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 No.215297

In less than a year I will be a bonafide wizard and I have already started to feel at peace I feel great all the sadness and worries of my mid 20s are melting away. I love this new state of mind. What other powers come with wizzardship? One minor one is the general sexual disinterest in porn and the succubus that pass me by.

 No.215305

>What other powers come with wizzardship?
Hotspine
Enlumpening
Static accumulation
Public bathroom priority

 No.215307

doom

 No.215308

also because you're old and you don't like anything anymore, another anonymage called it the "agepill"

 No.215310

but yes at leas no more anxiety for normalfag things, at leas there's that
and NEETbux in my case

 No.215311

>>215307
>>215308
Sounds like faggotry. Why would entering middle age suddenly make things suck?

 No.215312

>>215311
because you're bored by everything, there is nothing really new on the net for old dudes, I don't see how it's difficult to understand.

 No.215315

>>215311
health, finances. They are the only thing that ever mattered at any age

 No.215319

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>>215312
>because you're bored by everything,
No we're not. Sounds like projection.
>there is nothing really new on the net for old dudes
The same stuff that appeals to him now would likely appeal to him later. Most anime that gets discussed by the oldfarts here is made for little succubi of all things. We're wizards, not bread and circus teenagers who need a constant stream of commercially produced media that's been focus-group selected to appeal specifically for us. As long as there are posts to read, anime succubus pics to share, music to hear, normalfags to mock, feels to feel, and vidya to game, there will always be something new that a wizard of any age can enjoy.
>I don't see how it's difficult to understand.
Of course you don't. You can't even put your own rationale in to words so it's probably difficult for you to understand yourself. We're sorry things are so difficult for you.

 No.215320

>>215319
dude you write like you are in your 20s so of course you enjoy things lol

most people here are old and mentally ill

>anime succubus pics to share, music to hear, normalfags to mock, feels to feel, and vidya to game

this is stuff you do in your 20s
being able to enjoy music when you're a 35 year old wizard is so impossible that just reading your sentence feels like a joke, let alone "anime succubus pics" lmao

just admit that you're in your 20s and you can't understand, that's fine.

life is a process, you're living an illusion right now

 No.215322

>>215320
>most people here are old and mentally ill
Wrong, and a projection again.
>this is stuff you do in your 20s
It is stuff wizards do in their 10s, 20s, 30s, 40s, and 50s. He's dead by 60.

You are having a breakdown and continuing to project your own status as the absolute. It's not even funny; we're genuinely sorry that you are this way.

 No.215323

>>215322
>Wrong
ok sure

let me repost part of your post though because it's making me LMAO and it deserves its hall of fame:
>As long as there are:
>posts to read
>anime succubus pics to share
>music to hear
>normalfags to mock
>feels to feel
>and vidya to game
>there will always be something new that a wizard of any age can enjoy

the amount of self-delusion and/or normalfaggotry lol

 No.215324

and cope and bluepill

 No.215328

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Op here God I hope I don't become doomposting fag kill me before that. But I am extremely at ease lately good home, good amount of neetbux/crypto/inheritance/food stamps. I do not want for anything I'm set for good. Hell I spent yesterday playing tf2 on my laptop in my bathtub using the new bathtub stand I bought. Comfy and well hydrated.

 No.215342

The older you get, the less desirable you become to succis, the more freedom you feel. Makes sense to me friend

 No.215359

>>215342
A lot of delusional normies think "men age like fine wine" and start hitting on 17-somethings. They think just because they saved up a few hundred K from wageslaving all succubi in the world want them.

When they get creepshamed they lash out and say society is corrupt and succubi have been 'ruined'.

What they fail to realize is they're old and decrepit, it would take billions for such a financial arrangement to work. Nobody likes them physically.
Even with billions, the only succubus who would agree to this is a jaded desperate third world succubus who has been completely defeated by life and just wants out of poverty fast.

I'm 52 myself and have no delusions about my desirability which is on the level of a bag of rocks. I physically cringe when 70-75 year old retirees with big pensions genuinely harass and try to hit on succubi 50 years their junior who just run away or try to get away from the situation without a word.

99,9% of fertile succubi prefer good looking 20-35 year old men (key word goodlooking, not just any man from that bracket) not a 67 year old retiree no matter whether he has 2 or 3 million dollars in his Roth IRA account.
Some guys just don't understand the train has long left the station and desperately try to cling on and become very creepy.

 No.215390

>>215359
Unironically I am a good looking man just have been a sperg my entire life with barely an interest in succubi besides boobs and ass in the mid 20s I just could never figure out how to talk to them and I was too polite just to pump and dump them even though I had many chances now that I'm here I have no more interest. It's weird and uplifting at the same time. What does it mean my response looks automated? Screw you I'm speaking from the heart.

 No.215404

>>215324
This isn't cope, this is acceptance. He is free, no desire no pain.

 No.215422

>>215404
It was an addition to >>215323.
Coping and bluepilled dude is >>215311 >>215319 >>215322

 No.216813

Impending Sarcopenia requires you to get ripped. Now.

 No.216823

I assume the only wizards who are content in their old age are wageslaves. Being a neet at this age just gives you a sense of the walls closing in around you. I can't imagine feeling more content at 30. 30 was when life finally started catching up with me and I realized I couldn't just hide away in my room forever.



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