No.323750
Shieet where a nigga gonna get his meth at now
No.323751
Time to import your Monster from the US.
No.323752
>>323750hysterical fag
>>323751Maybe. If I ordered anything online now it would probably be Gorilla Mind since they're including nootropics in the drink
No.323753
I want to start drinking energy drinks because I get too sleepy during the day and I hate it. Coffee tastes like shit so maybe I should start with white Monster? Not sure
No.323754
>>323753>I want to start drinking energy drinks because I get too sleepy during the day and I hate it.when you feed energy from the factory to your body, your body produces less so it is a vicious circle, a downward spiral.
there are other ways to get energy and i hope you find them. adding energy drink is symptom level treatment, which is the hallmark of the mindless consumer.
go to the root cause. why don't you have energy is what you need to understand.
No.323755
I honestly don't get the culture around energy drinks. I'd listen to the GNC/vitaminbros before these guys on actual benefits to the body. That said, a small cold redbull is better than going thirsty.
No.323756
>>323755>That said, a small cold redbull is better than going thirsty.you know what a 24hour to 36 hour dry-fast is? that's when you consciously don't eat and don't drink for a day or a day and a half because it helps to throw the body into detox. when animals are sick, they don't eat because this helps with the self-healing. humans can do the same; if they can lay of the aluminium cans filled with chemistry from the factory that is…
No.323759
>>323749i like the white one
>>323756what if i’m not sick?
dry fasting sounds fun
No.323760
>>323757(chad heaven)
>don't drink the factory poison and stay healthy (that's where i am).
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(bitch realm, the disease waiting-room)
>enjoy beverages (you are there) No.323762
>>323761>You sound like a fagi'm not a fag, i study detoxification and herbs and your trust in the factory is completely misguided. get a juicer instead and buy a bag of apples and juice those. then go running to the point where you sweat, preferably early in the day and when the you are done sit in the sun and read stuff. that way you get your intended fuel that you need, you get the exercise that you need and you get the sunlight that you need plus the juice helps flush the pounds of undigested food from your overwhelmed bowels so you don't get sick when you get to my age.
No.323764
>>323756>that's when you consciously don't eat and don't drink for a day or a day and a half because it helps to throw the body into detox.Not drinking water when sick is a horrible idea
No.323765
>>323763thas rite and i look at least 10 years younger then i am.
No.323766
>>323764>Not drinking water when sick is a horrible ideait's fasting and it helps the body clean itself. when you are on the lookout for horrible ideas, investigate what foods you are eating that you believe is food but is actually mostly glue that your body has a hard time absorbing energy from.
No.323768
>>323766>it helps the body clean itselfPLENTY OF WATER is needed for:
- the production of mucousa to transfer bacteria through and out the digestive system
- The circulation of blood to warm the body
- the production of White blood cells to kill foreign bodies
- For literally everything the body needs to do
Dehydrating yourself is not a part of medical fasting you stupid goatfucker. If you're ill then your body is likely already burning water through sweat and other immune responses such as inflammation. To forgo any and all hydration during this time is a recipe for not getting better and also for feeling worse. Full-body cramps and poor digestive tract performance as your muscles calcify and starve for electrolyte. Headaches as the blood vessels and soft tissue swells inside your skull in a desperate attempt by your body to make sure your brain and spinal fluid stays wet by forcing whatever blood you have to stay in there as long as possible. Kidneys becoming saturated with toxins taken out of the bloodstream and not having the fluid flow to get the bad stuff out.
This site has had its share of incorrect and downright crazy medical opinions throughout the years but "don't drink water when you're sick" takes the yellow cake. Is the water not safe to drink where you live?
No.323769
>>323765The better to attract succs with right?
No.323770
>>323769>The better to attract succs with right?they do respond to a healthy male whether the healthy male wants to be responded to or not and they really only care about consent when it regards themselves.
they being obnoxious with you in the street is fine because in their perpetual mindset of war the end justifies the means. before i had a full (scary looking) beard and wore a hat to hide my healthy head of hair, they'd just come right up to me and bother me, block my path, demand attention from me.
No.323771
>>323768>PLENTY OF WATER is needed for:you are missing the point completely and you have disgraced yourself with this panic outbutst.
>medical fastingmedicine is not all there is. there are other ways to heal then to pay your insurance and go to the doctor and then do what the doctor says.
you need to calm down though.
No.323773
>>323771>this panic outbutst.>you need to calm down though.You are giving horrible, baseless health advice that is guaranteed to make any man who follows it way worse off for health. You should be drowned.
>medicine is not all there is. there are other ways to heal then to pay your insurance and go to the doctor and then do what the doctor says.By "Medical fasting" I obviously mean as opposed to "religious fasting" which does have its caveats and rules depending on the faith practiced. You don't get to redefine what "fasting" means because you personally don't drink water when you fast. To fast is to abstain from food. Not from water. It's fascinating how you alt-health 'smarter than thou because trust me' ironic schizos are also always completely unable to comprehend basic English and fall back to making strawman presumptions about who they're arguing with as a substitute for actual understanding. What subreddit is breeding this archetype? I wouldn't piss in your mouth if you were dying of thirst.
No.323774
>>323773historically fasting usually implied also abstaining from all liquid.
it’s really the modern health trends (like redditors who do “intermittent fasting”) that are redefining it to mean only abstaining from food, and why it would early on be referred to as “water fasting” to clarify that they would still drink water during the fast, although that name would sometimes confuse some people who thought it meant “fasting from water”, who would then proceed to have your exact reaction.
No.323775
>>323773
>By "Medical fasting" I obviously mean as opposed to "religious fastingmaybe there are more ways of fasting that you don't know about yet because they weren't featured in any of the pokemon games. in any case you need to calm down, you're repulsive.
No.323776
>>323775>in any case you need to calm down, you're repulsive.>Just let me give genuinely dangerous advice to sick people unabated.>>323774>historically fasting usually implied also abstaining from all liquid.That's flat out not true.
No.323777
>>323772>54g of sugarDo you niggers really drink this teeth destroying liquid? Why not drink some strong coffee instead?
No.323778
>>323777tasty things are tasty
No.323779
>>323776
>Just let me give genuinely dangerous advice to sick people unabated.to a neurotic fool like you everything is dangerous. that's why you should by your fruit pre-cut so you don't hurt yourself with the knife, disrespect upon you.
No.323781
>>323779Dehydration is one of the earth's leading causes of death for all animals. Being ill with something and decidedly dehydrating yourself is genuinely dangerous. I have some health advice for you: eat a bullet you deranged nigger.
No.323782
>>323781It comes down to a trade off. Which is more important for being sick? Being hydrated (water) or having the power needed to do things and get better (energy drinks)?
No.323783
>>323782>having the power needed to do things and get betterYou get that power from raw steak and eggs. Energy drinks will energize you but they'll also energize the bacteria and viruses and parasites ravaging your system so you'll just end up getting your ass kicked from within.
No.323786
>>323781>Dehydration is one of the earth's leading causes of death for all animals. Being ill with something and decidedly dehydrating yourself is genuinely dangerous.that's completely irrelevant to someone who has access to drinking water, you are such a cornered fool you are flailing to find reasons to keep fueling your ridiculous conflict and panic attack. keep being scared of everything and spend your life cowering in the corner.
you write as if you are a high school student trying to reach the word limit of your homework assignment.
No.323794
Ramzan Kadyrov (Putin's stooge in Chechnya) proposed to ban energy drinks in his republic. Now he gets money from his energy drink K13 which is heavily promoted.
https://archive.ph/fM0Rr No.323801
>>323783>raw steak and eggs give you the same power as energy drinks.Completely retarded
No.323802
>>323801Not
the same energy, but better energy. Actual energy.
No.323804
>>323803Well you know what they say
No.323805
>>323804I do not know what they say, and I do NOT want green eggs and steak. I do not want them on the board. I do not want them on Discord. I do not want them on my plate. I do not think they taste great.
No.323806
I find coffee to be superior in every way especially if it's good coffee, drank energy instead for a couple of months and started feeling like shit. Switching back to coffee felt like coming home.
People drinking energy drinks makes coffee cheaper though.
No.323836
>>323803they sell energy popcorn at my local supermarket facepalm.jpg
young people are dumb, they buy this kind of shit.
No.323848
>>323836Your cardio-vascular system couldn't even handle the Monster energy popcorn, old man
No.323986
>>323836I saw sandwich cookies with energy drink flavor on one site. Not in stores in my city despite all these years.
No.323988
>>323749Haven't seen my fav energy drink ever for years, apparently it was discontinued in favor of meh artificial fruit flavored shit like Strawberry Kiwi. Looks like normalnigs have no taste as usual.
That regular-ass veggie juice goes well with caffeine, which works in part by increasing the body's metabolism rate of food energy/nutrition. The green tea extract they used gave excellent clean feeling energy.