No.320774
I couldn't upload attachments for some reason.
No.320775
If I were a crab, I'd nip at little succubi's toes at the beach!
SNIP SNAP haha take that, loli!! hahaha snip snip snip
No.320776
>>320775>If I were a crab, I'd nip at little succubi's toes at the beach!Cope. You wouldn't make it out of the bucket.
No.320799
>>320793>Why are there so many crab posts here in the last couple days?You're probably that guy who got banned for crab posting. A lot of users got banned for equating between wizards and crabs.
The OP seems to be trying to define them to help "othering" them from here but I stand to be corrected.
No.320996
They defend the first meaning of the word very aggressively on all platforms, almost like it's sacred.
"crab" ends when it is properly defined.
No.321005
crabs won
No.321008
>>321005>crabs wonNot if everyone knows what it is.
I heard exposing "crab" for what it is, is a fun troll.
No.321012
>>320773>Is "crabism" a religion?They call being validated by a succubus "ascension" so it pretty much is.
They literally worship succubi.
No.321044
>>321025>Another triggered crab trying to discredit OPLet it go.
No.321149
>>320776context: crab bucket theory
No.321208
No. And the reason is simple, contained within the text first of United Nations Resolutions 96.
>Genocide is a denial of the right of existence of entire human groups, as homicide is the denial of the right to live of individual human beings; such denial of the right of existence shocks the conscience of mankind, results in great losses to humanity in the form of cultural and other contributions represented by these human groups, and is contrary to moral law and to the spirit and aims of the United Nations. Many instances of such crimes of genocide have occurred when racial, religious, political and other groups have been destroyed, entirely or in part. The punishment of the crime of genocide is a matter of international concern. The General Assembly, therefore, Affirms that genocide is a crime under international law which the civilized world condemns, and for the commission of which principals and accomplices whether private individuals, public officials or statesmen, and whether the crime is committed on religious, racial, political or any other grounds - are punishable.
–and then in United Nations resolution 260
>In the present Convention, genocide means any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such:
>(a) Killing members of the group;
(this is the only one that normalfags conventionally recognize)
>(b) Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;
>(c) Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;
>(d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;
>(e) Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.
There is not one single human female on the surface of the entire planet Earth who does not will nor intend to by political measures enact some combination of B, C, and D upon the demographic group in question. Some of the less vindictive womyn state an intention of executing this through state policies involving perpetrating genodical action example E.
Therefore, since it is important to the United Nations that we avoid referring to womyn as willful genocidaires, it is critically necessary that crabs be NEITHER a POLITICAL nor a RELIGIOUS affiliation.
No.321213
>>321208Are crabs trying to replace the gap left by religion with the crab cult and identity?
There are many cults that are not recognised as religion. Some do not want to be recognised as existing "religions".
No.321225
>>321221It's not the only thing.
crabs assert
"crabdom is a state and not an ideology or a movement" like it's a cult doctrine and create an entire language to build a worldview based on involuntary celibacy. succubi can't of course be involuntarily celibate according to them - being a succubus is heaven and being with one is "ascension". Some of them even transmaxx to become succubi.
But… the word is only a definition, invented in 1997. They're cultish in how they identify with and protect the meaning of the word.
The identity, beliefs and community replaces religion for Gen Z.
In that context, you get the repurposed meme.
No.321376
>>321025>>320793>touristsSpeak for yourself faggot, the original wizardchan had crabs. I understand why the distinction was enforced during gamergate on wizchan but I don't understand the hostility from supposed volcel zoomers towards crabs, who are essentially their brethren whether they like it or not.
crab these days is the closest thing to what geek or nerd meant before it got co-opted by normalfags, it meant loser. However, unlike geek/nerd, crab is loser + danger i.e. crazed shooter in waiting. It gives them a license to treat you however they see fit.
Normalfags will not differentiate between a crab and volcel, ESPECIALLY in today's world where words will mean whatever the people with the most social capital will what them to mean. Asexual, ace, volcel, get used by normalfags when they want to feel unique when a regular label isn't enough. Hell, during covid when normalfags didn't have sex for 2 weeks they literally started calling themselves crabs and wizards.
No.321377
>>321376>Normalfags will not differentiate between a crab and volcelYeah they will
>upposed volcel zoomersImplying volultary celibacy is fake
>implying everyone who you're jealous of is a zoomer (a word that those with social capitol have decided has negative connotation)Crab go away! Crab go away!
No.321378
>>321377>Yeah they willSays who?
No.321379
>>321376>Normalfags will not differentiate between a crab and volcelSays who?
No.321380
>>321379>>321377>obvious samefagging>childish ad hominemSex one of the central pillars to how normalfags value other people. It's literally the plot of several films where the protagonist looks to get rid of their virginity. Unless you're literally disabled, a normalfag will take mature virginity as a negative, and even in the case of disability a particularly vicious normalfag will still use it against you.
>(a word that those with social capitol have decided has negative connotation)Zoomer was literally a reaction to newfags calling millennials boomers on 4chan.
No.321381
>>321380>It's literally the plot of several films where the protagonist looks to get rid of their virginity. Oh you're that guy, who saw "The 40 Year Old Virgin" and developed the conviction that every normal person everywhere lives and breathes laughing at virgin men.
No.321386
>>321380>It's literally the plot of several films where the protagonist looks to get rid of their virginity. But isn't the final moral of those movies that you shouldn't worry about it so much, like American Pie.
No.321393
>>321381Do you actually live in the real world? I won't pass judgement if you've somehow managed to stay homeschooled and NEET for decades, that's quite an accomplishment if you get sufficient NEETbux. Most actual wizards do not have that luxury.
>actually references The 40 Year Old VirginDo you watch movies or just 5 second long tiktok clips?
There's Loser, Superbad, American Pie, and a ton of other films where the virgin nerd is a character.
>>321386>isn't the final moral of those movies that you shouldn't worry about it so muchSure, in your late teens and very early 20s. Most people assume you're not a virgin by the time you reach your mid-20s, so they don't query you about it.
However, normalfags broach the topic of sex quite a lot, especially if you work wageslave jobs. Most of the time it isn't direct conversation about sex, though it happens. What usually happens is conversations of relationships, partying (innately about sex), weekends, marriage, tv, celebrities, fitness, etc that segue into sex. Depending on the circumstance, they will rope you into these conversations for some kind of input and follow up questions if they twig onto something. You can be the quiet guy but eventually they'll start talking behind your back.
I seen it happen to an older worker at a previous job, they called him a sexless loser who lives with his mother behind his back and collectively laughed about it. Another time about a decade ago, a co-worker started a conversation with me with "it's not right", and continued that a man in his mid-30s being perma-single with no wife and kids is wrong, I didn't know what to say but I knew he was referring to one of our managers, who I don't know if he was a virgin but he struck out in front of his workers at least twice.
No.321394
OP here.
>>321376>crab these days is the closest thing to what geek or nerd meant before it got co-opted by normalfags, it meant loser.Geek and nerd didn't mean loser, they meant loser because of eccentric interests, big distinction. "crab" is part of loser identity politics.
>>321380>Sex one of the central pillars to how normalfags value other people.This is exactly how "crabs" think and most normies are just successful "crabs" who don't use the term for themselves.
>>321381>"The 40 Year Old Virgin"There wasn't a mainstream "crab" culture back then, they won't make this again.
The "crab" cult has irreversibly altered the male virgin stereotype affecting other non-crab men.
No.321396
>>321392>>not a crab website>rule 2 disallows sex haversConcluding this makes you the "crab".
Anyways "crabs" won the virgin/cel wars. Any new anonymage will gravitate towards "crab" spaces much more than Wiz cultures.
No.321397
>>321394>Geek and nerd didn't mean loser, It was used as a synonym for loser.
>they meant loser because of eccentric interests, big distinctionI understand that being a zoomer you may or many not have experienced othering the same way as outcast millennials had but A=>B does not mean B=>A.
You can be a loser with "eccentric" hobbies, but it does not necessarily follow that having eccentric hobbies makes you a loser, *granted* those eccentric hobbies were generally seen as associated with losers and many losers gravitated towards these eccentric interests. But as you can see these days there are many normalfags with "eccentric" interests because those interests are now trending and the effort previously required to participate in those interests was massively lowered.
Losers have been separated from their "eccentric" interests in this era.
>This is exactly how "crabs" think and most normies are just successful "crabs" who don't use the term for themselves.This is mental gymnastics, some kind of bizarre inversion and illiterate understanding on the definition of a word.
Crab means involuntary celibacy, "done against someone's will" "abstention from sexual relations", as in they can't get laid.
>most normies are just successful "crabs"Okay, *normalfags* make up most of the population and normalfags get laid, which goes against the definition of the word. To claim most normans are lucky to have sex is an incredibly wild claim.
>The "crab" cult has irreversibly altered the male virgin stereotype affecting other non-crab men.Again maybe it's because you've never seen how it used to be that you have this bizarre train of thought. Normalfags making outcasts the origin point of evil, ever since that idiot gentleman, and taking over of multiple "loser" hobbies, is what permanently changed the image of (virginal) outcast males.
>>321396>warsThere was no war.
No.321398
>>321396>Any new anonymage will gravitate towards "crab" spaces much more than Wiz cultures.true
had a problem to find a proper /wiz/ tier place
No.321401
>>321397>This is mental gymnastics, some kind of bizarre inversion and illiterate understanding on the definition of a word.>Again maybe it's because you've never seen how it used to be that you have this bizarre train of thought.No, you have the inverted understanding, you're brainwashed into worshiping succubi by "crabs".
>Crab means involuntary celibacy, "done against someone's will" "abstention from sexual relations", as in they can't get laid.This is a newly invented word,
Alana had to spend 3 years defining it to every newcomer.Now you're doing it here.
No.321402
>>321394The 40 year old virgin actually is what created a lot of the crab culture, since the first forums started from discussion about that movie.
No.321416
>>321397>Crab means involuntary celibacy, "done against someone's will" "abstention from sexual relations", as in they can't get laid.This is a flawed definition since there is a bunch of murky undertones between "i just cant" and "don't wanna"
Oh, and in Katawa Shojo, you can fix proper hetero relationships between two snibbety snabby nerds… oh wait, that's /jp/ or /hob/, not /lounge/ or /meta/
No.321418
>>321401Not that anon but your redefinition of base words reminds of niggers that think 1x1=2 because logic is *white math*.
No.321429
crabs dont actually exist, if you arent getting any pussy its because you dont want to which makes you a volcel.
if you wanted to have sex you would put effort into this like talking to roasties or paying roasties for sex.
even the cripple in the wheelchair who created wizardchan ended up getting laid and hes as deformed as it gets.
so how can crabs exist?
No.321434
>>321418>Not that anon but your redefinition of base words reminds of niggers that think 1x1=2 because logic is *white math*.crab is a base word like 1 or 2 lol
You don't want to be red-pilled on "crabs". That's fine.
No.321437
>>321416>>Crab means involuntary celibacy, "done against someone's will" "abstention from sexual relations", as in they can't get laid.>This is a flawed definition since there is a bunch of murky undertones between "i just cant" and "don't wanna"They don't want to change their lifestyles — they just want to stay oppressed. I don't mean impossible situations don't exist but most "crabs" just don't want to live a social life.
They don't even want sex, they just want to live complaining about why they don't get any.
Geeks and nerds prioritise their hobbies over sex.
No.321443
>>321429>crabs dont existBut virgins always have.
No.321444
>>321437>normalfag level blame gameJesus Christ, divide and conquer really worked on the zoomers.
No.321452
>>321401>No, you have the inverted understanding, you're brainwashed into worshiping succubi by "crabs".Nobody is worshiping anything here, you're just looking to redefine words because like a normalfag you need a group of people to punch down despite them being societally on the same level as you.
>This is a newly invented wordIt's a compound word for something that has always existed to some extent. Those two words have their own definition and put together forms the whole definition. This is like pretending foreveralone isn't just forever+alone, which it eventually replaced as normalfags decided that misfit outcasts needed to become enemy number one.
>Alana had to spend 3 years defining it to every newcomer.So? It is literally what it says on the tin: involuntary celibacy.
No.321453
What normies don't get about crabs is that it's not just about sex. The same way they would never understand going to a bar to not drink alcohol and order a Pepsi instead. What crabs want is just natural human relations people had before the kikes made every movie into a blacked bbc porn snuff film. It is unlikely impossible at this point to find a succubus who has not been exposed to the idea of fucking niggers or sucking off tatood face latino bad boys. The chance of your future wife having a black baby randomly is now like 90% and all you see is shilling how you should "Man up" and raise a negroid offspring. Any sexhaver right now is probably licking a nigger bulls cum out of their GFS/wife's pussies once they come home from a "succubi Friday out".
Normgroids don't understand why crabs wouldn't just want to fuck an hiv pozzed tattood hooker skank and "get it over with" because they've been brainwashed by the Jews to want to suck the pozzed load straight out of a bulls BBC themselves. Gays and trannies also joined in the war against crabs and just tell you to go get fucked in the ass (gays have like 90% hiv rate) by a black BBC bull. Remaining a crab is basically the only choice we have. Giving up on wanting kids and a wife is also a Jewish psyop. Again, it's not just anout sex, some mid fat bitch doesn't seem worth it and doesn't compare to just masturbating to overwatch futa compliation #17
No.321459
>>321437That's like saying a homeless hobo prioritizes sniffing glue above living in a penthouse.
It's not like he has a choice in the matter.
I grew up a nerd, I grew up among nerds, I still am
a nerd, and for true nerds it's an escape from the neurotypical world, sexhavers and concepts that are impossible to fulfill as a nerd.
It's not that none of us wanted sex. It's that real life isn't Big Bang Theory (the dumb tv-show).
In real life succubi want NOTHING to do with guys like me. The only social outlet is playing video or card games with other nerd guys and posting on imageboards.
No.321463
>>321459>Big Bang TheoryI remember when that came out and people on forums used to call it blackface for nerds or nerd minstrel show. I used to think that was a massive overreaction. 10+ years later and watching the looting and commodification of geek and nerd culture, you know, they might have been onto something.
No.321464
>>321452>Nobody is worshiping anything here>Defends Alana's invented identityHey! If it's your way of life, then it's fine.
It started in 1997 and you joined the movement at some time.
No.321465
>>321443>>crabs dont exist>But virgins always have.A cult that started in 1997 retcons itself into history.
How is this not a cult?
No.321471
>>321459>That's like saying a homeless hobo prioritizes sniffing glue above living in a penthouse.Well, he's a glue nerd and knows what's good.
No.321476
>>321459Every male can go out and get sex right now.
No.321477
>>321464>>321465>>321476>samefagging Jesus Christ man, have some self-respect.
No.321478
>>321477Not me, take your meds.
>have some self-respect.You literally worship succubi and want to "ascend" even if it means transitioning — are you even capable of it?
No.321486
>>321476thats awfully disrespectable of my striving to purity
and the idea of not being a storky stork No.321494
>>321464I don't even know who that is little zoomer, do you think virgin dudes just poofed into existence? You think terms for virgin didn't exist before 1997? Were you even born before the internet was omnipresent?
You're so desperate to be above someone that it's sad.
No.321500
>>321494>You think terms for virgin didn't exist before 1997?Are you saying it's another synonym for virgins?
No.321504
shitty ass low IQ thread
No.321505
>>321478>You literally worship succubi and want to "ascend" Literally no idea what you're talking about mate, I just caught you samefagging.