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 No.309153[Last 50 Posts]

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.

>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction



human beings were a mistake. This is why I no longer care when I read on the news that people are dying from hunger, wars, diseases, etc.
They brought this all upon themselves.


Sometimes I wonder if the people here are as stupid as they sound or anonymity and chan culture somehow push people to just blabber whatever nonsense that comes to mind, so you never actually see the reasonable part of the users' personas, just the worse garbage they have to offer. But then again, posting garbage turns the board into garbage, so one has to assume people here are somewhat stupid or in the least their regard for this place is fairly low.

It now came to a point I don't even bother posting anything of consequence because I have no faith in getting a single intelligent response. I'm sure more people feel the same way and this leads to some form of Pygmalion effect, fucking this place up even further.


who hurt you, sweetie?


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Boring OP pic probably by the same boring person who made the last thread. If you don't have any personality, any soul, any culture to share, then at least spare us from your left-hemisphere dominant postmodernist brutalism. Wait 2 hours for an actual human to make the thread. Just the number 112 in some bold contrasting font, so tasteless. Could have used a nice nature or animal pic, or a relatable scene of a basement lair, or even something to do with Vault 112 from the Fallout series of videogames. Keep your obsession with numbers in the numbers thread.

>"Everyone here is stupid except me. This site doesn't DESERVE to be blessed by my high-quality posts"
>Continues to squeal out a low-quality whine like a dog begging for attention from preoccupied humans

The nonsensical nature of these types of posts is so hard to ignore that It's clear that those who write them are the real idiots. If we're too stupid for you to appreciate our opinions, then you shouldn't care enough what we think about anything, especially ourselves. You're not even advocating for higher quality posts be made but rather just dropping a steamy wet one about how the board is going downhill and it's everyone's fault but yours. But who are YOU? You're Anonymage. We're Anonymage. I'm Anonymage except when I post on the unlisted board that still sets the name to Anonymous. But instead of generalizing by saying "Users won't want to post among low-quality posters", you say "I I don't want to post among LQPs". I, Me, MYSELF. You you you. YOU can shut the up fuck. You recognize the nature of the board as anonymous then focus on yourself as if you're not anonymous, and that your opinions of a higher-being should be preserved. Go to the fap thread if you want to masturbate like this.


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Life is beautifully retarded.


Well maybe I should illustrate my point so you won't miss it again. I wrote that after reading >>309154. Now, is that an anon blowing off some steam because he's pissed or is he an idiot? No offense anon.

So if (and I honestly hope it doesn't happen) that anon in the near future finds himself with an inoperable tumor in his brain brought about by gene expression, is he going to say: 'Well deserved, I brought this upon myself.' Does he really believe that? In other words; is he an idiot? Does he really believe people have that power of self-determination to just not get sick or not get caught in bad situations? Did he ever study anything about anything, history, biology, anything? Well, I don't know. His "logic" certainly is absolutely idiotic, but that doesn't make him an idiot. I'm judging an user by a single straw here, but that's not about individual posts but the collection of posts forming a picture of the userbase.

If you stop to analyze his post, you notice he's trying to find a way to justify suffering and more specifically, he's looking for a way to hate people without remorse. He's seeking a way to hate everybody equally and blame the victims for it. That's easier to accept than reality. But is he doing this just to feel good while typing that thought or he really can't see the glaring idiocy of that reasoning? I don't know.

And again, it's not just that post, every other post in wizchan is like that. It's like a well where people come in to empty their bowels on a regular basis. I was never that type of person so I can't see the appeal of blowing off steam online, but maybe that's what this place is.


There’s a boredom, a loneliness, a social isolation unique to the life of real wizards.

It’s something so horrible I wish no man to ever experience this.

Torturous unhappiness that corrodes your present moment no matter what you do.

Everything stays the same regardless of the effort I put in. If I had control over my life then I would be much happier, much peaceful, much forgiving. But for the past 30 years i have not. I can't help but feel angry at my present situation and desiring for a revenge against all human scum.


The internet was invented so men could blow off steam from the safety of their basement. Try it some time. Be like Spongebob in the episode where he buts an angry face to wear on his back, but be that all the time. Heck, I think I'm about to blow off some steam too…

Grocery prices are higher than when I was a child

whew lad that felt good. Steam all over my glasses.


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= all of you


If what he is doing with those posts is not blowing off steam, then I don't know what is.


I had to bury my cat today
I don’t understand life sometimes
Death is part of it, but this knowledge doesn’t help the pain go away. Sometimes this life feels like a terrible dream…


That cat belongs to God now. Unless he done slain 55 Hellrats in his lifetime, to which he'll go down south to become a Hellcat. Hellcats are needed to torture those who are allergic to cat dander for the sin of not returning the shopping cart. It's fine, hell is warm and cozy and there's much meat to eat.


>Well deserved, I brought this upon myself.' Does he really believe that?

Certainly. What could you be other than your soul combined with your gene expression? It's a weakness you're tied to, best to admit it, own it and move on. It's your fault because it's your fault, get it?


I should start smoking weed again.


Im going to get drunk… I wish I had something to eat, well, I have things to cook but I'm too lazy at the moment. I just want to get drunk and feel good for a change.


The other day I was thinking what Christmas as a kid in an average US household during the 1970s must've been like.



Moar liek… FUCK face… book…



I wonder what's harder to withstand … loneliness in the era of internet ? or loneliness in the era of no internet ?


I was thinking of intergalactic telepathy the other day and it blew my mind.


Too ugly to deserve a decent life with dignity.


You get a pass if you're really smart. Or rich. Failing those, luck is all you got left and luck and it's not a good thing to depend on.


Oh shit I just noticed that people have actually put in the effort to develop the ideas behind Kardashev scale type IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XX, XL, XC, etc. civilizations.


every day im horny and theres nothin i can do about it even after i fap i get horny again this life is hell masturbation doesnt work anymore


I prescribe 5 masturbations per day and have yourself work your way up to 20 masturbations per day until you are completed outmasturbated which probably occurs after your 7,000th masturbation within a year of masturbating 20 times daily


I was watching a movie the other day and then

i died


I want to shoot whoever invented the wheel.

But then I remembered that murder is immoral.


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I think I've finally memorized the periodic table, including all the abridged atomic weights. My favorite one is hydrogen. Most abundant, easiest to remember and the first to be detected in space, that's something.

And the guy is probably dead.


Constipation appears to be a partially contributing factor to worsening psychosis.

I know this from present experience.


Multidimensional communication wooo~


Erotically inclined.


The other day I was thinking about how mind-blowing it is that actors can act in fantasy and science fiction.


Have you ever tried a new pair of pants in the changing room at a store and wondered if somebody else with a real nasty pinworm infection had also just tried those pants and then a pinworm crawled into your butthole?


My supposedly “best years” of my life were spent always alone standing on the sidelines while everyone else was out socializing, having fun, meeting new people, traveling, etc. I never felt like my time was running out, ever. But now I do and I feel a pressure for having done things differently.


Homosexuality is gay and for those of the queer persuasion.


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Gonna order some replacement pads for my Earphones. Old ass MPOW 059 but still works as a charm so it would be a waste to throw it away cause the pads wore out.


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Dudes… can you imagine a meteorite crashing through your roof and cracking your skull wide open? Can you imagine it not instantly killing you, but leaving you in pain for a few minutes, immobile, before finally dying? Can you? Can you imagine?

It could even happen… right NOW!


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For a long time I assumed that Los Angeles used to be a desert. But now I know that it was chaparral. Perhaps closer to a dry swampland.


Is it a good idea for a wiz to buy pepper spray?


Do you want to work as a security guard and does the job require it? Then sure.


Purge, maim, kill?


Nautical twilight begins now!


Oh fuck now I can't even listen to classical music without feeling like a serial killer.


Depends on country/local carry options and what the primary use of the spray is.

Honestly for most people I would recommend a bright quick access flashlight instead since it can be carried in nonpermissive envionments and you are more likely to get use from it in your day to day life, and thus be more likely to actually regularly carry it in a way that it can be quickly accessed.

Don't get me wrong. A good OC pepper spray is pretty good in ideal situations. But it has a lot of limiting factors and down sides that have to be taken account of when choosing to carry it. Especially if it's your primary self defense weapon instead of just one of a few options.

When I used to carry it, I mainly carried it for dealing with animals/dogs though. It's good against humans some of the time but it's super effective against most animals most of the time.



lol, this is a pretty good criticism of so many people I see on social media, including 4chins. Makes me think of those like on /ck/ "I tried to make truffle and onion soup for my family's movie night and they told me to just get a pizza, barbarians!". Guess this is why echo chambers are so popular these days. I actively make sure I am not like this, but I do still slip into it.

Definitely in the era of no internet. With the internet you have socialization, even here, there's a community for everything. And even without social media, you still have a mass of free entertainment at your fingertips from vidya to reading to distract you.

But can you sing the song?

I always wonder if they mock the whole concept of the fantasy they are acting in or do they take it seriously so they can act better? Like I know the likes of Harrison Ford, Alec Guinness and James Spader it was just a job and they don't give a shit about the setting or the lore, but then you have others like a few in LotR that would study the book and the lore to give a better performance.

I can just imagine some Tom and Jerry style scenario where you are tip-toeing from lamppost to lamppost to the time of the music.


A scar, eh!? Meaningless conjecture! Or is it!? Only time will tell…!


I just noticed how relatively new The Simpsons still was when I lost interest in it. I think I'd just started high school when I stopped watching The Simpsons like in 2002. By the time The Simpsons Movie came out; I'd pretty much lost all interest. I first watched the movie on Disney+ earlier this year and found it to be a bit mediocre, and I remembered that the movie had actually come out in 2007 (I was thinking that it came out a bit later like in 2009, 2010, or 2011). Damn. The Simpsons was only in its 12th or 13th season in 2002. Now it's in its 34th or 35th.




That's the way, aha aha, I like it, aha aha.


Yes the feeling of a cold breeze is quite interesting and provides me with fascinating nostalgia for the autumn and winter months of previous years but with my hallucinations–the nostalgia that I once felt pleasant–no longer is the same.


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Whoa hey I just noticed that in the Back to the Future television series they actually travelled back to 3,000,000 years into the past but in the video game they only went as far back as like 1876.


I am… Sofa King…!




Say it loud, say it proud!


>when the voices in my head make fun of me for listening to Coldplay


You ever wonder what's going on in Japan right now? Like imagine yourself floating over Tokyo? You hover over a residential area and you decide to pick a home at random to see what day-to-day life of the average Japanese person must be like.


tried signing into gmail today and they made me resend a code to my hold ass hotmail account
now i have to go into my almost 10 year old phone and find a code in the google manager app thing

jesus fucking christ what happened


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You best check thyself before thy rekt thyself!


Simulation 2023 appears to be… ending!

Long live simulation 2024!


8,074,113,615 enemies!



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It's my first day!


I bought one of those clicky mechanical keyboards after the ghosts broke my other keyboard and my spare keyboard. It clicks, I hope it's ghost proof and their ectoplasm won't get all in it. I will see. The clickiness I guess I know why people like it now, I think.


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You bastards! All you had to do was let me get my diploma over six years ago!


I dunno' how it happened but this bed somehow managed to get lumpier than my last one.


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Scratch that!

Reverse it.


I was watching Spanish-language TV and I noticed how they sometimes pick some of the most random songs to play for some of the most random shit. Like they decide to play "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay for some dating show. Isn't Viva La Vida about Napoleon Bonaparte? Emberassing!


coldplay is literally normalnigger music not surprise it gets played everywhere for whatever reasons.


Why do vikings get glorified so often, anyway? Weren't they barbarians? Why not the goths or the huns?


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I used to think that the Hollywood Hills were part of the Rocky Mountains or Sierra Nevada. Turns out that the Hollywood and Beverly Hills are actually part of the Santa Monica Mountains which are part of the Transverse Ranges.


You ever wonder what school is like for generation alpha nowadays?


Don't go down the rabbit hole of just how awful and sexual school is for kids born after 2010. The only way to crawl out of it with anything short of blind rage is if you were culturally, religiosly raised to hail the mental and physical suffering of small children as an afront to everything you consider evil.

We read of wizards' storoes about how uncomfortable school was for them in the 90s and pre-2010s.. Young adults in 10 years will be writing books about how their kindergarten teacher alone fucked them up beyond repair simy by following curriculum.


Any examples of how sexually weird things are getting nowadays? Anything worse than this:


I'd like to compare and contrast how things are now with how things were in the 1980s and 1990s:



Your first trusted sources are CNN and Wikipedia so there is absolutely fuck all reason to entertain you.


I said to post examples, damn you!


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>go to dollar general for dorito and monster_energy
>wearing band shirt of a band i like and have a shirt of
>cashier succ asks about band
>just tell her they're good and from around here
>she tells me the name of band she likes and is also from around here
>say i'll check it out
>she said they're on facebookso naturally im not really gonna check em out
>go back later for more dorito
>she finds me shaking and shivering in the cleaning goods aisle (different story)
>asks if i checked out band
>say aahh naah its like as soon as i got home i totally drew a blank on the name but i checked the metal archives for bands ftom around here and found this other one haahaha
>she writes the name of the band on a sticky note and tells me to check them out again
>i lose the note

cant go back to dallor general …


Damn the selection process


Kids have always been sexual and violent. They have always been exposed to sex, violence. So absurd that people cant accept this is aprt of reality - it is normal. >>309361


State-mandated child abuse isn't normal you fucking moron


The one constant in my life has been teenage succubi laughing at me. Every time they come near me they giggle amongst themselves.

Does this happen to everyone? No matter my age they've always found my existence funny. I think it's because I'm an autistic doofus who doesn't want to notice them sexually but inevitably does.


Teenage succubi giggle a lot. How do you know they are giggling at you?


Because they're all chatting, then one says "hold on", they walk past me really close in a group while I try not to look at them, and the second they pass they all burst into laughter.


Maybe you should look at them to see what they are doing


females hate wizards and they are subhuman scum. I used to get laughed a lot and you can't hit them or say anything back because there's always one white knight NIGGER who will come to their defense.


There was nothing more dehumanizing in my life than having an older sister who would constantly bring her friends over, and having them just stare and giggle at me like I'm some slime creature.


if you hold left click on youtube video, just hold it down, a thing pops up saying "2x >>" and it speeds up the video. when you release left click it goes away and resumes playing normal speed… have and of you guys known about this?


I used the hotkey instead.


youre a fucking pig
youre a fucking cop


I was going to make a joke here but I changed my mind


You ever feel as if every joke ever has already been made?

Why bother?


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You ever notice how you could walk westward for two to four hours starting from Hollywood boulevard and Vine street and end up walking through three different cities (Los Angeles, West Hollywood, Beverly Hills, and eventually back to Los Angeles on the other side of Beverly Hills) and you'd probably never realize that you left the city of Los Angeles? And that Hollywood itself isn't even actually its own city but more like a district or neighborhood of Los Angeles, while West Hollywood actually is its own city? Then you have East Hollywood, North Hollywood, and Hollywood Hills which I think are also districts or neighborhoods of Los Angeles, but then you have South Hollywood which doesn't appear to be officially recognized by anyone but a handful of residents that live there? Also: West Hollywood is still considered a city within Los Angeles county.


I have a theory that Naruto ripped off Harry Potter and I'm sticking with it!


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I was watching Chucky the other day and they got an 11-year-old succubus to use the word "fuck" and it made me wanna' hear more 11-year-old succubi use the word "fuck".


We've achieved zero discussion. It's just one bot puffing air to himself now.


>You ever notice
No, because we're wizards, not Californians. If you're the kind of person who enjoys walking through L.A in any capacity then you really need to find adifferent community to worm your way in to.


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It saddens me to see that most advice dished out by laypeople basically coalesces into some variation of pic related which would appear to be becoming increasingly applicable to not just actors but everyone.


It's one miserable nigger from discord who is using this thread and others to blog about inane shit.
This isn't your personal blog where you can post celebrity gossip and boring normalfaggot daily life. Go back to discord, preferably, Kill yourself. You're the most annoying nigger who kills all discussion.


>You're the most annoying nigger who kills all discussion.
There was a discussion in this thread?


newfag nigger wants a lopsided crawl thread where he just brainfarts and talks to himself.

Lurk more, you faggot.


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Perhaps penises are more to your liking.


Some millenial content creators talk about how millenials are geting their lives started late and blame it on the economy. I am a millennial and I am pretty damn sure that all of those same normies were partying hard af in their 20s. The media pushed crazy parties and wild sex pretty hard during those years. You went to college to party and have crazy sex. Afterwards you just fuck everyone like crazy like they are a main character in sex in the city. A lot of people simply worked to pay rent and buy drugs. Economy caused you to start your life late my ass.

I have no idea what zoomers in their 20s are doing, but they sure as shit aren't partying as hard as millennials did.


I'm 25. I don't do shit.


What I remember about college in the late-2000s is me dropping out of high school in 2006 and watching a few 4channers mock students in places like USC and UCLA or whatever because of the large sums of money the students had to pay and then you had a few students like that Korean guy at VTECH and Elliot Rodger shoot up their schools.


cousin, his wife and 2 kids, my aunt and uncle… all visiting for a few days

this wiz is over stimulated and tomorrow we got a big ass jew thanksgiving thing we will all go to, be ause their house is huge. i need alcohol to handle this uggggggghhhh


>penises haha you like penises
You're also underage no wonder. Kill yourself. Wizchan will be better without zoomer kids from discord like you who shit up every thread.


it is, females want even the lowest of the low males to care about the world and muh society so they can provide for them be it through the services they offer, taxxing or now modern day simping.
Succubi will always be pro society, pro natalism, and live to protect their narcissistic necessities despite the suffering of other males.


The neighbor's AC unit is making an awful fucking noise outside my window, and they're probably out of town for Thanksgiving.


Pee in it coward


If I'm at home next door, why can't I just use a glass of water?


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Brief energy surge ITT


back to discord with your reddit reaction images, nigger.


Are all of you on discord, or something? That would explain why this web site is so slow. It reminds me of krautchan in a way because they have this little chat room thing that they use more frequently than the actual imageboard itself.


when did this site get so slow? 3 years ago it was much faster.


Too many faggots made discussion her not worth the time, every time I post there’s an 80% chance itll just be met with some non-sequitur that might as well have been written by an AI.


I'm here to engage in meaningful and respectful conversations, and I believe everyone deserves to be treated with dignity and kindness. If you have any questions or topics you'd like to discuss, I'm here to help. Let's focus on creating a positive and constructive dialogue.


Why shouldn't I kill myself? Really think about it before replying.


Because some poor janny would need to clean up your blood and poo from the sidewalk


Have you ever been to Home Depot?


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only friendolds will understand


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The mangoes, Arthur.

You just gotta' have faith!


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Grand Theft Auto: Vice City was released in 2002 but set in 1986!

If they made that game today it would be set in 2007!


I think the world would be a better place if there were no children around. I mean, think about it: you wake up one day–and all the children are gone! What then, huh? Mattel goes out of business?


A world without children is a world without a future.
It is a world of hopelessness and decay.
It is a world of the not yet dead but dying.

Such a world would be one of slow horror and doom as everything eventually falls apart.


But what about the animals' children? What of them, huh? You ever thought about how much happier they and their descendants will be long after humans have gone?


The billions of farm animals who will starve or be prey to the visious wilds instead of living a comfortable and cared for life?
The rodents and scavengers who for generations found plenty in our refuse and overproduction?
Of the millions of animals who were companions to humans and lived lives of privilege, like family to those humans?

Oh, there would be much death and suffering for the lower animals too.
While some may survive nature is a much harsher bitch then the cultivating hand of humanity.


Oh, sure. Things would be devastating in the short-term. But in the long-term? On a geologic time scale? Over millions of years? I'd love to see what the descendants of humanity's many creations–products of thousands of years of breeding and decades of genetic modification–might be up to.


You would be very very very dead.
So you wouldn't see shit.


With temporal remote viewing, Anonymage




I miss my mother. I mean, she's right next to me watching TV right now, but I miss her.


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Oh shit! I just realized that I'm the same age my brother was in 2007 (35) when we were watching a recorded episode of I Love the '80s on his Tivo and he got upset because they showed what a 1980s celebrity looked like in the 2000s and so my brother paused the episode, looked at me, and said, "oh my god. That guy is my age. Is that what I look like now?"

I think my brother was drunk.



only watch movies scoring 0/3 on the bechdel test


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Hey do you think that dogs can be pedophiles? Asking for a friend hahaha


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>when I become the anime succubus


Driiiiink yooooour COOOOVIIIIIID


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>he actually watches anime!


I calculate that one or two new films get made by every country every day of every year since films have been around which means that there must be anywhere from 9,000,000 to 24,000,000 films in the world right now!


You ever wonder what it's like to be Julia Butters? You think her parents spank her?


These gosh darn fellers sure darn tootin' believe that they can cure ALL mental illness! But then I does wonder: what in tarnation have them cityslickers been doin' this whole time that mental illness remains?


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Why'd you need another ape on a keyboard when you already had over 5,000,000,000 other apes on keyboards, anyway?


Shit, man. That guy. That one guy. He got hit by a train. You ever wonder why that is?


If it really is just one schizo posting all of these disconnect posts, it would be cool if they were cracked down on


Thanfully they mostly keep it contained to the crawl thread that has not partiular topic.

Though usually the abyss is preferred for posting random nonsense brainfarts.


You fellas should get the Anti-Schizo Police to crack down on the schizoposting!


"ever insane outburst" they said back then!

Shit I think I was walking around Downtown at the time.

Hey so what's the deal now?


Any Korean wizards here? I'm not Korean but I was just channel surfing on my TV and caught the Korean-language channel and wondered what it's like.


I made this joke before!


Accidentally poured some superglue on my tshirt. This stuff started heating up nearly burning me, and then it started smoking as I saw it hardening across the pool, and then it made a patch so brittle it just fell apart. Pretty much burned a hole through my tshirt, felt like a cartoon. Never had that happen before.

>Applying cyanoacrylate to some natural materials such as cotton (jeans, cotton swabs, cotton balls, and certain yarns or fabrics), or leather or wool results in a powerful, rapid, exothermic reaction. This reaction also occurs with fiberglass and carbon fiber. The heat released may cause serious burns[33] or release irritating white smoke. Material safety data sheets for cyanoacrylate instruct users not to wear cotton (jeans) or wool clothing, especially cotton gloves, when applying or handling cyanoacrylates.


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Superglues are scary. I had the same experience as you trying to fix some pants and it just melted the stretch fibers. Plastic modelling glue is an acid that burns so hot it melts the pieces together, like welding. breathing in the fumes does equal bracrabl damage to drinking mercury.

It's really fun to glue coins to things though and having people try to pick them up


god damn. the captcha thing got rid of my post when i completed it


that's not a good description of superglue. the reaction with cotton is different from how it is used as a glue

superglue is just a regular plastic resin that polymerizes in the presence of water. this is exothermic and it gives off heat. it does not typically weld stuff together, and this is not how it adheres stuff, unless maybe the plastic is weak to high temperatures and it gets really hot. it is a purely mechanical bond in most cases and as such it's quite bad for very smooth surfaces

normal plastic glues are typically just that plastic dissolved into a solvent which forms a goopy mass which will dissolve and fuse two plastics together as the solvent dries

superglue is just the resin. no solvent. it doesn't dissolve or melt, it just polymerizes rapidly into a solid form. you can use a solvent on the dried polymerized superglue to create a conventional glue, or to dissolve it, to remove it, etc. but that isnt what we call superglue


hi i'm new here idfk what this website is for


>this is exothermic and it gives off heat
which melts the plastic, fusing them pieces
boring post!!!


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tfw the little sister comes a knockin but the piss bottles been leakin!!!


I don't even know myself


no, because you can use it between two sheets of glass for example. there is no melting going on. you can use it on high temp thermoset or cured plastics and it also wont melt them but still adheres


thanks for proving my point


i've never had a long conversation with a store employee before. you must be a wizchad.


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<<< this is me
she was ether building up to earn a referral bonus from the voluntary euthanasia clinic or she thought i was a depressed hobo who could benefit from the uplifting lyrical grace of the local numetalcore garage band.


you're not dumb for not knowing, and i'm not smart for knowing any of this. but responding like that is kinda dumb



Whenever I play vidya, try to study something, or just do anything, I get this voice in my head pestering me with bad thoughts. Very bad thoughts, my wizzies.

It's getting tiring, I want it to shut up.

On a side note, I made a strange dream today. I tried to befriend a succubus who had a hard time playing MGS Snake Eater and I was rudelessly told to go away … It shattered me and I stayed in a corner, all by myself and depressed.


Had to take the day off work because I am 80% sure I have food poisoning.

Can't really think of what I ate that would have caused it though. Been feeling not great since yesterday, but definitely in the worst of it now.


TBH if someone was trying to backseat game me I would have " rudelessly told them to go away" too. That shit is beyond annoying. Figuring things out and getting better is part of the fun part of games.


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Currently struggling trying to allign an image with text in html.
This feels discouraging but you don't know what you don't know.


I think it's one of those things that most people do with CSS so it takes a bit of digging and trial and error to do it with raw html.

It's been a long time for me so I have no practical advice. But I am certain it's possible to do basically manually by defining position based on px.


but .. but … but I did not backseat.
I wanted to talk about the MGS universe.


I started learning css like two weeks ago and haven't touch it ever since. It's a fucking slog like everything else in life.


Brought some things using my Credit Card for my mom. Just want it to have some movement before I can request for a credit increase in February or March


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Please consider getting to bed a little earlier tonight, wizards. A bit of extra sleep today could result in a bunch of extra smiles tomorrow. You will never regret being just a little bit better rested.


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Curled up under a blanket, in front of a laptop, typing mean things on internet forums while refreshing my email for communications from social assistance is a feel i've felt like 4 times n my life.

it's cozy. This time I will try hard to make the neetbux last longly.


Someone explain to me, without ambiguities, what a "crab" and "crabbing" is please.


crab = involuntary celibate


and crabbing refers to the crawl thread being slow like a crab due to involuntary celibates(crabs) being at the club


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Bing AI thing

>Black metal album cover art featuring a silhouette of a dark wizard in large pointy hat looking onwards towards a distant dark castle with a cute anime witch kid succubus flying above, scuff marks and scan artifacts

p. badass tbh


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>Black metal album cover art featuring a silhouette of a dark wizard in large pointy hat browsing an Imageboard on a vintage CRT desktop PC, with a crab on the desk holding a smoky tobacco pipe, scuff marks and scan artifacts

literally me


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Last one

>Black metal album cover art featuring a silhouette of a dark wizard in large pointy hat, with the hat belt being a belt of bullets, who is a glowing skeleton with black void eye holes, pointing an airsoft blaster at the viewer, scuff marks and scan artifacts

hell yyeah


I like how it gave six fingers to the left hand of the skeleton with the Star Wars blaster.


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It's funny how you can bypass ChatGPT copyright filters by just saying "a character like", and "similar in style to the anime :". A character "like" sonic looks exactly like sonic, how devious.
The prompt chatgpt generated for dalle :
>"A large, plump wizard with a long, flowing beard and a grand, ornate robe stands in a mystical chamber, gazing intently into a glowing, magical orb. Inside the orb is a distinct anime-style character, reminiscent of Rei Ayanami from Evangelion, with short blue hair and a tranquil expression, wearing a sleek, futuristic outfit. The room is dimly lit with candles and ancient runes, creating a magical, mysterious atmosphere. The wizard's staff leans against a nearby table, brimming with old books and mystical artifacts."


faggots on social media apps with chats shouldn't even come here.




I’m not sure what you mean by “with chats”.


I've been watching documentaries on Youtube about North Korea all day and am now feeling disappointed by the lack of similar documentaries about Cuba, Vietnam, Cambodia, and Laos. VICE has like 20 videos about North Korea. Perhaps I'm not looking hard enough.


Are chatrooms even still a thing the young people use outside of shit like discord?

If you mean discord just say discord.



Good stuff. I was hoping to find something more serious like what Cuban politics is like since Fidel's brother Raul was replaced, but day-to-day life stuff like video gaming is cool too.


i am making money with ebay once more

taxes be damned!!!


I think we should invade North Korea.

Who's with me!?



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Here is a rare image of a small bird species resembling one that I once owned roughly 25 years ago.

This is quite a rare find!


After something like 20 years; I've decided to watch a new episode of The Simpsons! Episode 22 of season 34! I'm 8 minutes into it and it's weird as hell! Homer is using an iPhone or something!


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I went outside the other day and noticed that there seemed to be pretty much zero zoomer kids with this broccoli haircut. Most of the kids still had that "rocker" look that was also commonplace in the early-2000s. I haven't seen any greasers in high schools since, like, 2002, though.


I wonder if the internet memes made people selfconcious of these kind of hairstyles.


I hope so, it was a dumb hair style. Much like some of the dumb hair of the 80s.
I will be glad if it doesn't stick around.


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As science falls out of favor–a new method to study and perceive reality shall appear! One that adheres neither to science, nor religion, nor any philosophical school of thought!

It shall be known as, "desfargety"!


>your attention to detail is impeccable!
>your attention to detail is impeccable!
>your attention to detail is impeccable!
The timing is impeccable!


I will probably waste the rest of this afternoon watching Youtube videos of natural disasters and accidents.

…and it's all your fault!


>…and it's all your fault!


who b u


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For some reason eating Gas-X tablets gets me all nostalgic for playing Final Fantasy XIV in late-2017.


Ah, nightfall. The Sun will be setting in about an hour.

I used to really enjoy this time, ya' know. The nights, rather. For a brief period in between, say, June 3rd of 2006 and January 14th of 2007. That was my comfy spot. Just getting up to go visit my father who was gambling with his friends at 2 AM. Or my cousins who were playing an MMO or something at 4 AM. Returning home sometime around sunrise to play some more video games for a few more hours before falling asleep around noon. Waking up sometime in the middle of the night to download the newest episode of Stargate SG-1. Good times!


are we now wizardchan.net? cool!


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So I'm thinking of shaving my head again. I haven't done so in more than a year. I used to think nothing felt better than a freshly shorn scalp. Perhaps I'll have that liberating feeling again? I don't know but it's an urge lately


I have 2 hairstyles: unkept and shaved. I tried this new fade cut… looks ok but it's not for me. Also, I've seen seven samurai recently, man what a blast.



No idea if they're wizards or not, but they certainly suit the archetype.


My cat loves me so much


It is funny because my mother feeds her and gives her treats. She just loves me :) I clean her litter boxes but I don’t think that is a determining factor hmmmm




Hey, you ever wonder if a wizard is capable of committing murder?


Remember when bot posts in forums used to be barely coherent? Like they were written by some schizophrenic Nigerian prince?


heh heh



Oh fuck I don't think the Gas-X tablets are doing me good. They seem to be interacting poorly with other medications I'm taking. This didn't happen before.



i sometimes get a pins and needles feeling in my legs at night when im sleeping

certain spots feel itchy and like they are being stabbed, very weird. it's like actual pinpoint spots

even weirder is that somehow my brain has associated it with ghosts so when it happens, my dreams get hijacked and things move around like a poltergeist

eventually the feeling wakes me up and i have to shake and rub my legs. sometimes my legs went out of blanket and were simply cold and it led to that feeling

anyone else have it? i dont dream of spooky things normally, it's basically exclusively from this pins and needles feeling every 3 or 4 months or so


I invented Hitler.


If you've never been to SeaWorld you don't know SHIT about video games!


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This wizard took a 3 hour round walk to the bank to put in some bux so he could buy more heavy metal CDs. Cock-suck bankers lock the door to the teller machine room (so hobo's don't make a ho out of it), but there's a drive-thru teller machine that's always on. The touch screen wasn't working on the lower third of it so there was no way to hit "deposit" and all the physical buttons did nothing. This angered the wizard, so he punched it and gave it the middlest of fingers.

On the way back the wizard had to blast ass hard and he did just that right in the sand next to some picnic benches. a spiky plant almost stole my mana. The wizard wiped with a paper coffee cup. The roar of the ocean waves masked his grumbles. The dark of night veiled his wide, sinister smile.

He found a cool ass driftwood stick on the walk back and wrote racist things in the sand with it.


Top ten countries I'd like to move to before this century is over:

#1). Canada
#2). New Zealand
#3). Australia
#4). United Kingdom
#5). France
#6). Cuba
#7). Russia
#8). China
#9). Antarctica
#10). Mexico

Now go watch a movie!


The demiurge is tormenting me again. He keeps planting thoughts inside my head moments before they manifest in the real world.


This happens to me on a regular basis and I'm tired of it being called "meaningful coincidence" and "synchroncity" you're absolutely right, we're being fucked with here and second-guessing our own sanity.


that place is disgusting


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>Bank denied credit card limit extension from 100 bucks to 300
Bitch I've been using this card since I was 15.


Yes but I've been wanting to visit Paris ever since I played Twisted Metal 2.


no air conditioning
rude and mean locals
lice and bedbugs
annoying tourists
annoying ware hawkers

the art and history can be experienced remotely thank god


Went to my city's flea market today, used to go often when I was a NEET for cheap videogames. Feels like they got stuck in the PS3/360/Wii era, the newest console I saw was a vanilla PS4. I did saw some PS5 controllers tho.


I see how it is!


The big flea market in my county used to be great for old games. I got some good N64 games in 2010 for $15 each and they had refurbished labels. Just some neckbeard at the back with his little booth. Then there was this Indian family sellling new boxxed copies of old PC games like RCT2 and all of Sid Meier's games, in the classic big full color boxes with all the manuals. Apparently those games are still big in India and Asia for their low specs but the packaging isn't at all different from the US versions.


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I am attempting the bank again. it's daylight, so the night of cover won't be able to shit my hide.

I depart


I love flea markets. Too bad the one that used to be near me was torn down for a cardhouse.


>Scroll to New posts
Was this always here?


Because (((you)))) keep bumping it


Sister uploaded a video of her dog losing his virginity in the family chat. Dont know why she thought people would like to see that.


Tobacco is the only OTC anxiety medication.

People set low expectations for animal behavior but still say "Oh, they're so great." A dog commits rape and aggravated assault.



Kek, thanks for linking such an unbiased source


I couldn't find a source but it's pretty well known that stimulants particularly of which nicotine is one have a particular curve where there's a peak and then if you increase dosage you get more anxiety which reduces performance.


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APOD today is pretty great.


Tobacco isnt exactly a 'stimulant' though


nicotine is 100% classed correctly as a stimulant.
Tobacco's active chemical is nicotine.
What the fuck are you talking about dude?


Nicotine's also metabolized so rapidly that it can be hard to get anxiety from it. You can get nauseated though.


A neverending struggle against dust, that's the meaning of life.


I can't believe it's gonna be 2024
Human lives are so short


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It's so wonderful how one thing we can always count on is the passage of years. Humans are so blessed to be able to experience the changing of seasons so many times in our lives.


For some reason I had a very vivid dream about the French having some instant teleportation travel system. Me travelling on it and so on. I kept on waking up through the night and being confused if France really had one, somehow convincing myself they did, sometimes thinking how it makes no sense. when I woke up proper I had to check on the computer if they did.
Weird, or maybe the future is transmitting to me


The French Canadians seem to have a way of instantly teleporting fine cheese in to my cart whenever I'm at the grocery store.


It's christmas eve already what the fuck


I was on 4chan and some posts really feel like made up by bots

Think about it, wizards. Why would you try to make a low effort funny comment or make that same old remark or share the same meme that's been posted a thousand times and isn't really funny at all.

But then I remember that's how many normal people socialize. So maybe they are not bots, they are actual people trying to be funny, some succeed and get many replies others just stay there with zero yous

at least some people actually help me with recommendations, so I am thankful for them.


imageboards sucks, it's better to read a book or watch a movie
it's all trolling and personal attacks, memes, and meta talking


merry happy holidays ho ho ho


this looks fun


Man, that ep must have been like 15 years ago at least.


Merry Christmas everyone. Hope everyone has an enjoyable day, however you spend the day.


You ever notice how a lot of songs have lyrics that don't make any sense?
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Think about it!
the more you know


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I wanna' make an animated .gif like this but with hot pockets dancing in the background instead of gorillas but I dunno' how to make animated .gifs

don't read this btw


Beer and a soft drink really work together. If you quaff some beer and immediately take a sip of pepsi the sweet wash off the bitterness from the tongue and it's quite pleasant.


I've finally done it.

I've finally watched every single video on Youtube.


>go back to sleep after waking up because I slept too little
>wakes up the second time sleeping too much


I'm impressed


I'm sitting here with my thumb up my ass so I decided to crunch some numbers and I think I can actually get you to watch every single video on YouTube. Now, prepare yourself, this is not going to be easy on you.

First we'll have to book a flight to Kolkata, India. This city is the home of a science themed park called Science City. They have the densest pixel per inch, hemispherical screen currently in operation according to Wikipedia. There are a number of screens that are larger or more pixel dense out there, but they're either spherical, making it impossible for you to look at all the pixels at once from a single direction, or they're very long, going well beyond your peripheral vision, making it impossible for you see all the pixels without turning your head.

A hemispherical screen on the other hand is perfect because we can compact a lot of information in a single direction, and even concentrating a lot of content at a single, central point, perfect for a vision with good depth perception, which happens to be the case for human vision.

Now, the screen in Science City is 15,360 × 8,640 pixels. Basic math allow us to know we can have 432 SD videos on screen using the 480p, 4:3 format for that amount of pixels with perfect pixel parity. We'll place you on the best seat in the house, so you'll be able to have 432 YouTube videos on your field of vision at all times.

YouTube has approximately 3.86 billion uploaded videos as of 2023 and 100,000 videos are uploaded every hour. In order to make sure you can watch videos faster than they're uploaded I developed a tight but humanly possible watching schedule. You'll be watching videos 8 hours a day at a 3x3x2 routine. 3 hours of watching after breakfast, 3 after lunch and 2 more before going to bed. It's going to take some discipline.

You'll be watching one second of every single video. That's 25920 videos per minute, 1,555,200 videos per hour, 12,441,600 per day. To catch up with the 3.86 billion videos we'll need 311 days, approximately 10 months and 10 days.

The problem is people are still uploading videos while you watch the uploaded catalogue. By the time you finish watching all the videos uploaded by the point you began watching them, 744 million new videos would have been uploaded. It's not a problem because I made sure you can watch faster than it's uploaded but it will take you an extra 6 days to catch up, bumping the total time to 317 days.

I hope you like Indian food anon, we'll be in Kolkata for a while.


Isn't there 100 hours of new content being upload every second? Can you let me borrow your time machine for a bit?

Speaking of YT, there a few channels I only watch once a year around the Christmas/NY week due to their slow uploading, but even so, it is pathetic that soviet womble has only uploaded a few videos and oversimplified has not uploaded anything at all.


Going to sleep now. Hope my parents die. erase that. Hope every human dies.

The older I get, the more I understand that we are an accursed species. I can still have a good time but I am not going to ignore and make facetiouus remarks about life. Human life is a mistake:

Females are children. Men are beastly goblins.
They reproduce
bound the children to a wheel suffering

it will never be right, no matter what they do or say
no matter what race or culture

a baseline for a good life is meaningless
things are never good enough because people are problematic
society is


Nonstick is a scam. Just use oil. Oil being labeled as unhealthy is all part of the scam. It adds calories, sure, but the small amount it adds is so small that it doesn't matter to anyone who isn't trying to min-max their diet.


Your nihilism is a cult, a religion that should stay out of the Crawl Thread.


My reaction when mom asks me to take out the trash mid-gaming session.


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I've been drinking Pepsi for the past week or so and I'm beginning to think it tastes better than Coke.


Coker Coler, Bepis… It's all just a poor imitation RC Cola.


I've had those moments, but I always come back to old faithful (Coke Zero).


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I would love to try some RC but never found for sale, I'll keep an eye for it.
For cola based soda I usually go back to Coke zero myself but Pepsi was on sale and I got a bunch of it. I had completely forgot the taste, it's not bad at all. I got a few Schweppes as well.

I would love to try some Sarsaparilla but again I've never found it for sale. Best soda I've ever tasted is probably Chinotto but that stuff is prohibitively expensive around here.


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I've never seen RC Cola, but a random store in my country decided to import a load of Faygo cola from the USA. I only hear people mocking it because of Insane Clown Posse, but I got it, and it was pretty good!
They stopped selling it though. I'd always wanted to try it though and it was cool.


I'd love to try the original root beer made using the banned root bark of the sassafras tree Sassafras albidum or the vine of Smilax ornata (known as sarsaparilla, also used to make a soft drink, sarsaparilla) as the primary flavor.


Tired of human scum.


That's nice, I enjoy tasting different soft drinks, it's like a poor's man wine tasting.
I was surprised to read Sassafras based sodas are incredibly popular in Asia.


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The internet is dead and I don't even care at this point.


// the only thing better than dying right now would be to see all of [internet] die first


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Every community I participated in is dead. Every forum, imageboard, gaming group. Dissolved, dead, gone. The only good thing about the internet now is the piracy and perhaps protopod and accursed farms on youtube but that's old stuff, relics, I don't care much about them anyway. On the other hand I don't actually miss anything, fuck it I say.


Did you kill them all?


I want to buy all the DLC for stellaris but I can't decide how to do it. I already got the game for free on GOG and GOG is discounting quite a few of the DLC, but not all of them. The other DLC are available discounted from various stores, no one has them all, but they are all for the steam version which I would have to buy the base game for. I feel like buying the steam version is probably the better call because there are more sales available from more places more often with the steam version but something about buying a game that I already own is grating on me. I hope I don't procrastinate too long and miss out on all the sales again like a dumbass.



Saw a squished red shouldered hawk in the road today which was sad, but then when I got home I saw a Merlin sitting right outside my window. It's the first Merlin I've ever seen.


In the past, I could search for a book on my public library's online catalog, and usually, SOMEWHERE in the county, a library would have a copy.
Nowadays it seems like I can never find any of the books I want. At least, not physical copies. My only choices seem to always just be e-books.

If I wanted an e-book I'd probably just pirate it and not have to go through the library's hoops…


Why you want a physical copy? You have to go get it and then go back there again to return it, seems like a hassle.


>You have to go get it and then go back there again to return it, seems like a hassle.

It is adventure. It is exercise. It is a human experience.


I just prefer reading from physical books. I guess I never adjusted to reading books on a screen. I don't enjoy it.
I guess this is true, too, since I have no other reasons for venturing out into the world.

And this reminds me of another library-related woe of mine! Long ago, books from libraries had a little card in the back of the book. This card would be stamped or handwritten with dates from when the book was checked out. I always got some small pleasure from looking at these after checking out a book. I like seeing how people before me, from decades ago, read the same book.
But nowadays, I never see these cards anymore. I guess because they just don't need to do that anymore. But I miss it.


I used to check the cards inside those book pocket things myself. I don't miss the old system though, to be able to simply download a book from home within the minute is just too convenient. I collected books from my teens to my mid 20s, had about 800 at one point. Got rid of them all eventually. I do kinda miss reading in a library though, when you're in a public space intended for reading the atmosphere somehow helps you shift into focus.


Soda and some ice-cream, checking out some odd documentaries to watch. Good year's end.


Woke up from a 12 hours sleep. I'll never have a normal sleep schedule.


2024 is the year of the virgin
Just you wait


i often wonder whether investment advice from online people works

so i think about scraping the advice from twitter posts for example and retroactively simulating a purchase, and holding it for a day, week, month, year, etc, to see if the advice was any good or not

this would be a program, not me doing it manually. when it has analyzed a bunch of stuff, you can score the accuracy of every person giving investment advice

i think in many cases there is probably very good short term gain, likely because these famous people simply mentioning things itself can trigger others to buy, but the long term gain for this specific kind of person's advice is probably bad. more likely the best kind of advice-giver that would be found is some autistic guy that does actual research and has found a way to make predictions, but why would such a person be posting on twitter?

i'm sure the resulting twitter accounts must be bizarre, probably a good majority are just bots


New year, new toothbrush. What an exciting life I lead.


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dad got drunk and said he'd buy me a sick gaming pc with the money he got from selling a $40k c-can tiny home he got for free


To play what?


Garry's Mod and Roblox… I want to do video editing too and record a Let's play of Skyrim


Well, I just went ahead and actually shaved. I'm going to make sure to do this for the rest of my life. I am renouncing the hair on my body


I literally shaved my head a couple of times, as in with a razor but it just takes so damn long to get it done right. It's not an easy thing to do at all. Now I just use a trimmer with no guards, gets the job done in 4 minutes.


>Now I just use a trimmer with no guards, gets the job done in 4 minutes.
I use the shortest guard. I find it takes a lot of energy still, and it's hard to do around the ears and neck because im afraid of cutting myself. Maybe ill try with no guard


Do you visit other online communities other than wizchan?


will i get paid for doing your survey?


Feels like the only thing decent left to do in this world is to find a corner to hide and have some ice cream. Jesus fucking Christ.


I am not comfortable with swearing in public, never have been. Never really got why people do it so often in their ordinary language, and especially around children, it's just vulgar and makes you sound immature.


>Get cosy, put on LotR, enjoy ice cream
>Go to beach on a weekday, listen to the waves, enjoy ice cream
>Do a hard day's work in the garden or DIY at the height of summer, take a shower and put on clean clothes, get an ice cream and relax enjoying the fruits of your labour

Sounds good.


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and cherries for dinner.


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I used the soft murmur app on my phone and it was functioning perfectly. Then me dumbass updated it, and now they want a registration and monthly subscription. I would have paid for it once, but I don't want to register. Is there an open source alternative that doesn't require an internet connection or subscription? Even if I pay once for an alternative app, it could be all made worse with just one update when you don't expect it.

Best example is Poweramp, I really like V2, but V3 changed the GUI to the worse (as most "new" versions of any program today) - but at least I can always download V2 in the forum and it works with my license.

Any recommendations? It should be a simple apk download.
Sry for that stupid question, I'm not really up to date with all the phone stuff and sometimes I even don't care about new developements in tech at all … It seems that even on PC many "programs" are now getting the "app" mode, with subscription models, cloud and whatever.

Oh, this site now requires google captcha. Sad, how things are going.


>Oh, this site now requires google captcha. Sad, how things are going.
How is that sad?)


Don't eat the seeds (They's cyanide!!!!!)!!!


They're hard as rocks, can't imagine someone chewing on those.


One would, of course, have to be schizophrenic to think captcha is inconvenient or to distrust Google.


>you have everything that could make you a credit to human society
Why would I ever want to be a credit to something that expects me to be useful to it while at the same time sees nothing wrong with treating me as a buffoon? I'd rather leech it and damage it the most possibile. Fuck you, human society.

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