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 No.226712

be me
22yo
dad’s sick, not dying yet but not doing great either
got an inheritance lined up — 12 rental houses, a car, and a home
should feel lucky, right?
instead I feel like I’m living in a damn soap opera
stepmom’s family is circling like vultures
her kids are trying to manipulate my dad into marrying her so they can take everything
dad knows it, that’s why he’s holding off
but the atmosphere in the house is toxic as hell
every day feels like some psychological warfare
people smiling at me while secretly plotting how to screw me over
I’m tired, bros
I don’t even care about the money anymore, I just want peace
how the hell do you stay sane when everyone around you just wants a piece of what’s yours?
feels like no matter what I do, someone’s waiting to twist it against me
what would you even do in my place?

 No.226714

>I don’t even care about the money anymore, I just want peace
Don't let them win. These people want to see you dead in a ditch. Never ever forget that.

 No.226715

>>226714
This. Stop being a wuss and ruin their lives. Frame them for possession of narcotics.

Those people would gladly kill you if nobody was there to witness it or gather evidence.

 No.226716

>they don't even know how to greentext anymore

Also, /wiz/ isn't for your fucking blog or to ask advice. Put this on /dep/ or something

 No.226717

>>226712
>I don’t even care about the money anymore, I just want peace
WRONG
you have to buy peace XD

t. learned this postulate the hard way by not downloading bitcoin miner in 2010 and ending up on wizardchan's /dep/

 No.226719

>how the hell do you stay sane when everyone around you just wants a piece of what’s yours?

NOHOW - you have to survive through this.

drink magnesium
eat smart pills ("neuro" vitamins or such)
clean your social media (maybe you have some weird blogpost under your name, happened to me once, it looked very … cringe)

 No.226722

>>226712
Besides, the louder they bark the less "substantial" stuff they have, in most cases.

They… well… They probably try to sell "good future for everyone" - and you need to show you will have "a good future" too if you get to live with dad's money.

Get some monies, get chit-chat with some tinder succi (not a friggin 'scort on an 'scort website) - make your dad know his money make you <s>all gucci</s> strong; also

>Frame them for possession of narcotics.


Y'know, what if??? What if it's not gonna be "frame" huh?

 No.226723


FOR FURTHER READING
1) Get a backup smartphone. Maybe some old Google Pixel phone. Maybe an old Galaxy - it may look like your od celly you had at some point.
2) Get a backup phone plan on it.
3) Start chatting with an AI.

Perplexity AI is available via WhatsApp and free… for now.

Ask it some wizardchan tier questions and such.


Tips: idk I have never been in such a situation before but hey. What if you get a "girly" golden/straight-up girly pink smartphone? You'll be able to bluff it's not your "backup" phone but a haha silly celly you bought from yer GF ahaha.

Tips: WHAT ABOUT YOU??? is considered "a propaganda technique" and may lead to escalation of tensions, so be careful with dropping a casual "and what about you?"

Tips: pretend you'll be generous enough to leave that succ … something.

>got an inheritance lined up — 12 rental houses, a car, and a home


>a car


Heh.

 No.226724

>>226712
My DRAMA [Hard: Success] says: "Sire, a wealthy kiddo won't stumble on Wizardchan unless he has the behavious of a person who cannot find himself despite all the wealth accumulated by his dad"


In other words, your blogpost looks "a bit off" for Wizardchan.


But even then, I was happy to post what I posted.

Sincerely,

>>226723
>>226722

 No.226725

>>226723
In simpler terms: get a silly haha celly with a box, documents and such - get some haha AI - get a google cloud backup meaure to make sure physical destruction wont ruin your cozy time - use AI to speak your problems. Hahahaha. Like it's any more anonymous than succial media. ahaha. Google is known for knowing too much anyway so why not get a Google celly? It's a decent quality phone, unlike my Realme

 No.226726

>>226725
Oh, and just in case. 2-factor auth. Both password and fingerprint.

(just in case you ARE related to some soap opera, be it IRL or Hollywood screenwritting)

 No.226727

>>226726
You and op are retarded, this isn't a soap opera.

In real life people have murdered for far less than 12 apartments and a car.

OP could easily get poisoned or have his brake lines suddenly cut off by those vultures. THAT is real life.

 No.226728

>>226727
Of course I am retarded-tier bored phat dude

And OP may be the vulture succa actually.

 No.226729

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I've just remembered a claim from Reddit in terms of inheritance.

1$ in the will


Succas sometimes start lengthy lawsuit over a claim they were *forgotten* in the will of an old fart.

However, a proper "to my succubi, I leave 1$" is a proper bold SCREW YOU, YOU'VE BEEN PAID



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