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The Coug Anonymage 04/10/24 (Wed) 22:53:12 No.312161

How do I fend off these bulbous projections in the wild when they come upon my camp whilst asleep and innawoods

what means of weapon would I present to deter and defeat the eternal coug who stalks wizzurds in their dwellings amidst the bush that is both lawful and robust yet also capable of being used multiple times an evening over a longish trip inna the woods

Anonymage 04/11/24 (Thu) 02:57:09 No.312165

cats are harmless

Anonymage 04/11/24 (Thu) 03:58:23 No.312168

>>312165
cats are coming to eat me while I sleep wistfully

they come up to your bivy at night and begin to rub it hoping to find a secret nugget of flesh inside and isolate their kill

Anonymage 04/12/24 (Fri) 01:30:28 No.312178

>>312165
jaguars are harmless, cougars are only mostly harmless.

Anonymage 04/12/24 (Fri) 01:31:43 No.312179

big cats will hear a human snoring and creep in the opposite direction for miles

Anonymage 04/20/24 (Sat) 21:24:42 No.312365

>>312161
Poisonous darts are needed. Be sure no one watches you.

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