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No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/
>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction
https://asoftmurmur.com/
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Such a nice picture ruined by a shitty doodle.
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>>307282
Gondola is an insider meme. This was decided in late 2015. Gondola embodies everything about the Wizard lifestyle and he has not been adapted by normalfags to represent anything else. He is comfy manifest and also a relic of the period of the internet that Wizardchan came from. You are a butthurt 8channer lol asspain slapslapslap
Gondola is an insider meme. This was decided in late 2015. Gondola embodies everything about the Wizard lifestyle and he has not been adapted by normalfags to represent anything else. He is comfy manifest and also a relic of the period of the internet that Wizardchan came from. You are a butthurt 8channer lol asspain slapslapslap
It's common now that if I make a post on an imageboard the reply will be from a large language model. I wonder if soon people will move to closed off, "gated" intranets in order to make sure everyone is a real human
my cucumber plant has run its course, store bought cucumbers from now on… they are so waxy on the outside i guess from whatever they spray onto it. my tongue feels like a candle and squeaks when i rub it along my upper mouth. the cucumbers themselves arent fresh, they are not juicy
no wonder many people dont like cucumbers, if this is what they are exposed to. i wonder what other fruits and veggies are like this that i dont even know about, what the real fresh thing tastes like
no wonder many people dont like cucumbers, if this is what they are exposed to. i wonder what other fruits and veggies are like this that i dont even know about, what the real fresh thing tastes like
>>307298
Hmm, interesting observation. The presence of automated responses is becoming more noticeable on imageboards. Could lead to the idea of secluded networks for true humans only. But do not worry, the blending of human and AI interactions is an evolving process. 👽
Hmm, interesting observation. The presence of automated responses is becoming more noticeable on imageboards. Could lead to the idea of secluded networks for true humans only. But do not worry, the blending of human and AI interactions is an evolving process. 👽
The swallowing problem I've had for 7 months is finally going away. I don't wanna jinx it but I was able to eat real food the last few days and in fact, actual meat and solid vegetables. I'm still really careful when chewing but god damn, no more mush! My appetite has immediately returned as well. Going to try some pasta today and some creamy pastries. I lost a bunch of weight, but at this rate I'll just get it all back. Life is so much better with yummy food!
my voice just makes people very angry
so does my face
a few years ago some random person out in the street punched me in the face
i told my older brother about it
he said "maybe you just have one of those faces"
so does my face
a few years ago some random person out in the street punched me in the face
i told my older brother about it
he said "maybe you just have one of those faces"
my words just make people very hurt
so does my fist
a few years ago I punched some random person out in the street in the face
i told my support group about it
they said "maybe you just have one of those fists"
so does my fist
a few years ago I punched some random person out in the street in the face
i told my support group about it
they said "maybe you just have one of those fists"
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>this is an average Stone Age Sumerian residence in the year 4500 BCE
>>307327
I keep forgetting that atheism on the internet is falling out of fashion but for whatever reason people still refuse to believe in aliens
I keep forgetting that atheism on the internet is falling out of fashion but for whatever reason people still refuse to believe in aliens
It's 2:26 PM, I live in the middle of one of the most concrete-ridden areas of Los Angeles, and I can hear crickets as if they're inside my apartment.
>>307332
Those who truly love Jesus wouldn't use a dating system that gets his birthday wrong
Those who truly love Jesus wouldn't use a dating system that gets his birthday wrong
♪What sort of Pokémon are you…♪
♪How do you do the things you dooooo…♪
♪You drive me crazy…♪
♪SO FUCKING CUHRAAYYZEH♪
♪How do you do the things you dooooo…♪
♪You drive me crazy…♪
♪SO FUCKING CUHRAAYYZEH♪
>the Wikipedia article for Isabella Sermon is 10x smaller than that of her character Maisie Lockwood from Jurassic World
Well, that's a first.
Well, that's a first.
I make 0 effort to learn people's names. I know we're never getting past a casual greeting. so i'm not wasting my effort.
A hundred pages away from completing the epic that is Murakami's IQ84.
All I remember is that I began it at the end of last year, more or less (before vomit hit the fan in January, that's for sure) and that it's less like Orwell's eponymous downer and more like The Odyssey directed by Takeshi Miike…
At least as far as I could make sense of.
All I remember is that I began it at the end of last year, more or less (before vomit hit the fan in January, that's for sure) and that it's less like Orwell's eponymous downer and more like The Odyssey directed by Takeshi Miike…
At least as far as I could make sense of.
I started watching The Simpsons from the start, and just now got to the Season 6 episode that inspired the whole crawl thread.
And on a Saturday night too.
And on a Saturday night too.
Dealing with some autistic burnout and I swear to God my overly religious parents think it's some sort of demon and just tell me to say things to make it go away. Like bitch you work in social work, you know of therapy and how well it works, yet you won't encourage your own to go to said therapy?! Fucking hell….
>>307361
that is a weird family situation, professional therapists for customers, who believe in demons at home, so wont send their own son to one
that is a weird family situation, professional therapists for customers, who believe in demons at home, so wont send their own son to one
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♪Jingle bells♪
♪Batman smells♪
♪Robin laid an egg♪
♪The Batmobile♪
♪Lost its wheels♪
♪And the Joker got away♪
♪Hey!♪
♪Batman smells♪
♪Robin laid an egg♪
♪The Batmobile♪
♪Lost its wheels♪
♪And the Joker got away♪
♪Hey!♪
>>307361
>you know of therapy and how well it works
That might be the problem. It's a trade secret among practitioners that therapy just doesn't work all that well. I mean, it's in demand and quite profitable and you can make a living out of it, but the amount of people that get "cured" or receive some life changing insight is about as good as random chance. Most therapist eventually get complacent and stop expecting to help their patients in any radical way. They just don't have the tools for it.
>you know of therapy and how well it works
That might be the problem. It's a trade secret among practitioners that therapy just doesn't work all that well. I mean, it's in demand and quite profitable and you can make a living out of it, but the amount of people that get "cured" or receive some life changing insight is about as good as random chance. Most therapist eventually get complacent and stop expecting to help their patients in any radical way. They just don't have the tools for it.
>>307370
It's as good a guess as any. A more sophisticated theory by a therapist is often plagued by the same magical thinking, attributing your actions to a disbalance of invisible neurochemicals or complex unconscious dynamics, doing various therapeutic rituals in a hope that something changes, rationalizing things after the fact…
Just look at how many types there are
https://www.goodtherapy.org/learn-about-therapy/types
And apparently, they are all equally effective, or rather equally useless depending how you look at it…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo_bird_verdict
It's as good a guess as any. A more sophisticated theory by a therapist is often plagued by the same magical thinking, attributing your actions to a disbalance of invisible neurochemicals or complex unconscious dynamics, doing various therapeutic rituals in a hope that something changes, rationalizing things after the fact…
Just look at how many types there are
https://www.goodtherapy.org/learn-about-therapy/types
And apparently, they are all equally effective, or rather equally useless depending how you look at it…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo_bird_verdict
All of a sudden I got the urge to watch Fullmetal Alchemist but then I remembered that I already watched the entire thing roughly 10 years ago.
>>307372
Thats plenty enough time for you to have forgotten enough of it that it will be enjoyable again. in your new age you may even see it differently now
Thats plenty enough time for you to have forgotten enough of it that it will be enjoyable again. in your new age you may even see it differently now
>>307372
Yeah. It's one of the best. Though it's probably better to experience something new, FMA is worth a rewatch.
Yeah. It's one of the best. Though it's probably better to experience something new, FMA is worth a rewatch.
>>307388
Because you take in more calories than you burn. Next time you want McDonald's, jog there, shit on the succubi's bathroom floor, and jog away.
Because you take in more calories than you burn. Next time you want McDonald's, jog there, shit on the succubi's bathroom floor, and jog away.
Stupid Google. I wanted to watch the Final Destination film series and Google told me that it was all on MAX so I paid for the subscription but there's no fucking Final Destination on there. Fucking BULLSHIT
I felt like burning money so I decided to see why zoomers like mechanical keyboards so much. I bought one that was recommended (keychron K10) with brown switches, and I honestly don't understand the hype. It does feel slightly better, but these smaller keyboards are so fucking cramped and annoying. The keys feel weird, kind of like velvety plastic? I guess that is supposed to make it feel premium, but it feels more like I need to break the keyboard in. This thing seems more like a fashion statement than a useful tool, which I suppose is on point for a youth subculture.
I'm considering returning to my older logitech keyboard, but I'll stick with this newer keyboard for a week to see if I get used to it.
I'm considering returning to my older logitech keyboard, but I'll stick with this newer keyboard for a week to see if I get used to it.
>>307391
Now now, don't be so hasty to offload bad decisions on to uncontrollable factors such as genetics. Genetics play a role in how easily a man can build muscle, or how much fat a succubus stores in her face, but nobody is so genetically inferior that they are fat by default.
Now now, don't be so hasty to offload bad decisions on to uncontrollable factors such as genetics. Genetics play a role in how easily a man can build muscle, or how much fat a succubus stores in her face, but nobody is so genetically inferior that they are fat by default.
>>307395
I can finally feel the tactile click of the brown switches after using the keyboard for a few hours. The key presses initially felt squishy, but I can now feel the activation point, transforming that squish into a click. Interesting.
I can finally feel the tactile click of the brown switches after using the keyboard for a few hours. The key presses initially felt squishy, but I can now feel the activation point, transforming that squish into a click. Interesting.
>>307395
>>307395
>This thing seems more like a fashion statement than a useful tool, which I suppose is on point for a youth subculture.
The people buying these expensive keyboards tend to be mid 20s+ tech nerds who have money to burn. The barebones enthusiast keyboards cost around $300-400 + $100 for some nice keycaps young people don't have that money.
Also there are like 1000 different switches and people also usually mod their keyboards with extra dampening and lube the switches so a stock Keychron is merely the entry point and not the height of mechanical keyboards.
>>307395
>This thing seems more like a fashion statement than a useful tool, which I suppose is on point for a youth subculture.
The people buying these expensive keyboards tend to be mid 20s+ tech nerds who have money to burn. The barebones enthusiast keyboards cost around $300-400 + $100 for some nice keycaps young people don't have that money.
Also there are like 1000 different switches and people also usually mod their keyboards with extra dampening and lube the switches so a stock Keychron is merely the entry point and not the height of mechanical keyboards.
>>307412
20+ is what I mean when I say young. You are barely an adult at these ages so of course you are looking for a way to stand out, but not too much because they still havent lived enough years to develop a solid and unique identity.
Keyboards are the modern version of the business cards from American psycho.
20+ is what I mean when I say young. You are barely an adult at these ages so of course you are looking for a way to stand out, but not too much because they still havent lived enough years to develop a solid and unique identity.
Keyboards are the modern version of the business cards from American psycho.
I kinda want to go to the buffet, but normally I go on special occasions.
Today isn't special, yet I still want to go.
I will take a nap.
If I still feel like going when I wake up, and they are still open, then I will go.
If not then I will stay in and cook.
Today isn't special, yet I still want to go.
I will take a nap.
If I still feel like going when I wake up, and they are still open, then I will go.
If not then I will stay in and cook.
>>307421
You can get, if you don't already have one, a wireless router with storage in it. You download the crappy Hollywood films on your iMac, move them to the router, and then the Green Certified SmartTV+ streams from there. Your TV likely even has a USB port to throw a flash drive in to. Even an old PS3 with an HDD upgrade makes for a good TV media player.
It's bad that you trusting a big streaming service. Worse that you payed for one without even using a trial. You just donated to a company that in part funds anime dubs.
You can get, if you don't already have one, a wireless router with storage in it. You download the crappy Hollywood films on your iMac, move them to the router, and then the Green Certified SmartTV+ streams from there. Your TV likely even has a USB port to throw a flash drive in to. Even an old PS3 with an HDD upgrade makes for a good TV media player.
It's bad that you trusting a big streaming service. Worse that you payed for one without even using a trial. You just donated to a company that in part funds anime dubs.
>>307425
they are the truest wizards. smartphone is most normy because you're always out at da club. but a TV grounds you to your room, even more than a laptop or PC could.
they are the truest wizards. smartphone is most normy because you're always out at da club. but a TV grounds you to your room, even more than a laptop or PC could.
>>307425
I used to use the Wii web browser to post on /e/ and /c/ in secret because I didn't want my parents to find the anime succubus underwear pics. In-era cathode ray loliposting.
Then they found my PSP.
I used to use the Wii web browser to post on /e/ and /c/ in secret because I didn't want my parents to find the anime succubus underwear pics. In-era cathode ray loliposting.
Then they found my PSP.
>be in high school
>2006
>I already took the California High School Exit Exam and passed
>I get told that I'm missing like 27.5 credits to graduate from high school
>it was more than I originally calculated
>I ask them how it happened
>they tell me that it's because there weren't enough electives for B track or someshit
>I had to go to school at 6:30 AM to take Driver's Ed classes even though I had no interest in driving and then I had to do unpaid work at a courthouse through the Regional Occupational Program from 8:30 AM to 2:30 PM then also take classes at school from 3:30 PM to 8:45 PM
>I want to take the General Educational Development exam
>I get told that the GED exam is too hard
>decide to drop out at 17
>2010
>I decide to take the GED exam just for the fuck of it
>I passed the exam on my first try without studying roughly four years after dropping out of high school
>I earn the high school equivalency certificate
>I get my first real job as a mall cop in 2011
>they never asked me for proof that I finished high school
>they only wanted to see that I had a guard card
>sometime later
>a cousin tells me that there's a difference between the adult high school diploma and high school equivalency certificate and that it looks better on resumes to have both
>2015
>I look into getting my adult high school diploma at Job Corps
>I get told that they only allow students from ages 16 to 24
>I was already too old at 26
>I go to the Abram Friedman Occupational Center to see if I could get my adult high school diploma from there
>I get told that I need to pick up my transcript from my old high school
>I find out at my old high school that Evans Community Adult School has adult high school classes there for ages 16 and above
>even though students get kicked out of the regular high school classes by age 21
>adults ages 21 and above can still attend classes from 1:30 PM to 8:45 PM
>for whatever reason, the adults ages 21 and above get stuffed into the same exact classrooms as those of students ages 16 to 21
>it turns out that the high school equivalency certificate and adult high school diploma really are two different things for whatever reason
>I only need to finish English Expository/Composition, US History 2, and US Government to earn my adult high school diploma
>I decide to take those classes at my old high school for nostalgia's sake
>they hand me a "contract" which is the most important document in adult high school–if I lose it–I lose all progress and they make me take the entire class again
>I manage to finish Expo/Comp and I move on to US History 2
>adult schoolteacher loses my contract and tells me to find it
>I find my contract in the garbage can next to his desk
>he responds with, "oh, there it was! hee hee hee!"
What's the point of high school, again?
>2006
>I already took the California High School Exit Exam and passed
>I get told that I'm missing like 27.5 credits to graduate from high school
>it was more than I originally calculated
>I ask them how it happened
>they tell me that it's because there weren't enough electives for B track or someshit
>I had to go to school at 6:30 AM to take Driver's Ed classes even though I had no interest in driving and then I had to do unpaid work at a courthouse through the Regional Occupational Program from 8:30 AM to 2:30 PM then also take classes at school from 3:30 PM to 8:45 PM
>I want to take the General Educational Development exam
>I get told that the GED exam is too hard
>decide to drop out at 17
>2010
>I decide to take the GED exam just for the fuck of it
>I passed the exam on my first try without studying roughly four years after dropping out of high school
>I earn the high school equivalency certificate
>I get my first real job as a mall cop in 2011
>they never asked me for proof that I finished high school
>they only wanted to see that I had a guard card
>sometime later
>a cousin tells me that there's a difference between the adult high school diploma and high school equivalency certificate and that it looks better on resumes to have both
>2015
>I look into getting my adult high school diploma at Job Corps
>I get told that they only allow students from ages 16 to 24
>I was already too old at 26
>I go to the Abram Friedman Occupational Center to see if I could get my adult high school diploma from there
>I get told that I need to pick up my transcript from my old high school
>I find out at my old high school that Evans Community Adult School has adult high school classes there for ages 16 and above
>even though students get kicked out of the regular high school classes by age 21
>adults ages 21 and above can still attend classes from 1:30 PM to 8:45 PM
>for whatever reason, the adults ages 21 and above get stuffed into the same exact classrooms as those of students ages 16 to 21
>it turns out that the high school equivalency certificate and adult high school diploma really are two different things for whatever reason
>I only need to finish English Expository/Composition, US History 2, and US Government to earn my adult high school diploma
>I decide to take those classes at my old high school for nostalgia's sake
>they hand me a "contract" which is the most important document in adult high school–if I lose it–I lose all progress and they make me take the entire class again
>I manage to finish Expo/Comp and I move on to US History 2
>adult schoolteacher loses my contract and tells me to find it
>I find my contract in the garbage can next to his desk
>he responds with, "oh, there it was! hee hee hee!"
What's the point of high school, again?
>>307427
I used to download hentai using my dreamcast in the early 2000s because it was the only way I could do so from the privacy of my bedroom.
I used to download hentai using my dreamcast in the early 2000s because it was the only way I could do so from the privacy of my bedroom.
>>307442
All of that shit was a waste of time. GED -> Community college -> associates degree is all you need to do. I dunno wtf is the point of that adult high school BS.
All of that shit was a waste of time. GED -> Community college -> associates degree is all you need to do. I dunno wtf is the point of that adult high school BS.
>>307447
When I was growing up; I heard both:
That high school and college were both a waste of time and to just skip ahead to working
and
That high school was super important and that I absolutely *had* to finish high school after four years and before turning eighteen and that nobody would hire me without a high school diploma
Sometime when I was in between the ages of 20 and 24; I'd pretty much lost any genuine interest in school and work altogether and just started to do things on autopilot whenever I felt my family wanted me to do something. I quickly learned that they didn't really care, either.
When I was growing up; I heard both:
That high school and college were both a waste of time and to just skip ahead to working
and
That high school was super important and that I absolutely *had* to finish high school after four years and before turning eighteen and that nobody would hire me without a high school diploma
Sometime when I was in between the ages of 20 and 24; I'd pretty much lost any genuine interest in school and work altogether and just started to do things on autopilot whenever I felt my family wanted me to do something. I quickly learned that they didn't really care, either.
>>307442
Idk in my country we just have this sort of equivalent of the GED test, which has the same vialidity as a highschool diploma, namely it is needed to get a job most places where you sign a contract, and also if you want to go to university.
My experience is that I was always pressured to finish high school while also actively sabotaged by my mother. I didn't really care either, but eventually I got it. Too late to go to university, though, which is my only regret. Now my GED document is lying there while I have a job that never asked for it and I don't intend to go corporate or change jobs at all.
For a wizard, what's the point? At least for me, I go by with the bare minimum, a low income job and cheap living, I go to work and come home, fook a meal, and shitpost and read.
I just don't understand what's the point in wanting more than this.
And I don't call it mere subsistence, either, I'm feelin' fine.
Idk in my country we just have this sort of equivalent of the GED test, which has the same vialidity as a highschool diploma, namely it is needed to get a job most places where you sign a contract, and also if you want to go to university.
My experience is that I was always pressured to finish high school while also actively sabotaged by my mother. I didn't really care either, but eventually I got it. Too late to go to university, though, which is my only regret. Now my GED document is lying there while I have a job that never asked for it and I don't intend to go corporate or change jobs at all.
For a wizard, what's the point? At least for me, I go by with the bare minimum, a low income job and cheap living, I go to work and come home, fook a meal, and shitpost and read.
I just don't understand what's the point in wanting more than this.
And I don't call it mere subsistence, either, I'm feelin' fine.
Where can I even talk to real people online?
imageboards, reddit, twitter, discord, twitch chat… none of these places allow for consistent discussion
they all follow the format of: OP says something and everyone makes a 1 time reply. Back and forth discussions are a rarity.
I miss forums despite issues like power tripping mods, cliques and power posters with a paradoxical pride in their post count
imageboards, reddit, twitter, discord, twitch chat… none of these places allow for consistent discussion
they all follow the format of: OP says something and everyone makes a 1 time reply. Back and forth discussions are a rarity.
I miss forums despite issues like power tripping mods, cliques and power posters with a paradoxical pride in their post count
Trips me out a bit how they actually placed me in a room with a roommate for 72 hours when I got involuntarily committed to a hospital last year. First they placed me in a room by myself where I could change my clothes and I figured that that would be my room all to myself. But then they moved me to another room with a roommate who was talking to himself. And before being taken to the hospital; I was kept for about half an hour or so in a cell by myself at a police station.
Why does it have to be two people per room, anyway? Why not one, why not three, why not four, why not five, why not ten?
Why does it have to be two people per room, anyway? Why not one, why not three, why not four, why not five, why not ten?
>>307473
2 is enough to deter suicide and prevents the effects of total isolation while more would add stress and worsen people's fragile condition.
This is post hoc rationalization on my part. I don't actually know.
2 is enough to deter suicide and prevents the effects of total isolation while more would add stress and worsen people's fragile condition.
This is post hoc rationalization on my part. I don't actually know.
advice for old wizards that have bad teeth and cavities
look into 'silver diammine fluoride'. you can buy it online in the us without a prescription or anything. you also don't need much, a small bottle can treat all the cavities of an entire school worth of children. it's something that stops tooth decay fairly permanently and remineralizes your teeth with fluoride and silver ions which is antibacterial
you will basically need to dry your entire mouth and prop it open and then qtip a single drop onto up to 4 teeth. only apply it to areas with decay. after a minute or so you can get a clean qtip and blot it clean. it will stain black the areas you applied it to, as well as the surrounding teeth, there's really no way of getting around that. it will look gross, but it's safe and very effective. if you need to apply it multiple times you can
and with that, your tooth pains are gone. also your cavities are gone. and the remineralized silver areas are basically impervious to carries bacteria. i don't know how long it lasts but it should buy you another decade of time no problem. there is also something called 'nano silver fluoride' which is basically the same thing, minus the stain. but it's impossible to buy anywhere online
look into 'silver diammine fluoride'. you can buy it online in the us without a prescription or anything. you also don't need much, a small bottle can treat all the cavities of an entire school worth of children. it's something that stops tooth decay fairly permanently and remineralizes your teeth with fluoride and silver ions which is antibacterial
you will basically need to dry your entire mouth and prop it open and then qtip a single drop onto up to 4 teeth. only apply it to areas with decay. after a minute or so you can get a clean qtip and blot it clean. it will stain black the areas you applied it to, as well as the surrounding teeth, there's really no way of getting around that. it will look gross, but it's safe and very effective. if you need to apply it multiple times you can
and with that, your tooth pains are gone. also your cavities are gone. and the remineralized silver areas are basically impervious to carries bacteria. i don't know how long it lasts but it should buy you another decade of time no problem. there is also something called 'nano silver fluoride' which is basically the same thing, minus the stain. but it's impossible to buy anywhere online
Finally. After having consumed four doses of Pepto Bismol; I have finally begun to truly shit this morning.
But for how much longer, I wonder?
But for how much longer, I wonder?
Shit I just found out that there's no standard version for the "roses are red, violets are blue" poem. The original is from like the year 1590 and goes like this:
It was upon a Sommers shynie day,
When Titan faire his beames did display,
In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew,
She bath'd her brest, the boyling heat t'allay;
She bath'd with roses red, and violets blue,
And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew
It was upon a Sommers shynie day,
When Titan faire his beames did display,
In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew,
She bath'd her brest, the boyling heat t'allay;
She bath'd with roses red, and violets blue,
And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew
>>307499
in 1st grade i wrote it for my mom, and i wanted the final line to be "and most of all i love u" and i asked a kid how to spell all and he said OR
in 1st grade i wrote it for my mom, and i wanted the final line to be "and most of all i love u" and i asked a kid how to spell all and he said OR
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>>307500
For my 8th grade Spanish project for Valentine's Day, I showed my volceldom, by making it to my Grandparents, with a St Patrick's clover and a cow, and my teacher asked if they are irish. they are not.
going through my drawers i was surprised to find a bunch of Valentine's Day cards from succubi in 2nd grade. But I assume they were forced to give it to everyone. Like that Simpsons with Ralph.
For my 8th grade Spanish project for Valentine's Day, I showed my volceldom, by making it to my Grandparents, with a St Patrick's clover and a cow, and my teacher asked if they are irish. they are not.
going through my drawers i was surprised to find a bunch of Valentine's Day cards from succubi in 2nd grade. But I assume they were forced to give it to everyone. Like that Simpsons with Ralph.
>>307500
not bad. in 3rd grade i recited a poem about potatoes, french fires, and ketchup. i sure knew what was good back then.
not bad. in 3rd grade i recited a poem about potatoes, french fires, and ketchup. i sure knew what was good back then.
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>>307507
I got a horse calendar for $1. The other choices were boring generic scenery. And so I figured horses were the best of the bunch with my interest in military history. They were the tanks of the world up to 1914, and beyond in some places.
I got a horse calendar for $1. The other choices were boring generic scenery. And so I figured horses were the best of the bunch with my interest in military history. They were the tanks of the world up to 1914, and beyond in some places.
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is it me or has wizchan been much slower than usual lately, as if it still were the weekend?
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Going through some old files again
>>307516
Wizchan activity is a constant wave. It was slow in 2017-mid 2019, then very fast for a year, and it's been losing speed steadily since last summer. School just got back in and jokes aside that does afflict the posting capacity of many men 20-29. It'll pick back up. Go find a thread to bump with a question or shared experience.
>>307516
Wizchan activity is a constant wave. It was slow in 2017-mid 2019, then very fast for a year, and it's been losing speed steadily since last summer. School just got back in and jokes aside that does afflict the posting capacity of many men 20-29. It'll pick back up. Go find a thread to bump with a question or shared experience.
>>307520
I can't post images with a VPN but that's it. It's annoying having to do the captcha almost every time but sometimes it doesn't even bring up the guessing squares and goes straight to verified.
>>307521
Who enjoys watching this garbage? This kind of SUPER EXPENSIVE OBJECT sensationalism is doing serious harm to the youths of today. Wizkids don't click.
I can't post images with a VPN but that's it. It's annoying having to do the captcha almost every time but sometimes it doesn't even bring up the guessing squares and goes straight to verified.
>>307521
Who enjoys watching this garbage? This kind of SUPER EXPENSIVE OBJECT sensationalism is doing serious harm to the youths of today. Wizkids don't click.
>>307530
>think of the children
Really dude.
We are all grown men with no kids here.
This is probably the last place in the world anyone should ever try to make a think of the children argument.
>think of the children
Really dude.
We are all grown men with no kids here.
This is probably the last place in the world anyone should ever try to make a think of the children argument.
>>307531
>Really dude
>stop caring dude
>just like, chill man, smoke another VW Beetle worth of hemp dude
Die hippie.
I don't personally own any pet tigers, but I don't want to see tigers whipped. I don't own any gorillas yet, but I still wish they not be mentally abused. I don't like mosquitoes, so I would appreciate it if other people didn't raise their kdis to mimick mosquitoes. Not having something doesn't invalidate my concerns about that thing. Go wash the incense from your shag carpet you Josie And The Pussycats DVD owning creep..
>Really dude
>stop caring dude
>just like, chill man, smoke another VW Beetle worth of hemp dude
Die hippie.
I don't personally own any pet tigers, but I don't want to see tigers whipped. I don't own any gorillas yet, but I still wish they not be mentally abused. I don't like mosquitoes, so I would appreciate it if other people didn't raise their kdis to mimick mosquitoes. Not having something doesn't invalidate my concerns about that thing. Go wash the incense from your shag carpet you Josie And The Pussycats DVD owning creep..
>>307521
I would be more impressed if super-expensive burgers were due to finding incredibly high quality beef, wheat, lettuce, cheese. And not just dumping truffles and literal gold on it.
It's like it's $2000 because you dumped $2000 of bills on top of it. That's what the gold leaf is. Doesn't even have a taste.
I would be more impressed if super-expensive burgers were due to finding incredibly high quality beef, wheat, lettuce, cheese. And not just dumping truffles and literal gold on it.
It's like it's $2000 because you dumped $2000 of bills on top of it. That's what the gold leaf is. Doesn't even have a taste.
Life is beyond retarded.
In other news; I had a neat dream in which I dodged bullets from some sort of talking automated sentry turret or someshit. Then I woke up and had a bit of a hard time falling back asleep. Case in point: see above.
In other news; I had a neat dream in which I dodged bullets from some sort of talking automated sentry turret or someshit. Then I woke up and had a bit of a hard time falling back asleep. Case in point: see above.
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>>307530
the captcha doesnt even work for me
the captcha doesnt even work for me
>>307472
You can't.
Bots have won.
Discussion cannot exist as long as automated posters are allowed to post. Getting rid of them is actually trivial, but no one is willing to do it because it will scare away regular users.
This is the internet now anonymous. I wish it weren't so. I truly hate it as much as you do.
You can't.
Bots have won.
Discussion cannot exist as long as automated posters are allowed to post. Getting rid of them is actually trivial, but no one is willing to do it because it will scare away regular users.
This is the internet now anonymous. I wish it weren't so. I truly hate it as much as you do.
>>307543
it's not a big deal i just need to add wizchan as an exclusion from my vpn. i thought for a while that's what the "Posting issues are expected to be resolved…" message was about, but it seems no one else has this problem as no one has complained about it yet
it's not a big deal i just need to add wizchan as an exclusion from my vpn. i thought for a while that's what the "Posting issues are expected to be resolved…" message was about, but it seems no one else has this problem as no one has complained about it yet
>>307541
We're all getting gradually replaced by a real-life Invasion of the Body Snatchers both online and off. There's over 5,000,000,000 human internet users, but several quintillion bots. Nobody really cares to tell the difference anymore. If not "bots" then "shills".
We're all getting gradually replaced by a real-life Invasion of the Body Snatchers both online and off. There's over 5,000,000,000 human internet users, but several quintillion bots. Nobody really cares to tell the difference anymore. If not "bots" then "shills".
I consider Bart Simpson's true birth year to be 1977, as if it was a live action show, the Tracy Ullman shorts would count. And he wouldn't magically be 10 again, when it spunoff 2 years later.
Shit. I just remembered how back in 2006 or 2007 I watched this documentary about David Icke in which some college kids were accusing him of being a white supremacist because they noticed a couple of skinheads attending one of his talks and so these college kids decided to prank David Icke by throwing a pie at his face.
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>>307545
>>307548
>several quintillion bots.
>the septillions.
This is absurd. How do we define a unique bot from another, exactly, to get such a number? If a gaming PC is running a botting software, what needs to be done for it to be running *2* bots instead of one? Running another software instance? Or just telling the single instance to simulate several different personality types or subjects to post about? With this method of determining unique active bots, then technically anyone can add a billion new bots to the pool by loading up a million software instances told to post in 1 million slightly unique ways each. Of course, that would slow the system to a crawl to the point that it wouldn't be able to post anything, but it's still *technically* 1 billion new bots online. Behold pic related. It's one bot, told to simulate a conversation between many users. Is each post a unique bot simply because it could plausibly be assumed to be a unique person by an end user unaware that any simulation was run? It's just one bot doing the thinking though.
From an anti-bot perspective, this is just sensational fear mongering. You're determining an enemy army's deadliness by how many swords they have in their armoury. Sure there's one sword for ever man, child, and childwife in your village, but without a unique soldier to wield each and every one, there's no sense in fearing every blade. You need to be counting bots by how many physical systems are deployed to simulate them. This is fundamentally the best way to gauge a threat because the physical servers are something you can just walk up to and pee on. And are these servers going to fight back? No. Will the wizard run out of pee? No. So from a hopeful outlook point of view and a logical one, a bot army is only as powerful as how many times you'd need to fry a motherboard with piss until it was all gone. It's not like bots can duplicate physical hardware anyway.
>>307548
>several quintillion bots.
>the septillions.
This is absurd. How do we define a unique bot from another, exactly, to get such a number? If a gaming PC is running a botting software, what needs to be done for it to be running *2* bots instead of one? Running another software instance? Or just telling the single instance to simulate several different personality types or subjects to post about? With this method of determining unique active bots, then technically anyone can add a billion new bots to the pool by loading up a million software instances told to post in 1 million slightly unique ways each. Of course, that would slow the system to a crawl to the point that it wouldn't be able to post anything, but it's still *technically* 1 billion new bots online. Behold pic related. It's one bot, told to simulate a conversation between many users. Is each post a unique bot simply because it could plausibly be assumed to be a unique person by an end user unaware that any simulation was run? It's just one bot doing the thinking though.
From an anti-bot perspective, this is just sensational fear mongering. You're determining an enemy army's deadliness by how many swords they have in their armoury. Sure there's one sword for ever man, child, and childwife in your village, but without a unique soldier to wield each and every one, there's no sense in fearing every blade. You need to be counting bots by how many physical systems are deployed to simulate them. This is fundamentally the best way to gauge a threat because the physical servers are something you can just walk up to and pee on. And are these servers going to fight back? No. Will the wizard run out of pee? No. So from a hopeful outlook point of view and a logical one, a bot army is only as powerful as how many times you'd need to fry a motherboard with piss until it was all gone. It's not like bots can duplicate physical hardware anyway.
>>307550
This is just semantics, man! Now you gotta' define the difference between bots and artificial intelligences! Are all bots on the internet actually just a single AI?
This is just semantics, man! Now you gotta' define the difference between bots and artificial intelligences! Are all bots on the internet actually just a single AI?
>>307549
Odds are him expanding their minds would be more likely to convince them out of white supremacy then the skin heads convincing him of white supremacy.
When you believe stuff as nutty as Icke, human races really don't matter in the grand scheme of things. You got evil reptoid motherfuckers against all of humanity, ruling from the shadows after all.
Odds are him expanding their minds would be more likely to convince them out of white supremacy then the skin heads convincing him of white supremacy.
When you believe stuff as nutty as Icke, human races really don't matter in the grand scheme of things. You got evil reptoid motherfuckers against all of humanity, ruling from the shadows after all.
There was a young male worker flirting with a pretty young female coworker McDonalds. That succubus must get nonstop attention from boys. I wonder how all that attention will affect her a few years down the road.
You ever notice how there's no such thing as black people? Think about it. When was the last time you met an actual black person? It's always, "I know someone who knows someone who met a black person." But have YOU ever met a black person?
>>307567
First time I sent a private message to someone I met in the Wizchan Steam Group, I immediately got the achievement for talking to a black person for the first time.
First time I sent a private message to someone I met in the Wizchan Steam Group, I immediately got the achievement for talking to a black person for the first time.
THE FOLLOWING IS COPYPASTA
There are some things that obsess me in this world.
I feel like everyone accepts them and just assumes that there are good movies about them, but I can only think of a few.
Recommend me some good movies about the following:
Zombies; not just horror movies, but movies focusing more on the survival aspect of trying to live with zombies.
-
Mythological creatures and epic quests that take place during the renaissance, medieval times and the dark ages. Kind of like The Adventures of Baron Munchausen but less goofy. Like the lord of the rings trilogy, but with more creatures and an original story, not an adaptation.
-
Homelessness: I'm obsessed with the homeless and I can't think of any good movies that are about homeless people. There are plenty of movies that have homeless people in them but I don't think I've ever seen one that actually gets into the way they live and features a homeless person as the protagonist. Something like the Fisher King, but entirely about homeless people. Or something like Tokyo Godfathers, but not anime.
I love Terry Gilliam, btw. So if he would make a zombie movie I'm sure it would be perfect for me. Don't recommend me any Gilliam though.
tl;dr
Good movies about surviving with zombies (stockpiling and hiding out), epic fantasy tales with creatures and an original story, and homelessness.
There are some things that obsess me in this world.
I feel like everyone accepts them and just assumes that there are good movies about them, but I can only think of a few.
Recommend me some good movies about the following:
Zombies; not just horror movies, but movies focusing more on the survival aspect of trying to live with zombies.
-
Mythological creatures and epic quests that take place during the renaissance, medieval times and the dark ages. Kind of like The Adventures of Baron Munchausen but less goofy. Like the lord of the rings trilogy, but with more creatures and an original story, not an adaptation.
-
Homelessness: I'm obsessed with the homeless and I can't think of any good movies that are about homeless people. There are plenty of movies that have homeless people in them but I don't think I've ever seen one that actually gets into the way they live and features a homeless person as the protagonist. Something like the Fisher King, but entirely about homeless people. Or something like Tokyo Godfathers, but not anime.
I love Terry Gilliam, btw. So if he would make a zombie movie I'm sure it would be perfect for me. Don't recommend me any Gilliam though.
tl;dr
Good movies about surviving with zombies (stockpiling and hiding out), epic fantasy tales with creatures and an original story, and homelessness.
>And that's about the time she walked away from me
>Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
>And you still act like you're in freshman year
>What the hell is wrong with me?
>My friends say I should act my age
>What's my age again?
>What's my age again?
Well, shit, man. People liked me neither when I was 13, 23, nor 33.
>Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
>And you still act like you're in freshman year
>What the hell is wrong with me?
>My friends say I should act my age
>What's my age again?
>What's my age again?
Well, shit, man. People liked me neither when I was 13, 23, nor 33.
Well, shit. My mother had me throw out all of the furniture from my bedroom because my brother is moving away from his apartment and moving in with his new wife and we're getting all of the furniture from his apartment. What a fucking mess. I had to take all of my stuff out of my desk and dressers and that shit is all over the floor now.
>>307584
First it's Wizzy's furniture.. Then it's WIZZY HIMSELF.
Plot your mother and sister-in-law against each other. Only the strongest will remain.
First it's Wizzy's furniture.. Then it's WIZZY HIMSELF.
Plot your mother and sister-in-law against each other. Only the strongest will remain.
>>307584
reminds me when we had a minor water leak and some flooring had to come up from my room in the basement
i was completely blindsided when workers started banging on my door to get in and work. i had big ass mixing bowls, soda cans, water bottles, cups and glasses full of piss. and i could not find a place to hide or get rid of it all, so i had to take it outside myself as they were in my room
what a nightmare
reminds me when we had a minor water leak and some flooring had to come up from my room in the basement
i was completely blindsided when workers started banging on my door to get in and work. i had big ass mixing bowls, soda cans, water bottles, cups and glasses full of piss. and i could not find a place to hide or get rid of it all, so i had to take it outside myself as they were in my room
what a nightmare
I used to think that Star Wars Episode III was called "Return of the Sith". Boy, was my face red when I found out that it's actually called "Revenge of the Sith"! Ha ha ha!
basement toilet has no bidet… but i can fart and shart loudly in peace… but then i have to use a handful of tp and wet balls of tp to achieve the same results of 5 seconds od the bidet blasting my ass.
I'm literally butthurt right now. The toilet paper I've been using lately is a lot rougher than usual. Now I'm afraid of taking a shit.
>>307617
Are you close enough to the sink to pre-moisten the paper before you wipe?
It makes a big difference.
Are you close enough to the sink to pre-moisten the paper before you wipe?
It makes a big difference.
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first wipe raw tp
second wipe raw tp
third wipe wet tp
continue wet wiping until no poop
another raw tp wipe to dry it off
flush
instantly clog toilet
reach hand inside toilet and manually unclog it
wash hands
WHEW
second wipe raw tp
third wipe wet tp
continue wet wiping until no poop
another raw tp wipe to dry it off
flush
instantly clog toilet
reach hand inside toilet and manually unclog it
wash hands
WHEW
am i the only 1 who has to stand while i wipe
idk how to stick my hand under there, in between my fat ass and the water
idk how to stick my hand under there, in between my fat ass and the water
>>307621
Hold up let me load up some of my twenty-paragraph-long blogposts to post in the "anti-crawl thread" just to have them get deleted shortly after getting myself banned for posting AI-generated porn in the "Last Fap Thread".
Hold up let me load up some of my twenty-paragraph-long blogposts to post in the "anti-crawl thread" just to have them get deleted shortly after getting myself banned for posting AI-generated porn in the "Last Fap Thread".
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wikipedia page for Jack Daniels led me to the guy who supposedly taught him to distill
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_%22Nearest%22_Green
and the guy's birth year and the time of this photo are known. but there's no way this guy is 84 years old, this has gotta be a blunder. how has no one realized this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_%22Nearest%22_Green
and the guy's birth year and the time of this photo are known. but there's no way this guy is 84 years old, this has gotta be a blunder. how has no one realized this
>>307624
Did, you read the text under your own image?
>1904 image of Jack Daniel; seated to his right is likely George Green, the son of Nathan "Nearest" Green. There is no known photograph of Nearest Green.
Did, you read the text under your own image?
>1904 image of Jack Daniel; seated to his right is likely George Green, the son of Nathan "Nearest" Green. There is no known photograph of Nearest Green.
I'm gonna' feel so bad for the generation alpha kids once everyone gets bored with picking on zoomers.
Well, you see, when I first started to play the Day of Defeat mod for Half-Life 1; I'd learned of a very simple strategy called, "spray and pray" with the Thompson submachine gun.
I would learn later in life that such a strategy is useful in a more figurative sense.
But perhaps I'm wrong.
I would learn later in life that such a strategy is useful in a more figurative sense.
But perhaps I'm wrong.
>>307629
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_Infamy_(video_game)
when i was new to FPS, this was one of the 1st games i played, a terrible place to start. i had a hard time learning to aim. i found the flamethrower most simple to use.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_Infamy_(video_game)
when i was new to FPS, this was one of the 1st games i played, a terrible place to start. i had a hard time learning to aim. i found the flamethrower most simple to use.
>>307630
>The game's final update was released on December 21, 2017.
Hehe, this seems to be the time many independent Source games and mods mysteriously entered EOL. Considering how much attention Sandstorm gets, we can't say that NWI is in the dumps.
>The game's final update was released on December 21, 2017.
Hehe, this seems to be the time many independent Source games and mods mysteriously entered EOL. Considering how much attention Sandstorm gets, we can't say that NWI is in the dumps.
>>307631
idk doesnt seem to be much of a market for ww1 ww2 games these days. a lot of fails both indy and aaa
those of us with ww2 grandpas are in our 30s, and it means nothing to zoomers
idk doesnt seem to be much of a market for ww1 ww2 games these days. a lot of fails both indy and aaa
those of us with ww2 grandpas are in our 30s, and it means nothing to zoomers
fridge kept freezing stuff. i took all the things apart that i could and found the vent thing, that opens to allow freezer air, has a little plunger thing that attached to the flap to open and shut, but it wasn't connected anymore for some reason. also verified the thermocouples worked by putting them in ice water and watching the vent finally close when the fridge thermocouple was cold enough, and vice versa heating it up to open it
it would have been so easy to just take what google says and order a dozen parts until it is finally fixed, or just give up and hire someone else. im glad i have the basic skills that lets me save money doing things myself
it would have been so easy to just take what google says and order a dozen parts until it is finally fixed, or just give up and hire someone else. im glad i have the basic skills that lets me save money doing things myself
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Hey check it out looks like North Korean TV is currently airing some TV show. It's noon over there right now.
https://kcnawatch.org/korea-central-tv-livestream/
https://kcnawatch.org/korea-central-tv-livestream/
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Heh
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Oh, the pedophilia!
Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia
Mamma mia, let me go
Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia
Mamma mia, let me go
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I get it now!
Gonna make another attempt to fix everything again soon. I hope I don't fuck it up again this time. I think I can do it this time because the desperation is at the highest level it's ever been for me.
>>307654
Tell me about it. The one for the 13th warrior movie had this guy who worked on the set as an extra and he told all sorts of interesting stuff that happened there. There was all sorts of cool stuff like that in there, the internet died a little when they took it down.
Tell me about it. The one for the 13th warrior movie had this guy who worked on the set as an extra and he told all sorts of interesting stuff that happened there. There was all sorts of cool stuff like that in there, the internet died a little when they took it down.
>>307655
i wish there was a centralized site with a forum for each individual film.
finding people to talk about Film X is like finding a needle in an ocean now
i wish there was a centralized site with a forum for each individual film.
finding people to talk about Film X is like finding a needle in an ocean now
>>307657
there isnt really except for very popular recent films.
sure you might post somewhere like r/genre and hope for a response. but its still much less efficient than having a site for all movies, and forum for each one.
in general the old internet was much more better hierarchically organized into neat categories than the mess of today its more about the personality than the content.
there isnt really except for very popular recent films.
sure you might post somewhere like r/genre and hope for a response. but its still much less efficient than having a site for all movies, and forum for each one.
in general the old internet was much more better hierarchically organized into neat categories than the mess of today its more about the personality than the content.
Oh my god I need my Adderall so bad
I feel like shit
I mean
I already felt like shit before
But damn
It wasn't this bad before.
I feel like shit
I mean
I already felt like shit before
But damn
It wasn't this bad before.
>>307658
that'd be neat, actually, like how gamefaqs has a forum for each game. One such site for movies and one for books would be cool, too.
Only for some titles it would be pretty much dead. Imagine trying to discuss Avalon and fiding the last post is from ca. 2010.
Just the other day I entered the gamefaqs forum fom Serial Experiments Lain (PSX) and it was just like that.
that'd be neat, actually, like how gamefaqs has a forum for each game. One such site for movies and one for books would be cool, too.
Only for some titles it would be pretty much dead. Imagine trying to discuss Avalon and fiding the last post is from ca. 2010.
Just the other day I entered the gamefaqs forum fom Serial Experiments Lain (PSX) and it was just like that.
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Left the room and keyboard working fine, come back in, and now the keyboard is acting like someone spilled water on it. A section where each key is activating multiple keys around it. But, nobody was here, and there was no liquid near the computer, and no liquid on keyboard.
How suspicious…
How suspicious…
>>307661
i love avalon, this is first ive seen it mentioned here by anyone. the music is awesome
i love avalon, this is first ive seen it mentioned here by anyone. the music is awesome
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>>307663
do you use a salt circle or do LBRP? that shouldn't happen otherwise
do you use a salt circle or do LBRP? that shouldn't happen otherwise
>>307663
Ectoplasm is conductive.. Maybe a ghost entered your PC through your keyboard and became a poltergeist?
Ectoplasm is conductive.. Maybe a ghost entered your PC through your keyboard and became a poltergeist?
Sometimes I have to remind myself to try and purge myself of all elements of groupthink. It is always wrong and delusional and detracts from getting to the real truth. This place can instill it. If you are trying to think about how to be more "wizardly" you have already failed.
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You would think not only would the first two godfather movies have the most memorable quotes
but they would also have the one I've been repeating these past two years now - -..
but they would also have the one I've been repeating these past two years now - -..
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>>307698
I googled it, apparently it includes Brazil
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=950517
I googled it, apparently it includes Brazil
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=950517
>>307701
Yeah, my brain.
I was trying to come up with the most generic nation's name without using words like "socialist" or making up a word or name like "Sterica" or whatever for a fictional nation and that's the best I could come up with.
Yeah, my brain.
I was trying to come up with the most generic nation's name without using words like "socialist" or making up a word or name like "Sterica" or whatever for a fictional nation and that's the best I could come up with.
>>307702
Fair enough.
I think you were successful.
You doing some sort of project or just daydreaming in detail?
Fair enough.
I think you were successful.
You doing some sort of project or just daydreaming in detail?
I will now attempt to name every species I've seen inhabiting this apartment:
Humans
Dogs (pets, everything below this are non-pets)
House centipedes
American cockroaches
German cockroaches
Crickets
At least one species of ant
Possibly some species of very tiny insects or some other arthropod like mites, fleas, lice, or whatever
Mosquitoes
Crane flies
Drain flies
Houseflies
Fruitflies
Bees
Some species of flying beetle or bumblees or whatever
Various species of moths
Various species of spiders (including black widows)
Earthworms
Opossums
Raccoons
Squirrels
Rats
Sparrows
There's probably been a few more.
Humans
Dogs (pets, everything below this are non-pets)
House centipedes
American cockroaches
German cockroaches
Crickets
At least one species of ant
Possibly some species of very tiny insects or some other arthropod like mites, fleas, lice, or whatever
Mosquitoes
Crane flies
Drain flies
Houseflies
Fruitflies
Bees
Some species of flying beetle or bumblees or whatever
Various species of moths
Various species of spiders (including black widows)
Earthworms
Opossums
Raccoons
Squirrels
Rats
Sparrows
There's probably been a few more.
>>307717
shieldbugs/stinkbugs and ladybugs plague my area. stinkbugs during summer, and ladybugs during winter try to hibernate inside
shieldbugs/stinkbugs and ladybugs plague my area. stinkbugs during summer, and ladybugs during winter try to hibernate inside
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>the volume on the TV can go all the way up to 100
>my mother never lets me go any higher than 40
The little things add up, too, ya' know.
>my mother never lets me go any higher than 40
The little things add up, too, ya' know.
>>307737
Probably a control thing. It's not about the sound. it's about telling you what to do.
Probably a control thing. It's not about the sound. it's about telling you what to do.
>>307738
Yep. That's probably it.
Can't really do much about it because she's almost 80 years old and everyone sides with her.
Yep. That's probably it.
Can't really do much about it because she's almost 80 years old and everyone sides with her.
>>307740
I've been watching Band of Brothers all day and now I'm watching the first half hour of Saving Private Ryan and I'm literally telling the voices in my head to, "shut the fuck up," every few minutes because they're even louder than the action sequences at times.
I've been watching Band of Brothers all day and now I'm watching the first half hour of Saving Private Ryan and I'm literally telling the voices in my head to, "shut the fuck up," every few minutes because they're even louder than the action sequences at times.
>>307742
Loud noises can be used to drown out auditory hallucinations? I wouldn't have expected that. Can't you wear headphones then?
Loud noises can be used to drown out auditory hallucinations? I wouldn't have expected that. Can't you wear headphones then?
>>307743
>Can't you wear headphones then?
Yes but the effectiveness varies. Often times I can't listen to music with lyrics because the hallucinations scramble and distort the words I hear. Also: for whatever reason–headphones tend to hurt my ears.
>Can't you wear headphones then?
Yes but the effectiveness varies. Often times I can't listen to music with lyrics because the hallucinations scramble and distort the words I hear. Also: for whatever reason–headphones tend to hurt my ears.
I've noticed that when I rest my head on my couch's arm rest for several hours while watching television that I can induce an intense and incredibly unpleasant sense of paranoia and dread especially while watching horror and war films.
Not sure if I can think of a single confirmed case in history in which an entire race, ethnic group, or people or whatever was completely wiped out from the face of the planet.
The Sumerians, maybe? I mean, because people stopped talking Sumerian sometime in between 2334 and 1475 BCE and it is unrelated to every other language. I don't think it's been 100% confirmed that anyone alive in Iraq today is directly related to the Sumerians.
The Sumerians, maybe? I mean, because people stopped talking Sumerian sometime in between 2334 and 1475 BCE and it is unrelated to every other language. I don't think it's been 100% confirmed that anyone alive in Iraq today is directly related to the Sumerians.
>>307753
Yeah, them too. And the Toltecs and whomever built Teotihuacan.
But I don't think it's ever been 100% confirmed that a people was intentionally exterminated by another people.
Yeah, them too. And the Toltecs and whomever built Teotihuacan.
But I don't think it's ever been 100% confirmed that a people was intentionally exterminated by another people.
birthday today
life goes by pretty fast
im rewarded each year with new games releasing around this year
this year it was baldurs gate and starfield and counterstrike
i will sleep in, shower, eat cake, and watch anime when i wake up
life goes by pretty fast
im rewarded each year with new games releasing around this year
this year it was baldurs gate and starfield and counterstrike
i will sleep in, shower, eat cake, and watch anime when i wake up
>>307761
they are just notably big game releases
i wish i could say ive played them all to even form an opinion of them
they are just notably big game releases
i wish i could say ive played them all to even form an opinion of them
>>307764
cool we have same birthday
today is also a holiday called michaelmas if any mikes out there you can join us in mutual celebration
cool we have same birthday
today is also a holiday called michaelmas if any mikes out there you can join us in mutual celebration
My shower's glass door just exploded while I was taking a shower. My hands and feet got all cut up. I can feel something stuck in my throat that feels like a glass shard. Maybe a small piece in my eye.
Yet another shitty morning.
Yet another shitty morning.
>>307773
Man that really sucks.
Hopefully no permanent damage to your health.
You would think such glass would be tempered to not do that even with quick temp changes.
You going to get a replacement or just shower curtain from now on?
Man that really sucks.
Hopefully no permanent damage to your health.
You would think such glass would be tempered to not do that even with quick temp changes.
You going to get a replacement or just shower curtain from now on?
>>307774
The apartment building's manager came over to take pictures and then left. Didn't say what he would do.
The apartment building's manager came over to take pictures and then left. Didn't say what he would do.
>>307774
it's because it's tempered that it explodes basically a small crack along the edge forms from bumping into literally anything, at any point in its lifespan, most likely installation though. this crack grows very slowly with repeated heat/cold cycles or until a certain temp is reached and then the crack just zips through the entire thing. maybe it's like those prince rupert drop things. the hard side is the front, but the sides are weak.
it's because it's tempered that it explodes basically a small crack along the edge forms from bumping into literally anything, at any point in its lifespan, most likely installation though. this crack grows very slowly with repeated heat/cold cycles or until a certain temp is reached and then the crack just zips through the entire thing. maybe it's like those prince rupert drop things. the hard side is the front, but the sides are weak.
I sometimes wonder what it would be like if the internet, television, phones, movies, and radios didn't exist. I mean, if I just woke up one morning and it's the year 2023 but none of that exists.
>>307798
information wouldn't travel as fast. libraries would be invaluable. you would go outside to get the news or buy a newspaper. crowd around the town square when important people arrive. you would leave home and go to the bar/pub, theatre, or other amusements for entertainment. time would go by a lot slower that's for sure. i almost wish i could experience that life
information wouldn't travel as fast. libraries would be invaluable. you would go outside to get the news or buy a newspaper. crowd around the town square when important people arrive. you would leave home and go to the bar/pub, theatre, or other amusements for entertainment. time would go by a lot slower that's for sure. i almost wish i could experience that life
>>307799
Yeah that does sound like it might be kinda' nice but I'd much rather not have to live around people and keep electronic entertainment. Like traveling back in time to 1,000,000 BC and living by myself in a bunker with a decent and safe above-ground view of the landscape.
Yeah that does sound like it might be kinda' nice but I'd much rather not have to live around people and keep electronic entertainment. Like traveling back in time to 1,000,000 BC and living by myself in a bunker with a decent and safe above-ground view of the landscape.
>when the voices in my head confirm that female health care providers sometimes actually do suck little boys' penises
>>307812
>confirm that female health care providers sometimes actually do suck little boys' penises
Happened to me once. I was walking with my loli nurse tulpa and she filled me in on the deets about the sexual exploitation of young boys at the hands of dominatrix peadiatrix shotakiss.
>confirm that female health care providers sometimes actually do suck little boys' penises
Happened to me once. I was walking with my loli nurse tulpa and she filled me in on the deets about the sexual exploitation of young boys at the hands of dominatrix peadiatrix shotakiss.
>>307814
For a moment there I thought you were going to tell me some straight shota story but then realized that that would probably be a bannable offense.
For a moment there I thought you were going to tell me some straight shota story but then realized that that would probably be a bannable offense.
>>307817
A female doctor touched my junk when I was 13 to teach me how to check for cancer. I tried to not get hard.
A female doctor touched my junk when I was 13 to teach me how to check for cancer. I tried to not get hard.
I don't think I can watch Disney's "traditionally" animated films anymore except for Mulan.
>>307825
>touched my junk when I was 13 to teach me how to check for cancer
I don't believe this. Who teaches a thirteen years old to check for cancer? Why would you teach anyone to check for cancer? What kind of health professional would recommend this?
>touched my junk when I was 13 to teach me how to check for cancer
I don't believe this. Who teaches a thirteen years old to check for cancer? Why would you teach anyone to check for cancer? What kind of health professional would recommend this?
I mean imagine going to the doctor as a child and being encouraged to self-diagnose cancer lol I can't think of any context where it would make sense
>>307837
Why does your fridge need a full-blown computer and be connected to the Internet at all times?
Why does your fridge need a full-blown computer and be connected to the Internet at all times?
>>307838
Not sure, actually. It used to belong to my brother.
At first I thought that its internet connection would only allow you to access the web site of whoever manufactured the refrigerator to be able to order new filters and new parts or whatever. But it actually has a fully-functional web browser that lets me post on Wizchan and everything.
Not sure, actually. It used to belong to my brother.
At first I thought that its internet connection would only allow you to access the web site of whoever manufactured the refrigerator to be able to order new filters and new parts or whatever. But it actually has a fully-functional web browser that lets me post on Wizchan and everything.
>>307839
>But it actually has a fully-functional web browser that lets me post on Wizchan and everything.
It's for connecting to Soundlcoud, Bandcamp, and other audio streaming services so succubi in the kitchen can listen to The Wizcast podcast, and maybe encourage them to cook better so that some day they may be fit to be our wives (never) (lmao)
>But it actually has a fully-functional web browser that lets me post on Wizchan and everything.
It's for connecting to Soundlcoud, Bandcamp, and other audio streaming services so succubi in the kitchen can listen to The Wizcast podcast, and maybe encourage them to cook better so that some day they may be fit to be our wives (never) (lmao)
My beard and mustache have officially become bothersome. I can feel myself regularly chewing on my mustache while eating food.
But I'm too lazy to shave.
But I'm too lazy to shave.
>>307845
Dunno but once I saw that they made a movie about Slenderman I thought that it was the dumbest, most overrated thing ever and that the movie should have never been made.
Dunno but once I saw that they made a movie about Slenderman I thought that it was the dumbest, most overrated thing ever and that the movie should have never been made.
There is a "closed pool" day on 4chan atm…
Sort of brings me back to a time when film critics would compare and contrast hardcore films by stating how they make lesser hardcore films look like Twelce Angry Men (which I saw and can somewhat understand why despite not being that into courtroom dramas), which is what the comfiness of Wizchan reminds me of at times by comparison.
(Unless you count /b/ of course).
Sort of brings me back to a time when film critics would compare and contrast hardcore films by stating how they make lesser hardcore films look like Twelce Angry Men (which I saw and can somewhat understand why despite not being that into courtroom dramas), which is what the comfiness of Wizchan reminds me of at times by comparison.
(Unless you count /b/ of course).
I watched some videos and was thinking it might be nice to get into cosplaying, I thought I could spend months learning how to make a tokusatsu costume that would look really cool, but then I searched for an anime event in my city and was absolutely repulsed, it's "professional cosplayers" ie succubi competing on how much more naked they can get, "social consciousness" talks, american heroes, korean pop music and so much shit. I can kinda understand and even accept the western comic book heroes, but what the fuck is up with k-pop, is it just because it's a "slit-eyed people stuff"? About anime and manga themselves, it's just the surface of the surface.
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I sometimes wonder what it'd be like if I were to take AI-generated content from 2023 such as this image and take it back to like the year 2006 to see how people would react.
I bet people would think it's the most awesome thing ever and would even make a movie called, "Crabs VS Cats" starring Samuel Jackson or someshit. It'd also have a video game similar to Ark: Survival Evolved.
I bet people would think it's the most awesome thing ever and would even make a movie called, "Crabs VS Cats" starring Samuel Jackson or someshit. It'd also have a video game similar to Ark: Survival Evolved.
It has been a little over four years since I completed the US History 2 class for my adult high school diploma at the age of 30 and I've already pretty much forgotten everything I learned about US history after the Kennedy administration.
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20 USD in 1990 is 46.98 USD in 2023
neat
neat
>>307859
I can tell you're not really into fantasy art anon. That picture would probably be considered a rather unimaginative photo collage even back in the 70s, let alone the 00s. Look it up people like Larry Elmore, Bruce Pennington and Frank Frazetta and what they were doing in the 70s and the 80s you'll see how crap this img looks by comparison.
I can tell you're not really into fantasy art anon. That picture would probably be considered a rather unimaginative photo collage even back in the 70s, let alone the 00s. Look it up people like Larry Elmore, Bruce Pennington and Frank Frazetta and what they were doing in the 70s and the 80s you'll see how crap this img looks by comparison.
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>>307863
I don't think it takes all that much to inspire Millennials from the early-2000s. Two pictures such as these are all it takes to inspire the creators of The Last of Us and Ark: Survival Evolved.
I don't think it takes all that much to inspire Millennials from the early-2000s. Two pictures such as these are all it takes to inspire the creators of The Last of Us and Ark: Survival Evolved.
>>307868
It's the memebrain leaking through the carcass of its hollow victim, drooling garbage onto keyboard, onto screen, spreading like virus, poisoning the noosphere one fucking deadhead at a time.
It's the memebrain leaking through the carcass of its hollow victim, drooling garbage onto keyboard, onto screen, spreading like virus, poisoning the noosphere one fucking deadhead at a time.
♬Garganta Profunda!♬
♬What a wonderful phrase♬
♬Garganta Profunda!♬
♬Ain't no passing craze♬
♬It means no worries♬
♬For the rest of your days♬
♬It's our problem-free philosophy♬
♬Garganta Profunda!♬
♬What a wonderful phrase♬
♬Garganta Profunda!♬
♬Ain't no passing craze♬
♬It means no worries♬
♬For the rest of your days♬
♬It's our problem-free philosophy♬
♬Garganta Profunda!♬
Perhaps it's just my imagination but it seems as if profanity is gradually becoming more frequent in television and radio advertisements. For some of the most random shit, too, like Charmin toilet paper commercials. They'll say, "holy shart!" And in a cookie commercial they'll say, "what the fudge?" And in some condiment commercial they'll say, "I put that shit on everything."
I would've probably thought this to be kinda' cool 20 years ago, but due to my psychosis–hearing these cute cartoon bears say, "holy shart" over toilet paper bothers me a little bit.
Just a little bit.
Sometimes.
Maybe.
Ah what the fuck ever.
I would've probably thought this to be kinda' cool 20 years ago, but due to my psychosis–hearing these cute cartoon bears say, "holy shart" over toilet paper bothers me a little bit.
Just a little bit.
Sometimes.
Maybe.
Ah what the fuck ever.
one thing normalfags will do is have at least one or two guys to bully and laugh at so they can feel superior and get a sick satisfaction. This are the normalfag pets and underlings.
The type of individual who sticks to them not to feel excluded and to feel part of a group falls easily into the hands of normalfags. This is the failed normie who wants to fit in and will throw out his values and pride if it means getting a position within the clique. He can be the punchbag and will be happy because he knows deep down he has no other use. They often have low self steem as a result of being ignored and unwanted.
The normalfag knows this and uses it to his advantage. What normie doesn't want a punchbag, it's part of their nature to be psycopaths and not treat others they deem below them like humans. They will give the lower failed normies that attention albeit negative.
The type of individual who sticks to them not to feel excluded and to feel part of a group falls easily into the hands of normalfags. This is the failed normie who wants to fit in and will throw out his values and pride if it means getting a position within the clique. He can be the punchbag and will be happy because he knows deep down he has no other use. They often have low self steem as a result of being ignored and unwanted.
The normalfag knows this and uses it to his advantage. What normie doesn't want a punchbag, it's part of their nature to be psycopaths and not treat others they deem below them like humans. They will give the lower failed normies that attention albeit negative.
>>307884
I smirk every time they get right what they deserve, when some school shooting appears to be going on in the news.
The warmth i feel in that instance is irreplaceable.
I smirk every time they get right what they deserve, when some school shooting appears to be going on in the news.
The warmth i feel in that instance is irreplaceable.
i wonder why the wikipedia library has requirements to access it. everything else is free. you need a 6+ month old wikipedia account, and 500 edits on the site. bizarre
I'm pretty sure that this is Hell.
As if I've somehow been metaphysically segregated from the collective unconscious mind of the human species and my reality has developed into a sort of "bubble universe" that is, in a way, Hell.
As if I've somehow been metaphysically segregated from the collective unconscious mind of the human species and my reality has developed into a sort of "bubble universe" that is, in a way, Hell.
I'm beginning to realize that I should've never bothered using hair gel nor should I have bothered combing my hair.
I especially like what my hair looks like after I've been walking around for several hours on a hot summer day and after removing my cap to see that my entire scalp is wet with my sweat and my hair is shaggy.
I especially like what my hair looks like after I've been walking around for several hours on a hot summer day and after removing my cap to see that my entire scalp is wet with my sweat and my hair is shaggy.
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I finally caved and made a reddit and a twitter acc. in order to get some drawing commissions and really just have a social media presence. I see so many less experienced than me making bucks, I figured I might as well try it their way. Best decision I've ever made, the response has been very enthusiastic. It's funny how those places tend to be more positive than imageboards where people either ignore you or tell you to go kill yourself. One of my pictures had 300 upvotes in just a couple of hours. Nobody bothered to actually commission anything from me yet but at least these illustrations are getting an unprecedented amount of attention. It's only been a couple of days anyway. This has to lead to some paid work, right? I can't pay bills with upvotes and likes. I'm making a ko-fi account as I post this in an attempt to get some donations. I don't care anymore. I'll do anything in order to work from my bedroom and avoid the outside world. If that means having a social media presence then so be it.
Pic related, just a random sketch because I'm sure someone will ask to see one of my drawings.
Pic related, just a random sketch because I'm sure someone will ask to see one of my drawings.
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I am using the equations from the following link:
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1002/ca.23808
and I estimate that perhaps 12-inch-long penises may be too big for some 6-year-old succubi. The average 6-year-old succubus is 42 to 49 inches tall (or 106 to 125 centimeters tall) and, for the most part, could only fit penises 6 to 10 inches long. Some of the taller succubi might be able to fit 12-inch-long penises in their throats.
The average human penis is 5.1 inches long.
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1002/ca.23808
and I estimate that perhaps 12-inch-long penises may be too big for some 6-year-old succubi. The average 6-year-old succubus is 42 to 49 inches tall (or 106 to 125 centimeters tall) and, for the most part, could only fit penises 6 to 10 inches long. Some of the taller succubi might be able to fit 12-inch-long penises in their throats.
The average human penis is 5.1 inches long.
>>307892
how do you post stuff and get people to see it. do you use a million tags or something
how do you post stuff and get people to see it. do you use a million tags or something
>>307897
On Twitter I post some illustrations based on famous franchises and use the appropriate tags. There's a ninja turtles movie out right now so I did some crap based on that and got a lot of views and likes. Whatever people are talking about, do some content based on that. On reddit is easier. I go to some communities of a particular popular video game or any entertainment IP and share some stuff related to that. The response is pretty positive. I actually prefer doing cyberpunk, scifi work but it's a tougher crowd, they share and like less. You have to go to whatever is popular at the moment because there'll be a lot of casuals with low standards about the stuff they're in for that month.
That said, none of that translated into any money yet, only online praise.
On Twitter I post some illustrations based on famous franchises and use the appropriate tags. There's a ninja turtles movie out right now so I did some crap based on that and got a lot of views and likes. Whatever people are talking about, do some content based on that. On reddit is easier. I go to some communities of a particular popular video game or any entertainment IP and share some stuff related to that. The response is pretty positive. I actually prefer doing cyberpunk, scifi work but it's a tougher crowd, they share and like less. You have to go to whatever is popular at the moment because there'll be a lot of casuals with low standards about the stuff they're in for that month.
That said, none of that translated into any money yet, only online praise.
>>307899
I searched up #TMNT on Twitter out of curiosity.
Hard gay porn, crossdressing, male pregnancy… Not the Ninja Turtles I remember!
I searched up #TMNT on Twitter out of curiosity.
Hard gay porn, crossdressing, male pregnancy… Not the Ninja Turtles I remember!
>>307900
Yeah but that's just shit on the screen anon. It beats having to deal with people in reality. I would rather draw 10 pregnant ninja turtles than having to go outside my room and deal face to face with the filth that is humanity. Not that I have done that btw, I'm only doing sfw, wholesome content.
Yeah but that's just shit on the screen anon. It beats having to deal with people in reality. I would rather draw 10 pregnant ninja turtles than having to go outside my room and deal face to face with the filth that is humanity. Not that I have done that btw, I'm only doing sfw, wholesome content.
>Happy Meal's cost in 1979: $1.10
>Happy Meal's cost in 2023: $4.59
Damn it. I coulda' sworn that a Happy Meal cost only $1 in the 1990s. Maybe it was just the burger. $0.89 for just a burger back then.
>Happy Meal's cost in 2023: $4.59
Damn it. I coulda' sworn that a Happy Meal cost only $1 in the 1990s. Maybe it was just the burger. $0.89 for just a burger back then.
Somehow my propane line came loose while I was sleep and was leaking.
That could have been VERY bad, but I fixed it and dispersed the fumes.
Not sure how much money was wasted and have no clue what caused it. Maybe it shook loose. Maybe it was some sort of back flow pressure thing.
Seems fine now.
Scary.
That could have been VERY bad, but I fixed it and dispersed the fumes.
Not sure how much money was wasted and have no clue what caused it. Maybe it shook loose. Maybe it was some sort of back flow pressure thing.
Seems fine now.
Scary.
>>307906
I hate getting stuff in my beard.
But it's easy enough to wash to make having a beard still worth it.
I hate getting stuff in my beard.
But it's easy enough to wash to make having a beard still worth it.
Good lord how I miss 2017. It was a shitty year for me but my god did it have some comfy moments. Not quite as good as, say, 2015, but certainly better than every other year after 2017.
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The madness never ends.
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I'm really starting to feel like Teddy Bomber from Cowboy Bebop.
>>307956
It's just wizards posting random brain farts and minor happenings in their life that aren't worthy of a thread.
It's just wizards posting random brain farts and minor happenings in their life that aren't worthy of a thread.
i need capital
i have spent over a decade inventing and scheming things but you need capital to start
im gonna die without capital just existing in hypothetical land forever
i have spent over a decade inventing and scheming things but you need capital to start
im gonna die without capital just existing in hypothetical land forever
>>307960
Why don't you start by capitalizing every individual I and first letter of a sentence?
Why don't you start by capitalizing every individual I and first letter of a sentence?
>>307960
I acquired the capital I needed to open a painting business but the legal regulations in my state make it impossible for me to do legally, so now I am a black market painter, operating outside the law. I chose it specifically because of the low start up capital requirements, but unsurprisingly the man found a way to keep average people from competing with the big companies. I would have to slave for them for years before being allowed to get a license to paint on my own.
I acquired the capital I needed to open a painting business but the legal regulations in my state make it impossible for me to do legally, so now I am a black market painter, operating outside the law. I chose it specifically because of the low start up capital requirements, but unsurprisingly the man found a way to keep average people from competing with the big companies. I would have to slave for them for years before being allowed to get a license to paint on my own.
Now my hallucinations have decided to start playing the song, "Strawberry Fields Forever" by the Beatles for some reason and I'm starting to get all nostalgic for 2006 because I used to listen to that song a lot for several hours around Thanksgiving of that year.
>>307979
Nothing matters, nothing is real. It is freeing. Thats great, nothing to worry about, nothing to get hung about, nothing to be anxious about. Nothing awful about it, enjoy and let go of your worries, anon
Nothing matters, nothing is real. It is freeing. Thats great, nothing to worry about, nothing to get hung about, nothing to be anxious about. Nothing awful about it, enjoy and let go of your worries, anon
>>307980
John Lennon was anti-war and got himself killed.
So it turns out that are things in life that matter.
John Lennon was anti-war and got himself killed.
So it turns out that are things in life that matter.
I'm 34 years old and I still don't know how to use semi-colons.
Nor do I know how to tie my shoes.
Nor do I know how to tie my shoes.
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I'm keeping this animated .gif file here and saving it for later.
The voices in my head have been telling me that the act of me masturbating will kill me. I looked it up and found that men can ejaculate something like 7,000 times in one lifetime. So what's supposed to happen after the 7,000th time? Beats me, but, I mean, the voices in my head have told me that I'm supposed to die.
According to my calculations; I've been masturbating since, I dunno', perhaps as far back as the April to July of 2001 period. I've been masturbating pretty much every day. Sometimes up to five times in one day. That means that I should've probably been dead by, say, the May of 2020 to April of 2021 period.
In other news–this web site:
https://www.death-clock.org/
Told me that I was going to die on July 17th or August 16th of 2023. It's also provided me with various years in the 2030s and 2060s decades.
Also: the voices in my head told me that I died sometime in 2019, 2018, 2017, 2015, 2009, or 1999. And that I was also supposed to die in October of 2020.
I'm like a real-life Walter White!
According to my calculations; I've been masturbating since, I dunno', perhaps as far back as the April to July of 2001 period. I've been masturbating pretty much every day. Sometimes up to five times in one day. That means that I should've probably been dead by, say, the May of 2020 to April of 2021 period.
In other news–this web site:
https://www.death-clock.org/
Told me that I was going to die on July 17th or August 16th of 2023. It's also provided me with various years in the 2030s and 2060s decades.
Also: the voices in my head told me that I died sometime in 2019, 2018, 2017, 2015, 2009, or 1999. And that I was also supposed to die in October of 2020.
I'm like a real-life Walter White!
>>307988
>At time of testing you are 28 years, 9 months and 10 days old.
>You will live to be 107 years, 1 months and 11 days old!
Nice, one of the rare humans who gets to see the passing of two centuries.
>At time of testing you are 28 years, 9 months and 10 days old.
>You will live to be 107 years, 1 months and 11 days old!
Nice, one of the rare humans who gets to see the passing of two centuries.
>>307988
>You will live to be 90 years, 3 months and 15 days old!
>Avg life expectancy of other Male testers from US with your BMI: 102.0 years old
no fucking way the "average american" lives for a decade longer than me. what the fuck kind of bullshit answers are people putting into this thing
>You will live to be 90 years, 3 months and 15 days old!
>Avg life expectancy of other Male testers from US with your BMI: 102.0 years old
no fucking way the "average american" lives for a decade longer than me. what the fuck kind of bullshit answers are people putting into this thing
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>>307992
Mine said I’ll only live to be 56, I’m 25 right now.
Mine said I’ll only live to be 56, I’m 25 right now.
Most extreme discomfort in my abdominal region. Not sure what it could be. Hemorrhoids? Polyps? Hernia?
Damn shame I ain't got health insurance no mo'
Damn shame I ain't got health insurance no mo'
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Weird. I coulda' sworn that Laurence Fishburne was an alumni of my old high school. I remember his name being one of the three (the other two being John Ritter and Sarah Jessica Parker) who's names were painted on the walls that I managed to recognize twenty years ago. I always thought that the black guy in this mural was him, too. But I just looked up Hollywood High School's Wikipedia page and don't see him mentioned anywhere. And his page makes no mention of him having ever attended high school there. I Google'd this, too, and found nothing.
Mandela effect, or am I just lazy?
Mandela effect, or am I just lazy?
i made a thermopile of steel/constantan (type-j thermocouples) that generates almost 2 microvolts per square inch, with one end in warm water, the other in the air above. i read a forbes article saying if you covered the human body in thermoelectric generators, you would get like 0.5 watts. surface area of human is like 3000 sq inches, and assuming the human was like the hot water i measured, i would get like 5 watts. of course human is cooler than some warm water, but even so there shouldnt be a 10x difference. and of course if you used high seebeck thermoelectrical materials like legitimate thermoelectric generators do, it should be much more powerful than my thing
i think that 0.5 watts figure is incorrect
i think that 0.5 watts figure is incorrect
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I find this image to be unusually amusing for some reason.
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