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 No.216903

I've had this bottle for 5 years since I became 18 and realized my life is in a slow decline of low motivation and self hatred. Got into the part where I started playing a game I couldn't stand up to go to the bathroom because bad bladder and needed something close by. I've grown attached to my companion after a while. After it was full I'd not throw it out but empty it, wash it, and reuse. I don't know why but there was a connection. There was a time I fought with my dad because he said it was disgusting and tried to throw it out but he gave up and decided it was not worth it going back to the bottle from the outside garbage everytime he tried to throw it out. I don't know what is wrong with me or why I'm so attached to it. But there is this sense of guilt when I throw it out or the thought of doing it. I tried decorating it a bit too so it doesn't look so bland. I need help ffs.

 No.216904

put anime succubus stickers on it

 No.216905

post the bottle

 No.216906

>>216905
this
post your pissbottlefu

 No.216907

English aristocrats had fancy bedpans with their names in gold, which they would use ritually. A good jug is difficult to come by these. Treat yours well and it will continue to relieve you with confidence.

 No.216910

>>216903
Are you having any other recipient ready for when dad finally gets rid of the former one?

 No.216926

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>>216906
>>216905
Year 6 finding a new look for it tore the old one off which had a rocket ship sadly I didnt have pictures of it I might make this one into a jet pack or something might need to get supplies for it later once my cheque clears. Or maybe clothing made of cardboard of rui tachibana I'm not sure yet, maybe I'd need fabric for that one. So far it was only cardboard decorations. Maybe might attach another compartment for the stomach to put food in there when I go to restaurants with it or something
>>216910
Something that I don't find comfort of thinking about since it lasted this long for me and maybe forever fuck maybe if he does id have to. I mean it's easy to replace but I wouldn't be emotionally ready for it.

 No.216936

>>216926
A thick, well-rounded film of ammonia and salt. Well done.

 No.216943

I was into gross shit like this as a teen. Now as an adult i became obsessed with cleanliness

 No.217928

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Down the sink, this bottle I will pour

 No.217929

i don't think what actually it depends on, but i don't like relieving myself in my living/working space. it feels wrong for some reason. i also discovered that people who don't mind making their room a garbage bin are not very nice people. on the other hand piss bottle sounds like a chamberpot, so i'm really torn here. still i don't think i'd keep it in my room.

 No.217934

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>>216903
>>216926
>>217928
I understand that you are at a point in your life where you are in shit, but that does not justify you being so disgusting and vomiting.

 No.217935

I wish I was as based as you but last time I tried to have a piss bottle, my mother found out and scolded me so bad I gave up having one

 No.217936

>>217935
What part of this is 'based' exactly?

 No.217938

>>217936
because it shows freedom

 No.217939

>>217938
are you elated over freedom to live in piss?

 No.217941

>>217939
I would apprciate to live near my piss bottles

 No.217942

Kill yourself.

 No.217972

You have a beautiful relationship with your bottle, and i like the fact that your piss bottle is always by your side.
Besides that, do you have any other relationships?

 No.218045

My piss jug broke. I tried to explain about culture of piss jugs and piss bottles, even mentioned Dwayne Johnson using it on the movie set (it gets discarded later by the assistant or whoever). Father once said "What are you hiding it so for? I know it's piss in there". Though he might've forget and mother thinks he doesn't know.

Now I should leave my place without bigger pain my balls, near my eyes, ears from fibromyalgia, blood pressure to 160, with military center personnel looking for people to mobilize (though I prolly still be ineligible), to the convenience store where more and more people use NFC instead of cash while trying to find a replacement for my cup. All when medical commission and the nightmare with wageslavery possibility are looming.

 No.218064

>>218045
The last part struck me. You have to live in Ukraine / Russia?

 No.218081

>>218064
Ukraine. Parents are about to buy a plastic bowl for a female cat, but I won't ask to buy me a jug as my mother already said no about looking into the place at home where the previous jug was from.

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 No.218185

>>216903
>>216926
that's both funny and adorable. i see your 5yo piss bottle and raise you a 30yo teddy bear!

 No.218186

>>218045
>though I prolly still be ineligible)
Do you believe that? They everyone from epileptics to AIDS ridden amputees. It is a wild time to be sure. At least in the some areas, in my shit town there is little of that bus throwing. Probably cause it's filled with eastern 'refugees' with fat purses. But I do know that if you are on their radar, you are going to serve even if half-dead.

 No.219743

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>>216903
I can related a bit but instead of a piss bottle it's a cum sock, and I've been using it for only 1.5 ~ 2 years. No one's ever found it but I have to wash it like once per month because it starts stinking. I know that I should've thrown it away a long time ago, but I feel kind of bad about doing it, especially when I imagine that I might be depriving another sock of its pair.
I specifically use a sock because it's convenient – I just "wear" it on my dick when I'm about to cum, and I don't have to deal with the inconvenience of cumming on some surface/myself and cleaning afterwards, or awkwardly holding a tissue with another hand…
In my situation piss bottles aren't very useful or viable since the bathroom is a 10 second walk and piss bottles are harder to manage without being found out. I've only ever pissed in a bottle once, because the bathroom wasn't usable for a couple hours and I really wanted to piss.

 No.219744

>>219743
>I can related
I can relate*
NOT an ESLism, just muscle memory.

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 No.219752

>>218045
Do u men have to hide like jews in ww2?



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