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 No.223712

Hello, fellow wizards! I have turned 30 today. Thought I'd celebrate the occasion by popping in to check this fine tower of wizardry. The rules say you only have to be 18 so I guess I could have posted here sooner but it feels more appropriate to be here having earned my cloak and hat. When do the magic powers kick in by the way? I want to speck into conjuration if possible. Having a little homunculus around to carry my stuff sounds nice.

 No.223713

>When do the magic powers kick in by the way?
The "30 years" doesn't account for leap years so it's actually 30 years + 7 days

 No.223716

>>223713
not OP but thanks for the heads up

 No.223728

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This post feels insincere. My intuition tells me it is born of a mocking spirit; please depart.

 No.223730

>>223726
Yes.
>>223728
No, it was sincere. I was in high spirits when I wrote it. The depression has got me now.

 No.223732

You're not going to have much magic if you haven't been practicing mana retention and arcane knowledge in the years leading up to 30.

 No.225012

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I'm just 28 and still Virginia, however I don't pretend losing muy virginity ever, fortunaly chicks don't consider me beautiful also. t. Pre-wizard asocial guy enjoying my 'uncommon' (to normies) dream life, mostly inside that outside.

Pic related because why not? OP posted his face as well.

 No.225023

>>225012
Not going to post mine, but I notice I have balded even more than you or OP at just 26.

I think balding early is a big femaIe deterrent but idgaf at this point. I'm waiting to turn 30,

 No.225024

>>223732
what sort of arcane knowledge?

 No.225026

>>225012
The bow tie and suspenders are kino

 No.225034

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This is me at 13. Even then I had very deep nasolabial folds of a 40 year old and zero cheekbone definition despite being underweight.

I also balded at 18 and have no beard growth whatsoever. I have severe nearsightedness.
My genetics are a curse. I've just kept to myself after high school when succubi called me a creep and weirdo despite me not even looking at them. Now I'm 30.

 No.225035

>>225034
That's crazy, Pepe.

 No.225037

>>225035
To top it off I'm 168cm (5'4?).

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 No.225040

>>225034
Looks like a cool kid with an even cooler runescape character, CoD aim and decent skills in maths. Too bad puberty is lurking around and about to put an end to his enjoyment of life for good.

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 No.225048

>>225047
Random adults made a 10 years later version of it and that one is fake. The original was only on stupidvideos and it was never super viral, it had like 50k views. That was before Youtube.

 No.225096

damn I forgot the meme, I will become a wizard next year. I remember when I turned 21 I would end up like this. not a single year surprised me, it's exactly how I imagined it.

 No.225150

>>225034
You were one of the crazy frog brothers?

 No.225153

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19 years old but I already have less hair than most 30 year olds

 No.225158

>>225153
Personally I'd go for the 1960's-1980's comic book or hifi audio guy (bald+ponytail) if my hairline was closer to that (always liked that look). Sadly my hair is too thin and would be a rat tail instead.

 No.225174

I'm pretty convinced early balding is why a lot of guys end up permavirgins. Not Vin Diesel "shaved my head bald", I mean early male pattern balding.

I used to play MTG and DnD in a card shop and it was literally all balded young guys who were single and never dated anyone. Me, I had thin full hair until 24 but then all of it fell off except in the back and sides.

 No.225177

>>225174
People with early MPB also have other features that repulse succubi. Usually recessed faces, very neurodivergent brains and personality, heavily introverted, weird hobbies like trains, fantasy card games and pokemon etc.

Though the early onset balding is just a physical signal that makes it easier to spot "weirdos".
What's funny is it happened to me in HIGH SCHOOL. I was beyond ashamed and stopped going to school after a while.

 No.225186

>>225153
buzz it off blin!


or better yet, PREPARE LAZER EPILATOR

 No.225196

>>225177
As a 28 y/o with little poor hair, that's pretty accurate. However 'Wizardry' are a very complex archetype behind simply assuming their lack of sex experience. For me, Wizardry may be a form of rational crabdom (hateless por rageless), ubergeekiness, sperg/ND tendies, schizoid-like social aloofness, all in one. In other words, there are a lot of ugly people and even virgins who can't fullfil the specific archetype. Think on it.

 No.225230

why is this thread full of people posting images pretending to be themselves but are clearly not them if you just reverse image search them on google?

 No.225231

>>225230
Newfag

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