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 No.296511

This is the classic "suicide general", where we discuss methods and say farewell to our fellow wizards, quite different from that other thread in the catalog.

I'm currently 26, almost 27 (rings a bell?). And I can't take it anymore. I will soon depart from life through hanging. I haven't done it yet because I live in a shithole and there are always people around making noise and being nosy. I will just wait till it's very quiet so I can go to the woods and end this miserable existence.

I don't care if it might "get better". Existence itself is a curse and we're all gonna die anyway. I've read enough pessimist books and life affirming books and I side with the former. I don't need your compansion, because the thought that I will soon disappear is the only thing that makes me happy. I'm not even sad because of this.

 No.296518

Is suicide from hanging painful?

 No.296522

>>296511
Are You going for partial or full hanging?

 No.296523

>>296518
If you do it normally it is like someone is strangling you, so if you enjoy breathing, it is not fun. Most advice is to do this weird jump where if you can push your self down fast enough and at a weird angle the noose can snap your neck, which is far less painful.

 No.296525

>>296511
Same, my health issues are bringing me to suicide

 No.296530

poor souls suffer while evil people live the best life

 No.296531

>>296523
>>296518
If done properly it takes only 5-20 seconds until loss of consciousness due to compression of the carotid arteries. Snapping your neck is not a good idea, what the fuck are you talking about

 No.296740

>>296531 is right, partial is difficult, dont try it. do a full suspension, its not about snapping your neck, its about falling from a height high enough that you won't be able to back down once you kick the thing you standing on. if you won't have anything to grab then no matter how you die in probably 1-2 hours uninterrupted your brain will be so dead nobody will be able to 'save' you.

 No.296756

I'm shitting blood, have immense stomach pains for years. This is my suicide. NO ONE CARES. FAMILY ONLY CARES WHEN YOU SHUTUP AND ARE NOT A PROBLEM. IF YOU CANT PROVIDE AND CANT WORK YOU ARE NOTHING. succubi ARE NOTORIOUS IN THIS (SISTERS,MOTHER). FUCK YOU. BORN ALONE, DIE ALONE AS MY BROTHER SAID AND HE KILLED HIMSELF.

 No.296757

>>296756
Good luck Wizbro, please die as soon as possible in a quick way (hopefully)

 No.296758

>>296757
I wish I used "please rest as soon" instead of "die"

 No.296759

>>296757 >>296758
Doesn't matter, know what you meant :), thank you and goodluck in yours.

 No.296760

>>296530
True. It's such a simple statement but it really has a million words contained in it.
>>296511
Man don't die. You're gonna die eventually anyways. Why today? Look I am brown, short, skinny fat, balding, Indian, poor, low IQ, and my dick doesn't work and a jackass driving truck crashed into my father's car today which I was driving.

So you must be surely better than me right? Look I am not saying that there are people doing worse than you so your problems don't matter, they do. But suicide is irreversible. If you've enough food to eat, a roof over your head and an internet connection for now, things are good.

And hanging? My god that is the worst and most painful way to go.

 No.296762

>>296760
Don't talk when you know nothing about methods and the poster. Hanging is not a bad method and it doesn't have to be painful. You know nothing about his situation. Spouting feel good stuff and others have it worse doesn't help. A suicidal person is at a point that requires serious and quick improvement of his living situation.

 No.296763

>>296762
Correct

 No.296778

How does suicide by sodium nitrite work?
You ingest it? Mix it with water? How much is enough?

 No.296779

>>296778
Searched on sanctionedsuicide

 No.297312

How would a NEET believably go about finding a large height to fall to his death from? I'd prefer my death to be ambiguous as to whether it was suicide or an accident.

 No.297342

>>297312
idk. there are so many fall suicides, but thinking about it logically, i looked through my whole area, and there arent even any tall buildings in my city, and outside, looking at part of my country, tall buildings are either skyscrapers where u have to live to jump from, or some building sites that you'd have to break in. Basically if you don't already know of such a place odds are i don't know how to find it. Maybe you can go and find some high tourist spots somewher but i have no idea how one would do that. Or travel half the world to known ones.

 No.297359

>>297312
I think a more effective way to achieve this would be to travel to a cold country, fall through lake ice and drown. That's a lot more believable as an accident and you can do it in any isolated place

 No.297360

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Wizs whom give advice to others, on how to commit suicide, are satanic o9a\attomwaffen freaks, tricking people into suicide for sadistic fun, and twisted s*xual pleasure

 No.297365

>>297360
you're just a death fearing coward but keep pretending there's a morality to your fears

 No.297531

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I don't want to be bald at my funeral. If I do it with a gun, will the doctor shave my head when removing the bullet?

 No.297532

>>297531
buy a wig and write in the testimony that you want the carcass attendants to throw the wig on your body's face

 No.297533

>>297532
I have autism so I'm not sure if you're joking or not. Are you joking?

 No.297535

>>297533
yes, im joking
i find it very strange, and to be honest, a bit narcissistic to be concerned about your dead body's hair, of all things

 No.297536

>>297533
thats how i felt about >>297531

 No.297538

>>297536
I wasn't joking

 No.297541

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>>296511
I have been thinking too much about my future lately and the topic of suicide, I am saving some informative posts about some suicide methods in my google drive, so I can have all the instructions, dos and don'ts when my care taker passes away and I will be forced to endure homelesness, hunger, and worsening health (due to lack of income) I must finish my document, enable the offline mode, get the 2 password authentication, and download it in my device, so, I can have it when shit hits the fan, hopefully once I am done with this O.C.D-ish task, my anxiety will be minimum.

 No.297552

>>297541
This thread is just skyrocket levels of cuckhoardary for telling wiz who to kill himself instead of some others

 No.297553

>>297552
EFILism is supreme.



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