No.223713
>When do the magic powers kick in by the way?
The "30 years" doesn't account for leap years so it's actually 30 years + 7 days
No.223716
>>223713not OP but thanks for the
heads up
No.223730
>>223726Yes.
>>223728No, it was sincere. I was in high spirits when I wrote it. The depression has got me now.
No.223732
You're not going to have much magic if you haven't been practicing mana retention and arcane knowledge in the years leading up to 30.
No.225023
>>225012Not going to post mine, but I notice I have balded even more than you or OP at just 26.
I think balding early is a big femaIe deterrent but idgaf at this point. I'm waiting to turn 30,
No.225024
>>223732what sort of arcane knowledge?
No.225026
>>225012The bow tie and suspenders are kino
No.225035
>>225034That's crazy, Pepe.
No.225037
>>225035To top it off I'm 168cm (5'4?).
No.225040
>>225034Looks like a cool kid with an even cooler runescape character, CoD aim and decent skills in maths. Too bad puberty is lurking around and about to put an end to his enjoyment of life for good.
No.225048
>>225047Random adults made a 10 years later version of it and that one is fake. The original was only on stupidvideos and it was never super viral, it had like 50k views. That was before Youtube.
No.225096
damn I forgot the meme, I will become a wizard next year. I remember when I turned 21 I would end up like this. not a single year surprised me, it's exactly how I imagined it.
No.225150
>>225034You were one of the crazy frog brothers?
No.225158
>>225153Personally I'd go for the 1960's-1980's comic book or hifi audio guy (bald+ponytail) if my hairline was closer to that (always liked that look). Sadly my hair is too thin and would be a rat tail instead.
No.225174
I'm pretty convinced early balding is why a lot of guys end up permavirgins. Not Vin Diesel "shaved my head bald", I mean early male pattern balding.
I used to play MTG and DnD in a card shop and it was literally all balded young guys who were single and never dated anyone. Me, I had thin full hair until 24 but then all of it fell off except in the back and sides.
No.225177
>>225174People with early MPB also have other features that repulse succubi. Usually recessed faces, very neurodivergent brains and personality, heavily introverted, weird hobbies like trains, fantasy card games and pokemon etc.
Though the early onset balding is just a physical signal that makes it easier to spot "weirdos".
What's funny is it happened to me in HIGH SCHOOL. I was beyond ashamed and stopped going to school after a while.
No.225186
>>225153buzz it off blin!
or better yet, PREPARE LAZER EPILATOR
No.225196
>>225177As a 28 y/o with little poor hair, that's pretty accurate. However 'Wizardry' are a very complex archetype behind simply assuming their lack of sex experience. For me, Wizardry may be a form of rational crabdom (hateless por rageless), ubergeekiness, sperg/ND tendies, schizoid-like social aloofness, all in one. In other words, there are a lot of ugly people and even virgins who can't fullfil the specific archetype. Think on it.
No.225230
why is this thread full of people posting images pretending to be themselves but are clearly not them if you just reverse image search them on google?