/wiz/ - Wizardry

OP is a crab troll who read the Wizardchan ED article and is now playing along with the joke for epic creenshots.

>>220595
t. butthurt normgroid tourist who doesn't belong here

>Was Aristotle a pussy-chaser?
The fact that he had a son, Nicomachus, who completed his work on the Ethics suggests that he may have been. The fact that he had an eromenos also suggests he had other but equally sexual interests.
>Albert Einstein?
Yes, quite infamously. Einstein was a rakehell who told his wife to expect their marriage to be nonstop adultery and that if she was not a cuckquean she should get out now. She did not get out.

u goodly?

>>220610
If I were, I wouldn't be here.

>It's always the socially-rejected outliers like myself
OP just spelt out why he ought to be lol'd at. He's bitter because he was REJECTED. He didn't chose the celibate, dissident, pathstrayer life. He wanted to be soccially integrated, but he was REJECTED.

OP is a FAILED NORMIE who is ANGRY at people for rejecting him, and now he has SOUR GRAPES for that type of life. Everyone point at OP and laugh!

>>220636
good job noticing a fake wizza, my wizza👍

>>220636
Not all of us had a choice and we were born this way. If you weren't born a wizard and chose this path it means you were previously either a normalfag or a crab.

>>220650
>>220636
>>220637
You're trying too hard to fit in with this purity spiraling nonsense. No wonder this forum is on life support.

>>220653
Or to put it another way: overly toxic gatekeeping kills the community. See what happened to 7chan and so many other *chans.

>>220650
>Not all of us had a choice and we were born this way.
You weren't born a social reject. The other newborn babies in the postpartum ward weren't talking shit behind your back. You simply chose to behave in a certain ways throughout life as to cause succubi to dislike you. You weren't predetermined to be unfucked by age 21. You did have multiple choices, and you made the wrong ones. You're an adult male so own up to your poor decisions instead of blaming some sort of global feminist conspiracy. As dangerous as the global feminist cabal is, they're not to blame for you not getting laid.
>If you weren't born a wizard and chose this path it means you were previously either a normalfag or a crab.
Nobody is born a wizard. Wizardry is earned by holding on to our virginity beyond the age of 30. It's completely independent of how other people perceive you. Our title of wizard is not for females or society as a whole to determine the validity of through "rejection" and "acceptance". It is 100% our choice that we stay virgin. That may be uncomfortable for you to hear because it dubs you responsible for your own dry dick, but in this day and age where $200 is the difference between a night online or a nigh inside some succubus, you really have no excuse for staying a virgin if you don't want to be one. So yes, socially adapted normalfags and bitter succubi-hating crabs can be wizards if they don't have sex either through them rejecting relations or being rejected themselves. I was 14 when I decided that I'd rather play video games than have sex… Does that mean I was a normalfag as a child?


>>220653
>You're trying too hard to fit in with this purity spiraling nonsense
I'm embracing impurity - diversity - by claiming that wizards come in all varieties of social capacity, physical attributes, and outlooks. The only qualifier is our unified virginity (something laid out in the rules). It is him who demands purity in the form of "Only those who were BORN ugly and stupid can be wizards". Please read at least two posts back before engaging.
>>220654
>Or to put it another way: overly toxic gatekeeping kills the community.
Wizardchan's entire purpose is to distance from the sex-obsessed crabs AND normalfags of /r9k/. Casting out those who whine and complain about >nogf and tout their dissatisfaction with their wizardry is a pillar of Wizchan's identity. You are completely flipping the point of Wizchan upside-down.
>See what happened to 7chan and so many other *chans.
/r9k/, socialites, 3DPD, namefaggotry, soyjaks, LGBTQ, and Discord cliques killed these boards. Wizchan has none of that.

Another nice image to counteract OP's ugly webcomic.

Someone who is born a wizard would remain a wizard in any timeline and even if you took a time machine back you would end up with the same result. Someone who "chose" to be a wizard is implying they would not be a wizard in another timeline, or if they took a time machine, they would do everything to escape being a wizard. So a halfblood/mudblood, limited mana pool, unstable magic, weak spells.

>>220656
>I'm embracing impurity - diversity - by claiming that wizards come in all varieties of social capacity, physical attributes, and outlooks.
I appreciate that.
>I was 14 when I decided that I'd rather play video games than have sex
I wonder how much of that was your own decision. You could say I made a similar decision, but in reality, I didn't have much of a choice, so I just gave up and accepted my fate.
>It is 100% our choice that we stay virgin.
Yes, it's true that sex is available to most of us, but it happens to be the one kind of sex we do not want - sex with a literal whore.
>in this day and age where $200 is the difference between a night online or a nigh inside some succubus
Good point, it shows that what we really want is not just sex itself, but love. And the lack of love is a problem that applies not only to men, but also succubi. Even many succubi who are having lots of sex, are not loved, but merely fucked for bodily pleasure. Media pay lots of attention to sex, but real, true love with devotion has become a taboo.
Do you really think each of those love-starved souls ended up the way they did because of their own, individual choices? Or are there outside factors at play?
What about obesity in America? Is every fatass burger to be blamed separately for their unique condition? Is it mere chance that people who make fattening decisions, happen to be Americans? Or is it that most of the "food" available to them is full of poisons that are banned in many other countries?

>>220663
This. It all boils down to genetic determinism. The chances of a very facially ugly 5'4 guy like me being genuinely desired by succubi is around the same level as a random down syndrome person from Germany becoming the King of England.

Sure, it's *physically possible* within the laws of the universe, but the universe will die an infinite number of heat deaths before even one such timeline spawns.

>>220656
>You weren't born a social reject
>Nobody is born a wizard
You are if you're born with autism, you self-improover normalfag

>>220674
Fine just wallow in misery then

>>220674
Shove your "born to be sad" blackpill nonsense up your ass. Actually having autism would result in a chemical-level indifference to sexual relationships. You're not a punished autist doomer destined to have feels forever. You're a shy and reserved man with no hobies or social outlets. You can be happy in any way a normal person can, and you can come to stop feeling dread over the fact that no succubus ever touched your dong.

Be real with us.. Where did you "learn" these ideas of yours? Who convinced you that you as an "autist" must wallow in sorrow for your entire life? What good were they doing by convincing you of that and what was so commanding about them that you respected their suggestions? Were they just a bunch of softspoken faggots on some Discord server or tranny-wridden altchan?

>>220676
>autistic people can be as happy as a normal person can

lmfao

>>220676
Nice gaslighting.
You have to go back.

>>220688
Someone saying that happiness is possible is not gaslighting.

>>220689
That's not what you're saying, you're saying that autism doesn't exist and everyone can be successful if they just improooove, bro.

>>220676
This message is false on many levels. First off, autistics (especially males) have a considerably higher sex drive than neurotypicals due to an excess of androgen exposure in the uterus.

Since autistic heterosexual males are in general shunned by succubi, this leads to autistics adapting all sorts of strange paraphilias and fetishes to cope with sexlessness, or they commit suicide due to forced loneliness.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5789215/

>>220692
>T you're saying that autism doesn't exist
I'm not saying autism doesn't exist. I'm saying nobody here is autistic, but rather they were convinced they were by some terminally online dipshits who enjoy bringing young men down. You're not autistic.
>everyone can be successful if they just improooove, bro.
I never said anything about success, which is a whole other subjective can of worms. I said that happiness is never permenantly beyond reach for anyone. Now if you set your own standards high and will only be happy when you're fucking the fastest cars and driving the hottest middleschool succubi, then yeah good luck with that. But for most of these "autists", happiness is a good manga and some sunshine away.

I sure hope nobody who's on the edge of hopelessness reads your awful pots, or they may feel justified in letting themselves submit to the sad feelings.

>>220693
>That link
>"high functioning autism"
Isn't autism. It's called being slow, being odd, a little quirky, kind of weird, not quick to fit in, and a myriad of other terms that don't try to cram it on to the same spectrum as pants-on-head retarded.

>>220693
can give a link to more info about the excess of androgen exposure in the uterus?

>>220700
>bro you're not autistic, you're just like us but a little bit weird, that's all dude
>pull yourself by your bootstraps and just. be. happy. brooooo
Fuck you, you're repeating the same mantra as the normalfags that make us autists' lives miserable.

>>220712
Autism has been "increasing" because of "diagnostic drift," not vaccines.

"Diagnostic drift" refers to a phenomenon where the criteria used to diagnose a particular disease or condition gradually shift over time, often leading to an increased rate of diagnosis for milder or less severe presentations of that condition, sometimes due to improved diagnostic tools or changes in medical practice, potentially resulting in overdiagnosis and unnecessary treatment.

I would point out that in the past, even severe cases of autism were often not diagnosed as "autism," it was just put under an umbrella of "mental retardation."

>>220715
So let's assume there are anons on wizchan with diagnosed autism. Since you said no one here really is autistic, that would mean those anons are either of tho things:
1) normies who act autistic because they believe in their diagnosis
2) retards
Is that what you're saying?

>>220700
>>220715
Sorry, do you know about 8ch era dogisaga comic?

This thread is derailed and has gone down the drain.
>>220593
OP majority of inventors and discoverers in civilised period of history were sexhavers. That's cause they constitute majority of the population. While cels, wizs, and what have you have always been the minority, and therefore only minority of the discoverers were like Newton.
>>220636
Look man must wizards are also rejected by the normies but the truth is that even those wizards are unhappy, I mean take a look at this board, most users here are depressed and some of them on /dep/ contemplate suicide.
>>220656
Stop pushing free will and even if free will did exist you certainly didn't get to choose your genetics as he said >>220672

>>220700 here, >>220715 isn't me.
>>220712
Cut this "I'm a sad wittle autismo puppy who gnomies spit on and made misowibble by denying my vawidity :'( bullcrap. It's infantile. You can only argue by taking what is said to you and making a strawman out of it complete with surfer brah lingo. I honestly can't tell if you're parodying /r9k/-2014 or CrabsCo. You express yourself quite passionately for an "autist"…

>>220717
>So let's assume there are anons on wizchan with diagnosed autism
The first thing would be to assume that the doctor who diagnosed them is a quack. If someone is:
- Capable of navigating the internet
- Desperate for a personal network enough to seek out a board specifically for his lifestyle
- Is able to deduce nuance, sarcasm, references, and board culture from text alone to comfortably post
- Is able to endure the attacks and banter that come packaged with an imageboard
Then that man doesn't have autism. The social desires in combination with the ability to integrate with others through the harshest of text-based interaction is directly contrary to what autism does to a guy. Remember, despite what personality-starved whackjobs will tell you, talking on an imageboard is a normal social endeavor. It is something a normal person would enjoy alongside any other person be they normal or weird, or odd, or just plain perverse. Imageboards are not and never were in any way "catered to autists" or any other mental deficiency. There are many boards including this one that focus on and seek to provide safe havens for those whose interests may align with an autitic person's, but the social nature and de facto hostility make imageboards a horrible place for real autists.

>Since you said no one here really is autistic, that would mean those anons are either of tho things:
>1) normies who act autistic because they believe in their diagnosis
>2) retards
After so long you've finally spilled the spaghetti… You believe there are only "autists" and "normies" - nothing in between. If someone on /lounge/ said he didn't have autism, you'd call him a NORMIE… And NORMIES are BANNED because they're EVIL, right? Unlike autism, normalcy is a spectrum. There are no autistics here and I doubt there are any normalfags either, because this board doesn't appeal to either autists (by my former explanation) nor does it appeal to normalfags. The function of an imageboard can appeal to normalfags, but the subject matter of the board as built by the community and enforced by the staff doesn't create an atmosphere where a normal person would want to engage. So no, there are no autists here and there are no normies here. There are only virgin men who are just as capable of cozying out to a good anime, a walk on the beach, or a motorcycle ride to get tendies. There are wizards here.

You've proved that there are retard here though. Please change that swiftly by leaving.

>>220718
I do not. Care to post?

>>220720
>Look man must wizards are also rejected by the normies
They shouldn't care. They shouldn't be pursuing contact with normies enough to be "rejected" by them, and they shouldn't feel bad if they are. Why would the people who call normies 'scum, dirt, evil demons, subhuman trash' etc, feel bad about not being accepted by those people? That's why I say sour grapes. The "failed normie" wants to be accepted by them, but failed to be. His desire for acceptance alone in spite of his success is contrary to autism.
>Stop pushing free will
Free will exists.
>even if free will did exist you certainly didn't get to choose your genetics
And now as expected, you have your own definition of free will that conveniently makes you no longer responsible for the things you do in this life because your parents had poo pants or something. It'll only be a semantical argument from here on out, so take it to the thread specifically about that.

>>220721
Get your head out of your ass man, your imagination of an autistic person is wrong, and you keep projecting archetypes onto anons.
>If someone is (sociable on the internet) Then that man doesn't have autism
People don't speak in real life as eloquently as they type, some anons even described in detail the inability to put their thoughts into words when talking with someone irl. Also please keep your posts shorter, you tend to get unhinged when excited, it really shows that you think of anons here in simplistic ways.

>>220722
Anon is confusing High functioning autism to Schizoid personality disorder

>>220721
>Care to post?
The one pic limit on this board, bro

>>220723
Doctors themselves are confused and don't mean well, so they're knowingly confusing young people because of it. "High functioning autism" doesn't exist. Autism itself implies low-function in just about every aspect of human life. It's like calling a spicy Dorito flavor the "Cool $ Mild Ultraspicy Hot Chippu". Because of this nonsense, we get shizotypal and just plain unsocial guys being told they have autism. Then they read up on what autism is, join online "support groups" (trolls who like to bring guys down), and start feeling helpless to improve themselves and grow as any other human does. inb4 someone read the word "improve", quotes it as "IMPROOOOV BRO", and calls me a normie

>>220724
That's pretty good. Unfortunately reality is not so innocent. Why is it so bad that guys are being labelled and labeling themselves as autistic? Because it's more than just a word - it's an implication of being incapacitated, sensitive, and weak. To suggest someone are those things is just like calling them or themselves a retard. Nobody should say "yeah I agree I am a fucking vegetable poopoo retard". Here's a rundown of a chain of thoughts that anyone can witness guys going through just from scraping the surface of /dep/:

Anon just read up that he may be autistic! He's such a special boy. Let's see how he's handling this.
>I have autism, so I should only talk in communities where there are other autists.
>I'm not good at videogames, must be my autism. I won't enjoy playing them anymore.
>I'm too autistic to order a pizza, so I guess I'll starve.
>I want to draw anime succubi pictures, but they say guys like me with autism can't do good art. Just look at Chris-Chan!
>I'm unfulfilled, have been sitting around doing nothing, and my health is failing… My autistic online friends said this is normal for us with autism.
>I'm feeling suicidal, hopeless, and drained. Those guys online said that us with autism are doomed to feel this way forever, to never be happy, so why bother trying to cheer up?

Then the young guy kills himself, and all the trolls, normies, and predeterminists laugh at his demise. It's literally Doki Doki Literature Club Sayori being groomed to death by Monika for the lulz. "Those guys online" and anyone parroting their anti-male nigger bullshit should be banned and flayed. Don't be that guy online.

>>220722
>your imagination of an autistic person is wrong, and you keep projecting archetypes onto anons.
I'm going by the books, the medical journals.
>People don't speak in real life as eloquently as they type
Real autists don't speak eloquently at all, because they have autism (low-functioning mental retardation).
>some anons even described in detail the inability to put their thoughts into words when talking with someone irl
Like every human in existence? It's yet another normal thing that trolls and idiots dub a "symptom of autism".
>Also please keep your posts shorter
>"Please please please don't put any basic effort in to arguing against my destructive lies"
Now that's pathetic. That reply was to 4 posts.
>you tend to get unhinged when excited
Uhmm sweety, can you like, have a normal one? thanks.
>it really shows that you think of anons here in simplistic ways.
We are all simple here. Or is being simple now a sure indicator of autism? Am I high-functionally dysfunctional?

>>220728
>66% of autistic adults have thought about taking their own life
>35% have attempted suicide
>between 11-41% of those who die by suicide present autistic traits
>40% of autistic men are virgins
>85% of adults with autism are unemployed
>the average autism life expectancy is around 54 years old (72 for the entire population)
>85~90% of high functioning autistic adults with uni degrees are unemployed, vs the neurotypical unemployment rate of 5% and Down Syndrome unemployment rate of 50%.
>The suicide rate of ASD people is 15x the general population's.
>Only a minority of ASD people (especially men) will ever even have one relationship and the divorce rate of marriages in which one partner is neurotypical and the other is autistic is 80%.
>90% of autistic kids get bullied in school and one study found that 63% of all bullied kids were autistic

here's no bigger curse on a human than autism

I'd rather be a nigger, a faggot, a drug addict, physically disabled or live in poverty than have ASD

It makes every interaction with every person an absolute disaster and it's almost almost impossible to survive on your own

I'm obsessed with numbers and small irrelevant things that stimulate my visual senses but when it comes to human emotions I'm completely inept and have to fake it by memorizing what others say and do

This world is not designed for people like me, I'm equal to human garbage

>>220730
>I'm equal to human garbage
No you're not. And if you truly believe you are, then you should keep it to yourself so you don't get it in to some poor guy's head the he is garbage because of his "autism".

>>220731
Looking back at all the interviews I've had that I thought went well that lead to no job offers despite my much higher education level than anyone they were interviewing (yes here is my degree from this prestigious institution)….
Later in life learning I was an autistic retard and realizing, oh those normies could see something was off about me…it all made sense
Oh fuck now I get it…
Now fucking average normie from ABC generic school gets the career I should have had just because I was born an autist

>>220593
God this website really is a containment centre for 15 year old crabs

Go to r9k please stop shitting up stuff with your tiktok

>>220731
>>220728
You really think that people start behaving in those ways after talking to strangers online? You really think that a bunch of people who don't really know them can influence them to that extent? Show me a single guy who didn't display any abnormal behaviors since birth and then "became an autist" through online conversations. People like that don't exist. It's as if you'd convinced yourself that it's an infectious disease and not a congenital disorder and you're trying to separate the sick from the healthy. It's quite funny to read, actually. You basically told a guy "well, if you really have autism then better not talk to anyone so the disease doesn't spread" lol. Can't fix the problem? Sweep it under a rug and think you made it better because you can't see it anymore. That's you.

>>220730
Those statistics are fucking brutal

>>220730
Autism a meme peddled by (((psychiatry)))

>>220741
He either never experienced being autistic and thinks people are just role-playing it, or (more pathetic imo) anon himself is autistic, but he lifted some weights, felt his bicep, and now his self esteem won't let him accept that he's one of the "retards" because he got a compliment from a succubus once

>>220656
so it is okay to browase wizchan and orher imageboard?

>>220762
>anime posting
Autisto.

I sincerely don't understand why every other post on this website is a spiteful crab and/or troll now. How do these people even find Wizchan and why are they so intent on bringing others down?

>>220734
Normies love to give you the medical definition of autism which is retardation and put you down. They don't understand the definition of autism that we use on chans.

>>220676
"people" like this remind me that the main issue with humanity in general is not traits of character, namely extroverted-introverted etc. but low IQ.

it should be appallingly obvious that nobody likes autistic people. They do not want to hire us, they do not want to be friends with us they definitely do not want to date us and many of them will not even rent to us! Social exclusion does in fact pose an existential threat to those on the spectrum which is why we have no choice but to form our own exclusive communities.

This is why I am proposing that 115 IQ Aspies begin networking with their fellow autists of similar cognitive ability. Despite the fact that many of us excel at STEM fields, many employers refuse to hire us due to our social deficits. The obvious solution to this problem is to start our own companies that only hire above average IQ autistic people. Doing so will solve the problems of employment discrimination and workplace bullying while allowing greater efficiency.

I personally am tired of people like us being the rejected and humiliated laughing stock of the entire internet. This is why it is time for us to separate from the neurotypicals and build our own separate and exclusive communities.

>>220778
Eh, this is already what most high functioning autists do.

They don't go and work for Meta or Google.

They band with their kind to create new businesses/startups of their own. If nobody hires you, hire yourself and sell your labor.

>>220778
>The obvious solution to this problem is to start our own companies that only hire above average IQ autistic people.
The problem with this solution is that no autistic person will ever be a successful company manager for the exact reasons you mentioned in the first paragraph of your post. Securing contracts is all about networking and nepotism.