for middle aged neets (my situation) besides just hang on however you can for as long as possible. it will end eventually and it's going to suck, but we dont think about this

 No.209889

>>209888
>i don't even know how to work anymore

Imagine if jobs like lighthouse keeper or firetower watch were still around. (They are but it's like 100 jobs in the world and We're not getting them)

I could do anything that is just physical labor. Cleaning homes is a possibility.

 No.209890

>>209888
Wrong.You're too much of a normalfag to even understand what a NEET is. Quit larping.

 No.209891

>>209888
Working from 18 to 23 gets you nowhere. You might save maybe 10 or 20k and you'll get 50 bucks a year back if you don't spend it all.

 No.209892

>>209873
Most older NEETs are people who aren't able to work, their life is over and the only thing they can do is be NEET. If youre able to work you're a normalfag.

 No.209894

>>209892
the suggestion was specifically for 18 year olds, not middle aged neets. also that guy isn't me


>>209891
i don't see how working even the minimum wage you would only save $2k. what are you spending the other $13k on, when you dont have rent or expenses. if that is what you do with your money, of course you aren't capable of saving up and investing it


>>209890
i have been neeting for over a decade now, before i even knew what neeting meant. and you?

 No.209895

>>209894
>i don't see how working even the minimum wage you would only save $2k. what are you spending the other $13k on
It goes to taxes.30% of working wage is taxed here. The environment of working minimum wage sucks and most wagecucks spend all their money on drugs or alcohol to cope.
You may as well suggest people win the lottery.

 No.209897

>>209895
you should end up paying less than $1k on taxes as a single guy earning federal min wage. that still leaves $12k

 No.209904

>>209897
The 12k is a standard substraction. Have you ever done taxes before?

 No.209906

>>209894
10 years is nothing,
15 year neet here

 No.209920

>>209904
paying 13k in taxes when you only earned 15k is a lie though, no one pays that

 No.209921

>>209920
You don't pay it because the government subtracts it automatically from your every pay check you fucking retard. Someone who earns 28k yearly only has 16k to spend at the end of the year if they kept everything. If you wanted to live alone you would spend 12k of 16k on monthly rent. Leaving you with only 4K to spare for the entire year and that's not including food and transportation. With $500 a month on that you are left in the negatives at the end of the year.
So yeah pretty much everything you said about saving up while working minimum wage is wrong.
Saving money while working is a thing of the past and you'd need to be a spoiled rich kid to believe otherwise.

 No.209923

Foodmaxx/foodbux+benefitmaxx, try to get on neetbux and do everything you can to get on if (fake suicide attempts/keep going to hospital)

 No.209927

>>209921
you do not pay 12k in taxes when you only earn 15k per year, as an american earning minimum wage. this is just complete bullshit unless you live in europe i guess, but i specifically stated my original post is coming from an american perspective

you now claim another 12k is spent on rent, which is also not true since this would vary… but this is also irrelevant because i stated:
>basically live with your parents or whoever, take advantage of your rent-free situation and earn money by working a job
see that, no rent! this was sugested to 18 year olds living rent-free with the support of their parents. this was never a suggestion for middle aged NEETs to start working and save up

 No.209933

>>209923
My state wouldn't even give me NEETbux when I got cancer. Unless you're a single mom no one gives a fuck.

Lately I've been thinking of leaving my home and being a vagabond. my parents are growing more and more indifferent to me and hostile in general. I got through chemo so maybe I could handle being homeless

 No.209937

>>209933
hope it gets better for you good luck

 No.211727

>>209923
I went to the ER after drunkenly trying to kill myself with muscle relaxers last year and they committed me for six days. I had to lie to a state worker over the phone to get them to overrule the doctors who wanted me placed under indefinite hold. All of this is to say that if you walk into a hospital and tell them you're suicidal then it's entirely possible you're going to get to NEET it up as long as you want in a private little room with slanted door frames and cameras watching you 24/7 instead of being handed NEETbux so you'll stop pestering them

 No.211738

I live in Sweden and get about $1400 worth of Neetbucks a month. And I get to live in a historical 110m2 (1120sqft) apartment in central Stockholm.

I don't own a car because I don't feel like I want to leave my home and I dislike the outside world.

My parents also give me $2k around every three months.

I have spent a ton on antiques, electronics etc. and have so much saved up I don't know what to do with it except let it sit in index funds.

I started being a NEET at age 21 and I am now 33. I have around $600,000 saved up and I will inherit 3-4x that when my grandparents die in a decade or two.

The idea of work disgusts me.

 No.211743

>>211738
based modern-day landed nobility.

Do you ever feel guilty when wage slaves do things for you? With all that money you could have many wage slaves do a lot of things like bring you food every day. Even the things you buy would be created with much slavery. I feel like I would end up feeling like an asshole because ultimately I did nothing to deserve to make all these wage slaves slave for me and I realize that society could not function without someone slaving.

 No.211768

>>211738
Damn, that is my dream life pretty much. Sadly I was born in a third world shithole with no possibilities of achieving that. Enjoy it as much as possible, if not for you then for me.

 No.211780

>>211738
I'm very envious of your life but good for you anon. And it's great that you're investing it as well. I hope I'll make it too.

 No.211922

>>211768
it’s a larp man

 No.211944

Yar har, fiddle de dee
Being a NEET is alright to be
Do what you want 'cause a NEET is free
You are a NEET!

This has been stuck in my head for over 15 years.

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>>212001
Uhh. I believe he was referencing this.

 No.212279

>>209386
>any permaNEET tips
yes. Be born into a well off family as a single child. Also choose to be reborn in sweden where the welfare never stops coming.
or die. Dead people don't work.

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 No.214029

>>209388
>Learn some computer skills, probably the most bearable type of work for someone that already sits on the computer all day

This is dumb advice. he doesn't want to do numbers all day on his computer he watches porn, plays vidya and watches anime inbetween being on a chan all day.

the way to be NEET or work only 2 hours a week hasen't changed since the biblical times. you come up with some scheme to get a large sum of money or work save the like 100'000$ and coast off that setting up means of passive income while living minimally. if you get NEETbux thats great too but the cost of living has risen 100 fold in the lat 50 years. the hustler is the evolution of the NEET

 No.214031

>>214029
And you've managed to do this? Or did you just give your latest power fantasy of how reality works?

 No.214104

>>209386

>Any permaNEET here?

Hi.

>Any tips and advices for someone going the permaNEET route?

First thing first is getting NEETbux for mental illness. It might be hard depending on where you live.
Do you live with your parents? If you don't, getting NEETbux is even more important, but then you also need to spend very less and be a minimalist.

There is really nothing else to say, except to give you advice on getting NEETbux, but again, every country is different.

 No.214105

Man as an Indian this thread makes me jelly, I wish I had neetbuxx



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