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 No.308647[View All]

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.

>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction

https://asoftmurmur.com/
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 No.309068

niggers really should die. What a loud bunch of motherfuckers.

 No.309071

[three more years later…]

"Who the fuck are you?" I asked.

"…" they responded.

 No.309072

Gotta' fire up them neurons

 No.309074

You ever notice how big anime has been getting lately?

Like I went outside the other day and saw someone dressed as Pikachu

makes you think.

 No.309077

>>309057
Woke up, it's at 28% through scanning segments. This shit is going to take days.

 No.309080

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Shit, guys. I recently learned that boys as young as eight years of age can begin puberty and producing sperm but the youngest boy known to have impregnated a succubus was twelve.

 No.309081

>>309080
is that shit news to you, are you underage or never went to school?

 No.309082

>>309080
12 seems a bit old given all of the weird shit that happens in the world.

A quick google search tells me that the youngest known father was a 9 year old chinese boy. https://www.almanac.com/fact/a-couple-from-china-became-the-youngest

 No.309083

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>>309081
I think it was in 5th or 8th grade when I was taught that boys begin puberty at age 12 while succubi begin puberty at age 10. It probably wasn't until like 10th or 11th grade that I learned through Snopes that the youngest mother was aged 5.
>>309082
Damn! I just Google'd it again and the first one I got was this guy.

 No.309084

It is because it just is, ok?

IT IS BECAUSE IT JUST IS

OOOOK?

IT.

IS.

BECAUSE.

IT.

JUST.

IS.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

K

?

 No.309085

No, wait. The line was, "progress is an illusion."

I think.

 No.309086

>♬Rape yourself and rape yourself♬
>♬Take all the courage you have left♬

 No.309087

My mother accuses me of throwing "sharks" at her.

I'm not sure if anyone else in the world talks like her.

 No.309089

>>309083
truwiz

 No.309090

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>"We care about your opinion!"

 No.309091

>>309074
pokemon is not just anime. i mean the show is sure but pokemon is more, way more, than the show. but yeah i know what youre saying, anime is insanely popular right now for some reason. japan has not capitalized on this enough tbh

they could have an army of weebs at the drop of a hat enlist into a suicide mission and go defend japan against china or something

an army of weebs doing hard manual labor for 20 years to gain citizenship + sterilization

man this century is just weak

 No.309092

>>309091
>an army of weebs doing hard manual labor for 20 years to gain citizenship + sterilization
Nigger are you on crack?

 No.309093

I went to the beach today to look for my old psychiatrist but his office was closed so I ended up wandering around ogling at all of the [DATA EXPUNGED] before walking into a nearby police station to ask if I could speak to a psychologist because a few police officers told me in 2017 that if I needed someone to talk with I could speak with someone at the station but when I got there today I was told that they were gone

 No.309094

I thought it was sunday and rode two miles in the rain to go to work.
Turns out it is monday, one of my days off, and I went for nothing.

I feel retarded.
How did I get so fucking detracted that I didn't realize what day of the week it was?

 No.309095

I feel like rampaging and killing every nigger, female, subhuman shitskin, faggot, and tranny that's alive. Eugenics makes sense every day that I have to leave my house.
Humans are really disgusting when left uncontrolled. I just feel like killing every single one of them it isn't even funny. It clouds my judgement. This visceral hatred for everyone that is human.

 No.309099

Based Rwandan truewiz

 No.309100

I went to the cops at the beach again today because I was told yesterday that the psychologist would be there around noon so I made sure to get there today at noon only to be told that they were gone and that I should be back tomorrow like at 5 or 6 AM and now I'm just like yeah nah 'cause that shit is like one or two hours away in a train.

 No.309101

It's so fucking stupid too because I remembered that I've been looking for "free therapy" since like 2013 when one of my psychiatrists told me that there was such a thing and I don't even know that the police psychologist offers "free therapy" and I have no health insurance and the voices in my head keep telling me to stop asking for free therapy.

 No.309104

Fuck. I just got a bill from the hospital that I went to a few days ago. +$1,100. And another bill for like +$100. What the fuck! They said it would be like somewhere from $100 to $500!

It's like when my psychiatrist told me to go to UCLA for "free therapy" back in 2013 but when I went there I got told that there was no such thing as free therapy and I later got two bills one for ~$100 and another for ~$200 simply because I sat there in a hospital bed and ate one of the meals they gave me while I waited for them to tell me whether or not there was free therapy which I would eventually find out that there isn't!

 No.309105

Fuck and they always dodge the question too when I ask them how much it's all gonna' cost.

I walk in and first thing I ask, "how much will this cost?" and they tell me to wait until I get called and then the next guy that calls me tells me that he's not in the finance department or whatever and then next thing I know they're all like, "yeah this is gonna' cost you just for the blood sample," and so on and so forth

 No.309106

3 days and it's still scanning the harddrive.

holy shit is this a slow process.

 No.309108

I think The Killers are like the Simon and Garfunkel but for millennials.

Or maybe just for me.

Nah but they're both still cool

 No.309115

>>309106
And it's done.
Didn't work ☹

Will try Crystal disk info next and see if that will work.
If not I will just have to accept that it's a total loss and be better about backups next time.

 No.309117

>>309116
And who is forcing you to fuck them?

 No.309118

Any other yt channels like protopod's? Low-key content about daily life with a host that is not completely insufferable? Seems like it's becoming a tall order nowadays.

 No.309119

Saw a stupid female crying early in the morning when I went out to buy me some bread. She was on my way, hurrying to go to work and I thought it was make up or that she had an allergy or a slight fever but no, she was crying her eyes out in public, face all red lmao

I wanted to beat the living shit out of her just for that. What pathetic subhumnan creatures females are.

 No.309120

Somehow a mouse got in to my brick outbuilding. It is brick, small, no windows, seemingly no gaps or holes, and the door is pretty tight fitting. It even has a bolt on top and bottom to keep it from warping.
So how did this mouse get in there to chew the wires and bits of Christmas decorations, and then seemingly leave. Mouse got me stumped.

 No.309121

>>309116
I’m going to create the next thread and say no politics , religion, or slurs in the crawl thread 👹 try and stop me

 No.309122

>>309121
nah it's good that he hates the devil. Nothing wrong about it. I hate niggers, females, kikes, normalfaggots, gays, trannies, etc. , they go out of their way to make you hate them.

It's a human sentiment shared across wizards no matter where they come from.

 No.309123

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>>309121
Could you use this picture of m31? I like how people have a romantic view of star gazing andromeda not realizing it's actually a monstrous spiral of death coming to slice our galaxy like a hot knife through butter. Andromeda will also ensure the complete and utter destruction of any life form in this galaxy, just in case the death of the sun is not enough. No amount of technology will ever enable biological life forms survive the colossal forces that will be unleashed once galaxies collide. It can't come soon enough.

 No.309124

in my time, floppy drives and cd drives got replaced by usb drives. in this generation it seems usb drives are relaced by just online storage, cloud, etc

it's to the point some younger people dont even know how to use a usb drive. fucking hell

 No.309125

>>309123
Is that photoshopped or is that an unaltered photographic image? Would I actually be able to see another galaxy with the naked eye and with that level of detail in an area with low light pollution?

 No.309126

>go for a walk
>turn into a corner
>a short succubus with a tenis racket and a gymbag appears
>she is all sweaty and stares at me and… bites her lips
>think she is just tired but she is obviously trying to hold my gaze
This whores don't respect anything. Walk ruined.

 No.309127

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>>309125
It's a long exposure picture, something very common in astrophotography. Basically you let a single frame to be exposed for a long period of time so a lot of the light emanating from the astronomical object can be captured. Newer equipment will do this automatically and even adjust for Earth's rotation and stuff like that but back in the day they would take a lot of pictures and cram together for more or less the same effect.

You wouldn't be able to see Andromeda like that with the naked eye even if you happened to be in a very good spot. Pic related is probably the best you would ever see it without any equipment.

 No.309128

>>309126
That is one hot sage, friend.

 No.309129

lately when I become angry I seriously want to kill people and it's not healthy. Seeing a crowd of collegefags I start having thoughts of murdering every single one of them. I don't know if it's my instinct for self destruction that points me to being this way.
The path I've chosen or that's been placed as the only option.

Im growing weaker but my hatred for humans is only getting stronger and makes me seek revenge, nothing else occurring inside my mind, but I can't enact the thoughts or shouldn't.

 No.309130

>>309123
There will be nothing deadly about the collision. I don't think you understand how big galaxies are. Stars are literal light years apart from each other. This pace is so large that collisions are unlikely. If stay systems do collide then the change will occur so slowly that change will have a chance to adapt, and intelligent life will have hundreds of thousands of years to find a new home in a calmer area of the galaxy.

 No.309131

>>309127
Human eyes are big and can focus to infinity. Galaxies are visible through a healthy eye under zero light pollution. The wilderness is navigable in the depths of night by starlight alone.

The night sky is a boring image for a thread image. What emotion could it evoke that has not been felt a thousand times before? What new angle does it drive the discussion? It speaks to the mundane nature of the OP. Van Gogh was a really bad painter too.

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 No.309135

Little fuckers and big fellas still going at it relentlessly, I see.

 No.309137

It is a remarkable thing how overt this, say, third party made their presence known over the years. 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019… they know so much. The extent of their power and actions are obvious.

 No.309138

>you KNEW and you did NOTHING!?
Which came first the chicken or the ACK

 No.309147

Everything is lost.

 No.309148

I think I can only count about twenty stars in the night sky of Los Angeles.

Even less movie stars. Maybe like one every decade.

I'd much rather see thousands of stars in the night sky, though. Would be cool to have like a compound in the remotest area of the Mojave desert then switch off the lights when I want to go stargazing on my rooftop by myself.


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