/dep/ - Depression

Any ideas on how to commit suicide by hanging? I wonder what sort of rope, knot, techique and place would be the best. I heard that with a good arrangement you can snap your neck and die painlessly, but honestly since it seems to involve so much technique I tend to think that just regular hanging could be better. I'm only afraid of fucking that up too and ending up as a veggie or suffocating for two hours before passing out.

>>308806
I have experience in this. I've successfully killed myself several times via hanging. You need to read "The Peaceful Blackpill Handbook", "The Art of Not Living", and "Fun With A Razorblade by Big Gay Andrew Loomis". Once you do that you can ask ChatGPT for the best rope and height configuration for your IQ. Then you'll need to apply for a suicide license and pray to g*d that your therapist hasn't told your psychiatrist anything that would suggest you're only suicidal for a reason that SSRIs could instead cure. There is 0% chance the Demiurge will let you die if you don't hang yourself exactly as prescribed. You'll end up as a vegetable, or worse, a fruit.

How do you set up a timed message to emergency services to collect your body? The hotline doesn't take text messages. I don't want a family member to find me. I really have no idea here; this is the only major hole in my plan.

Does anyone here have tinnitus? This might be what convinces me to end it. I can't even focus on my thoughts. It feels like I have lost an entire section of my brain. I can't sleep.

How likely am I to survive if I jump off a bridge 33 metres high? Could I at least lose consciousness on impact?

>>309998
Last time I jumped off a bridge, I died just fine. But it was 33.80 meters high, so your 33.00m bridge might be too short. Try it out and report back your findings.

>>308806
Don't bother with hanging, just build a charcoal gasifier and poison yourself with carbon monoxide. In a sealed room there is no chance you will survive.

>>309758
Yes have had it in my right ear for 5 years
I got wax removal done at the doctors recently and it went down by 75%
Feeling a lot less miserable
>>309758
>>309758

I just want this bullshit to end
going with partial hanging
fuck living like this

>>308113
They probably can kill you, but it would be a miserable way to die.
An OD on any of these meds is going to be death by kidney failure. Maybe liver failure first.

Both are painful and inconsistent ways to die. Especially since none of these medicines offer any kind of analgesic effect.

Any wizard looking for an effective and relatively painless way to die, I would recommend trains.
Head ON the track, at least 40 mph, preferably in a remote area at night.
Research the schedules of freight trains, look up local maps of tracks.
Quick, guaranteed, and most companies offer all kinds of goodies for the conductors who go through your death.

You just have to listen to the train's horn. It doubles as a good final measure of your commitment.
Honestly, there is no better method.

>>310085
What about robbing a pharmacy in order to achieve an opioid + benzo overdose? Smashing your head on track sounds quite painful, I imagine the extremely heavy noise before trauma.

>>309327
most common solution is a hotel room. when somebody fails to check out the next day and doesn't answer the door they'll do a wellness check

>>310001
I'm going tomorrow. Haven't left my house in years so I am terrified, but hoping it will get the ball rolling for me to at least leave my house again. I don't have high expectations for it to fix my issue. Sorry I didn't ask earlier but, do you remember what it was exactly that fixed it for you, as in how did they go about removing the wax? I have had non-stop ringing making it incredibly difficult to even get any sleep and I'm scared of the doctor making it worse. Please respond soon if you can. I didn't realize how good I had it until this demonic bullshit overcame me.

>>310152

I have fucked up ear canals, here's some advice.
Once the build-up gets to a certain point you need to go get it extracted by a professional. Call an ENT specialist, explain your predicament then request a vacuum ear-cleaning with your appointment. It's the least physically unpleasant way to have big chunks taken out.
You could also go to one of those small walk-in clinics, explain your problem, and have them flush out your ears with a water pick. It's intense and might leave your ears sore, but goddamn is it worth it. I prefer the vacuum thing, but normally only ENTs have it.
Afterward look into debrox, ask the doctor how often to use it and do it. Sounds like with your level of build-up debrox alone won't help the older, harder bits.
Sorry, Anon. Ear problems are bullshit, hope you find a decent doctor. DO NOT try to extract it yourself at this point, you could puncture your ear drum by shoving the wax plug into it, trust me when I say you really want to avoid that.

i don't have the guts to kms

>>310106
it's nearly impossible to steal narcotics. pharmacies are aware that those drugs are very high theft risks so they're kept in a special safe which has a mandatory timer on it before it opens
if you want opioids so badly you have the balls to fucking rob a store you surely have the balls to just go downtown for 10 minutes and buy some fent

>>310162
I do and I almost attempted last month.
I hope I don't fail my coming attempt.

>>307702
im happy for you that you are this good at running away from the simple things
don't let it backfire

>>307285
going for this too, all information i found suggests a boatload of hangings succeed and it doesnt require much setup
the most fatal type of stroke, the brainstem one, comes from carotid artery blockage and they seem to only really measure the fatality rate through blockages caused by internal complications + medical care and its still up there
to me this suggests that as long as you got a spot you wont be found for a while (personally gonna aim for 24+ hours) there is basically no survival chance
the pain sounds sucky (still worthwhile to read up on and do minor chokes so you dont get caught off guard on what its like) but ofc its real threat is the panic it might induce to save yourself and the chaos that could bring in doesn't sit well with me, i'm still thinking the rest out cuz i'm playing for keeps here

>>307023
not to be mean but i think that if you kill yourself ur a pussy

I think my appointment with death is getting closer. Being a wageslave is the worst that could have happened to me.

i'm too much of a pussy to kill myself
i only fantasize about it

I had a good idea for hanging. If you get a very large plastic bag you could put a noose on your neck, then get inside the bag and tie it above your head around the rope with some zip ties or something. Then you jump off from where you have fastened your rope from. You would probably need to build some sort of platform from a tree with sturdy and high branches with nothing below the branch or branches you are building your platform from. If you look up the proper way to tie the rope and do the proper calculations for the length of the drop for your bodyweight, you should have your neck broken immediately. If not, the noose should be a double tap that ensures you strangulate to death. Then the plastic bag is a triple tap to ensure you won't somehow survive strangulation because you will also suffocate. You can write "DO NOT OPEN, DEAD BODY INSIDE, CALL 911" on the outside of the bag on both sides. This way no one will be traumatized by seeing your body except professionals who have been trained for it and are psychologically ready for it.

I call this masterpiece the triple tap hanging.

>>310275
Also I should add that ideally you would call the police on some sort of recording to tell them where the body is. Give yourself at least an hour to ensure total death. This way no one will find your body other than police. The writing is just a back up in case someone discovers it before then. But I think you can do it somewhere secluded enough and at a time when no one will be around. Most ideally 1 AM or thereabouts on a Tuesday.

>>310275
wait I just realized this is logistically impossible with your hands being inside the bag. Never mind. So much for my genius idea.

>>310249
>>310274
Here we have a great example of the ambivalence of the human mind. Basically this is the essence of any discussion or cultural conflict. Completely incompatible points of view that assume opposite propositions about reality combined with opposing emotional attachments to the thing in question.

>>310249
thats fine, but you only think so because you're too much of a coward to confront your own death at this current time
if you view it a bit more 'flatly', you'll find that life is only a singular question of the process of dying, and in that sense, dying by your own hand is the only pro-active decision you can ever make, versus running around in circles waiting for something to come get you (which summarizes all the rest of being)
whether that means waiting or being pro-active are better than the other i don't necessarily think so, thats just the only difference
you just pick which ever one you're less scared of at the time

anyway >>310210 here
i got me some sturdy rope and some garden scissors that can cut them with some hassle so i am now set to practice
i tried just one knot today (the constrictor knot) and also tested the sturdyness of this steel bar in my bathroom that is at a practical height
it is rather embarrassing to go through all this instead of being more gung ho like it always feels suicidal folk are (though ive never spoken to any directly), and the burning sensation of rope tightening is not pleasant at all
also even in the short moments i spent with the rope around me i learnt that swallowing becomes painful long before its tight enough, so i wonder if continually spitting up your saliva as you go counteracts that a bit
the headache-y feeling of losing blood flow is familiar due to my experience fainting, but i imagine if it accumulates in intensity i'll enter some sort of panic still and i have yet to decide on a way to "cross the point of no return" such that that won't matter
maybe i'm missing something obvious though i will add that the "rope drop" neck break approach frightens me more than suffocation, perhaps irrationally so?

Rina was just too based.

Ok, I only visit Wizchan when I experience a breakdown. The discussion here mentioned trains and it reminded me of Blue Whale challenge. I had Rina in my memories all these years.

There are so many train tracks around here… guess that will be my way to go. This decision calmed me down - knowing I have an exit.

I will try going outside, it's a nice day.

>>310288
we don't post 3dpd here, pidor

>>310290
let's give that retard a chance

>>310288
Do whatever you want but do not post cute succubus pics!

>>310288
oh wow, blast from the past. So many dead people…not all of us made it to this day.
And life goes on…

Such a weird feeling; I don't care, but at the same time it also kind of saddens me. Or rather, it leaves a lasting impression on you mentally, so to speak. I remember I sometimes stumbled upon this guy's youtube
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Kunio_Kun

And now I see that he is dead, died last year or two years ago now.
I did not know the guy personally. But it's still sad. It is hard for me to digest that the person is no more; there's nothing.
Everything is impermanent, I guess; such is life.
Well, at least they're free of all the suffering.

So guys, I'm wondering how viable is the plastic bag method?

Video related https://youtu.be/KuIMmL4cq5c?t=192

At 3:14 in this scene where the dude drops the plastic bag over the guy's head and then zipties it, could it work if one tried to do it to themselves???

>>310351
You would do everything in your power to get it off.

Is suicide by cop a meme? Are there any OTC drugs that actually would kill me? I am in a lot of physical pain and considering my options. Also, do you think there would be anyone willing enough to help me kill myself/do it for me if these aren't feasible options? I know about laying your head on traintracks but for some reason the possibility of it going wrong horrifies me, even though I know that is unlikely. I think it was some story I read a long time ago that put that in my head.

>>310500
>Is suicide by cop a meme?
suicide by cop is possible in the US, if you search police activity on youtube there are many cases
>Are there any OTC drugs that actually would kill me?
great amounts of alcohol is probably the closest you can get, considering you need prescription even for codeine
>I am in a lot of physical pain and considering my options.
have you considered gradual starvation? for example causing a caloric deficit every day until your body shuts down
>Also, do you think there would be anyone willing enough to help me kill myself/do it for me if these aren't feasible options?
killers exist but we don't have connections, there are people willing to murder for very low budgets in east europe
>I know about laying your head on traintracks
jumping from height is more safe and less traumatic

left side of my head hurts a bit, i think i gotta take the practice a bit more seriously consequence-wise
also found some resources that are intended for people that find hanged folk or those in the midst of attempted hanging/asphyxiation, got a few more details of the nature of the injury from that as well as some hints on common setups (they naturally avoid being too descriptive)
im taking it slow since this stuff is scary, next up ill be looking into tourniquet method to secure a knot

its ridiculous in its own right but this is seemingly the only thing i can do to reassure my body and give me a moment's rest, its like it wants me to convince it that i can do this once it comes down to it
ive since spoken to a fellow suicidal person too but he seems more in a ready-to-die state than a wanting-to-die state, enviable but he's a chronic pain case so it makes sense to me
my own confidence in success remains low, thats always been my personality

>>307170
Because I experience no joy, I have no hobbies I have no desires or ambitions I am completely emotionally numb I feel exhausted constantly having to get up and live is just impossible

I'm just going to decapitate myself on train tracks there's a rail line not so far from my house I haven't been outside in months and finding the energy to do it is hard but I'll wall there tomorrow and see if it's possible.

What about slitting your wrist? I like the idea of my mother finding me so maybe she can have some closure I'll just bleed in the bathtub

i hate myself and wish to die. i have no courage though so i'm too scared to end it all. survival instinct etc

>>310575
The survival instinct is by far the biggest hurdle to committing suicide.

I've seen a video of someone just straight up slicing their throat and dying shortly after, and I could never do that. I'd probably cut it abit but then desperately cover it to prevent myself from bleeding out. It's why I legitimately think it's retarded to say that people who commit suicide are cowards. There's nothing cowardly about killing yourself, you're literally doing something that goes against your own instincts, it's honestly an almost divine act of defiance.

I think people who have never had suicidal tendencies just don't understand. People like us are in a tug of war, constantly wishing to die, but never having the full guts to go through with it.

>>310614
Oh wow, you're right. I never thought about that. Yeah, now thinking about that, it does take a fair amount of courage to commit to the suicide. I guess it is a matter of perspective. People try to bend it to fit their narrative or outlook, like "he killed himself, so he is a coward", etc.

>>307310
I agree. I'm terrified of that idea, too. And it's been one of the reasons, why I did not do it so far.

it's been a month since my tinnitus started and it's really loud and feels like it's getting even worse. i know i'm a pathetic faggot for this but its really bad, and my family doesnt care, and ive gone to multiple doctors and they cant do anything. i feel really alone and i want to die but im afraid to kill myself

>>310671
Suicide or get your head checked. I had tinnitus too but it comes in random waves, it is what it is, learn to toughen up from that experience.

>>310685
how long did it take for yours to go away? mine is constant.

>>310689
Couple of days or so. Again it sometimes come back but not as bad, I try to drown out shit with music all the time. I can never live without my phone and headset or i'll be dead already.