No.220331
I have a small dick, small hands, shitty hairline, big nose, small and horribly misaligned teeth, ugly facial hair when I bother growing it out, and a faggoty sounding cuck voice. Just your typical genetically inferior dysgenic abomination muttmerican who gets indirectly cucked by Chad and Tyrone on a daily basis when they pump and dump all my crushes.
However, there has never been a greater blow to my confidence than being told on countless occasions, by multiple people, that I look like Mister Bean. Typically delivered in one of the following normalfaggoty manners:
"Ayo anyone ever told you you look like Mista Bean?"
(succubus) "Oh my god you know who you look like? You look just like that one guy on TV, what's his name? Ummmmmm, oh! Mr Beam! You look JUST like him."
"Hey man you ever seen Mr Bean's Holiday? No? You be lookin like him doe straight up"
At some point I tried playing it off. "Oh you mean Rowan Atkinson? Yeah I like his standup." (I really don't but I'm trying to get off the subject.)
"I dont know who dat iz cuz, all I know iz theres a dude on TV Mr Bean and you look like him"
Didn't work. The normalfags are completely fixated on my appearance and resemblance to a bumbling retard on TV.
I'm in my 30s now but this has been going on since high school ever since the niggers started calling me Bean, i.e. "What up Bean?"
One day at work some nigger started commenting on my appearance and said I look like someone… I was ready to be humiliated in front of everyone and called Bean once again. Imagine my relief when he revealed that he was thinking of "the guy from Step Brothers" (aka the ugly one.) It wasn't flattering in the least, but anything beats being called Bean.
If you're ever feeling down on yourself, just be glad and count your blessings that you don't resemble "Mr Bean from Mr Beans Holiday" or any other famously ugly person for that matter.
No.220333
Mr. Bean has so much more money than you it's unreal
No.220334
Stop caring what other people think and just bean yourself
No.220335
when you are not good looking, normals will try to clown on you.
such is the way of normals, i also get ostracized due to my looks and it is what it is.
No.220336
>>220335adding to my comment, take it easy wiz & try to enjoy your time in this earth.
probably would good to be passive aggressive (not insulting) about it, like responding by "i look like him, so what ?"
No.220338
if you look like mr bean how hard can it be to just get a radically different haircut? mr bean only has one haircut, no one is going to associate long hair with him
No.220344
>>220339>he dislikes muslimsWow I love Mr.Bean
No.220348
>>220346>able to empathizeas if they have enough brain capacity to understand, normies see everyone as below themselves and and will lash at you in anger if you will say they look like Dr.Evil
No.220352
He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth for his contribution to comedy and television. He holds a very high distinction (CBE, or Commander of the British Empire).
Yes he looks goofy but it's not the worst insult on the planet.
No.220358
>>220331>"Ayo anyone ever told you you look like Mista Bean?">(succubus) "Oh my god you know who you look like? You look just like that one guy on TV, what's his name? Ummmmmm, oh! Mr Beam! You look JUST like him.">"Hey man you ever seen Mr Bean's Holiday? No? You be lookin like him doe straight up"literally respond
"Haha yeah I get told that a lot"
omit the laugh if you want
and remember to smile
No.220359
>>220358This. Don't dwell on it, it's no use. They are vampires and will get only joy from you giving a fuck