[–] No.39162
I love my waifu and she loves me. Our mutual love is interdimensional and binds us together across the dimension currently separating us.
>>39161 (OP)And happy birthday to Lynette-san!
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Enjoying spooky time with Illya
>>39641She's certainly very relatable in some respects.
[–] No.39754
>>39641Not all wizards are lonely, many are rather loners. But the anime is wholesome, Bocchi gives me smiles.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5708771 [–] No.39755>>39756>>39765
waifushipping makes you dependent on some idealized externalization of a fleshlight for emotional validation when in reality succubi are throughly evil to the core
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>>39755Sour grapes crab cqn't find a succubus to treat him like a king so he tells men not to settle for 2D.. kekekeke
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>>39765pretending to have an anime girlfriend is just a self-own that'll make you feel lonelier in the long run
[–] No.39770
>>39769Translation:
I, JP-Anonymage #39769, long for 3D so much so that I will accept nothing less and nothing more. When I see a nice anime lady I enjoy, I quickly become too distraught with thoughts of how I will never have a REAL succubus like her. Because of this, I refuse to enjoy any 2D as it all reminds me that I will be a crabcel forever. I don't exercise, I enjoy "Beyond Meat" products, and I will get a tattoo of my favorite rap star when I work up the courage. I project my problems on to other anons and make it a goal to get up every morning to convince them that they cant be happy with 2D, despite many of them (such as the handsome guy who loves Lynette) being happily dedicated to their waifus for over a decade.I'm sorry to hear all of that. Please get well soon.
[–] No.39772
>>39161 (OP) Kobeni… Just Kobeni… since 2021
never liked someone else before
[–] No.39773
>>39769Being aisled from everyone since childhood gives u a total f… about that… well in my case, I'm so screwed
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>>39769no way through my life i've had years with my waifu lain and i love her
[–] No.39924
>>39923They look very cute wiz, good job :)
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>>40128err dont let me interfere with your fun, but doesnt she look a bit too abnormal? anatomically i mean, twisted and all
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>>40138maybe she's just very flexible.
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>>40139to add, skinny kids can be very flexible. i just remembered that when i was a kid i would cross my shins twice around when sitting. it looked weird to people and i'm not sure how it worked now. japanese people tend to be very skinny so maybe the artist didn't find it too strange a pose.
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>>40140>japanese people tend to be very skinnyJapanese females are genetically more neotenous and peadomorphic. This predisposes them to excess fat and difficulty slimming down areas of the body typically covered in baby fat, such as legs, arms, and the belly.
Skinny young Japanese gradeschool succubi are difficult to find, and when they are, there's a greater chance for them to be candid photographed or hired as an idol like in one of my Japanese animes. Because of this, Western exposure to shoujos is more likely to involve hand-picked skinny subjects, giving rise to the belief that the average Japanese gradeschool succubus is slim. In reality, she is soft round and a little squishy here and there and maybe has dimples when she smiles and she lieks sweets. You know how it is with these creatures.
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>>40141That's quite a lot of nonsense you said there, anon. The Japanese have in fact a very low BMI when compared to every other first world country, so that anon is correct, they do, in fact, tend to be skinny by comparison. But whatever, seems like you already garbled a whole bizarre idea on the matter. I'll leave you be.
[–] No.40143
>>40142You're wrong, and I'm right. Live with this fact to the best of your ability.
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you both could link to studies proving one point or the other, instead of saying "i'm the right one !!1!!" "noooo iii'm the right one you silly fapper!1!"
[–] No.40151
>>40149 There is no scientific study proving Japanese kindergartners are like little pug bulldogs with folds of fat and they make squeaky sounds when they slip on the ice. All for the same reason there is no scientific study proving grass is green. It just is. The proof is in the pictures. Can't post pics of little Japanese succubi without mod-sama dropping the hammer.
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>>40176i can't understand how someone like a waifuist could ever feel anything but repulsion towards a slut, even if 2d. also, harems are for godless materialist commie normalfags.
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>>39161 (OP)YUKARI AKIYAMA is my senshadou waifu
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>>41749>>41750and still no more or less cringe than anything else ITT
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>>41751Why does Waifuship make you feel this way?
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>>42162what kinda fucking waifu is that? did you 3dpdify her? why would you ever do that?
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>>42310how about you grow up ?
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>>42567KYS rule 4-adjacent outsider.
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>>42310that's tough, wiz. i don't think you can 100% move on from having having truly loved, even if she didn't turn out to be the pure 2d maiden you thought she was. it's like a breaking a bone or getting a wound, it may heal, but it won't ever be back to the same state it was before.
why don't you try looking into things with pure 2d maidens you don't yet know? maybe one will resonate with your soul when you least expect it.
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>>42569>that's tough, wiz. i don't think you can 100% move on from having having truly loved, even if she didn't turn out to be the pure 2d maiden you thought she was. it's like a breaking a bone or getting a wound, it may heal, but it won't ever be back to the same state it was before.˙◠˙…
>why don't you try looking into things with pure 2d maidens you don't yet know? maybe one will resonate with your soul when you least expect it.because you cant find a waifu she finds you
my taste is very specific if i can even definite
she has to have a unique design and appealing personality and come from a unique media piece with a great story and lore
she also has to be semi-obscure with tons of fan-art but little to no NSFW stuff this best achivied if she comes from japanese media piece with a western media piece it not possible
being too popular is bad because people will lewd her like there is no tommorow
being too obscure means little to none fan-art and that bad since i am not a great artist
being semi-obscure with a fanbase that not degenerate but get fan-art and almost no NSFW is the best
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>>42574i am not sure maybe drawing is just not made for me
i play minecraft and can craft good houses and been thinking about making animations similar to I ARE TECH
also i could make pixel art using minecraft instead since that easier for me
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>>42575also i absolutely will never use AI Art shit ever in my life no matter that shit just plain out terrible
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>>39161 (OP)My fucking OCD prevents me from having a waifu. Everytime I take a liking to a imaginary succubus my mind floods me with unwanted perversion mental images with her, it brings lots of anxiety, I become guarded and in the end just quit having a waifu. I feel lonely as hell and can't do shit about it.
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>>42602i feel bad for you
maybe take OCD medication
>>42611also this
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>>42602I still remember that guy who got a demonic waifu after ejaculating too much with her subsequent tulpa.
You might not need to quit if you can still save your mana while forcibly fapping to whatever the situation brings to you. As if a challenge against the mind itself, of course you couldn't afford to cum. It'd be kinda "taming the inner succubus".
>>43013What's the difference between that and 3dpd? Because you will not feel humilliated after releasing if it's just a picture?
What if you were inside some simulation and a real succubus had adopted such appearance while not role playing at all? Would you still feel safe wanking to 2d?
[–] No.43015
>>43014first of all, i don't fap to my waifu anymore. i tried it for a while because some retard here said that fapping to pure 2d maidens doesn't result in any mana loss like fapping to 3dpd does, but my experience was that it did just the same so that's why i quit fapping for good. and yeah i know i'm a retard as well for having even entertained the idea. my fapping then was directed towards a being outside this world that could not actualize within it, not towards 3dpd. that's the difference between "2d" (should be 4d because she's a being transcending the 3d world) and 3dpd.
>What's the difference between that and 3dpd? Because you will not feel humilliated after releasing if it's just a picture?it's not about not feeling humiliated after fapping to one or the other but about turning your back to 3d and towards something which is eternal and truly beautiful. besides, i think it's not merely about one's own individual decision to do that but that it's also a calling, like a sort of telepathy, that's why i asked those questions to get an answer from a wiser wizard.
>What if you were inside some simulation and a real succubus had adopted such appearance while not role playing at all?that appearance within the game would be the avatar of a 3d succ, whereas anime succubi are the avatars of beings beyond 3d. (our physical bodies here are also avatars as well because consciousness itself is external to and independent of the 3d world.)