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 No.227539

I turned 30 in December. I'm a dateless KHHV. Was told I would become a wizard, and get magic powers.

Did not get any magic powers. :(

 No.227540

Your power is freedom from the clutches of the Demiurge should you choose to accept it. It's like Morpheus offered you the red and blue pill and you took both at the same time. You still live in the Matrix but you know it's just a meme.

 No.227541

>>227540

Fair enough haha, thanks for answering. :)

Indeed, there's a freedom in all this. I see the men around me and how much they're slaves to… well, succubi.

I can't relate to that at all.

 No.227563

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>>227539
youll acquire some if you lurk a little bit around 2023 ChatGPT tips and tricks to get a fundamental hold of ChatGPT before startinv learning "fine tune" AI prompting

 No.227564

You're a 1995 kid eh? How times change. I remember when the oldest gen z was only 20. I'm born in 2002 and I dread being 30 without having done anything with my life, but ironically, I enjoy being a khhv. I just wish I could improve at my hobbies.

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>>227564
>but ironically, I enjoy being a khhv.
Same here! (not OP)
(it hurt a lot when my parents broke up. KHHV is cozy as in not breaking up if we were never mates.)

>I just wish I could improve at my hobbies.

Back in my days, learning new stuff was my hobby and I LOVED studying. Unfortunately, various narcissistic people were "mean", vicious to me.

They would do stuff to convince me to quit living in a shell, to drop a truth bomb at me, to call me a shut-in and stuff. As result, they were attacking me with phrases like "school isn't everything", "teach you stuff your school has never teached you?", "be simpler!", "you only PRETEND to be better than other" and stuff… and I didn't know some meanies have narcissistic personality DISORDER. Truth is, I only learned what NPD is an hour ago or so. Didn't know my mere existence was enough to hurt an ego of some future Uber guy.

At the end of they day, I got a job that pays a lot and has no people to harass me on how pale I am/how boring I am/how wizardchan-tier I am

 No.227570

>>227540
this but unironically
when you die and if you manage to get to 2nd layer reality you will be less likely to succumb to the orgy storms. thereby increasing your chances of ascending to higher layers of reality.

 No.227608

>>227540
>>227539
skill issue. I'm a technomancer, I create robots and make them do my bidding

the true red pill is that magic exists, it is mundane, and mastering it takes real effort, but our entire modern world is built upon it.

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>he didn't get any powers

 No.227612

>>227608
can your robot suck your dick while moaning? idk if it's wizardly tho

 No.227613

>he actually believed he would receive powers

Unfortunately you only get powers if you didn't spend time jerking yourself stupid and actually put that towards some concentrated effort. At the same time, I don't want to say wizardhood is inherently a high achievement thing, because it's not. It's just what you get when you're left to your own devices, a big part of which is being a virgin at 30.
>>227612
The part of it that's not cancels out the part that is.



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