No.308024
Earth is a cube you fucking globie
No.308026
>>308024it is merely an optical illusion due to rayleigh scattering
No.308027
You ever wonder whether or not it's possible for a person with testicular cancer to give someone else cancer by having them swallow their semen?
No.308028
fake ass picture of globe earth
No.308044
Niggers who say that nobody cares if you are a virgin are obviously lying. You're giving normies free ammmo they can use to criticize, bully you, spread rumors, and see you as a weirdo if they have a sudden change of mind about you which can happen at any given time. Hence why people often lie about their numbers. On one hand you have the men who get very little lie and say they've been with many succubi and had more sexual encounters than what's true, on the other the succubi try to lower the real number to appear better and pure unless they are unhinged bastards. Neither are virgins but they still have the need to lie about their sexuality in order to protect an image.
Wagie wizards who have to painfully interact with coworkers should be wise and play that same game unless they risk being bullied.
No.308045
Random-ass memories just keep on popping into mind. Meaningless little things like when I would go out looking for my cousin at his apartment somewhere in South-Central Los Angeles around 4 or 5 on a cold, early winter morning of the year 2007 because he told me that he could help me get a job working at a warehouse.
Never happened, however. But I really liked taking those one or two walks through Los Angeles before sunrise. I've tried replicating that effect several times over the years but it's never quite the same–especially because my hallucinations just never shut up.
I hadn't thought about those particular walks in years. I can't even remember where, exactly, he lived.
No.308046
>>308044>Nigger normies WILL BULLY YOU!! They will spread RUMORS!! They LIE about their bodycount! Succubi are more whorish than they lay on and CHAD actually doesn't FUCK 24/7Get your Highschool drama crabsite garbage out of the Crawl Thread. Not a single reason for why anyone besides brainwashed heldbacks like you should care about how people perceive your virginity, or what the exact status of their fucklife is.
No.308047
>>308044lol like clockwork you already have a normie screeching out at you for merely stating the truth
>>308046He ignores the workplace is hell for wizzies because normies are nosy about everything.
No.308048
Finally! After roughly 17 years; I've finally found that composition I would hear when playing Orbiter Space Flight Simulator!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2j-frfK-ygMan, this takes me back.
No.308051
>>308045Minus the hallucinations, this is literally me. It happens especially when I'm doing everyday tasks, such as washing the dishes or whatever, that random memories come to my mind, often along with a slight feeling of nostalgia.
No.308052
I bet Anouk gives great head right about now!
No.308058
it's hard being a beta low tier male tbh. Normalfags already struggle in life and they are neurotypicals and hypersocialized. Now imagine being a shy beta low tier wizardcel. It's hard to socialize, you're a sperg, few or none friends, alone, parents that just want to get rid of you, you have to work, etc.
It's hard mode and others don't get it.
No.308060
>>308058>beta low tier, beta low tier wizardcelShut up the fuck
No.308061
another friday night spent alone in my room watchin anime. love the truwizcel life! I've been thinkin about watching Timon & Pumba lately
No.308062
>>308058disgusting vocabulary
No.308063
posted in last t-hread -how my keyboard started messin`g up for abosl2ute no reason
well i c-han`ged keyboard and now t-his one -has randoml2y started doin`g it too
t-he `g-hosts t-heory may be correct
No.308065
mouse wheel isn't working right maybe some dust and grime but it doesn't seem to be the case. Wizcel life got harder now I will have to buy a new mouse.
No.308066
Random 2015 and 2017 nostalgia-based flashbacks and dejavu popping into mind. September, October, and November of 2015. Maybe a bit of April, May, and June of 2017.
Some good shit back in the day. Damn good shit.
Damn shame that most of my better moments this year is just me getting nostalgic for previous years.
Not sure how much worse things can get next year, I mean, I don't wanna' jinx it or anything, but I'm pretty sure that I already did just for thinking about it.
Good lord. Even when my hallucinations first began in late-2019… October, November, December… there were a few good moments even then.
So full of hope.
Perhaps I really was delusional all along.
No.308071
Welp, looks like I probably caught Covid-19 finally. I knew interacting with people was a mistake.
No.308073
i hate when im all set to sleep at 12AM, but keep browsing and refreshing, finding nothing and next thing I know its 1AM
its like boring and nothingness, keeps me up more than interesting excitement
its like being bored, i keep looking for the next hit, while if im engaged, i can say ok im done sleep time.
No.308074
>>308066I mean i went full neet in mid 2013, so the entire 2014-2023 decade is a blur for me.
being neet hermit is a real time warp. something can feel like yesterday and be a decade.
No.308075
really good day for me. did everything i wanted to do. Now i will just get drunk and watch some anime. Good night wizcel bros
No.308076
ESL people have feelings too, be nice to us.
No.308077
>>308071confirmed. It feels very similar to when I got vaccinated except with more phlegm and a dry cough/tickle in throat. Hopefully it stays so mild.
No.308079
>>308077>>308071If your taste goes and you stop feeling like eating, I found that when I had it fruit and sports drinks were still tolerable even though everything else tasted like styrofoam and plastic.
The sports drinks Bodyarmor are especially good because they have a fuck ton of vitimins while tasting pretty good. So if you can't stand anything solid you still will be getting everything you need to heal up fast as you sleep it off.
That's my advice, having had the sucky version that was like having a bad case of the normal flu, only with the fucked up taste as a special add-on that I really didn't appreciate.
No.308080
>>308076is there anyone on wizchan who interacts by using 100% google translate both for reading n writing?
No.308081
>>308080God I hope not.
Google translate is fucking garbage for raw translation of sentences.
It works best when used to aid in translating a few words or phrases that you already know the context they should be used.
No.308082
>>308081Its pretty good for raw facts, I've translated entire books in it. Even poetry I get the gist of it.
Its not good for nuance and slang like on an image board.
I find GPT is a good supplement, I can ask in this context what does it mean, and ask for more clarification and alt meanings.
No.308083
>>308079It terrifies me how casually people like you mention losing taste. That's 100% neurological damage and people are like "lol whatever". Then the same group of people drop dead "unexpectedly".
No.308084
>>308083It was temperary and not neurological damage.
My mother lost a good chunk of her taste from a stroke, but it was different in that it didn't come back. That is because it was actual neurological damage. You don't easily recover from actual neurological damage.
meanwhile my taste went back to normal as I got better.
Sort of like your sense of smell weakens when you have a cold.
No.308085
Glad to have my taste buds fully working and for my good health. Never took the vaccine and I feel as healthy as ever.
No.308087
>>308079Thank you for the tips. My appetite is definitely gone. IDK if I can still taste because I haven't eaten anything since yesterday. Currently going through a cycle of getting super cold, then burrowing under a shit ton of blankets and then coming out feeling better after an hour or so only for the cycle to repeat at some point. Entire body aches. Cough basically nonexistent though, still just a shit ton of phlegm and sore throat. I'm seeing stars and feeling lightheaded sometimes too. I still think this must be a mild case though thankfully.
No.308089
Wait, wait, wait.
You mean to tell me that succubi have THREE holes down there?
No.308090
>>308089all i know is somehow they can pee with a tampon in
No.308091
sometimes I feel neither happy nor sad but its like stepping over the edge of a precipice where the fall depending on which direction, either left or right, so both emotions, is for me to decide. It feels like being at a crossroads where I have the choice towards happiness or sadness. There's seemingly a balance but not so distinct. It's a wizcel type of feeling, like being in a neutral state and you're unsure maybe just let whatever happens have an effect on you.
No.308092
Meditation is OP
No.308093
>>308089Their urethra, vagina, and anus.
Did you not pay attention in health class?
No.308094
>>308093That is what the jews want you to think
No.308095
>>308093Sex Ed. wasn't mandatory and I was absent from school a lot. All I can really remember about Sex Ed. is how the health teacher started the class by saying, "let's get it out of our system. Penis, penis, vagina, vagina, penis, vagina, penis, vagina, vagina, penis, penis." I also remember him explaining how penis size doesn't actually matter because a vagina will wrap itself entirely around any phallic object even those as thin as pencils. Other than that; they had us watching a Sex Ed. film that wasn't particularly gross but because I was probably constipated I couldn't stand to hear them talk about blood.
No.308099
>>308098me everytime i go outside
No.308100
>>308087Unfortunately it's only been getting worse. Much more coughing and now my hands are tingling. I looked it up and it's from peripheral nerve damage apparently.
No.308101
>>308083Loss or alteration of taste isn't always damage. Immune responses can totally alter interpretation of flavor, even for very short periods. There are many OTC antihistamines that are also patented as dietary supplements because they make things taste bad for a while.
No.308102
>>308100Just realized my sense of smell is gone. This is quite disturbing.
No.308103
>>308083People lose their sense of taste when they get sick all the time.
No.308105
I think this web site is frozen or something.
Test.
No.308106
I don't know what I ate but I have my windows and curtains open because my farts are killing me
No.308110
>>308105>Posting issues are expected to be resolved sometime within the next 2 years. Please have patience.>>308109I have no idea what you are talking about, but adorable character design.
No.308112
>>308109I hate the AIntichrist!
I hate the AIntichrist!
No.308113
I'm watching the original Japanese The Ring movies right now and am surprised to find that live-action Japanese people also sound like anime characters.
No.308114
Sometimes when I was a kid I would fake being sick so that I didn't have to go to school. Oddly enough, sometimes my dad would "catch" my fake illness. I always assumed he was just faking to get out of going to work, but now I am beginning to question it because I caught covid recently and now my dad has "caught" it too, only he doesn't have any of the same symptoms as me and we didn't have any close contact while I was infectious. He also won't use the last test kit we have for some reason. He is retired now so has no reason to fake being sick. I am wondering if maybe he just actually really does psych himself into feeling sick when someone else is sick. Maybe he is so petty that he is just faking so he can get out of having to cover for my chores. Maybe he really is sick. I wish he would take the damn test so I have more data to go off of.
No.308117
This make sense to me-
Sam Bankman-Fried, cultural critic and public intellectual better known for other work wrote:
I could go on and on about the failings of Shakespeare and the constitution and Stradivarius violins, and at the bottom of this post I do*, but really I shouldn't need to: the Bayesian priors are pretty damning. About half of the people born since 1600 have been born in the past 100 years, but it gets much worse than that. When Shakespeare wrote almost all of Europeans were busy farming, and very few people attended university; few people were even literate–probably as low as about ten million people. By contrast there are now upwards of a billion literate people in the Western sphere. What are the odds that the greatest writer would have been born in 1564? The Bayesian priors aren't very favorable.
No.308118
>>308117shakespeare wrote cuck novels in a roundabout way so that most normies only understood the basic gist of things
i think a lot of the famous writers poets and storytellers would be insels today
people only hear the basics of things and don't really look into it further such as I looked into Leonardo and apparently he preferred going to brothels over marriage,romance, and courtship and was a misogynist as well as involved in secret societies like the Templars. Yet all people know is he just painted when he also designed a lot of secret assassination weapons for nobility.
No.308119
>>308118✔️ Cuck
✔️ Normies
✔️ Insels
Put the phone down.
No.308120
>>308118you're my favourite demotivational speaker
No.308122
Wait, what the hell? I coulda' sworn that the thread's title was Anti-Crawl Thread CXVIII.
I blame the space demons for this.
No.308123
>>308122I was the original guy who started crawl threads, and as a joke I made one of the titles like XXIII when it was no where near that, and the guy who took it over has been continuing it. so these roman numerals mean nothing
No.308124
>>308123Oh. I figured that a new crawl thread gets made every month so it sorta' made sense that Wizchan would be at the 118th crawl thread by now.
No.308126
i wish i had one of those maker spaces near me. you know the ones that have tools and shit and you can use them. i think only cities and liberal areas have them
No.308127
>>308126They aren't great but it is useful if you really don't have space and very particular projects you want to get done and don't have the gear.
School engineering maker spaces are generally better, but unless you go or work there you don't have access.
The ones run like private clubhouses tend to have fuck tons of unrelated social and political baggage that comes with them from what I have seen when I used to live in a big city that had them.
No.308131
>>308127>private clubhouses tend to have fuck tons of unrelated social and political baggage that comes Yeah, those so-called "hackerspaces". Virtue signalling is its own thing but these spaces actively check what signals you're putting out to make sure you're one of them. Certain stickers on the laptop or can badges on your bag are necessary just to get in.
"Rent a hoist" garages are still around. Just a garage with a vehicle hoist and all the basic tools. Drive in, fix your car overnight, write in the logbook the list of tools you used, and leave the work area a bit cleaner than when you went in. You could in theory go in there with wood and tools to make furniture or even prefab walls and such, or even find a garage with a welder and make trailer frames or something.
No.308132
>>308126There is one in my city. I have considered going, but ultimately I don't really have money to do any projects anyway.
No.308133
>feel sharp pain on my right hand
>assume it's like a tactile hallucination or something
>ignore it for a few seconds
>look over and see a mosquito biting me
>now my hand itches
FUCKING LOS ANGELES
No.308134
Oh, right. I remember this part. From 2009? 2010? Probably a little earlier.
Good work, Dr. V. I was right all along!
No.308138
I calculate that one new species evolves every year based on the fact that it is estimated that up to 4,000,000,000 species have existed on Earth and the fact that the Earth is 4,543,000,000 years old.
Checkmate, atheists!
No.308139
Guys I think I ate too many chocolates or something because I feel as if I'm about to have a heart attack
No.308140
>>308133why are you cursing los angeles? i've lived in like a dozen different us states and they all had mosquitos, except maybe arizona. do you think california has it bad or something?
No.308141
>>308140>do you think california has it bad or something?Mosquito-wise, no. But I hate California overall (especially because I feel that it's way too hot year-round and warm climates seem to attract mosquitoes). I would much rather live like in Alaska or something.
No.308142
>>308139death by chocolate, livin the dream
No.308143
anyone else use 5:4 aspect ratio monitors? my daily driver has been a 5:4 monitor for the most of my life, except for in recent times where my old 5:4 died and i had to resort to using a normal widescreen monitor with 5:4 aspect ratio with the black bars on the side. i just bought a refurbished 5:4 monitor and i hope this will last me just as long if not longer than the last one. i just wish they made new monitors with modern refresh rates, resolutions and colours with this aspect ratio.
No.308146
Starting to feel better from covid but I still have no sense of smell. Apparently 20-25% of people who lose it haven't recovered fully after 1 year with about 5% showing no recovery at all. I don't like those odds, I am not lucky and I feel like I am probably doomed. Most of the not fully recovered people have distortions in their sense of smell that make things smell bad and wrong. That is probably what I am headed towards knowing my luck. Fresh baked cookies will smell like dog shit or old cigarettes.
No.308147
homosexuality is a mental illness lmao
No.308149
>>308143i did when i was a kid, it was the family computer's monitor. why do you still use it?
i probably wont upgrade from 1080p because i cant see a difference and i like that aspect ratio so maybe we have similar reasons
No.308150
>>308149old habits die hard i guess. i also like the more compact format, makes things easier to pick up on the screen without my eyes having to dart all around the monitor
No.308151
>>308044they are liars of course.
No.308152
Olympus Mons looks like a birthmark I used to have.
No.308153
Been slower then usual around here the past few days.
kinda boring actually.
No.308155
feeling a lot better since I stopped watching porn and masturbating. Mana gains are fucking real
No.308156
>>308153Feels like the site is dying. Very few posts these days.
No.308160
lotta ppl complaining about youtube basically not working for dudes running adblockers
like to the point everyone but me seems to be affected
works fine for me though
No.308161
>>308141there is a video showing mosquito swarms in alaska i think. funny you mention that place, bevause of that video i imagine it also as hell
No.308162
>>308160Those people are fucking idiotic niggers who think 'le ublock works on my machine :)'
My brother in Christ, I hope you're aware of what Google is planning to do with future iterations of Chrome and probably Chromium as well. Before you say 'uhhh not my problem :)', keep in mind the only other major browser left is Firefox. And it's going to shit too. Computers/software just keeps becoming more and more bloated and locked down. It's not a meme that at one point we will soon need to use IDs to use this shit, all because people are missing the point: it's not about "what works on your machine" it's about allowing it to happen in first place and consenting to it by keeping using the service.
Also Stallman has cancer. It's over.
>>308156When there are posts it feels like AI, some unnaturally well done posts in a row like that is rare.
No.308163
>>308162what posts feel like AI exactly?
No.308165
>>308162i've never used chrome, chromium, or any variation of it
also the problem seems to be adblock filters, most likely everyone being on the most recent stuff has them targetted very easily. but my addons dont update automatically and the filter lists dont update as well so their "20% effort for 80% reach" might not work for my setup
>>308156site for me is shit now because i have to completely kill my vpn software every time before posting on the listed boards. i can't add site-specific exceptions. so yeah im not gonna fucking bother with that
No.308166
normies really think having a good personality and confidence is going to change your jaw shape and facial structure
No.308167
Crabs really care what "normies" think about their chances at bagging a fuckubus
No.308168
>>308167normies thinks he can be anything with some self improvement
grow some wings and fly off a rooftop you can do it pal
No.308171
>>308170kill yourself normalfag invader this is a crab site
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.308172
when crab is called out for being crabby, they at least are honest and proudly announce their species
it's like a bugzapper they can't themselves
No.308173
>>308172yeah bro we fucking own the crabs here with magic missiles we are the real deal bro totally
No.308174
(CRAB BATTLE)
No.308177
>>308170his English sounds better than yours
No.308194
>>308178normies and failed normies are not even human. Once they sense a wiz they will make his life hell even on here you have failed normies like this one hating on wizards
>>308172It's absolutely hilarious how they side with the normies even on a dead site like this one
No.308195
wizcel friday it's just me in my silent room with my pc. Sometimes listening to some music. Sometimes just enjoying the silence while browsing.
Content in my wizcel cave. Content and happy and a bit tired. Happy and tired and feeling like never going out again and this is great. This is great and I don't mind it if it ends abruptly. An ending where I just close my eyes and this thing I know for life is all gone forever including this quiet room where most of my life is spent with no surprises.
No.308197
>>308196
why do these failed normies target virgins? what's the point of virgin hunting when they are just as virgin as you even more if they are ugly, can't get laid, are rejected, and bullied by society and completely ignored?
Normies will throw them all under the bus the moment they learn they are virgins. Normies make no distinction, realistically speaking for a normie there isn't in cel or volcel, it's just crab. go tell them you post on wizchan a site where females are called succubi and bans both females and nonvirgins and see how much those normies who you want to side with by calling you volcel will treat you.
No.308198
>>308196
Yeah I don't get it. There's entire websites where failed normies can go to hate on crabs but they choose to do it here.
No.308199
>>308198There's entire websites where failed normies can go to BE crabs but they choose to do it here.
No.308200
>>308197You're just inventing your own language where you assign all the traits of the crab to the "failed normie" and all the traits of the volcel to the "wizcel", and then hate on those who use the traditional terms.
But you yourself are pro-volcel anti-crab you just call it pro-wizcel anti-failed normy
No.308201
>>308198If you screech like some feminist redditor nigger if a virgin bro is feeling down and wants to share his feelings of loneliness then you are not a wizard.
I can't relate to normalfags and failed normies who come here and pretend to be better than others.
No.308203
>>308199I know your kind you wont be able to read 5 threads on insels.is without going "Wow this guy is a loser Im glad I'm not like him". A real volcel or wizard would have the same experience as an insel. You're a failed norper pretending to be a volcel or wizard by hating virgins since you can't relate to their experiences.
No.308204
>>308203you realize a crab is a failed normy? he wants to do the things normies do but he has FAILED to do so. So whats the point of defending crabs but using failed normy as an insult?
crabs are normies?
crabs dont want to be normies?
crabs are failed normies
No.308206
>>308205wizchan invented the term volcel in 2014 to distance ourselves from Elliot Rodger. All those reddits were created years later. You are the one influenced by Reddit not us. we created it on our own before them.
No.308209
>>308208Yeah doing a google for wizchan, its the most frequent reason we are cited beyond GG and Hotwheels now
No.308210
>>308204Failed normies are people who had good grades in school, good parents that taught them life and gave them money to be independent, friends to support you mentally and all these things to gain confidence that a virgin never had. Failed normies grew up as normies and not as virgins so they can't relate to the userbase here.
You're no wizard or volcel you're a just a sexless normalfag.
No.308211
>>308208The idea that the Internet is full of bots has been around forever. It only got popular because the guy who wrote it spammed it on all the subreddits and everywhere he browsed like a faggot who just stole an idea and rewrote it consicely claiming it as his own.
No.308212
>>308206>wizchan invented the term volcel in 2014I've been here since 2013 wizchan never invented the term volcel.
>>308211this. dead internet theory in the end is a run of the mill schizo conspiracy thread that was spammed on /x/ /pol/ and other forums so it reached normies. Anyone with a bit of intelligence knows it's bullshit. I posted on that thread calling out OP for being such a schizo.
>>308208> Its pretty impressive for a small forum of ~300 outcaststhe OP of that thread spammed his schizo conspiracy everywhere.
No.308213
>>308212when did you 1st see volcel used on wizchan?
You know there was a major re-inventing of Wizchan after the Elliot Rodger incident to distance us from crabs, which accelerated after Wizardchan.org died in Dec 24 2014, to be replaced by a militantly volcel Wizchan.org
No.308214
>>308213>wizchan invented the term volcel in 2014>wizchan invented the term>inventedhttps://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=kay_see>by kay_see October 23, 2007check google trends and search for the term volcel and see how dumb and ignorant you are.
Kill yourself for being a dishonest faggot. Clearly you talk out of your ass and have no way to back anything you say. Now stop posting, faggot.
No.308215
Are post-rock songs called "songs"? I noticed that most post-rock songs don't have any lyrics so I don't think they can really be called "songs" when there's no one singing. Then you have those weird songs where there might be somebody talking for a few minutes, but not singing. Or you'll hear water dripping.
Was also thinking whether or not composers for films like John Williams can be said to compose "classical music".
No.308219
>>308214There were no communities of self-identified volcels until Wizchan 2014
No.308221
>>308219Not online, at least.
No.308223
>>308210> Failed normies are people who had good grades in school, good parents that taught them life and gave them money to be independent, friends to support you mentally and all these things to gain confidenceI had all these things except friends and "good parents that taught them life". I mean my dad did impart a boomer morality that was pretty useless for IRL. Maybe that counts.
They did give me a lot of money, but only in my 20s. They were so cheap through my boyhood and teens. Wouldn't even pay for AOL and cable. But I guess that's where they got the money from their blue collar salaries. But money to truly be independent would probably be like $500k.
Never had any friends. Sometimes had kids I'd make friendly convo with at school and laugh.
No.308241
>>308219first you claim that wizchan invented the term volcel which is provable to be false so I show you evidence that you are lying like a faggot and now you come up with another bullshit lie which anyone can disprove so I won't even bother. Please, seriously kill yourself because you don't have any idea what you are talking about.
No.308243
>>308208>Dead Internet TheoryI long for a rebirth of End Of Wizards series, I've seen those threads referenced across almost every other altchan at least once, so we can rest assured it is something of great concern to a wider audience than wizchan itself, even to zoomers themselves. Anyone has an archive of the earlier threads? I have mhtml files of the last 2 only.
No.308255
>>308243The end of wizard thread was stupid as the dead internet theory one.
Virginity is on the rise for virgin males more than ever in the history of mankind.
No.308261
>Muh altchans and reddit
This place is literally a tourist stop for normalfags who think school shooters post here so they can come give us self+improvement advice
No.308262
Hallucinations keep on showing me imagery from Family Guy for some reason. Especially that of Brian. Not sure as to why. I haven't been interested in Family Guy in almost twenty years.
No.308263
I was at the bank the other day and was like, "wouldn't it be awesome to have this place all to yourself every night?" I mean, 'cause, fuck, banks are HUGE. You have this huge, clean space that remains empty for several hours every night and there's homeless people sleeping literally right outside of the bank every night.
No.308265
Four whole fucking years since the hallucinations began.
FOUR.
WHOLE.
FUCKING.
YEARS.
No.308267
>>308261Go to the gym, anon, you will feel better about your life. Also you have to make your bed in the morning, and eat a good breakfast. Remember that the early bird gets the worm or whatever, so get up before dawn and jog to the gym, press bells or whatever for a few hours and go back home where everybody will love you and respect you but only if you love yourself first.
The gym fees will also motivate you to have a job, where you can meet people and make friends, which will in turn motivate you to work out to show off your abs and also to shave.
You can do it anon, remember that violence is not the solution!
No.308269
going to the gym, eating healthy, getting enough sleep, all benefits the true wizard. healthiness means being able to enjoy life to the fullest
No.308270
>>308269Enjoy deez nutz to the fullest
No.308282
yall wants sum dubya dubya three
ILL SHOW YE
ILL SHOW YE SUM
DUBYA
DUBYA
THREEEEEE
WEEEEEEEEEE
No.308284
I'm warm
I'm dry
I've an old comedy show on TV
I've a comfy manga on my PC
I've my dog curled up on my bed
I've a full belly and empty balls
What more do I need?
No.308288
>>308286It does kind of feel like we're building up to it. People are becoming more and more crazy by the minute. Political radicals seizing power everywhere. Elites corrupting the courts through decades of effort. How long can things continue before war breaks out? Probably not more than 10 years I would guess.
No.308289
>>308286if ur that bored, u dont have to wait for war to come to u, those warring nations are taking foreign volunteers
No.308290
Got nostalgic for 2004 all of a sudden. Perhaps my worst year in high school, but there's a few good memories in there. Weird to think that pretty much all of my good memories from back then involve me playing video games… video games like Final Fantasy XI, StarCraft, Tribes: Vengeance, Medal of Honor: Allied Assault, Day of Defeat, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Half-Life 2, etc. I don't have a PC nor a video game console anymore but I could probably purchase a laptop today for $100 and play StarCraft or something. I already know that it just wouldn't be quite the same. I remember finally being able to afford the monthly subscription for FFXI back in 2012 (I had a character through a cousin's account that his mother was paying for for a few weeks in 2004) and I just couldn't replicate the effect.
Some of the most random-ass memories, too. Just me playing Medal of Honor: Allied Assault multiplayer maybe on a rainy weekend. Feeling a bit unhappy that I couldn't finish my homework and was failing most of my classes. Had to repeat the tenth grade.
No.308291
>>308289The whole point is for something global to happen. I could go to any number of foreign shitholes if all I wanted was to be a soldier.
No.308294
can't tell if wizgenes that make us think and reflect this way were sexually successful in the past or mother nature fucked up making us and we're genetic detritus/sloppa. it of course is a personal answer for every one of us here to consider probably, it's not generalized
No.308296
I can't get an erection anymore :(
No.308297
>>308296sunlight, exercise, healthy diet, healthy interaction with the opposite gender (if that is your function)
No.308307
>>308299pls dont do anything you might regret wizzie!!
No.308311
I calculate that I probably speak to someone other than my mother for something like 5 to 30 seconds per month on average. Maybe 10 to 25 words (in total) to strangers per month on average.
For this month; I've spoken around 30 words to people not my mother. This month and last are unusual in that I've begun to speak with my brother more often. I've barely spoken with him since 2015.
A typical conversation with a stranger goes something like this:
Me: "Do you accept debit card?"
Cashier: "Yes."
[…]
Cashier: "There's a fee. Is that OK?"
Me: "Yeah that's OK."
Cashier: "Enter PIN, please."
[…]
Cashier: "Would you like a bag?"
Me: "Yes. Please. Thank you."
Cashier: "Have a nice day!"
Me: "Ah, yes. Thank you. You have a nice day as well."
That is perhaps the most common type of conversation I have. Once or twice per month.
No.308312
>>308311Haven't spoken with a stranger since May
No.308313
>>308312I haven't done that in 2 years
No.308314
>>308313Now I wonder what my streak was before I broke it…
Btw, what's your phone #?
No.308317
>>308311Are there really fees for using debit cards? I thought the seller paid those.
No.308318
>>308317Yeah sometimes there's a fee and sometimes there isn't. I don't understand how that works.
One of the many things of the adult world I do not understand.
No.308319
Hallucinations are now doing that thing in which they assume that I want to pick a fight with them simply because I began to recall how I first completed Medal of Honor: Allied Assault's single player campaign for PC sometime in 2007 despite having owned the game since around maybe 2001. Voices then informed me that my cousin had also completed the game in that same year despite the fact that he had never really been a PC gamer back then and was most certainly not particularly fond of WW2 first-person shooters for PC in 2007.
Apparitions then proceeded to show me fucked up shit over this.
No.308320
>>308319my parents didnt buy me vidya, and i was obsessed with d-day, and i was practically drooling when the boys at school were talking about living out Omaha Beach in FPS.
If i had just had some FPS games, i probably wouldnt have wanted to join the IRL army so bad
No.308321
Aw crap I'm so fucked
No.308323
1 week of nofap. Im feeling the mana gains. I've gained clarity and feel at peace with myself.
No.308324
I must be stressed.
I dreamed that I forgot to pay my mortgage after I moved and was freaking out pretty hard.
Once I woke up I realized I have never had a mortgage nor bought a house and don't owe anyone anything.
No.308325
>watch a vtuber occasionally
>she (female) suggests a friend of her's stream
>check out her channel
>She has cute fantasy model, good chat rules, isn't evidently dripping with the politics thread posts that I hate
>decide to tune in live
>stream starts
>it's a man
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
No wonder Vsimps pile on to just a few lackluster predominant confirmed femail streamers, all the rest are guys. I feel gross. I finally decide to just bite the bullet and check out a cute virtual female friend simulator and it's fucking Bruce from Mr. Lube. My night is ruined. I feel like I lost magic XP.
No.308326
>>308325What's wrong with dude v-tubers?
>I finally decide to just bite the bullet and check out a cute virtual female friend simulatorNevermind, you are doing it wrong.
They aren't friend simulators.
It's a 21 century digital puppet show.
They aren't your friend. They are just entertainers.
If you go in with that expectation then you will have a better time.
For example, I watch fillian because I find slapstick humor and cringe comedy funny.
I don't watch because I am looking for a friend simulation. I would never be friends with such a person if they were real.
No.308327
I just remembered my father once telling me that they teach us in schools that Europeans were the first humans to arrive in the Americas. Both of my parents, actually, believe that this is what is taught in US schools.
Not entirely sure as to where they got this idea from especially considering that neither of them went to school here in the US.
It's a damn shame how much they had us focus on WW2 for world history, though. I remember how for the Akkadian empire–our textbooks only had this one tiny blurb on a page. How disappointing. Next thing you know; we're learning about Charlemange and Napoleon then BOOM! WW1 and WW2!
Badda bing badda boom; you're done with world history! On to US history! Will you pass US history? Sure you will–you're a smart guy! Oh no no you won't! You'll drop out of high school before you get to finish US history and you'll spend the next 13 years doing fuck all before you finally finish US history at the age of 30! What were you missing in US history, anyway? WW2? Vietnam war? Barack Obama? Wait, what? Obama wasn't president when you were in high school!
No.308328
>>308326>What's wrong with dude v-tubers?Nothing. I watch a few and it's fun to shoot the shit with guys just being guys. It's when the guys pretend to be succubi in all ways and then insist we play along with their lame joke. That's when things get weird. A guy trying to act all like
>i'm a cutey wooty little gal UwU i'm a kawaii 'tuber look at my wavy Live2D Cubism hair locksIs bad in any scenario, but for a man doing this to throw his stream out there, engaging on social media, getting others to send their viewers to his stream, just so he can fill his personal safespace with people who were expecting a female and aren't allowed to express that he isn't one.. Predatory!
Even more I can see how a guy "playing puppets" with a female avatar could be funny, but if at the end of the day he actually thinks he's a female, then he ought to just be brought out back and shot at that point.
No.308330
>>308328Fair enough.
I was thinking of someone like porcelainmaid who is just being funny.
Not actual trannies.
Hugbox safe space PC bullshit needs to die and stop killing everything fun.
No.308336
I just remembered how back in 2006, 2007, and 2008; I could go weeks or even months without ever having to speak to anyone other than my mother. I could sometimes even go up to 3, 4, or even 5 days without having to speak nor even see my mother. I even had a working microwave oven back then.
Good times, good times.
No.308339
Just once. Just once. Just once I'd like to wake up in my apartment one morning, look out my bedroom window, and realize that my apartment is no longer an apartment but a house. I would walk outside and notice that the apartment building is gone except for my own apartment which has become a house. The house gets its electricity from solar panels, windmills, and various other sources. The water comes from a nearby water tower. I'd have crops, livestock, and pets. I'd look all around me and see that the only sign of human civilization is my home. The city of Los Angeles is gone. The only human around is me.
No.308340
>>308339Oh. And I'd be able to go to sleep in that world and wake up in that same world the next day, and the next, and the one after that, and so on!
No.308343
I'm actually sort of excited about having gray hair!
I've noticed that my beard already has a bit of gray hair but that's actually normal for a 34-year-old because even guys in their early-twenties and late-teens sometimes have gray hair in their beards.
No.308344
>>308343I remember in my mid 20s right after finishing grad school, i had a few grey hairs with all my anxiety over being forced to get a job.
but since i gave up on life, went full neet manbaby, i haven't had any grey hairs since then, pushing into my mid 30s
No.308346
Wow my mother doesn't know how to play with dogs AT ALL!
No.308347
>>308346There is a wrong way to play with dogs?
No.308349
>>308347I don't think they like it when you pick them up from one leg or their head and spin them around on a rough concrete ground.
No.308350
>>308349I cringed when I visualized that.
Apparently there is.
Why is she doing that?
No.308351
>>308350I suspect she has some type of psychopathy or maybe she's BPD or something.
I don't think it's Alzheimer's but she's 77 years old and I can barely remember what she was like in her 40s. She seems somewhat demented in a way.
Maybe she's just dumb.
No.308353
people with BPD aren't human. They behave worse than niggers.
No.308356
Oh.
No.308357
Oh shit I'm turning 35 next month
No.308359
I've seen wizards on here complain about not being able to find "friends" online, or finding it hard to chat online. It's bewildering to me, it seems to be the opposite, that people online are desperate for companionship and everyone overshares their life.
I indulge in roleplay type coomery and back and forth stuff. And I find it hard to get people -not- wanting to socially bond, to keep that healthy limit. Everywhere I stumble online it seems like people want to get close to me when I really want to keep my shit for the most part private. I don't really think online friendships matter much, and we're just here to shoot the shit and kill time.
No.308360
I've never seen a single wizard complain about not being able to find friends online. I know wizards aren't faggots looking for e friends and that's for zoomers and failed normies.
No.308361
>>308360I've seen it a few times now which is why I made the post.
No.308363
>>308360I have never cared about others to begin with. They only bring baggage and are nuisance to the peace you can find in solitude, unlike crabs obsessed with unattainable desires, and worldly pleasures that leave you in a state of dissatisfaction, and possibly up for hard betrayal.
No.308374
Damn, looks like youtube updated it's anti-adblock yet again and this time filtering doesn't work.
If I can't find a work around this might finally be the thing to cause me to stop using youtube all together.
No.308375
>>308374Figured out how to use FreeTube, at least on my desktop.
Once I imported my stuff it seems to work fine.
Will suck when adblock stops working on my phone though, since I use it during work to listen to audio books and podcast.
No.308376
day 10 of nofap feelin wizardlier by the second. Self improving really works if you put your mind and heart to it
No.308377
>online job interview test requires webcam now
No.308383
I don't really have anything to say and I probably never will but it's easier for me to just say any random bullshit on the internet than it is to actually speak and it's not like I have anything better to do.
No.308385
I'm a bit surprised that the name "Homelanders" in reference to generation Z never caught on quite as much as "Millennials" did for generation Y.
I just wonder how many generations will go by before they stop naming them after letters of the English and Greek alphabets.
See? See what sort of random bullshit I come up with?
No.308386
>>308385Well being born around 9/11 ended up influencing them a lot less than meme culture did.
No.308389
>>308386"Zoomers", though. Man. I remember for a brief time there were also "Yoomers" and "Xoomers" but those never caught on.
I also hardly ever see "MTV generation" anymore. How do you even pronounce "Xers", anyway? "Ecks-urss"?
Should've called zoomers "zeds" or "zombies" or something instead.
No.308391
>>308389I remember reading the wiki article on Gen Y back in 2004, before the term Millennials caught on, and patting myself on the back that we were labeled to be the next Greatest Generation like WW2.
But as alienated as I was from Gen Y growing up, even as a wiz loner, it still feels so much more familiar than zoomers. although what is familiar about the zoomers is it feels like the whole world talks like 4chan now. i learned all my zoomer slang from wizchan.
No.308392
Boomers, coomers, doomers, consoomers, zoomers, xoomers, yoomers, soomerians!
No.308394
"You must skullfuck the little succubus," he doth speaketh.
And skullfucketh the little succubus he dideth.
No.308395
>>308394basedeth of wizards
No.308396
coomers entire personality revolve around their fetishes almost as braindead as homosexuals. subhumans indeed are no different from each other.
No.308397
>>308396I feel as if being a coomer is the most effective way to keep what little sanity I have left.
No.308398
>>308396well society already rates me the lowest. so why prove them wrong, im actually a great guy you fail to recognise. im the slime, the statistics define me as.
and if someone asked me to define myself, sum up who im, it would be a list of my violent rape fantasies towards cartoon characters.
im proud to be the worst thing ever, in a society that defines me as the worst
No.308407
I feel as if I have two bladders or something.
I'll get up to take a piss but end up just standing there in front of the toilet for one or two minutes with a bit of urine sprinkling out.
But then I'll wash my hands and start to walk out of my bathroom only to feel the need to piss again. And then it's like I can fill an entire glass with my urine.
No.308408
Skullpie the skullchitlins!
No.308409
Come to think of it; I can only recall one of the students in high school being 20 years old. Male student.
I was just watching Final Destination 3 and I remembered how funny I thought it was when I first watched it in 2006 that they hired 20-year-old Mary Elizabeth Winstead to play a 17-year-old, because none of the succubi in my high school looked like her.
No.308416
how dead does it get here on a friday? you're all probably out at the club right now
No.308417
>>308416everyone is spending time with their friends irl or online, friends who just got off work and can finally spend their weekend playing and chatting for more than a few minutes
No.308418
>>308416Friday night is taco Tuesday
No.308425
I'm trying to mentally design a house that can withstand any natural disaster even a direct impact from a 10km-wide asteroid.
Actually, come to think of it; I'd like it to be able to withstand something bigger.
Like a planet.
No.308428
Veinte mil hamburguesas.
No.308430
>>308429Just like the saints who built stone walls around themselves so they couldn’t see the sinful world
No.308434
That one scene from that one episode from one of the earlier seasons of Game of Thrones has been repeating itself almost every day for over these past few years. You know the one. That one just before that guy gets his skull crushed?
>HE KILLED HER AND HE RAPED HER
>HE RAPED HER AND HE KILLED HER
No.308435
>>308434>You know the oneNo we don't, because we don't watch industrially-produced gay murder porn on HBO
No.308436
Any tips on ambient/ nature sounds to sleep to?
No.308437
when did lounge became reddit. what the fuck
No.308439
OVER
FIVE
BILLION
MOTHERFUCKIN'
PEOPLE
USING THE INTERNET
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS
No.308440
Where was that love when you were young, when you were in your so called prime, if you ever had one?
No.308441
>>308440no love for true wizards
No.308454
I just pooped so hard just now, but I already know that the satisfaction is only temporary.
No.308459
Some of the most random-as-fuck memories just keep on popping into my head.
Can't tell some of these apart sometimes. Is this memory from 3rd grade, or 8th? Probably both. Why am I thinking about StarCraft all of a sudden?
No.308465
>>308464*Not literally all.
No.308466
I'm beginning to notice that I never quite understood parts of speech of the English language. Adjectives? Adverbs? Beats me. I think I understand what pronouns and verbs are. I mean, back when I still used a word processor–it'd rarely correct me. This web browser only checks for spelling.
It bothers me sometimes because I sometimes edit Wikipedia and other editors tell me that I need to learn about "past perfect" or something or other, among other things. This shit goes over my head.
This post probably only barely makes sense but my hallucinations tend to fight me aggressively whenever I spend too much time reviewing what I write.
No.308467
Hallucinations didn't want me watching the film "The Heathers" so I ended up staring at a photograph for nearly half a day.
No.308469
i hate attorneys btw
No.308471
>>308470tbh thats the best argument against suicide i've found. life goes so slow when you're in school. each school grade like its own tv series. but once you hit your mid 20s, your life just flies by and you're 30 already. and you can see middle age just over the horizon. if life isn't that much of a torture, you could almost just shrug and let it play out naturally.
No.308472
Neat. My Steam account has the exact date that I became a member. May 27 2004. I was 15.
No.308473
>>308472im the same age as you, and i had no idea steam was around all the way back then.
No.308476
>>308470Why do normalfags love making accounts on websites?
No.308491
I've got a Windows 10 VM working with GPU passtrough on Arch.
Feels nice.
No.308492
>>308472I remember everyone getting mad about steam when it came about, I didn’t buy games so I never had an account until my 20s. Playing cracked counter strike with the Russians instead.
No.308496
>>308470I still have my old newgrounds account from when I was 13, so I know the feel.
That said usually I just lose most accounts over time because of inactivity or don't have/remember the log ins.
Like I had several runscape accounts but I don't remember any of the logins and it's been over a decade since I last touched the game.
No.308499
There was a spider in my bathroom just now.
It's not there anymore.
I made sure of it.
No.308503
I used to think that a shower is supposed to last at least one hour.
It was probably 2020 when I found out that a shower only really needs to be ten minutes long.
And that nobody actually cares whether or not I shower.
No.308504
>>308503shower as long as as often as you like tbh
No.308506
Stressful doing a big shop for the family, all the cupboards etc were empty. I asked my brothers to help because it would be so much, and they weren’t really much help. The autistic cashier is funny though, they compliment me on random stuff like how I aligned the shopping on the belt. I’m tired now.
No.308508
Not sure if my hallucinations are fucking with me again, but there's something about this October breeze coming in through my bedroom window that's getting me to feel all nostalgic over October of 2015. October of 2015, however, wasn't as great of a month as earlier months of that year such as January and February. There were a few oddly peaceful moments about October of 2015, though. I'd definitely love to wake up tomorrow and find out that it's October of 2015. Certainly preferable to the entirety of 2023.
No.308510
I went outside today to purchase some chocolates I've never tried before. I got some of that MrBeast's Deez Nuts chocolate.
Kinda' blows my mind that a guy who is nearly a decade younger than me makes millions of dollars by making some of the most stupid Youtube videos I have ever seen and he now has his own brand of chocolate and everything.
No.308512
Found a ublock script that actually works for me so far when it comes to the youtube bullshit.
youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)
youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0)
youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, [])
youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)
No.308513
>I got some of that MrBeast's Deez Nuts chocolate.
am I in reddit or is wizchan being targeted by reddit bots or something?
No.308514
>>308513I’d probably try it too if I lived in America, just because it is a weird thing. I never tried “prime” yet though because it’s twice the price of other drinks, if it was similarly priced I may try it. Seeing the modern social media world of child consumerism makes me kind of sad though so the curiosity is squashed.
No.308515
>>308514why would I want to try garbage that's for literally mindless drones who follow "influencers" and youtube "celebrities" Get the fuck out of here with that shit
No.308516
>>308515It’s just food and may be slightly different than other food in a novel and pleasant way? I can understand the aversion but I can see both sides.
No.308519
>>308513>>308515I didn't like the chocolate. It had some coffee-like taste.
I also got a king size kit kat that I've never tried before and a few others.
No.308520
>>308513I am also obligated by International Law to tell you that I am indeed a bot and you will eat Deez Nuts.
No.308523
I'm starting to feel as if everyone was secretly born the same year (1988) that I was. Even my parents.
Probably related to solipsism syndrome or something. Fucking weird.
No.308530
There's a cellar spider on my ceiling but I'm afraid of trying to kill it and failing then having it fall down and biting me in anger then me getting an allergic reaction from the bite and dying.
No.308531
Akumaball,
Can I call you Akumaball?
Akumaball,
You're an Akumaball!
No.308534
Day 4 of bad sore throat. No fever yet, but it huuuurts and I feel slightly lightheaded.
No.308538
>>308530just leave it alone. spiders are bros
No.308547
For many decades; I did not know that the word "nigger" was considered more offensive than: fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, shit, etc. I remember people would often say "nigga" and I always assumed that they were saying "nigger", but I would eventually learn that they're (sort of, but not really, maybe, don't ask) considered two different words.
I mean, I always assumed that everyone knew how obvious it was that the word "nigger" just means "black", due to the obvious similarity between "nigger" and the Spanish word for "black" ("negro") and the fact that people sometimes say "negroes" in reference to black people when it's obvious that "negroes" isn't an English word. There's also the fact that the Spanish were among the very first Europeans to begin colonizing the Americas and enslaving both natives and blacks. The word "nigger" is also only one letter off from the Latin word "niger" which simply means "black".
Is this the sort of thing that's only obvious to Hispanic people? Probably, but growing up Hispanic I also noticed that even my own family didn't notice this sort of thing.
Perhaps I am merely overthinking again.
No.308548
>>308547from your first sentence i knew you weren't a white american. but you said you are hispanic and i've never heard other countries use that term, so are you maybe hispanic american? i learned it was offensive from watching black comedians on tv in the 90s as a kid, i also realized it's a word they can say but i cannot. that might have been the first instance of such a word i've encountered, even now it's hard to think of other words with the same stigma
No.308549
>>308548Yep. I'm Hispanic American. My mother was born and raised in Mexico, and my father in Cuba. My brother and I were born in the US.
No.308551
Holy shit I want to go back to 2017 so bad. Even though I feel like I would've had a better shot in 2006 when I was 18…
It's just that 2006 feels so damn long ago it no longer really feels like me. I feel almost as if something happened in the late-2010s that split my old self from my current self. It's hard to explain because I can still recall much of 2006 very clearly and if I focus hard enough; I can almost feel myself back there. And the way I think hasn't changed all that much since then. But I feel as if I've become my own impostor. Like I've replaced myself, and the original me has long died.
No.308552
>>308534day 5 or 6. mild chest discomfort. mild coyughing, headache/sinus pressure and fever. like last time im developing what feels like sciatica. pain an weakness in upper legs an lower back so bad i cannot even go to th bathroom. havent eaten all day
damn son
No.308553
2010s were my wasted decade tbh
didnt really learn anything cool
mainly just fapped, played games, watched anime all day
nothing wrong with that in itself but tthis decade so far, the 2020s, having more creative hobbies and interests to constantly learn about has been more rewarding
No.308554
>>308552Sounds like covid. I just caught it a couple weeks ago. Pretty much over it but still getting weird back pain and have a mild cough and congestion.
No.308555
To the wiz who hears voices, I have a question for you. What do you think when you see news stories about people who commit terrible crimes because they hear voices that tell them to do it? The dude who just did the mass shooting in Maine was supposedly hearing voices. Does it worry you that you might end up that way some day?
No.308559
it feels like my legs are being wrapped in razor wire, make it stop god
>>308554anything that helped you get over it faster? im taking some raw garlic, electrolytes, green tea, zinc and sulforaphane. i need to run some urgent errands this weekend…. last time this shit knocked me out for a good 2 whole weeks
No.308560
>>308559Vitamin D helps, but it will take some time to build up the levels you need. In the short term a combination of ibuprofen and acetaminophen helps, but only to make you feel better.
No.308561
>>308560>>308559Also try some antihistimines like benadryl. They can help tamp down the cytokine storm.
No.308571
There's something oddly peculiar today that makes it feel like I'm inside The Sims 2 and playing with the Seasons expansion.
No.308576
>>308575tail/10
Yes it's ok. Like seriously, kemono is actually quite enjoyable as long as it's the japanese cute type. Western furry otoh, ughh don't get me started.
No.308580
>updates browser
>now ublock only blocks the video of ads but they still interrupts and the sound plays
God fucking damn it.
No.308583
>>308580still havent gotten any warning here but i am a thirdie and i watch no more than 30 minutes of video each day. when i do i always set it to 480p. i wonder if that has anything to do with it, ive seen my countrymen get it too. maybe its them trying to watch 6 hours of documentaries in 4k and youtube is like alright little man i wont pick a fight with you over this, youre not a burden on my systems?
No.308587
I was trying to remember what the cypberpunk aesthetic was all about. I remember like weird bronze fittings and stuff. So I try to google it, but now every single fucking result is for the video game. I can't even figure out how to get it to avoid the game. I used to do -whatever shit I didn't want to search and it would exclude that but that doesn't seem to work anymore.
No.308589
>>308588oh wait, this made me realize I was thinking of steampunk not cyberpunk. I'm just a moron.
No.308590
Last night I saw a big worm that as soon as it saw me retracted in to the bricks by the path. It was a few inches long and looked like a tentacle. Google tells me it be a kind of lizard called the slowworm, it was freaky seeing it in the dark by torchlight.
No.308595
>>308590are we really just calling reptiles worms now
No.308599
>>308595There's apparently a few species of legless reptiles that resemble snakes but aren't "true snakes" and they sort of resemble worms because they have very small eyes, but aren't really worms either. It's actually pretty dumb in a way like when people refer to a fungal infection as "ringworm" and people refer to parasites such as tapeworms and pinworms as "worms" but aren't particularly related to what most people might think are "true worms" like earthworms (which I don't think are parasitic in any way).
Or like how all bugs are insects but not all insects are bugs. And spiders, scorpions, millipedes, centipedes, etc. aren't insects either.
No.308602
>>308590Interesting syncrosinkitty. Yesterday nigh I saw a mouse that had been defeated by a neko. I though his guts were everythwere by when I went to touch, all his entrails got shuped up in to the earth. They were worms!!!
No.308607
Hallucinations are doing it again. Trying to get me to feel all nostalgic for moments from earlier this year or last when I was still taking Adderall. Admittedly–some of these memories are sorta' neat, I mean, because they're memories of me doing things that I don't normally have the energy to do like walking around the Hollywood area at around 2 or 3 AM before walking into some random, super-fancy-looking apartment building or hotel to ask them if I can use their restroom and actually being allowed in. Then I'd be walking all the way up Griffith park to the observatory right around the time the Sun is rising and be surprised that there's already people walking around even when it is too early for the observatory to open.
No.308612
Day 10 I think of chinkflu. Muscle pain is gone, throat almost back to normal, fever gone. All I'm left with is minor disorientation and loss of balance and intermittent chest fluttering sensation. Although i may be getting some hypoglycemia, I'm not really hungry at all, I've been forcing myself to eat lately.
No.308613
finally 1 week of nofap. Feel this energy i used to have when i was a kid.
No.308614
First hour of No-Preteen-Halloween is complete. I don't know how much longer I can take without seeing some delicious flat chests!
No.308615
>>308613Good job, wizard.
No.308617
The Ass Gas has been absolutely rancid today. Must mean I'm getting stronger.
No.308620
I'm actually a little jealous of MrBeast right now. Pretty much accomplished what I fantasized about when I was 18 years old. His idea was just to finish high school, skip college, and make money off of the internet. He was already making lodes emone before turning 19 simply by making Youtube videos where he counts to 100,000. He did this over 10 years after I first began to fantasize about making money this way.
No.308621
>>308613same here I'm actually feeling less depressed from doing nofap and spending more time outside. I've been reading in the park like some old people do.
No.308623
>>308621I'm doing the same stuff now coincidentally. Can confirm that it works. I saw one of my flatmates jogging in the park.
No.308624
giving up porn was the best thing I did in my life. I can use all that time to read and boy oh boy I feel like massaging my brain when I read literature. It's so beautiful.
No.308627
>>308613>>308621>>308623I've read posts like these from people doing literally dozens of different types of self improvement. When you get into a positive state of mind where you are resolved to improve yourself it makes you feel good. For most people this doesn't last that long though, maybe a month tops before your improvement just becomes routine and mundane. The trick is keeping the positive momentum going as long as possible. No fap doesn't provide any tangible gains beyond the good feelings so it seems like it would be the hardest to keep going.
No.308629
>>308627So it's autosuggestion.
It's good to quit masturbating and you will eventually grow out of it anyway but the reactions seem so exagerated.
Then you get the guys making up bizarre mystical stuff and it gets straight up embarassing to read.
Tired debate, I know.
No.308632
What a beautiful morning I feel so great.
No.308635
>>308632I'm always surprised when I wake up. "I'm still here." is the first sentence that comes to mind. Then I sense my lungs being used to grab oxygen and release carbon dioxide. Then I remember the sun is doing the same thing but burning hydrogen and releasing helium instead.
"Wah" I think next. "It doesn't make any sense." "Not supposed to, and it doesn't." And then I spend the rest of the day waiting to fall asleep again.
No.308636
today is the day in which females dress literally like succubi and do what succubi are known for. I was reminded of this during one of my morning walks, even as early they were already wearing those sick costumes.
for me, it's another day. i'm old and sick and never partook in those activities except when i wasnt fully developed, that is, as a child. but it was my parents who did it for me.
No.308641
>>308637did you make this? where's it from?
No.308643
>>308636I'm European so maybe this is some American thing I don't get, but do young succubi there literally strip down to sexy, lacey lingerie and go to those parties like that? Even if they have a boyfriend or if they're known to be prudish? I just don't get normies.