/wiz/ - Wizardry

People who say they want sex don't actually want sex. They're just LARPing about wanted sex.

>>225375
Sex isn't real, it's just some thing from Family Guy. There's sex, beer, work, etc. None of them actually exist

sex to normies is about a lot more than just getting off. it's a way to get validation, self-esteem, establish hierarchies, compete, dominate, show off, bond, make babies… which is why invcels make such a big deal about it, without sex they immediately feel invalidated, low self-esteem, at the bottom of the hierarchy, subjugated, ashamed, lonely… you get the point. it's also why getting a hooker doesn't fix it for them, because they didn't "earn" it, because it's just using someone's body as a masturbation aid, not the "real thing".

>>225378
I just can't wrap my head around any of this. It seems so alien to me.

sex is the most evil thing this world has ever conceived

the very fact that everyone can become a parent as long as they find a partner should make you self-aware of how tremendously unfair this world really is

>>225375
>I don't understand. Why not just fap and move on with your day? Seriously, why would anyone want to bother? I'm autistic so I really struggle to understand other perspectives.
It's like a video game inbuilt into the species, everyone neurotypical has it and they're all collectively self-aware so it's an in joke.

>>225378
>which is why invcels make such a big deal about it
>it's also why getting a hooker doesn't fix it for them, because they didn't "earn" it
This is not true at all, those guys have serious problems that have nothing to do with sex.

There are many people who are long-term single and do not self-identify with that word/movement.

>>225380
Humans are nothing more than base animals and breed just like them on pure instinct with little afterthought.

If you disagree with me, go to a slum with 7 million people in India. There is nothing noble about parenthood or humanity. It's all shit, piss, vomit, blood, semen, sweat and slime. THAT is humanity.
Smelly apes larping as "civilized".

>>225388
Minor adjustment.

To mangle Heinlein;

"The breed that elects to limit its reproduction and grabbing at resources will be crowded out and cannibalised by the one that did."

India being a particularly apt example given the whole White Man's Burden idea.

Don't blame autism for fained ignorance of basic biological drives and hormonal motivations.

If you have went through puberty then you understand well enough what drives such desires and motivations.

>>225386
witches don’t exist in real life

>>225399
Instead there are spinsters.

Any succubi can easily get sex.
But shitty succubi can't maintain long term relationships.

>>225404
Yeah and the more partners they have, the harder it gets to form relationships because the brain already made those connections before but had to fry them since they aren't done riding the cock carousel. After about sexual/romantic 10+ partners I read it's almost impossible for the succubi to actually do pair bonding. Their brain has already fried those pathways. It's ultimately impossible to even find a partner because succubi these days have 10+ different partners per month.

/wiz/ - Succubi's sexual habits and preferences

the concept of sex is somewhat alien to me. i don't think or care about it too much on daily basis.

being a wizard is a bless because i don't suffer because of it nor i care too much about affection. life for sure would be a lot harder if i had a normal brain

>>225434
Same here, im not sure if that makes me some kind of asexual or something because normalfag men seem to be utterly obsessed with it

>>225434
yep, i don't even really think about it ever, but there is a lot of good things that come with being a virgin
>>225435
this is part of the reason why i fon't have friends, everyone is just a sex obsessed nigger

>>225436
I only have one friend. He sees casual sex as beneath him and thinks succubi are too boring to interact with, so he'll most likely become a wizard too. He's taller than me, better looking, lifts weights, and is arguably more neurotypical, but he's simply too ascended.

>>225438
that's good its rare though that i find other men that think like that being a wizard is a blessing thats not even disguised we dont have to put up with a lot of problems sex havers have to face

>>225438
I severely doubt a facially good looking and tall ripped guy chooses to not have sex but then again I'm skeptical. But I think you made that up

>>225490
he could be one of those mgtow types
very likely not virgin but reasonable enough that he's seen succs aren't worth it
also, he didn't say he really was "good looking", just better than him, which might not end up being very much

>>225491
Chad virgins don't exist. But plenty of ordinary uggo men like going to the gym. I've injected test and tren for 7 years and I'm a virgin at 39. I purely lift for myself.

Some retarded succubus in Gold's Gym Atlanta said I'm trying to compensate for shortness (5'6) and she wasn't even good looking so I made fun of her asymmetric small boobs

>>225492
what's it like being a wizard on tren? all the tren stories i've read are by normalfag sexhavers

>>225492
Wow you're short

>>225493
I did it wrong without arimidex so I got massive manboobs. Got surgery for $5000 and the breasts are gone.

Now doing it right with two estrogen blockers, lifting is still fun, mood is still stable.

>>225494
Unnecessary roast when I can't train myself to be taller

>>225492
>>225490
>>225491
You're falling for the wizard = unattractive myth, which is crab logic tbh. But to be fair I never said he was Chad, tall, or "ripped", just that he's not as short, fat, or ogre-like as me. I've known him for years, he's definitely a virgin.

>>225537
Social retard is unattractive

>>225375
This is like asking people why they want to visit at Roman ruins when they can perfectly see them in photos

>>225577
2d photos are not the same as being there in person, with touch, sounds, smells and an overall fully immersive experience. Seeing every nook and cranny from every angle with your own eyes and even touching them.

It's like comparing a stale moldy wheat cracker to a 3 star 11 course Michelin restaurant meal with drink pairings.

>>225580
The in-person reality hands-on-the-succubus experience of course being the moldy cracker.

>>225580
>>225581
that reminds me of an online post where the guy mentions that having had sex with 3dpd ruined 2d succubi for him because now when he'd see pics of 2d succubi his brain would bring up the unpleasant gross details of real 3d sex like smell, and that real sex and "real succubi" also ruined the fantasy of perfection of 2d.
it was a sickening read, but it made me realize that even as a straight man i'm not really missing out on anything truly valuable, and that not having sex with "real succubi" makes me have a special appreciation for 2d that is itself truly valuable.
also, i've noticed how normalfags often insult men who like attractive video game and anime characters by saying that they've never seen a real succubus, which is precisely the point of it, that they're better than "the real thing". but that aside, it made me wonder that, since people who would say something like that are most certainly sexhavers, it might be that they can no longer appreciate the beauty of it for the same reason as the poster i mentioned.
i wonder if this could be used as a heuristic for determining whether users are not virgin (or gay), that they chimp out when they see attractive 2d succubi posted. at least, i can't think of any other possible explanation for that.

>>225593
>that reminds me of an online post where the guy mentions that having had sex with 3dpd ruined 2d succubi for him because now when he'd see pics of 2d succubi his brain would bring up the unpleasant gross details of real 3d sex
He deserved it for being a brutish normalfag. 2d waifus are for elegant wizards only.

The cruel irony about all of this is that normies don't fuck. In fact, I'd wager 95% of people who claim to be sexually active are actually lying, full stop, and that the 5% of people telling the truth about their sex lives are misconstruing meek blowjobs and minute-long missionary for routine rutting. Normies are repulsed by most things and to them the idea of a couple having weekly sex seems nympho-tier, let alone daily boning. And before you accuse me of talking out my ass, just look at the couples around you, especially those above the age of 30. Do you TRULY BELIEVE that even the most attached of them are having sex more than once or twice a month? Outside of high school and fringe college cases, that doesn't happen. We all fantasized about it as teens, and we probably heard stories from classmates claiming this guy was good in bed, this succubus was a total slut, etc. But I only knew one genuine whore in my entire life, and she was a fat dumpy succubus who still mostly just gave dudes BJs behind the bleachers and was averse to the real thing. Over time, especially as I began to hang out around the so-called sex-crazed people at university, I realized casual sex is a myth, it's still ultimately a power play, a transaction, and if either party can make it appear they fucked the other person it doesn't matter what took place behind closed doors. Of course everything I've said so far could be dismissed as cope, but I once again ask you to look around you. Why is everyone so awkward and afraid of being intimate? Why are most parties just guys yapping endlessly and never taking succubi home? Why does it always feel like sex is as far away as possible despite it being the most base human experience? Because like it or not our society is currently set up to put the idea of having lots of sex up on a pedestal when barely anyone does it on a regular basis and those who do are overinflating their numbers. As a final note I understand this rant means I'm indirectly admitting that succubi fudge their numbers, and I think that's the case. "Body count" might as well not mean anything at all, it's a completely irrational figure and all that really matters if you're interested in someone romantically is if they have the potential to be adulterous.

>>225593
2D is really special in that it doesnt have enough depth to show a lot of imperfections. That and the fact it's all there when you want it and not when you don't is very attractive.
Having an actual real person is a lot to handle. You now have "responsibilities" towards someone else and you can only hope that as you fulfill your side of the deal that the other side will too. 2D is no deal at all, it's all on your need, you have all the control.

>>225618
I feel like I kinda knew this, but you really put it into words that really cements the idea.
It seems the whole sex on a pedestal thing persists because it's on a pedestal for almost everyone, because like you said, nobody really has it that often.
I think the real thing people should be focusing on is the relationship side of things which is a whole thing in itself. I think some people put too much thought into finding a partner because they've lived a largely dependent life, socially or physically.
Id imagine most wizards dont have that aching desire because of the circumstances of our upbringings leading us to adapt to independence or die. Thats not to day there aren't wizards that are dependent on their parents for things, but that they are still socially/mentally independent.
I remember the countless nights I've stayed up on the computer browsing the internet for hours on end as a teenager. My whole day was always devoid of anyone outside of the family, and even then I didnt go to school but my siblings did, so I was just straight up alone for most of the day. I'm too accustomed to myself, whether Im happy or in a depressed mood.
Life really is just rolling with what you got. I'm kinda glad too, I have a lot better understanding about things I enjoy than most normals I know.

>>225577
I've been hearing this my whole life and after recently going on my first overseas vacation, I can safely say, for myself, that it's massively overrated and really underwhelming.
I enjoyed reading about the ruins and the history of it far far more than actually seeing it.
This applies to natural things as well.

>>225618
The thing is, young chads who have a massive amount of sex with hot young succubi don't even post anything on the internet or autist pits like Reddit.

Then you have middle tier normies who get sex 6 times a year who are obsessed with it and post all sorts of fantasies online trying to pass them off as real. You can see these weird creeps especially in the comment section of porn (I read them!).

>>225618
From what I understand normies do go crazy with sex in their teenage years and early twenties. Like at that age they can just lie around the house with their girlfriend and fuck multiple times over the weekend, even multiple times in one day. I have male relatives that brought their girlfriends over when I was a kid and teenagers do indeed have a lot of sex if they're sexually active.

But it becomes old and like masturbation eventually after a few months. Truth is sex is for breeding, and nutting in a succubus repetitively over a few months and not getting her pregnant is de-facto the same as gooning and edging for hours in terms of a subversion of the sexual impulse. The catholics are sort of right about sex, it's literally for reproduction.

>just look at the couples around you, especially those above the age of 30.

People's ability to have sex craters off rapidly after their 20s. Even a 30 year old man apparently can't get as hard or go as well as a teenager. After that couples just treat sex like masturbation and just get it out of the way and move on with their week. The healthy ones are doing it twice a week and are sort of bored with it, men especially lose attraction to their wives around middle age. But fatties and other couples with health problems aren't fucking.

The older I get the more I understand the virtues of celibacy and controlling your sexual instinct. You actually are a slave to your sex drive, and men being so dependent on succubi's praise and horrified at succubi's shame makes them effectively the slaves of succubi.

>>225618

Partly true but mostly because of aging combined with being with the same person for years/decades.

I mean if you've been together for 5 years and have 2 kids, youre not going to be boning once a month most likely. But it makes sense, youve already had sex hundreds of times. It must lose its novelty. Also 90% both of you are overweight at that point

>>225618

Some peopel do have sex a lot but it really isnt worth thinking about if it isnt you.

>>225658
what a load of shit.

Some old people fuck like rabbits too.

>>225729
Yeah, Idgaf what people do behind closed doors but these are desperate copes. 8 billion people didn't spawn out of thin air.

There is so much sex going on 24/7 it's mind-boggling. Humans are constantly fucking. Just like animals. The planet is one giant fuckfest. Chimps also fuck 5-10 times a day and they're our genetically closest relative.

>>225732
>Yeah, Idgaf what people do behind closed doors

and yet,
spreading STDs is a serious business

>>225733
who cares those stds arent anywhere near my pp

>>225729
I'm very much right about men losing attraction to their wives over their 40s. It's common for them to just go to massage parlors to get rubbed off. succubi's sex drive if they don't have children actually get more intense around menopause as they're in "oh fuck oh fuck, I need to have a child".

>Some old people fuck like rabbits too.

-IF- they're healthy. People used to die around the age of 50-60. There's some outliers, but even the Don Juan sexual coomer types will say the teenage years and 20s are the golden day of sexual activity. That's when people are supposed to be breeding. 35 is considered a geriatric pregnancy. Afterwards it does become routine and rarer.

Why do you think Viagra is even a thing? People can lose the ability to even maintain an erection as they age.

>>225732
And people do the same, they just do it at the right age to do so. The chimps that are fucking 5-10 times a day are the same as the teenagers that fuck 5 times a day.

>>225736
I still remember the day my dick randomly stopped working properly. It was a Saturday summer morning when I was 31. I was sure it only happens to people who are like age 60 but nope.

I wasn't even a coomer and the only thing that makes it properly work now is viagra.

>>225736

I am one of those coomer types and I have to say that while my dick did get much harder when I was younger, it was mainly because all of these feelings were new and exciting.

I did have a bit of a crisis at 36 when I wasnt getting that hard anymore. The more I worried about it the worst it got. I even went to the doctor and threw the idea out there of it maybe being my age and he looked at me like I was crazy. He then said no I am nowhere near the age where that is a concern. He said I probably just didnt have the right stimulus anymore. He checked my testosterone just in case and it was fine.

I eventually managed to figure out how to calm my brain down and get my dick working again, but if I chose to believe that there was something wrong with me then I probably never would've recovered.

The dick will retain its ability to get hard as long as your heart remains healthy. It literally is just a valve that sends blood to your dick. If you are healthy then the problem is in the signaling between the brain and that valve. If you get stuck in your head and start to truly believe that you aren't going to get hard then you aren't gonna get hard. Cruel irony.

yeah it's crazy that humans do shit that make them feel good…