>>302060Kinda late to the party, but I -guess- OP should have asked his doc to write up "my tummy does foo-foo noises sometimes, sorry" tier - bowel syndrome of IBS or something
That's a bummer to struggle among lazy "bullshit jobs" guys - lackeys, boxz-tickers, duct-tapers and other… heh
Random blunt answer: oh ah coffee roughens up my stomach hence making me all queasy, sorry. I dust avoid all those funny noises.
so hey
having a proper "sorry, my body makes funny noises/smells randomly" tier excuse - may feel humiliating, but they'll know they got a little too deep into your private territory
Unless they are so lazy they don't want a real workhorse to be their counterexample
>>302111like this one, yes