"Privacy", by the molested corporate definition, is impossible with the way the internet works. You can't order and receive mail IRL without a someone along the way knowing what's inside the package, someone else knowing which address it's going to, and finally someone knowing who lives at that address. Similarly on the internet when you request the contents of a webpage, the multiple parties know what you're requesting, which IP it's going to, and which costumer is given that IP. You can try to make little encryptions to the content, add some detours on the way to your IP through VPNs, and even pay for the internet with some dude's stolen credit card. It remains by the nature of the HTTP protocol that the data is first presented in an unencrypted format by the web host, the VPN company knows which customer it's going to and what their genuine IP is, and your ISP and the modem they've provided keep long rolling logs of the exact MACs and names of devices going through their services as well as which house that account belongs to. And just like with mail IRL, all these different people who know these things are just a call away from eachother and will kindly adhere to any requests for information disclosure in the name of public safety and security. You can wear as many masks as you want but your real face is still just underneath. You can either keep kidding yourself with a bunch of addons and slowing down your browsing by sending your data through a bunch of sketchy VPN IPs owned by unaccountable strangers, but at the end of the day any government or LEA can find out who downloaded what and from where. But why would they need too? How hardcore is the CP you're uploading? How many websites are you buying cocaine from that don't use a trusted payment processor? What classified military documents are you leeching from peers in China? You better not be stealing MP3s.
It's pathetic that so many guys are paranoid and impressionable enough to believe it when YouTubers' ads tell them they need to "protect their personal data with GoyVPN". Pretend there's an issue that doesn't exist and then sell them a solution that doesn't work.
>>323523It was hilarious. I would know because I typed it and I laughed a lot as I did.