No.224014
Commission an optician to produce for you a pair of prescription spectacles.
No.224016
do you spend a lot of time in meatspace? i'm on the computer basically 24/7 as a neetie and i have similar issues. i can't deal with the embodied nature of reality. i keep bumping into things and often ignore signals from my body and generally find it a complete nuisance. wish i could upload my wizbrain into a computer and live on the net forever.
No.224018
>>224014Sorry, I just understood what you said, English isn't my native tongue.
No.224019
do you have a problem with those things?
No.224020
>>224019i made it clear in my post, at least i did try.
No.224021
>>224020made it crystal clear once and for all and for always?
No.224022
I have the same problem but not as bad as you. The problem is that I can still do those things if I focus and put effort into doing it properly but I have compulsive daydreaming and low motivation so I just zone out while I am driving and shit. Well it could be worse. There are people with physical disabilities or neurological conditions that are worse at those things but they still survive anyway. I just see myself as a disabled person and expect myself to fuck things up that normal people can do. It doesn't bother me as much if my expectations is low.
No.224023
>>224022i know what you mean, i have seen a downie wageslaving at a bakery store, it was so funny given how he has a job, but i don't.
No.224028
This is all very basic and common I think even among normal people. I believe it is called a klutz. I am like you too. I have trouble following the directions and orders of others simply because I space out so much and live in my own little world. I stumble into everything in my way, sometimes my feet get mixed with each other and I almost fall because of myself. I have trouble finding stuff even when it is in front of me.
>i also can't understand people often times, they speak too fast and i too speak too fast they can't understand me.
Yeah, sometimes I too just stand and nod and pretend to understand what they say when I absolutely didn't understand what they said. Many people don't know how to talk properly and I just can't be bothered to ask them to repeat themselves.
No.224040
Why is it that when teens lie to the internet about their age, they always stretch it to like 30+ years ahead of their actual age? You know you can just say you're 20, right?
If you're gonna lie that hard, pay attention to your dad's typing style first. I'm sure he has a facebook, right? If he privates it, just add him
No.224042
>>224040"I personally can't imagine myself living past 30 without either killing myself or identifying as a succubus, so that must mean everyone else claiming to be 30+ man is a lying LARPer!"
The internet is old now. Imageboards are old. When I was /r/ing 1280x1024 wallpapers of Kagamine Rin as a 14 year old back in 2009, guys were there talking about how they keep Nendoroids on their desk at work, and how sad it is that the female students they teach don't dress nicely like 2Ds, about how their company's I.T is finaly letting ME-tan go… Posts like yours accusing everyone of being underageb& have been made by idiots consistenty since Wizardchan first came online 12 years ago. Those who were wizards back then are now in their mid 40s.
You neurotically doubt the legitimacy of simple claims such as "I'm an adult male" on a forum for adult males. You failed to tune in to the internet's frequency. You're out of touch.
No.224055
You sound like I used to be, do you also easily get lost? I shut down a part of my brain because of trauma and existed as a person using only a part of my brain missing many crucial things other people take for granted
No.224057
>>224050Imageboards are very popular with socially ostracised teenagers, quit lying to yourself.
>>224050You don't have to, it's obvious enough you're a youngfag. I'm not even knocking you for being young, everyone on this website is. There aren't too many real wizards left around these parts. I know what you're doing because I used to do the same shit.
>I only have two decades of life left but I talk like a discorder with a high school level vocabulary, and I avatarfag with a 2010s moe succubusI'm just saying lower your fake age next time. Shoot for 29. Anyway, carry on with the blog thread filled with half-truths.
No.224058
>>224057The obviously young one is you. What would you expect from a 40+ year old to talk like? Like Gandalf or Yoda? lol
Do you think I identify with the pic I posted?
No.224059
>>224013I been born left handed and its always been a huge pain in the ass because its a world designed for right hand people and using right hand stuff with your left hand never works properly so precision of any kind if difficult if not impossible to achieve, eventually you fall behind in school and you lose interest in doing shit because everything you try is awkward and doesnt really work.
what amazes me is how crippling it is to be left handed but how little society cares about it.
I should be getting disability NEETbucks for this.
No.224060
>>224059Left handedness doesn't exist. Actual left handed people are drooling retards. You and your clique still can't define in your own words what 'left handedness' is. As far as anyone can tell, you consider someone who wants to play a video game instead of going out to play with friends to be "left handed". What doctors and (((experts))) originally termed as left handedness is a weird personality. Increasingly what we are seeing is normalfags identifying as left handed for attention and clout. succubi are doing this too in large numbers for attention and to seem cute (teehee see I'm not like the other succubi!). Or crabs are using it to show they are more pathetic than the other crabs. If you're able to post here, you're barely left handed. Real left handed kids are vegetables who parents would have aborted if they had known what they'd turn out like. You're not special. Stop pretending and start using your right hand.
No.224062
>>224059First time seeing someone struggling with being left handed this much, i never thought it could be this much of a hindering problem for someone, but what do i know, i am not a left handed man.
No.224064
>>224059I'm left handed and the only things I do predominantly with my left are write and jerk off. I used to play drums with the kit set up left handed, but I was teased for this so I tried to play right handed. I ended up quitting and just playing guitar instead, but learned to play right handed from the start since having my more dominant hand be my fretting hand seemed like an advantage over other guitarists.
No.224065
>>224062That post is either bait or the guy's a complete dumbass.
No.224067
>>224065yea like just buy left handed things
No.224082
>>224061I think he's the guy who got butthurt at a discussion about autism not favoring the idea that someone is autistic if they don't enjoy going to nightclubs.
No.224091
>>224082Posting on imageboards for years is 100% an autism trait. The average neurotypical doesn't even know what an imageboard is, the few who do like scholars and professors think they're confession platforms for school shooters.
No.224140
47 and posting anime succubi?
No.224149
>>224091>talking and arguing with others - enjoying it so much to make it a life-long hobby - is a trait of autism (a developmental disorder characterized primarily by the inability and low desire to communicate)This is where we're at now.
>>224146People rip on these druggy anime-esque sad succubus images but this purple-hair pastor maid thing is the actual fursona of a tranny who has a big grooming Discord. OP didn't make his thread on /dep/ and he's clearly expressing his clumsiness and low awareness with some whimsy and laughter. You boo-hoo autissy bois have several /dep/ containment threads to cry about how you're going to kill yourselves because the world is too hell for a clumsy autist like you. Wizards can't talk about how they knitted a nice sweater these days without one of you crawling out of the woodwork to announce that you're going to slit your wrists because you tried to do the same once and weren't immediately good at it.
No.224152
>>224149>tranny who has a big grooming Discordsasuga avatarfag
No.224154
>>224153
>low functioning wizzies?
Don't talk about wizards like we're some lost little puppies. We're adult men. Cut the "stop bullying poor wizzies :(" crap. It's juvenile, fetishistic even.
No.224162
>>224160mgtow crab detected
No.224163
>>224160excuse me but shouldn't you be improoooving right now?
No.224173
>>224149>>224160I bet you are one of those guys who believe a wizard should be just like a normalfag minus sex.
No.224185
this thread is tranime approved UwU
i mean, i am a manchild too, like i can relate to this:
>generally just don't know how to exist in a public settingand the solution is: do not go outside. if you have not figure it out at 47… you are most likley lying as
>>224040 already mentioned
No.224259
i h8 niggers man
No.224261
>>224173>I bet you are one of those guys who believe a wizard should be just like a normalfag minus sex.A wizard should be a man who has chosen to remain a virgin. It has nothing to do with outlook on life or other general capability to function in society. When someone forgoes the "man" part by acting like a female and exhibiting other transvestite or childish behavior, then the "wizard" status goes away and all we're left with is a faggy virgin.
No.224263
>>224262Watching anime is something a man does. Identifying with females, even 2D, is not.
No.224265
>>224261You refuse to acknowledge something here. The fact that you are different from others if you chose to remain a virgin. This tells a lot about someone. We are here on this obscure website for a reason. If we were completely "normal" then we would be out there socializing with others.
Also, what is considered as manly is highly subjective and your definition about being some tough guy actually coincides with what most succubi believe a man should be too…
No.224268
>>224265>You refuse to acknowledge something here. The fact that you are different from others if you chose to remain a virginYou're right, I didn't bother senselessly elaborating on the undeniable fact that everyone is different and the reasons for choosing to remain a virgin vary from wizard to wizard. I didn't elaborate on that for the same reason I didn't mention that the sky is blue.
>This tells a lot about someone. We are here on this obscure website for a reason. You're suggesting that we're only virgins as a consequence for us being abnormal? As if our celibacy is conditional to another underlying quirk we have? Do you really not believe a man can chose to remain a virgin based on the experiences he's had throughout life, instead of his virginity somehow being a consequence of something abnormal?
>If we were completely "normal" then we would be out there socializing with others.>Also, what is considered as manly is highly subjectiveOkay, then what is considered "completely normal" is highly subjective. And in my subjective opinion, acting like a twink and idolizing gay homo art of self-destructive females (the root of this entire exchange) is not normal for a man, but choosing to remain a virgin is quite normal. But wait no, what's considered manly ISN'T subjective; it's rooted in nature.
No.224269
>>22404018 seemed too fishy and people could tell I'm not in my 20s so I always went with 19. I can't have been the only teenager who claimed he was 19, right?
No.224273
>>224272>it's okay to be an effeminate man,Wrong. You're a Crystal Cafe fujoshi invader. You will be banned forever.
No.224285
my old therapist would give me advice to go out and talk to people, and she would warn me the more I avoided it the worst it is going to get. But at my age, socio-economic level, and race, it's just not worth it. Normies obtain their friends in highschool and collage. After that they deliberately filter friends out to keep their number manageable. The only people who want lots of friends are ones who are looking for influence rather than friendship. And that's after you deal with all the salesman.
Everytime I socialize with someone I feel judged. OP being too slow I can sympathize with, as half of my brain is off topic fantasizing about stories while the other half is engaging with the person, while normies are using both halves of their brain to focus on the moment. I need that half of my brain to be fantasizing to deal with all the loneliness and boredom I experience with social isolation, so having to suddenly pull that out because some normie wants to talk to me is jarring.
Outside of a religious institution, most people want to know how successful you are. And if you aren't there, especially as a white male, red flags just start flying for normies. Minorities can be a bit more sympathetic and tolerant, but you are still just a freak to them as someone with severe facial scars.
No.224294
>>224285Not everyone has a big circle of friends they maintained from high school or college.
The fact that you exist proves that. Hell you are on an imageboard filled with people who are in the same situation. And we are still even a smaller subset of this lonely population.
No.224305
>>224268>You're suggesting that we're only virgins as a consequence for us being abnormal? As if our celibacy is conditional to another underlying quirk we have? Do you really not believe a man can chose to remain a virgin based on the experiences he's had throughout life, instead of his virginity somehow being a consequence of something abnormal?This would start another crab vs volcel or determinism vs free will retardation. And that wasn't my point anyway. The point is if you are a virgin you are different from other people. You are weird, a weirdo. Ask anyone whether this is normal or not. Adult male virgins are considered abnormal, yes. Something made you different (if you believe in determinism) or you chose this life for some reason (free will) but the result is the same: we aren't like others. If we were like other people then we would be on Facebook or whatever instead of wizchan.
So it's pointless to bully wizards you deem as autist or whatever. You are here and you have your own problems too, you have your own share of weird traits. I can already tell one of your autismo traits is this unhealthy fixation on appearing "manly". You probably got bullied a lot and have severe inferiority complex irl so you come here to sell yourself as some alpha wiz. It's just pathetic.
>what's considered manly ISN'T subjective; it's rooted in natureYou are either born male or female yes but other than having a penis between your legs and having a stronger body than succs there really isn't much of an objective view about what a man should be like. Personality-wise there is no male nature at all. You I guess believe that every man should be some hyper competitive/over-aggressive asshole but like I said this is just your own personal autismo fixation.
No.224324
>>224295yes, it was as awful of an experience as you would think. Don't have your dad recommending therapists in the middle of your mental breakdown.
No.224372
>>224285the crucial info you're missing in your post, is that you complained to your therapist about you not socializing.
>i never had a friend>im always a loner>i was bullied in high schoolkeep in mind that talking to people involves you standing, facing another person, and using your vocal cords.
DOES your age prevent you from talking to people?
DOES your socio-economic level prevent you from talking to people?
DOES your race prevent you from talking to people?
>Everytime I socialize with someone I feel judgedthey don't need to do that, you are already judging yourself.
as you stand there facing someone, you go
>he doesn't like me>what am i supposed to say? i'm such a dork>i must come across as such a loserworst of all, you identify with these thoughts.
you are not your thoughts. it's only when you believe them, that you suffer.
for now, question the assumptions you make in your thoughts.
>DOES he not like me?>AM i a dork?>DO i come across as a loser?the end goal should be that you
>decide you will talk to someone>go up to them and face them, and use your vocal chords>notice your thoughts and ultimately ignore them>keep talking until you decide it's time for another actiontalking to people will not make you happy. friends will not make you happy.
incidentally, once you become able to execute the end goal as described above, you become happy.
you will have learned to stop identifying with your thoughts.
you will have learned to be the guy who's standing, facing someone, and using his vocal cords.
No.224374
>>224372 (me)
epilogue:
the therapist you were talking to, will have noticed that you complain about your life.
when does a therapist EVER say
>uhm, sorry, why are you here? is there even anything wrong with you? i have other patients, you know??
they wouldn't say that, because everyone that goes to a therapist feels that something is off about them.
there's something off about you as long as you believe your thoughts.
your thoughts will tell you that something is missing.
what is missing about a guy sitting on his chair in front of his screen?
>wow i shouldn't do that, i should go party or somethingthat's his thought. he notices it and continues playing his game, because that's what he decided to do.
at some point he will decide to get up and cook food.
>why is my room so messy? i'm such a loser, i'll never be able to have friends come by>why do i still have no job? i should just kill myself now before i go homelesshe notices these and continues being a guy that cooks food. that's what he decided to do.
this guy might feel like something HEAVY is weighing him down, like he's about to BUST.
that weight consists of all the things he believes he is.
>i am a loser>i should be partying>i will go homelessquestioning these things (without coming up with an answer) is a good temporary relief
>AM i a loser?>SHOULD i be partying? what should i be doing?>WILL i go homeless? what WILL happen to me?eventually he'll return to his cooking.
so he continues moving his arm, holding this and that, taking a step to the left etc.
at some point he will feel emotions.
that's when he should breathe out and relax into the emotions.
then he's a guy cooking again.
>I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COOK! THAT TRAIN HAS PASSED IN HIGH SCHOOLhe says, and then comes the idea to drink alcohol and go gooning on the internet.
this provides the same relief that a mastered present moment guy has: relief from identification with all those thoughts.
the difference is that one is a challenge that at some point becomes permanent relief from suffering.
the other self perpetuates itself (alcohol will run out, no money = no alcohol, you never learned to ignore thoughts so you believe money will run out, etc)
No.225534
>>224140see me in 15-20 years…
No.225536
37 and the same
No.225539
OPs age and mannerisms reminds me heavily of an older guy I knew. He was in his mid 50s and pretty badly autistic. Like the kind that talks like a robot and was very slow and clumsy and kept maps of various metro lines around the world despite never leaving the country. Im amazed that he's functional.
Funnily enough this guy is married and has 4 kids, with 2 of them being adults right now. His wife seems to carry the blunt of the burden.
OP is literally just this guy except he got raised in a different culture.
No.225540
>>225539https://theneurotypical.com/The stories I've read about it are heartbreaking. I wouldn't wish that fate on a succubus I hate.
No.225542
>>225539>Like the kind that talks like a robot and was very slow and clumsy and kept maps of various metro lines around the world despite never leaving the country.metro's life
metro's love
various lines have that beauty of something plain, plain and unassuming…
(context: metro=subway)
No.225545
>>225540Is this site is made by normies to talk shit about Autists?
No.225546
>>225545Yeah, but what's the problem? Autists are like the sacred cow of the internet.
No.225547
>>225545Would you want to be married to one? Do you think you'd be a good father?