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 No.225239

> Have VR headset
> Have penetration sensitive stroker (not invented yet)
> Connect the two (*nintendo click*)
> Play a variety of games with a harem of digital anime NFT waifus
> Use AI with other tools to create waifus

Why isn't this a thing yet? It's already possible and would sell tons.

Pros:
+ Video games are actually fun to play and an emotional investment (if you haven't noticed)
+ Real physical exercise (abs and pec activation)
+ If iq too high to be immersed, just develop and increase realism until fooled, iq's just a number
+ Can connect online with multiplayer
+ GPU's the limit

Cons:
- Isn't real/no human connection
- It's all simulated (isn't reality simulated?)
- Physically limited

 No.225241

This should be cross-posted elsewhere.

 No.225244

"Waifu" doesn't mean "random 2D anime I want to stick my testicles in to". You can't create waifus. NFT generators can not create waifus.

 No.225245

There would be ASMR with unachievable POVs and better then real jigle phyics.

 No.225246

>>225244
>"Waifu" doesn't mean "random 2D anime I want to stick my testicles in to". You can't create waifus. NFT generators can not create waifus.

NFT DRM official vendor waifus.

 No.225247

>>225246
>Someone whose cock I want to suck (incorrectly) used the word this way, so now I will to
Philosophy

 No.225248

>>225247
You don't need to project, and it's an interesting philosopical conundrum.

That's a novel way to use VR but it could be invented if there's demand. You can be a VRTuber and the other side wouldn't know.

 No.225249

>>225248
But stop using the word "waifu" because it's not applicable here you Reddit child.

 No.225250

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>>225249
I will die 1000 deaths before abandoning my waifu

 No.225253

>>225239
>(not invented yet)
But it has though.
> Play a variety of games with a harem of digital anime NFT waifus
NFT are pointless in games.
> Use AI with other tools to create waifus
It currently can't make decent 3d models that can be used for VR without you already have to basically still do all the work you would have done if you made a 3d model using already available tools.

>Why isn't this a thing yet?

The market share for VR with a fuckable motion controller is tiny.
For the vast majority porn is enough and fapping in a VR headset is uncomfortable tbh.
NFTs are a lost cause and have zero functional utility.
AI isn't a magic bullet that means it wouldn't still take a fuck ton of effort and cost a lot of money to develop.
Especially if you wanted to create a new "penetration sensitive stoker", which would cost hundreds of thousands to bring to market only to instantly be undercut by china if it actually managed to take off.

Personally I wouldn't invest in such a project. Seems DOA.

 No.225254

>>225245
The visuals don't really matter in ASMR.
It's all about the audio.

 No.225256

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>>225240
Most sex IRL is performative anyway — nobody fucking enjoys it. Not if they're watching porn.

It's done for the status of being sexually active and going to events. Everyone pretends that everyone wants it and if you're not playing along then you must be an "crab" or some other loser.

Erasure sucks.

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>>225253
> But it has though.
Where? Because I would like to buy and experiment with it. I know an entire community who would be interested and would create content for this kind of platform.

A penetration sensitive stroker is a game changer because instead of an auto-stroker fucking you to a sex scene, you get to fuck the scenes. I'm interested in POVs.

Meta quest 3 supports controllers but I haven't found a depth and dilation measuring stroker to pair with it.

> NFT are pointless in games.

Because they're not used in ways that people enjoy.

Unique content and NFT monogamy would be cool to explore.

> It currently can't make decent 3d models that can be used for VR without you already have to basically still do all the work you would have done if you made a 3d model using already available tools.


A sex position is just a gif animation and sex is just a series of gifs.

You look up and see the upper body moving up and down and you look down and see a close up of the action.

Reproducing the cooperative wrestling to get the cock in is a future problem.

> The market share for VR with a fuckable motion controller is tiny.

No, no it's not. I'm not going to share too much but there are entire communities out there creating content for this.

There is already a product in market, Sex Like Real, but I can't take it seriously because it uses auto-strokers to let scenes fuck you which is passive AF.

> AI isn't a magic bullet that means it wouldn't still take a fuck ton of effort and cost a lot of money to develop.


For MVP, you only need stereoscopic gifs to map the motion and depth to. You can keep increasing the resolution later as the user base grows.

Users already create gifs of their favourite content and there are online communities creating content for auto-strokers. The adjacent markets exist.

There is a lot of room for user-generated content for this shit.

A feed back loop of keeping fit and fucking 3d 'gif' games would be a cool idea.

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>>225250
>I will die 1000 deaths before abandoning my waifu
Biotic life is profane, I will get every waifu.

 No.225260

turns out, wizards don't want cyber variants of succubi either

 No.225264

>>225260
> turns out, wizards don't want cyber variants of succubi either
kek, it wasn't a bad idea though

 No.225265

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>>225258
Wow, it is truly stunning how delusional and ignorant you are.

I would say you are free to waste the time and effort finding out the hard way, but we both know you can't even flesh out the idea and certainly will never act on it to try to do something.
You are just spitting wishes into the void.

 No.225268

>>225265
You secretly wish someone did it, we both know it. Because you know it will develop and be far, far better than real sex.

Like I said, the adjacent markets are large enough to sustain it and the potential markets are massive. The idea just needs to catch on.

High res pov gifs from impossible angles with speed dependent ASMR sound effects + in game avatar arousal state transitions.

It's good to be male.

 No.225270

>>225268
>>225268
Fun fact


there is a funny marketing strategy, "Sloanism", named after mr. Sloan from 1920s - the feller, who would advertise new variant of GM cars (Chevy, Caddy, you name it) every. Single. Year.


These days, "software sloanism" tends to contradict with users' muscle memories.





Context and example: every major update gets under my skin in terms of "making a time-tested feature bad" and there's that "new and improved" motto all over, ugh.

 No.225271

>>225239
even if that existed, you would probably get bored of it quickly.
not only is set up and cleaning up a huge pain in the ass no its also very bothersome wearing a VR headset for longer than 5 minutes.
if you wear glasses you can also forget about VR as your glasses probably dont fit in there.
then there is also the problem of Graphics Cards, for VR you need a powerful GPU and to run an AI model at the same time you would need 2 or 3 high end GPUs.
so you are paying tens of thousands of dollars to jerk off to a shitty VR program.

 No.225272

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>>225267
> The couple in >>225256 gif will see each other as a handsome man and a hot babe. Us virgins will have to wait for the technology to trickle down.
Fungible beauty.

Virgins will be the most profitable market, they won't put the system down.

 No.225273

>>225270
I mean, think about it


60s/70s/80s/90s car would have different buttons in different places; there would be different gauges etc.

However, such a thing as an "update" would only happen upon switching cars aka selling old car and getting a new one. Example: I got a smartphone from a different brand and its UI is broken compared to Samsung's UI. But at least I may try and ask AI which UI mishaps I should be wary of

Modern software, on the other hand, is full of YOUR VERSION IS NOT SUPPORTED, UPDATE NOW booshi.

SaaS suxx. Smartphones full of SaaS apps suxx also.

 No.225274

>>225273
what I try to say, is, your personal virtual world would be destroyed for a booshi reason.


not by a greedy "corpo" with a PAY UP A $$$ TRIBUTE NOW MU-HA-HA


by a "we discontinue your obsolete model because we would like to focus on our newer product: same thing, but 20% cooler" feller instead

 No.225275

>>225271
> not only is set up and cleaning up a huge pain in the ass no its also very bothersome wearing a VR headset for longer than 5 minutes.
Use a condom, throw it away after use. Wash the lube off of the stroker and let it dry.

> then there is also the problem of Graphics Cards, for VR you need a powerful GPU and to run an AI model at the same time you would need 2 or 3 high end GPUs.

You fuck 3d gif porn and 3d gif state models for the first few iterations. The high tech stuff can come after.

The first few generations of video games were very economical with the hardware resources.

 No.225276

>>225274
> by a "we discontinue your obsolete model because we would like to focus on our newer product: same thing, but 20% cooler" feller instead

Use generated content platforms. Most of the auto-stroker scripts are created by the users.

We just need a hardware vendor. The booshi fellers can then fuck off.

Even old video game consoles have emulators and home brew games/apps.

Even if the vendors created a booshi "you can't hack your own device" measures, given a market the users would crowd fund their own device. Also, already happened within the auto-stroker industry.

We just need a depth and dilation sensitive stroker, the market can do the rest. The idea needs to catch on.

 No.225278

>>225275
>Use a condom
so now you have to buy condoms and then you have to get rid of that trash, adding more to the clean up task. also condoms feel like shit.
>Wash the lube off of the stroker and let it dry.
this will get tiresome real fast, its literally the same as with the onaholes. onaholes are great but the clean up and prep work is just too annoying.
>You fuck 3d gif porn and 3d gif state models for the first few iterations.
nobody would pay money for that.
>The high tech stuff can come after.
you will likely never even be able to afford the high tech stuff.
just 1 RTX PRO 6000 GPU costs 10000 USD.
thats just the GPU, you would also need to pay for VR, the CPU and other computer components etc.
nobody here can afford this and people who can afford this and who think sex is so important will just pay for prostitutes.

 No.225279

>>225276
interesting.


Reminds me of 1990s Internet story - "there was nothing but pr0n %%and l33t h4xx0rz%% "

 No.225280

>>225278
> so now you have to buy condoms and then you have to get rid of that trash, adding more to the clean up task. also condoms feel like shit.
Average sex-haver problems. See? We're having sex now. The idea is that good.

> this will get tiresome real fast, its literally the same as with the onaholes. onaholes are great but the clean up and prep work is just too annoying.

Exactly the same with real sex. There's more than basic hygiene involved because it's two people.

You get tired, you store it. You see something cool on the app store or some porn site, you load it up and destroy your muscles fucking it.

> nobody would pay money for that.

No, there'd be a lot of free content. Users make their own gifs and porn compilations all the time. I get tons of free porn edits on discord and telegram. It's an art form.

> you will likely never even be able to afford the high tech stuff.

Meta quest 3 is affordable (~500$) and self-contained. It can run video on pass-through overlay which is more than enough to develop 3d gif games.

You only need a self-contained VR headset and a depth and dilation measuring stroker. Pair the two *Nintendo click* and start making fuck apps.

The depth and dilation measuring stroker is a good idea.

 No.225281

>>225279
> Reminds me of 1990s Internet story - "there was nothing but pr0n %%and l33t h4xx0rz%% "
Human

 No.225284

>>225279
This is a stupid myth. Porn was very rare during dial-up, not in the least because it could have taken an hour to open a single .bmp image of a skank in a bikini.

It only became widespread after ADSL modems became widespread and that's over a decade later.

The early internet was actually a really constructive, good space to spend time in and it had almost zero normies outside newsgroups and irc.
There was some joke ASCII text porn in newsgroups, like pixel boobs.

 No.225287

>>225275
> The first few generations of video games were very economical with the hardware resources.

>>225284
> The early internet was actually a really constructive, good space to spend time in and it had almost zero normies outside newsgroups and irc.
There was some joke ASCII text porn in newsgroups, like pixel boobs.
Case in point.

 No.225290

>>225280
>The idea is that good.
no the idea sucks and costs too much money and introduces more pointless problems you dont need.
>You get tired, you store it.
and there it will eventually collect dust because it a pain in the ass to set up every time.

 No.225317

>>225287
feels bad, man…


t. missed out the 1990s-early 2000s Internet(with I capitalized)

 No.225319

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>>225265
> we both know you can't even flesh out the idea and certainly will never act on it to try to do something.
> You are just spitting wishes into the void.

>>225268
> You secretly wish someone did it, we both know it. Because you know it will develop and be far, far better than real sex.

I've looked at this and both are right. I want this this contraption to exist because the possibilities are limitless but I don't want to do the work or worst… be famous for making it.

Splitting this video into gifs and mapping them onto an analog measure of penetration is trivial.

This could be better than sex.

 No.225325


>>225268
I don't.
I think on many levels it's a fundamentally stupid idea that no one with half a brain would ever invest in.

 No.225327

>>225325
> I think on many levels it's a fundamentally stupid idea that no one with half a brain would ever invest in.
Paid c0rn/camsites are a stupid idea and yet they're profitable but I get your point.

Synced interactive VR c0rn/camsites are the next step.

 No.225331

>>225325
>>225325
>>225325
that's exactly how I missed out on investing

>obnoxious *coin


oof

>obnoxious tiktokke


oof

 No.225336

>>225327
This isn't wherever the fuck you came from nigga.
You can use adult words like normal.

Porn pornography penis vagina adult videos sex fucking.
See, nothing happened.
The whole topic is about porn yet your candy ass is afraid of the word.
Absurd.

 No.225339

>>225331
>oof
What is with the monkey noises?

 No.225343

>>225339
learned the noises while looking for a cozy non-NSFW community that's not dedicated to something "niche" e.g. for autists or "neurodivergent people with aspergers"

 No.225350

>>225343
In otherwords they add nothing of value to any discussion you oof at.

Keep your stupid monkey noises to yourself.

 No.225395

>>225350

P
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 No.225398

>>225331
>obnoxious *coin
>obnoxious tiktokke
this but unironically. living under the rock is a based behavior.

 No.225422

Careful mage!

If you are virgin above 30 you become a wizard.

If you goon long enough you become a succubus. All succubi are lost gooners.

 No.225710

>>225239
>nintendo
kill yoself

 No.225730

>>225239
uh, CM3D2 has an USB fleshlight that link to their VR game.

 No.225891

>>225250
That picture is dumb. Many kigu look uncanny but that's not the case here. That kigu looks pretty cute. What sort of amygdalet would find it scary?

 No.226001

virt-a-mate already exists.
it turns out VR sucks and you get bored after a week

 No.226051

>>226001
Think about a controller and a console, all the 2D and 3D games and in between.

Now replace the controller with a depth sensitive stroker.



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