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 No.271167[Last 50 Posts]

Yes, another suicide thread.
You think that putting my head in the rail it will kill me? like beheading, is the only solution that is painless and fast and reliable. When i am thinking in suicide my tummy hurts, feels like vomiting but not vomiting. I live in Spain, and these are the type of trains, if the guards/police will stop me, i dont know what to do.

 No.271171

>>271167
Dont scar the poor railway workers please jump from a building

 No.271176

>>271167
I might be able to research it for you. What station were you thinking about going to? What's the nearest one?

 No.271177

>>271167
Death will come to us all sooner or later, it is not worth trying and taking our lives just for having some problems. You really lost the course of your life, you lost all sensation of happiness, and of hope, being only a deep and bitter sadness. But I'm going to tell you something my friend, your problems have a solution, you can fix your life, you still have a lot of time, you can still get out of that well and discover new horizons, so you give up, get up like the man you are and move on , you don't have to die like this.

 No.271179

This fucking site. Take the supp pill gooddamnit

 No.271189

It's a horribly selfish way to do it the train driver the rail workers all will be affected also I personally know a driver who has killed 8 people it does affect them

All because you too much of a wuss to go through a short period of pain to do it youself and need someone else to do it for you
You're a fucking disgrace

 No.271190

>bro just continue with constant mental anguish, malaise and despair which you've known won't get better for awhile now infact it only continues to get worst because think of the new horizons man! get up like a man my friend your problems have a solution have you tried watching anime DUDE!? and dude dude DUDE you just HAVE to try these meds!

Wizchan 2023

 No.271191

>>271190
Study and work can help a lot, especially when you study and work on something you studied. For example, you study carpentry, and you dedicate yourself to selling wooden furniture that you make, or things like that. It really is something progressive and little by little it grows. The problem is that these depressed people have their will destroyed, but if they don't want to take drugs, they have no choice but to put their will to the matter and do things.

 No.271195

>>271167
OP, you still there? Do you want to tell us why you want to hurt yourself?

 No.271197

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Redpill me on mixing shit like this with chlorine tablets and bleach I heard death in 6 minutes possible death in an hour certain if enough is used best of all there's no antidote and it keeps first responders at bay.
So what about detergent suicide?

 No.271237

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What about suicide by drowning?

 No.271238

>>271237
apparently one of the most painful ways to die

 No.271239

>>271238
The most painful way to die is by being boiled.

 No.271240

>>271238
How is it painful?

 No.271242

>>271240
It hurts a lot

 No.271259

gallego puto

 No.271267

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I cant get on neetbux i hate my life

 No.271277

>>271197
>>271238
I got some amonium chloride and chlorine tablets but my concentrated acetic acid and amonium sulphate hasn't arrived yet.

Mixed up a small sample in some regular vinegar and got a rotten egg smell I assume that's the chloramine?

Have some thick bleach but worried the sodium hydroxide inside might compete against the sodium hypochlorite.

 No.271307

>>271238
someone told me its least painful way to die..? someones lying

 No.271314

>>271307
Water in the lungs burns horribly, and the lungs tear and swell when trying to push water out. You lose consciousness as a shock response and continue to painfully cycle the water, waking up in agony with every breath. You can float there for minutes with what feels like your insides are on fire.

 No.271316

>>271307
least painful is aspyxhiation on anything but CO2 e.g. exit bag on helium

 No.271326

>>271307
just get a shotgun. These threads are full of terrible ideas

 No.271349

>>271326
Is it hard to get them in Spain?
I can't imagine them being easy get considering its location and the sort of politics that is pervasive there

 No.271350

>>271167
>>271267
>>271349
Spainboy you just need a huggie. Want a hug?

 No.271352

>>271167
this wizza going to war

 No.271354

>>271352
Train to Ukraine, a viable option but it's not guaranteed they will let you go to the place with the deadly fire and mines.

They might get suspicious and possibly detain and or deport.

How 'bout dat chlorine/chloramine gas apperently there's no antidote and can stave off first responders if you do it right.

 No.271373

>>271349
all you europoors living in this beautiful exotic countries with the eurozone migration option and you're fixated on suicide. A house in shetland, home of countless viking legends? Spain, where the bulk of urbanex abandoned houses seem to be located? REEEEEEEE give me your deeds normie

 No.271376

>>271373
Are you Hispanic or black?
If your white our governments probably won't let you in

 No.271398

Does anyone have the list of suicide methods that has how lethal and painful each method is?

 No.271401

>>271398
https://web.archive.org/web/20190312172115/http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

check the agony table. i think most methods are horrific if you don't go quickly. burning, jumping from too low a structure, hanging done improperly, etc. but gunshot, drugs + wrist cutting etc are probably as good as it gets. barbiturates used to be the go to drug for peaceful death but they are hard to come by now.

 No.271404

>>271401
Thank you. I can never remember the name of the website for the way back machine.

 No.271406

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>>271167
I have a weird question for anyone who has attempted suicide in the past. Do you ever feel embrassed by the way you choose to do it? I tried once before by taking a bunch of advil and asprin and was found completely out of it on the bathroom floor. Now, when I think about it I feel like I was some stupid teenage succubus or something.

 No.271409

>>271401
>barbiturates used to be the go to drug for peaceful death but they are hard to come by now.

I fucking hate current year
>>271406
Feel bad about how I didn't try hard enough last time
Took caffeine powder, tastes fucking vile oxalic acid gas a delicious lemony taste and apparently antifreeze if you get it without the bittering agent can't confirm thought.

Those do a ton of damage that you can survive so I'm a bit scared to use 'em so I feel like I should combine methods if I do.

 No.271416

>>271409
>Feel bad about how I didn't try hard enough last time

I also feel this way, but seeing as how I'm still kicking I hate the way I tried before.

Maybe it's me being self conscious because this has always been a problem for me.

 No.271459

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>>271406
>Now, when I think about it I feel like I was some stupid teenage succubus or something.
I do too. I had to go to a closed psychiatric hospital afterwards and I wish I had enough strength to go through it completely and end me once and for all. Now my parents and the people I knew at the hospital are embarassed of me. I just want to be gone.

 No.271461

>>271459
You should go to Shetland and help that other guy who wants to attack the hospital out of pure spite.

 No.271562

>>271459
This is me in a nutshell

 No.271702

>>271406
I did this as well and the past part is I was only conscious for about 5 minutes after I started to throw up and just woke up in the icu every thing would have been gravy if they just left me to die.

 No.271712

>>271562
Don't get me wrong, I do not feel good because of your suffering, but it feels good to know that you are only one going through tough times I guess.

 No.271722

>>271171
>dont scar the poor railway workers, scar random people in the city instead

 No.271723

>>271722
Jumping from a business building after work and the only people you scar are homeless vagrants.

 No.271724

I'm not encouraging suicide to anybody, however I do not understand this fear that someone will discover you and prevent it or call the ambulance.
Why not go far into the woods such that nobody will find you, and even if someone does, the trip to a hospital would take too long and you'd die on the way.

My plan when my day comes is to go deep into the woods, I don't even want anybody to find my corpse, by the time someone does I will be a bundle of bones.

 No.271736

>>271723
And that's better than scarring a train driver how

 No.271737

>>271736
Fuck homeless vagrants

 No.271738

>>271737
Fuck train drivers

 No.271769

>>271738
Perhaps if you kill yourself on a railway you can inflict some harm on a few train workers. My life style causes much more harm to homeless vagrants, so your anger amuses me

 No.271770

>>271724
Leave a note and send people on a wild goose chase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCDOYDNZUMI

 No.271771

Look closely at the train you posted, it has guards in front of its wheels for these situations. So it'd be like being hit by a solid wall 50km/hr.

My suggestion is, research how to build a guillotine, set a timer/arduino and pass out with cheap booze before the final nap. But you should try to keep living if you're healthy, I am vaccine injured and I think it's end of the road for me.

 No.271824

i know that i'm gonna kill myself eventually. nothing brings me joy anymore. and the suffering that awaits me in my future is intolerable. working in a routine that turns life into a stale monotony, forced to interact with people i hate, getting treated like trash by scumciety, having to cope with constant envy because my life is so shit. who would want to live this life? i cant cope with this unbearable suffering.

i'm wondering why i shouldnt just get it over with and take my own life now. i know its not gonna get better, i've known for a long time. i guess i feel like it would be unfair to die because it feels like i havent even really lived. i dont want to believe that a life could be this empty and short. but the rational part of me knows that people die all the time after living short miserable lives. its all so tiresome. i wish things could be different. i hate this world. i hate living in it

 No.271829

>>271824
> i guess i feel like it would be unfair to die because it feels like i havent even really lived.

I know I'm going to get shit for this, but the wizzie life style seems so empty and pointless now. I wish I was the average joe who could make friends and maybe a girlfriend or two. I know that's never going to happen and in the end the only person who is going to even care that I'm gone is my mother.(user was warned for this post)

 No.271831

How's jumping by bridge? Shouldn't it be an ideal way to die? I read you lose consciousness on the way down and once you hit the water its over. Even if you do manage to survive (hopefully not) you'll probably just drown which isn't optimal but it does the job in the end.

 No.271834

>>271829
>I know I'm going to get shit for this, but the wizzie life style seems so empty and pointless now. I wish I was the average joe who could make friends and maybe a girlfriend or two. I know that's never going to happen and in the end the only person who is going to even care that I'm gone is my mother.
to me, this doesn't seem any better or worse than my own situation. i don't aspire to achieve mediocrity, i want greatness in my life.

 No.271835

>>271831
Jump head first off a really tall building. Also, this: >>271770

 No.271856

>You seppuku.
>Wake up in afterlife.
>"Wow, I'm surprised it took you that long."

 No.271862

>>271834
>i want greatness in my life.

Me too, but how many people get there even after decades of trying?

 No.271867

>>271862
Yeah that’s the thing. Basically I don’t see how people can keep on living. Their lives just seem so mediocre and full of unbearable suffering. They spend their lives wageslaving some shit job for shit pay, they get some mediocre roastoid to betabux and maybe she will create some spawn who will ultimately become social media addicted zoomers who hate him. If they have a daughter she will ultimately end up becoming a whore and will be getting pounded while her dad slaves away to pay for her meaningless degree. It slightly annoys me to think about this.

I’ve noticed normgroids like to differentiate themselves in devious little ways. Maybe one will have a slightly better job than most, or one will wife up a succ with slightly less mediocre tits than most. Or maybe one will go on vacation a bit more frequently. It makes them feel better within the confines of the rat race. But when you look at the totality of their lives it’s nothing and they are still miserable

 No.271876

>>271867
They're on lots of drugs, at least in the US. Psychiatry has people on amphetamine and other numbing drugs to put up with their low position in the hierarchy. Even so, when I go into retail places, the people are so obviously depressed. They don't try to hide it any more, no fake tone of voice and smiles. Just monotone "I want to kill myself but I'll make the pizza because I'm a trapped rat". What a wonderful world!

 No.271879

>>271867
When I was a kid I loved the harry potter books and cirque du freak series I was sure my life was going to be just as special as the characters in the those stupid books. So I waited for something to come along and make my life intersting and exciting, and I waited and waited but nothing ever changed. I thought life owed it to me but in the end I turned into some semi-hikki who lives with his parents. Real life is the epitome of torture I know now I'm not special and worst of all I'm expected to just get over it and scrub toliets or work at mcdonalds until I die. So I get you, may as well just call it quits sooner that later and save myself some pain.

 No.272367

>>271189
Fuck the train drivers and rail workers and fuck you.

 No.272502

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Suicide by drowning is the best method if you don't have access to a gun

 No.272506

>>272367
This lol. Not my problem

 No.272519

>>271829
Normalfag life is even worse in that sense.

 No.272528

>>272506
Unwizardly

 No.272532

>>272528
>not giving shit about some random normgroids is unwizardly
Do you care about npcs in video games too?

 No.272535

Bro, AI is in rapid development. Why not just wait for video games with AI to come out?

 No.272537

>>272535
This, AI really is the one thing that will make the most changes to everything including video games.

NPCs will have a dynamic personality of their own at some point and this brings a whole lot of new elements to games. Imagine this in action games and RPGs but also in games such as the Sims, it will ch age everything forever.

Also many people including normies will resort to talking to AI friends because they turn out to be better companions than human beings. This is basically already beginning to happen as millions of people already talk to AI daily and this big amount of demand also directly helps social AIs to evolve even faster. If AI can be handled like any contact on your phone and it gets a more active personslity while being more accessible then even more people will use it. Even normies will at some point choose to voicechat to an AI over of some random faggot on discord once the technology works in a fluid way.

 No.272539

>>272532
npcs cannot withhold plans nor grudges against you with serious consequences

 No.272544

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>>272537
>Also many people including normies will resort to talking to AI friends because they turn out to be better companions than human beings.

 No.272545

I ate a whole box of fluoxetine and nothing happened

 No.272555

>>272545
you can't just overdose on anything. almost all reported overdoses are about mixes of narcotic drugs, like benzo+opioids+alcohol for example.
for me, train guillotine was the choice for many years since I thought about it. It's the most deadly and readily available method. I don't have a gun, it's hard to get, and i don't even have a place to hang myself, unless i moved out and rented a hotel room or something. No skyscrapers nearby, I live on 4th floor, which is too low. Exit bags seem complicated and i fuck up everything I touch. The biggest problem is conquering fear, at least for a moment to end it.

 No.272557

>>272502
How do you force yourself to inhale water?

 No.272564

>>272544
What's funny?

 No.272565

>>272544
Its quite possible, if AI reaches the point of indistinguishable social communication then even normies will prefer to chat/talk with it over human beings because its able to satisfy their needs for social validation way better and on demand. If you look at how many millions of people already chat with social AI then it's clear that normies are already getting into it.

I'm also 100% sure that AI will secretly flood on a lot of social apps like discord with scripts and people wont even be able to tell if they are chatting with a human or not because they will never see them irl anyway.

At what point does it even make a difference, people are becoming more and more anti-social anyway and when they hang out irl they are on their phones all the time or just use each other in a transactional way because social media changed everyones social behavior. The people they talk to online are behind a screen and there it will matter even less if its a real person or not.

 No.272567

>>271171
>just fall on an innocent person instead
based.

 No.272568

>>272564
>>272565
>What's funny?
Oh nothing, it just find amusing how normies turn into adepts of technology they used to mock us for using, plus ai will always be better than trash human beings.

 No.272704

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This looks rather complicated

 No.272707

>>272502
No it's not; Frankly it's quite retarded and painful/stressful way to go.
There's a reason they do the drowning reflex test when they apply for Marines/SEALs or whatever.
There are far peaceful and readily available methods.

 No.272782

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>>272502
Padlocks, a chain, and a stolen temporary fence concrete foot (pic related). You wrap the chain around you like it's a harness, padlock it secure around your body. Then you take a meter of the chain and thread it through the fence hole of the concrete foot, and padlock that back over in a loop, tying yourself to it.

Then you throw yourself in a deep river or a lake.

 No.272796

my mother has died unexpectedly far earlier than what I thought she would have. I feel oddly free now, as she was the last thing keeping me from doing it. Once I have her funeral and bury her, I don't think I'm going to be here much longer.

 No.272797

>>272796
DON'T DO IT WIZ!! DON'T DO IT!!!

 No.272798

>>272797

I'm not, yet. But I feel free that the option is here whenever I feel like it now without causing anyone pain. I have no one who cares about me any more.

 No.272808

I went from suicidal from back close to functionally okay and happy. I was institutionalized at least 3 times in 2019-2020

I don't know how long this will last, but even if it lasts only ten years and I tumble back down to being a depressed middle aged cunt, it's still worth it that I've squeezed a bit more life.

Learned helplessness is the big problem. Had I stayed in the ward, on the mental health system and on the meds, it's highly likely I would've never got as good as I've become now.

I'm posting this because I was posting in these threads at least once a month back then, and tried hanging myself through partial suspension a few times. I'm not saying everyone here can come back from it like I have, but unironically you can come back from the precipice.

 No.272868

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theres nothing left to do,to explore. you need to be a millionarie to climb a mountain like everest regardless of skill. there are no secrets anymore. 2030 Agenda\cashless society will make everything anywhere 1000x times worse.
its impossible,almost to hunt your own meat and being a wanderer in nature is also illegal 99% of the time
I give up

 No.272869

>>272868
Welcome to hell, I don't think shit gonna change much in the next 20 years or so. I think a lot people will eventually get tired and suicide, or not and keep doing the same thing mindlessly until they die of age. Such as life in the world.

 No.272870

>>272869
I just want to dwell in some forest in a close community, or be legally able to explore new lands or even sail a ship. but today, its all about tech, guides, GPS helps. you can go to an amazonian village in your motorbike and the indians will be wearing jeans and using tiktok.
even the artic\polar areas are suffering because all the inuits get drunk on booze and eat shitty processed food

 No.272871

>>272870
Poor, and retarded. You can sail a ship without GPS. You can go home without GPS. You want excuses for why you don't do the things you idealize, the reality is those things are just hard. Sailing with a GPS is still harder than complaining on an anon ib

 No.272873

>>272871
go hike*

 No.272874

>>272870
>amazonian
>indians will be wearing jeans
those are tourists wiz, not natives

 No.272875

>>272871
no,you may not. those names do not befit me
>>272874
you underestimate how much POZ globohomo has spread

 No.273052

is there any suicide way that will leave my organs intact for donation after I ded?
Can I contact in advance organ-donation State agency to tell them I, a celibate man,has top-quality organs which will soon be available?
my body is in beyond superb condition: can I sign up to donate the corpse to science, for sportology studies maybe?

 No.273054

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>>273052
> leave my organs intact for donation after I ded?
Big mistake
Consider the following:
1 You die and your organs are donated and part of your consciousness continues. imagine being trapped inside someone elses body. They can grow organs now there is no need.

2 Donating organs is harmful and immoral as life itself is never worth living and prolonging the suffering of another is not "saving" anyone.

Death is to be embraced. I would never advocate violence and think shooters are retards (usually crabs). If you had a button that would slowly torture every living thing on earth to death it would be a moral act to hit the button because that amount of suffering is a drop in the bucket compared allowing life to continue.

Humans should spend every resource developing technology that can kill every living thing on earth and continue to self replicate searching the entire cosmos for life to kill ad infinitum instead of trying to spread this disease of life elsewhere.

 No.273055

>>273054
c-calm down!

 No.273075

>>273054
I'll never understand how suicidal people can have egos large enough to say they speak for all life that has or ever will exist.

 No.273079

>>273054
Right on Lich, as an antinatalist i signed a nodonateorgan form. Fuck life

 No.273085

>>272796
Are you going to do anything before you go? Travel or skydiving or something?

I sometimes think about go and visiting places I liked as a “farewell tour”.

 No.273096

I'm sick of the cyclical aspect of this. For no real reason I stop being depressed then go back to my useless faggoty life somehow ignoring what a joke I am, how I've failed at everything, how I should've killed myself when everything started to go seriously wrong (age 18, a very long time ago). Inevitably the depression returns and then I again become acutely aware of what a pathetic cockroach I am. I wish I would stay depressed. Then I'd go through with killing myself. I need to disconnect from family completely and live alone and be cut off from everything. But when I keep going back to feeling normal, even though I shouldn't, unpredictably, I will never stay on the necessary course long enough to make it all happen. I'm trying to actively sustain my depression and hatred of my family so that I don't return to my faggy "normalcy" and sustain this shit life longer. When the depression leaves i have retarded empathetic feelings for the shitty family that made me that gets in the way of doing myself in. Are there any drugs to make me depressed?

 No.273107

>>273085

No, and now that I've had some time to process it, I won't be checking out /that/ quickly. At least not until I've spent all the money first. I'd rather use it neeting than let the gov or some 2nd cousin I've never met get it.

 No.273110

>>273096
Maybe you plan a fast way out and just wait until the cycle comes back around.

But then again, no reason to go before you’re good and ready, wizzie.

 No.273188

Should I wait until my mom dies to shoot myself?

I was thinking I might just kinda move out and isolate myself for a while. Would that make it easier on her? Maybe if I jump in the ocean or something and just disappear?

 No.273189

>>273188
I've had these thoughts but I'm lately starting to think I should hate her anyway. Pretty much all the traits that have fucked my life came from her, why the fuck would such a person have kids? I'm considering the total isolation thing too. If I'm completely alone for a long time I think it'll be easier.

 No.273196

>>273189
Yeah kinda like easing into it. The worst case would be having them find you, but I think just being around less and less until you’re not there at all is actually a decent strategy.

 No.273458

I have a variety of sleep meds including benzodiazepines, valium, xanax, zolpidem, tramadol, clobazam and can i get benadryl so a vodka amount will suffice?

 No.273463

>>271167
Rail suicide seems risky with how there are cameras everywhere and what concerns me is what appear to be anti suicide bumpers on the trains that I imagine will push you a bit and mangle you.

 No.273496

if you don't have a gun or an iron will then don't bother

 No.273499

>>273458
>so a vodka amount will suffice?

I've abused opioids, benzos and liquor for periods of years.

Dosage for death is dependent on your weight and previous experience with these substances. Look up the LD50 of the substances you want to OD with. It's not like randomly mixing mild dosages of these substances will kill you, dosages have to be high enough. Otherwise, you'll just end up falling asleep and/or puking.
You're missing a muscular relaxant too. That's a key ingredient if you're serious about dying through downer OD.

My personal advice is to not attempt suicide with pills, there's a big room of time for you to repent, go to ER or call for help.

I could give more tips and advice, depending on what you want to know.

 No.273502

>>273463
I thought the best way to do rail suicide was to grab the third rail. But it maybe too safe nowadays anyways.

 No.273503

>>273499
I weigh 75k and I never abused any of that shit, I just want to go away in peace, listening to music or something.
I'm not one to have regrets in the middle of something either, so I guess I'll try to get muscle relaxers or some other shit and do it and if it doesn't work, I'll hang myself.

also thanks for the help anon

 No.273510

>>273503
75k pounds? wdf

 No.273524

>>273510
kilograms anon

 No.273525

>>273510
stones anon

 No.273528

>>273524
75k kilograms? wdf

 No.273530

>>273510
75 zolotnik anon

 No.273559

Antihistamines or diphenhydramine will kill you

 No.273565

It's so hard to jump from this bridge. I don't think I will be able to kms today…

 No.273611

>>271237
Considered it. You need to be weighted down and I would suggest some kind of drug to numb the pain. Beyond that I like the concept of gently drifting away into the darkness and unknown.

 No.273612

>>273559
At what dose? I've taken 900mg of dph without dying for fun due to lack of access to datura

 No.273617

>>273458
Probably

 No.273618

>>273612
idk, I was thinking 2500 mg.
You can get a bottle of 100 25mg tablets, so probably just down the whole bottle with your alcoholic beverage of choice.

 No.273619

2500mg=0.0025kg
It also depends on how much you weigh.

 No.273864

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What are the most EXTREME ways to gather as much money as humanly possible before I ded?
Some ideas:
>sell everything I own
>how do I sell life insurance\insurances\mortage stuff?
>can I ,somehow,give up citizeship?
>how to become legally ded\fake my dedness
>use PSI\ESP\psychotronic powers to mind-control my parents unto giving me my inheritance while alive
OR
>wait until parents pass on and then sell the house + live on a couple of dollars a day +agressive investments for some years

 No.273866

>>273864
Kill your parents. High risk, high leverage investments - you can gamble on crypto with 100x leverage such that every 1% gain becomes 100% gain, but 1% drop is 100% loss. High risk drug deals and thefts. Kidnapping people for ransom. Robbing a bank, store or cash transport truck.

I mean, you said Extreme

 No.273867

>>273866
>I mean,
I hate anyone and everyone who says this.

 No.273869

>>273867
you cant justify that

 No.273871

>>273869
We already know you mean it. you don need to clarify.
its asinine and gross.

 No.273872

>>273871
I mean redundancy in language is good

 No.273873

>>273871
It is a language device with obvious uses: https://english.stackexchange.com/a/3065

 No.273875

>>273872
>I mean
AAAAAHHHH

 No.273876

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>>273864
>>273866
seriously tho…I was serious. treat this seriously.

 No.273930

>>273867
I mean, you're a bit of a twizzler dick anyway, so fuck your hatred.

 No.273931

>>273930
>fuck your
HMMPH? is that your Adress?
why not embrace? ye, EMBRACE HATRED

 No.273932

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>>273876
>>273864
im incredibly fanatical about donating money.
I might even live on food-bank food and public park water supplying to donate-maxx
I will take loans just to donate them

 No.273958

i knew for 10 years that i have to jump under a train. but i didn't do it. i regret it. people are supposed to fix their mistakes, isn't it what they say?

 No.273972

>>273931
For a grammar Nazi, you sure suck at grammar.

Fuck your hatred, as in fuck the hatred that is possessed by you.
I know all the subtleties of English may confuse you. Maybe if you study real hard, you could be a competent grammar Nazi instead of just an "eh" grammar Nazi.

 No.273973

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>>273958
have you tried jumping on a train?

 No.273975

>>273958
Same. The thing is, life hasn't got worse, but I still feel absolutely nothing. No happiness. Only the very least comfort to not end it the next moment.

 No.274060

>>271401
I'm curious how they measure the agony part

 No.274077

To you depressed anons, don't get baited by the kiwifarms psychos. You're broken and vulnerable, even if you're a 40 year old pervert you can still change.
There are predators and succubi that get off on making you commit suicide. I pity them because a lot of them were severely abused and they want to kill you to take it out on someone.
The posters giving advice on how to commit suicide come from crystal cafe and related sites, they discuss methods for abusing wizards and share their 'scores' when they destroy one of you. Don't let it happen bros. If you're a teen you're especially at risk. Don't trust people that talk to you on discord, don't listen to blackpill advice, and if you want to hurt yourself reply to this message and detail some of the reasons that you're hurting.

 No.274101

To all my suicidal bros, you should take a good hard look at yourself and be honest with yourself, do you actually have the balls to go through with it? If not suicide is just a destructive fantasy that will lead you to start neglecting things that will eventually fuck you over and make your life materially worse. I know you're thinking, well that's a good thing because it will make me finally kill myself, but it won't if you fundamentally don't have the courage to do it, it will only make you worse off, so you should just try to tamp it down ignore it and start dealing with your real life no matter how difficult, tedious and depressing that may be.

 No.274104

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>>274077
>>274101
That's good advice. I think spending too much time on the internet in those communities can't be healthy for you as well. If you're suicidal, it's best to stay away or limit your exposure to the whole blackpill parts of the internet, as they'll only fill you with negative thoughts. I'm not going to go on a whole anti-suicide preach here since I believe each individual ultimately has free will over their own life or death, but for any suicidal wizzies reading, I personally think no matter what's going in your life, no matter what bad things keep happening to you, you have to continue to struggle, you have to continue to fight, and you have to continue to live.

Yea for many people on this planet life is harsh, life is difficult, many people live in abject poverty or deal with loss of their loved ones through war/diseases/etc. bad shit keeps happening to them over and over but they continue to struggle and push forward and I think sometimes that's the only thing you can do. That struggle is what will build character & resilience. It'll make you a survivor. I mean just think about how many famous, young, rich people & celebrities have killed themselves over the years. They had all this wealth and power and money and yet they couldn't save themselves. The way I see it, you can kill yourself or you can become a survivor. Survive despite all the shit that life throws at you.

 No.274237

How do I mix ammonia and bleach without putting others in the house at risk?

 No.274239

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Tried roping this morning. I tied the rope to a tree and then tried to hang myself, but since I didn't know how to tie a proper noose, I got out of it when it started hurting.

Hanging is painful. Like someone said before, if you don't have a gun, forget about it.

 No.274243

>>274239
"idk how to hang myself" is the same as saying you aren't suicidal. people have hung themselves since Before Christ. you should go beg for attention on Discord instead of pretending to be suicidal here.

 No.274250

>>274243
He means it's too painful. He can mechanically do it.
Besides, if he doesn't have the constitution to withstand the pain, he may come out with brain damage, a fate worse than death.

 No.274260

>>272868
>almost to hunt your own meat and being a wanderer in nature is also illegal 99% of the time
WHAT for real?

 No.274271

>>274260
Why do you think Kaczynski felt the need to wage war on industrial society? If it was possible to guarantee a life outside of it, he wouldn't have wasted his life.

 No.274317

>>274239
You're supposed to drop yourself from an appropriate height to break the neck. The knot you tie plays a role in that. If you fuck that part up, yes you will be in for a painful strangulation, but you will lose consciousness after about 5 seconds, so the pain will only last for 5 seconds.

 No.274344

>>274250
yeah thats why theyve been kicking chairs out from under them at a height since Before Christ so that there's no way to pussy out. "hanging myself is too painful" is the same as saying you aren't suicidal. i recommend Discord a lot of them have #vent channels where people such as yourselves pretend to come up with convoluted suicide methods to avoid doing the real thing for attention.

 No.274621

Swallow a lot of Benadryl, good as dead.

 No.274681

>>272796
Damn, I weirdly feel the same. My mother is why I don't want to commit sui yet and if she was gone, I'd end myself within thirty days. I'd enjoy the final weeks of this terrible earth without any harness.

 No.274682

>>274681
People who claim they wont kill themselves because another person are really just saying "I am really miserable and think about a solution like death".

This is a cope and only ever will be a cope.

 No.274724

>>274682
Plenty of people kill themselves after their last remaining relationships end man. Your perspective doesn't reflect reality at all.

 No.274730

Here is how to Actually Reach Japan and become Japanese through Buddhism.

This is as easy as it gets.

https://yokai.com/meido/

Here is what happens when you die. You get judged by the various kings of Buddhist Hell. Of interest here is Great King Enma and King Henjo, both of which are key to actually reaching Japan.

From King Henjo's trial

>After 42 days, the souls which have made it this far now face the judgment of King Henjō (whose true form is Miroku Bosatsu, or Maitreya). Henjō decides the location of each soul’s rebirth based on the reports from Enma’s mirror and Gokan’s scale.


You have to manipulate Enma's mirror and Gokan's scale to Actually Reach Japan.

You'll also want to be reborn in the realm of humans. The guide says this is the role of Great King Enma, but actually, if you become Chinese Buddhist, this is the role of Emperor Dongyue.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-Four_Protective_Deities

Emperor Dongyue can tell you, while you're still alive, what realm of Samsara you will be reborn into.

There you go. It's as simple as it gets. Three Deities of Buddhism get you into Japan.

 No.274731

>>27473
0Why Shinto?

Shinto is the primary religion of Japan. For one reason or another, someone might want to become Shinto. I became Shinto so I could be reborn in Japan. If you're interested in Japan, or want to become Japanese, I would highly reccomend looking into Shinto

>How to become Shinto


Here's how to become Shinto for less than $5.

>The Kojiki


Here's the Kojiki, the sacred text of Shinto.

https://www.sacred-texts.com/shi/kj/index.htm

Free of charge. Use this to research Shinto for free, look up your favorite kami, and put the pieces together.

>Shinto Norito


https://www.amazon.com/Shinto-Norito-Ann-Llewellyn-Evans-ebook/dp/B0791MK5GY/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1660759840&sr=8-1

Here's the Shinto Norito. You can obtain this ebook for only $2.99. Get it on kindle or physical (your choice), and open it up

Go to daily prayer section of the ebook. There's your daily prayer, do it once a day.

There is also an Inari prayer for people interested in Inari

>Kamidana, Ofuda


Now you can obtain Kamidana and Ofuda.

>What is Kamidana?


Kamidana is a home shrine. You worship it at home. It gets its spiritual power from the Ofuda contained within.

>What's Ofuda?


Shinto Talismans. There's Ofuda for Kami. According to my shinto shrine priest, they're good for 1 year before you have to renew them and get another. They have spiritual powers and help connect you to the kami.

>I need a shinto shrine priest

Have you considered joining a shinto shrine? There's one in America, Here's some reading you can do from Tsubaki Grand Shrine for free, no charge to you.

https://tsubakishrine.org/kaminomichi/index.html

 No.274734

>>273052
Organs need to be harvested right after you die. You cant just put organs into a fridge for days. This is a little secret lots of ppl dont know but organs get cut out of you as soon you are considered dead so if you are in not dead organs will be carved out of your body will you are still alive

 No.274735

>>274734
*so if you are considered dead

 No.274779

>>273559
I feel like such a high dosage is too risky if you were to survive it, because if you happen to survive it, you are going to have dementía or schizophrenic psychosis and are fucked for life.

 No.274783

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I have extreme fear of dying and death. The fear, combined with my survival instinct, is what keeps me alive.

Any way to get over it?

 No.274804

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how does Eternal Oblivion "work"?
if time is in the mind, how can a second -suicide- at the same time destroy perception of time AND cause a "no-time" ;an eternity of non-being…whats known as eternal oblivion.
how can I prove to myself I will ,indeed, be heading towards the eternal or time-less Void and not getting stuck in some quantum samsara ruse?

 No.274831

>>274804
Intellectually nothing simpler than nonbeing. but on a personal level it is hard to fully comprehend the complete blankness of death. even if not a silly theistic heaven, there is a part that sneaks in some consciousness to be the observer of the nonbeing.

existing is a mystery, who knows what is before the Big Bang

 No.274836

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What's the best streaming platform to show my own death and decay on?

I live in an apartment alone and never have guests or anyone in touch with me, so it's likely to be several days before I'm discovered. I want all the footage of those days to be seen live and recorded publicly, as a social statement on loneliness, and "for science", as the kids used to say. For my method, I have a poison that acts reliably and painlessly (endorsed by PPH). The stream thumbnail won't appear gory until quite a long time has passed, but I would still need somewhere relatively resistant to moderator takedowns even after word of my demise spreads.

I intend to make a throwaway online identity for this, and the number of internet people who could recognize both my face and home address is in the single digits. I'm not scared of getting caught before expiring, but I want to succeed at this, unlike everything else I've done in my life.

 No.274843

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I decided Im going to live my life "in reverse".
I wont live each day seeking what will come (in the future). I will make a long, neat, list of everything I want to see and do in this life ; and start ticking squares.
When the list is over…we'll see.I might even impose pre-set limits to my worldly activity: total amount of money I'll ever earn, or spend, total KMs I'll ever travel.
This probably sounds like a massive case of CDG or plain ole' autismo.

 No.274845

>>274843
Another related concept I invented is the "absolute yes or not" logic-decision challenge.
If I ask myself "will I EVER do X or Y?" the answer has to be yes or no. When I say "will I ever" I mean if I will factually do it, not if I intend to do it.
this should be used to set moral boundaries, and set goals, push myself for stuff etc
example:
>Will I,OP, ever kill an innocent person" NO. this way, I assure that -as long as I live- the answer to this absolute challenge is NO
or
>Will I, OP, ever do 100 pushups in 60 seconds? If I want the answer to be yes. I must force myself and push myself until the answer is YES at least one time in my life

 No.274851

>>271177
Thats like making french soup with snails

 No.274948

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>>271167
In the USA why don't more people, who live near a subway, kill themselves by touching the third rail? It seems like a pretty quick method that will result in death 99 times out of a hundred. And it's cheaper than buying a gun and going through any bullshit that may stop the purchuse. To the point of ease, if you dont' want to screw over everyone waiting for a train you could wait for the last train and do. Doing what I suggested in the last sentence would inconvenience less people and only a few city workers would most likely find your body if it's a station with low traffic at that time of night. I'm I missing anything with this plan.


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