/meta/ - Meta

You- You- You shall not post!

So they're back online, posting for you
If you know the rules, you can post here too
Get your bans appealed, if you want to bump
As we introduce the staff of this dump!
*Snort*!

Wiz-C
Wizard Chan!

He's the owner of the site, you hate him all
Because of him, the site will fall
His rangeban tool can banish a nation
Just one click from his battle station!
He's lazy, dumb, and angry too
He's the current Admin of the Wiz-C crew!
*Snort*!

Wiz-C
Wizard Chan!
Wiz-C
Wizard Chan's online!

This mod's got issues, so head my warning
He deletes your posts till five in the morning
He's quick to ban those who disagree
He'll lock your thread, and move it to /b/
When you post at night, you better not sage
With a butt that hurts, he's one mad mage!
*Snort*!

Wiz-C
Wizard Chan!

He has no PC, he has no home
This mod browses from a phone
He can translate posts in to Portugese
And samefag his threads with utmost ease
Switches IPs with the tap of his finger
This favela mod is a third-world drifter
*Snort*!

Wiz-C
Wizard Chan!
Wiz-C
Wizard Chan's online!

He's online again and without a clue
That the site is broken and the SSL too
He can code real good with his Cherry MX
With his Github commits, he'll never have sex!
He's happy to help, but he's gonna request
Some crypto coins; Monero is best!
*Snort*!

Wiz-C
Wizard Chan!
*Snort*!

Finally, he's out of the ward!
It's the saddest mod of the Wiz-C board!
This kid acts depressed and overly gi[b][/b]rly
Can make a therapist retire early
Reads mean words and he starts to shake
Hallucinates friends, for pity's sake
He trembles and whines, he's always afraid
This mod logs out during raids!

C'mon Janny, move it to the abyss!

Normies, trollers, succubi too
Raids, newfags, journalists, and Indian poos
Log off!
Normies, trollers, succubi too
Raids, newfags, journalists, and Indian poos
Log off!