Today I become a wizard.

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Today I become a wizard. Anonymage 05/01/25 (Thu) 20:07:54 No.223712

Hello, fellow wizards! I have turned 30 today. Thought I'd celebrate the occasion by popping in to check this fine tower of wizardry. The rules say you only have to be 18 so I guess I could have posted here sooner but it feels more appropriate to be here having earned my cloak and hat. When do the magic powers kick in by the way? I want to speck into conjuration if possible. Having a little homunculus around to carry my stuff sounds nice.

Anonymage 05/01/25 (Thu) 20:47:41 No.223713

>When do the magic powers kick in by the way?
The "30 years" doesn't account for leap years so it's actually 30 years + 7 days

Anonymage 05/01/25 (Thu) 21:00:42 No.223716

>>223713
not OP but thanks for the heads up

Anonymage 05/02/25 (Fri) 01:44:16 No.223728

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This post feels insincere. My intuition tells me it is born of a mocking spirit; please depart.

Anonymage 05/02/25 (Fri) 02:35:36 No.223730

>>223726
Yes.
>>223728
No, it was sincere. I was in high spirits when I wrote it. The depression has got me now.

Anonymage 05/02/25 (Fri) 03:08:19 No.223732

You're not going to have much magic if you haven't been practicing mana retention and arcane knowledge in the years leading up to 30.

Anonymage 06/29/25 (Sun) 11:46:22 No.225012

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I'm just 28 and still Virginia, however I don't pretend losing muy virginity ever, fortunaly chicks don't consider me beautiful also. t. Pre-wizard asocial guy enjoying my 'uncommon' (to normies) dream life, mostly inside that outside.

Pic related because why not? OP posted his face as well.

Anonymage 06/29/25 (Sun) 22:52:59 No.225023

>>225012
Not going to post mine, but I notice I have balded even more than you or OP at just 26.

I think balding early is a big femaIe deterrent but idgaf at this point. I'm waiting to turn 30,

Anonymage 06/29/25 (Sun) 23:24:25 No.225024

>>223732
what sort of arcane knowledge?

Anonymage 06/30/25 (Mon) 01:16:24 No.225026

>>225012
The bow tie and suspenders are kino

Anonymage 06/30/25 (Mon) 20:03:38 No.225034

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This is me at 13. Even then I had very deep nasolabial folds of a 40 year old and zero cheekbone definition despite being underweight.

I also balded at 18 and have no beard growth whatsoever. I have severe nearsightedness.
My genetics are a curse. I've just kept to myself after high school when succubi called me a creep and weirdo despite me not even looking at them. Now I'm 30.

Anonymage 06/30/25 (Mon) 20:12:30 No.225035

>>225034
That's crazy, Pepe.

Anonymage 06/30/25 (Mon) 20:27:39 No.225037

>>225035
To top it off I'm 168cm (5'4?).

Anonymage 06/30/25 (Mon) 20:29:05 No.225038

>>225037
5’6

Anonymage 06/30/25 (Mon) 20:45:34 No.225039

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>>225034
That's pretty bad but not as bad as my case. This was me at 8 and I still have mostly the same face. Not only are my teeth even more uneven now, but they are also covered with plaque and I have tonsil stones that give me the breath of death. I'm not really balding but my head won't grow hair longer than about 2cm anywhere but on the nape. I literally can't have any haircut other than the mullet. Oh and my nose in disproportionally small and forces me to breathe with my mouth. Couple that with the smelly breath I mentioned and you can imagine how much people avoid me.

Anonymage 06/30/25 (Mon) 20:51:36 No.225040

>>225034
Looks like a cool kid with an even cooler runescape character, CoD aim and decent skills in maths. Too bad puberty is lurking around and about to put an end to his enjoyment of life for good.

Anonymage 07/01/25 (Tue) 07:58:53 No.225047

>>225034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEP1G6PcQO8

Is this really you?

Anonymage 07/01/25 (Tue) 11:19:53 No.225048

>>225047
Random adults made a 10 years later version of it and that one is fake. The original was only on stupidvideos and it was never super viral, it had like 50k views. That was before Youtube.

Anonymage 07/06/25 (Sun) 00:36:10 No.225096

damn I forgot the meme, I will become a wizard next year. I remember when I turned 21 I would end up like this. not a single year surprised me, it's exactly how I imagined it.

Anonymage 07/09/25 (Wed) 19:21:53 No.225150

>>225034
You were one of the crazy frog brothers?