No.225965
I would begin by first rejecting all the succubi in the workplace. Show them a super hot supermodel gf as my phone wallpaper that mogs them. If they beging to questing it I will play the card that they are just jealous of her looks and aren't as pretty to btfo them.
No.225966
If you have to ask how to navigate social situations on a website for virgins, I'm afraid you have autism and no amount of masking can hide it from normies.
Your only realistic route is going the Musk way and actually having abilities and skills which can be monetized in a company you created yourself.
No.225967
I worked with a CS major that pretended to be "one of us" and "too good for this place." He did exactly that: banked a perfect attendance record and top numbers on projects while nobody was paying attention. He slid right into management and won't chat with us anymore. I hate that guy.
No.225968
>How do I maxx
You already fucked up
No.225969
Join some board game club or something
No.225970
Your dumb ass really came to an imageboard mostly inhabited by unemployed guys who don't care about their place on the social ladder.. To ask how to climb the social ladder at a corporate office job? Are you drunk on beer, maybe wine?
No.225971
>>225970nah, he's on the spectrum like 99% of people posting here.
neurotypicals do this shit at age 6 without even understanding the how or the why.
op asks for advice on how to behave like a malevolent normie in real life at age 30. reflect on that
No.225972
>>225971>nah, he's on the spectrum like 99% of people posting here.Nah. Literally every human is "on the spectrum" according to that this "spectrum" encompasses. Someone can't fail to hold in a sneeze gracefully and groomed children such as yourself will claim they're autistic because of it.
>op asks for advice on how to behave like a malevolent normie in real life at age 30Nah. One of the signs of being socially conditioned to the point of fulfilling this normality is the constant pursuit of being more normal than you were yesterday.
No.225973
>>225972No, not everyone. There's a reason why some are excluded and some not
No.225974
>>225973Being an autist is defined by not understanding social skills
No.225976
>>225964be a vibey
slack (aka "protect your boundaries", "take breaks properly", hide your fuckups or prevent them)
No.225977
>>225974That's quite a simplification.
No.225978
>>225964>I want to stop being a neet and then go find an office job and climb the corporate ladder.lol
No.225980
>bro, how do I normiemaxx?
>well better ask a site well know to be populated by schizos, weirdos, Hiki NEETs and other type of oddballs
Either is a troll thread or OP is genuinely low IQ
No.225984
>>225980>a site well know to be populated by schizos, weirdos, Hiki NEETs and other type of oddballsIs it? I don't see any posts made by schizophrenics, being a virgin isn't weird, NEETs seem to be the minority these days, and oddball posts can usually be chalked up to an ESL trying to mimic casual internet English.
No.225985
>>225983I take it ex-slag prudes are getting out of hand.
No.225990
>>225984>ESLLooked it up.
that's English as Second Language
proper jokes though, English is my third language at best
No.225991
People don't like psychos not when it's obvious, they put on masks and get liked by people through deceiving them
No.225995
>>225990English is my third language as well, and I write and talk in English at a level equal to or greater than my mother tongue.
I can't believe how mentally delayed one has to be to be born into an anglosphere country (which includes a lot of 3rd world nations if you also count the ones where it's the first/second official language)
and still fail to communicate by misusing it to the point strangers have to point out you're not making any fucking sense.
No.226017
>>225995you're cheeky enough to be a Scottish Fold kitty from Great Britain though. Which explains the mother tongue small vocabulary, kekw
No.226018
>>225990>>225995Whichever two ooga-booga bushman languages you've learned beforehand have left you with the inability to form paragraphs, it seems.
>>226017>kekwWhy are these Twitch.tv beaner e-celeb payed emotes being used on Wizchan?
No.226021
>>226018Because he is under 20 years old and basically still in school.