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The basics of being a mod is the incentives of rewards and punishments.

And you currently REWARD rule-breakers and PUNISH rule-followers.

If you make a BAD POST, following the RULE and putting it where it belongs in the /b/ trash bin, no one sees it, and it is hidden and gets no replies. If OTOH you post it on the main above ground boards, the MOD doesn't PUNISH you, he simply moves and delivers it to /b/ for you. He does a service. He REWARDS you. And then all the wizos reading wiz dep hob meta, if they like the BAD TOPIC under discussion, they can follow it to /b/. FREE ADVERTISING on the main boards for your BAD POST.


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Holy fuck why did this website change so much from 2014? It's like a shitty spinoff of 8chan with all the worst new imageboard fads tacked on. I can't see a single poster that seems like an actual wizard to me. I have a hard time believe an actual 30 year old virgin nerd would enjoy this website at all.
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I thought the ronald reagan movie trivia was neat, you really believe I would have posted it if I thought it would get your panties in a knot and get me banned? take your midol

this shit has reached the point where you're banning me over nothing at all, you even called it a critique, a critique

dumbass levels are off the chart
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hey mods, suggest some ways i can be a cuter poster and make u like me more. i want to be loved
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Quite a lot of spam on /b/ lately I know it is /b/ and some spam is fine but it is obnoxious and all the high quality posts are getting flooded with something about rubbing hentai in your face or bad art of a nogger being fugged.
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The mods are a bunch of pussies nowadays.
You don't even allow gore on /b/ anymore?
It used to be one of the primary ways to gatekeep against a norman invasion but looks like the jannies are the biggest normalfags themselves.

I am ashamed and thoroughly disappointed.
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What are all the unlisted boards on wizchan and if they are dead like /v9k/ why do they exist?
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ban self-harm shit

it's a weird and disgusting form of attention whoring that doesn't belong on the site, not even /b/
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How am I meant to shitpost and browse wizzziechan when the site keeps going down.. maybe if someone from the suicide general that actually did it donated money to the wizmods for the site we wont have this issue?
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Why is furfag and gay shit allowed espcially on the fap threads? I can understand allowing maybe gay stuff that is /jp/ art despite personally not liking it but why the fuck is furfag shit allowed?
There should be some quality control on the fap threads we could have very nice threads but instead a bunch of faggots post a minotaur with a giant dick and honestly considering everywhere else online is filled with unironic faggots and furfags do we really need furfaggots here?
2D succubi are fine
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you mods are really a piece of work, posting something in /b/ and /lounge/ doesn't make it a duplicate since one is posted on /b/ which is a board purely for shitposting. nothing posted there should have anything to do with the listed boards. if i want to post the same thing on a listed board and /b/ that's my fucking right retards.

i swear you imbeciles just make up rules as you go. what if i post a duplicate of the fap thread on /lounge/ onto /b/? would that get the original fap thread removed for being a duplicate of my /b/ fap thread? or would you remove the /b/ thread even though it's a shitpost on the shitpost board and therefore violates no rules? that's LITERALLY the logic you morons have.

furthermore where in the rules does it say threads cant exist on multiple boards?

overturn this shit now and apologize, or explain yourselves you goddamn cowards.
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Why does moddess keep deleting every post I make even though I haven't broken any rules?

Generally curious.
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/sig/ request

A couple wizzies and i have been talking it over, and we'd like to discuss the possibly of getting a /sig/ section where we can discuss self-improvement and action-taking in order to better ourselves.
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Why is Andrew allowed to freely avatarfag on /b/ when other posters have been banned for as little as using a recognizable posting style?
>inb4 just report the posts
We have been reporting the posts, for the past 2 years. You mods don't do anything to stop it.
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Why is the Ted Kaczynski poster allowed to completely derail every other thread without any action taken? He's probably ruined 5 of my threads over the last year by completely derailing any discussion. This guy is ruining this board with his autism.
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can you finally ban the gore and gore poster on b?
jesus christ, it's no longer a fun place to be, it's a cesspool of in ce ls now.

Someone is spamming gore and gifs and webm of hitting and abuse of succubi? It looks like a crab posting to me
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can we get a funny wordfilter for "cope" like what we got for crab

i cant think of anything so i leave it up to the comedic geniuses aka mods
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Close down /b/ every other week
It would chill everything down
That’s my opinion of the opinion
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Can a member of the staff please tell us why a mod falsely claimed that the crystal.cafe crossposter was unbanned when that wasn't actually true?

The mod claimed here >>56873 that the CC poster was unbanned after providing "substantial photographic evidence of being male". This after the official statement >>56829 that CC poster would only be unbanned if she sent a time-stamped penis alongside a valid government issued identification card that shows both a male name, male sex assignment, a relevant location, and reasonable age.

However, a mod recently stated that the crystal.cafe poster is currently banned >>57000, contradicting the previous official statement. I'm going to go ahead assume that this mod is telling the truth because what else can I do, but you do have to admit that there is conflicting official statements floating around which can create confusion.

So, we have to either conclude that the first mod knowingly lied about CC poster being unbanned in order to troll the userbase, and if this was his goal he was successful as he kicked off a multi-day shitstorm centered entirely on the pretext that the CC poster had been unbanned. Or, the mod went against the will of the rest of the staff and unbanned a user that most likely was female using the old 'evidence' as an excuse, only for another mod to reverse this action later.

This is extremely important. Rule 1 is the most important rule on the site and represents the core of Wizchan's ethos. We cannot have a mod on the site that is hostile to this ethos. The notion that one of the mods is abusing his powers just to antagonize the site is almost as bad. Either way, someone here has abused their power and I think it's only right that they answer for it. The mod behind this needs to be removed.

You said here >>56850 that a log of mod actions exist, so uncovering the truth of the matter here should be easy. The notion that outsider subverters have infiltrated the mod team is very concerning. Please make this right.
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Succubi never love men as much as men love them, neither in the same manner. Who ever wants a succubi to love him he finds himself tied to prove his qualities until the succubus, like a master, gives her approval. That's what I simply rejected, being completely passive about any possible relationship with succubi, making clear always that it's them, never me, who must prove their value, for men commit a great mistake loving succubi just because of their own infatuations which are also evil tyrants: Don't you ever see how anguishly do men strive for the wizard's path? They hate it: they feel loneliness with pain, they feel bitter and sad for not being able to convince any succubus while others do, they feel jealous when their succubi gladly accepts another men to flirt with them. Following these stupid mindhive scheme, men are zombies under the succubi control, being their own souls the real enemy, the tyrant which slashes them into such pathetic dishonorable ways. Meanwhile, they all get squeezed by the cheatful, superb, succubi and feeling that such thing is something that makes life worth living for, and this is how these so called "winners", these so called "successful men" are nothing but idiotic puppets who sell their souls, always pleasing the evil and stupid succubi so they don't lose their preciated bodies. This caricatures of men are the same ones who call us losers, and so let them do it! After reasoning the situation and forcing my soul against the ways she pushed me into, I can only hold my wizardry with visible satisfaction, in spite of all their feels about it, and even my own feels, for my friends could be close, but the enemy is always closer. If I ever see a doctor married with a nurse, I automatically despise this individual, for no doctor succubus marries any clinical assistant among men.

Acclared must be, that crabs and volcels and kinda different to wizards, for this last one's charm resides in being focused on setting the rules of the game to his only favour (as every man needs to do, if they just knew) so the succubi may feel the swift breeze of this "cruel" classifications that men, within their stupidity and urge for pleasures and reputation, unfairly let them to cast upon mankind, including our sensitive children, who will grow to be a successful slave or an outcast who falls victim of his own soul, unironically believing and being sorry about how a "loser" he is.

Nowadays, the word "wizard" is only referred to any male who reached 30 yrs old being virgin, but some of us know that this mere word, hides a deeper, plentily joyful hidden message about it. For it is at the age of 30, more or less, when chances of relieving ourselves from these veils (dispelling the curse of the male mindhive).

Usually, it requies a bit of hatred (not crab-like hatred, but with some perspective about equity and reciprocity) to forcefully dispel every stupid curse that truly blocks the mind of any young virgin male, for they often chase succubi allowing them to toy with their tortured souls, they often envy the evil ones among Chads for what they got instead of rejecting them for being idiotic slaves and also rejecting to ever be even friends with the succubi they deliver theirselves to, they feel bitter for being virgin when the very evil here is just being bitter about something you don't have, like a junkie… it's succubi who gain our approval, through submission, through modesty, through taking the effort theirselves or getting nothing from us. Passive male-chauvinism, you may call it, and sounds perfect, for while any male-chauvinist is a violent oppresor

The challenge of every wizard, is to win succubi at their own game. Are they passive, attractive, mysterious, incitative? Then we must answer with the same, multiplied.
If they don't seem to be worried about be ever expectant, for the inmense amount of male slaves they could just at any time, why should we even worry about it? Let them go respectuflly. They won't like it, for our urges, anxieties, sadnesses and jealousy are the strings they use against us all, therefore the first thing a wizard needs to learn is… [Dispel Dark Magic] for no healthy enchant can start to be developed while the taint prevails. It's easy, kinda raping your own mind, your own soul, resisting the waves of whatever curses we may have. Wrath? Act submissive. Fear? Act with fury. Shame, embarrasment? Insist on whatever you might be doing, as long as it is not really dangerous. Feeling bitter because of being disgusting, rejected? Embrace it, be it on purpose until you stop feeling awkward and ridiculous. Send them to the curve, and never follow the pressures. When succubi tell you to come to them, let them know you won't do but wait for them or piss off. This is how you keep some mental health inside this parody of a society, and this why I say that [Battlemage] and [Alchemist] must be the first talents a wizard must appeal for.

Visit wizchanlore to know what I mean.
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So can the moddess explain why they allow obvious rule breaking avatarfagging on /b/, yet ban gore which isn't even on the rule list? I mean I know the answer, you guys are just pathetic simps who were likely paid off with erotic fingernail pictures. Really I'm just here to pretend like you aren't just biased cuckolds that enforce rules based on "Is this poster a female or homosexual? If so then they are free to do anything they want, while others have to follow made up invisible rules that aren't even on the list.".
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This is all wrong. I shouldn't be making this thread here. I should be back in /b/ on the other side of Wizchan. Yet you all come to us young apprentices for hope. How dare you!
You have stolen my dreams and my wizhood with your empty words. And yet I'm one of the lucky ones. Wizards are suffering. Wizards are dying. Entire wizardly sites are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction, and all you can talk about is cc hater and fairy tales of cc poster being a wizard. How dare you!
For more than 30 years, the science has been crystalcafe clear. How dare you continue to look away and come here saying that you're doing enough, when the politics and solutions needed are still nowhere in sight.
You say you hear us and that you understand the urgency. But no matter how sad and angry I am, I do not want to believe that. Because if you really understood the situation and still kept on failing to act, then you would be evil. And that I refuse to believe.
You are failing us. But the young people are starting to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future wizards generations are upon you. And if you choose to fail us, I say: We will never forgive you.

We will not let you get away with this. Right here, right now is where we draw the line. The wizards are waking up. And change is coming, whether you like it or not.
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Demographic Survey

Hello, fellow wizzies. Wouldn't it be great if we knew a little bit more about each other? Wizzies come in all shapes and sizes, beliefs, lifestyles, locations…

I am here to ask permission from the Admin (PBUH) and/or the mod team to organize an online demographic survey with the aim of shedding light on wizchan's population. It would collect answers to certain questions, including:


>sexual orientation
>sexual experience
>voluntary/involuntary celibacy
>employment status
>living status
>psychological profile: IQ, Big Five, MBTI, other personality measurements
>number of friends, use of social media
>official and/or self-diagnosed mental disorders
>various beliefs about sex, politics, philosophy etc.
>hobbies and interests
>media consumption
>most visited websites
>how many hours do you spend on wizchan?
>board popularity
>possible improvements for wizchan

And perhaps more if you have any suggestions. All of this data would be published in a PDF with charts and graphs and accompanied .csv data for further analysis by the community. This is my first time ever doing this, but I'm assuming that I'm competent enough to pull it off. It's also possible for someone else to do it, perhaps the trusted mod team. I hope to make the process transparent, but I haven't thought about what tools to use for this (probably Google Forms, but I've yet to explore the features fully). This could be a yearly process or a one-and-done depending on the response from the community.

I'm asking for permission before I put in considerable effort in creating the survey, only for it to be removed because of controversy and/or actual rule breaking.

>Isn't this data mining?

Yes, of course. I understand people's concerns about privacy, but it would be strictly voluntary and one could skip questions that one doesn't feel comfortable answering. Wizchan's population is too small to be a significant market for any company or political party to target. And if by some off chance, a company decides to take interest in the data, then that can only result in better wiz products.

>Who are you?

I'm a long-term and somewhat frequent poster. My background is in IT.

>Why would anyone want to do this?

Because I'm deeply curious about other wizzies and I assume a lot of other people are as well. The data could be used to make better decisions for the community. There a lot of tough debates on what being a "wizard" means on here, and those are certainly easier with actual numbers representing the community.

>I'm just going to give troll answers xD

The survey will have IP restrictions and will be long enough that it would take significant effort to dilute the data. Any obvious troll answers or low-effort entries will be removed from the final data and this isn't too difficult since wizchan is probably less than 1K active posters.
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Site wide issues

Is anyone else having a lot of errors and difficulty making post or loading pages?

Does anyone know what is going on?

Mostly getting bad gateway errors and the like.
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Am I the only one who finds this guy hilarious? Is he mentally insane or just shitposting? Please answer fast
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idea: my reports autoban the reported person
name: [-]ban
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Instead of permabanning innocent wizards maybe you should just come out and address what exactly you meant when you said that you confirmed that the CC poster was male. Going silent and banning anyone who makes fun of you for it is very cowardly, and it makes me wonder why exactly you're so hesitant to officially air your methods.
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I apologize if this is a stupid question but I am a stupid and that is half the reason I am here My question is if we could have >>>/b/ listed with a warning upon entering that it does not represent wizchan etc. Sorry about the thread to ask.
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We might as well have some new banners.

Dimensions: 300px x 100px, .png, .gif or.jpg files.

Be creative.
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I reported this but you didn't delete it.
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Should we ban younger users from this site? Seems like younger posters are more likely to be failed norms or generally not fit in with the concept of the site. Also, a good amount of them are never going to become wizards. I think the posting age should be 25+
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I believe we need to be more specific about the first rule.
>You must be a male virgin and at least 18 years old to use this website.

instead of saying "male" the rule must require posters to have at least one Y chromosome because as it stands now trans "male" virgins can post on wizchan without having the potential to use magic. according to my deep internet search merely having a Y chromosome will make the persona exhibit male characteristics and thus give them the potential to use magic if they don't get their mana drained.

this rule should be sufficient
>You must have at least one Y chromosome, be a virgin and be at least 18 years old to use this website.
alternatively we can clearly define male
>You must be a male virgin and at least 18 years old to use this website. Male here means having at least one Y chromosome.
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Revolutionary Council of True Wizards

This is the official thread dedicated to discussion of the Revolutionary Council of True Wizards.

This thread has been created with permission from Wizardchan moderators, as it is only being kept to this one thread in /lounge/.

-We have become very concerned recently with posts spouting a pro-crab agenda. crabs were marked Detrimental to the Wizard Community by the Council two months ago, but they clearly still have some supporters. We would like to remind all users that crabs are not, never were, and never will be Wizards. crabs, by definition, hate the Path of True Wizardry, don't want to be part of it, and want to backstab Wizards in an attempt to increase their own social status and chances of losing their virginity. They are not the same as us, they are as different to a wizard as a sex-having normalfag.

The Revolutionary Council of True Wizards has previously declared waifuism Detrimental to the Wizard Community. Please see our statement on Waifusm and 2D pornography below.

According to the Revolutionary Council of True Wizards, waifuism is Detrimental to the Wizard Community, as it promotes the worship of succubi, and is an outlet for the desired of Failed Normie Male Virgins (crabs). This goes against all of the Three Pillars of Wizardry, which are Solitude, Voluntary Celibacy, and Reclusion.

A common counterargument to this is an assertion which goes along the lines of "2D females are different to 3DPD - their personalities are imagined!". This counterargument is obviously invalid, as one, it goes against the ruling of the Revolutionary Council of True Wizards, and two, it is clearly invalid from a logical standpoint too.

A drawing is a representation of something. It may be an idealized representation, yet even so it is still a representation. Therefore, drawings of anime succubi are still drawings of succubi in the righteous eyes of His Excellency The One True Wizard. 2D pornography can even be considered more Detrimental to the Wizard Community than the alternatives, as not only does it promote the worship of succubi, it even idealizes their most feminine features. We must keep in mind that femininity is the antithesis of Wizardry. The Path of True Wizardry is defined by the maximization of the Three Pillars of Wizardry - femininity by nature entirely goes against Solitude, Voluntary Celibacy, and Reclusion, as all succubi are extroverted normals. From this, we can deduce that 2D pornography and waifuism are incredibly harmful to the Wizard Community, as they are entirely centered around promoting the inverse of Wizardry, and thus encourage the abandonment of Wizardly Values. 2D pornography and waifuism present an even greater threat than initially thought to the Path of True Wizardry, because these two things are presented in a way that may be familiar or relatable to some wizards (e.g. the cartoonish style, their presence in video games, and their association with Japanese culture). 2D pornography and Waifuism essentially disguise themselves as they attempt to wear the cloak of wizardry in a foul scheme to lure naive potential apprentices into trusting them, and then slowly they poison the minds of apprentices with their cancerous ideologies of succubus worship. We would however like to stress that those who participate in 2D worship are not merely "misguided apprentices". Almost all of them are normals who were never even on the Path of True Wizardry anyway. Remember, once a person is Voluntarily Celibate (while of course being a virgin), Solitary, and Reclusive, he becomes an apprentice. If he reaches 30 and is accepted by the Council, he becomes a True Wizard. If intervention is taken at an extremely early stage, it is possible for them to be set on the Path again, but for most their is no hope.

The Revolutionary Council has also conducted studies into the mindset of waifuists - they often "self-insert" themselves into the role of the male protagonist, idealizing themselves a romantic life with their beloved 2D succubus. Again, we are not concerned with the 2D/3D debate - to us, all succubi are just that. Waifuists commonly claim that their obsession with succubi is okay, because they do not want anything to do with succubi in real life, however this is still entirely Detrimental to the Wizard Community, and stems from a misunderstanding of the nature of True Wizardry. A True Wizard has no desire for succubi because they are the embodiment of femininity, which again is the antithesis of Wizardry. He recognizes that any and all involvement with succubi is always harmful towards Wizardly Interests, and thus, he wants nothing to do with succubi, regardless of whether they are real or not. The waifuist's defence of "2D succubi are pure!" or "I don't want anything to do with modern 3D whores!" is completely and utterly invalid, as his virginity stems from an opposition to the way succubi act in this day and age, rather than an opposition to their very essence. Essentially, a waifuist is someone who is a Failed Normal Male Virgin (crab), although rather than actually desiring a real life succubus, he desires an idealized 2D version of one. Both are Detrimental to the Wizard Community. However, while we will outright ban Failed Normal Male Virgins (crabs who want 3D succubi), we may only make waifusts attend a reeducation course on the Path of True Wizardry. This, however, will depend on the level at which a poster has offended. A regularl participator in 2D worship (e.g. posting pornagraphic imagery of 2D succubi on Wizardchan) will of course be treated the same as a 3D crab, yet someone who may have only once posted a non-porngraphic image of a 2D succubus will only be reeducated. All users who have participated in /lounge/'s "fap thread"s will be permanently banned, unless they specifically posted to express their discontent at the thread and the Failed Normals within it.

*Please note, we hold the exact same view towards homosexual pornography/husbandoism, as we view homosexuality as a coping mechanism used by crabs where one male normally assumes the role of a succubus. Even if this is not the case and both participators in the act are acting as men, it is still entirely Detrimental to the Wizard Community as it goes against all of the Three Pillars of Wizardry.

*As well as this, we would like to stress that we do not say 2D pornography/waifuism is better than 3D pornography, or vice versa, we say both are equally Detrimental to the Wizard Community, yet in different ways. 2D pornography/waifuism is DWC (Detrimental to the Wizard Community) as it insidious in its nature and idealizes succubi, and 3D pornography is DWC as it is essentially "the source of the problem" - it is that which 2D pornography is derived from, so it is harmful for the same reasons. We are merely addressing the issue of 2D pornography here as 3D pornography is already banned (and there is little support for it on Wizardchan anyway).
We recognize that this statement may spark requests to hear The Revolutionary Council of True Wizards' stance on anime in general. In short, it is as follows:

We have recently viewed some episodes of anime to determine whether or not it is Detrimental to the Wizard Community. We have decided that anime is permissible if it meets the following guidelines:

-The protaganist is a Voluntarily Celibate True Wizard
-There are no female voice actors
-There are no scenes of a sexual nature

If any of these guidelines are violated, the anime may not be viewed. Otherwise, it is permissible and even encouraged if the anime is in line with the Path of True Wizardry.
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>being so desperate to ban someone you need to make shit up
lol, serious question….
is this going to be a precedent where you ban people talking about christmas in the crawl thread at christmastime? it's not even a religious holiday, it's been a totally secular one since our fucking grandparents were kids, even if you're christian you know that, we talk about christmas in the crawl thread every year

I even made the crawl thread last december a christmas edition

calling ranting about grocery stores hours "politics" is just retarded, stop stretching the definition out like it's your pussy hole, go beat your dog if you're so hard up for a power trip you idiot
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There needs to be a formal system of accountability for the moderation staff of this website.

For too long they have abused users and used every deceptive and despicable trick in the book while not even doing their job of moderating discussion according to the rules.

If the mods are held to any standards and don't care about the rules then what good are the rules or moderators at all?
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What is the official method for determining whether or not a poster is a male? This absolutely pertains to the website and is not off-topic for /meta/, so please answer already mods. You can't just say that you "confirmed" that a poster is male and not expect people to be confused at that.
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Anyone want to explain why the thread needed to be locked when it broke no rules and the posters were totally civil?

It is beyond time that all sexual content on the whole site stops being shoehorned into the same increasingly toxic thread.
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Why does crystal cafe get cool festive themes but we don't?

requesting cool snowing effect on /b/ please thank you
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gore in b

can you just disable webm posting in /b/

all that is posted is gore and violence and it takes you guys too long to remove it

maybe restrict posting images and webms to users that have been posting longer than a week

maybe hash it to check if its the exact same fucking webm thats been posted dozens of times already

do we have no developer
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Let's go the moderator's house
Wake him out of his bed
Put a noose around his neck
And hang her till she's dead

Hang the moddess🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️
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The gayposter just posted a picture of his butthole on /b/.
When are you mods going to start permabanning people for the gay erp and sexual harassment that goes on over there? Either that or delete /b/ altogether. This is the sort of culture you're promoting, a culture where people post nude pictures of themselves on wizchan. These people have proven time and time again that they're not 'just joking' as you like to say. It's irresponsible to allow them to post on this site.
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Does rule 3 mean I can't try to make friends with someone from here? I don't know if that's considered a violation of rule 3.
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can you do something about this freak? he's obsessed with seeing "the alaskan" everywhere and dragging every exchange down to personal shitflinging
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rules for /b/

Hi I tend to enjoy shitposting but am trying not to use listed threads for this purpose.
Are there rules aside from obviously posting cheese pizza that I should follow in the abyss?
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suggestion for a new rule set to be implemented on a whim

hello user here
i would like to make a suggestion
please WE NEED some new rules to stop Hollywood actors like recently transitioned Ellen Page(now known as Elliot Page) to stop being able to be posting on wizchan because at this rate Hollywood will be taking over and we will only have actors posting here
thank u
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I've noticed something about /b/, the number of total threads and total posts at a given time is rising significantly compared to previous years. It's now its own little /r9k/ enclave here on "wiz"chan. I just want to thank the mod faggots and their gay clique shenanigans for keeping this place a shithole and reminding me why I stopped visiting here.
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Are we gonna pretend these people aren't willingly breaking rule 2 and 3 for much longer? /b/ is full of trolls who delight themselves in making fun of wizards and rattle them with gay ERP threads, these people are most likely tourists from discord and shitchan who don't mind breaking the rules because they know they don't belong to this place at all. Can we deal with them once and for all, mods, for god's sake?
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am I allowed to post anime girls?

I did not mean to look like avatarfag but I see others post animoo gurls.
I just want to avoid bans because I was warned.
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NPFchan vs Vichan

Can I ask Wizchan webmaster why he uses NPFchan? I am looking at imageboard software and I am between vichan or NPFchan but I don't know whats the difference, what features does NPFchan have over Vichan? Why did you choose it?
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wizards should be id verified before posting here

witches are here and im tired of pretending theyre not. i know modfags get some sick pleasure out of having their shitcord harem hang around on here but its gone too far now.
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Did one of the mods delete the Johnny Rebel thread in /music/? I can't find it anywhere in the catalog or the archive.
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so how many more times does this need to happen before you put a stop to the missionaries?
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Mods why do you censor me for calling out succubi posters?
We all know these posters are succubi, it's not that hard to tell. Stop defending succubi posting on the site. They should be driven out.
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It's unacceptable that the mod is fine with disparaging and slandar of those who aren't neurotypical but deletes criticism of people asking the person to stop.

Of you hate the bulk of the userbase and fine with blind hatred and slander being levied on them then you are unfit to moderate.
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Don't insult the mods - Mod appreciation thread

You are good mods, ignore the haters and
and to those bullies who don't like you, remember that no one is perfect!! That's why pencils have erasers!!!
I love you mods <3 You are making wizchan great again, gambatte!!!
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Why aren't mods banning avatarfags on /b/? I know it's supposed to be a random board, but why do avatarfags get a pass?
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Wizardchan 2020 - An autopsy of a dead site.


I am wizard in his mid 30s who has been using wizardchan since the original site was created in 2012. I only mention this to give a bit of background info so that others can understand where I am coming from. In recent years, I have seen the post quality decline exponentially. While I am aware that nostalgia can heavily influence one's perception of the quality of the past, I have reviewed old threads I have archived and came to the conclusion that not only was the post quality overall higher, but my interactions with other users was far more genuine compared to now. As far as who the culprits of Wizardchan's comparatively poor post quality are, I have identified 3 archetypes responsible at least 80 percent of Wizardchan's demise.

The Improvebruh
• Does not care about this site or it's culture, is only here to shill for nofap or other improvebruh shit.
• Tries to revise history and gaslight other users into thinking Wizardchan was always against hentai and masturbation when this is demonstrably false.
• Has a severe superiority complex. Loves to lecture others and views this site as an ideal audience to do so to as he views the user base of this site as beneath him.
• Larps as a "truwiz" despite clearly being an outsider.
• Calls everyone who calls out his shilling a "crab" even though he is one himself. Internally rationalizes being a larping crab by thinking everyone on this site is secretly a crab anyway.

The /r9k/ crossposter
• Uses words like "cringe" "schizo" and "boomer" as insults.
• Posts mostly in greentext format.
• Uses reaction pics in every argument, often smug anime succubi.
• Posts trap/tranny/bbc content.
• Only comes to wizardchan when he isn't getting the amount of (You)s he desires on /r9k/.

The gayposter
• Still hasn't outgrown his "lol so randumb" phase, mentally 11 years old.
• Thinks simply being annoying makes him an "epic troll".
• Shitposts not just because he wants attention, but also because he's not capable of any significant contributions to any topic.
• Starts arguments over the most trivial topics just to get replies.
• Mostly uses /b/ and /meta/ but sometimes shits up other boards.
• People think he's a mod because his shitposts are rarely ever deleted even on /meta/

Traits shared by all of the above
• Under 25 years old.
• Smug, hostile and/or aggressive posting style.
• Started using Wizardchan 2017 or later.

If I thought there were any viable solutions I would have posted this in /meta/, but the reality is that the aforementioned users have successfully gentrified this website. Any attempt to remove them or get them to modify their behavior and assimilate would be a day late and a dollar short. Most of the oldfag wizards have either moved on or seldom bother posting.

One might point the finger of blame at the mods for not doing enough to prevent the number of these types of users from reaching the tipping point. Alternatively, one might place blame on the user base of this site for either "feeding the trolls" or failing to engage in meaningful gatekeeping. However, the conclusion I have come to is that this was likely the inevitable outcome due to how the internet has devolved, cultural changes, and the nature of zoomers, who are now the majority of the posters. Nothing can be preserved indefinitely, and this is especially true of websites and the cultures thereof.
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/meta/ meta

Have you considered making all the timestamps on /b/ follow the Jewish calendar?
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Hey, this is my first time back on wizardchan since 2014. I've been reading on the in-cel wiki that wizards on here don't like in-cels, why is that? What caused the rift between the two communities. From my experience on this site back in '14, it seems the two communities share more in common than not.
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Can someone tell me which script {+version] is being used on the texboard?
I am making a list of all the texboards, gathering information. Thanks.
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I have been lurking on wizchan for years but I am too afraid to make a thread/post because of what I've read about the mods and their tendency to bully you based on your posting history. What should I do?
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if you donate ejaculation fluid then you should be permy banned for intentions of impregnating a succubus because when you impregnate succubus and have kids somehwere in the world you aren't a wizard even if you never had sex. I remember a while back some dick wod was bragging about getting rich from donating his cum and being paid to jack off. he has kids now that he doesn't know and has impregnated multiple succubi, but he still posts here as if he isn't a normie. whats the difference between a "wizard" and a normalscum when you have kids? nothing and its even worse than that because many turbo normies don't have kids. having a kid is the most norming thing you can do and so if you have one then you are automatically disqualified from being a wizard.

this should apply even if you didn't have the intention of impregnating whores because you needed the money or donated with any other intention. regardless of your intentions, the consequence of impregnation will be the same and you will have a kids. donating with intentions is worse, but what really matters is the consequences o havinf kids that makes you not a wiz.

you can let them drink your cum though since that doesn't impregnate. if you fill a cup with cum for christian to drink then this isn't a strike and if you want to make money jacking off then this is how you do it. how much to charge? depends on the quality of the sperm
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why does the daytime mod get to break my anonymity on /b/ to harass me with stuff from my posting history?

does this mean I get to break my own anonymity too now? I might as well if that dicklet is treating it like it's nothing important
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Ban political and religious discussion

I propose to get rid of politics and religion site-wise, specifically because these are the main subjects which in a way attract most outsider and failed normalfags to this imageboard. LARPing as a traditional catholic or orthodox nofapper has been in vogue with gen z crabs and all sorts of people who tend to mistake this website for an asexual monk forum, and most of them come from 4chan /pol/ and affilated imageboards hoping to spread their moralfaggotry on this wizchan. Frankly I'm tired of putting up with their shit, and you can easily spot them because they keep reusing the same 3 buzzwords and wringing their hands about "degenerancy" and whatever doesn't fall in line with their outsider's dogmas. And on another note, what's the usefulness of discussing politics or knowing which party is gonna win which elections in an imageboard whose members' lives are for the most part uneventful and uninfluenced by politics? Filtering their normalfag slang would be a start, but I believe banning these outsiders would outright improve the quality of the website. Let me know what you guys think of this, I'd just like to have a place to talk with fellow virgins without having to witness it get infested by abject moralfaggotry or bible thumping crabs.
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Please delete the pedo thread on dep

That discussion is inherently non wizardly because it implies an interest in underage succubi, its literary breaking rule #2.
The thread is already a shitshow and if you let this pass these pedo fucks will feel embolden to spread their irrational, hostile drivel to other threads and boards. There is no discussion to be had, you cant reason, you cant state an argument, they will just pretend it never happened and continue obsessively writing about this shit over and over again, every day. Its like a fungus and crabs who are frustrated they dont get to fuck prime teen pussy have their own site they can shit up.
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Filter bad words

Can you please implement these terms
Nigger -> Wizard of color
Faggot -> Robelifter
Tranny -> Switch-Witch
Gook -> Wizard of the Orient
Fatso -> BigWiz
Dicklet -> SmallWand
Circumcised -> WandSnipped
R: 8 / I: 0
Ban all humans and anthropomorphized animals and objects. its okay if you're posting a video with humans in it, but we should focus on banning images with anything resembling humans. there is nothing worse than seeing humans. actually no. maybe uncivilized, undomesticated depictions of humans would be fine, like if you post images of the hadza tribe or other remaining hunters and gatherers it would be nice to see. they are the only exceptions, the rest of the humans are domesticated chimps that are too far gone in their own domestication to be salvagable. in fact, along with bannning all the civilized humans the mods should ban all images of the shit civilization has poisened the earth with. ban images of cities, ban monoagriculture and all agriculture in general apart from forest gardening or similar polyculture farming. ban cars, ban books, ban the programming thread and the technology thread. It might be a good idea to ban writing too since that came out of civilization but that would be impractical. one more excpetion – along with the nondomesticated people we can leave up images of homeless people since they are the most oppressed victims of civilization and it doesn't hurt as much to see them because we have in common that we are both oppressed. doing this should get rid of all these fucking normies from the website, which is 99% of the userbase.
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can you please ban the voca.ro posting faggot and his links?
that'll be great, thanks
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Ban anti-suicide posting

We've gotta deal with the normgroid menace. Who else but normalfags would, in a suicide thread/general post shit like "You need to take a break and go outside" or "Don't do it, there's so much to live for!". They also shame people for having these thoughts in the first place (e.g. "That's the loser's way out" or "Do you know how sad your mother will be?"). And there's also always that one religious guy who condemns suicidal posters to hell.
Just make it a rule 4.1 or something. "Do not dissuade from commiting suicide or show contempt for suicide ideation".
I know that there is a law against encouraging suicide, at least in some states, but you can always go around that by being neutral, e.g. "I hope you don't become a vegetable".
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Everything wrong with the "only virgins" rule.

Wizchan was always meant to be a place for certain people,people that is mostly depressed all the time,people that was rejected by society,people that have several mental issues,the rule about "being a male virgin" was meant to be some kind of reference to appeal to that kind of people,after all if you're a virgin at 25/30/40 while the vast majority of the population isn't there must be some kind of issue with you,you're not "normal",for any kind of reason you deviate from the "normality", you're an exception,and the virginity rule was made to open the door for that kind of people.

Now during the past years wizchan has been going the other way,successful people that have nothing to do with the wizchan culture post here all the time,they're successful,they're handsome,they're not depressed,not rejected by society, they are everything that a wizard is not supposed to be,and they are all tolerated because they are "virgins" or so they claim,we opened the door to "virgin" chads that share none of the qualities that a wizard was supposed to be,and we can't do anything because moderation always says "well they are virgins" and the chads say "well being a wizard is not the same as being a fucking loser lol".

The "virgins only" rule now seems like a joke instead of a way to keep normalfags away,like some kind of "thematic club" whose only point in common is that everyone is a virgin,nothing more,we don't share interests,we don't share lifestyles the only thing we "share" is the fact that we are virgins (if we even believe the chads that say so) now wizchan is full of people that wasn't here 5 years ago, gays,trannies,improvebrahs and just plain chads,but everything is ok because they are virgins,fucking Barron Trump can come and post here saying that he's a wizard because he's probably a virgin,this isn't right.

Honestly I don't know how we can fix this,it may be too late already,this place is normalfag infested now,and everyone keeps looking the other way around because "hey they are virgins so they can stay" wizardchan was not like this 5 or 6 years ago,wizchan was nice when we had /v9k/ and all that because it was still new and fresh,you knew you were posting with people that was just like you,now I don't know,I feel like I'm posting in a place full of normalfags with the difference that they can't mention their girlfriends.
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new banner thread

can you split the banner thread, archiving the old one, and letting a new thread be created

it is such a big thread it is hard to load sometimes my browser just crashes
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Clean up the Philosophy Thread

The thread in /hob/ for posting philosophy videos has a bunch of posts with videos that have been removed and they are taking up a lot of space in the thread. Since there is no point in keeping them there now that the videos have been deleted, can someone remove them?
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capitalist in the wageslave thread

>>>/dep/230089 This site is a joke, it's just a meme made by kiwifarms to laugh at actual wizards. Even though the wageslave thread, like most of this website, is filled with rubes and bootlicking chuds that don't even know what wageslave means and don't even think they are wageslaves because they are capitalist ideologues that think it is voluntary exchange, at least they are lumpenproletariat – wageslaves – so they should be able to post in the wageslave thread.

This poster is not a wageslave though, he is a fucking petty bourgeoisie capitalist employing people to slave for him. This isn't surprising though, since you fucking rubes praise the Supranos capitalist for being the mascot of the wageslave thread instead of putting an actual slave in the dirt as the representative for the thread.

So nothing is going to change, this is just to show the hypocrisy of this site and to show how much of a fucking joke it is.
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The more i lurk /b/ the more it seems to me nearly all of its posters are outsiders. In fact they don't even try to put effort into not being outsiders because they keep posting low quality memes straight out of s4s. Can anything be done about them? Why do mods delete pepes and wojaks on the spot but don't bat an eye when any other outsider meme is spammed?
R: 5 / I: 1
someone delete my thread >>>/music/5566 , this site is run by censorious communists

you don't have the right to keep my posts and great music (>99% mine) if you're going to apply double standards selectively and make unfounded accusations. there are other better imageboards i can post my jpop, kpop, 80s pop, etc. than this gulag
R: 6 / I: 0
Why does Wizchan block Tor? That seems dumb given the nature of imageboards is anonymity
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Wizchan 2020

I'm out                                                                                                                                                                      
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RIP Howard the mage of HURT

Daddy Howard is an honorary wizard. There should be a banner to celebrate him and show appreciation for all the butthurt he has given us. Instead of honor him and give him the respect he deserves, he is banished to the abyss and so many outsiders are here that he hardly gets posted anymore. How he has been treated here is an injustice. This is the least we can do for him.
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remove discord

they are insane failed normans beyond salvation

ban anyone who admits to taking part in these hideous discord groups
censor any discord urls posted
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Is Wizard Chan a joke imageboard?

I was looking at the rules and it mentioned you aren't allowed to discuss voluntary social activities.
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Ban all positivity

These “anti-crab” Wizards are less like us than normalfags who make all the benchmarks in life, 6 figures, kids etc.. and still say “nope, wasn’t worth it and life sucks”. Just because you never had sex doesn’t make you a non-normie. These kinds of Wizards are normie apologists! We shouldn’t hate normies for having sex and other successes in their lives, we should hate them for using these things to try to illegitimate our whole depressive perspective; “Hey bro, you’re just saying life sucks because you haven’t lived it and you’re a loser”. These normalfag apologist Wizards are doing just that anyway.
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proposal: keep everything on wizchan as it is

That's right
Wizchan should stay the way it is right now
Because I'm having loads of fun being on here!

All proposals currently on meta sound horrible and would ruin everything
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Are tulpas allowed to apply to be mods?

My tulpa is a 68 year old wizard and he really wants to be a wizchan mod. He has anxiety though and doesn't know if he'd be accepted. Are tulpas welcomed as mods?

We switch and he takes over my body. I don't remember what he does so I as a non-mod wouldn't remember the mod secrets. I think my tulpa would be a great mod.
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the nighttime mod is a stupid piece of shit, you know who you are

I was banned over rule 8 for 12 hours for replying to someone that didn't have any sort of "name, avatar, signature, or any variation thereof"

in the post I wrote "I've been gone all day, you're arguing with a completely different person," and he thinks that's a rule 8

you're such a stupid fat piece of shit
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Maybe we should make it so warning and ban messages tell you if your post was reported by a member of the community and the mods are acting on it. Then these rude posters will know it wasn't just a mod they were annoying but an angry burger Wiz like me. Might make them less hostile to our moddybobs diffusing blame.
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Can you mods please do something about the ceaseless gay spam and ERP on /b/? It doesn't belong on this site, regardless of whether the board is hidden or not.
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Increasing transparency

Since at least some of the mods are openly hostile towards the actual userbase of this site and like to abuse their power, I propose the introduction of some sort of global log. This log would be publicly accessible to all users and would document each and every sitewide change and mod action followed by a written explanation. Each event could be questioned and contested at will, and each staff member would be given an ID and be held accountable.

This could easily be implemented. It's a small step, but I feel it's a step in the right direction.

R: 15 / I: 1

Please let me purchase and save wizchan

Admin you quadruple nigger please just sell me the site so i can fix this shithole before it dies for good. Ill give you $600 its currently valued at $540 a whole $2000 less than it was valued just 3 years ago, and also down 1000+ unique page views. Theres also at most 40 posters on here now, please just take the money and wash your hands of this. This site will be worthless and literally dead in less than a year from now. The one good mod here can you please forward this to admin
R: 1 / I: 0

Unfairly warned

I made a thread not even an hour ago about female parasitism and it was deleted while I was warned? For what purpose exactly? The reason given was that it was an r9k themed thread but this is not true nor was it a reason to remove a thread.
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Fap Thread Removal

I'm here to propose a removal of the fap thread on /lounge/ for the wizard community. I dislike having to glance over the thread each time I browse /lounge/, and I don't think masturbating to visual stimuli involving succubi is good for the wizard's psyche.
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this site is so shit lately, and I though that it was me who shits it with low quality posts.
/b/ is now indistinguishable from your avarage 4chan or any other shithole chan.

any hot trend meme you got on mainstream boards - you can expect here. Don't get me wrong, I'm complaining, but before I visited /b/ to have a laugh, now it's a fucking toxic cesspool.
Listed boards are no different, occasionally you even can see fucking pepes and wojaks, what the fuck
R: 10 / I: 0

timezone setting

can this be added to user options? it is weird that there isn't an option to do this already
R: 5 / I: 0

Mod, what's wrong with you?

"You can blame yourself for why he came back"
Would you please care to explain why are you putting the responsibility on me? Why is it my fault that some idiotic kid on /b/ has come back?
How am I responsible for him returning? I never reply to his ramblings and I don't know him.
Mod, you cannot accuse me of things that are false and do it in such an angrily manner. This is the most unexpected thing that's happened to me this year on wizchan. Receiving a warning for something in which I have no implication.
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My feedback is that mods are doing an awesome job keeping all the rowdies in check and making wizchan a safe to browse wizard haven

My only criticism is that there's too many trouble makers on meta going on and on about how they hate order and authority
R: 5 / I: 1
Can we please have a third fap thread? I mean we already have one fap thread and mmd one, but what about another fap thread with gay stuff? 🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️(^o^)(^o^)(^o^)🐸^_^
R: 1 / I: 0
Everyone here is a rich kid spoiled brat youger than 25 with no real problems in their life that hangs out on discord all day. The mods gangstalk us with their kiwifarms buddies. This website is the fucking cancer
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Being a mod must be such a power trip. You can click on any anonymous post that interests you and instantly see a catalogue of every single post that person has ever made, even more posts than people see on the public history page. You can link someone to all of their posts, and then subtly signal to them that you know their post history and they can't do anything about it. Only you, the mod, can know his wizchan persona, and only you, the mod, can call him out on it across the entire website.
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The /meta/ board is the 2nd most toxic board next to /b/. Nearly all the thread replies are shit posting. There is no constructive debate or criticism over the website, moderation, or rules here. It feels like a /cow/kiwifarm playground. Why don't you just relegate this board to /b/?
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Wizchan Nomenclature?

I'm relativly new to Wizchan, can anyone create a list of terms used here, and describe them? Words like "volcel/warlock/etc…"
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Hey mods, why are there posts of "wizards" posting themselves talking to succubi on social media? Any particular reason? Just curious if this isn't a violation of rule 2. Thanks.