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BIRTHDAY! Anonymage 06/02/25 (Mon) 23:18:55 No.224502

It's my 30th birthday I can finally post here woo!
This isn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Anonymage 06/02/25 (Mon) 23:42:25 No.224503

>>224502
Joyful birthday

Anonymage 06/03/25 (Tue) 01:06:00 No.224504

>>224503
Thank you!

Anonymage 06/03/25 (Tue) 01:29:56 No.224505

You could have been posting here for 12 years

Anonymage 06/03/25 (Tue) 01:33:28 No.224506

>>224505
Not really much of a point
Under 30 it's a bit of a LARP anyway
No matter what happens now I'll be unusual for making it this long

Anonymage 06/03/25 (Tue) 01:56:12 No.224507

>>224502
Happy birthday anon. Just a few days ago we would call ourselves apprentices, now we're genuine wizards, that means a lot. Life's been a lot slower for us but the most important thing is to become genuinely happy, not a lot of people can do that and escape instead. We have something now, it means something. Now we can say we're truly living. Let's enjoy.

Anonymage 06/03/25 (Tue) 02:10:15 No.224508

>>224506
Choosing to remain a virgin during the years in which the average man is the most sexually active is not a "larp". What even does "larp" mean anymore?

Anonymage 06/03/25 (Tue) 02:58:02 No.224510

>>224508
Choosing?

Anonymage 06/03/25 (Tue) 04:20:34 No.224511

>>224510
You're not a virgin by choice?

Anonymage 06/03/25 (Tue) 04:29:26 No.224512

>>224511
uhhh no

Anonymage 06/03/25 (Tue) 05:57:18 No.224513

>>224512
Then you're a crab and you shouldn't be here. Try /r9k/.

Anonymage 06/03/25 (Tue) 07:15:16 No.224514

>>224513
snibbedy snabb

Anonymage 06/03/25 (Tue) 07:43:29 No.224516

Virginity is a choice by default. Every single virgin is choosing to remain one.

Anonymage 06/03/25 (Tue) 09:40:08 No.224517

>>224502
happy birthday wizzie, so whats your powers?

Anonymage 06/03/25 (Tue) 10:12:14 No.224518

>>224516
The thing good thing about being 30 is I've heard this all before and no longer care
>>224517
So far my power is being guilt free getting drunk and eating takeout on a Tuesday

Anonymage 06/07/25 (Sat) 23:53:54 No.224607

>>224502
>I can finally post here
there are many people who post here who are neither over 30 or a virgin.

Anonymage 06/10/25 (Tue) 21:44:55 No.224676

>>224675
No. No sad psycho messy hair anime drug addict "wizzes" here.

Anonymage 06/10/25 (Tue) 22:35:11 No.224677

>>224675
hes on /b/