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 No.306486[Last 50 Posts]

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.

>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction

https://asoftmurmur.com/

 No.306487

This wizard had a giggle at the memory of when Stream_Wiz was playing Irisu Syndrome and got absolutely shooken when Kyouko popped up on his second monitor with the nail bat.

 No.306488

you ever been black

 No.306489


 No.306490

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>real-time territorial changes made to cartographies during times of war observable by potentially millions of people worldwide like some sort of life-size grand strategy game
I like maps!

 No.306491

>>306490
that reminds me someone posted a 1942 globe, and the map aspies were pointing out all the errors in territorial changes, but it turns out it was real, and family globes don't care about capturing every geopolitical nuance.

wikipedia maps are probably more accurate in capturing every inch than actual maps from the 1930s

 No.306492

>>306491
Sometimes in international disputes things like this can be used to justify a country's claim on a certain territory:
>This map made in your country in the year 1957 shows this territory as not belonging to your country, which means your claim to it must be from after that year (which makes it probably bullshit).
Because of this in some countries "Babby's First World Atlas" will also include a dull looking, serious map along with the cartoony ones to show what the country considers its real borders.

 No.306493

>>306492
Double-posting because maybe this will be deleted for mentioning something a little too close to politics, but in all certainty all maps legally published and sold in Ukraine since 2014 Crimea, Luhansk, Donetsk, Kherson and Zapo… etc. are all labelled as part of Ukraine, at most including some mention about them being "currently under Russian occupation".

 No.306494

I am becoming erect.

And dispensing from my erection.

 No.306495

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fapping is great cardio and not leaving home keeps you safe, you aren't exposed to much risk. be smart and go fap, start your day off with a Fap, a good fap is foundational to a productive day

 No.306496

I love playing my old, nostalgic flash games on flashpoint. I've gotten more fun and joy out of playing these games than games I already have. I definitely have early 2000s nostalgic.

 No.306497

>>306494
I got erect while thinking about the next art piece I may create.

 No.306498

crawl thread is now everyone talking about sex

 No.306499

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Are these fucking sheep on your screen? Why the fuck are there sheep on your screen? What are ya', some kinda' sick fuck?

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>>306498
1 post about benis
1 reply about benis

you: id's over… the crawl thread.. had fallen.. :DD

 No.306501

I found a bunch of roguelike games now I want to try them all I think I'll play DCSS first I'd heard a good thing about it

 No.306502

I dreamt of eating drainfly larvae and getting nausea this morning.

 No.306503

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 No.306504

lots of outsiders posting

 No.306505

>>306504
Disagreeds

 No.306506

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 No.306507

>>306504
worst part is you can tell they come from 4chan, they bring the shittiest aspect of imageboard culture with them

 No.306508

I wish there was a cure for nail biting, biting my nails feels too good

 No.306509

flashback to 2016

i actually agreed with the cheapo, once they let him order from the kids meal, they should have included the soda, or at least been very clear if they are not

 No.306510

I went to my brother's apartment for the first time today since 2015. I'd been living in there from 2008 and 2015. It felt a lot more awkward than I was hoping it'd be especially considering that he kicked me out of his apartment in 2015, and his wife was coming over soon (I had an eye on her several years before the two started dating).

In other news; I ate fried chicken and watermelon today.

 No.306511

>>306510
why did he kick you out

 No.306512

>>306511
According to him: "because it's time." (my mother and I only ended up moving in with him in 2008 because she could no longer pay the rent for our old apartment)

 No.306513

>>306508
I think there are nail polishes 💅 that will give your nails an awful taste in order to train you to stop doing that.

 No.306514

trailmix with cranberries instead of raisins
almonds and walnuts instead of peanuts
pumpkin seeds instead of sunflower seeds

pure luxury

 No.306515

>>306513
nta, but does it really taste that bad? when i was small my mother would just make me wear transparent nailpolish but i just spit it out or peeled it off as i chewed my nails

 No.306516

>>306515
What he means is a special kind of nail application that has a bitter taste when it touches your lips and tongue, I knew someone who used that to stop biting nails. It's not a nail polish in that sense but it's applied in the same way. The problem is that you need to apply it yourself so it's easy to cheat.

 No.306517

>>306516
thank you for the information, though i bite the skin on my fingers too so i might have to entirely dip them in it :D

 No.306518

Let us exchange infinite poops.

 No.306519

>>306515
>but does it really taste that bad?
I ordered it from Amazon last year because my nails looked disgusting, I initially thought it wouldn't do much but just thought fuck it. When it arrived I put the small brush thing it gives you on my nails and deliberately gave myself a tiny taste just to see what it was like. Even though I put an extremely small amount of my tongue, the bitterness was overwhelming and I gagged. It's nasty shit.

 No.306520

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Chiweenies? Moar liek

Chi-BONERS, amirite?

amirite

 No.306521

I just popped a pimple beneath my right man tit and a bit of blood is coming out.

 No.306522

>>306519
Thank you wizzie, then i might also order one of them soon

 No.306523

>>306521
Popping pimples leads to fractures. Fractures lead to healing. Healing leads to growth. Manboobs enlarge, evermore sturdily.

 No.306524

>>306521
I like that feeling you get when you pop something. I have a boil on my back in a spot that I can't reach and it's been driving me crazy. Keep catching myself pawing at it with my pen lol

 No.306525

is 4chan down?

 No.306526

Wow Van Wilder got a real low rating on RottenTomatoes.

 No.306527

>>305990
??

btw yes 4chan is reportedly down (source: twitter).

 No.306528

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I am most severely amused by what appears to be a three-dimensional image of fish from a computer-generated film perhaps.

 No.306529

damn this is the worst crawl thread i have ever seen

 No.306530

card grading is such a fucking scam

you pay based on the declared value. basically you have to determine the price of it yourself (which is only possible if you know the grading) for them to grade it for you

what the fuck is this bullshit

 No.306531

>>306530
what kind of cards do you want graded?

 No.306532

Searching anything on google, bing, or ddg just comes up with cookie-cutter "journo" sites with only two paragraphs of text to a million ads.

 No.306533

>>306532
Ever since they implemented AI algorithms into search engines some years ago it kept getting worse. Even the image searches are dumbed down.

I miss stumbling on interesting websites while googling stuff or searching for images. Now it's just basic shit and the image searches mainly deliver content from stock websites. The results are also terribly censored and they keep blacklisting sites.

I figured that search engines like duckduckgo deliver slightly more interesting results but I have yet to find a search engine that comes close to the oldschool google experience from the early 2000s.

 No.306534

>>306533
I feel like relatively recently I was able to just shotgun format my searches, but now it's all just awful.
Does it have something to do with the reddit shutdowns? Do these cancerous journo sites pay google with all their ad money to stay on the top?

It's easier to ask a fuckin AI some questions.

 No.306535

with all the talk of algorithms spying on us, and knowing us to a spooky level. it be easier if i could just tell it exactly precisely what i want, instead of it thinking it knows me better.

 No.306536

Annoying how these tech products are often so shit. I bought a super simple Nokia phone thinking it would be reliable, randomly loses signal and fanily can’t call me - despite telling me I have full signal. Silently failing. Everything is crap

 No.306537

>>306536
I looked into Nokia feature phones because I hate smartphones. I just wanted a phone that would have been good by the standards of say 2008. From what I saw, it was very disappointing. They either have no camera or it's absolutely garbage (I used to have a feature phone from 2011 or so with 2 megapixels, these phones have something like 640x480 or 800x600 resolutions). Occasionally I want to take pictures of some things, I'd rather those pictures turned out larger than post stamps. The more advanced ones (which have apps like, for example, a dumbed-down version of whatsapp) apparently have a really sluggish operating system, I looked it up on the archive of crabchan's /g/ and everybody was trashing it, saying it was slow and really frustrating to use. From googling around it seems that they can't even block numbers, one of the most obvious things you would want to do with a phone. I was really looking forward to getting one but all those issues, along with them being a pain to get in my country (and I'm not sure one meant for a different market would work on the local network) made me just give up. It's not like I really need a phone anyway, right?

>>306535
You vill vatch ze MrBeast video and you vill be happy.

 No.306538

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>>306534
>It's easier to ask a fuckin AI some questions.

yeah… i have been using chatgpt for the past year-ish to answer all my minor questions about stuff. i wish i could get site-specific chatgpts that i could ask questions about. or give them my own datasets and have them tell me about the data i provide…

google is so fuckign annoying now with this shit also. at least they seem to realize IMAGES and VIDEO should stay on the left-side. that was hell in the beginning those dumb bubble categories were just randomly ordered

 No.306539

Can't believe I'm still hallucinating. I can still hear the hallucinations bitching about my muscle spasms that (according to the hallucinations) have been caused by stimulant use such as caffeine.

It's already been nine days since I began to experience caffeine withdrawal. I'm still getting muscle spasms and still hallucinating.

 No.306540

No politics in the crawl thread, please.

And no samefagging either.

 No.306541

>>306532
yeah searching for porno is really difficult. anyone know good forums with search functions

 No.306542

I'm never watching porn again. I was watching a compilation and it started playing the most disgusting thing at the moment I finished. The recommendations are often disgusting too. There's no way to find anything decent without being exposed to traumatic horrors

 No.306543

how the fuck do these vegan and fruitarian guys not have liquid shit. i only have solid shit if i eat like a bum on mostly potatos, potato chips. any fruit and my shit has zero form. they must be eating some serious fiber

 No.306544

>>306543
How much caffeine do you consume?

 No.306545

>>306543
Fruit contains fiber…
Better question for carnivore diet people: they say the body can adapt. Some even seem to think lack of fiber can lead to constipation.
Something may be wrong with your health if you keep doing liquid shit. I find the biggest factor for me is anxiety

 No.306546

Had another strange dream today. Less weird than my facefucking a headless chick dream.

In this one; I seemed to be stuck inside some sort of weird Minecraft mod where everybody's characters resembled triarii from Rome Total War.

 No.306547

did a bunch of posts got deleted?

 No.306548

>>306547
Yeah I noticed the same

 No.306549

>>306094
>>306095
>>306096
>tell me what you would do
I wouldn't post about my problems on an imageboard where I will not get any sincere or honest help. You can figure out your problems on your own.

 No.306550

>>306549
I hardly post on imageboards anymore, but I believe this can have value as a sounding board This is a big thing, and it's hard to wrap my head around it, but yea, you're probably right. At least I finally know what was so fucked about my life. That's a silver lining. Not a lot of people get that kind of clarity.

 No.306551

I sometimes wonder if perhaps I am too erect.

 No.306552

People like to think humans are weak, but our bodies are perfectly suited to be a high int predators. Humans have the highest endurance of any creature on the planet and are the only creatures that are able to accurately throw an object a long distance with enough force to kill something. Other apes are only capable of lobbing a rock that doesn't have that much force behind it, but a human is strong enough that it can drill a rock into a fucking rabbit's head and kill it from meters away.

Humans became so OP because our bodies are well suited for hunting, not the other way around. It is probably why other smart creatures like squids and dolphins aren't building cities and shit. Their bodies aren't suited for a high int build.

 No.306553

>>306551
Age will fix that

 No.306554

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL HALLUCINATING

 No.306555

>>306554
Adult onset schizomaltypical pre-senses. Another side effect of blue light frequency exposure.

 No.306556

>>306554
You're not. This is your life, wizzie. Just accept it already.

 No.306557

>>306556
The hallucinations sometimes show me a young succubus who resembles the actress Rebecca Ferguson in my bedroom.

You're telling me that that's not a hallucination?

 No.306558

>>306557
Maybe in your sleep, you roll on to the TV remote and switch on the tele to all those crappy late night movies.

 No.306559

>>306558
I don't have a functioning TV in my bedroom. The one TV in my bedroom has a broken power cord and isn't plugged in. I sleep on the floor and there are no TV remotes on my floor. The only TV I watch is in the living room.

And the young succubus appears to me at random in daylight, waking hours.

Like right now, actually. As I'm writing this.

 No.306560

>>306559
Tell her to post on CC

 No.306561

I just bought a gaming pc but I don't know what to use it for.

 No.306562

>>306561
You have the scroll through the endless waves of shit before you find a perfect gem of a game.

 No.306563

>>306561
You should've had something in mind before buying it.

Or just wait it out unless they decide to stop making computer games.

 No.306564

>>306561
f5 wizchan. Play HD movies. Play games from 15 years ago in 4k

 No.306565

>tfw too black to fit in with white people and too white to fit in with black people
Being mulatto is suffering.

 No.306566

i never knew this, but buttock is word. i thought the word was just "buttocks" and it referred to the ass as a whole… turn out this is not the case, each butt cheek area is called a buttock. did anyone else know this? i can't remember anyone ever using the singular form ever

 No.306567

It bothers me how dumb my family can be at times. Like for a long time I kept telling my brother (he's 17 years older than me) that I wanted to see the snow on the San Gabriel mountains during winter, and every year he'd agree that that would be a cool thing to see but that he didn't know when to go because he didn't know when snow would fall. I eventually had to explain to him, "just because it's not snowing doesn't mean there's no snow." He responded with, "yeah that doesn't make any sense." I added, "when it snows: the snow falls from the sky, it touches the ground, then it stops snowing, but the snow stays on the ground." He then responded, "yeah but I don't know how long the snow stays on the ground." When I first got my car; I simply decided to drive out to the San Gabriel mountains alone and got to see snow on the ground when it wasn't snowing for the first time at the age of 23.

His stupidity wouldn't bother me so much if he didn't call me stupid so often.

 No.306568

have you ever had a dorito

 No.306569

>>306565
Most monoracial wizards can't fit in with their own race too.

 No.306570

>>306568
Sure, I've enjoyed a cornchip or two in my time.

 No.306571

Board theme

 No.306572

>>306570
have you ever had schizophrenia

 No.306573

i was just reading schizophrenia has a unique BO odor

 No.306574

>>306573
i think that's for epilepsy

 No.306575

>>306572
Who knows? Who am I to determine what is and what is not a hallucination? I could be listening to music right now, or these sounds could be a fabrication of my psyche.

>>306573
Every schizophrenic I've come within 50 feet of has been rank with the distinct foul odor of the marijuana they were smoking that caused their schizophrenia to develop in the first place.

 No.306576

Bought some expensive olives that were marked down to 1/20th their original price. They were nice but not that amazing, a bit more like avocado texture and pretty morish. Not worth the real price though.

 No.306577

>>306575
that reminds me i had my 1st MJ ever last summer, in my mid 30s, while visiting my aunt.

and i kept eating her chocolate MJ, and not feeling a buzz, while her and her bf were getting high. so i thought i was immune or some shit.

and then i entered this demonic realm. where i was rubber banding between IRL and Hell. and it was like the longer i stayed IRL, the more hellish the demonic realm would be when i returned to it. and the light above my bed looked like the nipple and breast of a demoness.

i barely could walk to the bathroom to piss. and it was like i was having a memory of it, while it was still in present.

someone on wizchan suggested that the MJ mighta caused some innate schizo to come out in me. i've always had schizoid like traits of living in a fantasy world. but it was clearly fictional, and never intruded into IRL.

 No.306578

>>306576
You could have planted them and grown your own olive vines.

 No.306579

>>306578
Don’t they grow on big trees that take years to grow

 No.306580

>>306577
>someone on wizchan suggested that the MJ mighta caused some innate schizo to come out in me.
Marijuana is not potent enough to cause any brain or bodily changes no matter how much you smoke and you have to be retarded to believe otherwise. It's like saying you tried coffee once and became an insomniac.

 No.306581

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>>306580
>Marijuana is not potent enough to cause any brain or bodily changes no matter how much you smoke and you have to be retarded to believe otherwise.
Yes it is, it immediately changes the functionality of the brain which over a period of regular use results in the brain's chemical structure and shape changing greatly. The only place you'll read otherwise are on those trollcrafted "pro weed" infographics that people use to test just how far gone potheads like you are. Just being stressed occasionally can change the shape of the brain. Ingesting synthetic cortisol does the same. But a drug that people use to get high and can somehow make chronic pain go away? Oh fucking no, that's harmless at all levels! idiot.

>It's like saying you tried coffee once and became an insomniac.

No, it's nothing like that at all. Marijuana and the poison chemicals it contains directly attacks the brain in several different ways, which can manifest as different issues in people. The main one is altered stress responses, followed by hyperactivity of visual and auditory senses, and finally, smelling like dog feces.

The guy you're replying to described how he ingested copious amounts of edible THC, without any prior tolerance developed, while having previous shizo-atypical perceptual experiences. Which manifested as a short hallucinogenic experience. That's not a "Coffee gave me insomnia :( :(" strawman you've made up, that's a "I have preexisting heartrate problems and drank 11 Monster Energy Drinks, causing my heart to palpitate so much that the fear of it seizing up made me scared for my safety"

People who perpetuate the lie that dope in any capacity is safe and has no lasting negative effects need to have their face melted off with a blowtorch like what happened to the guy used as the charred corpse texture in HL2.

 No.306582

>>306581
Pursue an education seems like you drop out of school by the way you argue unless you're dumb and autistic because you see the world in extremes you've presented no arguments unless you count your feelings as an argument. Retards like you can't into nuance and are always mad at things and people because they don't fit into a specific criteria.
The worst aspect of people like you is that you talk out of your ass while being ignorant about everything since you're way too lazy to study anything seriously.

 No.306583

>>306582
>always mad at things and people because they don't fit into a specific criteria
No, see, you're deflecting away from the arguments I made because you don't have any counterarguments. In fact, all you've done is present a long-worded "You're dumb" type argument, disregarding anything said about the actual subject. "Pursue an education" is also really indicative of your status as an outsider as the prospect of taking part in an educational institution has long been seen as not only a poor means at being taught anything worth knowing, but also as an anti-neet sentiment. You are a refugee from an imageboard I probably don't speak the language of and you really should go back to the bunker for that probable digital cesspit.

I'm angry at people who push drugs - people who lie and downplay the negative effects of them while gaslighting those who argue against drugs in to thinking they're a fringe minority. You are quite clearly upset on a personal level that your precious weed was deemed unhealthy and unwizardly by me, the Seer Of The Third Plane. I prophesize… You getting AIDS from contaminated weed. Kill yourself swiftly before you contaminate someone else with your pro-dope agenda.

 No.306584

>>306582
lol weedhurt

 No.306585

>>306581
Tu quoque fallacy. Opinion discarded..

 No.306586

>>306581
>this much fallacies and stupidity
imagine being this indoctrinated by society, school, and family you're scared of doing harmless drugs.
You will never enjoy or understand life to the degree of a wizard who does drugs. You're cringe.

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>>306191
>>306584
>>306585
>>306586
Samefagging, and still no argument or justification for why you're pushing drugs to young men online. Outsider through and through!

 No.306588

>>306587
have you considered some men online are already drug users?

 No.306589

>>306588
Men? Men don't use drugs. And that's a really strange reply, because yeah, obviously I considered that there are potheads here if I'm actively telling one to kill himself. And even if there were none here, it doesn't invalidate my explanation as to why drugs are for succubi and pantywaists.

 No.306590

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>>306589
Well you can go be angry on the internet while I enjoy myself.

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>>306590
If you get your kicks by pushing dope to guys online, then you probably look like this

 No.306592

>>306587
>samefagging
Wrong. It is many people disagreeing with you, ask a mod so you break off the illusion.
> no argument or justification for why you're pushing drugs to young men onlin
Another episode of "shit that never happened in this thread but that you feel it did"
Autistic schizos like you are pathetic

 No.306593

>>306590
based.
>>306591
cringe.

 No.306594

>>306583
>getting AIDS
you only get aids for orcs and perverted sodomites

 No.306595

you ever wonder what it's like to eat a sandwich

 No.306596

>>306595
every day since i stopped being able to swallow solid food. miss samiches so much lol

 No.306597

>>306596
you ever been to mars

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 No.306599

>>306597
This guy here >>306598 is lying. He goes to Mars at least twice each year.

 No.306600

https://www.vulture.com/2021/05/daily-mail-argues-against-mike-lindells-jane-krakowski-suit.html

So a court ruled that if you are an adult unmarried male, newspapers can completely make up stories about you dating succubi and you can't sue them.

> The Amended Complaint does not allege the Website's readership is anything less than the public at large. The Court therefore declines to test the Article's statements by asking how they would be understood by an amorphous subset of evangelical Christian readers. To the extent Lindell seeks to read the Article in this specific context, he does not state a valid claim.


even if you belong to a group like evangelical Christian or wizchan

it could just as well read

> The Court therefore declines to test the Article's statements by asking how they would be understood by an amorphous subset of Wizchan readers.

 No.306601

the youtube algorithm has gotten crazy agressive the last months. its like watch 1 vid, and your whole page is that. and it even ignores your Not Interesteds.

 No.306602

>>306600
This was just a failure to establish concrete injury

>To prove prima facie defamation, a plaintiff must show four things: 1) a false statement purporting to be fact; 2) publication or communication of that statement to a third person; 3) fault amounting to at least negligence; and 4) damages, or some harm caused to the reputation of the person or entity who is the subject of the statement.


They failed number 4 before you even get to the other ones. You can spread rumors, that is your first amendment right. You just can't spread defamatory rumors.

Do you hate the constitution or something?

 No.306603

What i don't realize is in truth how you're not really much more smartly-appreciated than you might
be now. You are very intelligent. You realize therefore significantly when it
comes to this matter, produced me in my view imagine it from numerous varied angles.
Its like succubi and men don't seem to be interested
unless it is one thing to accomplish with Lady gaga! Your own stuffs excellent.
At all times deal with it up!

 No.306604

Admin: do you have any idea how infuriating it is to write expend effort writing a post only to be rejected and told the VPN is banned?

 No.306605

>>306604
You can click Back and your post will be intact. Then clear cookies, switch IP and try again.

 No.306606

>>306604
It's probably not as infuriating as logging in and seeing a bunch of VPN abusers spammed the site again. Whatever tinfoil hatting led you to purchase a VPN subscription should be no skin off anyone's' back but your own. Just stop using a VPN if you want the same posting privileges as a regular user. And no, this isn't some queue for you to scream "Wizchan mods are stalking me :0", because every site on the internet is cracking down on submissions from VPNs because your ilk can't seem to resist the urge to use your state-monitored artificial privacy facade as a tool to shit up a website with no consequence. Hate on whoever got your personal choice of provider banned for violations, not whoever banned it out of necessity for the greater good of every single user. And how new are you to imageboards in general that you don't even know how to check if you're banned before posting?

 No.306607

>>306602
It would damage the reputation of a Wizard, and cause him the emotional distress of being banned from his Wizchan community, if the Daily Mail reported he was secretly dating a Hollywood actress

 No.306608

>>306606
Other sites like lainchain have more than 10x the traffic, even allow Tor posting, but have less spam than wizchan. How can it be? Competent administration is the only answer. There are so many ways it can be solved without attacking and deanonymising your users.

>And no, this isn't some queue for you to scream "Wizchan mods are stalking me :0"

That's the only answer other than truly incomprehensibly incompetent admins. Usage of this site itself, and the highly personal things people write here, linked to users' real IP, is very dangerous information that could easily be abused, sold, monetized. Even if the admin is just incompetent, you must expect the database to then be hacked and used by malicious actors. This situation is a disgrace

 No.306609

>>306608
Just the tinfoil hat response I expected, complete with your usual "I'm under attack!!!" nonesense.

>lainchain have more than 10x the traffic

No.
>Lainchain: 20/4/2014. 327,700 posts
>Wizchan: 24/12/2014. 1,900,000 posts
>but have less spam than wizchan
No. They get hit with S*yjak raids daily, CP spam WITH images, automated nuboard spam, and the same commercial jargon we're hit with on /games/. They have much more spam…
>How can it be?
…but also more mods.
>Competent administration is the only answer.
Yep, more users with the power to administer bans and deletions. The admins there are even programmers!

>There are so many ways it can be solved without attacking and

Any suggestions? Any at all? And how are you being "attacked"? How is voluntarily using a public IP that's been used to spam in the past a matter of you being a victim to the staff?
>deanonymising your users.
Wizchan isn't "Anonymous". It's "Anonymagous", i.e Pseudonymous i.e the whole point is that users can't see who is who beyond the confines of the context they offer or the ID system on /meta/. Wizchan never promised anonymity beyond what could be expected from a similar site such as 4chan

>Usage of this site itself

is voluntary.
>and the highly personal things people write here
Are written voluntarily, mostly by guys who understand that in order for their posts to be read, they must be stored on an accessible server somewhere.
>linked to users' real IP
Obviously. Unless they use a VPN or Tor node that they checked to see isn't currently banned, in which case they are free to post through it.
>is very dangerous information
How though? You have yet to explain after all these years how anyone's life is at danger of even mild inconvenience by posting here with their home IP.
>abused
How?!?!?
>sold, monetized
it costs more money to run a computer long enough to fire up a web browser than one could sell the entire database for.
>you must expect the database to then be hacked and used by malicious actors.
"hacked" how? It's just as secure as any other Ubuntu VPS instance. In fact, Wizchan is running less conventional frontend website software than the average board is, allows fewer file formats, and processing what files do come through to strip away embedded code. There are fewer opportunities for a backdoor than on Bubba's free wordpress BBoard deployment.
>by malicious actors.
WHO are these malcontents? Who are these hackers who can rip an entire database and sell it to the Peruvians who will then find out which post belongs to which static IP and then mail dick pics to the guy who wrote that post? That's not even a strawman because that's the level of tinfoil hat paranoia and mental illness you've been exhibiting for so long now.

 No.306610

> you've been exhibiting for so long now
we have some weird stalkers on wizchan.

 No.306611

By the gods…!

My erection is exceeding its maximum potential…!!

How can this be…!?!?

 No.306612

>>306610
>Wizchan isn't "Anonymous". It's "Anonymagous", i.e Pseudonymous i.e the whole point is that users can't see who is who beyond the confines of the context they offer or the ID system on /meta/. Wizchan never promised anonymity beyond what could be expected from a similar site such as 4chan
Can 4chan staff peruse a user's post history across boards? I haven't observed the use of this facility on 4chan yet, where butthurt appears localized to particular boards

 No.306613

I was outside once.

 No.306614

>>306613
Did you find anything out there?

 No.306615

>>306614
Yes I think it was a McDonald's where I got to eat for less than $10 when I was expecting to pay up $20 or more as I'm used to Dave and Buster's prices.

It was neat, but I used to think that McDonald's had like $1 happy meals. Perhaps this was true 25 years ago. I could be wrong, however.

 No.306616

I sometimes fantasize about having my own golf course, with trees and ponds and everything. All just for me. And I'd set up my tent right in the middle of the golf course and sleep in it.

 No.306617

There is certainly a lot to learn about this subject.

I like all the points you made.

 No.306618

My hate is eternal.

 No.306619

File: 1692318847229.png (61.92 KB, 500x240, 25:12, 1A1EBD09-95AD-44D4-8F75-BA….png) ImgOps iqdb

They don't give a fuck, do they?

 No.306620

File: 1692320873136.jpeg (295.11 KB, 720x1110, 24:37, 72E0A78C-BC79-4E99-AD31-8….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

This is perhaps one of the most amusing photographic images of a dog I have ever seen.

 No.306621

Well that's that.

So this is how it ends.

 No.306622

Hypothesis:

Everyone is born into Heaven but ends up in Hell at some point before turning 18.

Hell is eternal.

Wait, crap.

 No.306623

>>306622
Don't be so dramatic, Jimmy. Just take out the trash like the aul ma said. She can't move so good no more.

 No.306624

when your snack is forgotten, only to be remembered a few minutes later

god DAMN this feels good

i wish i could do this with all my meals. i make my food, put it at my door, and then wipe my memory. and then 5 minutes later my alarm goes off telling me to open the door.

 No.306625

Has anyone here ever called their cell phone from a public pay phone just to get the pay phone's number to be able to call it? I did once and it was neat.

Good times.

 No.306626

>>306625
Good idea. All the payphones around here were updated to cost like $5/call but it's still the old coin mechanism so we'd need a big medieval leather coin sack full of shillings just to appeal our curiosity.

 No.306627

It feels as if the world just keeps on getting dumber and dumber every day.

I look at humanity's past accomplishments and wonder how any group of people managed to cooperate long enough to split the atom or land men on the Moon.

"There's no way that any of that happened in this reality. The people here are far too dumb. This reality appears to be an inferior copy of that other one. It's as if the world really did end many years ago, like in the year 2000 or 2012, and the world since then has been a parody of its former self."

But perhaps I am merely projecting.

 No.306628

Sometimes it feels like thoughts appear in my head moments before that specific thing will happen. It'll be innocuous things like phrases that I've not heard in a long time or random encounters in video games. Something along the lines of "wouldn't X be kinda cool?" and then there it is.
I have four different kinds of brain damage, I'm not claiming anything cool, I just thought it happens more times than I can really explain.

 No.306629

>>306627
There's an easy explenation
>split the atom or land men on the Moon.
What did every single men in those programs have in common? And is that same unity present in teams today? A real thinktickler!

 No.306630

I've started writing down what im doing every day starting with activity start time and finish/starting time of next activity like this
3:45 browse wizchan
4:45 shower
Theres a lot of time that i don't happen to know where its going so im going to start writing it down

 No.306631

>>306630
>browsing wizchan for 1 hour
>showering
You're not even hiding it

 No.306632

>>306630
looking at my browser history is usually enough for this.

If there is a time gap then I am off my computer and that is ane vent so rare that it is easy to remember why..

 No.306634

File: 1692537509113.jpg (68.38 KB, 580x773, 580:773, win-01.jpg) ImgOps iqdb

What are wizards go-to YouTube channels? Any favourites for comedy, comfy, documentaries, men's rights, news, etc?

 No.306635

You ever wonder why
white people are white
and black people are black
you ever thought of that
huh
checkmate, atheists!

 No.306636

>>306634
>Esoterica
Jew that makes extremely well researched video presentations about obscure religions and philosophies, minimal politics and bias which is awesome

>letstalkreligion

comparative religion, pretty well researched

>robertsepehr

another Jew but he makes entertaining folktale type videos on fringe history and anthropology. Beware lots of schizo bullshit but also some cool things mentioned

>NHK WORLD-JAPAN

official channel of NHK sometimes they post really entertaining train documentaries, also some about traditions in japan, very comfy

>keith woods

kind of a guilty pleasure of mine because its so political but he has a really nice Irish accent and covers interesting topics

>The Modern Hermeticist

esoteric religion, philosophy good selection of texts

>noriyaro

car vlogs in japan

>Ancient Architects

archeology news

>Weltgeist

pop philosophy, mainly focusing on schopenhauer and nietzsche, nice to listen to

>Timeline - World History Documentaries

1.1k history documentaries uploaded, varying quality but they have uploaded so much you will find something interesting for sure

>Parable - Religious History Documentaries


>Think Anomalous

Paranormal and UFO stories

>Bishop Robert Barron

If I feel like listening to a Catholic sermon

>Yuri 2356

music

 No.306637

Just when I thought that the world could not get dumber

It gets dumberer

 No.306638

>tropical storm hits Los Angeles
>hallucinations tell me to go outside
>rain intensifies
>my shoes get completely drenched under like a foot of water
>come back home like 6 hours later
>turn on the news
>they're telling people to not go outside unless it's an emergency
>hallucinations still tell me to go outside again

 No.306639

File: 1692577691454.jpg (61.3 KB, 802x602, 401:301, peppergerder.jpg) ImgOps iqdb

yo check out how my pepper garden is cumming along

 No.306640

>>306639
Nice tits.

The alien is a nice touch, too.

 No.306641

File: 1692585644402.png (505.15 KB, 1268x916, 317:229, 12.png) ImgOps iqdb

I got triggered when i clicked to see one specific moment of a video in google search and this screen appeared, things are changing and im a bit scared of that.

 No.306642

I hate adults so much.

I mean, I hate kids, too, because I was a kid once and kids fucking sucked but so did the adults. Luckily, I don't have to deal with kids all that often anymore because I generally only go outside like once a month and on weekday mornings or middle of the night when all the kids are at school or asleep.

 No.306643

>>306642
i hate kids much more.

i used to live on a quiet block, but a lot of kids moved in over the years. they love to shout at the top of their lungs just for the sake of it.

i realize the cruel ape behaviors i knew in young boys, is still there in men. but if its sublimated behind civility now, so much the better.

to hell with the honesty of children

 No.306644

>>306634
My regular channels are Ramblac, Lofi, Ryan George, Viva la dirt league, and Shadiversity.

>>306636
NHK has some real gems, I like that they often show aspects of Japan that is rarely given any attention. Recently saw a documentary about small Kyoto gardens in the middle of traditional homes, very interesting.

 No.306645

Oh shit I almost forgot about that web site!

It's another one to add to my bookmarks right alongside Digg, 9gag, Reddit, Gaia, NewGrounds, Genmay, and SomethingAwful.

 No.306646

File: 1692657977595.gif (931.86 KB, 240x180, 4:3, 5717134B-7271-4843-AD0E-F5….gif) ImgOps iqdb

Why must life be so cruel?

I never asked to be born…

geez

 No.306663

File: 1692713056822.jpg (60.97 KB, 835x557, 835:557, FlPmWmDXwAIg5Pr.jpg) ImgOps iqdb

This wizard wanted to move some furniture around but his dad's in a bad mood and is giving him the "What are you doing with your life" passive aggressive remarks. Well this wizard isn't chainsmoking weed and cigarettes while glued to Netflix after having eaten nothing but canola oils and corn syrup like you, motherfucker (Wizards can call his's dads that).

Time to organize some loli doujin.

 No.306667

>>306666
Petit stuff

 No.306668

Oh fuck the extremely vivid nightmares and hypnopompic hallucinations are back again what the fuck

 No.306671

Looking at hivis vests and saw one for sale that was XXXXXXXXL (8XL). Naturally someone that size should be decked out in hivis the same way snow plows require flashing lights.

 No.306672

>>306671
Holy grand Wiz of the Mars Republic

>Phil Bigioni

>1.0 out of 5 stars
>If you’re a big size pay attention
>Reviewed in Canada on June 8, 2023
>Size : 8X-LargeColour Name: Orange
>Verified Purchase
>So I ordered an 8xl thinking I would be safe. Just arrived and the tag says 6-8xl. It fits more like a 6xl. They should take 7xl and 8xl off the option cause it doesn’t even fit like a 7xl or 8xl. Bought 2 so now I’m out $98.

What a trooper

 No.306678

>>306672
GOD DAMN

 No.306679

My breath stinks.

Perhaps I should purchase some chocolate.

 No.306684

This is great. Love how the AI realizes that the gun behavior is odd and starts firing off random rounds to confirm it.

 No.306686

>>306684
Watching these videos made me think about how dumb I was as a kid. I totally didn't even notice that there was a grid system.

 No.306697

>>306684
>>306686
This was fascinanting. Not only all the work invested by the person behind this video is admirable, but the results are really interesting. It's really funny how the AI realizes it's in a video game or dreaming. By the way, it will sound silly, but I had never thought about how much fun it could be to play a game as if it were a real experience, as is the case of Lara analyzing everything she sees as an archaeologist.

 No.306702

Riddle me this, atheists. Does a kiddie diddler play the fiddle?

 No.306703

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Checkmate, atheists!

 No.306704

i don't like to post anymore because everything i write is stupid

 No.306707

have you ever seen a movie

 No.306731

Those were simpler times
I remember
I remember when
When I used to walk on the beach
I used to actually WALK on the beach
People would actually SLEEP on the beach
They don't sleep on the beach no mo'

 No.306732

I will now list the farthest places I've ever been to for no reason in particular:

The furthest north I've been to entirely on foot: Griffith Park, Los Angeles, California
The furthest east I've been to entirely on foot: East Los Angeles, California
The furthest south I've been to entirely on foot: Washington Boulevard, California
The furthest west I've been to entirely on foot: University of California, Los Angeles, California
The furthest north I've been to entirely in a bus: Canoga Park, California
The furthest east I've been to entirely in a bus: East Los Angeles, California
The furthest south I've been to entirely in a bus: South Central Los Angeles, California
The furthest west I've been to entirely in a bus: University of California, Los Angeles, California
The furthest north I've been to entirely in a car by myself: Oxnard, California
The furthest east I've been to entirely in a car by myself: Afton Campground, California
The furthest south I've been to entirely in a car by myself: Laguna Beach, California
The furthest west I've been to entirely in a car by myself: Oxnard, Malibu, or Santa Monica, California
The furthest north I've been to entirely in a train: Lancaster, California
The furthest east I've been to entirely in a train: East Los Angeles, California
The furthest south I've been to entirely in a train: San Diego, California
The furthest west I've been to entirely in a train: Santa Monica, California
The furthest north I've been to entirely in a car (not by myself): San Francisco, California
The furthest east I've been to entirely in a car (not by myself): Las Vegas, Nevada
The furthest south I've been to entirely in a car (not by myself): Tijuana, Mexico
The furthest west I've been to entirely in a car (not by myself): San Francisco, Santa Barbara, Oxnard, Malibu, or Santa Monica, California
The furthest I've ever been (in a plane): Guadalajara, Mexico

 No.306733

>>306732
ive never been to the west coast

 No.306734

>>306732

I lived in quite a few places so changing the mode of transportation doesn't matter, but this is my list:

furthest north: frankfurt, germany
furthest east: okinawa, japan
furthest south: yuma, arizona
furthest west: ka'ena point, oahu, hawaii

 No.306747

Random computer bugs are quite annoying. I was just doing an online grocery order through amazon and it gives me the option to add stuff that I regularly buy to my order as I go through the checkout. I added a $11 pizza using this feature and somehow after I did that, my subtotal actually decreased. I couldn't figure out WTF happened until I get home with the order and find out that the 2 pounds of salmon I ordered was changed to 1 pound of salmon in the system somehow. I am almost certain it changed it when I added the pizza. Literally nothing you can do about shit like this, it just happens, you have no control, it will bring you minor annoyances and there is nothing you can do about it.

 No.306752

>>306684
>>306686
wow the ai actually knows how to crack jokes

that's focken h4x m8

 No.306753

>>306752
It is because he told the AI that being playful was one of her traits.

 No.306754

>>306753
Yeah but she actually makes kinda' good jokes, I think. I mean, I dunno'. Maybe it's just 'cause the AI is using Lara's voice which sounds really cute and hot when she makes jokes by stating the obvious. Like those jokes about being in a video game or simulation, or being able to walk through dogs. How does it know to make jokes like those? Are they like the simplest jokes anyone can make? "How am I walking through this dog? That can't be right. This is obviously a video game. Hey, dev, can you shut off the music?"

 No.306769

Just realized I've been using Usenet longer than the amount of time that Usenet was around for when I first started to use it.

In less than ten years; I'll be using the internet longer than the amount of time that Arpanet was around for when I first began to use the internet.

 No.306774

>>306769
i used to find it fun to search google group usenet archives from the 1990s, but they fucked up the search engine and its much more wonky now.

 No.306775

>>306774
Yeah I was surprised to still be able to find some of my old posts from the year 1999. I coulda' sworn I was already posting in 1998, but I couldn't find those posts. Some of my posts from 2003 or 2004 helped jog my memory a bit especially in relation to my high school years.

 No.306799

>>306774
>>306775
>>306769
that's cool. what sites do you use to find old usenet groups?

 No.306800

>>306799
Google

 No.306801

>>306775
cool to meet a wiz with memories of the 90s web. i tried to start my own site on homestead in 1999, create my own micronation like in pinky n brain.

AOL Hometown. those were the days. walled garden.

 No.306821

i had schizophrenia in a past life

 No.306831

stretching my arms out to see muscles
Forearms on the table
start banging my fists on the table
over and over
like rumble from transformers
trying to start an earthquake
feels good

 No.306832

mom brought no-bake cookies (chocolate/peanut butter oat things)
they are rubbery and not like when I was a kid
threw them away
feels bad but they weren't good

 No.306833

Most sci-fi shows are so lame nowadays.

But at least La Brea has got some eye candy females like Veronica St. Clair.

 No.306835

File: 1693063284888.jpeg (69.27 KB, 994x620, 497:310, Will Smith.jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

>>306834
Posts that just make you wonder.

 No.306837

I wrote a blog once.

 No.306839

i c wot u did thar

 No.306841

>>306634
>men's right
You're really not as slick as you think you are.

 No.306842

>>306841
Denying the unfair treatment of men at the hands of global powers isn't going to make college succubi want to have sex with you.

 No.306843

It's a strange thought, that millennials will be the last geeks of their kind. The later generation of will have no links to geekdom because they've essentially kicked out.

 No.306844

>>306842
>sex
The only people who complain about "men's rights" are normalfags getting fucked in divorces and mtgow cope faggots.

None of this MRA shit applies to wizards.

 No.306845

>>306844
wizards are still liable to be drafted and shit.

 No.306852

>>306845
So? They'll draft you regardless of rights, like Ukraine.

 No.306863

I shall now attempt to list every tornado in California from January 1st to August 26th of 2023 for no reason in particular other than to maybe ogle at my neatly ordered list of tornadoes every once in awhile:

EF1 tornado in Sacramento county on January 10th
EF0 tornado in Calaveras county on January 14th
EF1 tornado in Montebello, Los Angeles county on March 22nd
EF0 tornado in Carson, Los Angeles county on May 4th
EF0 tornado in Compton, Los Angeles county on May 4th

 No.306866

>>306865
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 No.306880

Mosquitos keep biting me.

My entire body is riddled with mosquito bites.

They itch so much.

 No.306884

Have you ever gone all the way?

 No.306891

>>306884
All the way where?
I don't know what you are talking about.
Needs more context.

 No.306893

>>306891
Have you ever seen the rain?

 No.306913

I keep biting mosquitoes.

My entire mouth is riddled with bitten mosquitoes.

They taste so good.

 No.306914

Update: Mosquitoes don't fly so good

 No.306927

File: 1693225498251.jpg (570.34 KB, 1487x872, 1487:872, dead.jpg) ImgOps iqdb

It's nice wizchan is mostly dead now, almost makes me feel like posting here again.

 No.306928

It's pretty hard to post because I think they are actually trying to add new anti-bot systems to the backend or something.

It's whatever…

 No.306929

>>306843
Someone really needs to post an "end of the wizards" thread.

You know, and this might go over some (zoomer) anons heads but geek culture, if it can distinguished as something separate from the monoculture anymore, is (irreversibly) oversexualised in a strange way that's hard to describe.

 No.306930

oh hi, i upgraded your ram

 No.306931

So there I was walking down this hallway, right?

 No.306933

>>306929
Here's a poem that chatgpt dreamt up instead.

In realms of magic, once they thrived,
A site of wizards, where dreams arrived.
With robes of knowledge, they did unite,
Spreading enchantment, day and night.

Scrolls of wisdom, comments arcane,
A vibrant community, none could disdain.
Sparks of insight in each keystroke,
A symphony of spells, a lore bespoke.

But winds of change began to blow,
A subtle whisper, a melancholy flow.
The userbase waned, like fading stars,
As life's demands pulled them afar.

A silent emptiness crept through the halls,
Echoing incantations against crumbling walls.
Threads of connection, fraying thin,
As the once bustling hub grew dim.

Grand libraries stood now hushed and still,
No more debates atop knowledge's hill.
Potions of friendship, brewed and shared,
Grew cold and stagnant, no one cared.

Admins and mods with heavy hearts,
Saw the end drawing near, like divined arts.
They tried to rekindle the dwindling fire,
But the spark of magic had begun to tire.

A final spell, a desperate plea,
"Restore the glory, let it be free!"
But the mystical servers flickered and sighed,
As the site of wizards, slowly died.

The last user logged out with a sigh,
Leaving behind memories that would never die.
The virtual realm, once full of might,
Faded into shadows, out of sight.

Gone were the days of spells and charms,
Vanished were the friendships in open arms.
The end times had come, the tale was spun,
The site of wizards had finally gone.

Yet in the hearts of those who knew,
The magic would linger, forever true.
A legacy woven in digital thread,
A testament to the moments they had led.

 No.306942

Have you ever seen a grill?

 No.306953

I just farted.

 No.306958

I look and feel as if I have chickenpox.

 No.306963

Just noticed that my TV has a CrunchyRoll app where I can watch every episode of Yu Yu Hakusho for free. It's been like 20 years since I last watched like 10 episodes.

 No.306967

File: 1693337913934.jpg (258.95 KB, 2338x1653, 2338:1653, 155c2e6f078bd413dded8af9d4….jpg) ImgOps iqdb

Just noticed that my PC has a BitTorrent client where I can download every episode of Yu Yu Shiki for free. It's been like 20 days since I last watched all 12 episodes.

 No.306976

Man, if I could figure out how to get BitTorrent on my TV and download a PS5 emulator…

 No.306989

File: 1693409211859.jpeg (40.19 KB, 480x710, 48:71, B1F4ACE5-9A12-4EC0-B759-6….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

This is probably the funniest image I'll see this entire month.

 No.306991

I think "autist" would probably be pronounced like "Auschwitz".

 No.306993

>>306991
Don't hurt me I have Ow-tism

 No.307004

In my quest for better health, I've decided to chug two tall energy drinks before lying down for bed. According to my research, this should

 No.307007

>>307004
That should cause you diabetes and inner chronic inflamation. Energy drinks, kek.

Srsly, is this trolling?

 No.307008

>>307007
Yeah some people say that you can get a big energy boost by consuming caffeine and taking a 15-minute to 2-hour-long nap sometime around noon.

 No.307012

>tfw you realize everyone is making shit up as they go along and you wonder how any human civilization still remains today

 No.307014

I feel like livestock.

 No.307015

>>307012
How's junior high treatin' ya?

 No.307017

>>307015
Hold up I just remembered that one of the middle schools here in Los Angeles has an adult school program and am now wondering whether or not the adult school classes at the middle school function like those at this high school I used to take adult school classes at where they would stuff the adults (of ages 21 and above) in the same classrooms as that of minors (ages 16 to 18) during school hours (1:30 PM in the weekdays).

 No.307019

That guy spamming labiaplasty shit has effectively ruined vaginas for me. Forever.

Good work!

Henceforth; I shall focus exclusively on the human female mouth for my copulation fantasies.

 No.307020

>>307019
At least he agreed to stop spamming the pediatric instructionals.

 No.307023

I think I'm starting to accept that everyone on the internet is a bot.

Not exactly what I asked for, but, whatever.

 No.307024

BEEP BOOP BEEP

WHERE…CUNNY…

BOOP BEEP BZZZZ

 No.307025

The implications…

 No.307027

File: 1693571875898.jpg (546.82 KB, 2048x1031, 2048:1031, aGlgfIf.jpg) ImgOps iqdb

Just woke up after sleeping for 8 hours and already feel exhausted. Fascinating. Even having thoughts is too tiring, they appear and fall flat as I stare blankly at the monitor. Fascinating. I can hear the neighbor watering his lawn or whatever he's doing with a hose. Not so fascinating. Would go back to sleep but that too is now sounding like an exhausting prospect now. I need a very long vacation in another body in another dimension, a whole new reality would not be too bad, either.

 No.307028

>>307027
I know. I need a very large glass of very cold water. I'll quaff one now and see how it feels like.

 No.307029

>>307028
alright I mustered the strength to go and fetch the glass. We'll see. I'm getting up.

 No.307035

As time goes on; I buy more into the idea that my parents got married and orchestrated several years of fights just to get divorced and then have my brother leave me alone with our mother about half a year after my father left effectively leaving me stuck with her for the next two decades… why? Just for shits and giggles.

 No.307037

Fuck. I should order a pizza.

 No.307067

>my mother throwing a tantrum because according to her the police would actually come over to arrest me for refusing to pay what I owed after the police came over last year to have me involuntarily committed to a hospital
>I tell her to let them arrest me
>she tells me to get serious and gets angrier at me
>I'm 34 years old

 No.307071

gibs monies pl0x

 No.307080

most threads, and also posts, on imageboards are "i have an opinion, argue with me". it's kinda tiring. these posts necessarily require others to reply to them, but there is never any resolution, nothing final. after a certain point i can't believe people still do this arguing

 No.307082

>>307080
I love arguing but the problem is that people on imageboards don't actually want to argue to challenge or expand their world view but to just "own" someone so they use dirty tricks and argue in bad faith and simply stop responding once you make a good argument.

 No.307084

Wow the hallucinations are really going at it lately wtf

 No.307090

Wooooow I'm actually quite retarded despite my supposed high score on that IQ test I took back in 2016 administered by an actual psychologist.

 No.307091

>>307090
>despite
It's a societal condition. Those who are dumb enough to indulge in a psychologist, especially for the sake of an "IQ" test, are the most likely to lash out violently when their intelligence. You're strong, you're powerful, you're handsome, and those medical records don't lie. The psych evaluated your threat level and passes you as a genius for his own safety. Meanwhile, actual geniuses such as myself are doomed to have small peepee forever.

At least you're self-aware now.

 No.307092

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>>307091
This is a slow burn, isn't it? I can feel myself buringing already.

 No.307112


 No.307113

>>307112
hehe. farts

 No.307118

>>307112
Was kind of funny, ngl.

 No.307123

My toilet now makes a, "wark wark!" sound when I flush it. It's like a chocobo appliance.

 No.307124

I guess I'll be having that "third childhood" after all.

Ages 0 to 18 = childhood
Ages 18 to 36 = manchildhood
Ages 36 to 54 = senilechildhood

 No.307129

>>307123
record it and post it i dont believe u

 No.307130

>>307129
No I think it's a hallucination.

 No.307140

little succubi not so little~

anymo~

 No.307143

>>307084
Hallucination wiz, have you tried medicine or supplements to see if it makes the hallucinations go away? If you are hallucinating surely you are at risk of becoming delusional, and at that point it's going to be too late.

Your entire experience of reality is created by what is going on in your brain. Drugs can change this which is why some of them like LSD can cause hallucinations or other reality-breaking effects. If your reality is already being broken by your brain not working normally then you should try to find the right drug to change your brain function back to normal. There is nothing mystical about what is happening to you, and it needs to be addressed.

 No.307144

>>307140
Little succubi are the best. Too bad they grow up.

 No.307145

>>307143
>Hallucination wiz, have you tried medicine
Yes. I took Abilify for over a year.
>supplements to see if it makes the hallucinations go away?
I'm not familiar with any supplements that make hallucinations go away.
>If you are hallucinating surely you are at risk of becoming delusional
I was already diagnosed with delusional disorder back in 2016.

 No.307146

i had to cut in an outlet for a above-stove cabinet microwave, and spent like 4 four hours fishing the wire to the breaker panel. sure would have been easier to wire in before drywalling, painting, cabinets, etc… but where is the challenge in that

 No.307148

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This is literally how it feels living with middle aged strangers as a NEET because none of you can afford to live on your own.

Years ago we just sat around like this in the lounge while some dumb shit like Pawn Stars was playing on youtube. One even looked like Butthead here.

 No.307149

>>307148
The last place I moved out of, the landlord turned in to a boarding house full of guys on disability and it was basically that. Just sit around, watch tv. No succubi or kids coming over. The one who had a car would drive everyone in to do laundry and groceries once a week and they'd pay him in beer. Someone would turn up the barbeque every now and then and everyone would eat good.

You see it a lot in young guys these days too, renting rooms and just kind of coexisting with a mutual disinterest in creating any serious positive or negative relationships. Like the homeless Japanese during the 16th century who would subdivide horse stables and live in peace with the other vagabonds, sharing in food, sake, and banter while liable to just pack up and disappear at a moment's notice.

 No.307151

>>307148
Based on my current income (quit my job for another well paying job, and then the new job bailed on me at the last second (assholes)), I'm probably going to find roommates next time I move out of my current shitty apartment.
This city (and everything else) is too goddamn expensive to live in.
Even the "cheaper" areas are getting more expensive because rich fucks from FL and CA keep buying up the houses and renting them out as bnbs.
I much prefer living alone, I'm 31 and don't have the battery for roommates, but I feel as if I'm going to have to make that shift soon.

 No.307152

I don't hate succubi.

I mean. Not anymore than I hate people in general.

 No.307153

so many god damn little rocks in my potato chips. this time i saw it, it was a black spot, and it was inside the chip. every other month i crunch on something hard and spit out a small rock or grain of sand or something inedible

 No.307154

>>307153
That sucks, what brand is it so I can avoid them.

 No.307155

>>307153
Peppercorn'd

 No.307156

I'm falling deeply in love with the eleven-year-old actress who played the role of the little succubus at the museum in the first episode of Moon Knight!

 No.307165

>>307156
Looked her up. I'm king lolicon but even she is just kind of meh. Go tell /tv/ about it, they'll hook you up with more 3DKDs to powergoon over.

 No.307168

>>307165
Yeah there are very few pictures of her that you can find through a simple Google search; I only managed to find rare ones of her as a model through Pinterest.

/tv/ only obsesses over a very small handful actresses like McKenna Grace, Julia Butters, Xochitl Gomez, Isabella Sermon, and Lulu Wilson. It's mostly over McKenna Grace, actually. She gets at least a few threads every day. I find it easier to just browse through actresses on IMDB, anyway.

 No.307169

>>307154
not sure, i never buy them. next time we get them i'll find out. they are from walmart though, the rock-hard kettle potato chips. but theres a few different brans so i'll find out maybe next week

 No.307174

Wow I pretty much cannot enjoy being drunk anymore.

 No.307176

>>307174
you're just not drunk enough

 No.307178

>>307176
I cannot keep drinking after vomiting… I'm sorry, but I just cannot. The spirit is willing, but the body is weak.

 No.307185

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>grim reaper mocking a 14-year-old boy after he got himself killed by trying to save a toddler from getting hit by a car by telling him that he will burn in Hell over defending himself against other middle schoolers trying to pick fights with him and telling him that he must do what he is told

Damn. This show was kinda' brutal. Sending a 14-year-old to Hell just like that, huh?

 No.307186

>>307178
>>307174

You'll be fine after a week or so, but it is best to quit when you are feeling like this.

 No.307189

>>307145
You should keep trying drugs until you find one that works for you. I have met some schizos over the years and many of them say it can be a long and tedious process to find a medicine that works for them with a tolerable level of side effects, but ultimately if you are in danger of becoming insane you really need to get on that shit before it spirals and you start believing shit that will make it impossible for you to accept treatment.

 No.307190

I sleep at 5 am and wake up at 2 pm. If I skip sleep I'll go back to my old schedule in the next 2 days. If I set alarm to wake up earlier I'll just go back to sleep after deactivating it. Any idea how to fix it?

 No.307191

I get intrusive thoughts when i try to masturbate, guess my mind is trying to make me abstain

 No.307192

I swear to fucking God if I don't die real soon; I will kill myself every day until I die!

 No.307196

I saw an image the other day about how Starfield is just a game where you're the Starborn and you have Starborn shouts, and I thought it was really funny. I don't know, for some reason I thought it was being ironic.

Imagine my shock when I unlocked my first shout.

 No.307197

>>307196
it has been seriously called space skyrim for months now

 No.307210

Welp, I am retarded.
I spent 20 minutes trying to figure out why my rv water pump didn't work.

Turns out it was just off.
Flicked the switch, smacked my forehead, and had water again.

 No.307213

Being a Hispanic adult in the US; I've come to realize that I don't perceive Hispanic adults to be "true adults". White adults, however, have an inherent adult quality to them. I can't quite place my finger on why that is.

 No.307215

>>307213
They are your jovial uncle like George Lopez in Blue Beetle

 No.307216

>>307213
This is because you grew up around hispanics.

If you grew up living with whites and saw them doing all the stupid shit people do 24/7 you wouldn't hold them in such high regard.

 No.307217

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>>307215
>>307216
I think it's mostly a physical thing. Probably indoctrinated into believing that white guys like Clint Eastwood are what men are supposed to look like.

But yeah most people I talk to nowadays regardless of race, age, and sex come off as idiots. Myself included.

 No.307218

>>307213
Height bias?

 No.307219

>>307217
Don't Hispanics also have manly fictional/mythical role models, like Pancho Villa or Zorro?

 No.307234

>>307219
I don't mean seeing white people as role models, though.

Like I used to live with my brother in Hancock Park (from 2008 to 2015 when I was 19 to 26 years old) which is an affluent neighborhood of mostly white people in Los Angeles and I remember feeling intimidated when talking with white adults especially white men.
>>307218
I don't think it's a height thing because I'm 5'11".

 No.307240

>What's that scifi movie where everyone has been genetically modified to look perfect and it's like some corporate future?

>The movie you're referring to is likely "Gattaca" (1997)


i want to praise chatgpt for being a better form of google, but in this case, just googling my result shows gattaca. actually impressive

 No.307241

>>307240
Major search engines already implemented AI for their search results. The first result on Bing is usually from their chat AI.

 No.307246

Aw fuck I have COVID now

 No.307263

I open imageboards and there is nothing there for me, nothing interesting, not a thing. A bunch of boring shit idgaf about.
There is one place I like to funpost but that's it and it's slow.

 No.307264

>highest recorded temperature in the Arctic circle = 38.0°C (100.4°) on 20 June 2020
>highest recorded temperature in Antarctica = 18.3 °C (64.9 °F) on 6 February 2020

Neat. I should visit Antarctica some day.

 No.307265

>>307246
its just a dumb cold/flu

 No.307266

>>307240
I used Google Bard to ask about name origin of some American football teams in US as well as giving answers to meanings of words from Love Live songs and episode names and it worked wonders but messed up on real life references in the series. And then I put mocha, latte, mochiato, Americano (seen on the menu in one anime) and it gave results with bullet points and even in a sheet format with all their differences from each other. Way faster if one by one or even Ctrl-F on Wikipedia as I put Google Bard shortcut on the homescreen.

 No.307267

>>307265
No I went to the doctor yesterday and they confirmed I have COVID. Gave me a prescription for a COVID med to pick up at my local pharmacy.

 No.307269

>>307267
>they confirmed I have COVID
A flue by any other name is just as harmless.
>COVID med
Warm water, multivitamins, and an expectorant. Anything else is snake venom.

 No.307271

>>307267
I've had a couple badass flus within thw last 3 years. Whether it was actually some form of 'rona idk, but I felt like dying. I wouldn't care for buzzwords like covid, I just wanted to get better. And I did.

 No.307273

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>>307269
>>307271
Too late. I'm already taking my Paxlovid.

 No.307274

This type of thing is now a lost art now that memory and CPU cycles are so cheap.

 No.307278

Is this bumping?

 No.307288

>>307278
295 post is the standard bump limit for threads if I remember correctly.

 No.307289

>>307288
It's the OP + 300 posts, so when you see "295 posts and N image replies omitted" from the index, it means there's exactly 300 replies because the index displays the last 5 posts below the OP.

 No.311380

People have found out how to bump a thread that has reached the bump limit!!


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