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 No.309153[Last 50 Posts]

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.

>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction

https://asoftmurmur.com/

 No.309154

human beings were a mistake. This is why I no longer care when I read on the news that people are dying from hunger, wars, diseases, etc.
They brought this all upon themselves.

 No.309160

Sometimes I wonder if the people here are as stupid as they sound or anonymity and chan culture somehow push people to just blabber whatever nonsense that comes to mind, so you never actually see the reasonable part of the users' personas, just the worse garbage they have to offer. But then again, posting garbage turns the board into garbage, so one has to assume people here are somewhat stupid or in the least their regard for this place is fairly low.

It now came to a point I don't even bother posting anything of consequence because I have no faith in getting a single intelligent response. I'm sure more people feel the same way and this leads to some form of Pygmalion effect, fucking this place up even further.

 No.309161

>>309160
who hurt you, sweetie?

 No.309162

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Boring OP pic probably by the same boring person who made the last thread. If you don't have any personality, any soul, any culture to share, then at least spare us from your left-hemisphere dominant postmodernist brutalism. Wait 2 hours for an actual human to make the thread. Just the number 112 in some bold contrasting font, so tasteless. Could have used a nice nature or animal pic, or a relatable scene of a basement lair, or even something to do with Vault 112 from the Fallout series of videogames. Keep your obsession with numbers in the numbers thread.

>>309160
>"Everyone here is stupid except me. This site doesn't DESERVE to be blessed by my high-quality posts"
>Continues to squeal out a low-quality whine like a dog begging for attention from preoccupied humans

The nonsensical nature of these types of posts is so hard to ignore that It's clear that those who write them are the real idiots. If we're too stupid for you to appreciate our opinions, then you shouldn't care enough what we think about anything, especially ourselves. You're not even advocating for higher quality posts be made but rather just dropping a steamy wet one about how the board is going downhill and it's everyone's fault but yours. But who are YOU? You're Anonymage. We're Anonymage. I'm Anonymage except when I post on the unlisted board that still sets the name to Anonymous. But instead of generalizing by saying "Users won't want to post among low-quality posters", you say "I I don't want to post among LQPs". I, Me, MYSELF. You you you. YOU can shut the up fuck. You recognize the nature of the board as anonymous then focus on yourself as if you're not anonymous, and that your opinions of a higher-being should be preserved. Go to the fap thread if you want to masturbate like this.

 No.309164

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Life is beautifully retarded.

 No.309168

>>309162
Well maybe I should illustrate my point so you won't miss it again. I wrote that after reading >>309154. Now, is that an anon blowing off some steam because he's pissed or is he an idiot? No offense anon.

So if (and I honestly hope it doesn't happen) that anon in the near future finds himself with an inoperable tumor in his brain brought about by gene expression, is he going to say: 'Well deserved, I brought this upon myself.' Does he really believe that? In other words; is he an idiot? Does he really believe people have that power of self-determination to just not get sick or not get caught in bad situations? Did he ever study anything about anything, history, biology, anything? Well, I don't know. His "logic" certainly is absolutely idiotic, but that doesn't make him an idiot. I'm judging an user by a single straw here, but that's not about individual posts but the collection of posts forming a picture of the userbase.

If you stop to analyze his post, you notice he's trying to find a way to justify suffering and more specifically, he's looking for a way to hate people without remorse. He's seeking a way to hate everybody equally and blame the victims for it. That's easier to accept than reality. But is he doing this just to feel good while typing that thought or he really can't see the glaring idiocy of that reasoning? I don't know.

And again, it's not just that post, every other post in wizchan is like that. It's like a well where people come in to empty their bowels on a regular basis. I was never that type of person so I can't see the appeal of blowing off steam online, but maybe that's what this place is.

 No.309170

There’s a boredom, a loneliness, a social isolation unique to the life of real wizards.

It’s something so horrible I wish no man to ever experience this.

Torturous unhappiness that corrodes your present moment no matter what you do.

Everything stays the same regardless of the effort I put in. If I had control over my life then I would be much happier, much peaceful, much forgiving. But for the past 30 years i have not. I can't help but feel angry at my present situation and desiring for a revenge against all human scum.

 No.309173

>>309168
The internet was invented so men could blow off steam from the safety of their basement. Try it some time. Be like Spongebob in the episode where he buts an angry face to wear on his back, but be that all the time. Heck, I think I'm about to blow off some steam too…

Grocery prices are higher than when I was a child

whew lad that felt good. Steam all over my glasses.

 No.309174

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= all of you

 No.309176

>>309173
If what he is doing with those posts is not blowing off steam, then I don't know what is.

 No.309185

I had to bury my cat today
I don’t understand life sometimes
Death is part of it, but this knowledge doesn’t help the pain go away. Sometimes this life feels like a terrible dream…

 No.309186

>>309185
That cat belongs to God now. Unless he done slain 55 Hellrats in his lifetime, to which he'll go down south to become a Hellcat. Hellcats are needed to torture those who are allergic to cat dander for the sin of not returning the shopping cart. It's fine, hell is warm and cozy and there's much meat to eat.

 No.309188

>>309168
>Well deserved, I brought this upon myself.' Does he really believe that?

Certainly. What could you be other than your soul combined with your gene expression? It's a weakness you're tied to, best to admit it, own it and move on. It's your fault because it's your fault, get it?

 No.309190

I should start smoking weed again.

 No.309192

Im going to get drunk… I wish I had something to eat, well, I have things to cook but I'm too lazy at the moment. I just want to get drunk and feel good for a change.

 No.309200

The other day I was thinking what Christmas as a kid in an average US household during the 1970s must've been like.

 No.309202

FACEBOOK?

Moar liek… FUCK face… book…

heh!

 No.309203

I wonder what's harder to withstand … loneliness in the era of internet ? or loneliness in the era of no internet ?

 No.309204

I was thinking of intergalactic telepathy the other day and it blew my mind.

 No.309205

Too ugly to deserve a decent life with dignity.

 No.309206

>>309205
You get a pass if you're really smart. Or rich. Failing those, luck is all you got left and luck and it's not a good thing to depend on.

 No.309208

Oh shit I just noticed that people have actually put in the effort to develop the ideas behind Kardashev scale type IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XX, XL, XC, etc. civilizations.

 No.309209

every day im horny and theres nothin i can do about it even after i fap i get horny again this life is hell masturbation doesnt work anymore

 No.309210

>>309209
I prescribe 5 masturbations per day and have yourself work your way up to 20 masturbations per day until you are completed outmasturbated which probably occurs after your 7,000th masturbation within a year of masturbating 20 times daily

 No.309214

I was watching a movie the other day and then

i died

 No.309217

I want to shoot whoever invented the wheel.

But then I remembered that murder is immoral.

 No.309218

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I think I've finally memorized the periodic table, including all the abridged atomic weights. My favorite one is hydrogen. Most abundant, easiest to remember and the first to be detected in space, that's something.

>>309217
And the guy is probably dead.

 No.309219

Constipation appears to be a partially contributing factor to worsening psychosis.

I know this from present experience.

 No.309223

Multidimensional communication wooo~

 No.309229

Erotically inclined.

 No.309232

The other day I was thinking about how mind-blowing it is that actors can act in fantasy and science fiction.

 No.309234

Have you ever tried a new pair of pants in the changing room at a store and wondered if somebody else with a real nasty pinworm infection had also just tried those pants and then a pinworm crawled into your butthole?

 No.309235

My supposedly “best years” of my life were spent always alone standing on the sidelines while everyone else was out socializing, having fun, meeting new people, traveling, etc. I never felt like my time was running out, ever. But now I do and I feel a pressure for having done things differently.

 No.309237

Homosexuality is gay and for those of the queer persuasion.

 No.309238

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Gonna order some replacement pads for my Earphones. Old ass MPOW 059 but still works as a charm so it would be a waste to throw it away cause the pads wore out.

 No.309239

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Dudes… can you imagine a meteorite crashing through your roof and cracking your skull wide open? Can you imagine it not instantly killing you, but leaving you in pain for a few minutes, immobile, before finally dying? Can you? Can you imagine?

It could even happen… right NOW!

 No.309241

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For a long time I assumed that Los Angeles used to be a desert. But now I know that it was chaparral. Perhaps closer to a dry swampland.

 No.309275

Is it a good idea for a wiz to buy pepper spray?

 No.309278

>>309275
Do you want to work as a security guard and does the job require it? Then sure.

 No.309283

Purge, maim, kill?

 No.309288

Nautical twilight begins now!

 No.309289

Oh fuck now I can't even listen to classical music without feeling like a serial killer.

 No.309303

>>309275
Depends on country/local carry options and what the primary use of the spray is.

Honestly for most people I would recommend a bright quick access flashlight instead since it can be carried in nonpermissive envionments and you are more likely to get use from it in your day to day life, and thus be more likely to actually regularly carry it in a way that it can be quickly accessed.

Don't get me wrong. A good OC pepper spray is pretty good in ideal situations. But it has a lot of limiting factors and down sides that have to be taken account of when choosing to carry it. Especially if it's your primary self defense weapon instead of just one of a few options.

When I used to carry it, I mainly carried it for dealing with animals/dogs though. It's good against humans some of the time but it's super effective against most animals most of the time.

 No.309306


 No.309311

>>309174
lol, this is a pretty good criticism of so many people I see on social media, including 4chins. Makes me think of those like on /ck/ "I tried to make truffle and onion soup for my family's movie night and they told me to just get a pizza, barbarians!". Guess this is why echo chambers are so popular these days. I actively make sure I am not like this, but I do still slip into it.

>>309203
Definitely in the era of no internet. With the internet you have socialization, even here, there's a community for everything. And even without social media, you still have a mass of free entertainment at your fingertips from vidya to reading to distract you.

>>309218
But can you sing the song?

>>309232
I always wonder if they mock the whole concept of the fantasy they are acting in or do they take it seriously so they can act better? Like I know the likes of Harrison Ford, Alec Guinness and James Spader it was just a job and they don't give a shit about the setting or the lore, but then you have others like a few in LotR that would study the book and the lore to give a better performance.

>>309289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgq3OTSRVBc
I can just imagine some Tom and Jerry style scenario where you are tip-toeing from lamppost to lamppost to the time of the music.

 No.309312

A scar, eh!? Meaningless conjecture! Or is it!? Only time will tell…!

 No.309314

I just noticed how relatively new The Simpsons still was when I lost interest in it. I think I'd just started high school when I stopped watching The Simpsons like in 2002. By the time The Simpsons Movie came out; I'd pretty much lost all interest. I first watched the movie on Disney+ earlier this year and found it to be a bit mediocre, and I remembered that the movie had actually come out in 2007 (I was thinking that it came out a bit later like in 2009, 2010, or 2011). Damn. The Simpsons was only in its 12th or 13th season in 2002. Now it's in its 34th or 35th.

 No.309316

FUCKING CHILLY TODAY

 No.309321

>>309316
That's the way, aha aha, I like it, aha aha.

 No.309323

>>309321
Yes the feeling of a cold breeze is quite interesting and provides me with fascinating nostalgia for the autumn and winter months of previous years but with my hallucinations–the nostalgia that I once felt pleasant–no longer is the same.

 No.309326

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Whoa hey I just noticed that in the Back to the Future television series they actually travelled back to 3,000,000 years into the past but in the video game they only went as far back as like 1876.

 No.309331

I am… Sofa King…!

We!

Todd!

Ed!

Say it loud, say it proud!

 No.309332

>when the voices in my head make fun of me for listening to Coldplay

 No.309333

You ever wonder what's going on in Japan right now? Like imagine yourself floating over Tokyo? You hover over a residential area and you decide to pick a home at random to see what day-to-day life of the average Japanese person must be like.

 No.309337

tried signing into gmail today and they made me resend a code to my hold ass hotmail account
now i have to go into my almost 10 year old phone and find a code in the google manager app thing

jesus fucking christ what happened

 No.309339

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You best check thyself before thy rekt thyself!

 No.309340

Simulation 2023 appears to be… ending!

Long live simulation 2024!

 No.309343

8,074,113,615 enemies!

RARARARARARA

 No.309345

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It's my first day!

 No.309346

I bought one of those clicky mechanical keyboards after the ghosts broke my other keyboard and my spare keyboard. It clicks, I hope it's ghost proof and their ectoplasm won't get all in it. I will see. The clickiness I guess I know why people like it now, I think.

 No.309347

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You bastards! All you had to do was let me get my diploma over six years ago!

 No.309348

I dunno' how it happened but this bed somehow managed to get lumpier than my last one.

 No.309349

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Scratch that!

Reverse it.

 No.309352

I was watching Spanish-language TV and I noticed how they sometimes pick some of the most random songs to play for some of the most random shit. Like they decide to play "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay for some dating show. Isn't Viva La Vida about Napoleon Bonaparte? Emberassing!

 No.309353

>>309352
coldplay is literally normalnigger music not surprise it gets played everywhere for whatever reasons.

 No.309357

Why do vikings get glorified so often, anyway? Weren't they barbarians? Why not the goths or the huns?

 No.309358

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I used to think that the Hollywood Hills were part of the Rocky Mountains or Sierra Nevada. Turns out that the Hollywood and Beverly Hills are actually part of the Santa Monica Mountains which are part of the Transverse Ranges.

 No.309359

You ever wonder what school is like for generation alpha nowadays?

 No.309360

>>309359
Don't go down the rabbit hole of just how awful and sexual school is for kids born after 2010. The only way to crawl out of it with anything short of blind rage is if you were culturally, religiosly raised to hail the mental and physical suffering of small children as an afront to everything you consider evil.

We read of wizards' storoes about how uncomfortable school was for them in the 90s and pre-2010s.. Young adults in 10 years will be writing books about how their kindergarten teacher alone fucked them up beyond repair simy by following curriculum.

 No.309361

>>309360
Any examples of how sexually weird things are getting nowadays? Anything worse than this:

https://www.cnn.com/2013/02/07/health/church-preschool-child-development/index.html

I'd like to compare and contrast how things are now with how things were in the 1980s and 1990s:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day-care_sex-abuse_hysteria

 No.309362

>>309361
Your first trusted sources are CNN and Wikipedia so there is absolutely fuck all reason to entertain you.

 No.309363

>>309362
I said to post examples, damn you!

 No.309364

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>go to dollar general for dorito and monster_energy
>wearing band shirt of a band i like and have a shirt of
>cashier succ asks about band
>just tell her they're good and from around here
>she tells me the name of band she likes and is also from around here
>say i'll check it out
>she said they're on facebookso naturally im not really gonna check em out
>go back later for more dorito
>she finds me shaking and shivering in the cleaning goods aisle (different story)
>asks if i checked out band
>say aahh naah its like as soon as i got home i totally drew a blank on the name but i checked the metal archives for bands ftom around here and found this other one haahaha
>she writes the name of the band on a sticky note and tells me to check them out again
>i lose the note


cant go back to dallor general …

 No.309365

Damn the selection process

 No.309366

>>309360
>>309361
Kids have always been sexual and violent. They have always been exposed to sex, violence. So absurd that people cant accept this is aprt of reality - it is normal. >>309361

 No.309367

>>309366
State-mandated child abuse isn't normal you fucking moron

 No.309368

The one constant in my life has been teenage succubi laughing at me. Every time they come near me they giggle amongst themselves.

Does this happen to everyone? No matter my age they've always found my existence funny. I think it's because I'm an autistic doofus who doesn't want to notice them sexually but inevitably does.

 No.309369

>>309368
Teenage succubi giggle a lot. How do you know they are giggling at you?

 No.309370

>>309369
Because they're all chatting, then one says "hold on", they walk past me really close in a group while I try not to look at them, and the second they pass they all burst into laughter.

 No.309371

>>309370
Maybe you should look at them to see what they are doing

 No.309373

>>309368
females hate wizards and they are subhuman scum. I used to get laughed a lot and you can't hit them or say anything back because there's always one white knight NIGGER who will come to their defense.

 No.309374

>>309368
There was nothing more dehumanizing in my life than having an older sister who would constantly bring her friends over, and having them just stare and giggle at me like I'm some slime creature.

 No.309375

if you hold left click on youtube video, just hold it down, a thing pops up saying "2x >>" and it speeds up the video. when you release left click it goes away and resumes playing normal speed… have and of you guys known about this?

 No.309378

>>309375
I used the hotkey instead.

 No.309381

youre a fucking pig
youre a fucking cop

 No.309383

I was going to make a joke here but I changed my mind

 No.309384

You ever feel as if every joke ever has already been made?

Why bother?

 No.309385

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You ever notice how you could walk westward for two to four hours starting from Hollywood boulevard and Vine street and end up walking through three different cities (Los Angeles, West Hollywood, Beverly Hills, and eventually back to Los Angeles on the other side of Beverly Hills) and you'd probably never realize that you left the city of Los Angeles? And that Hollywood itself isn't even actually its own city but more like a district or neighborhood of Los Angeles, while West Hollywood actually is its own city? Then you have East Hollywood, North Hollywood, and Hollywood Hills which I think are also districts or neighborhoods of Los Angeles, but then you have South Hollywood which doesn't appear to be officially recognized by anyone but a handful of residents that live there? Also: West Hollywood is still considered a city within Los Angeles county.

 No.309389

I have a theory that Naruto ripped off Harry Potter and I'm sticking with it!

 No.309390

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I was watching Chucky the other day and they got an 11-year-old succubus to use the word "fuck" and it made me wanna' hear more 11-year-old succubi use the word "fuck".

 No.309391

We've achieved zero discussion. It's just one bot puffing air to himself now.

 No.309392

>>309385
>You ever notice
No, because we're wizards, not Californians. If you're the kind of person who enjoys walking through L.A in any capacity then you really need to find adifferent community to worm your way in to.

 No.309393

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It saddens me to see that most advice dished out by laypeople basically coalesces into some variation of pic related which would appear to be becoming increasingly applicable to not just actors but everyone.

 No.309394

>>309391
It's one miserable nigger from discord who is using this thread and others to blog about inane shit.
>>309393
>>309390
This isn't your personal blog where you can post celebrity gossip and boring normalfaggot daily life. Go back to discord, preferably, Kill yourself. You're the most annoying nigger who kills all discussion.

 No.309395

>>309394
>You're the most annoying nigger who kills all discussion.
There was a discussion in this thread?

 No.309397

>>309395
newfag nigger wants a lopsided crawl thread where he just brainfarts and talks to himself.

Lurk more, you faggot.

 No.309401

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>>309397
Perhaps penises are more to your liking.

 No.309402

Some millenial content creators talk about how millenials are geting their lives started late and blame it on the economy. I am a millennial and I am pretty damn sure that all of those same normies were partying hard af in their 20s. The media pushed crazy parties and wild sex pretty hard during those years. You went to college to party and have crazy sex. Afterwards you just fuck everyone like crazy like they are a main character in sex in the city. A lot of people simply worked to pay rent and buy drugs. Economy caused you to start your life late my ass.

I have no idea what zoomers in their 20s are doing, but they sure as shit aren't partying as hard as millennials did.

 No.309405

>>309402
I'm 25. I don't do shit.

 No.309406

>>309402
What I remember about college in the late-2000s is me dropping out of high school in 2006 and watching a few 4channers mock students in places like USC and UCLA or whatever because of the large sums of money the students had to pay and then you had a few students like that Korean guy at VTECH and Elliot Rodger shoot up their schools.

 No.309407

cousin, his wife and 2 kids, my aunt and uncle… all visiting for a few days

this wiz is over stimulated and tomorrow we got a big ass jew thanksgiving thing we will all go to, be ause their house is huge. i need alcohol to handle this uggggggghhhh

 No.309408

>>309401
>penises haha you like penises
You're also underage no wonder. Kill yourself. Wizchan will be better without zoomer kids from discord like you who shit up every thread.

 No.309409

>>309403
it is, females want even the lowest of the low males to care about the world and muh society so they can provide for them be it through the services they offer, taxxing or now modern day simping.
Succubi will always be pro society, pro natalism, and live to protect their narcissistic necessities despite the suffering of other males.

 No.309410

The neighbor's AC unit is making an awful fucking noise outside my window, and they're probably out of town for Thanksgiving.

 No.309411

>>309410
Pee in it coward

 No.309412

>>309411
If I'm at home next door, why can't I just use a glass of water?

 No.309414

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Brief energy surge ITT

 No.309415

>>309414
back to discord with your reddit reaction images, nigger.

 No.309416

>>309415
Are all of you on discord, or something? That would explain why this web site is so slow. It reminds me of krautchan in a way because they have this little chat room thing that they use more frequently than the actual imageboard itself.

 No.309421

when did this site get so slow? 3 years ago it was much faster.

 No.309422

>>309421
Too many faggots made discussion her not worth the time, every time I post there’s an 80% chance itll just be met with some non-sequitur that might as well have been written by an AI.

 No.309423

>>309422
I'm here to engage in meaningful and respectful conversations, and I believe everyone deserves to be treated with dignity and kindness. If you have any questions or topics you'd like to discuss, I'm here to help. Let's focus on creating a positive and constructive dialogue.

 No.309424

>>309423
Why shouldn't I kill myself? Really think about it before replying.

 No.309428

>>309424
Because some poor janny would need to clean up your blood and poo from the sidewalk

 No.309429

>>309422
Have you ever been to Home Depot?

 No.309430

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only friendolds will understand

 No.309431

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The mangoes, Arthur.

You just gotta' have faith!

 No.309433

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Grand Theft Auto: Vice City was released in 2002 but set in 1986!

If they made that game today it would be set in 2007!

 No.309434

I think the world would be a better place if there were no children around. I mean, think about it: you wake up one day–and all the children are gone! What then, huh? Mattel goes out of business?

 No.309436

>>309434
A world without children is a world without a future.
It is a world of hopelessness and decay.
It is a world of the not yet dead but dying.

Such a world would be one of slow horror and doom as everything eventually falls apart.

 No.309437

>>309436
But what about the animals' children? What of them, huh? You ever thought about how much happier they and their descendants will be long after humans have gone?

 No.309438

>>309437
The billions of farm animals who will starve or be prey to the visious wilds instead of living a comfortable and cared for life?
The rodents and scavengers who for generations found plenty in our refuse and overproduction?
Of the millions of animals who were companions to humans and lived lives of privilege, like family to those humans?

Oh, there would be much death and suffering for the lower animals too.
While some may survive nature is a much harsher bitch then the cultivating hand of humanity.

 No.309439

>>309438
Oh, sure. Things would be devastating in the short-term. But in the long-term? On a geologic time scale? Over millions of years? I'd love to see what the descendants of humanity's many creations–products of thousands of years of breeding and decades of genetic modification–might be up to.

 No.309440

>>309439
You would be very very very dead.
So you wouldn't see shit.

 No.309441

>>309440
With temporal remote viewing, Anonymage

anything!

(anything)

 No.309443

I miss my mother. I mean, she's right next to me watching TV right now, but I miss her.

 No.309446

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rawr!

 No.309448

Oh shit! I just realized that I'm the same age my brother was in 2007 (35) when we were watching a recorded episode of I Love the '80s on his Tivo and he got upset because they showed what a 1980s celebrity looked like in the 2000s and so my brother paused the episode, looked at me, and said, "oh my god. That guy is my age. Is that what I look like now?"

I think my brother was drunk.

 No.309456

https://bechdeltest.com/

only watch movies scoring 0/3 on the bechdel test

 No.309458

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Hey do you think that dogs can be pedophiles? Asking for a friend hahaha

 No.309459

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>when I become the anime succubus

 No.309461

Driiiiink yooooour COOOOVIIIIIID

 No.309466

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>he actually watches anime!

 No.309467

I calculate that one or two new films get made by every country every day of every year since films have been around which means that there must be anywhere from 9,000,000 to 24,000,000 films in the world right now!

 No.309472

You ever wonder what it's like to be Julia Butters? You think her parents spank her?

 No.309473

These gosh darn fellers sure darn tootin' believe that they can cure ALL mental illness! But then I does wonder: what in tarnation have them cityslickers been doin' this whole time that mental illness remains?

 No.309474

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Why'd you need another ape on a keyboard when you already had over 5,000,000,000 other apes on keyboards, anyway?

 No.309475

Shit, man. That guy. That one guy. He got hit by a train. You ever wonder why that is?

 No.309476

If it really is just one schizo posting all of these disconnect posts, it would be cool if they were cracked down on

 No.309477

>>309476
Thanfully they mostly keep it contained to the crawl thread that has not partiular topic.

Though usually the abyss is preferred for posting random nonsense brainfarts.

 No.309479

>>309476
You fellas should get the Anti-Schizo Police to crack down on the schizoposting!

 No.309487

"ever insane outburst" they said back then!

Shit I think I was walking around Downtown at the time.

Hey so what's the deal now?

 No.309488

Any Korean wizards here? I'm not Korean but I was just channel surfing on my TV and caught the Korean-language channel and wondered what it's like.

 No.309489

I made this joke before!

 No.309524

Accidentally poured some superglue on my tshirt. This stuff started heating up nearly burning me, and then it started smoking as I saw it hardening across the pool, and then it made a patch so brittle it just fell apart. Pretty much burned a hole through my tshirt, felt like a cartoon. Never had that happen before.

>Applying cyanoacrylate to some natural materials such as cotton (jeans, cotton swabs, cotton balls, and certain yarns or fabrics), or leather or wool results in a powerful, rapid, exothermic reaction. This reaction also occurs with fiberglass and carbon fiber. The heat released may cause serious burns[33] or release irritating white smoke. Material safety data sheets for cyanoacrylate instruct users not to wear cotton (jeans) or wool clothing, especially cotton gloves, when applying or handling cyanoacrylates.

 No.309556

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 No.309616

>>309524
Superglues are scary. I had the same experience as you trying to fix some pants and it just melted the stretch fibers. Plastic modelling glue is an acid that burns so hot it melts the pieces together, like welding. breathing in the fumes does equal bracrabl damage to drinking mercury.

It's really fun to glue coins to things though and having people try to pick them up

 No.309625

god damn. the captcha thing got rid of my post when i completed it

 No.309626

>>309616
that's not a good description of superglue. the reaction with cotton is different from how it is used as a glue

superglue is just a regular plastic resin that polymerizes in the presence of water. this is exothermic and it gives off heat. it does not typically weld stuff together, and this is not how it adheres stuff, unless maybe the plastic is weak to high temperatures and it gets really hot. it is a purely mechanical bond in most cases and as such it's quite bad for very smooth surfaces

normal plastic glues are typically just that plastic dissolved into a solvent which forms a goopy mass which will dissolve and fuse two plastics together as the solvent dries

superglue is just the resin. no solvent. it doesn't dissolve or melt, it just polymerizes rapidly into a solid form. you can use a solvent on the dried polymerized superglue to create a conventional glue, or to dissolve it, to remove it, etc. but that isnt what we call superglue

 No.309627

hi i'm new here idfk what this website is for

 No.309629

>>309626
>this is exothermic and it gives off heat
which melts the plastic, fusing them pieces
boring post!!!

 No.309630

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tfw the little sister comes a knockin but the piss bottles been leakin!!!

 No.309631

>>309627
I don't even know myself

 No.309642

>>309629
no, because you can use it between two sheets of glass for example. there is no melting going on. you can use it on high temp thermoset or cured plastics and it also wont melt them but still adheres

 No.309644

>>309642
thanks for proving my point

 No.309646

>>309364
i've never had a long conversation with a store employee before. you must be a wizchad.

 No.309647

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>>309646
>wizchad

<<< this is me
she was ether building up to earn a referral bonus from the voluntary euthanasia clinic or she thought i was a depressed hobo who could benefit from the uplifting lyrical grace of the local numetalcore garage band.

 No.309648

>>309644
you're not dumb for not knowing, and i'm not smart for knowing any of this. but responding like that is kinda dumb

 No.309656


 No.309661

Whenever I play vidya, try to study something, or just do anything, I get this voice in my head pestering me with bad thoughts. Very bad thoughts, my wizzies.

It's getting tiring, I want it to shut up.

On a side note, I made a strange dream today. I tried to befriend a succubus who had a hard time playing MGS Snake Eater and I was rudelessly told to go away … It shattered me and I stayed in a corner, all by myself and depressed.

 No.309662

Had to take the day off work because I am 80% sure I have food poisoning.

Can't really think of what I ate that would have caused it though. Been feeling not great since yesterday, but definitely in the worst of it now.

 No.309663

>>309661
TBH if someone was trying to backseat game me I would have " rudelessly told them to go away" too. That shit is beyond annoying. Figuring things out and getting better is part of the fun part of games.

 No.309664

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 No.309665

>>309153
Currently struggling trying to allign an image with text in html.
This feels discouraging but you don't know what you don't know.

 No.309666

>>309665
I think it's one of those things that most people do with CSS so it takes a bit of digging and trial and error to do it with raw html.

It's been a long time for me so I have no practical advice. But I am certain it's possible to do basically manually by defining position based on px.

 No.309681

>>309663
>>309664
but .. but … but I did not backseat.
I wanted to talk about the MGS universe.

 No.309683

>>309665
I started learning css like two weeks ago and haven't touch it ever since. It's a fucking slog like everything else in life.

 No.309738

>>309153
Brought some things using my Credit Card for my mom. Just want it to have some movement before I can request for a credit increase in February or March

 No.309782

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Please consider getting to bed a little earlier tonight, wizards. A bit of extra sleep today could result in a bunch of extra smiles tomorrow. You will never regret being just a little bit better rested.

 No.309912

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Curled up under a blanket, in front of a laptop, typing mean things on internet forums while refreshing my email for communications from social assistance is a feel i've felt like 4 times n my life.

it's cozy. This time I will try hard to make the neetbux last longly.


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